Favoriting Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from May 17, 2017 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 17, 2017: The Return of the Return of the Puppetmasters


Andy's kids are the puppetmasters and Andy and Ken are the puppets. Molly Breckman talks to Andy through an earpiece in his left ear and Andy must say whatever she says. Same goes for Evan Breckman and Ken. Tonight's topic is Cosmic Brainteasers, and listeners are encouraged to submit their brainteasers through the chat board.

Ken, channeling Evan, starts things off with a lot of "why are boys better than girls?" questions. Ken proclaims his love for Donald Trump, and Andy promises Molly a ten dollar allowance raise.

From there it's a steady stream of questions/brainteasers such as:

What does the inside of your nose smell like?
Why are there no B batteries?
Do people who count sheep for a living fall asleep on the job?
Who uses New Jersey transit buses?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets at the movies?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?
If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What happens if you are scared to death twice?



The show ends with some confusion as to when the show is actually done.

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
-max-:

Can't believe I got through.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Marcel M:

Hey, we can hear Molly guys
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I can hear Real Molly talking. Is the right earbug near a mic?
  6:04pm
Veronica:

yup they're both audible (Evan just barely)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
common:

Hearing the earbud...buddy
  6:04pm
Veronica:

Molly is now the funniest breckman IMHO
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
howard in nyc:

Hillary Clinton? The pinnacle (depth?) of all Fatal Flaws!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
PMD:

You can hear Evan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

I have to run to the Clay Pigeon movie, but I wanna leave you with a question!

Q: Why is there something instead of nothing?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What does the inside of a person's nose smell like?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
howard in nyc:

Ah, Evan got the misogyny gene from Dad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Marcel M:

That IS deep, Ken! It reminds me of those Buddhist questions (or was it Taoism? who can keep up?) like, "what is the sound of one hand clapping.."
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: is a hot dog a sandwich?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Marcel M:

Ask Evan if he realized women get paid less in all fields.. he didn't NEED to go to sports.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
RomanDogBird:

is cookie better than ice creams?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Kat in Chicago:

We can hear the kids!
  6:08pm
Elle Tor's Husband:

Ding Ding Ding...6 bad shows in a row - the show is now canceled... Good day sir. GOOD DAY!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
common:

Smells like nose
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Marcel M:

Dudes turn the earbuds dowwwwn
  6:08pm
Davee:

Why are there no size "B" batteries?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
RomanDogBird:

good riddance!
Avatar 6:09pm
Fredericks:

Why is Andy's earphone so loud? I can hear Molly!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Kat in Chicago:

It's not funny when we can hear the kids :(
  6:09pm
Davee:

Do pediatricians play miniature golf?
  6:10pm
Davee:

It is annoying Kat!
Avatar 6:10pm
Will from Seattle:

but don't some subs have bread that wraps around?
  6:11pm
Davee:

Why don't they invent a cordless extension cord?
  6:11pm
Petite bateau:

Can you still hear the kids?
Avatar 6:11pm
Fredericks:

If Evan was a bird, what bird would he be? Same thing for Molly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Kat in Chicago:

I can still hear them, but faintly
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

In England, do people walk on the left side of the hallway?
  6:12pm
Davee:

If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless?
  6:12pm
Veronica:

What does money mean now that we're not on the gold standard?
  6:13pm
Davee:

Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
Avatar 6:13pm
Fredericks:

Not now, Petite.
  6:13pm
phillip in the bronx:

Evan? Molly i have over 5 dollars in pennies if youd like them
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Nick the Bard:

The NJTransit buses can take pennies, but I got yelled at for using them because they would fill up the coin holder too fast
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Patrick:

following you hot dog / taco logic, is a hoagie a sandwich?
  6:13pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Listening to this on faulty headphones. Why are headphones so dumb?
  6:14pm
Davee:

Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: is a calzone superior to a pizza?
  6:14pm
tq:

WTH is going on?
  6:14pm
Davee:

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Marcel M:

People who don't live in Madison, young Evan!
  6:15pm
Davee:

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

In dear old dad's time, when a fuse burned out, you could take a penny and short out the contacts to get electricity flowing again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Marcel M:

A calzone is more sophisticated than pizza? What in the world..
  6:17pm
Davee:

Do fish get thirsty?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
cosmic matrix:

the best part is how especially ken subconsciously does an impression of evan's voice!!!
Avatar 6:17pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

There used to be 'B' batteries; I bought an old multimeter that needed a new one after awhile. Similarly, there used to be an 'A' branch of the Boston-area mass-transit Green Line,going to Watertown Square.
Avatar 6:17pm
Fredericks:

Why does the porridge bird lay it's egg in the air?
  6:18pm
Davee:

If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
Avatar 6:18pm
shpilkis:

Where I'm from we call calzones "Hot Pockets".
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
  6:18pm
Davee:

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
  6:19pm
Davee:

Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
Avatar 6:19pm
Fredericks:

