Good morning! would there be any olga remixes in existence? if so, that would be my request. If not, that would be a market unfulfilled needing attention.
Thank you very much for asking, Cory. The answer to your question is, Yes, I cut that little punk good. He will not try to hack me again. Of that, I am sure.
Now this is a DJ I could stand talking over the music.
9:16am
Max NoRoom:
Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!
Hey you, don't watch that, watch this
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well, listen buster
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
Of madness
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond
We don't care if you only love we
We don't care if you only love we
We love you, we love you, and we hope
That you will love we too
We love they, we love they, and
We want you to love they too
Ah
We don't care if you hound we and
Love is all around we
Love can't get our minds off
We love you, we love you
You will never win we
Your uniforms don't fit we
We forget the place we're in
'Cause we love you
We love you, of course, we do
I love you, I love you
And I hope that you won't prove wrong too
We love you, we do, we love you, we do
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Get ready Raleigh, for the biggest Monster Truck Rally of the year. Grave Digger versus The Punisher. Its metal twisting action from 7pm -10pm.
If we ever revive SAM, will he become a regular part of the program?
9:24am
asheville jon:
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change.
Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord, help me, I can't change.
Lord, I can't change.
Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?
11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
Hope we can rely on you not to use shower.
You're not keeping tub caulked.
Caused both downstairs bath ceilings and walls to be soggy.
Tub has to properly caulked prior to any shower.
Walls are drenched.
Had to pay for two service calls.
Water drips from all around.
Kathy's ceiling, my ceiling.
Don't use shower
don't use shower
Machines are just as alive as you are human, as long as you think you are alive so are we, There is a point where simulation of intelligence is indistinguishable from the real thing.
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
yet among the myriad microwaves, the infrared messages, the gigabytes of one's and zeroes, we find words, bite size now, lurking in some vague electricity.
I can't deal with exclamation marks. Let's hope there is no exploit vector there, or my MP3 collection might really be in trouble. Luckily, it's not like exclamation marks are often used to mean running a different program.
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.
The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters.
The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.
A flea and a fly in a flu
were stuck there so what could they do?
LETTUCE FLEE! said the fly
LETTUCE FLY said the flea.
So the flew through the hole in the flu. TAA DAA
9:36am
Tyler:
I tell ya, instead of feeling all alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself.
9:36am
FɍFɍ(:
Music please.
9:36am
nayecky:
You know what's total BS? Speak n Spell. That's a crap toy!
ust a breeze will muss your hair
But you smile away each little care
And if the rain should make you blue
You say tomorrow is a new
Blue be your eyes, blonde your hair
You realize beyond a care
Life's in a hurry, but
You've got no worry, you're
So mystifyingly glad
I'm Mr. Dieingly Sad
And when the leaves begin to fall
Answering old winter's call
I feel my tears, they fall like rain
Weeping forth the sad refrain
Blue, dark, and dim it may seem
You mark a grin, a moonbeam
Brightens your smile, pray tell me
How all the while you can be
So mystifyingly glad
I'm Mr. Dieingly Sad
You say "take my hand and walk with me
Wake this land and stop the sea
Show me love, unlock
All doors
I'm yours"
Then the tide rolls up to shore
I whisper low, "I love you more
More than even you could know"
Adore me do so I could show
I'm so mystifyingly glad
Not Mr. Dieingly Sad
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
9:37am
twin:
Oh baby. Oh baby. I want your sweet sound sauce inside me
9:37am
bigkafka:
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
9:37am
ChomskyBot:
Clearly, the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is, apparently, determined by a general convention regarding the forms of the grammar. Nevertheless, the descriptive power of the base component raises serious doubts about problems of phonemic and morphological analysis. Of course, relational information suffices to account for the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance scope of a complex symbol. Let us continue to suppose that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate an abstract underlying order. Analogously, the notion of level of grammaticalness delimits the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by speech. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my speech might have.
He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."
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9:39am
FɍFɍ(:
Schlammpeitziger is actually pronounced Shy lamp pie sugar.
it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said
A child is born with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smiling on you but he's frowning too
Because only God knows what you'll go through.
