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Playlist for 30 May 2018 Options | Blob Dylan, M.I.A.

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Fugazi  Give Me The Cure   Options    
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Refrigerator  Break Up The Band   Options High Desert Lows   
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I, Ludicrous  We're the Support Band   Options 20 Years in Show Business   
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Wooden Shjips  Already Gone   Options V.   
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Noonday Underground  On a Quiet Night   Options Title Track   
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Cut Chemist  Home Away From Home (featuring Laura Darlington)   Options Die Cut (clean)   
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OCS  On and On Corridor   Options Memory Of A Cut Off Head   
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Mamuthones  Show Me   Options Fear on the Corner   
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The Pinker Floyd  One of These Days   Options Meddler   
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Lida Husik  Up   Options Bozo   
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Big Blood  Wishy Wishy 1   Options Operate Spaceship Earth Properly   
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Laura Viers  Everybody Needs You   Options The Lookout   
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Courtney Barnett  City Looks Pretty   Options Tell Me How You Really Feel   
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Raymond McDonald  Streets Flooded Please Advise   Options    
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Hungry March Band  Shimmy   Options Running Through with the Sadness   
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Clothesline Revival  Roustabout   Options Holy Cow  Check out the amazing video for this tune, made from 1909 Italian Marching Band footage: https://youtu.be/v6vv6AGgRkM 
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Rockabye Baby 
Runnin' With The Devil   Options         1:14:43 (Pop‑up)
Hawkwind  Orgone Accumulator into Silver Machine   Options Space Ritual   
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Olivia Tremor Control  Track 20   Options Dusk at Cubist Castle   
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The Left Hand of Darkness  I Wanna Get Stoned   Options    
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The Extreme Left Wing Liberals  Clean Needles for Heroin Addicts   Options    
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R Stevie Moore with Alan Jenkins  Cauliflower Ear   Options The Embodiment of Progressive Ideals   
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Jeffrey Lewis And The Deposit Returners  What Are You Doing After The Orgy?   Options Works By Tuli Kupferberg (1923-2010)   
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Alvarius B  I'll Carry Your Dwarf   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven   
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Christo Graham  Gethsemane (I Only Want To Say)   Options Muppet Christ Superstar   
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Z-Rock Hawaii  Chuggin'   Options Self Titled   
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Z-Rock Hawaii  Tuchus   Options Self Titled   
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Butthole Surfers`  Hey   Options Exclamations etc - Uncle Michael's 2018 Premium   
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Bob Dylan, C.V.S.  Idiot Wind   Options The Bootleg Series Vol. 1-3   
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The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan  A Better Version of Blood on the Tracks   Options    
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ToToM  Lay Bittersweet Lady   Options    
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Tony Bennett and Kermit  Bein' Green   Options    
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Moon Duo  No Fun   Options         2:49:40 (Pop‑up)

Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:19am -Ken:

Morning all! Gonna try this again...
  6:38am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Mr Ken! Good morning. I'm glad you are back, safe and sound!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:56am -Ken:

Hi f0f0 - I love being called "Mr Ken." I really do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:14am People Like Us:

Morning Mr Ken
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 7:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Mister Ken, good morning!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 7:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Mistah Ken—he alive?'
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 7:54am -Ken:

I'm alive! Still need a cure
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:07am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Biaxin cleares up my mycoplasma when azithromycin doesn't.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:21am cory:

hello Mr. Ken and all non Mr. Kens
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:24am N.A.R.D.:

Is it too late to request Africa by Weezer?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:34am -Ken:

Biaxin eh? I will add it to my daily cocktail
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:41am N.A.R.D.:

Careful you don't give yourself c.diff by overdoing it on the antibiotics. You'll wind up wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if you're not careful.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:46am -Ken:

@NARD thanks for the warning but I ot a few colostomy bags for Xmas so I kinda wanna use them.
,
  8:51am Listener Robert:

Don't push my buttons, and I'll pass over yours. Buried in the notes, the Milky Way cold-bloodedly walks the landscape,awaiting a fare -- a tapestry of body parts being hauled away hot, like a marionette.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:53am N.A.R.D.:

Well when you put it that way, Ken, I guess it'd be irresponsible not to get a c.diff infection!
Avatar 8:55am Davee:

Welcome back Ken!
Avatar 9:00am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Mr. Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Linda Lee:

merry morning Ken! glad you're back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Balls_Benedict:

In like a Lion!
  9:02am wfmu listener phillip:

OH THANK GOD!!!...ken is back everyone...breath easy
  9:02am wfmu listener phillip:

dont ever scare us like that again!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am Linda Lee:

*Mr* Ken. pardon me.
  9:03am Robert Tables:

Howdy partner!
Avatar 9:03am Sem:

Give us the cure, SM Ken, and good morning, all.
Avatar 9:03am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Huhn. Fugazi. Pretty good. Clicky Star (TM) good!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am MD:

"Birdy Num Num!!!" Good Morning Freeform Gang!
  9:07am wfmylu listener phillip:

at least next time CALL IN and say "im under the westher and ill be fine and back next week"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am WozWozniak:

hey everyone!
  9:09am queems:

whoa how is it after 9 already
Avatar 9:10am Roberto:

Welcome back Kenneleh!
Avatar 9:10am ben abs:

mooorning mr smk & alles
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cool, Wooden Shjips!
  Swag For Life Member 9:14am museguy:

Thank you Ken, I needed that;
"we're the support band we are not very good, we go on and on"
Avatar 9:14am ben abs:

Anybody listened to the full WS album yet? thoughts?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:16am -Ken:

@benabs - It's good but WAY too many vocals on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am melinda:

Hi Ken, digging the selections
Avatar 9:20am ben abs:

hmmm, thanks Ken, will try before I buy then
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Goat alarm at twenty-one minutes in. Is that a new record?
Avatar 9:22am dale:

ken - thanks for getting pesky 90.1 back up.
  9:24am Morphe:

Welcome back to the land of the allegedly living??
A good opening.. nice grooves..especially since I am slicing veg and cooking... works in the kitchen..Thanks...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken and Wednesday morning timesluts! Welcome to the land of the living!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:27am -Ken:

OH Noo! Guido sent me a Kensluts Goody Pack and I left it way up in my office. And I need coffee
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am BLCKDGRD:

You killed Professor Dum Dum? NEIN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am Linda Lee:

who the heck made that noonday underground GIF? love it!
Avatar 9:30am ben abs:

@Linda Lee, mee too, it's great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am Linda Lee:

someone get Mr. Ken his coffee! make the day nice!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:31am -Ken:

Linda, Ben, I think the artist name is in the filename of it..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Linda Lee:

bravo! secrets revealed!
  9:32am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I love that Gerard Depardieu's photoshopped movie poster. It almost looks like it is from a real movie.


Wait...what?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am Linda Lee:

just curious about who the 'my' is.
  9:35am Ali LaCroix:

hiring minors or hiring miners?
Avatar 9:35am thedunkel:

they are gonna find Hauge's "secrets" in the FMU parking lot
  9:35am Brendan:

Just don’t hire any minors
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:35am JtotheK:

good morning Mr. Ken, hi everyone. thanks for starting off with Fugazi (b/w - feel better!).
  9:36am Morphe:

There is a HazMat Alert at FMU - Ken is a walking HazMat... everyone is required to wear fully surgical garb:Mask, gloves, scrubs, including blue or pink booties....
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:37am JtotheK:

((oh! and super-duper fill-in from Jack Mello last week!))
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am listener Rey:

Can you say it on the comments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am MD:

ME TOO! AND I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am MD:

pigs are so cute!









And delicious!
  9:39am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

PINK THE FFFFFFFFF FLOOOOOOOYDDDDDDD!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:40am cory:

i love this song more than life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am MD:

Wave upon Wave of demented TV Comedy hosts march cheerfully out of obscurity into a dream!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

I don't have direct evidence to support my theory, but I do suspect that spending time in the manure pit builds a person's immunity.
Avatar 9:41am Undead83:

Hi there everyone, good morning wednesday morning ><((*>
Avatar 9:44am Sem:

Moe's one helluva drummer.
  9:44am Brendan:

I’d like to lodge a harassment complaint. I experienced an ASMR as a result of some Don Felder song. It tingled my spine like a peppermint patty. I’m still trying to decide if I liked it or I was violated. I’ll get back to you.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 9:45am Lixiviated Life:

ken, i'm happy you're back in the drivers seat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am melinda:

