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Options February 29, 2012: Wheel of Fate Fundraising 2012. Archive Currently Unavailable.

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The 2012 Seven Second Delay Wheel of Fate Fundraising Episode




Every $15 pledger gets the punchline to this riddle, which was written by five-year-old Evan Breckman:

"A man ate one spoonful of food at breakfast and got a tummy ache. How is that possible?"

For every $1000 raised, Andy or Ken spin the WHEEL OF FATE!

Here are the items on the Wheel of Fate tonight:



Andy or Ken will:

Wear a sandwich board that says "I am the 1%!" in Manhattan's Washington Square Park for 30 minutes.

Buy their kids a $200 shopping spree on Amazon. No editing Evan's choices either, Andy!

Pour old coffee grounds into their underwear.

Read 100 lines of poetry on the air (if Ken) or read 100 sentences of the book: Occupy: Scenes From Occupied America (if Andy).

Pick each other's noses.

Sincerely read an ad - promoting a band, website, business, etc - for the biggest donor of the last round.

Use giant Incredible Hulk Hands to pleasure themselves live on the webcam

Tell a boiler story or do a tabletop drum solo.

Kiss each other's feet.

Do a future show where they knock on Snooki & J-Woww's front door and ask for a WFMU donation.

Let themselves be hugged for the rest of the show by a phone volunteer.

Commission Black Velvet artist Jorge to make a realistic velvet painting of them romantically intertwined.

Talk on-air in babytalk for 2 minutes.

Trade their underwear.

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 2/29/12 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay! The Wheel Of Fate!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:04pm Lizardner Dave:

Ken looks thinner without vinyl.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:04pm Robert:

Aw, I thought for every $1,000, Ken would have to violently rip one of those melted LPs off his skin. He looks naked now.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:05pm hamburger:

lots of nice ideas on this wheel - interesting to see how Andy and Ken don't really make much eye contact..
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:06pm mike noble in dc:

sweet, they picked some of my wheel of fate suggestions
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

The sincerely read an ad would be the nicest item--but I'm still leaning towards: coffee grounds in underwear, hugged by volunteer, or romantically intertwined black velvet painting! Tee hee!!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:07pm Matt from Springfield:

@mike: Which ideas were yours? :)
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:07pm Listener Julian:

Yeah I always kind of imagined them staring at each other and giggling as they do the show.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:07pm Watched Last Week Too:

Andy only works with his leg violently shaking. Just ignore that disturbing visual.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:08pm Dan B From Upstate:

I think Ken has said that he and Andy haven't looked at each other in years.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:08pm TV Writers:

Violent leg shaking is normally not a job issue for us when we're working.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:09pm Ralphine:

I just tuned in. Did Andy say how his pitch meeting with Regis Philbin went?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:10pm Ange:

Advert your eyes!
http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2012/02/give-it-to-ssd-this-wednesday.html
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:11pm Zippy:

HOw does monthly pay work? I just got billed in one lump sum to my credit card with no option for month to month.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:11pm TV Writers:

avert?

sorry, correcting solecisms is a professional failing
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:11pm mike noble in dc:

Ken Mahershalalhashbaz Freedman
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:12pm Dan B From Upstate:

Zippy, that's for a minimum of $10/month.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:12pm mike noble in dc:

believe it or not, my full name is Michael Mahershalalhashbaz Noble
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:12pm Robert:

How long before this premise goes out the window?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken probably already has an animated GIF of himself pleasuring with Hulk hands on one of his morning show playlists...
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm Zippy:

okay i've donated for 3 DJ premiums so I should qualify ya.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm Danne D:

:) yay :)
I'm gonna miss most of this though as I have to leave to make it so that I get to the EFD shift on time.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm TV Writers:

When was it ever inside the window?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm glenn:

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:13pm mike noble in dc:

@Matt - ken reading poetry on the radio, mutual nose picking, feet stuff (stolen from SUW), underwear swap
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:15pm Matt from Springfield:

@mike: That's right, I saw the SUW Ustream! The nose picking would look ridiculous!!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:15pm Mark in VT:

what would be cool is if one of them had to turn the other on with the incredible hulk hands from the David Bixby character to the actual full blown incredible hulk orgasm
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:15pm Ange:

typo! avert! http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2012/02/give-it-to-ssd-this-wednesday.html
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:15pm other david:

this is wonderful!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:16pm Streamer:

In case you missed it, there's video: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/marathon-2012
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:16pm Danne D:

Andy should drum for Ken during Hoof N Mouth
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

No, Andy can't do that!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:17pm woj:

can andy use ken as a drum?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:18pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

They should do it the other way around - have Andy drumming until they get some amount of money. Pay to make him stop.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:19pm Danne D:

LOL The phone slave was probably trying to talk the pledger down by a penny :)
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:20pm Mike Sin:

Hey, I think it's great that Andy got the chance to drum, but... Hey! Watch the damage to Midas mixing board cover! Haul in one of the toms from the spare kits :)
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:21pm Mark in VT:

Andy is moving his right leg around something fierce.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:22pm glenn:

andy is going for the pity pledge.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:23pm Brass Knuckles:

Come on. That wheel is rigged. The lamest things on the wheel chosen so far.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:23pm Mark in VT:

Andy's right leg must be on a sybian machine. we can't see that.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:24pm hamburger:

was the Andy standup routine a punishment last year? quite enjoyed that...
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:25pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Reward/punishment, it is all the same here.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:26pm glenn:

sometimes a carrot is a stick.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@Dave: As are high and low points here!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:26pm woj:

andy's leg is actually powering the transmitter.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:26pm woj:

how about "g. had?"
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:28pm mike noble in dc:

add it to the iphone soundboard!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:28pm I Scream:

Weak. You're punishing the listeners who gave you money.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:31pm Robert:

I like Andy's drumming & singing. But he should do it bongo style, bare handed.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:32pm Caryn:

Just play the Monty Python money song. Or "Money, money, money" from Cabaret.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:32pm glenn:

who the hell is kendra wilkenson?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:33pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: YES! I can't believe no one's played "There is nothing quite as wonderful as money" yet!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:34pm I Scream:

I think you should remove the "punishment" after it's been picked once.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

If only I had 40,000 French francs in my fridge to give to WFMU...
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:34pm Robert:

Fish for the whales!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:35pm Caryn:

@Matt: hey, I can't believe a DJ hasn't played Spinal Tap's "Gimme Some Money" to get people to pledge! Come on DJs, these songs are obvious!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:35pm glenn:

i'll pledge 1000$ if somebody will chop andy's leg off with an axe.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:36pm Matt from Springfield:

@glenn: Lumberjack "accidents"?? Is that the Canadian answer to EVERYTHING?!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Spinal Tap is another good one! In fact if I was searching my iTunes for songs with the keyword "money", both of those would come up!

"I'm lookin' for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything!" :D
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:38pm glenn:

c, g, b flat, e.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:39pm Caryn:

@glenn: she was one of the "girls next door", i.e. one of Hef's 3 girlfriends. I think she also had her own reality show about herself and her athlete boyfriend/husband/whatever... I seem to remember she was a tomboy and loved rap. Man, I know too much about Kendra Wilkinson/Wilkenson. Except how to spell her name.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:41pm Dan B From Upstate:

Ah! Video lag again!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:42pm Caryn:

Oh, thank lord we bypassed the Hulk hands! That would be less a punishment for them than a punishment for all watching.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:43pm anne:

i love all the sterilizing going on afterwards
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:43pm Robert:

I've got it! When Andy gets something unwanted on his nose, whether it's water or a thumb, he says, "Fuck!"
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:45pm Brass Knuckles:

There's PC dude in the background. Think it's funny that he's more hip than the Mac dude. I think I just saw Powder too.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:46pm Robert:

Why are they burning candles?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:50pm Brewster McCloud:

I thought everyone was donating money to have this show removed from the air and replaced by an hour long show of animal sounds in nature.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:52pm Robert:

I never thought one of their marathon shows would fall into the train wreck class, but...just 7 more in a row and they have to go off the air.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:54pm Brass Knuckles:

Going by appearances, if I saw Andy on the street, I'd give him a dollar, mistakenly assuming he needed it more than I do.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:55pm Robert:

No, Andy, that'd be mean, making the boss reveal his least favorites. It hurts the innocent too.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:55pm hep cat:

PC dude's not hip, he just looks like he needs to wash his hair.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:56pm TV Writers:

Andy dresses like a writer. He probably sits in skivvies or a dirty robe script doctoring.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:56pm other david:

i may go for a cigarette...
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:56pm hopey:

The IRS is listening intently now.
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:57pm Brass Knuckles:

Table drumming again?
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:58pm hopey:

More drumming!? SOAK!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:59pm other david:

YES! YES! YES!
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:59pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I do that every morning
  Wed. 2/29/12 6:59pm trolly mctrollerson:

no fair ken - it outta be current shows....
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:00pm Listener Julian:

That stuff's gonna get everywhere. It's going to be /inside/ him.
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:00pm Caryn:

Okay, Andy better come up with whatever amount WFMU falls short of the 1.2 million if they should fall short...
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:00pm other david:

get the bleep button ready...
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:00pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Regis is going to love this
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:00pm moose:

agreed troll!
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:01pm glenn:

once again - eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:01pm fred von helsing:

good grief
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:02pm TV Writers:

ken is sneaky. much more devious than andy.
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:21pm alexxx:

aaaaand here's the nosepicking http://i43.tinypic.com/2qb4q34.jpg
  Wed. 2/29/12 7:21pm Nick the Bard:

Andy totally did the coffee grind all wrong. Oh well.

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