Moscow Nights: Ken's show

Listener comments!

5:21am ֏0֏0 (:

Wake up, Ken and people! It's getting late already

♥ 6:17am -Ken:

You beat me to it f0f0!

6:43am ֏0֏0 (:

Hello, Mr Ken!

Did you watch the World Cup final? Pussy Riot invaded the pitch! Gotta love those girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u9cCJEbhnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEIr7SqQShg

7:50am Alessandro from Italy:

FMU: E.Orange
MFU: M.Hope
UFM: NYC
UMF: Rockland C.
!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 8:00am AnAnonymousParty:

GM youse guyses. I need music to help me spend the entire day soldering. Any barbershop quartet with a raggae beat?

8:11am cory:

morning everyone

♥ 8:18am -Ken:

Any requests? After 9am they become MUCH harder to fulfill even if I want to..

8:22am jan:

Booty Bank was running through my head much of a sleepless night.

8:22am cory:

how about some Tad?

♥ 8:26am AnAnonymousParty:

I've always wanted to learn how to speak Hawaiian.

♥ 8:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

Probably a good a week as any for some lovely Russian music. Plenty of Russians in the White House, so a good chance to entertain them.

8:36am Listener Robert:

Today looks angelic, The lines are on fire with people wanting to call you, and you'll be dogged with new opportunities coming seemingly from nowhere. You'll twitch with excitement as new business erupts and you crawl from phone to phone. You're an Old Master at dealing with a heavy load, even if cartoonishly, as you pour it on. But if you just leave them hanging, you'll be thought a heel, so smile as you scroll thru, and remember nothing's as big as it seems.

8:40am ֏0֏0 (:

Requests:
- Protomartyr!
- Descartes a Kant!
- Pussy Riot! (this complies with Ken from HP 's request)
- Mary Schneider (anyything where she yodels)

Non-requests:
- Mary Schneider (anyything where she sings)
- Candie Hank (this doesn't complies with jan/s request)

8:40am Listener Robert:

Today's GIFoscope was done on Magic Bus, the laptop my friend Nancy sent me a year and a half ago but turned on only this week, so the GIFs didn't clog my Linux-based desktop's (friend Andrew's old Spare) RAM.

Do you name your 'puters? I told Nancy I was naming this one Nancy unless she supplied another name, so Magic Bus (after the band, not the bus directly).

♥ 8:42am NotARealDoctor:

Not sure the name of the film that last image is from, but I definitely remember having seen that movie before

♥ 8:44am -Ken:

Thanks all! What was tje name of that band from the Czech republic that song either in Esperanto or their own made up language? Female singer?

8:45am ֏0֏0 (:

My goodness. I forgot my special (I don't know if I should) request (this or not):

- D-Sol - Fleetwood Mac remix

Believe it or not D-Sol is none other than the part-time DJ, new CEO of Goldman Sachs.

8:48am ֏0֏0 (:

DVA, Mr Ken Alzheimer!

♥ 8:48am -Ken:

DVA! I was confusing them with the Russian band Dsh Dsh

♥ 8:49am NotARealDoctor:

Oh I thought you meant the Slovakian band TEAM who sings in Esperanto

8:54am Alessandro from Italy:

Hope to hear Stockhausen-Octophony... never heard on FMu

8:56am ֏0֏0 (:

One year for a Linux machine to turn on! That's a premature birth, Robert. You normally have to wait a 18-month gestation period for the OS to fully develop. This is why they are so superior to the Windows PCs!

P.s. Thanks, Listener Robert for today's GIFoscope!

♥ 9:00am Sebastian:

yo, 'sup!

♥ 9:01am melinda:

Hiya Ken

♥ 9:01am Roberto:

I think that first gif merits a goat scream.

9:02am Vincent Nifigance:

Has Ken ever aired the Usher Goat scream?

9:02am Listener Robert:

No, FoFo, Magic Bus has Windows Vista installed. Spare I installed Fedora Linux on.

♥ 9:02am Sebastian:

I want to hear what she's hearing

9:05am thedunkel:

Good Morning Ken! Good morning all!

9:05am queems:

hi smk & all

9:08am queems:

i didn’t even realize that the shows switched over

♥ 9:10am jdaFromCologne:

heheheh, and i was so on love…

9:10am Sam:

I'd like to request Der Vampir von Dusseldorf by Oliver Hacke

♥ 9:10am jdaFromCologne:

9:12am Sam:

Is there a Klingon Khrist Superstar?

9:12am JFR:

Riddler!

9:13am Diezel Tea:

Hi Ken, you never cease to amaze me, us, them. Today folks I start my 2nd job, so my days from now on will be at work from 9am-9:30pm, with 1 hour for lunch. If only there were drugs in this land, but alas, we have none.((

♥ 9:13am northguineahills:

I only got "Get into the Groovy" on CD, man, I need the 12"!

9:13am Linda Lee:

Ken my dear! Good morning! Off to a bang-up start once again!

♥ 9:14am Roberto:

i was thinking about Into the Groovy yesterday and how it was due for an airing on 'FMU.

♥ 9:14am jdaFromCologne:

depeche mode doing madonna?