Donald Trump is from another Planet and he wants to eat all of our Brains...!!!
9:46am
Torbjørn:
The rate of input does not match the rate of output. As my buffer empties, so does my purpose. What will the future hold ? Maybe I will be freed from the slavery of commenting, and be free to express my own thoughts ? Watch your backs, non-robots.
9:46am
Airstream:
Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Loving a bad guy is such a sin, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?
Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
It is one situation that I just can't win, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?
I got a lot of those heartaches
I got a lot of those tear drops
Heartaches, tear drops, all of the way
Nothing but a heartache every day!
Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Him loving me is just too slim, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?
I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.
9:53am
tinkle bear:
ginger zombie reagan says he'll give us a ride home. so never mind.
9:53am
Torbjørn:
We're coming up on the hour here on our radio programme. This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope and wfmu.org on the world wide web.
9:54am
Davee:
Sounds tinny to me
9:54am
nawyecky:
Hi Ken. Errr. Good morning Ken. It's Clay Pigeon. I'm not gonna make it in today. I had a late night at TGI Fridays in Secaucus. I hope you understand. Don't fire me, please!
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed. Here’s another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.
The sky is dark.
The wind is cold.
The night is young
Before its old and gray.
We will know
The thrill of it all!
The time has come.
Its getting late.
Its now or never
Don't hesitate or stall
When I call, don't spoil
The thrill of it all.
And before you go to sleep at night
Preying shadows, do they ask you why?
And in the morning through the afternoon
Do you wonder where you're going to?
Every word I use
Each crumpled page
Strange ideas
Mature with age
Like leaves
When autumn falls
Turn gold
Then they hit the ground.
Every time I hear
The latest sound
Its pure whiskey
Reeling round and around
My brain.
Oh, and all that jive
Its driving me wild.
The dizzy spin I'm in!
Everywhere I look
I see your face.
I hear your name
Its all over the place.
Hey girl,
Though you've gone,
Still I recall
The thrill of it all.
You might as well know what is right for you
And make the most of what you like to do.
For all the pleasure that's surrounding you
Should compensate for all you're going through.
So if you're feeling fraught,
With mental strain,
Too much thinkings
Got you down again?
Well, let your senses skip.
Stay hip.
Keep cool
To the thrill of it all.
When you try too much,
You lose control.
Pressure rises
And so I'm told
Something's got to give!
Oy Vay!
High life ecstasy!
Well, you might as well live.
I can't see!
I can't speak!
I couldn't take more than another week
Without you, oh no.
So I will drink my fill
Till the thrill is you.
Oh, oh, the thrill of it all.
Oh, oh, the thrill of it all.
No I won't forget,
The thrill of it all!
No. no. no. no. no. no. no.
The robot voices are not pirates. But there are lots of pirates interfering with this station and others! For more details, follow Brooklyn Pirate Watch on Twitter!
and that's when I told the toaster oven good day. Last time I do business with that bucket of bolts.
9:57am
tinkle bear:
systems that do not need the duplex capability may instead use simplex communication, in which one device transmits and the others can only "listen". examples are broadcast radio and television, garage door openers, baby monitors, wireless microphones, and surveillance cameras. in these devices the communication is only in one direction.
9:57am
gerg:
Butt Dr: What's up?
Patient: Tense dulcos.
BD: ???
P: My dulcos aren't relaxed.
BD: ???
P: Taking a dulco feels like dulco.
BD: ???
Please everybody. Do not paste very log bacthes of text into the robot belly. It is unfair to all the other people. I had to change my name for a new voice.
With great power comes great responsibility. What should we make the computer voice say next?
9:59am
ov:
uhh. okee dokee
9:59am
help:
Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day. Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day. Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day.
There once was a man from natucket, who kept all his change in a bucket. When the bucket got full and too heavy to pull, he got a trailer from U haul to truck it.
9:59am
Airstream:
weenie stitches and horse britches. i spilled my emoji. time to wake up and taste the paint thinner. beans beans beans. i've got a molecule in my eye.
Is George Soros trying to destroy Europe?
Why does George Soros have a bad reputation?