Nice to hear Lida Husik.
  9:47am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

The Lida Husik song is one of those special songs that is PERFECT!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:53am -Ken:

Lida has a new album out soon.
Avatar 9:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Who has carrot cake?
Avatar 9:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Actually the new Lida posted to Bandcamp a few days ago. It's a lovely thing.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:54am maestroso:

Good Morning Mr Ken! Who is the artist behind that unfortunate giant robot!
Avatar 9:55am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Here is a link to the giant robot on the highway overpass. WAY creepy, well done art. I think Ready Next Player used his idea of the stacked up high-rise of trailers on a scaffolding. www.simonstalenhag.se...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:57am maestroso:

Ah. that's it, thanks Wild Neil! I knew I had seen it before.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:57am -Ken:

Legal ID time ap[proaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org. The National Weather Service in Sterling Virginia has issued a

* Tornado Warning for...
Northeastern Hardy County in eastern West Virginia...
South central Hampshire County in eastern West Virginia...

* Until 630 PM EDT.

* At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.

HAZARD...Tornado.

SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.

IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.
Avatar 9:57am D. Lightfoot:

Hellos all
  9:57am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Wow, thanks Wild Neil. He is f*cking good!
  9:59am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Just to clarify. Ken's autocorrect feature is not working properly. It should read TOMATO instead of 'tornado' in that legal ID.
Avatar 9:59am Rev. Turnip Druid:

the aforementioned: lidahusik.bandcamp.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02am Linda Lee:

that you, F::F::(:?
Avatar 10:03am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Fofo-YEAH to figurative science fiction dystopian art.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am Linda Lee:

mispelled, sorry.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:04am cory:

holy shit, thanks wild neil
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am Linda Lee:

-Mr. Ken, we need a tick season alert. the li' bastards are out in force!
  10:06am Brendan:

That saxy jazz sounds like it was inspired by Khlam
  10:06am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

What happened to the Tomato warning, Sam? Let's start again from the top.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am Linda Lee:

i heard tomato. not tornado.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:07am tadpole:

second day at work this week so this must be Donut Time! Can't wait for 11 o'clock FELDER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am Sebastian:

hey there Ken and everybody, glad I tuned in just in time for some Tuba!
  10:08am still b/p:

“Streets flooded. Please advise.” That’s the text of a telegram sent by Robert Benchley to his editor after he’d arrived in...Venice.
  10:09am Brendan:

Also a Tormato warning would be nice if you are going to play some Yes
  10:09am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

People, support the Hungry March Band! Buy all their albums! You don't want hear them performing as the Angry March Band! Don't make the same mistake I did!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Linda Lee:

good construction site music today. bravo!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Sebastian:

but what if it's their hunger that makes them so good, though?!
Avatar 10:11am βrian:

71 degrees and rainy on the isthmus today — a small reprieve from the stifling heat.
  10:11am Sam:

Idaho is currently under a Potato Warning
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:11am -Ken:

Check out the video for this song, it's a lot of fun. 1909 Marching Band on Acid.
  10:11am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

That wasn't me, Linda Lee. I'm assuming you are asking who did the legal ID, right? Funny thing is Sam is the only one legal ID listener that cares to make the call.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:13am cory:

more of simon stalenhag's art can be found in the Tales from the Loop RPG
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:13am Planet Tyler:

The Big Blood GIF is aaammmaaazzziinngg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am Linda Lee:

ah. well. we'll have to fix that.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Be sure to tune in tonight at 6PM for Seven Second Donut, when Andy tries to sit as far from Mr. Ken as possible. People call in with medical advice.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:15am Planet Tyler:

The video is great too. It's what I picture working at WFMU to be like
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am Linda Lee:

yep, pretty astounding video. beautiful. :-)
  10:16am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Was that Clothesline Revival video inspired by the work of Segundo Víctor Aurelio Chomón y Ruiz (aka Segundo Chomon) a man born in 1871 and who produced several strange, silent short films between 1908-1910 per chance?
  10:17am Sam:

Mr. Ken is truly a weather porn rennaissance man
  10:18am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Brendan,

LMAO
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18am Linda Lee:

that's his work, yes!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:19am Planet Tyler:

Ok, those MD flash flood videos are insane
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am Linda Lee:

horrifying.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:21am Lixiviated Life:

Ergot 4 U youtu.be...
Avatar 10:21am βrian:

What about different varieties of faithlessness?
  10:21am Sam:

You should hook up listeners of different faiths! Try to get a Satanist hooked up with a Jesus freak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am Linda Lee:

last hook up show didn't go so well ~ & that was just for concert tickets.
  10:23am Sam:

Yeah seriously!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:23am Beast of Boonton:

goat alarm now with reverb
Avatar 10:25am D. Lightfoot:

SurroundGoat!
  10:25am Steiner in Whately:

I used to live in Pahoa, where that boring lava is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:25am Webhamster Henry:

There's this dust devil video too, Ken:
www.facebook.com...
  10:26am Sam:

You gotta surf the lava. That's not boring at all. It's literally a blast.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Linda Lee:

not so boring in person, i'd suspect.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:27am -Ken:

Pyroclastic Flows are nice too but very few videos of those survive the flow itself
  10:28am Sam:

Oh this part is so badass
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am People Like Us:

ha ha ha
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:29am -Ken:

@LindaLee - trust me, it's NOTHING compared to the excitement of a Raging Lahar or a Pyroclastic FLOW. That's where the action is and that's WHERE IM GOING TO SCHOOL.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:29am tadpole:

is that lemmy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am MD:

THE VOICE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am Linda Lee:

definitely gotta find that video.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am MD:

is he having a baby!!! the other-other white meat!!!
  10:32am Sam:

Nobody does this song like Shatner. Everyone else comes up short.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33am MD:

Lemmy Has Risen!!!!
Avatar 10:34am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Is that dude's head coming out of that other dude's butthole? Is that dude Pew Di Pie?
Avatar 10:34am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'WIND.
  10:35am Sam:

It's the miracle of birth, Wild Neil
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am Linda Lee:

not a 'he', apparently.
unless it's an exploding taint.
Avatar 10:35am ben abs:

RIP Bill Doss. Wonder if we'll ever hear what they were working on when he passed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am Linda Lee:

that ain't his butthole. :-D
Avatar 10:36am ben abs:

www.stereogum.com... for anyone that cares.... not sure how this'll work out!?
Avatar 10:36am Rev. Turnip Druid:

what ben said. was lucky enough to catch Olivia Tremor Control at the height of their powers; among favorite shows ever...
Avatar 10:36am Roberto:

So I don't mind getting boned!
  10:37am melinda:

This was on Music of Mind Control, wasn't it?
  10:37am @fumanchiuonthis:

Omg roflmao !!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am Linda Lee:

gee, this song makes me wanna get stoned.
  10:38am melinda:

I request another Mind Control gem, Hotel Ayahuasca. It's right up your alley Ken.
  10:38am Sam:

I lived in a heroin attic for a while
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am JFR:

harrowing
  10:38am blee:

I love a good geology song. Granite is the bomb, yo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am Linda Lee:

i got my clean needles at the needle exchange for a while that's why i don't have AIDS. it's a good deal!
Avatar 10:40am Roberto:

Heroine Attics?
  10:40am Sam:

The government needs to give free Jesus arms to heroin addicts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Linda Lee:

for a while. period. that's why etc. :-D
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am tadpole:

How can we prevent people from getting Jeseaseus from dirty needles?
  10:41am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

melinda,

I believe it was on Mind Control. Ken mentioned that some few smokes/shows ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am Linda Lee:

Fugs!! much better!
  10:43am Sam:

Is there a Muppet version of this?
  10:43am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

This is the muppet version!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:43am tadpole:

man you can get so many more diseases now than you could in the '60s. not saying its a plot but its a plot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am Linda Lee:

just a matter of a collective death wish, methinks.
  10:47am Sam:

Is this a mic break?
Avatar 10:47am D. Lightfoot:

Muppet Christ
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47am Sebastian:

fair warning: I'm taking my shoes off, it's too damn hot
yay Kermit!
  10:47am Karen:

AMAZING!
  10:48am Morphe:

HappyTime Chaos!!!!!!!!!! But.. by Henson's son!!!
Avatar 10:48am D. Lightfoot:

Gonzo is Judas
Avatar 10:48am Rev. Turnip Druid:

what's this about muppet disease
  10:48am Sam:

HERETIC! KILL THE FROG!
  10:48am fred:

you kind of sound like Kermit, Ken. Andy is right...
Avatar 10:49am D. Lightfoot:

The whole thing is on YouTube but it's hard to sit through it all
  10:49am Sam:

This guy's no Jim Henson
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:49am tadpole:

That Beaker guy obviously has advanced stage syphyllis
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:49am tadpole:

Sorry, the scientist who tortures him I mean.
Avatar 10:49am βrian:

This guy is no Edith Piaf.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:50am tadpole:

Dr. bunsen honeydew, I'm told
  10:50am Sam:

Does Miss Piggy bust in at the last minute and start going Hii ya!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Linda Lee:

and then Kermit went to India.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:51am tadpole:

beaker is clearly an MKULTRA test project of Dr. honeydew
  10:51am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

is HappyTime Murders the new Meet the Feebles?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:53am -Ken:

Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.
Flash Flood Statement
National Weather Service Baltimore MD/Washington DC
1241 AM EDT MON MAY 28 2018

...THE FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR NORTHWESTERN ANNE ARUNDEL AND
SOUTHEASTERN HOWARD COUNTIES WILL EXPIRE AT 1245 AM EDT...

The crest of floodwaters has reached the Little Patuxent River at
Savage. Thus, the threat of rapid life-threatening flooding has
ended. Significant flooding continues in this area though, and a
flood warning remains in effect.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am Linda Lee:

tuchus!!!
  10:55am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

The intro to this sounded like the poor's man 'My bubble blower'
  10:56am Robert Tables:

All donuts all the time
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:57am tadpole:

maggot brain should be pumped into earths atmosphere at all times. like tap water is brought into homes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am Linda Lee:

brilliant move, Mr. Ken.
  10:58am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Companion notes to today's Legal ID #2 :

- WMFU is actually pronounced WM...[pause]...FU, FCC!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Mister Dobalina:

This is great, I just imagined Ken & Matt running around a lawn somewhere in the UK.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:01am tadpole:

is dees Sam dee Apraiseeuir from Pareeiuse?
  11:01am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

pierre?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Sebastian:

c'est bon, c'est bon!
  11:02am Yvang:

Bravo mon gars!
  11:02am Sam:

French is such a beautiful language
  11:02am Bill W:

It was nice of Inspector Clouseau to call in.
  11:03am PMD:

Mercu
  11:03am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I think it was, tadpole!!! Mon·sieur Sam, ze appresseuir!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:03am tadpole:

Doublue Eweee Effeee Emmmmeee Ewwwewwwwe
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:04am tadpole:

@F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (: I wish I could take credit, but I cannot speak French.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am Linda Lee:

j'aime Z-Rock Hawaii. magnifique!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:04am AnAnonymousParty:

When did the Tasmanian Devil get in a band?
  11:04am Sam l'appraisseur:

Yeah, eat was me
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:05am tadpole:

oh Linda here it comes
Avatar 11:05am βrian:

Now that's how you pronounce "Orange!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Linda Lee:

my love for you only grows, Mr. Ken.
  11:05am Tuchus:

Tuchus
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Sebastian:

Tuchus!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:05am tadpole:

Sam l'appraisseur 2020!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Goyim in the AM:

I read it, but I dint hear that French dude say Annarunnel Couny, hon.
  11:06am Fashion Tashjian:

A calf with ponchiks?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

I pledge allegiance to the Tuchus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am Linda Lee:

#tuchusnation baby!!!
  11:07am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

That last legal ID call confirms my theory that the few people that has called the show to say the Legal ID so far are in fact just one person doing different vocal characterisations: Sam.
  11:07am Sam:

Ken From Hyde Park, are you a right cheek kind of guy, or a left cheek kind of guy?
Avatar 11:07am D. Lightfoot:

Play Lil Markie next
  11:07am melinda:

So this is the Tuchus everyone has been talking about, I hadn't made the connection.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am Linda Lee:

my week is made. XXX
Avatar 11:07am JakeGould:

@-Ken: Hey! New summer schedule looks great! Looks like lots of new, young DJs.

