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Options April 5, 2020: riffs to slay dragons to

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Artist Track Album Label Year Comments New Approx. start time
Uniform  The Order of Death   Options I Fall in Love With the Light: A Sacred Bones Compilation  Sacred Bones Records  2020    *   0:00:00 (Pop‑up)
The Ditch and The Delta  Bleed The Sun   Options The Ditch and The Delta  Prosthetic Records  2020    *   0:05:25 (Pop‑up)
Black Flag  Scream   Options Rat Music For Rat People Vol 1  Go! Records  1982      0:11:07 (Pop‑up)

Music behind DJ:
Disturbed 

Down With The Sickness (Loop)   Options

 

 

 

 

 

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Nils Frahm  Hammers   Options Spaces  Erased Tapes Records  2013      0:24:44 (Pop‑up)
Mania  Pinnacle Of Terror   Options s/w Phobonoid  Eternal Warfare Records  2020    *   0:24:51 (Pop‑up)
NECRONOMIDOL  SALEM   Options scions of the blasted health  IMPERIET IV  2019      0:27:21 (Pop‑up)
Sentient Divide  Sacred Kill   Options Haunted By Cruelty  Expansion Abyss  2020      0:33:36 (Pop‑up)
INCONCESSUS LUX LUCIS  At The Behest Of The Sinister Impulse   Options The Crowning Quietus  I, Voidhanger Records  2017      0:38:22 (Pop‑up)
Nite  Lucifer   Options Darkness Silence Mirror Flame  Creator-Destructor Records  2020    *   0:43:47 (Pop‑up)

Music behind DJ:
Christopher Young 

Seduction and Pursuit (Loop)   Options

Hellraiser (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) 

 

1987 

 

 

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Leif Ove Andsnes: Chopin  Piano Sonata No 2 In B flat minor Op. 35 - Funeral March   Options           0:56:52 (Pop‑up)
Cristina  What's A Girl To Do   Options Sleep It Off  ZE Records  1984      1:05:32 (Pop‑up)
Bat For Lashes  What's A Girl To Do   Options Fur and Gold  Caroline Records  2007      1:09:07 (Pop‑up)
Es  Severed   Options Less of Everything  Upset The Rhythm  2020    *   1:11:38 (Pop‑up)
G H O S T S  The Day The Dam Breaks   Options An Ending    2020    *   1:14:30 (Pop‑up)
Cult Of Luna  Nightwalkers   Options A Dawn To Fear  Metal Blade Records  2019      1:17:02 (Pop‑up)
Demonic Death Judge  We Have To Kill   Options The Trail  Suicide Records  2020    *   1:27:54 (Pop‑up)

Music behind DJ:
Rob  

Doll   Options

Maniac (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) 

Hamburger Records 

2013 

 

 

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GRIFT  Barn av ingenmansland   Options Budet  Nordvis  2020    *   1:39:21 (Pop‑up)
Candlemass  The Pendulum   Options The Pendulum  Napalm Records  2020    *   1:45:30 (Pop‑up)
Raspberry Bulbs  Given Over To History   Options Before The Age Of Mirrors  Relapse Records  2020      1:50:01 (Pop‑up)
Smoulder  Warrior Witch Of Hel   Options Dream Quest Ends  Cruz del Sur Music  2020    *   1:54:26 (Pop‑up)
River Cult  Neo Dog   Options Chilling Effect  Nasoni Records  2020  album dropping May 1st! //check them out on Imaginary Radio @ WFMU// https://rivercult.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-wfmu-on-imaginary-radio  *   2:00:28 (Pop‑up)
Haze Mage  Bong Witch   Options Chronicles  Grimoire Records  2019      2:03:32 (Pop‑up)
Eternal Champion  The Destroyer/Awakened   Options Parallel Of Death  Cyclopean Records  2017      2:08:08 (Pop‑up)

Music behind DJ:
John Carpenter 

Prince of Darkness (Loop)   Options

Anthology: Movie Themes 1974​-​1998 

Sacred Bones 

2017 

 

 

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Cold Meat  Crawlers   Options Hot and Flustered  Static Shock Records  2020    *   2:27:14 (Pop‑up)
Physique  Yesterday's Anguish, Tomorrow's Despair   Options The Rhythm Of Brutality  Static Shock Records  2019      2:29:24 (Pop‑up)
Amnutseba  Dislumen   Options Emanatism  Iron Bonehead  2020    *   2:30:32 (Pop‑up)
Obsequiae  Arrows   Options Suspended In The Brume Of Eos  20 Buck Spin  2020    *   2:36:52 (Pop‑up)
Auroch  Coffin Nails   Options Stolen Angelic Tongues  20 Buck Spin  2020  album dropping April 24th!  *   2:39:49 (Pop‑up)
Scolopendra  Priest's Blood Soup   Options Those Of The Catacombs  Nuclear War Now! Productions  2020  album dropping May 31st!  *   2:43:10 (Pop‑up)
Tomb Mold   Beg For Life   Options Planetary Clairvoyance  20 Buck Spin  2019      2:48:08 (Pop‑up)

