Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 30, 2022 Favoriting

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Favoriting March 30, 2022: Ken and Andy Crash Shakespeare's Concordance

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:04pm
HyperDose:

Once more into the crapshoot, dear friends!
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Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Ken, Andy, and all!!!
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DanFA:

What's on the menu tonight?
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common:

Andy, ken, all
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dale:

how many former wives have the last name breckman?
  6:06pm
X:

I so miss the Fuzzy Glove theme song. That was pretty bad.
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DjLorraine:

Haha
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DanFA:

How much money are we talking?
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adampsyche:

the new intro song caught my wife unaware, but she has been cautioned and the headphones are in
  6:06pm
P-90:

$500 for Ken to change his name?
Avatar 6:06pm
Mister Dobalina:

Kenny Breckmen, man. It has a a nice ring to it !!!
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Glistener MW:

Matt Farley does in fact play live, at least once a year at his annual Motern Extravaganza in New Hampshire (on Sat May 14th this year!) If I go this year, I'll be sure to request "Andy". moternmedia.com...
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dale:

my wife doesn't have my last name. makes things easier for here when we get a divorce.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Donors to the show get fuzzy glove icons for the year, it seems.
  6:07pm
P-90:

We love these Ellis Island tales
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LCBD:

I applaud Beth! I don’t understand why any woman takes her husband’s name.
  6:08pm
queems:

my grandfather’s name got changed from stoyanovich to nicola, go figure
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adampsyche:

i want my wife's last name for five fewer letters and three fewer syllables
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LCBD:

queems - that’s nuts!
  6:09pm
P-90:

(looks at line, then card with misspelled name)
“I can live with it…”
Avatar 6:09pm
Mister Dobalina:

I don't have a wife & probably never will, so no name manipulation for me.
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DanFA:

Gotta add ALOT more 00s before I'm changing my last name.
  6:09pm
annie b:

I’d consider changing my name to breckman for a price
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dale:

should have played 'brush up your shakespeare' to start the show. maybe every show can have a different song that relates to the topic.
  6:09pm
queems:

@lcbd i think his grandfather’s name was nikola and somebody gave it the old switcheroo
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Will the Sound Guy:

my wife took my name, it's shorter and easier to spell. It still has its own issues tho...
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Ike:

$300,000 to change my name to Ike Breckman, and I get to be a completely terrible fill-in DJ who just plays shoegaze and weird avant-funk and rambles incessantly about Survivor and silly mobile phone games.
  6:10pm
P-90:

“Now you’re Corleone. Vito Corleone. You got that, kid?”
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HyperDose:

Scott really can multitask!
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PaulRobeson1920:

Good evening WFMU world!
  6:11pm
Listener Robert:

I don't think broccoli existed in Shakespeare's time. So if he used the word, it must not refer to the plant breed.
Avatar 6:12pm
HyperDose:

Truth, Pam. Polish women are superior 👑🇵🇱
  6:12pm
P-90:

The thought would never occur to enlighten us as to the “pornographic search terms” left in the browser?
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Handy Haversack:

Am I crazy or is Pam also PMD? Or both?
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dale:

i'll bet broccoli meant imbroglio or something similar. 'this is a fine stewed broccoli thoust has rained down upon thee....'
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Glistener MW:

That could be a show in itself -- "guess the previous user's pornographic search history"
  6:13pm
queems:

@handy yes
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LCBD:

I love when my husband is referred to Mr. my last name. Cracks me up!
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dale:

is there a breckman fortune involved if someone legally changes their name?
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PaulRobeson1920:

For later m.youtube.com...
1944
after dinner entertainment
1958
m.youtube.com...
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PMD:

Yes!
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dale:

....and to dale breckman i bequeath the contents of my masturbatorium and one dollar.'
  6:15pm
queems:

my last boyfriend’s name was golden, i’m a jeweler, and i still wouldn’t have changed it
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dale:

queems - that is AWESOME.
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DanFA:

What about changing last name to Freedman?
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adampsyche:

what about the word "jelly"
  6:17pm
P-90:

Broccoli is from an old Roman name for “sprouts”.
The Broccoli family who have produced all the James Bond movies took the name because they cultivated broccoli in America in the 19th century and helped popularize the vegetable here.
  6:19pm
steve:

Can I just change my first name?
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DjLorraine:

That's why he had to go to Bel-aire in the 1st place
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DanFA:

Hahahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
DanFA:

Ken, keep Andy's wife's name out of your mouth!
  6:20pm
P-90:

…waiting for the Jewish jokes
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Handy Haversack:

morph!
  6:22pm
Listener Robert:

What about "hamlet" in lower case?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

this should have been where was the word said - shakespeare or gunsmoke?
  6:22pm
steve:

Bukaake?
  6:23pm
yippie:

actually hamnet was the working title
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dale:

yippie - two meter ham net?
  6:24pm
Listener Robert:

Based on the character identified as Amleth by Saxo Grammaticus.
  6:25pm
PMD:

I did not decline. I just set a bar he didn’t want to reach
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Ike:

Off the air?!? 91.1 FM is still up. Though I have no idea why I'm still listening to this show.
  6:27pm
P-90:

“Thou shalt removeth the Queens name from thy foul Coriol Anus!
  6:27pm
Congratulations:

The Andy Dinner seven second delay fuzzy gloves listened crew overwhelmed

The Shakespeare site

Dead here too lads
  6:27pm
morphe':

Live loathed, and long,
Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites.

– William Shakespeare

Timon of Athens, Act 3, Scene 6.
  6:28pm
lazy pierogi:

https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/shakespeareswords.com.html
  6:28pm
?:

https://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/search/search-results.php
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DjLorraine:

Sweden's airspace has a threat in it, i hear
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Will the Sound Guy:

I'm still up on the stream
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DanFA:

Handy!
  6:28pm
lazy pierogi:

spoiler: it's down
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adampsyche:

this is the most boomer "does the internet work" convo i've heard since the holidays
  6:29pm
Robm:

Wow handy you sound very new yorkish
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Handy Haversack:

Well, that crashed and burned. Sorry, Mariano!
  6:29pm
morphe':

Get a Listener to do the check and ye check the listserve
  6:30pm
P-90:

Dinner at Andy’s knocked Shakespeare off the interwebs
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Scott Williams:

this one's working: www.opensourceshakespeare.org...
  6:31pm
Congratulations:

Bravo Scott!!!!

It’s alive!!!!!
  6:31pm
X:

couch (the gen. senses are ‘lay’ and ‘lie’)
1. to cause to crouch Lucr. 507 “a falcon towering in the skies, Coucheth the fowl below.”
2. to lower to the position of attack 1H6 III. ii. 134 “A braver soldier never couched lance.”
3. to lie hidden or in ambush Wiv. V. ii. 1, All'sW. IV. i. 24 “, ho! here he comes,” Tit. V. ii. 38, Ham. V. i. 244, Lr. III. i. 12.
A Shakespeare Glossary. C. T. Onions. Oxford. Clarendon Press. 1911.
  6:32pm
Androu B.:

Hi, folx!

Just heard you, Handy! 👍
  6:32pm
morphe':

Shakespeare - has coach but not couch ... sofa,
  6:32pm
P-90:

Beware of women with three conditions…
  6:32pm
queems:

damnnnnn
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
dale:

my wife is calling in a word - pre-vetted.
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PaulRobeson1920:

“Anger rests in the bosom of fools” - The guy who told about Prison and mid hudson

Do not be eager in your heart to be angry, For anger resides in the bosom of fools.

Man, that show was ugly
  6:33pm
Sam:

Bail on that last name
  6:33pm
Androu B.:

Especially if one of those conditions is "dire rear"!
  6:34pm
morphe':

Bale - famous Welsh footballer
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Shylock isn't the merchant in "The Merchant of Venice", that's Antonio (who borrows the money from Shylock after baiting him in the past).

