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Options October 18, 2011: scatalogical nonsense, douche of the week, and maybe a phone call to a rich man

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Listener comments!

  Tue. 10/18/11 7:06pm KM:

the video for this is awesome
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:19pm pgw in mntclr:

The O'Jays were responsible for "Gun Train"
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:28pm dude #8:

That was awesome
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:31pm Tom R.:

Don't harsh my mellow man.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:33pm depressed Persian cab driver:

I am impressed and also think you are both awesome. In case you have #s for Bank of America people, please share so I can harass them daily.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:35pm pgw in mntclr:

you got it in time
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:35pm chrisg:

hank williams jr. (douche)
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:36pm julia:

thanks for the laffs, guys
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:36pm have a gummy dummy:

u guys are the bees knees
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:38pm Curator Dave:

I embrace my robot masters.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:38pm pgw in mntclr:

the Russian e-mail was sent from Tom Ryan! it's a trap!!!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:38pm Russian Federation Woman:

I am eligibiling you to marriage me with your big American bank account, slide it up me you big man, and I needs new wardrobe in New York
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:42pm ǝʞıɯ ǝɹnʇnɟ:

Space travel is now commercialized, thanks to Virgin Galactic http://www.virgingalactic.com/ . The future has arrived.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:43pm Nashville Noah:

YO YO YO YO JAY!!!!!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:43pm Nashville Noah:

And Bronwyn!!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:46pm depressed Persian cab driver:

I heard Penn could offer free tuition for decades with their endowments, but they'd rather not. Of course.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:46pm Nashville Noah:

from WFMU...
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:46pm Curator Dave:

All hail the morgagebot. All hail the morgagebot.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:46pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I'm too hungry to pay attention
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:47pm Curator Dave:

Noah did you used to do a Hip Hop show?
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:47pm Tom R.:

I'll be at the meet up. It's spelled r-y-a-n but pronounced dewsch!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:47pm timotato:

Noooooo!!! I can't go.
53%
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:48pm News:

50%
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:48pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Something like 50%
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:48pm timotato:

Will Sean Lennon be with them?
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:49pm News:

50 yes 46 no, said the article I saw
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:49pm Nashville Noah:

Yep, I did do a hip hop show, and hope to continue to do a one hour...
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:49pm Nashville Noah:

oh and a BIG percentage wants the pot to be legal!!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:49pm Here kitty kitty!:

Hey, what was the name of that kitty kitty song you played a couple of weeks ago? That's stuck in my head and it's freaking me out!
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:50pm have a gummy dummy:

when is the black metal show???? saturdays???
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:53pm Nashville Noah:

Put Down Your Cigarette Rag (Don't Smoke)
by Allen Ginsberg

Dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke
Dont smoke
It's a nine billion dollar
Capitalist Communist joke
Dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke
Dont smoke

Smoking makes you cough,
You cant sing straight
You gargle on saliva
& vomit on your plate
Dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke,
Dont smoke smoke smoke smoke

You smoke in bed
You smoke on the hill
Smoke till yr dead
You smoke in Hell
Dont smoke dont smoke in living Hell Dope Dope
Dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke

You puff your fag
You suck your butt
You choke & gag
Teeth full of crud
Smoke smoke smoke smoke Dont dont dont
Dont Dont Dope Dope Dope Dont Smoke Dont Dope

Pay your two bucks
for a deathly pack
Trust your bad luck
& smoke in the sack
Dont Smoke Dont Smoke Nicotine Nicotine No
No dont smoke the official Dope Smoke Dope Dope

Four Billion dollars in Green
'swat Madison Avenue gets
t' advertise nicotine
& hook you radical brats
Dont Smoke Dont Smoke Dont Smoke
Nope Nope Dope Dope Hoax Hax Hoax Hoax
Dopey Dope Dopey Dope Dope Dope dope dope

Black magic pushes dope
Sexy chicks in cars
America loses hope
& smokes and drinks in bars
Don't smoke dont smoke dont smoke,
dont smoke dont dont dont dont dont
choke choke choke choke kaf kaf
Kaf Kaf Choke Choke
Choke Choke Dope Dope

Communism's flopped
Let's help the Soviet millions
Sell 'em our Coffin-Nails
& make a couple billions
Big Bucks Big Bucks bucks bucks
bucks bucks smoke smoke smoke smoke
smoke Bucks smoke bucks Dope bucks big
Dope Bucks Dig Big Dope Bucks Big Dope
Bucks dont smoke big dope bucks
Dig big Pig dope bucks

Nine billion bucks a year
a Southern Industry
Buys Senator Jesse Fear who pushes Tobacco subsidy
In the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Dope smokes dope smokes dont smoke dont smoke
Cloak cloak cloak room cloak & dagger
smoke room cloak room dope cloak
cloak room dope cloak room dope dont smoke

Nine billion bucks for dope
approved by Time & Life
America loses hope
The President smokes Tobacco votes
Dont Smoke dont smoke dont smoke dont smoke
Dont smoke nope nope nope nope

30 thousand die of coke or
Illegal speed each year
430 thousand cigarette deaths
That's the drug to fear
In USA Dont smoke Dont smoke Dont smoke

Get Hooked on Cigarettes
Go Fight the War on Drugs
Smoke any other Weed
Get bust by Government Thugs
Dont smoke dont smoke the official dope

If you will get in bed
& give your girlfriend head
then you wont want a fag
Nor evermore a drag
Dont Smoke dont smoke Hope Hope Hope Hope
O Please Dont Smoke Dont Smoke
O Please O Please O Please
I'm calling on my knees

Twenty-four hours in bed
& give your boyfriend head
Put something in your mouth
Like skin not cigarette filth
Suck tit suck tit suck cock suck cock
suck clit suck prick suck it
but dont smoke nicotine dont smoke
dont smoke nicotine nicotine it's
too obscene dont smoke dont smoke
nicotine suck cock suck prick suck tit
suck clit suck it But dont smoke shit nope
nope nope nope Dope Dope Dope Dope
the official dope Dont Smoke

Make believe yer sick
Stay in bed and lick
yr cigarette habit greed
One day's all you need
In deed in deed in deed in deed smoke weed
smoke weed Put something green
in between but don't smoke smoke dont smoke
hope hope hope hope Nicotine dont
smoke the official dope
Dope Dope Dope Dope Dont Smoke
Smoke weed indeed smoke grass yass yass
smoke pot but not nicotine no no
indeed it's too obscene
put something green
in between your lips get hip not square
listen to my wail don't dare smoke coffin nails
ugh ugh ugh ugh the government Drug
official habit for Mr. Babbitt
Dont smoke the official dope
dope dope dope dope don't smoke
Dont Smoke Dont Smoke.

~1971
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:55pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I think I want pot to not be illegal more than I want it to be legal.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:56pm r i s k y:

This show sux.
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:59pm pgw in mntclr:

"r i s k y" hates the troops
  Tue. 10/18/11 7:59pm Nashville Noah:

i like the show!

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