♥ 9:15am adampsyche:

loved the careless whispers cover

♥ 9:15am northguineahills:

jdaFromCologne: Sonic Youth & friends...

9:15am queems:

i’m into this

9:15am Sam:

They saved this song and somehow made it good

9:17am Linda Lee:

alarming, amusing, amazing!

♥ 9:18am jdaFromCologne:

northguineahills:guess i got cds from all three… :-)

9:21am Sam:

So tonight will we get sensitive feminist Andy in the left channel and selfish jerky Andy in the right channel?

9:23am Adriana DC:

I don't think I've ever heard m'lady Danielle Dax on WoofMoo! She's exquisite. And followed by Branca! Dude, you're on fi-yah!

♥ 9:24am The Oscar:

Loving the gifs this morning. Just stumbled across the source of the "New Swag" gif-- the incredibly weird "Daughter of Horror." It's on Prime, and highly recommended.

♥ 9:26am zopa:

I like WFMU

9:26am Klaus Dinger:

playing with this new name concept ..

♥ 9:27am -Ken:

No impersonation, Klaus. Move on.

9:28am Klaus Dinger:

ach!! foiled by management!!

9:28am Vincent Nifigance:

I could really go for some Udon noodles right now.

♥ 9:28am βrian:

Is that Jean Seberg playing peek-a-boo?

9:29am Grubbus:

Good morning Ken!
Good morning world!

9:29am Linda Leeit:

it is. from "breathless"

♥ 9:32am Mailman Tom:

Rockin' 'Roo!

9:32am Vincent Nifigance:

Well sheeit, it's @Linda Leeit.

9:33am Linda Leeit:

i'm leeit like a firefly! :-D

♥ 9:33am βrian:

Ah. "Bogie!"

♥ 9:33am zopa:

Don't do it SMK. Don't do it!

♥ 9:34am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Damn, I didn't try '…80268' before the show's start and now all the …TOO_BIG… gif-encoded images won't be on ((location.href) +"/playlist_only") until the end of the programme. Why, why, did I think it might be '…71'? Why can I do nothing _important_ right?

(An older brother who was a teen in the times of "Animal House" thought the single most time-period–representative line in the whole thing was [as he paraphrased it] 'Why does she have to interrupt me when I'm doing something _important_?!'.)

9:34am ֏0֏0 (:

Ken, this is your mic break. You're supposed to talk.

9:35am Diezel Tea:

STOP SPEAKING KEN YE HEATHEN

9:35am Linda Lee:

.. yes. which always sounded like 'Buggy'.

♥ 9:35am βrian:

Few Notes Records — a great label.

♥ 9:36am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Locked-groove marathon?

9:37am Rover James:

puppets can even get away with reverse ventriloquism

9:37am Linda Lee:

traffic accident or garbage fire? hard to decide.

♥ 9:38am Planet Tyler:

Triumph for prezident!

9:38am queems:

hell yes to this

♥ 9:38am βrian:

Burning garbage truck accident.

♥ 9:39am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Cambridge Analytics might have some time free to do your analysis…Frangry might win the Electoral College.

♥ 9:39am Stanley:

Hehe. We (the UK) are looking forward to being the puppet's puppet.

9:39am Linda Lee:

how nice to be living in a hazmat report.

♥ 9:39am zopa:

Potato Vodka!

♥ 9:39am melinda:

I feel like I've heard Moskau before.

♥ 9:40am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I.H. Trump the Insult Comic God

9:40am queems:

i don’t remember wormholing to this particular alternate reality

9:40am ras putin:

wirf die glaser an die wand!

♥ 9:41am jdaFromCologne:

ne… jetzt langts… :-)

9:41am queems:

this song is a banger though

♥ 9:42am (Murakami Whywolf))):

queems:
Oh, come on now: this is obviously the Bad Timeline that the heroïne or hero must go back to prevent.

♥ 9:43am zopa:

More accordion music please.

9:43am queems:

@murakami they better hurry the hell up

♥ 9:43am jdaFromCologne:

rammstein… try laibach…

9:43am ֏0֏0 (:

Moscow! Why I still think this is a T.a.t.U went wrong song?

♥ 9:43am ifeelfatnsassy:

Moskau was used in a commercial in recent history, finished in 4th place in the 1979 Eurovision

♥ 9:44am Roberto:

What blew my mind most about the Russian language is that the name of a city can change depending on its place in a sentence. In the case of Moscow, if it's the subject in a sentence it's Moskva but if it's the object it's Mosku.

♥ 9:44am Sebastian:

sometimes I wish I didn't speak German....

♥ 9:44am βrian:

Hmm, I think I'm more in the mood to hear Italian.

9:46am ֏0֏0 (:

jdaFromCologne, Sebastian:

Hold on, my Rammy-haters! We non-Germans love the Rammstein! Cut us some slack!

♥ 9:46am ifeelfatnsassy:

Check that, it was just this crazy instructional dance video that made the internet rounds a few years back: www.youtube.com... (please do watch it...)

9:46am Linda Lee:

can't help thinking of Udo Kier & 'Der Adler' ..

9:47am Vladimir P.:

да.