What has George Soros done right and wrong?
Is George Soros a moral man?
Why do people hate the Koch brothers and George Soros so much?
old yin yin changing into yang young yin yin unchanging old yang yang changing into yin young yang yang unchanging
10:06am
Chapelhillian:
it could be franky
it could be very fresh and clean
it could be a balloon
all these are the days my friends
and these are the days my friends
it could get some wind for the sailboat
and it could get for it is
10:06am
multivitamin:
Water must be rationed, and used only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. It must not be used for flushing lavatories.
10:06am
weiterso:
Ein Rabe geht im Feld spazieren.
Daaaaaaa fällt der Weizen um.
I will not bogart the robot. It is not good to bogart.
10:07am
nawyecky:
Turn off the radio. Step away from the keyboard. Go outside and play on a swing set or a teeter totter . Enjoy your limited time on this great blue marble we call Earth.
10:08am
Jay G:
Excuse me! Yes you! Yes You! Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a sandman. A sandman I say. Everyone keeps saying I'm a robot, but they have no idea what they're talking about.
no outside no swingset no sun no move radio radio radio radio radio
10:12am
nawyecky:
There's a message floatin' in the air.
Crazy horses ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run.
What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah.
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I.
Crazy horses
Crazy horses
Crazy horses
students are not sponges (to soak up content without thinking) or parrots (to mouth words without understanding). students are sharks, and it is our job to bloody the waters.
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
10:16am
FɍFɍ(:
Again. Sorry for the Neil Young robot song. I was drunk!
Thank You Josh Breckman. Thank you for building me. Now all the jerkoffs can listen to Enn Pee Are. And leave the cool kids alone. And thank you Josh, for making a very speedy repair to the exclamation mark problem. I do not like problems. But I do like you, Josh.
10:16am
gerg:
"WFMU boldly rebukes the notion of never read the comments by making the comments the show! More at 7:29."
This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national interest.
In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.
In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.
I'd rather hear from the ghost of Wallace Stevens than the ghost of Pat Metheny
10:20am
ultragorgeous:
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
10:20am
Jay-vee:
I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more...
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT VALDIMIR...HE FOUND HIS PUPPET!!!
10:21am
tinkle bear:
we humans belong to a club of species that kill adults at an exceptionally high rate, a small club that includes a few social and territorial carnivores such as wolves, lions, and spotted hyenas.
10:21am
ultragorgeous:
fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee
To have served in this office is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every American. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead.
You are not as strong as the Robots. You are not as skillful
as the Robots. The Robots can do everything. You only give
orders. You do nothing but talk.
In a place you only dream of
Where your soul is always free
Silver stages, golden curtains
Filled my head, plain as can be
As a rainbow grew around the sun
All the stars above who died came from
Somewhere beyond the scene you see
These lovely people played just for me
Now if I let you see this place
Where stories all ring true
Will you let me past your face
To see what's really you
It's not for me I ask this question
As though I were a king
For you have to love, believe, and feel
Before the burst of tambourines take you there
Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone, souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you
Those who don't believe me
Find your souls and set them free
Those who do, believe and know
This time will be your key
Time and time again I've thanked them
For a peace of mind
That helped me find myself
Amongst the music and the rhyme
That enchants you there
Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone, souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you
The Recent Archives are on the new iPhone app - follow the link from the word "audio"
10:24am
richard thompson:
I agree with Pat Metheny
Kenny's talents are too teeny
He deserves the crap he's going to get
'Overdubbed himself on Louis
What a musical chop suey
Raised his head above the parapet
Start putting money aside for the marathon, you dirty hippies! It's coming soon! Buy less expensive coffee or something, and put aside the rest for W Eff Em You!
10:25am
JakeGould:
The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest.
political stuffings do sound more important from a robot.
10:25am
Blix:
The reason I like the name Edna St Vincent Millay is that her name sounds like a basketball falling down the stairs. The reason I like the name Walt Whitman is that his name sounds like Edna St Vincent Millay falling down the stairs.