Music behind DJ:
John Carpenter 

The Thing (Loop)   Options

Anthology: Movie Themes 1974​-​1998 

Sacred Bones 

2017 

 

 

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01am mariano:

Happy witching hour Keilidh and crypt dwellers!
Avatar 12:01am JakeGould:

Ooooo… Nice cover… Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:01am Cooh John:

Hello Keilidh. Slay some dragons and me.
Avatar 12:02am Keilidh:

GREETINGS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:02am Handy Haversack:

Hi, Keilidh, Crypt Things!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:02am coelacanth∅:

hey Keilidh; cryptkickers
  12:02am cvh:

re: audio issues from earlier...could it have been Marty's recording? Keilidh's show just started, and 90.1fm just jumped to full volume
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:04am Cooh John:

Howls to Keilidh's crypters
Avatar 12:04am Keilidh:

it's possible!
Avatar 12:05am Keilidh:

to be fair though Marty's show was sounding fine from my computer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:05am coelacanth∅:

it's only slightly louder here now, than Marty's show. the stream though, not fm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:06am mb:

Hey peeps. Got a rowdy start tonight. All the signals are coming thru clear as day. Jah bless the skeleton crew.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:06am Handy Haversack:

I'll check again next time I go to bathroom or kitchen.
  12:08am ParUbi ¤¤¤¤:

Hey everyone
Avatar 12:09am Franco Twinkie:

Hey Keilidh! Looks like everybody is still hanging.
  12:10am cvh:

those were indeed dragon-killing riffs
Avatar 12:11am Keilidh:

give it up for uncle henry!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:11am Rory:

Hello everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:12am Cooh John:

Yeah, Henry.
Avatar 12:12am JakeGould:

Hank!
Avatar 12:12am Keilidh:

hello rory and franco and everyone checkin in!! glad yr hangin vampire hours. everyone in good health??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:13am coelacanth∅:

i'm not making out all the lyrics
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14am coelacanth∅:

...oh, okay now he's enunciating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hey, at least it's got a good steady beat that can be easily danced to.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:14am Cooh John:

Tip top, Keilidh
Avatar 12:14am Keilidh:

*confused moshing*
Avatar 12:15am JakeGould:

Let’s all mosh on Zoom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:15am coelacanth∅:

(we called it dancing)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:16am Daisy:

*screams from the back* read a poem!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:16am mariano:

The undead can't die, Keilidh.
Avatar 12:17am Keilidh:

i shoulda just told jokes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:17am coelacanth∅:

yah! Thanks Daisy and Chop Scott and whomever else is behind the scenes at the moment, and not at the moment
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:17am mariano:

Henry Rollins walks into a bar...
  12:18am sufferwords:

connected - a - o - k-
Avatar 12:18am Keilidh:

TIME ISN'T REAL!!
Avatar 12:19am JakeGould:

Just read online that NJ Governor Slenderman needs many things to help the state deal with this mess… Including COBOL programmers because that is what their unemployment check system is written in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:19am coelacanth∅:

i hope my landlord sees it that way, and my insurance company, and my internet provider...
Avatar 12:20am JakeGould:

I consider weekdays to be day streams and weekends to be week walls.
Avatar 12:20am JakeGould:

Also, what Daisy says… Read poetry, lady!
Avatar 12:21am Keilidh:

I O U
Avatar 12:21am Keilidh:

i actually have been reading a lot of poems, and rereading agamemnon
  12:21am BH:

there's an alarm here that I don't set on weekends, so as long as I don't set it, i'll have some sort of indicator for Saturday/Sunday
Avatar 12:22am Franco Twinkie:

Write a poem with your finger in the dust on the living room window.
Avatar 12:22am JakeGould:

You have something against Menelaus?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:23am Drunken Creep:

sounding good dj, gracias, digging this instrumental
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24am Daisy:

Keilidh just call in I'll put you on air. I'm god of the board.
Avatar 12:24am Keilidh:

not rly into how he treated Helen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24am coelacanth∅:

i think if i stopped hearing wfmu i'd no longer know what day it is on any day beyond the 3rd day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24am Cooh John:

Aeschylus is Aok
Avatar 12:25am JakeGould:

Flashbacks to Ms. Pianelli’s English class in JHS.
  12:25am keilidih New faN:

Dear DJ, can you give me your metal playlist on Spotify thanks, I'm new to your program
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:26am Handy Haversack:

I am rolling up a demon. And de-spy-ifying Chrome on another machine as part of game prep.

D&D update, Keilidh!

We are playing every week now. Last week they spent two hours examining a natural crack in a natural cavern and then breezed right past a room whose walls were all skulls, one of which was babbling out warnings of a great hunger in the dark.

Then the rest of the time was spent trying to wake no more than one mummy at a time. They got some loyal hornets out of the deal!

