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Options February 22, 2012: Marathon 2012 Week One: The Soak!

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TODAY'S $15 RIDDLE:
What do Attila The Hun and Nick The Bard have in common? (pledge $15 or more at 800-989-9368 for the punchline)

Tonight's Pledge Menu



IF WE RAISE...

10K - Station Manager Ken Reveals His Communist Underwear to the webcam.

11k - Andy sings Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" at the marathon finale.

12K - Ken has to go see Nellie McKay on March 23rd.

13k - Andy will go to the Oneida & Rhys Chatham show on March 17th!

14k - Andy will do the next UCB show on March 7th while crucified. (Crown of thorns, tied to a cross)

15k - Station Manager Ken reveals his five least favorite WFMU shows.

16k - Andy reveals his least favorite child.

17k - Ken and Andy are both crucified onstage at the next UCB show on March 7th.

18k - Ken and Andy pick one another's nose

19k - Party! Seven Second Delay Party in New York City after a live UCB Show in April.

Artist Track Approx. start time
Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay - Soak Andy Edition   Options 0:00:00 ()

Listener comments!

  Wed. 2/22/12 6:01pm Video Watcher:

Wow, it's the nursing home!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:07pm Danne D:

Hey folks. Leaving for the station now - bringing hot pretzels up with me :) Working the 9pm shift but alas Vance closed the Pretzel factory at 6pm. See you guys soon. I pledged, but I hope I'm the only pledge until the SOAKING of Mr. Television Monk Movie guy.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:10pm Video Watcher:

That continually shaking leg is very indicative of anxiousness.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:11pm other david:

Suzanne Vega with Andy & Ken backing doo-doo-doot-da-doo-doo was my 7SD highlight
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:11pm Brian in Minneapolis:

So...we're gonna get to soak Andy, right? I'm waiting to SOAK ANDY. I want my pledge to count for as much as possible.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:12pm Danne D:

Still might get the tape - it's part of a bigger pledge :) Have to consult with my religious leaders before deciding

(now I'm really leaving)
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:13pm Video Watcher:

Teenagers have *never* seen any porn.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:13pm Marek & Justyna:

hey, did you guys get our pledge from yesterday?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:16pm asb:

What's up with all these people not soaking Andy? He's not totally unemployed. There's a Monk movie coming out.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:17pm Listener Julian:

Yeah, I think people are probably on Andy's side now. No soakers here.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:18pm Dowser:

I detect water in Andy's future.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:18pm Mantra Train:

yeah, I think we should let Andy go this time.... ;]
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:20pm Listener David:

Andy better wear a life jacket!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:20pm Dowser:

The number of video viewers went up when the topic changed to soaking...
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:21pm Porno Girl:

oh....you said to SOAK Andy...I was confused
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:21pm Some women:

Yes, you ARE losing us, just like the Scotts did. Enough with exploitive sh*t, ok? Trading annoying "ads" w/this isn't a great tradeoff for some of us.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:22pm Dowser:

Bob W. says, "Don't get the Board wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:25pm Brian in Minneapolis:

Dang it...I soaked Andy, but I didn't get the answer to the riddle.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:25pm Julie:

I soaked Andy, will you soak andy?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:25pm Julie:

Oh man Brian, I didn't either!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:26pm Listener Julian:

Occupy WFMU! Soak Ken!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:27pm Brian in Minneapolis:

What do we do?!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:27pm other david:

My face hurts from laughing too much, promise I'll pledge next week, soak or no soak
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:27pm Minnesota Jeff:

Tuning in late, what Dollar amount are they at?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:28pm ?:

don't do it!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:28pm Listener Julian:

Ken's the one who put weev on the air...
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:29pm PMD:

Oh, I'm late. How sad!!!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:29pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Enjoying soaking Andy.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:30pm Julie:

JULIA?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:30pm Michael:

I didn't say "soak andy" in my pledge comment, but I pledged during the 4 minutes!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:30pm PMD:

Damn and I missed last week too.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:30pm Robert:

You know I hate mean fofeits. I just hope the "least favorite" revelation levels get missed or skipped somehow.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:31pm other david:

@julie: YEP! He has brought this upon himself
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:31pm PMD:

Someone remix Andy saying Octopussy with energy.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:33pm Julie:

I think he should offer said commie underwear as a prize.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:35pm G:

without laundering, Julie.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:36pm Listener zero:

Goddamn webcam flash stream freezing up my system made me miss the soak the first time in years! :-(
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:37pm G:

No soak yet. Or was I offpage on the video when it happened?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:37pm Hunter777:

Wow that was a good soaking of Andy
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:37pm PMD:

Is it wrong for me to wish that Andy is crucified?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:38pm Robert:

Tell you what...I'll reveal MY least favorite WFMU program, since I have no official status there: Tom Scharpling. I did listen the night he interviewed Bruce Campbell because I like Bruce Campbell, but in gen'l I find Mr. Scharpling's shtick annoying. Yes, I know it's all put on, and he's probably a very nice guy off the air, but I just don't enjoy it the way he does it.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:39pm -max-:

McKay actually rhymes with 'eye' not 'ay.'
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:40pm Me:

I probably shouldn't be watching this!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:40pm FCC:

*DON'T USE YOUR CURSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:41pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I'm disappointed that no one is getting tortured somehow.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:41pm Listener zero:

Listener Dave: That'll be next week.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:42pm Robert:

Please nix the razor wire. Humiliation of self OK, injury not. Can you make it FAKE razor wire?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:42pm Michael:

Comma zero, comma zero, comma zero, backslash....
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:43pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I guess I spent my money prematurely.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:44pm Hunter777:

Robert, watch some old ECW DVD's, that'll get you ready for real barbed wire.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:44pm Robert:

I insist on strict Scandinavian S&M rules.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:44pm G:

NO safe word.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:45pm Alex:

Uhhh...you can't deduct the porn tape: when you get swag, you have to subtract the official valuation of the swag (e.g., $10/CD, I think it is) from the amount deducted on your taxes.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:46pm Robert:

Alex, who among donors is rich enough to be filing schedule A-B anyway?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:46pm FRANGRY:

Andy is right. Jesus was not alone.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:47pm G:

@Robert: 1%?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:47pm Caryn:

In this scenario, which is Jesus and which is the thief, Ken or Andy? Or maybe they'll both be thieves (there were 2, one on both sides).
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:47pm lewis:

for example...

http://www.morethings.com/god_and_country/jesus/jesus-christ-crucifixion-165.jpg
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:48pm Hunter777:

There were 2 others crucified along with Jesus
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:48pm Robert:

Of course the accounts all have to say he was an insignificant criminal being executed among others, because otherwise people could more easily check up and find out HE NEVER EXISTED!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:49pm Thieves:

We get no respect
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:49pm glenn:

who would be the patron saint? irwin or nachum?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:50pm Robert:

He didn't dodge waterboarding.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:51pm robb:

no photo gallery this year???
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:51pm Caryn:

Andy should try and hit Regis up for a loan to help pay for his soak pledges. Of course, considering how tight Regis is, Andy wouldn't get a dime. But it's worth a try.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:51pm Robert:

Officially it may be torture, but really it's no different from what many children undergo while being shampooed by parents.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:51pm glenn:

bad science! bad! http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/technical-flaw-found-in-experiment-that-measured-faster-than-light-particles/article2346620/
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:52pm channeling Regis:

I don't whore myself out to all those TD bank commercials so I can give the money away to losers. I earn that money on the flat of my back, so to speak.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm other david:

oh no no no
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm Jonathan from New York:

Jesus was crucified with 2 criminals. If Andy is crucified at UCB you need 2 others with him to round out the scene
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm Julie:

nooo I don't wanna hear that
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm glenn:

101 thousand!? holy fuckamoly.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm Listener zero:

Get this to 17K, people!
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:55pm robb:

this show really should be 2 hours every year
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:56pm channeling Regis:

@Julie: turn the sound down :-) Andy roots for this option every year.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:57pm Caryn:

I'd prefer it if they had to do every punishment on the list that they've reached by the end. For instance, if they get to 15k, they'll have to do all punishments from 10k to 15 k.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:57pm channeling Regis:

Andy's outside kid is the redheaded bastard.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:58pm Robert:

Please, someone with money, get it over $17k. "Least favorite" is mean to others.
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:58pm Caryn:

The solution: an all-animal audience?
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:58pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Exit stage left
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:59pm channeling Regis:

It's Andy crucified, Robert
  Wed. 2/22/12 6:59pm Listener zero:

Man, Andy really bolted out of the studio this time.
  Wed. 2/22/12 7:00pm channeling Regis:

Andy's already driving home.
  Wed. 2/22/12 7:00pm PMD:

@listener Zero - he has to catch a plane...
  Wed. 2/22/12 7:00pm Listener zero:

Need to get higher next week. Gotta stick it to Scharpling somehow.
  Wed. 2/22/12 7:00pm Robert:

Whew, that was close.
  Wed. 2/22/12 7:01pm Listener zero:

@PMD: Gotcha. I missed the first half of the show… :-/
  Sun. 2/26/12 2:18am zl:

Video: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/20629494
  Sun. 2/26/12 12:32pm someguy:

For Ken's edification:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1103&bih=402&q=calvary&gbv=2&oq=calvary&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=1028l2086l0l2594l7l7l0l0l0l0l108l460l6.1l7l0
  Mon. 2/27/12 1:11am zl:

More video: http://vimeo.com/37334414
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