That play has the words near the end 'But were the day come, I should wish it dark,/
That I were couching with the doctor’s clerk.' so that's at least close to 'couch'.
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JeremyB:

IQ was a great movie imo
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dale:

ask hotel concierge's if they ever play who tooted - instant in.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

So many mentions of "I.Q.", so few of "Hot to Trot" and "Sgt Bilko".
  6:35pm
Sam:

She’s single? Fix her up with another listener!
  6:36pm
?:

He said, "Hay bale"!
Avatar 6:36pm
HyperDose:

You could have had it GOOD, Andy!
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dale:

use scott williams site - that works great!
  6:37pm
Congratulations:

All the same I’m looking forward to spending hours on that Shakespeare site

Ahem

Scott supplied an alternative that works
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
JeremyB:

website is still down for me
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JeremyB:

www.opensourceshakespeare.org...
  6:38pm
Sam:

Check “La-z-boy”
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Ciggy:

"Leftovers"
  6:39pm
morphe':

Couch or Coach ????
  6:39pm
Sam:

A couch on both your houses!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

'Polack' is in "Hamlet".
  6:40pm
Sam:

It was Prussia back then
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Wind:

i will change my last name...why not
  6:40pm
P-90:

Didn’t Titus Andronicus play football at SMU?
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Wind:

Breckman? ha!
Avatar 6:41pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Why limit it to human beings? How much would Andy pay to change a cat's last name to 'Breckman'?
  6:41pm
Sam:

Try to find a word that Aaron’s computer can’t say
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HyperDose:

He's a brick 🎺🎺🎺🎺 man!
  6:42pm
queems:

aaron always makes my day
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Handy Haversack:

Yeah, Mariano! Once more into the breach!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Sam:
In Shakespeare's time I think Poland was part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Prussia was a small—though very angry—state back then.
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Will the Sound Guy:

oh snap
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Handy Haversack:

If you'd wanted a concordance, I coulda got you a concordance. I know a guy.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I nominate the word "triangle."
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Handy Haversack:

Er ... oh. Hi, Will. This is awkward.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

'Punk' meant 'whore' back then.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

I wonder if Shakessphere ever dropped an F bomb in his play.....
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Will the Sound Guy:

Hi Handy
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Handy Haversack:

He used "tupping," Aaron, in Othello.
  6:45pm
P-90:

“punk, rock, concert” all words in Shakespeare
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Aaron in Minneapolis:
'Fut' is in Shakespeare, I forget where, used pretty clearly where one might use 'fuck' now.

(It wasn't that common a word for sex back then, 'swive' was more common, I gather.)
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Handy Haversack:

"Part," "time," "punks"?
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mariano:

Aaron: He does use the c-word, more or less. When Hamlet mentions "country matters" he's not giving the farm report.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Handy Haversack:

Pyramus and Thisbe had to use a chink.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

The more you know
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

mariano:
And I'll bet you know that very close to that usage there's 'nothing', which was slang for the same.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Kyle, aka wife of dale!
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Jim the Poet:

I'm late for dinner
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dale:

yesh. i was gonna get her a pretty little hat for calling in.
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HyperDose:

Kyle Breckman drinks Red Bull and punches drywall while wearing gas station sunglasses
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Jim the Poet:

Pretending for 30 seconds cost extra usually for me
  6:47pm
queems:

great word
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Ken From Hyde Park:

This is Kyle or Beavis on the line?
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dale:

where else you gonna get your ale ken?
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Handy Haversack:

Bunghole was a shoo-in!
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Jim the Poet:

Hamlet needs TP for his bunghole
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mariano:

Yeah, a bunghole is the hole at the bottom of a barrel or something like that, right?
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Handy Haversack:

It's where the bung goes, Mariano. Punk.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