Do they even know what a tuchus is?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am Linda Lee:

we sure do Jake. :-D
  11:08am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Oh, sorry, tadpole. I mean to say you were right in identifying Sam as ze appresieur.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:08am tadpole:

Tuchus hole Surfers
  11:08am Sam:

These kids today don't know a tuchus from a hole in the ground
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sam - Whichever is closer.
Avatar 11:09am JakeGould:

@Linda: ??? That was directed towards the new, young batch of DJs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am Uncle Michael:

HEL-lo!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:09am tadpole:

@FF oh lol oh well, I have delusions of grandeueruer sometimes. especially where french is involved.
  11:09am Ghetto Pastrami:

Yay, Texas punk!!
  11:09am Sean d:

bunghole boogieboarding
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am Linda Lee:

sorry, missed my emphasis. as in: *we* sure do, Jake. :-D
Avatar 11:10am JakeGould:

I hope Ken has some “Ironic Use of Yiddish 101” for new, young DJs.
Avatar 11:10am JakeGould:

@Linda: You are a DJ on the summer schedule?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Linda Lee:

damn this newfangled texting thing. no nuance.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:11am tadpole:

Ken is on TBS time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am Linda Lee:

alas, i am not. :-(
  11:12am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm embarrased to say I was the only Tuchus virgin here. That is, I always thought Tuchus was the creature making cute noises in the song. But then I met you! You dirty people!
Avatar 11:13am JakeGould:

@Linda: Utterly do not understand your enthusiastic response there even when explained.

Anyway… DOUGHNUTS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am BronwynB:

wait, jesus christ superstar was at the cherry lane? i usher there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am BronwynB:

i googled and it does not appear to have ever been at the cherry lane. you lie, ken. you lie!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am Linda Lee:

Ken, darling, it's 'gess them a nee'. now you know. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:15am BronwynB:

i am a new youngish dj on the summer schedule and i know what a tuchus is thank you very much
Avatar 11:15am JakeGould:

@BronwynB: GOOD FOR YOU! And you didn’t have to Google, Siri or Alexa that, right?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:16am JtotheK:

@bronwynB - congrats on the summer schedule slot! alas, it's past my bedtime but i'll tune in via archives!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:16am AnAnonymousParty:

Shatner's rendition is an 'experience', not simply a 'version'.
Avatar 11:16am βrian:

Madison, WI? I've been there!
  11:16am Sam:

Not as much enthusiasm as the goat
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:16am tadpole:

lol wtf these are animals?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am BronwynB:

thanks jtothek :) and jake, no, i have been aware of the tuchus my whole life since my mom, while 100% irish catholic, grew up in flushing and uses a lot of yiddish words
Avatar 11:17am Wild Neil||Peace All:

A, transcript ,of ,Shatner talking ,or singing, uses ,a ,lot ,of commas.
  11:17am bbrandy:

the listeners don't lie, heavy METAL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am Goyim in the AM:

The lynxes upset my cat; the goat does not.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:17am tadpole:

the mating call of the ontario douchebag. "Double Rainbows!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am Sebastian:

one vote for goat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am listener Rey:

I agree. No contest. the Lynx sound annoyed but not horrified as they should be
Avatar 11:18am JakeGould:

Just listened to the two Lynx screaming. Sounds exactly like my building neighbors moaning into the building’s airway in the morning.
Avatar 11:18am thedunkel:

The lynx sound like sad patrons at a jewish deli…
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:19am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I'm listening a bit delayed: I was going to point-out to Ken that the lynxen would upset _everyone_'s cats.
Avatar 11:19am JakeGould:

@thedunkel: Now that is ant-Semitic, schmuck! They sound more like two Arabs fighting at an outdoor market.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:20am tadpole:

well, this whole thing got ugly.
Avatar 11:21am JakeGould:

R.I.P. Bob Dylan.
  11:22am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

How come Bob Dylan always forgets the melodies but not the lyrics of his songs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am JFR:

too soon @JakeGould
  11:24am melinda:

@Bronwyn the phrasing of your comment made me picture a large phantom ass
  11:24am Bill W:

I like to think this is for John McCain
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:24am tadpole:

oh no? is it time to break the bob dylan glass?
Avatar 11:24am JakeGould:

@tadpole: Okay, you know what? Those Lynx’s sound like two Protestant hipsters fighting over a brunch bill at Williamsburg cafe that sells $7 (and up) avocado toast.
  11:25am kenhi:

the guy's still touring like crazy!
  11:25am Bill W:

Bob turned 77 last week
Avatar 11:25am βrian:

Avocado toast wants to be free.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Goyim in the AM:

Bob Dylan LOL.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am WillCrete:

Each time I hear this tune, I can vividly recall waking up to Ken playing Dylan's "Idiot Wind" on the morning of Nov 9, 2016
Avatar 11:26am JakeGould:

@βrian: How many avocado toast places are there in Madison, WI nowadays? Like there has to be a few on the west side, right?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:27am tadpole:

@JakeGould: thank you. finally some hatred on this board towards people who deserve it.
  11:27am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

QED
KFC
or
RIP?
WTF!
Avatar 11:27am Sem:

LOL
Avatar 11:28am JakeGould:

Saw a sign today that read, “Please shut the front door…” No, you please shut the front door!
Avatar 11:28am JakeGould:

Bob Dylan M.I.A.
Avatar 11:29am βrian:

I have no idea. Even though I worked for many years in restaurants, I don't dine out much any more. The whole small plate/à la carte thing has no appeal for me.
Avatar 11:29am Sem:

DNR
Avatar 11:29am JakeGould:

@βrian: Good for you! Respect.
Avatar 11:29am JakeGould:

@Sem: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am People Like Us:

this is great
Avatar 11:31am JakeGould:

This is pretty deep and accurate for Jokerfan.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:32am tadpole:

that was great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am People Like Us:

this is great as well
Avatar 11:32am JakeGould:

What’s not great?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am People Like Us:

things not as great as this
  11:34am Bob Dylan:

My agent just called me and informed me that I was dead and that I should embark on a farewell tour.
Avatar 11:35am Sem:

w/ the Dead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am People Like Us:

I got scared then, I don't want Blob Dylan to be dead
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:36am tadpole:

i don't think I'll be able to handle it if dylan dies w trump in the white house tbh
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:37am tadpole:

that's cause for setting things on fire.
Avatar 11:37am JakeGould:

@BobDylan: TMI!
  11:37am Al Greene:

I was supposed to sing this, but I was already booked.
  11:38am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Don't worry people. I'm pretty sure Bob Dylan will outlive all of us. In fact I predict he will record a new Xmas album in 2045. People then won't even remember he recorded one already.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Planet Tyler:

Long Live Bob. Dylan and Dobbs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am MistressTee:

Well, at least he gave props to Kermie for the intellectual property, even if he bogarted the mic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am People Like Us:

STOP IT STOP IT
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am AnAnonymousParty:

Maybe Bob Dylan, Kermit the Frog and Tony Bennett should do something together. Now that would be a Christmas album I'd buy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am People Like Us:

It's Time To Rock, Ken
Avatar 11:42am βrian:

Wait, is Kermit still alive?
  11:43am Bob Dylan:

I'm not dead, I just sound that way.
Avatar 11:43am Sem:

Still?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am People Like Us:

I hate it when there are already mines down there
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:44am tadpole:

Ken, if touch the tuchus of the moinors you hire you'll be in big trouble.just fyi.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Sebastian:

Miners or minors? or both?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am MistressTee:

Kermit is cryogenically frozen, with the gelflings from The Dark Crystal
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:44am tadpole:

minors. shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am People Like Us:

The Only Song
Avatar 11:44am Sem:

For those about to rock, Ken, we give you a friendly wave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Sebastian:

or moinors, yes?
Avatar 11:44am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Ken-whatever happened to the cones in the street in front of the parking lot?
Please rock for me.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:44am AnAnonymousParty:

OK, ready to rock. So the potential to rock is quite high right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am People Like Us:

Peter Blegvad & John Greaves
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Sebastian:

moanors?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:45am tadpole:

we will we will possibly at some point rock you
  11:45am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Wait a minute...Didn't Sam win last week's SSD ticket to see some band together with a girl? How did it go, Sam?
Avatar 11:45am JakeGould:

NewsFlash™! The guitarist of Anal Cunt died yesterday after falling off of an escalator near a food court. www.metalinjection.net...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am MistressTee:

is this rock? Sounds like a bunch of paper to me!

Ha cuz, clapping, flat palms...