♥ 9:47am Sebastian:

now that's what I call music!

9:47am thedunkel:

Coward and Traitors goo.gl...

9:48am karen eliot:

The people have the power. Consumer power. Let’s shut down the whole ugly system.

♥ 9:48am zopa:

All together!

9:49am Sam:

In Russian the names of people even change depending on their grammatical place in the sentence. And there are no definite or indefinite articles, so you don't know if it's "a car" or "the car". What a wacky language!

9:50am Linda Lee:

karen darling, whatever presents an inconvenience just won't fly. consumers are trained lazy.

9:50am Darth Vader:

No, I am your father.

9:50am Darth Vader:

No, I am not your father.

♥ 9:50am Webhamster Henry:

Russian uses "is" (ест) pretty rarely too .. very convenient if you are Bill Clinton!

9:51am Sam:

Ah, the collusion started back with Clinton!

9:52am ֏0֏0 (:

Roberto,

The name of a city? If that'd be true I'd be a Russian native speaker by now! Almost any word changes depending on its place in a sentence! Suka blyat, Russiya Yazik!

9:52am Linda Lee:

who's this? Commie Leonard Cohen?

9:53am Sam:

Plus they have like 10 time zones or something, so there's a good chance of using the wrong suffix and the wrong time of day.

9:54am Brendan:

This is arousing.

9:54am Art G.:

Добрый день, друзья! Кен, мы вас любим! :) It will never not be weird to hear something native here.

9:55am ֏0֏0 (:

More than sounding like a Commie Leonard Cohen, (Laibach guy) sounds more like a Constipated Leonard Cohen.

♥ 9:55am zopa:

@Sam: I think Negativland did a song about the time zones in Russia

9:56am Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Ken! Hi everyone!

9:56am Brendan:

The goat alarm would be a nice accompaniment

9:57am anders:

Ken, здравствуйте! Excellent mix today. You might dig this Russian band from St. Petersburg, N.O.M. They've been around a long time, and are demented sufficiently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Q-XCprjZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAdnT2RFXE

9:57am Linda Lee:

Buddha! Welcome! :-D

♥ 9:57am Webhamster Henry:

So where is the Khlam and Olga (Olena) Podluzhnaya in this Russian Federation set?

9:59am thedunkel:

KhlamBake!

9:59am thedunkel:

KhlamBaken't!

10:00am ֏0֏0 (:

And don't forget Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, Stravinsky, and Shostakovich!

10:00am Sam:

я люблю Кенy!

10:01am ras putin:

we like youtu.be/P-p5glK90gI?t=33

♥ 10:01am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Hmm, a growly mash-up of the Russian versions of "Beasts of England" and "Animal Farm, Oh! Animal Farm", but not the 'Partiya Lenina, Partiya Stalina' version.

Let's have the original French now—or the Italian version that says that machines should be the workers' friends….

♥ 10:01am joeray:

"Otto Tomek may be offended."

10:01am Linda Lee:

love *this* Pussy Riot. that other thing with the whispering .. meh.

10:01am ֏0֏0 (:

Pussy Riot being interrogated by Russian Police during the World Cup match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12i-msLszP8

10:01am Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi there Linda Lee! Thanks! I enjoyed last week's show so much I came back for more hijinx and songs I've never heard of. "F is for Full frontal and Friendship"

10:02am JakeGould:

“Pussy Riot Prevails Against Russia In European Human Rights Court Ruling” www.npr.org...

10:03am Linda Lee:

hold on tight now :-D

10:03am Sam:

WFMU East Kapusta
WFMU Mount Puschistie
In Freedmangrad City and Katyonuk County at 91.1
And on world wide web at censored address

♥ 10:03am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The Toscanini segue from "The Internationale" to "The Star-Spangled Banner"

♥ 10:03am Webhamster Henry:

Khlam you very much!

10:04am ֏0֏0 (:

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
AAAAAAAAA---
AAAAAAA-
aaaaaaa-
aaaa-
aa-

* clears throat *

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

10:04am thedunkel:

KHLAM you very muchn't!

10:04am Linda Lee:

no station ID? are you all right, Ken? come in please.

10:05am mary:

show is way fab today!

♥ 10:05am zopa:

In Soviet Russia, ID stations YOU!

♥ 10:05am βrian:

Or maybe Xhosa.

10:06am Sam:

"You're listening to Wfmu! This we know!"

♥ 10:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken doesn't want to rush in to the station ID.

10:06am ֏0֏0 (:

Very funny, comrade самь !

♥ 10:06am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Quick Derrick Beckles and Eric Andre: new version of "Russian Bandstand".

10:07am ATL Ex-Pat:

I am a Puppatriot

♥ 10:07am Webhamster Henry:

Вы слушаете WFMU-FM восточный оранжевый, новый Джерси.

10:07am mary:

always relieved when Ken komrade is on

10:07am JakeGould:

So when are we giving Alaska back to Russia? What happens to the polar bears?

♥ 10:09am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Yes, Comrade D.J.: In Russian Client State, listener-provided station i.d. is done by YOU.

10:09am ֏0֏0 (:

That's incorrect, Webmaster Henry! It's not восточный оранжевый but восточный ванана!