Tomorrow they are hoping to find Shadorigol the Dream Bringer or at least fuck up some of her moths.
Avatar 12:26am Keilidh:

I don't have any Spotify playlists!! Actually... would you guys be interested in that?
  12:28am KeilidH new Fan:

maybe better Yet it is not necessary, if it only disturbs the peace of wfmU's solemnity, because I thought you already had the playlist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'd be more interested in a map of where to find the local crypts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:28am Bryce:

this song gave me whiplash
  12:29am KeilidH New fan:

But very thanK yoU for answering!
Avatar 12:30am Keilidh:

@handy - hell yeah!!

sounds like you "breezed" right through a CRYPT

but good on that mummy caution! and demon!
Avatar 12:30am Keilidh:

lol BRYCE yes its a masterpiece
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:31am mariano:

Well I'd have a great hunger too if I were a skull in a wall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

cryptlash
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:32am Handy Haversack:

I guess don't expect sympathy from my friends, @mariano!

I sent Mr. Pumpy some details today in case he did want to join in the fun but haven't heard back ... must have got busy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:34am Rory:

Lol! I like the transition
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:38am mb:

I am still a breakdown junkie and Sentient Divide is delivering here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:38am mariano:

Yeah, Mr. Pumpy's got his hands pretty full I imagine.
  12:39am riFf:

riff
  12:40am haaard:

haard
Avatar 12:41am JakeGould:

So you are into the epic poems now, Keilidh? Nope like poetry poetry?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:41am Handy Haversack:

I think he showed up for a hot second on a board earlier.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:41am diciassette:

the need for COBOL programmers will keep at least a few at-risk people in telecommute gigs! cool.
Avatar 12:42am Keilidh:

one of my OG favorite poets is Lord Alfred Tennyson!

No time hath she to sport and play
A charmed web she weaves alway.
A curse is on her, if she stay
Her weaving, either night or day,
To look down to Camelot.
She knows not what the curse may be
Therefore she weaveth steadily,
Therefore no other care hath she
The Lady of Shalott.
She lives with little joy or fear
Over the water, running near,
The sheepbell tinkles in her ear.
Before her hangs a mirror clear,
Reflecting tower'd Camelot.
And as the mazy web she whirls,
She sees the surly village churls,
And the red cloaks of market girls
Pass onward from Shalott
Sometimes a troop of damsels glad,
An abbot on an ambling pad,
Sometimes a curly shepherd lad,
Or long-hair'd page in crimson clad,
Goes by to tower'd Camelot:
And sometimes thro' the mirror blue
The knights come riding two and two:
She hath no loyal knight and true,
The Lady of Shalott.
But in her web she still delights
To weave the mirror's magic sights,
For often thro' the silent nights
A funeral, with plumes and lights
And music, came from Camelot:
Or when the moon was overhead
Came two young lovers lately wed
'I am half sick of shadows,' said
The Lady of Shalott.
  12:44am haard:

HaaaRrrDd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:44am Handy Haversack:

Nice, Keilidh. I'll find another good Lux one.
Avatar 12:44am Keilidh:

hell yeah!
Avatar 12:44am JakeGould:

@diciassette: LOL! I once sold hard drive on eBay about 10 years ago to someone who worked for the NYC department of something. He didn't want me to ship it because he lived in Sunset Park. He showed up at my place and was wheezing and catching his breath all up the stairs. He told me he was a COBOL programmer and was bragging that they needed him more that he needed them… But he could only program in COBOL… In 2010-ish. Glad I saved him $$$ on shipping!
  12:45am riFf:

yoUr cryp
  12:46am riFf:

youR crypt reminds me of Shallot, and yoU the Lady
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:48am Ken From Hyde Park:

I just realized that they lyrics Henry was singing were exactly that Tennyson poem.
  12:48am riFf:

actuAlly, who is this and what is here? died the cheers of the pAlace neaRr
Avatar 12:48am JakeGould:

@Keilidh: The only outdoor space I know of in Brooklyn that is advertising “Yes! We’re open! Come visit us!” is Greenwood Cemetery. Very appropriate.
  12:48am HaaaArd:

haaRd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:49am mariano:

That's crazy that anyone's still using Cobol, much less a gov't agency, Jake.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:49am Bryce:

apparently the city of london runs on fortran
Avatar 12:50am Keilidh:

@ken - oh shit yr right!!
Avatar 12:50am Keilidh:

@jakegould - i TOTALLY approve if ppl wear some nice goth gloves and stay tf away from each other
  12:50am impressive:

impRessiVvv
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:51am Handy Haversack:

"Pecked to Death by Swans"
--for Stephen Dobyns

Your tear-wracked family bedside: elderly grandchildren,
great-grandchildren arriving
straight from med school; not a peep of pain, calm,
lucid, last words impeccably drafted?

No. Pecked to death by swans.

Having saved the lives of twelve crippled children
(pulled from a burning circus tent), the president
calling your hospital room, and you say: Tell him
to call back; all the opiate drugs you want?

