Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 27, 2016 Favoriting

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Favoriting January 27, 2016: Tell Professor Breckman

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
Cliff:

Hey Ken, I propose that the SSD theme song be permanently replaced with Olga Podluzhnaya playing the Jew's harp.
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Marcel M:

Hello
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Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
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Carmichael:

What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?

A know-it-all bitch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

shouldn't it be 'til the swelling goes down? just playing grammar nazi.
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Carmichael:

Andy, feel free to steal that joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
exiledinbk:

Andy, use ANYTHING but big bang theory! Use Community as a teaching tool.
  6:10pm
Fredericks:

Can we still add to the Swelling playlist?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

andy, know that nyu students will all end up with more money than you. be at peace with that now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Marcel M:

I really hope a kid who is going to take his class is listening... and maybe one of these days one will call!!!! That would be great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Marcel M:

Put it in the trash can??? This is college BRAH! Just say don't use them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

day one should be the class playing who tooted. half the students will drop out and your job just got twice as easy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Marcel M:

So, what we need to do, as listeners, is try to find Andy's students talking about him on social media.
  6:17pm
JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Depends on the college. Ever go to a city specific college?
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Carmichael:

Would they call him Professor Breckman or Uncle Andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Marcel M:

City Specific? Cuny? They are talking about NYU, right? I just think that whole discipline thing like that is for HS not College, is all. Agree with the no lap tops.
  6:22pm
JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Yeah, I’m talking about CUNY… But NYU has many different schools. Some better than most. Some of the worst actually worse than some CUNY schools. But hey! You get to wear NYU gear!
  6:22pm
JakeGould:

@Carmichael: Uncle Andy only during private consultations. *rimshot*
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melinda:

Andy's breathy, 'sensitive' voice for the PMSers is a hoot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Marcel M:

@Jake: Haha.. what a perk! I went to Marymount Manhattan... I took a course at Hunter tho, and Hunter honestly seemed like a way better school. Wish I went there actually.
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cobradan:

grade papers by throwing papers on the stair. That is what my sister who teaches comparative children's lit.
  6:23pm
Cliff:

You might want to check up on your school's sexual harassment policies before you start physically touching your students.
  6:23pm
fred:

The only time Andy is nice to anyone (albeit in a horribly fake way) is when he thinks they are pms'ing... uh, no problems there....
  6:25pm
JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Oh yeah, Hunter is top notch. The rest of the notches? Not so much.
  6:26pm
adrian:

no laptops is foolish. it's 2016. you will instantly lose the students' respect and seem like an out of touch geezer. normally this would be irrelevant but something media-related should be taught modernly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

'rape my professor' sounds wrong
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Marcel M:

Wow what a joy it will be to keep checking Andy's reviews on this website... wow... this is going to be great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Marcel M:

Rape my DJ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

...by a bear?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Mutant:

I can build a Rate my DJ site. I missed if they got the domain name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

andy - please instruct students to not every statement with a question mark in their inflection like this young man. but he's community college, so....
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dale:

to not END....
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Murakami Whywolf:

What they said—Andy especially seems to be saying 'rape'. Maybe it's the way he seemed to afraid of being ra[pt] ed by all his students....
  6:32pm
steve:

Aw geez sorry I'm late. I'm a prof at nyu but really have no particular advice for Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
cosmic matrix:

hey KEN 'n ANDY i sent you a FULL BAND VERSION of that awesome song !!!
  6:33pm
steve:

CM ken played it this morning, it ruled
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dale:

can pre-menopausal ladies call?
  6:37pm
Listener Robert:

Steve, just advise Andy to be on time.
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dale:

andy is the charles karult of the station. he had like 3 or 4 families at once
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Grok-o-matic:

I can't listen to WFMU without laptop
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Murakami Whywolf:

Andy should pretend to feel for his students the same sort of concern he's pretending to feel the the women in the P.M.S. hotline, but lay it on a little less thickly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

Andy's right! I'm leaving work right now. OUT OF RESPECT.
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Grok-o-matic:

How about I keep the chat up on my laptop while I listen and do other things.
Avatar 6:41pm
Carmichael:

Andy called her "honey". He would have patted her on the head if he could.
  6:43pm
Listener Robert:

I gave a final exam & passed out the answer key to students as they left. 1st student finished, took the answer key, then all the others met her in the ladies' room, came back & finished w near-perfect exams, so "A". I decided to also grade the one turned in 1st (an imperfect exam) as "A" because how can you downgrade someone for taking one for the team?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Marcel M:

