Glad we're talking out this headscarf thing. Was growing concerned about the state of foreign policy discourse.
Jan 29 @ 10:00 pm
Bad legal defenses, reduced to their essence, both universally speaking and with respect to the Patriots cheating at football:
EVERYONE DOES IT.
- No they don't, but keep telling yourself that if you need the sleep. The court, however, only cares for your sorry guilty ass.
- The worst argument ever and a favorite of conspiracy theorists. The argument implies that there is no right time for any fact to come to light, especially the one now undermining your hopeless situation. The answer is usually, "Because someone has rendered a probably-accurate determination of your guilt." If you were guilty before "Now," enjoy the memory of your getting away with it for so long because that's all that's left.
THE OUTCOME WOULD'VE BEEN THE SAME.
- Try this out in your next DUI hearing: "But no one died your honor. Can't we just acquit and save everyone the legal fees?" Report back on the success you didn't have.
EVERYONE'S JUST JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS
- Yep. You're still guilty though.
Jan 22 @ 3:15 pm