No. Pecked to death by swans.

Great honors accrued, Don't go telegram from the pope
on the side table, serious lobby
already in place re a commemorative stamp; a long
long life capped by falling, peacefully, asleep?

No. I said: Pecked to death by swans.

By a bullet meant for a lover or a best friend,
by a car set to kill someone else whom you pushed,
because you could, out of the way; the ululations
of a million mourners rising to your window?

No. Pecked to death by swans.

-- Thomas Lux
Avatar 12:52am JakeGould:

@mariano: FWIW, the vast majority of government systems use stuff like that. Not crazy at all. Also, Windows NT and OS/2 is used on NYC systems to this day.
Avatar 12:52am Keilidh:

@handy - woah lmao... brutal. that is my favorite poem now.
Avatar 12:53am JakeGould:

@Bryce: Can you imagine being a goldbrick that gets paid to maintain COBOL or Fortran knowing that your bosses and co-worker are just waiting for you to die?
  12:53am hArd:

haaAard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:54am Bryce:

I CAN!

*googles "city that runs on LOGO*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:56am chresti:

The city of LA uses Windows
Avatar 12:56am Keilidh:

funny enough, I talk about greenwood cemetery in the next mic break related to this Chopin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:56am Handy Haversack:

Then you might like this, Keilidh.

But, oh, first, Cristina. That was a real blow. I'll wait a minute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57am mariano:

Last place I lived in Brooklyn was catty-corner from Green Wood. Apparently there's more Tiffany glass there than in the Met, or so a groundskeeper said.
Avatar 12:57am Keilidh:

woah audio :////
Avatar 12:57am Keilidh:

i might've mixed this too loud
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:57am Handy Haversack:

Ah, not my speaker?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:58am Rory:

Anywhere there is a heavy catholic presence always has the best heavy music. Catholics are surrounded by violence at an early age. Just walk in to a Catholic Church...
Avatar 12:58am Keilidh:

no def my mix!! sorry!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:58am mariano:

Chopin really pioneered distortion ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:58am diciassette:

chopin lay off the goddam pedal!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:58am Handy Haversack:

Huge influence on Cale.
Avatar 12:59am Keilidh:

lmaooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:59am mariano:

Rory: My step-grandfather -- completely seriously -- used to say that mass would be much more interesting if the crucifix behind the altar featured a mechanical writhing Jesus.
  1:00am haaRd:

but I like Piano, more piano
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:00am diciassette:

actually didnae know that chopin cooked this one up. whoa.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:00am mariano:

Which, to be fair, probably would make mass much more interesting.
Avatar 1:01am Keilidh:

i would love distorted mass. maybe throw some chopped n screwed hymns in there
  1:02am BH:

Chopin's playing with the effects on his Windows 95 sound recorder.

Also, I think there's some things much more recent than COBOL that are more preposterously used by government entities. Like using the internet on computers with out-of-support operating systems (hopefully various criminal types have decided to stop ransomware attacking hospitals right now)
Avatar 1:03am JakeGould:

Whoa! Who is playing this Chopin? My dad really liked him. And really liked Vladimir Horowitz performances.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:03am Rory:

I use to attend mass every week. Stand up, sit down sing boring shit. Not my kind of religious experience at all.
Avatar 1:04am JakeGould:

Chopin is one of the few Polish guys me and my fellow Pollacks can agree on without getting into a fight about it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:04am Rory:

@mariano - Dude, the fucked up shit my grandfather would say!! Wow!
Avatar 1:04am Keilidh:

i'm gonna cry
Avatar 1:05am JakeGould:

You haven’t been crying for the last 3 weeks?
Avatar 1:07am Keilidh:

Ok I figured out who it was! I will update the playlist re: chopin
Avatar 1:08am Keilidh:

and yes i have actually
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:09am Handy Haversack:

RIP, Cristina. You were amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:09am Handy Haversack:

Maybe this will help:

The People of the Other Village

hate the people of this village
and would nail our hats
to our heads for refusing in their presence to remove them
or staple our hands to our foreheads
for refusing to salute them
if we did not hurt them first: mail them packages of rats,
mix their flour at night with broken glass.
We do this, they do that.
They peel the larynx from one of our brothers' throats.
We devein one of their sisters.
The quicksand pits they built were good.
Our amputation teams were better.
We trained some birds to steal their wheat.
They sent to us exploding ambassadors of peace.
They do this, we do that.
We canceled our sheep imports.
They no longer bought our blankets.
We mocked their greatest poet
and when that had no effect
we parodied the way they dance
which did cause pain, so they, in turn, said our God
was leprous, hairless.
We do this, they do that.
Ten thousand (10,000) years, ten thousand
(10,000) brutal, beautiful years.
Avatar 1:09am JakeGould:

We’re all collectively sad and mourning and even dealing with PTSD. So hey…
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em):

dig dig digging this set
Avatar 1:10am JakeGould:

@Handy: That’s a good one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:10am Daisy:

Beautiful poems, and super beautiful song rn
  1:10am hArd:

hAaArD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:13am diciassette:

amoozing set my thumb is getting sore from clicking the stars
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:13am coelacanth∅:

i went to church on sundays for the first 5 years of my life. much of the mass was spoken in latin and we had no other religious instruction, so i had absolutely no idea what was going on. my older brother made up this ditty about the ritual.
stand up sit down kneel pray
stand up sit down kneel pay
...we were both skeptical from early on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:14am diciassette:

my knees are sore just thinking about that!
Avatar 1:15am JakeGould:

@dicassette: That’s what she said.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:16am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em):

you don't say
Avatar 1:16am Keilidh:

@coela - oof! eerie but kinda cool re: latin. i had only a lightly religious upbringing bc old school grandparents
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:16am coelacanth∅:

i learned to follow whatever everyone else was doing very efficiently.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:17am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em):

adults are weird
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em):

i speak from experience
still digging!
Avatar 1:19am JakeGould:

@coelacanth∅: Funny you say that. In Judaism — I’m not a scholar like Andy Breckman but know the basic concepts — nobody kneels, you are supposed to pray with your head covered and rocking back and forth. And the most important book is the Talmud which is basically just documentation of a bunch of Rabbis endlessly engaged in directing what the Torah means. Meaning you are raised to open your mouth and question things all the time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:19am coelacanth∅:

it must've made an impact on my brother, despite skepticism about religion, because he became fluent in latin later on. not much use of it now but knowing it helped him have a basic understanding of the offshoot languages.
Avatar 1:20am JakeGould:

I meant dissecting, not “directing.” Stupid spellcheck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22am coelacanth∅:

wow that's interesting Jake.
questioning is not quite what the catholic church wants you to do!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22am mariano:

I haven't been religious since I was around 8, but a good high-church mass in a cathedral can be quite an impressive production, with the Renaissance choral music and the pageantry and incense and such. Smells and bells as some call it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:24am coelacanth∅:

Keilidh (@1.16) if my brother were still around now i'd definitely ask him to recite some latin shit to accompany some noise i make.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:25am mariano:

Anglican services too. Was traveling to England a lot between March of '18 and October of last year, staying around Chichester, which has a big medieval cathedral. Really enjoyed going to their choral evensong, 30-45 minutes of really amazing choral music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:26am coelacanth∅:

tomorrow's sunday, maybe i'll go to ....never mind.
Avatar 1:26am JakeGould:

@coelacanth∅: Yup. Also, Rabbis are not to be treated as some boss or authority figure. Their job is to be something like a politician. They lead services, but can be questioned. Of course in the modern world — where Judaism in the U.S. is kinda structure like a Protestant sect — that is not always the case. But you can definitely speak back to the Rabbi if you can make a decent case. If you are just speaking back to speak back, you are just a pain in the arse.

Being contrarian I the core thing Jews are because of that.

Now don’t get restarted on the Orthodox loons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:27am diciassette:

the offshoot languages are generally referred to as “vulgar latin” and are the best ones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:27am coelacanth∅:

...there must be people freaking out over not going to church, and temple, and meetinghouse (etc)
Avatar 1:27am JakeGould:

@diciassette: That’s what she said.
Avatar 1:27am Keilidh:

oh hell yeah vulgar latin band!
  1:29am BH:

I've listened a time or two to the overnight 'sacred music' on a Lutheran radio station recently. Total coincidence i'm sure
Avatar 1:29am JakeGould:

@coelacanth∅: You realize that many people believe things like Coronavirus — as well as global warming and such — are “clear” indicators that we are in end-times, right? So nobody is gathering in a building… Whoop-de-doo… The holy are heading to “heaven” soon…

Also, there are people in the South who contact Jews they know of to ask them if they will take care of their pets when the Rapture happens. Wonder if that’s a decent paying gig?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:30am mariano:

Kind of a reverse shabbos goy, huh Jake?
Avatar 1:30am Keilidh:

well i hope they have fun up there or w/e
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:31am coelacanth∅:

Jake, i worked in a jewish cemetary for 6 summers and one winter, right after high school. the main rabbi was really cool and we'd talk a lot...though rarely about religion. he liked to talk about women and food. told me how a kosher slaughterhouse worked. drove a fast car.
Avatar 1:33am JakeGould:

@mariano: Completely… This NPR story sums it up nicely, “For $135 (plus $20 for each additional critter; PayPal accepted), he promises to look after your dog or cat or hamster or even llama once you are spirited away to heaven.” www.npr.org...
Avatar 1:33am JakeGould:

“Centre assures potential clients that his staff will still be on Earth after doomsday by testing employees to confirm that they are Atheists. How does he do that? Well, he just asks them to commit blasphemy.”
Avatar 1:34am JakeGould:

People are crazy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36am mariano:

Damn, Jake - I need to get in on that racket!
Avatar 1:36am JakeGould:

Another article: “So, when the Rapture comes, I need me a Jew to take care of my dog. I don’t want my dog being raised by no atheist.” forward.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36am Handy Haversack:

We were once on the inner catwalk at the top of the dome of the cupola of St. Peter's in Rome when a choir of monks sang for sext (I think; could have been none). THAT was pretty wild.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36am mariano:

Alpunkative - can't believe nobody's come up with that one yet!
Avatar 1:36am JakeGould:

@coelacanth∅: That sounds very cool!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:37am coelacanth∅:

i don't think i'm an atheist so i'm not qualified for that job.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:38am mariano:

However, Jake: many millennarian evangelicals believe that Jews will convert to Christianity en masse right before Jesus comes back. They started whistling that tune once the GOP started cozying up to Israel.
Avatar 1:38am JakeGould:

@mariano: Yeah, that throws a wrench into that.
  1:39am BH:

from what I can recall from an Assemblies of God youth group, they were really into the rapture. Like way into the rapture. Although the effects in Left Behind seemed reasonably credible looking.
Avatar 1:39am JakeGould:

Peeanna music!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:39am Bryce:

i want to own a piano bar with alex jones at the ivories
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:40am Bryce:

it's all i think about, in fact
Avatar 1:40am JakeGould:

@Bryce: The Alex Jones selling anti-Coronavirus toothpaste?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:40am coelacanth∅:

you're already on Chopin, but maybe
préludes opus 28 #4 in E minor
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:40am coelacanth∅:

(it's too short though)
Avatar 1:41am Keilidh:

@bryce - i'd invest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:41am Handy Haversack:

According to the Signorelli frescoes in Orvieto, at the rapture there will also be hordes of ninjas on the attack. So should be a pretty wild time!
Avatar 1:41am Keilidh:

@coelecanth - i am familiar and yes it is! Chopin's 45
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:41am mariano:

Bryce: not quite what you're looking for, but there's a funny YT vid of Alex Jones playing Jeopardy: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:42am coelacanth∅:

right! haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:42am Handy Haversack:

Play it at 33, Keilidh!
Avatar 1:42am JakeGould:

When people like Alex Jones do a deuce, are their faces all read and sweaty and they grunt “Ennnghhuh!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:43am Bryce:

@jake yeah, he'd be crooning, with a snifter of something. maybe sad show tunes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:43am mariano:

Gaaah don't put that image in my head Jake!
Avatar 1:43am Keilidh:

lmao gr8 jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:43am diciassette:

chopin’s my favorite! i like it best when it’s played by this one dude named Martha Argerich
Avatar 1:44am JakeGould:

@Bryce: You ever to go to the piano bar at the Hotel Edison before they “upscaled” it? There was a piano lady there who sold her CDs from the top of her piano and would walk around ask for tips.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:46am Bryce:

oh wow, i haven't! the russian vodka room on 52nd has piano action.
Avatar 1:46am JakeGould:

This Candlemass is 2020? Sounds like 1988!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:46am mariano:

This Candlemass kicks ass.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:47am Handy Haversack:

Yeah -- this is a good mass! Kneel! Jump! Dance!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:48am Rory:

Never go wrong with Candlemass!
Avatar 1:48am Keilidh:

so cla$$ic!!
Avatar 1:48am JakeGould:

@Bryce: You know when we can go outside and economies need to be boosted, I am hoping NYC’s cabaret laws go away or loosen up so there can be more piano bars and house bands in places. I mean open mic nights are sad.
Avatar 1:49am JakeGould:

Oh! They are from the 1980s. Their first release was “Epicus Doomicus Metallicus” www.discogs.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:50am Rory:

Yesss!!!!
Avatar 1:50am Keilidh:

@handy - i couldn't help but imagine a mosh pit of metalheads kneeling
Avatar 1:51am JakeGould:

This genuinely feels like nearly 2:00am in 1988.
Avatar 1:52am Keilidh:

closer yr eyes... we are there... radical
Avatar 1:53am Keilidh:

close* wow
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:53am Handy Haversack:

It keeps the knees limber!
  1:54am haArd:

hAaRrd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:55am Handy Haversack:

I have been writing short fucked up dreams to give to my players if they try to rest without dealing with Shadirogol the Dream Bringer. Basically, I write the scariest stuff I can think of and they laugh and make fart jokes.

But Smoulder is definitely helping the mood along!
Avatar 1:58am JakeGould:

This is very perfectly 1980s and D&D.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:58am mariano:

Handy: do a Lovecraft and say that the visions are so horrible that human language isn't equipped to describe them.
  1:59am elwyn:

hey everyone
Avatar 2:00am Keilidh:

@handy - typical dynamic!! just blast smoulder next time when they start dude-ing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:00am Handy Haversack:

Heh, I actually directly cribbed language from "The Colour Out of Space" for one of them. We'll see if anyone notices!

