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Options May 17, 2013: Pick Up Lines

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Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:02pm Frangry:

HI WEIRDOS
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:02pm Just Ted:

Nice Uncertainty.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:02pm the glowing one:

Topless?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:02pm Caryn:

Hi weirdos!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:03pm robyn:

xanax instead of beers ladies?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Don't look toward the future - it's horrible...
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:04pm Carmichael:

Xanax Snob Hipsters.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:04pm the glowing one:

Frangry and Michele fighting the whole show... I'm ok with that.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:04pm madman:

TGIF&M thank god its frangry&michele
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:05pm robyn:

STUTTERING! hahaha. i stutter when i get overexcited.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:05pm Just Ted:

If tombstone vs ghost stories is any indication. Go with Michele
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:05pm G:

i gotta walk home, bbl...
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:06pm Jason:

"YOU'RE A JERK" - We love you Michele.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:07pm Kevlicki:

Hello weirdos & F&M
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:08pm torgo:

do any women listen to this show?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:08pm chad from oregon:

I like the pickup line suggestion. I can use all of the help I can get.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:08pm Jesus:

words you use in place of swear words or private parts
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:09pm Jesus:

last week was the best show to date FYI
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:10pm RUBY:

"the west coast"
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:10pm robyn:

People on Frangry's Rape List
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:10pm robyn:

1. Michele
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm Jesus:

@Robin...ha!!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm robyn:

2. Everyone else
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm Noelle:

FRANGRY - What is MICHELE wearing today?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm chad from oregon:

Dueling topics -
second only to banjos.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm the glowing one:

I often don't have time to listen to WFMU
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm Jesus:

2. Ken
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:11pm Kevlicki:

Hello weirdos & F&M
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:12pm robyn:

Ken is a good answer.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:12pm madman:

hey whats happinin
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:12pm whiteslice:

This is the most uncomfortable episode since all of the Andy episodes.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:12pm torgo:

why does no one speak up on the phone??
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:13pm chad from oregon:

Ken is always the right answer.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY:

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:14pm robyn:

"Do me"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY:

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:15pm Jordan:

@ Robyn - You win.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY:

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:15pm robyn:

that's a topic. Terrible Things People Believe. Although it would probably invite a lot of grumpy atheists
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:15pm raritan dan:

the BEST thing that EVER happened to me was discovering Shut Up Wierdo on WFMU
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:16pm chad from oregon:

Lots of baking soda volcanoes.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:16pm Just Ted:

creationism museum sounds like a great SUW flash mob.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:16pm raritan dan:

I don't have time for killing roaches
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY:

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:17pm the glowing one:

I just noticed that Michele's voice hasn't recovered fully.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:17pm robyn:

"Surprise"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:18pm David D:

The whispered strategy session has got to be one of the best moments in radio history.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:19pm Jesus:

"You remind me of my mother..."
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:19pm Jesus:

Frizz-Bomb Frangry
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:20pm Just Ted:

@Frangry Shut up Wierdo with Frizzbomb and Foodbed
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:21pm Jason:

SUW w "Frizzbomb & Silky"
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:21pm madman:

you both have great hair
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY:

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:22pm robyn:

Lines I have used: "Do you want a shot?!!!!" "Do you LIKE THE MAGNETIC FIELDS!!!?"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:23pm Skirkie:

I've never used a pick up line in my entire life.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:24pm robyn:

They did not work, btw.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:26pm robyn:

you didn't have to announce the FAILURE on air frangry
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Best pickup line for FRANGRY:

"Hey Frizzbomb, I've got some special hair conditioner for you...here, pump some out of my nozzle."
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:27pm JoJo:

MICHELE - Is there ever any afterwards chit-chat in the FOODBED?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:28pm robyn:

that's michele's line. "i'm gentle"
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:28pm ottovonbqe:

Frangry likes it rough.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm JoJo:

I love you even more MICHELLE!
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm Cliff:

I like to do it a lot, and then eat a lot, and then poop a lot.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm madman:

i am hungry
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm Ken:

My favorite pickup line is "I'm your biggest fan."
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm chad from oregon:

Sounds like a 2014 t-shirt idea just came together.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm robyn:

but what if you realize they want the pizza more than the sex
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:29pm the glowing one:

Frangry just yawned?!?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:30pm robyn:

and they're just trying to get to the pizza
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:30pm XiC:

I like to do it a lot, and then I like to eat a lot
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:30pm madman:

iam going on vacation down tere
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:30pm Ken:

And I don't have time to eat. I resent having to do it 4-5 times a day every day.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:30pm Sammy:

I'd like to volunteer to visit "Down There".
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:31pm Frangry:

@Ken: Wasn't it "I'm your number one fan"?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY:

You're cool. You can help me pick up chicks.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:33pm Tome:

you're seat needs adjusting and you need air in your tires,,. I used to be a bike snob,, that always worked for me anyways .....
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Will you stamp my passport...I'm here to visit your down there.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:33pm robyn:

it's interesting to try to figure out if these pickup lines are 1) entirely joking 2) supposed to be delivered to someone or 3) something the person would respond to
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:34pm LaLa:

FRANGRY - I think you drew a popcicle.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:34pm whiteslice:

"Girl, are you a big book about the Nazis? Because it frightens people when you're on my lap on the subway."

via @Mobute
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:34pm G:

Pickup lines have to be matched carefully to the person and situation. There's no "best line" or line that would always work, or work best. Duh.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY:

You're hotter than my daughter.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:36pm madman:

ken is eating dinner
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:36pm G:

Show topic: Best way to hurt frangry's feelings. She'd be a great judge of the shirt winner on that one.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:36pm robyn:

@Mister Johnny HA
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:37pm the glowing one:

who needs a watch nowadays?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:38pm G:

My phone is my watch since 2004. So glad to be rid of that unavoidably smelly wristband.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:38pm G:

Frangry was operated on by a vampire cult.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm I X Key!:

I don't have time for anything other than Shut Up, Weirdo every week
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm Bilk Linton:

i had that done. it suckS!
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm Jesus:

"it was big and they stuck it in"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm Tone Loc:

2 girls talking Bone Marrow talk is so hot!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:39pm Just Ted:

@frangry You played the leukemia card. Now I feel bad I said hi to Michele first. Sorry.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:40pm robyn:

Erica's grandad wins
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:40pm dale:

frangry skeeved me when she said she was dirty downtown, but now i feel bad for her and feel ashamed of myself. turnabout is fair play
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:40pm G:

I heard that overtone, too, Jesus :)
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Wanna see my hammer?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:41pm Just Ted:

@frangry Did you save a life with the bone marrow?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:41pm G:

No actual impersonations. FCC SAID!
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:42pm nickk c:

Blood problem?? I think its called VAMPIRISM!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:42pm madman:

my life is an impression
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I wanna gently FoodBed you...
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:43pm robyn:

i think they'd think it was a product
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:43pm G:

There are no good pickup lines yet. Just amusingly ridiculous ones.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:43pm Jesus:

Bed Bugs
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:44pm G:

This dude should be doing voice work lol
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:44pm Mr. Machine:

best thing that ever happened to me was you girls using my topic to make tonight's show awesome thank you now send me a t-shirt lolol
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:44pm G:

What if someone does an impression of a DJ or show host? :p
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Does anyone do a good impression of Station Manager Ken?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:46pm Skee Lo:

Foodbed impression - "I'm so Hungry"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave... you're making the other girls look really bad...
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:47pm Jesus:

derrogarory
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:47pm G:

no derogamory remarks? is this guy doing an impression of bo dietl?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:48pm Jesus:

does Tommy O'Shea work for WCBS 101.5?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:48pm G:

dont put your arm out of joint patting yourself on the back :p
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:48pm madman:

great job girls and tommy
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Longfellow is an American Poet, you retard.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:48pm robyn:

it's like alternating professionalism and wastedness
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:49pm ToTo:

MICHELE - How do you get your hair to look so good?
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:49pm G:

on a boat, putting notes in his iphone about his next memo of criticisms? (NO. IMPRESSIONS. EVAR.)
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:50pm MISTER JOHNNY:

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:50pm G:

explain what he said :p
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:51pm robyn:

"hey girl i love your overalls"
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:51pm G:

"suck my dick" or something
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:51pm madman:

mr johnny wants end his life
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Can I beep you???
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:51pm Frangry:

Andrew said: There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus. Sorry we had to bleep it.
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:52pm robyn:

LOL
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:52pm G:

that's actually kinda clever. gotta pick the right target though lol
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:53pm Andrew B:

Girl, you should sell hotdogs. because you already know how to make a Weiner stand.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm Jesus:

I want it, you want it. lets's do it (from Degrassi High)
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm dale:

do you like seafood cuz I have crabs.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm raritan dan:

Best pick up line - are you also frizzy down there?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm G:

we heard billy laughing his ass off at that one
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm Andrew B:

I heard that laugh in the background
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:54pm Frangry:

ANDREW B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:55pm Jesus:

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY:

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:56pm tommy o'shea:

dear mister johnny, in school the class was refferd to as english lit. please do not be an......
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:56pm Jesus:

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:56pm mikey capone:

That sweater is very becoming on you. Of course if I were all over you like that, I'd be coming too.
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:56pm MISTER JOHNNY:

I wanna gently foodbed you to death...
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:57pm Jesus:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:57pm G:

Your dress looks great. It would look even better on my bedroom floor. (very old one)
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:58pm Frangry:

BYE WEIRDOS
Avatar Fri. 5/17/13 6:59pm robyn:

nice job yall
  Fri. 5/17/13 6:59pm Sammy:

2 weeks is a long time!
  Sun. 5/19/13 11:39am ME:

FRANGRY: I've never been given something that big for free before!
ME: Shut Up Weirdo...and get sucking it and f~*ing it!
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