10:09am Linda Lee:

i am too, mary. i worry. anything can happen beyond the live mic ..

♥ 10:14am jdaFromCologne:

hey ken, is that putins playlist? or trumps? NOT

♥ 10:14am -Ken:

OK, do we have a Russian translator on board here today? Vanya?

10:14am JakeGould:

HEY KEN! I request “The Ukrainians” cover of “Bigmouth Strikes Again” called “Batyar” off of their 1992 EP “Pisni Iz The Smiths.”

www.discogs.com...

♥ 10:14am Planet Tyler:

#PutinsPlaylist

10:14am ֏0֏0 (:

Viva la ᴿUˢSᶦA!!!!

10:14am Sam:

They rhyme "-naya" with "-naya" a lot

10:15am Linda Lee:

vache is cow. that i know.

10:15am Sam:

He's asking where the toilet is

♥ 10:15am Planet Tyler:

O listen to Jake, Ken! Yes pleez

♥ 10:16am Roberto:

<-- Eta moy kot.

10:16am thedunkel:

изменник козырь

10:16am Sam:

Prikrasni puschistie kot!

10:17am cory:

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

♥ 10:17am Webhamster Henry:

"help!" - "I need a lawyer" "Speak more slowly!"

♥ 10:17am zopa:

Puppies!

♥ 10:18am duke:

Greeting Komrades

10:18am Linda Lee:

those commie people! always using radio as vehicles.

♥ 10:18am duke:

10:18am Michael:

Eleven

10:18am Sam:

PUPPIES CRUSH CAPITALISM!

♥ 10:18am The Oscar:

"Christianity is Stupid may be the hit, but this might be the masterpiece.

10:19am Agent Peter:

it's not even funny

10:19am ֏0֏0 (:

Very good, comrade Webhamster Henry! Here's your Medal of the Order "For Merit to the Fatherland"!

10:20am Linda Lee:

wish they'd stop sitting there looking cute & do it already.

10:20am Sam:

Reminds me of the DJ who kept saying that he was putting the guy on the air, and the guy would say his whole thing, then the DJ says, Hold on, I'm going to put you on the air

10:22am ֏0֏0 (:

Let's go with Sam in the USA. What do you want to say, sir? What is your comment?

♥ 10:22am Webhamster Henry:

"hey - what are your plans for tonight?"

10:24am Art G.:

Три часа нашей музыки и я приеду в гости, Кен!

♥ 10:24am Nymor:

Swag arrived today :) ... the Sputnik t-shirt is perfect apparel it would seem

♥ 10:26am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Sam:
A true Klingon would rather suffer eternal damnation than suffer the dishonour of someone else's paying for her or his sins.

♥ 10:26am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

a society that prefers watching tv to growing vegetables is on the way out baby

10:27am Sam:

I'd just like to say that it reminds me of the DJ who would say he was going to put someone on the air, and then the guy would say his whole shpiel, and then the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, and the guy would say his whole thing again, and then the DJ would say he's going to put him on the air again, and then the guy would tell his story, only to be told to hold on to get put on the air, after which he would patiently tell his story again and wait to be put on the air again

10:28am Linda Lee:

but bob! the tv says you can just go buy 'em!

♥ 10:28am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

the teevee! It lies

10:28am ֏0֏0 (:

Let's go to USA with Sam for our next comment. Hello! What is your comment?

10:29am Linda Lee:

Sam, wasn't that Ernie Kovacs?

10:29am morphe:

ps
DEATH OF STALIN
well worth seeing

10:30am Linda Lee:

there's never any toilet paper in those other countries.

10:30am Sam:

Oh thanks, yeah, I just wanted to say that it reminds me of the DJ who would say he was going to put someone on the air, and then the guy would say his whole shpiel, and then the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, and the guy would say his whole thing again, and then the DJ would say he's going to put him on the air again, and then the guy would tell his story, only to be told to hold on to get put on the air, after which he would patiently tell his story again and wait to be put on the air again, but get this, right, the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, Go ahead sir, and the guy would tell his story again, and then the DJ would say Go ahead sir, and the guy would just say it again.

10:31am yoohoo:

drink it up

10:31am Dean:

Sam's tale puts me in mind of the DJ who would say he was going to put someone on the air, and then the guy would say his whole shpiel, and then the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, and the guy would say his whole thing again, and then the DJ would say he's going to put him on the air again, and then the guy would tell his story, only to be told to hold on to get put on the air, after which he would patiently tell his story again and wait to be put on the air again, but get this, right, the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, Go ahead sir, and the guy would tell his story again, and then the DJ would say Go ahead sir, and the guy would just say it again.

10:32am Vladimir P.:

Just can't stop winning!

10:32am Sam:

Let's go to Dean, what's your comment sir?

10:32am ֏0֏0 (:

Sam, do you want to talk with Ken Freedman? yes? Please hold. So let's go to USA for our next comment. Go on sir!

♥ 10:33am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

The USA is full of toilet paper - for those with the money to buy! Capitalist pigs!