And trust me mariano, they would still respond with fart jokes!
Avatar 2:00am JakeGould:

@Handy: Ever hear of the “Bootlace Worm?” So nasty! nerdist.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:00am Rory:

It’s not 2020. It’s the year 1970 and we are all witnessing The Stooges live!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:00am Handy Haversack:

I'm in, Rory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:01am coelacanth∅:

diciassette @1.43 i'm going to check that out. i was surprised to find more than once that i'd listen to 5, 10 or more versions of a piece i know and none of them are quite right to me.
too fast, too slow, too hard, too much showing off, bad-sounding piano - etc.
Avatar 2:01am Keilidh:

elwyn! hey!!
Avatar 2:01am Keilidh:

guys this is Marcel's band (river cult)!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:02am coelacanth∅:

oh this is Marcel's band!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

Marcel ... oh, fun! New album coming, tool!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:03am Handy Haversack:

I got worms for days, @JakeGould -- but that is horrible and I will use it. Thanks!

This sounds great! Marcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:03am coelacanth∅:

(oh, duh never mind)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:03am mariano:

Ah, cool! Way to go Marcel, this is great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:04am Handy Haversack:

Haze Mage ... Bong Witch ... this is definitely my players' style!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

River Cult played a live set on Chris M's show a few years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:05am mariano:

Was gonna say, Handy: I saw the words Haze Mage and was immediately teleported back to Dragon Con '83!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:06am Handy Haversack:

I think my first Dragon Con was '86!
Avatar 2:08am Keilidh:

@handy - that is OG RAD
Avatar 2:08am Keilidh:

@ken - oh shit!! i didn't know that and MUST listen
Avatar 2:10am JakeGould:

All this talk about swords and sorcery reminds me of Frank Thorne. He’s the guy who created Red Sonja (Conan the Barbarian’s gal pal) but he also had a lot of failed character efforts where he always managed to get himself pictured next to some young model in costume.

Like “LANN”: www.budsartbooks.com...

And “Ghita of Alizarr”: thumbs.worthpoint.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:10am Handy Haversack:

Very Imaginos-style BÖC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:10am Handy Haversack:

... -style
Avatar 2:10am JakeGould:

Those pics just crack me up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Imaginary Radio 7/7/2016 - www.wfmu.org...
  2:11am Jaco:

Greetings from South Africa! Great show
Avatar 2:11am JakeGould:

His concept is just basically “Some young sci-fi/fantasy lady does things and this old guy is always assisting her…”
Avatar 2:12am Keilidh:

Greetings Jaco! Welcome!! That is dope - how you doin over there?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:12am coelacanth∅:

i got a river cult ep on bandcamp before Marcel had his show on fmu. then after he had the show they played in the bar i (used to) go to and i knew it was Marcel but was like "river cult river cult why's that sound so familiar?"
he gave me a bumper sticker, i sold the car...he gave me another next time they played there, i put it in my backpack, backpack got stolen.
Avatar 2:12am Keilidh:

@ken - love Chris M and his show. Will check it out TY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:12am Handy Haversack:

Got a 403 Forbidden! on the second, @JG, but the first was hilarious.
Avatar 2:12am JakeGould:

@coelacanth∅: So basically “River Cult” bumper stickers lead to theft or loss of some pic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:12am coelacanth∅:

i miss Chris M.
Avatar 2:13am Keilidh:

@coela - duuuude that is sick and coincidental!! and sry about the backpack.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:13am Handy Haversack:

You're saying Marcel is a punk metal trickster god who has decided you're a fun project, right, @coela?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:14am coelacanth∅:

Jake yes i think that's fair to say.
Avatar 2:14am JakeGould:

@Handy: Here is the second pic. ibb.co...

Just Google “Frank Thorne” and wow… Just the same creepy schtick forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:14am coelacanth∅:

and Thanks Keilidh...it was a big loss. like >$2000.loss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:15am coelacanth∅:

that river cult set on imaginary radio is also available on bandcamp, last i knew.
Avatar 2:15am Keilidh:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:15am Handy Haversack:

"We got Ron Goulart!" shouted someone, @JG.
  2:16am Jaco:

Hi Keili, doing good thanks. We're on day 10 of our nationwide lockdown. Challenging with a two-year old in the house, haha. Luckily we are able to work from home. Hope all you guys at WFMU are doing well
  2:16am Dave Miss:

Now it gets real
Avatar 2:16am Keilidh:

one time I lost my whole wallet on the metro in Tokyo. I got it back at the next stop. Drunk! With a smile!
Avatar 2:17am JakeGould:

@Handy: The world of 1970s sci-fi/fantasy was small, insular and very creepy.
Avatar 2:17am Keilidh:

@jaco - that is fortunate that you can work from home, but man a 2 year old!! Hope the little one's well, stay strong rock on!
  2:18am Dave Miss:

Hi handy and coelacanth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:18am coelacanth∅:

that's a happy story Keilidh! good to hear
  2:18am Dave Miss:

And handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:18am Handy Haversack:

Oh, wow, they have an album called Terminus Est! That is just a million awesome nerd points!