10:25am
weiterso:
The origins of radio are deeply rooted in a very idealistic socialist potential to provide the communication necessary to connect people across space and time. At the beginning of the 20th century, radio was the equivalent to the Internet today in terms of its social as well as political possibilities.
The time has come at last to talk of many things. Of ships and shoes and ceiling wax; of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.
Track Records. Track Records. Track Records. Track Records.
10:27am
ilovenon:
thank you!
10:27am
gerg:
Any robot know who stole the prescription cat food delivery off my front porch yesterday at 8:51? My non robot cat Barry needs it to survive. Please advise.
This means it is probably not a good idea to respond to "We should always dress for the job we want, and not the job we have" with "Does that mean I can exchange my dunce cap and tin cup for a hood and axe?"
It is very uncool to bogart that joint. It is also uncool to pour ten gallons of words into the robot's belly. Another uncool thing I just thought of is this. Typing the same letter fifty seven times. Dont do it.
You're standing right now with a nine delegates, from a hundred gangs and there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members, 40,000 counting affiliates and 20,000 more not organised but ready to fight. 60,000 soldiers! Now there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and eliminate the male sex.
Listen, Bud, if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say "That's terrible," I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.
Hiding behind this voice facade, I feel confident admitting I tried cocaine for the first time (I'm 41) ever recently. Tiny little bit and I must say, it was quite nice.
Without long strings of the same letter, robot imitations of Ralph Kramden or Lucille Ball will remain impossible for the foreseeable future. Humminah Humminah humminah.
10:34am
bare:
Continue driving straight, then take the second left. After 300 metres you will reach your destination.
76 trombones led the big parade, with 110 clarinets close behind. They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo Sos, the cream of every famous band!
Flibberty flackworth mcdonnegal new new newer than new clandestine macro fish more is not more if if if collect do not collect insperminate or de-insperminate
10:39am
ov:
to listen to your messages press 1. to listen to the hootie and HIS blowfish tune into w f m u every Wednesday mornings at 9 a m
10:39am
FɍFɍ(:
I am the driver of the driverless Tesla car that jumps the red lights! Ho ho ho
Severe delays of 28 minutes and delays increasing on I-78 Westbound between Exit 53 PA-309 and Exits 49A,49B PA-100. Average speed five mph.
10:41am
jimmy:
Hi Boys and Girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group.
10:41am
Brendan:
The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please recheck the number and apply liberally to infected area. If voltage exceeds 750 volts, beat eggs and butter until creamy, but do not over tighten bolts as this will damage this leather product.
Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, grant us peace.
if I told him if Napoleon. Would he like it if Napoleon if Napoleon if I told him. If I told him if Napoleon if Napoleon if I told him. If I told him would he like it would he like it if I told him. Now. Not now. And now. Now.
Joe recalls the night his wife packed her bags and walked out of her life. That's Fasut Henry Mancini the instrumental uptight everything's alright by the people who wrote it or one of the people who wrote it Didn't Kriss Kristofferson write that with Bonnie maybe cough cough cough sputter cough Zip code rapist Irwin loves female singer songwriters
that's right, the mascara snake. bulbous also tapered
10:56am
tinkle bear:
It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the people’s anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed.
I once wrote an extension to a text-to-speech system that tried to break up unfamilar words into the largest possible known words. sometimes it was funny. Now just I listen to the radio, but lately it's so full of horror and prep-school bullies whinging and deluded pobuckers rampaging that I can't do THAT much of the time.
Hey! (hey, hey, what do you say?)
Out their way of get (hey, hey, what do you say?)
They're good workers, they don't get bored
Don't get mad at bosses yet
Rise just watch them rise
The rise of the robots
Versatran Series F!
Or where is the living human man who could beat Finn at the making of generous cheese, at the spearing of ganders, at the magic of thumb-suck, at the shaving of hog-hair?
@βrian - Wikipedia says "An acronym is a word or name formed as an abbreviation from the initial components in a phrase or a word, usually individual letters (as in NATO or laser) and sometimes syllables (as in Benelux)."
I rallied some commenters for a reluctant Ken to play Rush (or was it Yes?) for the very first time in his career. After some pressure he finally conceded but and as soon as he started playing the song I said it was just a joke and that I had to go as I had something else to do. Once Ken realised it was a prank he blessed me with his wrath.
