Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from May 20, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 20, 2020: Dreadful Choices: Pandemic Edition

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:00pm
PMD:

It's now!
  6:00pm
JakeGould:

Yay!
  6:00pm
G:

"material"
  6:01pm
slappy white:

Howdy all
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
PMD:

I think it depends on the topic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Handy Haversack:

Hey, everyone. Gotta feed the monsters. Not THOSE monsters.
  6:01pm
JakeGould:

When I think Andy Breckman, I think efficiency.
  6:02pm
Peter from Dover NJ:

Ken and Andy, I listen the whole 60 minutes!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
PMD:

I agree with Ken. Though you have to do it randomly. Else people will listen at those definite times. Not that you would be on time.
Avatar 6:02pm
Mister Dobalina:

Just woke up from some drunking stooper ..but I'm here ..
  6:02pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

Rosie Ruiz
  6:02pm
David Grittmanberg:

Andy I just saw your Letterman performance.... wow what a
And How would Monk handle the Pandemic?
  6:02pm
G:

Does it count if some people have the show tuned in but are not actually listening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
ultradamno:

Well, at least it was #1
Avatar 6:03pm
Mister Dobalina:

Too much you two.
  6:04pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

If you prick me, do I not bleed?
  6:04pm
Alicia rose:

I can’t stop listening, like listening to a train wreck
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
ultradamno:

Is that not a sign of a sociopath?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

if i prick you, do i not laugh?
Avatar 6:05pm
Mister Dobalina:

You jigglin' baby.. both of you!
  6:05pm
JakeGould:

@ToothgrinderTom: If I poison you, do I not laugh?
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Patty D:

As someone who gets offended very easily, I'm offended by Andy's statements.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Ike:

Wow, Andy is already descending into culturally regressive, right-wing-tilting conspiracy theories about "outrage culture" and it only took, what, 5 minutes?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PMD:

Can you do a Zoom hopscotch match?
  6:07pm
David Grittmanberg:

Average NYC comment The Pandemic may be bad... it is...but at least there are now seats on the Subway and no Cartoon or Statue characters in Time Square
  6:07pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

He thinks all outrage is fake outrage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
ultradamno:

He goes for the athletic competition.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

is the naked cowboy still a thing? does he wear a mask along with his bvd's?
  6:08pm
Peter from Dover NJ:

Hopscotch tournament in Jersey City? Another opportunity to shut down Montgomery Street? I'm in.
  6:08pm
David Grittmanberg:

By Chalk do you mean Cocaine Andy?
  6:09pm
David Grittmanberg:

He wears a clear plastic bag with no holes now
Avatar 6:10pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

I'm tired of Andy's sociopath act, but here it is:

Feeling offended is at least partly a protest against the feeling that other people will be permitted to injure you without negative consequences. It is at least partly the feeling that if you do not speak-up you will be injured repeatedly by someone who will, if anything, end-up better-off for having injured you.
  6:10pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

But is he taking hydrochloroxone?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

The fatal flaw being golf, NASCAR racing, UFC, and some soccer leagues have already restarted so the "only sport in town" is not true. The hopscotch will be head to head with NASCAR pre-race coverage in fact.
  6:10pm
Noel:

I totally agree with Andy about the "offended" phenomenon. People are so bored these days, they have to fabricate excitement.
  6:11pm
JakeGould:

@Dean: He’s still out there… www.reuters.com...
  6:11pm
David Grittmanberg:

Monk is at home rearranging his shoes and Knick Knacks watching reruns of Seinfeld and SNL
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
PMD:

A
  6:12pm
Listener Robert:

In the 1990s I used to drop off of 7SD on the 3rd Wednesday of the month to get the food at 6:15 at the NY-NJ Molecular Biology Club. Until then I sat in the parking lot at UMDNJ Newark and listened.
  6:12pm
Eric the Hat:

Anything is safer than being at a Yankees game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
ultradamno:

So people aren't legit offended Joss Whedon was hired to recut The Justice League or whatever it is right now?
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Fredericks:

The bleachers out-doors.
  6:12pm
David Grittmanberg:

Right Andy
  6:12pm
queems:

lord
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

A baseball game is 3 plus hours, an elevator ride is under a minute, usually. Time of potential exposure therefore is at least 360 times greater at the game, not to mention that you're around thousands of more people so you're almost guaranteed to be around someone who is infected.
  6:13pm
David Grittmanberg:

Hey I contributed I just noticed my Heart isn't showing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

does open-air gum masticating count as a covid spreading activity?
  6:13pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

I’m offended by the Puerto Rico comments.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

*180 times greater, whoops.
  6:14pm
David Grittmanberg:

Only if you have Covid Virus nice pussycat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
melinda:

@dale haha
  6:16pm
JakeGould:

@DavidGrittmanberg: You need to login.
  6:16pm
Listener Robert:

What good is a curfew?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

herro merinda.
  6:17pm
David Grittmanberg:

Not the Usual masks they wear in P.R. ...now it's medical masks
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
PMD:

Who enforces the mask wearing? Seems it's a very dangerous thing to do what with all the guns out there
  6:17pm
David Grittmanberg:

Not the Usual masks they wear in P.R. ...now it's medical masks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

is puerto rico still a hurricane disaster zone?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
PMD:

@dale, yes I think so
  6:18pm
queems:

@dale i was wondering about that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken's dingoes could feast for a week on that leg.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
ultradamno:

Leave it for the gleaners.
  6:19pm
Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Ken, I know a mausoleum with an amputated arm in it!
  6:20pm
David Grittmanberg:

On a serious note all this pandemic staying home stuff is just spaceing out the cases so that hospitals are not overwhelmed. Since there is no vaccine or treatment yet. Best luck to all out there.
Avatar 6:20pm
Fredericks:

A guy got the plague fairly recently from doing a necropsy on a mountain lion.
  6:22pm
queems:

gym, 100%
  6:23pm
queems:

oh wait what the hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
melinda:

Gyms are petri dishes.
  6:24pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Is it Spirit airlines and Planet Shower?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
melinda:

Planet Fungus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Are either the gym or the airplane spritzed with hydroxychloroquine on a regular basis? Many people are promoting that as a precaution, I am told.
  6:26pm
David Grittmanberg:

Higgs.... Wow and actual pandemic spreader actually called in?
  6:26pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

What if the airline goes bankrupt and the plane is repossessed during the ride and the crew gives up and it crashes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
melinda:

Stuckey's bathroom is clearly less risky.
  6:28pm
David Grittmanberg:

Melinda Petri Dishes are Petri Dishes... not Gyms
  6:28pm
queems:

higgs needs to simmer down
  6:28pm
flashbazbo:

Is this Higgs boson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
melinda:

@David I know, I exaggerate for fun
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
PMD:

French kissing feces
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Fredericks:

Cruise ships are floating Petri dishes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
melinda:

@Fredericks right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
ultradamno:

Well, if it's a fecal cutie.
  6:31pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

What is more hazardous-holding it until I think codwellers pooh aerosol is gone or dropping a load when I feel it first?
  6:31pm
David Grittmanberg:

As a Democrat I just realized that I can't get Covid Just because a situation is not proven does not mean it isn't evident
  6:32pm
queems:

this is a terrible couple of choices
Avatar 6:33pm
Cp304:

I would guess even on a normal day queems
  6:34pm
queems:

no way, you can’t trust anyone to follow any rules on the subway
  6:34pm
David Grittmanberg:

This is the 3rd time I drove around the block and don't see any microphone my car has the pink and purple and black balloons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
melinda:

ewww
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
PMD:

I love that! Moisten the filth!
  6:35pm
queems:

they are bringing in uv lights to cook the covid away
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
dale:

black lights make poo look psychedelic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
ultradamno:

But the words 'buffet' and 'bacteria' go together like PB and J.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

When the virus jumps to rats, New York City is toast.
  6:37pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

That's great the subway trains are being Armor-Alled. Don't forget the new train scent.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
PMD:

I can't believe I can't get through!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

no one goes to the record fair.
  6:38pm
queems:

i’d shake hands and then wash my hands. less exposure time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

i'd shake hands with the ten.
  6:40pm
Joe:

Smell their hands before you shake them
Avatar 6:40pm
Sketch:

Well I got us one point and my wife lost us one. It's a wash!
  6:40pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

I bought some of this Coppertan Coronascreen. It says to use liberally.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

so the virus can't live on hands? what about those shriner's kids with the artificial limbs? does the virus live on a hook for a hand?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

a 6 hour jam of rose of cimmaron!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
ultradamno:

This reminds me the show Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist had an extended, tearjerking American Pie musical sequence on it's finale. It was insufferable.
  6:44pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Does Corona live on facelifts or wigs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

if it's mc hales navy....go to the concert.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
PMD:

Go Dr. Mark!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the risk factor of eating a bat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
ultradamno:

...or Pangolins, though I hear they've been cleared of all charges.
  6:47pm
queems:

i’d rather go to the dentist 50 times than go back to work under any circumstances NEXT QUESTION
  6:48pm
BH:

as somebody who is going to the dentist next week, the waiting room at my dental office is not open (they're using a text system to tell you to come in, like it's an Applebee's with every table occupied)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

andy has to untie that woman from the masturbatorium.
  6:49pm
queems:

i’d rather go hang out with that dog
Avatar 6:49pm
Doug in JC:

Yeah, whose dog is that?
  6:50pm
BH:

although part of my decision to keep my appointment is because they have a few hundred people to reschedule due to the 2 month shutdown, so I wanna get mine in without having to enter a hopper of reschedulements
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Pam! Nice work!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

old people lived through korea and vietnam and gilligan's island. this is nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
melinda:

My sister's friend in Edinburgh said early on in the pandemic people were hoarding brown sauce.
Avatar 6:51pm
Mister Dobalina:

Hearty White!
  6:51pm
BH:

If I had to guess, I'd think some older people are working under the mindset that their medical bills would be covered by medicare in bad scenarios
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
PMD:

Thanks. Tough job.
  6:53pm
queems:

i honestly thought there was a dog in my yard because of the radio dog sounds
  6:53pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

10 hours is part time at Uber.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
StringOFperils:

What a crappy choice to have to make.
Avatar 6:54pm
Sketch:

Feed that dog Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
ultradamno:

Nude twister or mosh pit?
Avatar 6:54pm
Cp304:

You could ride with your head out the window like a dog
Avatar 6:55pm
Sketch:

I feel like they should have pitted the winning answers against each other bracket style
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
melinda:

Bar worse.
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Sketch:

I'd like to see airplane ride vs dentist
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
StringOFperils:

A bar "full of soccer hooligans". That has to be the lesser option, any day of the year..
  6:56pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

These are new interview questions for tech managers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
melinda:

Noisy places like bars mean people are shouting in each others' faces. Bad for spread.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
PMD:

Thanks Dr. Mark!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

melinda - my biking buddies are in their 70s and one is 84. THEY ALWAYS SHOUT.
  6:58pm
queems:

thanks i think
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

what about twister the pandemic version?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
TIMPANDA:

Do we need to bring our own throwing stone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
melinda:

@dale watch out!
  6:59pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

Have a smear the queer tournament on the sidewalk.
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