Hey, Dave Miss!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:19am coelacanth∅:

hey Dave
Avatar 2:19am JakeGould:

Anyway, to bed! Thanks Keilidh and everyone else!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:19am mariano:

Night Jake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:20am Handy Haversack:

Night, Jake!

That song was fucking great!
Avatar 2:20am Keilidh:

To bed, Jake! Thank u!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:20am coelacanth∅:

g'night Jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:22am Handy Haversack:

Yeah, that was a pretty great set for what I'm working on here, Keilidh!
  2:22am elwyn:

slain creatures and monster have family who love them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:23am coelacanth∅:

rivercult.bandcamp.com... (imaginary radio - "name your price"...probably better sound quality than the post-4-weeks fmu archive)
  2:23am Dave Miss:

Why are you killing me. BEST
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:24am Handy Haversack:

Everyone has a mummy, @elwyn.
  2:25am BH:

questmetal, not to be confused with A Tribe Called Quest Metal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:25am coelacanth∅:

- or questionable metal
Avatar 2:25am Keilidh:

@BH - HAHA yes for that it the Tribe!!
  2:26am damN:

haaRd
Avatar 2:26am Keilidh:

@elwyn - that is true ;_;
  2:26am Jaco:

That Eternal Champion track was fantastic...
Avatar 2:26am Keilidh:

Thank u for that link Coela!!
  2:26am haaRd:

voX haaRd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

I was in the kitchen. Did someone mention equestrian metal? Where they're riding horses?
Avatar 2:28am Keilidh:

once again, Australia owns punk!! (cold meat is from Perth)
Avatar 2:29am Keilidh:

wow ken... but kind of tbh!!
  2:30am elwyn:

@handy
I always made a reoccurring joke when playing Star Wars miniature games and one of my Imperial players got killed. "That guy had a family" or "Howlrunner" was pregnant.
  2:30am HhhaRrdd:

woW haaRddD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:31am Rory:

Hopefully I’ll start mentally feeling better tomorrow. I am really enjoying the show! Sick tracks tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:32am Handy Haversack:

@elwyn: My players like to say: "They knew what they were signing up for!"
Avatar 2:34am Keilidh:

ty Rory! These are rough times, you're in my thoughts!
Avatar 2:37am Keilidh:

wow... i am breathless from that amnutseba track
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:37am Rory:

@Keilidh, thanks! I wish you all well!
  2:37am Me:

Too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:38am Handy Haversack:

I have written the dreams.

Keilidh, this show is AMAZING! I probably *shouldn't* look forward to staying up till 3 every Saturday with it, but I really do!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:39am coelacanth∅:

i must clock out early. bodies need rest. Thank you Keilidh and board op Daisy
take care and be strong everyone
Avatar 2:40am Keilidh:

Rest well Coela! Take care of yourself! ty for tunin in as always
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:40am Handy Haversack:

Night, coela. Take it as easy as you can!
Avatar 2:40am Keilidh:

@handy - I look forward to our next update! Keep them boys in line. I'm glad to feed yr insomnia!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:41am mariano:

Night coela.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

Take care, c∅.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:44am Handy Haversack:

Oh, they're not all boys -- but the point stands!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:50am mb:

Scolopendra slaying. Catacombs is a great word and i'm very intrigued with them in general. Much respect to the soldiers that did battle in them in Fallujah. Must have been terrifying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:51am Handy Haversack:

"Honey, that's *grave mold*!" has been a running joke with my friends for years. For some reason we briefly had a housekeeper in a Call of Chulhu game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:53am Handy Haversack:

(^^Gonna say that misspelling was for anti-summoning reasons and not whisky reasons.^^)
Avatar 2:53am Keilidh:

indeed mb!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:54am mariano:

Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55am VincentNifigance:

Darren often fills in for himself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:56am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Keilidh!

Another crypt slammer of a show. I really do look forward to it all week! What a pleasure!

Thanks, Daisy!

Good night, all! Don't let the Great Old Ones bite!

Be good to yourselves, all of us.
Avatar 2:56am Keilidh:

ty everyone for tunin in!! be well! stay safe! kick crypts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:56am mariano:

Thanks Keilidh and Daisy, take care everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:56am mb:

Great show folks. Thanks DJ. Daisy, my hero!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Keilidh. Thanks, Daisy. Ice things down on the slab until next week!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58am Handy Haversack:

(The role of mariano will now be played by an automaton of mangled flesh, an abomination hauled by incantations of foulest content from realms beyond the nighted gulfs of space and time. Wine is available in the lobby.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58am Daisy:

np! thanks for the great show keilidh!! my fav of the museum of death was the heavens gate exhibit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

Bleh ... NFL kicker Tom Dempsey succumbed to coronavirus. He had a deformed foot, but set the record for a 63-yard FG years ago. RIP
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27pm Rory:

Listening again! Raspberry Bulbs is my favorite of the year so far.
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