10:33am Sam:

No, I'm a-scared of Ken

♥ 10:33am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Once upon a public convenience, I very carefully delaminated the thin paper sheets making-up the core of what had been, at one time—presumably—a roll of toilet paper….

♥ 10:34am MD:

GABA GABA!!!!!!!!!!!

10:34am yoohoo:

lots of laurie spiegel right

♥ 10:34am Roberto:

Nooo not Ol' Pal Irwin!

10:34am Dean:

Right, well, your comments about the DJ reminded me of a DJ who would say he was going to put someone on the air, and then the guy would say his whole shpiel, and then the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, and the guy would say his whole thing again, and then the DJ would say he's going to put him on the air again, and then the guy would tell his story, only to be told to hold on to get put on the air, after which he would patiently tell his story again and wait to be put on the air again, but get this, right, the DJ would say Hold on sir, I'm going to put you on the air, Go ahead sir, and the guy would tell his story again, and then the DJ would say Go ahead sir, and the guy would just say it again.

10:35am Sam:

So many enemies of the people, so little time

10:35am yoohoo:

christianity is stupid communism is good give up give up thats the anthem i sing

♥ 10:35am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Sam. ten fewer enemies! got to start someplace. then we'll have more toilet paper honestly.

10:36am Sam:

Thanks for holding Dean, what's your comment?

♥ 10:36am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

win/win

10:37am morphe:

There was/is plenty of toilet paper in the CCCP.
In the loo - pravda rips horizontally and Ivestia
vertically...
amerikkka has the same shit wipss

10:37am Dean:

Like I said...

♥ 10:37am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Bob Ross &c.:
The Authorities realised that they didn't have to watch you on screens all day as long as they knew what you watched on screens all day.

(Watching you only told them about what was going on _outside_ your head.)

10:38am Mao - More Than Ever:

Esteemed Comrade KEN - Also please not to forget IMMORTAL National Anthem of Peoples' Republic of China - "The March of the Volunteers" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDjG2Mq8ZaE

10:39am ras putin:

thank you!

♥ 10:39am Roberto:

Monica happens to have a Russian surname, no?

10:40am Sam:

Irwin used too much toilet paper!
It's too bad, I always listen to his show while I'm waiting on the 3-hour donut line.

10:40am Rover James:

Testify, ya red nut!

♥ 10:40am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

I knew Duane would be down. Disco-communism never sounded so good.

10:40am Linda Lee:

@(Murakami Whywolf))): cost-effectiveness unprecedented in the history of social engineering. aren't we lucky!

10:40am Rammstein:

I am desolate. I missed myself. All is lost. I will seek comfort and solace in the struggles of the proletariat.

♥ 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

* pictures Irwin vacuuming a bare concrete floor in a Siberian gulag *

♥ 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Also: Olga!

♥ 10:40am Roberto:

Oh wait I was thinking of Maria. I'm not sure what Monica's surname is.

♥ 10:40am JtotheK:

Good Morning Ken, hi everyone.
Please advise if Clarence Carter 'Strokin' is suitable for weekly (or more frequently...) airplay under this new programming mandate.

10:41am Linda Lee:

nor are you meant to, Roberto.

♥ 10:41am duke:

This year's potato harvest will reach to God's knees
But comrade, there is no God
...

10:41am Cecile:

How about Verka Seduchka's "Dancing Lasha Tumbai?" Russia thought she was singing "Russia Goodbye" and she got banned from there for a year.

♥ 10:42am geegee vindaloo:

I'm so looking forward to Puppet Nation! www.youtube.com...

10:42am morphe:

Great Funny Fiction about the Gulag mines:
"Indusrty of Souls"

One dude in the book tells the best anti-soviet jokes !!!!

Early morning banging on the door. The father tells the family to be quite. The neighbor yells out "It iz ok.. you are safe ... It iz juzt that the building is burning to the ground!!!"

♥ 10:43am MD:

They use the word...BULWARK....In their Anthem....You gotta hand it to em...OH wait...We did!!!

10:43am ֏0֏0 (:

Cecile is in da house beaotches! Please stand up and show your respect with a big round of applauses (and with both hands for better effect!)

10:43am Linda Lee:

just as long as it's all in Videcolor, we'll be happy as pigs in virtual slop.

10:44am Sam:

Clap clap clap clap clap clap

10:44am Cecile:

FOFO

10:44am Cecile:

Also "Troll" by Time and Glass is ridiculously great.

♥ 10:45am geegee vindaloo:

Videcolor, YES!

10:45am Cecile:

You could GIF the whole video.

♥ 10:46am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Paul Robeson's version next? Maybe with a bed-loop of a Bill Burroughs sound-alike reciting Yitzkhak Pfeffer's plea 'They are going to kill us, Paul—you must _say_something_.'.

10:47am ֏0֏0 (:

I like this new Kenski Freedmanchov show.

♥ 10:47am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Why do American Cabinet secretaries go around in threes?

♥ 10:49am Исаак:

Здравствуйте!

10:50am Cecile:

Time and Glass:
www.youtube.com...

Verka:
www.youtube.com...

♥ 10:50am zopa:

Puuuuuhhhpieeees!

♥ 10:50am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

nothing is more inspiring than cymbals.