I think this callers attitude is the proper attitude. In college, you advise the students on how to succeed and if they don't you just fail them. End of story. No holding hands.
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Grok-o-matic:

laptops are a great tool in school. When I was in college I absolutely needed my laptop up to do work. Of course, it comes down to the student. If they're using facebook then yeah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i would think that to rope peo\pple into being funny writers you need to be funny first.
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Murakami Whywolf:

How about we being allowed to use a phone/tablet or laptop to view whatever porn Andy were viewing at that moment? (Or the olaylist could be done as for Ken's show, tracking Andy's porn, purchases, and purchases of porn.)
  6:44pm
JakeGould:

@ListenerRobert: So what does that mean? You lost your mind and enabled your students to cheat?
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Carmichael:

BURN, Dale!
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Grok-o-matic:

but If a student wanted to be on facebook instead of studying or working then they'll hide their phones and use them or use a smart watch or find some way to not work and learn.
  6:45pm
Listener Robert:

Jake, I stopped passing out answer keys after that until everybody was done.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Marcel M:

write all your tests in cursive... hahahah.
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coelacanth:

i don't think he pre-programmed the answer to "how many pre-programmed responses do you have."
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Murakami Whywolf:

Students from some parts of the country may need remedial 'not staring at Jews' practice if they're going into TV.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Marcel M:

Wow.. "Are you just a couple of days away from your period??" Very weird hearing Andy say that in that soft voice..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Marcel M:

@Murakami: hahahhaha
  6:47pm
robyn:

I'm (toxic) shocked by this topic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

monica speaks wisdom. say 'mc guffin' a couple of times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Isn't the first time I got shut down by PMS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
coelacanth:

haha,nor i.
  6:49pm
Listener Robert:

When I started college teaching in 1999, there was a little plagiarism. Some years before I taught my last class in 2007, I stopped giving any take-home written assignments like term papers, because they were ALL plagiarized except for the few that were unintelligible, and switched to oral presentations.
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Murakami Whywolf:

'Hang a lamp on it'
'Fix it in post'
'Screw you, it works! '
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

@Aaron: ZING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Marcel M:

I have a friend who teaches at a local community school and its amazing how much is plagiarized... he catches them every time.... and OH how we laugh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

one of these weeks I am emailing Ken and asking if we can do a zing off between me and Andy
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northguineahills:

T'was a zing, by Aaron!
  6:53pm
Listener Robert:

I thought "star student" meant there's an asterisk by your name, noting, "DO NOT ADMIT".
Avatar 6:54pm
Murakami Whywolf:

There's software to detect copypasta-level web-based plagiarism.
  6:55pm
adrian:

I once was accused of plagiarizing my freshman year of college because I used the word primordial. I confronted the professor about it and even told her to upload the paper to the plagiarizing checking software the school used but she just gave me an 'okay, i'll believe you' look and walked away before I could say anything else.
  6:56pm
moontana:

I miss Monica.
  6:56pm
Listener Robert:

I had one of THOSE star students. He walked into class every time late, deliberately I'm sure, and stared daggers at all the sitting students as he silently and very slowly weaved his way thru to a seat in the back. Anti-social personality, it seemed, wanted to pick a fight w everybody.
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Nick the Bard:

Yeh, I'm a nazi...it's called I'm doing my damn job I was brought on to do
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Greg from ZONE 5:

Thanks, guys—5 stars!
  6:57pm
Listener Robert:

My father got an enormous yield in a synthesis in organic chemistry lab, got accused of cheating, at Pitt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

3 stars actually, but andy's grading on a curve
  6:58pm
robyn:

"played this long song about periods. B-"
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Marcel M:

So were the Nazis, Nick!! ;-)
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Nick the Bard:

yeh, well, i'm working for a bunch of old jewsish guys, so can I be a nazi?
  6:59pm
Sir Richard Slouch:

This is sooooo Alan Parsons
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ike:

Was that phone call the first time Andy has ever been nice to someone? He needs to practice more; he's not very good at it yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Marcel M:

@Nick: Those Jews you work for are closer to Nazis than most Neo Nazis!
  6:59pm
Listener Robert:

I wish the kids I coach in football had the team spirit of the student who turned in her paper 1st to get the answer key everybody else could copy off.
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Carmichael:

Not good enough for Parsons. More like Don Was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Greg from ZONE 5:

Not periods, robyn—domestic abuse!
  7:01pm
Listener Robert:

That "Just do it!" is perfect as an extension of "Put ice on it."
  7:04pm
robyn:

This is Pseu generis, really
  7:13pm
robyn:

This is Pseu generis, really
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