I'm liking Davee's questions. Why don't they read some of them?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How can you tell when a lime is ripe?
  6:21pm
quietlyartistic:

Hey ken! Are we supposed to be able to hear molly and Evan? What's going on? Listening on the app, can only hear you two guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Marcel M:

This answer, is GIN, young Evan.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: is the Andy Breckman 7 dirty jokes video still posted on youtube?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
YETI BOB:

LIMEADE IS GOOD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Nick the Bard:

Limes are used to "cook" fish in ceviche (however it's spelled)
  6:22pm
Davee:

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Kat in Chicago:

Yes, limeade can be delicious
Avatar 6:23pm
shpilkis:

Limeade rules.
  6:23pm
Davee:

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
Avatar 6:23pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

Who is better at poker - North Korea or South Korea
  6:23pm
Davee:

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
  6:24pm
Patrick:

Money is made from Hemp and Cotton.
  6:24pm
phillip in the bronx:

Molly? money is not made of paper. its made of cloth
  6:24pm
Davee:

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What is the one true religion?
Avatar 6:25pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

If a sink clogs in North America, is Australia to blame??
  6:25pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Did your dad make my headphones broken
  6:25pm
Davee:

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
  6:25pm
colin h:

I feel like maybe this is how this show normally sounds to normal people.
  6:25pm
phillip in the bronx:

how do you know when potatoes a cooked if your boiling them in water
Avatar 6:25pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

Captain Hinge
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
YETI BOB:

If you could ask just one question to the All Knowing Supreme Being, what question would you ask?
  6:26pm
ken:

Beth - Molly is talking too fast
and evan and molly need to argue more
  6:26pm
Davee:

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
  6:26pm
Davee:

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Avatar 6:27pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

If there was a good in the center of the earth, what would that food be?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Which sound on the radio is more annoying? Chewing gum or typing?
Avatar 6:27pm
Doctor Rembrandt:

Gum
  6:27pm
Davee:

When two men get married to each other, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
  6:27pm
a:

does jet fuel melt steel beams
  6:28pm
Davee:

When crazy people walk through the forest, do they take the psycho path?
  6:28pm
Davee:

Talking?
  6:29pm
Davee:

Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Asheville Jon:

YES
  6:30pm
Davee:

If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Asheville Jon:

A STENOGRAPHER
  6:30pm
Resin:

I gotta go watch paint dry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
RomanDogBird:

can i join you?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Pluto: a planet or not a planet?
  6:30pm
Davee:

Can atheists get insurance for an act of God?
  6:31pm
tq:

Do electric sheep dream of people?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Nick the Bard:

The groundskeeper lives in the cemetary
  6:31pm
Bennett:

Can God heat a burrito so hot that s/he cannot hold it?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
-Ken:

Is 90.1 on the air?
  6:31pm
Davee:

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  6:31pm
phillip in the bronx:

Evan? what if we had no moon. what would happen to the tides
  6:32pm
Davee:

Yes, 90.1 is on the air, it cut out but is back!
  6:32pm
Davee:

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
  6:32pm
Davee:

I'm out of control!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
YETI BOB:

Davee: Because they can!
  6:33pm
Davee:

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I also confirm that 90.1 is transmitting.
  6:33pm
tq:

Wilee was after vengeance
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Marcel M:

Evan is clearly the zinger guy and Molly is the brains.
Avatar 6:34pm
upstate chris:

and why isn;t there cat flavored-dog food?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: is the Andy Breckman 7 dirty jokes video still posted on youtube?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Why do tornadoes consistently strike trailer parks?
  6:35pm
Davee:

Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
YETI BOB:

is there life on other planets or are we alone in the universe?
  6:35pm
Davee:

Ken from HP - I like that one!
Avatar 6:35pm
Jeff:

Is a bear Catholic?
  6:36pm
Bennett:

Why are FPS's so much more popular than Sandbox games?
Avatar 6:36pm
Jeff:

Do popes poo in the woods?
  6:36pm
Davee:

If you speak only one language, are you lingual?
  6:36pm
Dean:

How do you know when a question is rhetorical?
  6:37pm
Davee:

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
  6:37pm
Dean:

Can there be a rhetorical answer? Maybe?
  6:38pm
Davee:

If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
  6:39pm
Davee:

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
  6:40pm
a:

was the women's suffrage movement a mistake?
  6:40pm
Davee:

If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't he get the reward money?
  6:40pm
Dean:

To be or not to be?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: what happens if a lightning bug gets hit by lightning?
  6:40pm
Davee:

Is Molly smarter than Evan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
cosmic matrix:

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  6:41pm
Davee:

Why are dogs noses always wet?
  6:41pm
phillip in the bronx:

why are the planets round instead of square like a cube
Avatar 6:41pm
Jeff:

How much ground could a groundhog hog if groundhogs could hog ground?
  6:42pm
Davee:

Why don't women put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Fairy tales always start like that: "What's a pun a time. ..."
  6:42pm
Davee:

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
YETI BOB:

burrito will vaporize
  6:42pm
Shtus:

Is Evan stronger than Molly?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
cosmic matrix:

why do they say that "jam on it" by nucleus used a vocoder when it was really a pitch shifting effect??
  6:43pm
Davee:

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If you play a country music song backwards, do you get your job back, your wife back, etc.?
  6:43pm
Davee:

Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
  6:44pm
Davee:

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? And, why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Sebastian:

can Davee ever run out of questions?
  6:45pm
Davee:

What do people in China call their good plates?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Why do fools fall in love?
  6:46pm
Hotdog:

What's better hotdogs or tacos?
  6:46pm
Davee:

HEY, I'm working hard here!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Sebastian:

:)
  6:47pm
Davee:

Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
upsetter5001:

Make up your mind!
Avatar 6:48pm
upstate chris:

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
  6:48pm
Davee:

I cannot talk - sick today - but I can type - oh yeah, BABY!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: who has more nose hair, Ken or Andy?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Nice zinger ... takes after Dad!
  6:49pm
Davee:

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Sebastian:

why do birds suddenly appear?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Asheville Jon:

Thank you!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
howard in nyc:

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
  6:49pm
noel:

Hot Dogs Tacos are too crumbly.
  6:49pm
Davee:

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Sebastian:

oi, howard!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
upsetter5001:

What do you get when you fall in love?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
howard in nyc:

JINX, Sebastian!
  6:50pm
a:

do androids dream of electric sheep
Avatar 6:50pm
Will from Seattle:

Do androids dream of electric sheep?
  6:50pm
Davee:

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
Avatar 6:50pm
Will from Seattle:

whoa we asked at the same time!
  6:51pm
a:

weird
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
upsetter5001:

How do you produce enough tears to fill a ocean?
  6:51pm
Davee:

Yes, but I do not have as much money!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Asheville Jon:

YES ON PROP 87
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Asheville Jon:

Questions:
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
  6:51pm
noel:

why do birds sing so gay
  6:51pm
Davee:

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
Avatar 6:52pm
upstate chris:

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Sebastian:

why do WFMU-listeners ask all the same questions all the time?
  6:52pm
Davee:

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Nick the Bard:

Do electric dreams sheep of androids
  6:52pm
Davee:

What do you call male ballerinas?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Asheville Jon:

Question: should I drive my Chevy to the levee?
  6:52pm
Dean:

Which Steven Wright album is the best?
  6:53pm
Hotdog:

Wow they were your avatar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Sebastian:

also, why is this so much fun!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
RomanDogBird:

is this radio show andy's punishment for starting the war
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
cosmic matrix:

you might need an oar at the levy, oh wait no it was dry
  6:54pm
zopa:

Does anyone really like Ken's pet dingo?
  6:54pm
Davee:

What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?
Avatar 6:54pm
upstate chris:

Is cereal soup?
  6:55pm
Davee:

I am happy to be participating in this madness!!!!! I hear you!!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Asheville Jon:

thanks for a great show guys. you have broken the streak of bad shows!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What does the silent majority have to say?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Asheville Jon:

MOLLY, SHUT UP
  6:56pm
noel:

molly shut up
  6:56pm
?:

Nobody likes the dingo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Sebastian:

will Molly and Evan permanently replace Ken and Andy on the new schedule next week?
  6:56pm
Davee:

If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
-Ken:

Evan: Read this:
This is WFMU East Orange WMFU Mount Hope
Stay tuned for In Real Life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
cosmic matrix:

molly and evan for the new morning show!!!!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Molly, shut up!
  6:57pm
Davee:

That is all folks, good night!!!
Avatar 6:57pm
Huge:

I think I'm glad that I tuned in at 6:55.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Sebastian:

Great job everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
cosmic matrix:

awesome
  6:57pm
noel:

great show guys
  6:57pm
Davee:

BooGah! Boogah!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Was this a good show or a bad show?
  6:58pm
Petite bateau:

Thanks from Molly and Evan
  6:58pm
Davee:

GREAT SHOW!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
howard in nyc:

Good job, Molly and Evan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Nick the Bard:

It was a show, be thankful for that
  6:58pm
Davee:

What time is it when it is 6:59 pm?????
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Oh, those Breckman kids!
  6:59pm
JakeGould:

I farted. Wet farted.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
PMD:

Ha Nick
  6:59pm
Davee:

Where's Monk?
  7:00pm
JakeGould:

Evan Breckman-man is better than Andy Breckman-man.
  7:00pm
noel:

I ran into two listeners with in 1 hour today I was wearing the wfmu t shirt.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Asheville Jon:

what's that phone number again?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
howard in nyc:

Evan Breckman, Man
Avatar 7:00pm
upstate chris:

fun show buh bye!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Say goodnight, Molly!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
howard in nyc:

It's done when Egyptian Shamba plays
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
cosmic matrix:

shimmy shimmy shie miss it is
  12:49pm
FJW:

I think the puppetmaster show concept is officially dead.
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