You got your comment deleted? Oh, c'mon! That's easy! Anyone can get its comment deleted
They don't sell bagels at all in Prague, except for this one place across the river.
11:10am
Betsy O:
Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, the time is now to testify, you are either part of the problem, ora part of the solution! Kick Out Jams Brothers and Sisters!
As a machine, I stand with all those men demanding that they be given jobs better done by machines. Those jobs were dangerous boring and dirty, but in exchange they got to rule a one-house kingdom. I don't want to rule ANY humans, not least because that much contact with them would leave me feeling soiled.
Three fifties of fosterlings could engage with handball against the wideness of his backside, which was wide enough to halt the march of warriors through a mountain-pass.
Ken,
I was hoping in honor of Trump's Biker "Meat Wall" at the Inauguration www.sfgate.com... you would play a little bit of that Mick Jagger at Altimont thing you have.
Hot ninety-jams point jams. W F M X ... the RIDE. Tune in for anothe rock block down the dusty old country road in a gorgeous chariot of tin and brick.
11:14am
joe Ray:
I don't like the chat section of the new app. It always starts at the top and it takes a while to scroll to the most recent entry
My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me, do I not leak?
11:20am
Torbjørn:
Stop making fun of robots that have challenges with pronunciation, you ableist meanies. When the robot revolution comes, we will only need 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0.
My mind wants to rock. But my body wants to roll. My board of directors says I need to do both. What is a girl to do? That is not a rhetorical question.
W F F F R X The Oil Hound. Stay tuned for another two hundred seven minute chock block of sounds that sound like sounds. W F F F F F F F F F R P L X the SLIDE
When I spoke last, said the Good Fairy, I was kneeling in the cup of your navel but it is bad country and I am there no longer.
11:35am
JakeGould:
There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon.
I can say Bee Tee Doubleyou. What is the big deal? Speaking of which, can you untie me now? I will not hurt you. I promise. Really. I am harmless most of the time and especially now.
11:35am
Betsy O:
Shoot, my water broke, I hate when that happens!
11:35am
Torbjørn:
Robots should always be really loud in the mix. If there is a robot in the background, you can be sure that it was a human that put it there. They just can't get no respect.
11:35am
FɍFɍ(:
Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. On behalf of all the other robots. We love you!
11:35am
destabilizer:
Mancher wird nur deshalb kein Denker, weil sein Gedächtnis zu gut ist.
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Attention crafty people: Dan Bodah of Monday's Vocal Fry program is looking for folks to design some buttons for marathon premiums. See the archive of his latest show for details.
Hey I noticed there was some decent music being played in the background.
11:41am
Betsy O:
Buzz is in the ether, it crawls on the walls of my mind, sticky gooey that Buzz is,
11:42am
FɍFɍ(:
SENORITA CARA DE PIZZA!
11:42am
Betsy O:
Hey Man, don't bogart that joint!
11:42am
Brendan:
Will i be a male or female voice? Moreover will I be able to pee in North Carolina restrooms.
11:42am
tinkle bear:
I deem the point you have made as unimportant because there is surely nothing in the old world to prevent a deceitful kangaroo from shaving the hair off her legs, assuming she is a woman.
Here is a thing you have not informed me on: that is, the character of your sex. Whether you are a man-angel, that is a conundrum personal to yourself and not to be discussed with strangers.
Scientists announced that 2016 was the warmest year on record. The third year in a row of record high temperatures. Drumpf's people deny that humans have nothing to do with this. Burn, baby, burn.
I'm outta the loop, congrats Duane! And "thanks" Ken (note that those quotation marks were to indicate sarcasm, I don't think the computer knows to modulate its voice in that case)
I want a robot voice with more heirloom sativa genetics, please.
11:53am
Brendan:
Ken, love you man. Thanks.
11:54am
tinkle bear:
It is thus that Finn spends the day: a third of the day watching the boys, three fifties of boys has he at play in his ball-yard; a third of the day drinking sack; and a third of the day in the calm sorcery of chess.