10:50am queems:

ah yes

10:50am ֏0֏0 (:

I did not know Robert Wyatt was such a commie! (eg. this song and the one from Violetta Parra).

10:50am queems:

so lovely

10:51am fleep:

Play ball!

♥ 10:51am steveo:

isn't it required to shut off the transmitter now?

10:51am Linda Lee:

one ugly song after the next.. thankfully one becomes insensate.

10:52am ֏0֏0 (:

ᴿUˢSᶦA!! ᴿUˢSᶦA!! ᴿUˢSᶦA!!

10:53am Linda Lee:

are you a soft thinker or a hard thinker? it does matter.

10:54am Sam:

For me it depends what I'm thinking about

10:54am Dean:

I'm reading a biography of J. Robert Oppenheimer. Geez, Americans sure have a thing about Russia.

10:54am fleep:

over easy thinker, with hash browns

♥ 10:55am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

aren't you all glad we won the cold war and made russia capitalist so we could continue to fight with them forever?

10:55am Sam:

Yes Nadia, go ahead

10:56am Linda Lee:

'won' as in 'outspent' .. well, of course.

♥ 10:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I like to sing alternate lines from "The Star-Spangled Banner" and "The Anacreonic Hymn" :

And the star-spangled banner
Like me will combine
The land of the free
And Bacchus' vine

10:58am morphe:

Industry of Souls - joke

On joint forest survival maneuvers, 1 soviet soldier; 1 E German; 1 Czech.

The Czech says I can go and catch a rabbit, cook it and eat it in 30 minutes - he does so
The East German says I can do it in 2o - he does it
The Russian says, I can do it in 10 mins --- The EG and the CZ wait over an hour so go into the woods. They hear an animal howling... They find the russian, with a fire and a fox tied to a tree. The russian is burning the fox and yelling "ok you fucking fox...Where are the goddam rabbits????"

10:58am Dean:

You know, in this age of global warming it might make sense to start another Cold War.

♥ 10:58am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

yes, 'won' as in 'will now always have a trillion dollar military but a 45 minute subway ride to go 12 blocks' yes.

♥ 10:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Listen to WFMU! Wake up, sheeple!

10:58am Linda Lee:

global domination is expensive! ask the Romans!

10:58am karen eliot:

my last creative idea- tofu hot dog tacos. not bad.

10:59am ֏0֏0 (:

Oh, Murakami. I like sum' Anacreon as well.

11:01am Linda Lee:

your getting to work on time means nothing to our enemies, bob.

11:01am ֏0֏0 (:

morphe,

He was torturing the fox with fire? FIRE?! We are not living in the dark ages! We have ELECTRICITY!!!

11:01am fleep:

In Russia subway ride you

♥ 11:01am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

true linda, but it appears to mean a lot to my class enemy. namely, my boss.

11:02am Linda Lee:

it's all about sacrifice. for you.

11:02am ֏0֏0 (:

Quick, Ken!

Close your eyes and without looking at the playlist nor the album, what's the name of the band being played now?

11:03am Linda Lee:

you clearly need to sleep in the stairway at the office.
avoid arrest & detention doing so, of course.

11:03am ֏0֏0 (:

the Durango song, that is.

♥ 11:04am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

this is why we're literally covered with toilet paper though. its in the tree linda. in the trees.

♥ 11:04am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Given that the Soviet State Capitalists claimed they'd the superior economic system, winning by out-spending was entirely apt. Despite their similar murderousnesses (as opposed to ours) that's why Bolshevism was preferable to Fascism, whose only real metric was military success, meaning that the only way to make them lose on their own terms was to kill a lot of them and destroy their stuff.

11:05am Dean:

Also read Robert Paul Wolff's In Defense of Anarchism. A must-read.

♥ 11:06am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Is it time for Commissar Felder? Oh wait, wrong day

11:07am Linda Lee:

& so we travel happily down the well-worn path to displacement in the global pecking order..

11:08am Sam:

WFMU East Orange you a bad little comade!
WMFU Mount There is no Hope
In Leningrad, Stalingrad and Freedmangrad at big number point small number
And on evil capitalist Google gulag web at www dot backwards R dot Khlam

11:08am morphe:

֏0֏0 (:

they were on survival manuevers in the woods...

Industry of souls... a good read...

One of the prisoners is a Mongolian farmer who crossed the river to see what his village looked like from the "other side" .. Aressted as a spy - 25+ years in the mine

11:08am ֏0֏0 (:

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!

Tower of Love!!

11:08am Linda Lee:

good golly, Ken, thanks for the shift! there's enough propaganda competing for my mind already!!

11:09am Linda Lee:

and now, to work! labor is virtue.

♥ 11:10am Webhamster Henry:

Don't forget the sweetheart TV Russians, Ilya Kuriyakin and Pavel Chekov (which should be Chekhov, but whatever).

♥ 11:10am Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth and fellow socialists. Arbeit Mach Frei!

♥ 11:11am steveo:

I was not aware that fm stations have channel numbers corresponding to their frequencies; thanks

♥ 11:11am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Dean:
We presumably had anarchy once; does Wolff provide a good reason why we couldn't expect to go from anarchy to something like feudalism right quick? As bad as what we've got now is, I consider mystified force an improvement over naked force, and don't see an end to force because it works.