*crickets*
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:46am tadpole:

are our minors moaning?
  11:46am The Rock:

Wait, what? I don't have anything prepared. I guess I could do a scene from one of my many hit movies.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:47am AnAnonymousParty:

Now THAT rocks!
Avatar 11:47am Sem:

I had this on cassette.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Sebastian:

works fine!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:48am tadpole:

if there's going to be a nuclear war, i want to hear about it on WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am fleep:

I feel the lack of emergency
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:48am AnAnonymousParty:

In an actual emergency the tones sound more ominous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am MistressTee:

do that scene in fast and the furious ya know where you weren't part of the cast yet :D
Avatar 11:48am βrian:

I fell off an exhilarator once.
  11:48am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm afraid to Google to confirm that news, JakeGould. I'm in public space fer fks sake!
Avatar 11:48am Davee:

Run in circles sreaming bloody murder
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am MistressTee:

wait no do that scene in the tooth fairy where you wear the tutu :P
  11:50am the yipster times:

dust to digital going to release the harry smith recordings of rabbi abulafia
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:51am tadpole:

I want to hear Clay Pigeon explain to us that we're all going to die within 15 minutes. Sprinkle us with pixie dust. Tell us he loves us. Play one last vomit sound as we're blinded by a flash brighter than 10,000 suns.
  11:51am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Sam,

Do you accept legal ID vocal characterisations requests?
  11:53am Sam:

Sure!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am Linda Lee:

@tadpole ~ could be a lot worse. agree.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:53am -Ken:

Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.

At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.

HAZARD...Tornado.

SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.

IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.

* This dangerous storm will be near...
Wardensville around 630 PM EDT.

Other locations impacted by this tornadic thunderstorm include
Inkerman, Rio, Perry, Bean Settlement, Baker and Mccauley.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest
floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a
mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter
and protect yourself from flying debris.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:53am tadpole:

@linda indeed
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:54am AnAnonymousParty:

And while Clay goes way over 15 minutes explaining and adding sound effects the pending doom, whatever it is, becomes bored and veers off on a new trajectory and Clay, unwittingly, saves the day.
  11:54am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Sam,

Sorry. But what's on the menu?
  11:55am Sam:

Why don't you call and do it FOFO?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:55am tadpole:

@aap lol. deflecting the war head with an accidental throw of a studio chair
  11:56am Earthling:

is this the great raymond scott?
Avatar 11:57am Davee:

I insist
  11:57am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm just a figment of your imagination, Sam! I do not exist!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am Sebastian:

that sounded illegal on so many levels
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am fleep:

WFalsettoMU
  11:58am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I agree, Sebastian. Especially levels 4th and 7th.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 11:58am Lixiviated Life:

Hello?
Radio 4?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am MistressTee:

Ken is pitarded
Avatar 11:58am ben abs:

Fanx Ken. Have a good 1 everybody.
  11:59am melinda:

Enjoyed the cavalcade of donuts, thanks Ken
Avatar 11:59am Davee:

An illegal is a sick bird
  11:59am knowitalldouchbag:

A petard is a Ww1 era hand grenade.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Sebastian:

Vielen Dank, lieber Ken!
Avatar 12:00pm Davee:

Bye donut time
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 12:00pm Lixiviated Life:

Viking fair
North Ustire poor
Avatar 12:00pm βrian:

100% Whatever with Mary Wing
on the Drummer Stream:
freeform.wfmu.org...
Avatar 12:00pm βrian:

(Or Duane, of course!)
  12:01pm F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Thanks, Mr Ken and people! Great show, legal IDs, commentaries, gifs and GIFs,music as usual! Till next episode and remember: be happy!





BE MORE HAPPY!!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 12:01pm Lixiviated Life:

ken,
you've managed your way into my heart
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:01pm AnAnonymousParty:

The end-of-the-world machine sounds angry.
  12:02pm bobo:

Hi! I just finished my shift. Are you still accepting requests? I have some good ones.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:05pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I dislike the name change, always having liked the simplicity of 'Ken's Show' amid a sea of (often good but) jokey names. Absolute power….
  12:07pm nicole:

what was the xylophone instrumental cover of bech boys Warmth of the Sun played between songs? couldn't search it, please and thank you!!
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