Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 6, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 6, 2020: Car Parade Postponed Until Next Week. Tonight: Covid Couples Therapy

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:56pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I'm first! Yay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

Suggestion for next week's show if it rains again: Ken and Andy do preliminary obituaries for each other.
  6:00pm
slappy white:

Howdy
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Richard S:

Oh noes! No parade!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
dale:

ken's not made of sugar.
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Ruby from Amherst:

hello Andy and Ken, I'm happy to listen again, last Wed I went through quadruple heart bypass surgery. glad I'm not pushing daises
  6:02pm
BH:

Probably a good idea to avoid rain-borne maladies tonight
  6:03pm
Marie:

Yay, Jim the Poet! Is Ken asking about birth control?
  6:03pm
queems:

oh boy
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Richard S:

Congrats, Ruby!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
dale:

stabby knife is all the weapon most people need. the NCA (national cutlery association) is their political bloc.
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Jennica:

I had an idea for an SSD show too! During this phase of covid-jail, what are the things people are continuing to do that are germy?! Good one, eh?!
  6:04pm
Darkroast:

I'm on my way to the parade
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craplivion:

i guess the parade will make it look like normal rush hour traffic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

ruby - wow. this show is sure to kill you!
  6:05pm
Darkroast:

I will be the car honking obnoxiously when I drive by
  6:05pm
queems:

i will 100% show up for a wfmu mask
  6:06pm
BH:

is this better or worse than just wrapping a paper towel around your face?
  6:06pm
flashbazbo:

N4 are made of nice doilies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

i don't think andy could squeeze into a lambo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Dave in Vermont:

is the chewing part of his schtick?
  6:07pm
Marie:

I'm gonna hijack a bus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Handy Haversack:

We ate at the City Diner ... 3/15? I think that was our last meal out.
Avatar 6:09pm
craplivion:

this andy guy has allways reminded me of andrew dice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
ultradamno:

So who had Little Millie Small and Florian Schneider in today's pool?

deep sigh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Handy Haversack:

Deep. Sigh.

Hey, ultradamno.

Yeah.
Avatar 6:11pm
Jennica:

@Crap - Our Andy here has been consistently funnier and for a bit longer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
ultradamno:

Hiya Handy.
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craplivion:

i made on person lauf with my joke goin to the store.when im at the counter.i ask wheres the boiling cauldron to put the money in.than i say cook the money intead of the books
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craplivion:

one person lauf
  6:13pm
Darkroast:

I'll be there in a minute
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

There's probably nothing safer food-wise than ordering a pizza. Out of the oven on a peel, into a box, no human touching. Put a glove on to open the box and slide it onto a sheet pan at home. Also as far as I know there's still been no documented case of food-borne transmission of the virus. Even if you ate it (unlikely on cooked food because it dies at roughly 150 degrees F) the acid in your digestive tract would kill it. You get it by getting it on the mucus membranes in your nose or in your eyes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Handy Haversack:

We order pizza once a week. A pizza box is also an easy wipe-down with bleach solution.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
queems:

i don't live with my boyfriend, but i am definitely the one who takes this shit more seriously, even though he lives with his 83 year old grandmother
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Richard S:

Now I want pizza.....
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Jennica:

I am craving pizza now. Thanks all.. OOO, Richard S. you're w/ me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
queems:

his 83 year old grandmother takes it the least seriously out of the 3 of us
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Handy Haversack:

Oh holy shit now I want Waffle House so bad.
  6:19pm
JakeGould:

The chances of someone getting Coronavirus via touching a surface is very slim.
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Richard S:

@Jennica, what should we get on our pizza? As long as it's not mushrooms or anchovies, I'll be fine.
  6:20pm
cyrusblazeit420:

Spam and eggs < covered and smothered
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Handy Haversack:

@Richard: make it a grandma pie. Risk it all, make it a true Daily Double!!
Avatar 6:21pm
Richard S:

Spam and eggs on Pizza? I don't know.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
listener 126464:

only 1 altercation at a time
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Jennica:

@Richard and Handy - no onions, no fish, no green bell pepper. I'm open to all else. Bring it!!!!!!!!!!
  6:22pm
JakeGould:

I can’t resist peeing in Andy’s swimming pool.
  6:22pm
BH:

left to ponder the best Waffle House takeout items...
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craplivion:

thats funny.all waffle houses will have fences around them
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
queems:

i stopped getting coffee because i don't want to interact with anyone at all :(
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Richard S:

ALL THE MEATS, and double cheese!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Handy Haversack:

Could really do some damage to a triple order scattered and smothered, @cyrus.