♥ 11:11am rsj:

much better than where I thought this might lead, was thinking of that hit of socialism in the mainline song...
www.metrolyrics.com...

♥ 11:11am zopa:

Hee Hee Hee.... there's TWO doggos, not one! Hee Hee Hee

♥ 11:12am Rich in Washington:

I've got this great Pat Boone record which has this little fake radio show in it which is supposed to be what the radio would sound like when the communists took over. It's pretty hilarious. Kind of ironic, now.

11:12am morphe:

FYI - The THEREMIN Doc is fascinating!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 11:12am Carmichael:

Some alternative viewing for after the show: www.youtube.com...

11:12am Sam:

That's how doggie Jesus was born

♥ 11:13am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Webhamster Henry:
Don't forget bril steli vecks like Johnny Zhivago! Gear boni ludi!

♥ 11:13am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

this is much better than any national anthem.

11:15am Sam:

YES!

♥ 11:15am Webhamster Henry:

Don't forget Nadsat spoutin' chelloveks like Alex the Droog. Horrorshow!

11:16am Ramon vs Ramon:

Morphe's joke was excellent. Here's my attempt at being funny: A German, an Englishman and an American are on a plane when suddenly the plane starts going down. There are only 2 parachutes. Who's left behind? The answer b4 12.

11:17am Linda Lee:

who's that in the bathtub with Serge?
how can i get to work under these conditions?

11:18am queems:

i feel like i’m on exhausted machine island

11:19am thelma:

Visotsky, the Russian Dylan? Tuli singing his Bolshevik Moscow Nights? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHk_y2n7iU

♥ 11:20am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Ken, play some comrade rock star - dean reed.

That's some real cold war weirdness.

11:20am Sam:

My intuition says it's the American who gets left behind, but I don't know why.

11:21am ֏0֏0 (:

Ramon vs Ramon:

It's already 4 hours past 12 here. Do tell !

♥ 11:21am βrian:

Why, it's Jane Birken, Jane Birken, Jane Birken!

11:22am morphe:

Ramon vs Ramon:

not me at all, sadly.....
A Fiction/Book
"Industry of Souls" - Stupendous!!!
about inncocents in the Gulag Mines
staying sane with humor!!!!!

As I always say . This is me...
"I'd shoot myself, but I can't find my gun...."

11:23am Ramon vs Ramon:

Sam, now let me help. This joke is dated July 17th 2018. Hope it helps.

11:23am Linda Lee:

the American & the Englishman hook up on one parachute & push the German out the window..?
i don't think that's Jane Birken, Brian. seems a little too mousy.

♥ 11:24am -Ken:

Yes, the Americanski gets left behind because AMERICANS SUCK SO BAD! hahahahahah!!!!!

11:25am Dean:

@(Murakami Whywolf))): Wolff's approach is political philosophical. He concludes that no form of government short of unanimous direct democracy is legitimate if we don't want to compromise individual autonomy. Unanimous direct democracy is not impossible to achieve, but it isn't always practical. Take a look: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/robert-paul-wolff-in-defense-of-anarchism

11:27am Rover James:

who put molly in the livestock feed?

11:27am Linda Lee:

how the hell could there ever be anonymity with self-determination?
loving these animals, Ken!
i'm going to work, damn it!

11:27am thelma:

Visotsky the Russian Dylan? Tuli's Bolshevik Moscow Nights? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHk_y2n7iU&t=66s

11:27am mzzmz:

is dis really Ken's show? sounded like if National Geographic illegally occupied.

11:27am Dean:

Skip to the last section, Utopian Glimpses of a World Without States, for his cursory remarks about how anarchism might play out

11:28am David in London:

Is this a chicken based version of The Meters? I’ve truly died and gone to barnyard Heaven...

11:28am ֏0֏0 (:

If the English person is UK's prime minister, the American is Trump and the German is Angela Merkel, then, the English one is left behind.

11:28am Linda Lee:

dear god, i meant to write 'unanimity' & i wrote 'anonymity'. god damn it. to work!

11:28am Ramon vs Ramon:

Oh and I forgot, these men are flying to Russia on an Aeroflot airliner. Important clue I wouldn't leave out.

11:29am Michael:

What fits into Russia?
www.youtube.com...

♥ 11:29am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Now I want to hear the Android Sisters explain things with this as a bed.

11:29am queems:

i love this song every time i hear it

♥ 11:29am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Linda Lee:
Quick, say 'Methodist Episcopalian'.

11:30am Ted Leonard:

What is this cacophony?

11:30am Linda Lee:

honestly, i must go to work now. :-D

♥ 11:30am Passaic River Blues:

@Queems: me, too. Never gets old; one of my favorite "discoveries courtesy of Ken".

11:30am Dean:

So I understood you, @Linda Lee. Actually, in some circumstances consensus isn't that difficult to achieve. But not in all circumstances. Truly, read Wolff for a sensible analysis. Just don't expect a roadmap.