It is in the graveyard scene, imagining the dust that was Alexander stopping-up an hole in a barrel.
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Lizardner Dave !:

I thought "bunghole" would've been two words back then.
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HyperDose:

Jim the Poet's feeling reckless tonight!
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dale:

crapulance.
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mariano:

OMG, I wanted to Google "profanity in Shakespeare" and absentmindedly typed "profanity in Shreveport."
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ike̶̬̕:

@Jim the Poet@6:48, you beat me to it. Kudos.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I think 'crapulent' might be in Shakespeare.
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Handy Haversack:

What were the highlights, Mariano?
  6:51pm
queems:

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
  6:51pm
P-90:

cornhole: not the Bard
  6:51pm
yippie:

if there's a word used by Shakespeare exactly once it's a hapax legomenon
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HyperDose:

Good deals on obscenity lawyers, Handy
  6:51pm
Glistener MW:

I, too, have noticed the drastic gender disparity between callers in the Shakespeare episode and callers in the “kill Putin” episode.
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chris in the redwoods:

topical!
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DjLorraine:

I heard a pineapple grower on a video say “bung it in the hole“ when planting it, a couple days ago.
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mariano:

Handy: Lots of "ding-dangedy-blast-it"s and whatnot.
  6:52pm
Glistener MW:

“FREE DBRECK-NEY!”
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Handy Haversack:

Shreveport: Where Grizzled 1890s Prospectors Still Get Respect, Consarnit!
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drew:

Ankle. Earlobe. Digit. Tough to guess.
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DjLorraine:

Your lymph glands clean the cells
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dale:

shoulda called in with 'fartuous'
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mariano:

An' don't let no flea-bitten sidewindin' varmint tell you otherwise!
  6:53pm
P-90:

Ken might wish his Eagles tattoo had only lasted a year and a half
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dale:

crapulent is about being drunk.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

'honorificabilitudinitatibus'
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Roberto:

Crapulence is perfectly cromulent.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

How does Andy feel about albino people with alopecia?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Drink to me only with thine eyes, & l will pledge with mine
  6:55pm
P-90:

“corpulent” is a winner, crapulent is modern American school kid slang
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dale:

i'm stewing in my own crapulence right now.
  6:55pm
Sam:

Shall I compare thee to a cat, or pillar?
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Lizardner Dave !:

Ken's selling the lake house? No chance of another show from a boat?
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Handy Haversack:

Half-remembered Handy Fact: Shakespeare used something like 400 different flower names. A contemporary and equally voluminous French playwright used 20.
  6:57pm
Listener Robert:

(Ken stalling Andy into stciking around.)
  6:57pm
Sam:

I think he’s selling his real house and moving to the lake house full time
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

The "National Lampoon Radio Hour" liked, I recall, the name 'Blechman' (meaning 'tinsmith')….
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Wind:

why don't you guys have the call in phone# on the website
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

FREEBIRDDDDDD
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mariano:

Thank you, Ken & Andy!

Interesting about the flowers, Handy.
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Wind:

i would have changed my name
  6:58pm
P-90:

“Exeunt Andy”
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy is crapulantly handsome.
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Wind:

Andy we love you
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Handy Haversack:

Gotta call in next time, Wind!
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HyperDose:

Thank you handsome boys XOXO
  6:59pm
Congratulations:

PORK TACOS FOR ALL

AND FOR ALL

GREAT NIGHT
  6:59pm
Sam:

Andy is vivacious and cute
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

THANK YOU WHORES
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Will the Sound Guy:

Thank you everyone!!!
  7:00pm
Congratulations:

I am SUCH A WHORE too
  7:00pm
Sam:

You guys are punks in the Shakespearean sense
  7:00pm
P-90:

The rest is silence
  7:01pm
Androu B.:

Great show! Thanx, Guys!
  7:07pm
Congratulations:

omg

Hyperdose predicted crap topically

Gotta dig parallelisms

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