@Jennica: garlic and escarole!
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craplivion:

ruffle and hump with a six foot pole
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Jennica:

@ Richard and Handy - okay... both of those are perfect. Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
ultradamno:

What would be the buffer period for going to a buffet?
  6:23pm
Patty D:

I want a huge cheeseburger when this is over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Yes:

hashbrowns
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
listener 126464:

good entertainment
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Jennica:

@Ultra - buffets were off the list before all of this... ew!
  6:24pm
P-90:

WHY did he have to say “Waffle House”?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

i think a waffle house is like a golden corral to southerners.
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craplivion:

think waffles for the comonality
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chris:

re: waffle houses: two things 1) chicken 2) waffles. at. the. same. time!!!
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Richard S:

First week when this is over, I am going to do lunch at all the places near my work location that had to close. Second week will be dinner at all the local restaurants....
  6:25pm
markinbrooklyn:

Waffle house is ten times better than ihop, stuckeys, friendly’s.
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craplivion:

all these callin shows since lockdown mostly dont work on so many radio shows
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Richard S:

Waffle House:
i.pinimg.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
ultradamno:

Pere Ubu love the Waffle House. So there's always a chance of running into David Thomas there. Cracker Barrel too
  6:26pm
BH:

all the people who would call are driving wondering where the car parade is located.. except for the elites with their car phones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Handy Haversack:

I basically grew up in a Waffle House. They let me fill up my own coffee. I did all my homework there. It's a social leveler.

We're having taco night! And it is time to start!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
queems:

who are these bougie people getting groceries delivered? you can't even get a slot anymore
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
dale:

chris - so do you put syrup on fried chicken? or blue cheese dressing on the waffles?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
ultradamno:

How about fried chicken from the Kroger deli, safe?
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dk50b:

Waffle House is IHOP re-imagined by Florida Man
  6:28pm
kev:

@Andy, does your work on Monk help you in our current situation
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
ultradamno:

I would prefer blue cheese dressing to maple anything on anything, I think.
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testingwithfire:

My short-term rental hosts and I can't stop bringing each other homemade baked goods ... we're going down together, apparently
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
chris:

dale, all the flavors, in any combination. :)
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Jennica:

@Handy - taco night tonight? A day late? Enjoy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
happymaan:

@ken, it's the waffle house guy, do you know about the waffle house index? that's how important it is en.wikipedia.org...
  6:30pm
BH:

Waffle House is for people that think Denny's is too yankee for them
  6:30pm
JakeGould:

@testingwithfire: Everyone should stop baking. Unless you have baked before this crisis, nobody wants your experimental bullshit bread and pastries.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Dave in Vermont:

when you cook it the virus dies
Avatar 6:31pm
testingwithfire:

@JakeGould reread my comment and enroll in my baking dojo ... 50% COVID discount
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

Quarantine non-refrigerated items in the trunk of your car for a day or two after shopping and just wipe down the stuff that has to go in the fridge right away.
Avatar 6:31pm
Jennica:

When Waffle House comes to mind, I always picture people putting their cigarette butts out in the egg stained plate. EW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Ken knows his onions!
  6:31pm
JakeGould:

@testingwithfire: No.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
queems:

i made an earl grey tea loaf cake today and it came out bomb as hell
  6:32pm
BH:

make sure to eat your covid19 infected foods with a side of unvetted miracle virus cures
  6:32pm
andy the painter:

people are wiping their GROCERIES down? damn.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

i was sure wiping down the crack was gonna get said there.
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testingwithfire:

@JakeGould I'm weeping

@queems sounds excellent
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Richard S:

You're more at risk from any residual cleaners on your food.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
listener 126464:

i'm wiping down my wipes
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craplivion:

the caller will have his wife talk through the car window
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
ultradamno:

When Denny's comes up 54 million dollar settlement in race bias suits come to mind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

queems - that sounds like a great idea. like why isn't coffee cake made with coffee?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
queems:

@testingwithfire it's great! it overflowed out of the pan, but it tastes really lovely! it's from bonappetit.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
queems:

@dale it should be!!
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Jeff Moore:

Not 70 PROOF. 70 PERCENT.

70% alcohol is 140 proof.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

i made a loaf of bread last week and it turned out to be a brick. then i looked at my yeast and it expired a year ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Eeethyl alcohol? Not aethyl alcohol?
Avatar 6:36pm
craplivion:

just add water to the brick bread
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
WFMU listener WADE:

my hospital has replaced the purell hand sanitizer with straight-up rubbing alcohol.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Tommy in Neversink:

Regular soap is the best thing to use
Avatar 6:37pm
Richard S:

The office got a gallon of the Official Made in the State New York Sanitizer. It's NOT a gel, so you have to be careful with it. AND IT STINKS! Imagine the worst, most acrid household cleanser smell. Now give it a fake sour lemon fragrance.....
Avatar 6:37pm
craplivion:

good idea.wash your hands untill they are cracked open
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Jeff Moore:

Here's the WHO guide for making your own hand sanitizer:

www.who.int...
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testingwithfire:

@dale all bakers run that gauntlet eventually
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Jennica:

@Ultra - WORD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
chris:

60% or higher ethyl. 70% or higher isopropyl, i think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
ultradamno:

Eeeeeethel an alcohol!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

hydrogen peroxide is good too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
queems:

get the rubbing alcohol that smells like wintergreen for some reason. that's what my dad gave me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I like Spray Nine as a cleanser. It says on the bottle it even kills HIV when used as directed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

andy - use twice as much. that's 124%
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Blend the gel from one big aloe leaf with three times its weight in alcohol or 95% Everclear™ or equivalent.
  6:39pm
JakeGould:

What if you just peed on your hands?
Avatar 6:40pm
craplivion:

domestic crimes are up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
ultradamno:

Like in Vengeance Is Mine? Sure, in a pinch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
ultradamno:

Is it OK to take a sibling to the prom held in your house? www.cnn.com...
Avatar 6:41pm
Jennica:

L O freakin L - feels sorry for the serial killers - ANDY - what a RIOT! I have had that thought about face coverings and what some are getting away with more so now.
Avatar 6:41pm
testingwithfire:

we actually don't know if the serial killers are busy or not... more will be revealed
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Jennica:

@Ultra - that depends.
  6:42pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

in Amarillo there is an IHOP across the street from Waffle House
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Jennica:

@twf - right-o - Andy says they are just trolling around...driving around... ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

andy - and think of the poor child molesters hanging out by the playground and staring sadly at an empty teeter totter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
ultradamno:

I think this would be a boon for the serial killers. Everybody wearing masks, no way to identify you or your abductee on surveillance cameras.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
PMD:

@queems, can you post the recipe on Instagram?
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testingwithfire:

Hoosier on the line!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
queems:

sure! i'll add the link to the comments of the post i just made
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craplivion:

kids on leashes.next
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

seems to me that cornhole is the game of the future because of this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Folsom:

how about laser tag?
  6:45pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

How have the rules to smear the queer been adjusted?
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Jennica:

How is anyone playing spin the bottle?!
  6:45pm
BH:

tag, with American Gladiators joust sticks
  6:45pm
JakeGould:

And kids can’t give each other cootie shots anymore.
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Richard S:

Tag with sticks? Basketball with gloves?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
ultradamno:

Spitting contests can come back if tag can.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
WFMU listener WADE:

The rise of water polo in America
  6:46pm
flashbazbo:

For the nth time. Tennis is not ok
  6:47pm
BH:

watch out Hungary
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Richard S:

Baseball is back in Korea and Taiwan, so it is possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
ultradamno:

Some guy on the local news in Indpls this morning went to a local rib place that was reopening. They all seemed to approve.
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Jennica:

Kamakaze tennis is just fine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
chris:

Richard S, that is great news to me.
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dk50b:

Hand sanitizer alcohol percentage depends on type of alcohol. Must be 60% ethyl alcohol or 70% isopropyl, which is what Purell contains. www.cdc.gov...
And nobody has gotten COVID from food, it's transmitted though inhaling infected respiratory droplets www.mayoclinic.org...
Avatar 6:48pm
Richard S:

ESPN is covering the games in Korea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
ultradamno:

I want the skull bandanas the drug guys in Brazil were wearing on Vice this week.
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testingwithfire:

I'm in Chile, where folks are very huggy-touchy under normal circumstances... and they are refraining from abrazos! Lots of mask usage here too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

we all should have invested in plexiglass barrier futures months ago.
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Jennica:

"Maybe he went to the same school as you, Ken" - ha! Doctor of Spinology. I can't stop laughing.
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Jennica:

I guess all the serial killers will be there for next week's parade, since they are all just driving around anyway...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

damn! too late to get the j c whitney horn that plays la cucaracha.
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Richard S:

With luck, I'll remember to tune in next week. Maybe I'll even get out of the apartment and show up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

40 years too late.
  6:54pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

have a worst car alarm award
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craplivion:

will the cars have to wear a mask
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
ultradamno:

I'm just glad Taylor Swift found true joy in the year before all this happened. www.imagebam.com...
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Jennica:

just gloves for the cars
  6:54pm
JakeGould:

Rodney Dangerfield’s car in Caddyshack.
  6:55pm
Amanda Hugnkiss:

I loved how you had Mr. Slave discussing the nostalgia of pimp car horns on the air
  6:55pm
Listener Robert:

Someone in the next block from me on Hering Ave. in the Bronx had an amphibi-car in their driveway a lot.
  6:55pm
BH:

wash the car in hand sanitizer
  6:56pm
P-90:

That darn Lamborghini causes more problems...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
ultradamno:

Evidently the world has gotten too dystopian for new Black Mirror episodes news.avclub.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

just put the baby in one of those plastic bags that are air tight to show the folks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Handy Haversack:

Taco night!

L8r, friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
queems:

idk, i can ride this out for a while still
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Jennica:

L8r, Handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
ultradamno:

L8R G8R
  6:58pm
morphe':

Thanks!!! waiting for next Wed......
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Richard S:

L8R dudes and dudettes!
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khd:

go 2 hell
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Jennica:

@Richard S, bye bye pizza friend
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craplivion:

that black moror with the mission to get past the robo security dogs to get a teddybear at a factoryin the post appocolyptic was nuts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
dale:

bring a dish to pass.
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PMD:

Sorry can't make it
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Richard S:

I'll save you some, @Jennica!
  7:00pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

sucky
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craplivion:

thanks far the show
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Jennica:

@Richard S - where have you been all my life?
  7:04pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

@queems what is a tea loaf praytell?
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