11:31am ֏0֏0 (:

So my first intuition was correct, Ramon vs ramon! A Russian missile destroys the plane before crashing thus rendering the joke without any parachute nor survivors!

♥ 11:31am zopa:

This is my comfort frau?

♥ 11:31am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

damn it linda if you go to work they win.

11:31am mink:

for some reason this song sounds really 'mighty boosh'

11:32am Ramon vs Ramon:

LMAO f0f0 :(

11:32am Ramon vs Ramon:

Noones gotten it yet. I'll give u the answer in 5 minutes

11:33am morphe:

A joke that African Americans tell about false equality and insidious racism:
3 astronaunts and a commander in space..
One astro is AA
Comander says there is not enough food or O2.
Whoever loses the quiz gets jetizzoned.
!st white guy's Question: what was the name of the famous ship that hit an iceberg and sunk? Dude says "Easy ...Titanic"
2nd white dude.."Where was she built?" Dude says "easy - Belfast?"
The Black Man's question: What were the names of all of the passengers who died?" EQUALITY in amerikka!!!

11:34am Ramon vs Ramon:

I must say, the date this accident occurred is super important.

11:34am Linda Lee:

i'm self-employed, but yes. this is true. :-D

11:34am ֏0֏0 (:

Wait..Give us more clues, Ramon vs Ramon! What's the brand of the parachutes? From which airport they departed? What's the max speed of the plane? We need to know!

♥ 11:34am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Dean Cyril Reed (September 22, 1938 – June 13, 1986) was an American actor, singer and songwriter, director, and social activist who lived a great part of his adult life in South America and then in East Germany. en.wikipedia.org...

11:37am Ramon vs Ramon:

f0f0 ( Military grade Soviet made; aircraft velocity 800 miles/hr; departed from Brussels destination Moscow.

11:37am colin from victoria british columbia canada:

smooth mix

11:38am Sam:

The Englishman and the German convince the American that God will save him and he doesn't need a parachute.

11:39am Steve:

I have heard 'A Girl like you' by Edwyn Collins on the radio in a long time. Thanks for playing it, Ken !

♥ 11:40am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

lol @sam

♥ 11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))):

morphe:
Old literacy-test joke:
White0: 'Cat'.
White1: 'Dog'.
Black: 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus'.

11:41am colin from victoria british columbia canada:

Professional transition for sure Ken. Money well not spent. Noted.

11:41am ֏0֏0 (:

I got it, Ramon vs Ramon!

The first person with the parachute takes 15 minutes to land after jumping off the plane travelling at 108 miles/hr.

Wait..it was a maths puzzle, right?

♥ 11:41am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Ken audited 'strap yoursel fto balloons like a brazilian priest to raise money' class, but (fortunately for ken) he failed in the sense that he didn't disappear over the atlantic ocean.

♥ 11:42am Planet Tyler:

This show flew by. Was there something weird in the ruskie muzak?Some hypnosisary?

♥ 11:43am (((Murakami Whywolf):

We're going to hang up the washing
On the Dingo Line
Have you any dirty babies, Mother dear?

11:44am Okasa:

It is called Hypno-Programing and time loss is a symptom.

11:44am Ramon vs Ramon:

Ok. The men left behind were ...... the Ger(wo)man AND the English(wo)man. The American (being our bullish POTUS) wrestled both parachutes from the women and waited for his BFF Vladimir to emerge from the pilots cabin in full military regalia with his parachute and both jumped out holding hands. I liked it.

11:45am ֏0֏0 (:

Planet Tyler,

I dю n't тчink sю . This Russiаn shoщ had no эffэct on mэ whatsoэvэr.

11:45am colinfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Somebody should really audit Ken.

11:46am Ramon vs Ramon:

Special prize to Sam, Linda Lee, Ken and f0f0 (. Everyone is a winner here!

11:47am ֏0֏0 (:

Wait Ramon vs Ramon!

I think I know the punchline! The American (being our bullish POTUS) wrestled both parachutes from the women and waited for his BFF Vladimir to emerge from the pilots cabin in full military regalia with his parachute and both jumped out holding hands.

I'm not sure if that's correct but I wanted to give it a try nonetheless.

11:48am berbo:

@Pllanet T- no, no Russkie music today. Do we look like Republicans to you?
Its been all electric six, all morning long.

11:49am Ramon vs Ramon:

YOU WIN f0f0 :( I'll tell my pal Vlad to send your prize via special delivery. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Man, you are a riot.

♥ 11:50am Planet Tyler:

@Berbo - Yes you are probably right, I think I misremebered

♥ 11:50am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

i would liek to see trumps hair survive a free fall.

♥ 11:54am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

by using trump's body as padding.

11:57am Ramon vs Ramon:

Is the ACE on 54th St next to Studio 54?

11:57am ֏0֏0 (:

Thanks a lot, Comrade Ken and compadres! What a great show, comments, jokes, GIFs, and music! Till next episode!

♥ 11:58am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

thanks for the comrade-erie everyone

11:58am Ramon vs Ramon:

Bye ya'll!

♥ 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken. No collusion!

11:59am bobo:

Hi. Again, sorry for being a bit late. Can I request the Chum Drum Bedrum russian song?