Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 24, 2021 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:05pm
beej:

now it begins....
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HyperDose:

You can pledge AND dance. It's called multitasking, sweetie.
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

You wouldn't steal a car . . .
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Handy Haversack:

Put down that science pole, HyperDose -- you'll kill us all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Franco Twinkie:

Hopey, I ALLWAYS steal the paper plates from The Hat when I go in for a pastrami.
Avatar 6:08pm
Deborah:

No matter how destitute I am, I will always fulfill my pledge.
Avatar 6:09pm
HyperDose:

Sorry Handy, it's just...non-pledgers (who have the means to) really get my goat. They totally Britta'd it! >.<
  6:09pm
P-90:

I’ve got a buddy with the 3-5 year old wave pool brochures stacked on the coffee table. Not uncommon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The best remedy for non-pledging is to go ahead and pledge at 6:15 PM on March 10 ... just in time to soak Andy.
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mb:

Opening up my marathon mail right now. Thx to whomever packed and sent these. I miss doing it this year : (
  6:10pm
Retinox:

The pool is on the roof.
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Franco Twinkie:

Thanks for the tip Andy! It's kinda warm here today, I think I'll go buy some toothpicks and steal a brisket.
  6:10pm
Zetti:

I live in wave pool land. Really.
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khd:

go 2 hell
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Franco Twinkie:

That's not white out for your information.
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herb.nyc:

Why did the wfmu non pledger cross the street? Because wnyc comes in clearer there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
n8th3gr8:

i dont speak to nonpledgers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Handy Haversack:

Wait -- are people using her name to mean "made a small mistake"?

I think we're stretched about as thin as we can be, pledge-wise ... I say until it's week 2 of the Marathon and Julie's pumping out the hits and I realize that there are definitely still downgrades we can make in dog-food quality before things get desperate ...
  6:14pm
beej:

How do you know a non-pledger has been at your computer?
There're so considerate they've left some cheese for the mouse...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Handy Haversack:

Andy Breckman *is* Young Nehamkin!
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khd:

the book was atlas shrugged
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I remember paperback "Best Polish Jokes" books from back in the day. As a kid I thought they were funny.
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khd:

or the bible
  6:14pm
yippie:

they could have a wave pool in the mikveh
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Little Danny:

The unique anti-timing of Andy Breckman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

laura cantrell made me pledge. that and i think i was loaded at the time. i HAVE drunk pledged.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

In Jedwabne neither of our hosts, nor I, would have been 'Polish'.
  6:15pm
Retinox:

I was at Action Park a day after one of the wave pool drownings.
  6:16pm
P-90:

Then none of the members of the Non-Pledger Library pledged to the Ransom Fund to get the book back. THAT was the problem right there...
  6:16pm
Zetti:

Lol
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dale:

that was a sad joke.
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khd:

especially because it was a real story from texas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

andy is the bear in that sex scenario.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Ohhh myyyy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
unpopularfred:

I'd pledge to not have to watch that
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Franco Twinkie:

I had my first shot, can I we make it a three-way?
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello Dalphinius!
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HyperDose:

I love how Ken passively aggressively matches the enthusiasm (or lack therof) of the caller
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khd:

i liked that company joke :D
  6:19pm
Retinox:

Andy's material: Dixie riddle cups.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
n8th3gr8:

that could just mean that nonpledgers are bidet users
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herb.nyc:

I heard that several wfmu listener non pledgers were gonna pledge, until they learned Andy got his 2nd shot. (Non-zinger!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

Damn, these jokes are funny!
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Congrats on getting your first shot, Franco! I'm still waiting on mine.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi HyperDose, did you check your mail?
  6:20pm
P-90:

It’s a festival of half-Polishness
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herb.nyc:

Oh Andy, I’m Chinese...
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Jim the Poet:

Ahhhhhhhh
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tim from champaign (now washington):

If Ken and Andy make a baby, will it be 100% Polish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Asheville Jon:

that was a funny joke Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Surely we're not going to berate former pledgers who aren't currently pledging due to COVID-related financial hardships?
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HyperDose:

@Buddha You mean leave the confines of my apartment? You're funny! =]
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Asheville Jon:

speaking of ken & andy doin the nasty, is the 'trainwreck' gif still around?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Jim the Poet:

The part of that joke I heard sounded funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
n8th3gr8:

this joke lacks internal consistency with the other nonpledger toilet paper joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Franco Twinkie:

Hopey, I am looking forward to the day I can buy an order of chili fries we can share on the front lawn of the fire station next to The Hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

my wife is half polish. unfortunately it's the top half.
  6:24pm
Retinox:

First time pledger, long time listener?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
adampsyche:

the Chinese person here not me is gonna pledge for no more race jokes
  6:25pm
P-90:

As opposed to a non-functioning wave pool?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Handy Haversack:

Yeah, Ken FHP, that's really hard -- I wish I could add enough to get a few of them their T-shirts. But there's a limit not to what the dog will eat but to what I can slip past Kate's dog guardianship.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Tommy in Neversink:

I loved the interview last week
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I look forward to that as well, Franco! (mmmmm, chili fries . . .)
  6:26pm
Rando1:

Since this is a radio station it should be a WAV pool
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
dale:

prolly a lot of cholestoral inside andy breckman.
  6:28pm
Retinox:

It's an MP3 pool
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HyperDose:

Surprised Andy and Ken don't share joint ownership of a tandem bicycle
  6:28pm
Rando1:

Can't make as many waves with compressed audio!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

i'd like to hear 'andy breckman - the hungry years.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Asheville Jon:

oh brother, the 7Sd wfmu trainwreck gif is still posted,
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khd:

@asheville jon - lol i remember taht show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

is bad show insurance still active?
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khd:

ken should definitely put that one on the replay list
  6:32pm
Retinox:

Need a rimshot GIF...
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Little Danny:

I like the silences after the punchlines.
  6:32pm
P-90:

Will the “Inside Andy” documentary cover his experiences touring with Don Maclean?
  6:33pm
yippie:

king solomon said cut the chile in half
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Asheville Jon:

i agree, but if interested it is july 12, 2017
wfmu.org...
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HyperDose:

He's stealing the air! Somebody get Alex Jones on the line.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Franco Twinkie:

That's it, I'm gonna go find some chili! Thanks for the idea you two goofballs.
  6:34pm
JB:

what's the new number?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Voodoo Chille @Franco Twinkie
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Handy Haversack:

201-KEN-9368
  6:35pm
queems:

what did i just walk into
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khd:

a bar
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khd:

inside there's a rabbi, a priest and a dentist...
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khd:

that's all i got...
  6:36pm
queems:

then why am i not having a good time
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HyperDose:

The mail Ken sent to my house. The violation of privacy. The shirtless photo with Matt's Tiki mug. Beyond the pale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
PaulRobeson1920:

...sharing a bowl of voodoo chillii
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Handy Haversack:

It's a dry county, queems.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Aha ... I can receive WRRV in my car, but I choose not to.
  6:37pm
Rando1:

"What is this, some kinda joke...?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

wrrv is a commercial station - no pledgers. wvkr is listener supported and probably not many listeners support it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Handy Haversack:

Ken, does it come in any better in an RV?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Dale, I'm a DJ on WVKR, and no, not many people support us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Possibly, Handy, especially in the Red River Valley.
  6:38pm
queems:

@handy ugh just my luck
  6:39pm
carrots:

Duane Train!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Asheville Jon:

i pledged $5 when the total pledged to the station so far was under $400! woo hoo!
  6:39pm
P-90:

“If you don’t like what you hear, turn off the radio, shake it vigorously for 30 seconds, and turn it back in...”
  6:40pm
carrots:

He was awesome but there was moments ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

what show pigeons and rust? i havn't donated in a couple of years. but i don't listen to it much anymore.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Handy Haversack:

Why rileage ray vary, of course.
  6:40pm
WantageInsomniac:

Deano hasn't been LEENALCHI'd yet
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mb:

Thats ZOE!
  6:41pm
Rando1:

Hey, sometimes you can tune in to hear industrial grinding noise, turn it off, check back 15 minutes later and hear the same noise
  6:41pm
BH:

the caller is talking about Zoe B.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Before I grew roots here, I listened to WVKR and pledged to them. I liked their Vicious Metal program on Monday evenings. The DJ on International Pulse is an associate of mine.
  6:41pm
queems:

i changed my mind, that guy was entertaining
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PaulRobeson1920:

and all of a suddenn... LOL
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khd:

got'em
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Jim the Poet:

A non-pledger went into a bar. And got arrested. Because it's illegal to go to bars now.
  6:42pm
queems:

every time i go in an mri machine i’m like “this sounds like wfmu”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I play 78s and old time radio shows on Sunday nights, and this week I'm filling in on Friday for Jonny's 'Bachelor Pad at Colony 3,' where Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Henry Mancini
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Handy Haversack:

queems, one day there will be an MRI tech who says, "That's why I love this job!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
knarf:

hey what's the new number again?
  6:43pm
Zetti:

I luv MRI music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
JeremyB:

201 539 9368
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dale:

i LOVE bert kaempfert!
  6:44pm
Rando1:

"This herniated disc sounds like something I heard on Spin Age Blasters the other day"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
JeremyB:

How do you hide money from a non-pledger?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

was ivy as hot as all they guys said? i like her 7 year summer show a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
JeremyB:

Million answers there, but my favorite is Hide it under the soap. Because they are dirty!
  6:45pm
morphe':

is it really a new #?
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dale:

i liked dawn at dawn. she wanted that sunday night slot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Handy Haversack:

For studio B, I think, morph.
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Asheville Jon:

wmmr john debella and the morning ZOOOOOOOOOO
  6:47pm
morphe':

Hasids with WNEW cassettes.....!!!! Nachim????
  6:47pm
P-90:

Ken killed the Israeli pledge market
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
knarf:

lol i called that number and got an annoyed person on the line
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

No, untrue words can hurt a lot. Ask the survivors of any lynching or genocide victim.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

I knew a non-pledger that went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Ivy is a wonderful person! I'll pass along the compliments to Dawn, hopefully she can come back post-Covid but right now we are limited on who can come in live
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HyperDose:

Or a non-witch!
  6:50pm
Retinox:

These jokes suck. Is Shaloub writing them?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Handy Haversack:

Are nonpledgers easy to spot? Ify!
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ledzeppelinsucks:

I buy shit from the store. And those little icon next to the handles remind me of tattoos.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

i;m friends with dawn on fb. i know she has a baby that comes first.
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khd:

haha those exist
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Mr Breckman ought to take comfort in an old Dana Gould bit I've recently heard, in which he claimed that Stephen Hawking, whom many then would say were the smartest person in the world, destroyed his marriage for failing to erase his browser and e-mail history.
  6:52pm
P-90:

That old half-Polish “solar-powered flashlight” joke...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

she was on an episode of mac's antique phonograph hour with rich conaty. it was like a bizzaro world collision of the stations i liked then.
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ledzeppelinsucks:

What would Phil Collins name be if he was black?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
jbjb:

What did the non-pledger ask Tucker Carlson in the airport bathroom after asking Tucker to fix his hair? "where'd you get that bow tie?"
  6:53pm
Retinox:

Grants on YOUR fly
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HyperDose:

And once again we ask ourselves "why are we here?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Tommy in Neversink:

I ask my non pledger neighbor if the rotated the tires on his car . He told me they were rotating all the time
  6:55pm
Retinox:

Stern is funny tho
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What did one non-pledger say to his identical twin?

"Wow, are you ugly!"
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HyperDose:

Guys why are you bullying non-pledgers? What about tolerance and understanding?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

play fockin' poco ken. be a man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

oooh. mrs. neil young!
  6:58pm
Retinox:

Breckman is the last vaudevillian
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ledzeppelinsucks:

Offer MAGA and Confederate Flag icons and watch the donations explode.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
PaulRobeson1920:

Baby.

Might even raise a little sand! Voodoo Chili satiates every time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
adampsyche:

I woulda loved to pledge a stupid amount for a pair of tickets to the wfmu holiday party
  6:59pm
P-90:

I bet Jackson is a non-pledger...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I fixed Rich Conaty's toilet. Ah, it's a small world
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Franco Twinkie:

Oh shut up you two. I saw Jackson Browne changing a flat tire on the Pasadena Freeway. Do you even understand what that means!?!
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PaulRobeson1920:

3 parts bean 1 pArt sour cream
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ledzeppelinsucks:

Thanks for the mid range show.
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dale:

ha ha! nice pidge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
dale:

dawn drove his nash.
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