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The program formerly known as Seven Second Delay, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:05pm beej:

now it begins....
Avatar 6:05pm HyperDose:

You can pledge AND dance. It's called multitasking, sweetie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

You wouldn't steal a car . . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Handy Haversack:

Put down that science pole, HyperDose -- you'll kill us all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Franco Twinkie:

Hopey, I ALLWAYS steal the paper plates from The Hat when I go in for a pastrami.
Avatar 6:08pm Deborah:

No matter how destitute I am, I will always fulfill my pledge.
Avatar 6:09pm HyperDose:

Sorry Handy, it's just...non-pledgers (who have the means to) really get my goat. They totally Britta'd it! >.<
  6:09pm P-90:

I’ve got a buddy with the 3-5 year old wave pool brochures stacked on the coffee table. Not uncommon.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The best remedy for non-pledging is to go ahead and pledge at 6:15 PM on March 10 ... just in time to soak Andy.
Avatar 6:10pm mb:

Opening up my marathon mail right now. Thx to whomever packed and sent these. I miss doing it this year : (
  6:10pm Retinox:

The pool is on the roof.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Franco Twinkie:

Thanks for the tip Andy! It's kinda warm here today, I think I'll go buy some toothpicks and steal a brisket.
  Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Zetti:

I live in wave pool land. Really.
Avatar 6:11pm khd:

go 2 hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Franco Twinkie:

That's not white out for your information.
Avatar 6:12pm herb.nyc:

Why did the wfmu non pledger cross the street? Because wnyc comes in clearer there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm n8th3gr8:

i dont speak to nonpledgers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Handy Haversack:

Wait -- are people using her name to mean "made a small mistake"?

I think we're stretched about as thin as we can be, pledge-wise ... I say until it's week 2 of the Marathon and Julie's pumping out the hits and I realize that there are definitely still downgrades we can make in dog-food quality before things get desperate ...
  6:14pm beej:

How do you know a non-pledger has been at your computer?
There're so considerate they've left some cheese for the mouse...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Handy Haversack:

Andy Breckman *is* Young Nehamkin!
Avatar 6:14pm khd:

the book was atlas shrugged
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I remember paperback "Best Polish Jokes" books from back in the day. As a kid I thought they were funny.
Avatar 6:14pm khd:

or the bible
  6:14pm yippie:

they could have a wave pool in the mikveh
Avatar 6:15pm Little Danny:

The unique anti-timing of Andy Breckman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm dale:

laura cantrell made me pledge. that and i think i was loaded at the time. i HAVE drunk pledged.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

In Jedwabne neither of our hosts, nor I, would have been 'Polish'.
  6:15pm Retinox:

I was at Action Park a day after one of the wave pool drownings.
  6:16pm P-90:

Then none of the members of the Non-Pledger Library pledged to the Ransom Fund to get the book back. THAT was the problem right there...
  Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Zetti:

Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm dale:

that was a sad joke.
Avatar 6:17pm khd:

especially because it was a real story from texas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm dale:

andy is the bear in that sex scenario.
Avatar 6:18pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Ohhh myyyy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm unpopularfred:

I'd pledge to not have to watch that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Franco Twinkie:

I had my first shot, can I we make it a three-way?
Avatar 6:18pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello Dalphinius!
Avatar 6:18pm HyperDose:

I love how Ken passively aggressively matches the enthusiasm (or lack therof) of the caller
Avatar 6:19pm khd:

i liked that company joke :D
  6:19pm Retinox:

Andy's material: Dixie riddle cups.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm n8th3gr8:

that could just mean that nonpledgers are bidet users
Avatar 6:19pm herb.nyc:

I heard that several wfmu listener non pledgers were gonna pledge, until they learned Andy got his 2nd shot. (Non-zinger!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm tim from champaign (now washington):

Damn, these jokes are funny!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Congrats on getting your first shot, Franco! I'm still waiting on mine.
Avatar 6:20pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi HyperDose, did you check your mail?
  6:20pm P-90:

It’s a festival of half-Polishness
Avatar 6:20pm herb.nyc:

Oh Andy, I’m Chinese...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Jim the Poet:

Ahhhhhhhh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm tim from champaign (now washington):

If Ken and Andy make a baby, will it be 100% Polish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Asheville Jon:

that was a funny joke Andy
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Surely we're not going to berate former pledgers who aren't currently pledging due to COVID-related financial hardships?
Avatar 6:21pm HyperDose:

@Buddha You mean leave the confines of my apartment? You're funny! =]
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Asheville Jon:

speaking of ken & andy doin the nasty, is the 'trainwreck' gif still around?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Jim the Poet:

The part of that joke I heard sounded funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm n8th3gr8:

this joke lacks internal consistency with the other nonpledger toilet paper joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Franco Twinkie:

Hopey, I am looking forward to the day I can buy an order of chili fries we can share on the front lawn of the fire station next to The Hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm dale:

my wife is half polish. unfortunately it's the top half.
  6:24pm Retinox:

First time pledger, long time listener?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm adampsyche:

the Chinese person here not me is gonna pledge for no more race jokes
  6:25pm P-90:

As opposed to a non-functioning wave pool?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Handy Haversack:

Yeah, Ken FHP, that's really hard -- I wish I could add enough to get a few of them their T-shirts. But there's a limit not to what the dog will eat but to what I can slip past Kate's dog guardianship.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Tommy in Neversink:

I loved the interview last week
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I look forward to that as well, Franco! (mmmmm, chili fries . . .)
  6:26pm Rando1:

Since this is a radio station it should be a WAV pool
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm dale:

prolly a lot of cholestoral inside andy breckman.
  6:28pm Retinox:

It's an MP3 pool
Avatar 6:28pm HyperDose:

Surprised Andy and Ken don't share joint ownership of a tandem bicycle
  6:28pm Rando1:

Can't make as many waves with compressed audio!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm dale:

i'd like to hear 'andy breckman - the hungry years.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Asheville Jon:

oh brother, the 7Sd wfmu trainwreck gif is still posted,
Avatar 6:31pm khd:

@asheville jon - lol i remember taht show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm dale:

is bad show insurance still active?
Avatar 6:32pm khd:

ken should definitely put that one on the replay list
  6:32pm Retinox:

Need a rimshot GIF...
Avatar 6:32pm Little Danny:

I like the silences after the punchlines.
  6:32pm P-90:

Will the “Inside Andy” documentary cover his experiences touring with Don Maclean?
  6:33pm yippie:

king solomon said cut the chile in half
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Asheville Jon:

i agree, but if interested it is july 12, 2017
wfmu.org...
Avatar 6:33pm HyperDose:

He's stealing the air! Somebody get Alex Jones on the line.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Franco Twinkie:

That's it, I'm gonna go find some chili! Thanks for the idea you two goofballs.
  6:34pm JB:

what's the new number?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm PaulRobeson1920:

Voodoo Chille @Franco Twinkie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Handy Haversack:

201-KEN-9368
  6:35pm queems:

what did i just walk into
Avatar 6:36pm khd:

a bar
Avatar 6:36pm khd:

inside there's a rabbi, a priest and a dentist...
Avatar 6:36pm khd:

that's all i got...
  6:36pm queems:

then why am i not having a good time
Avatar 6:37pm HyperDose:

The mail Ken sent to my house. The violation of privacy. The shirtless photo with Matt's Tiki mug. Beyond the pale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm PaulRobeson1920:

...sharing a bowl of voodoo chillii
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Handy Haversack:

It's a dry county, queems.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Aha ... I can receive WRRV in my car, but I choose not to.
  6:37pm Rando1:

"What is this, some kinda joke...?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm dale:

wrrv is a commercial station - no pledgers. wvkr is listener supported and probably not many listeners support it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Handy Haversack:

Ken, does it come in any better in an RV?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm PigeonsAndRust:

Dale, I'm a DJ on WVKR, and no, not many people support us!
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Possibly, Handy, especially in the Red River Valley.
  6:38pm queems:

@handy ugh just my luck
  6:39pm carrots:

Duane Train!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Asheville Jon:

i pledged $5 when the total pledged to the station so far was under $400! woo hoo!
  6:39pm P-90:

“If you don’t like what you hear, turn off the radio, shake it vigorously for 30 seconds, and turn it back in...”
  6:40pm carrots:

He was awesome but there was moments ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm dale:

what show pigeons and rust? i havn't donated in a couple of years. but i don't listen to it much anymore.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Handy Haversack:

Why rileage ray vary, of course.
  Swag For Life Member 6:40pm WantageInsomniac:

Deano hasn't been LEENALCHI'd yet
Avatar 6:40pm mb:

Thats ZOE!
  6:41pm Rando1:

Hey, sometimes you can tune in to hear industrial grinding noise, turn it off, check back 15 minutes later and hear the same noise
  6:41pm BH:

the caller is talking about Zoe B.
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Before I grew roots here, I listened to WVKR and pledged to them. I liked their Vicious Metal program on Monday evenings. The DJ on International Pulse is an associate of mine.
  6:41pm queems:

i changed my mind, that guy was entertaining
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm PaulRobeson1920:

and all of a suddenn... LOL
Avatar 6:41pm khd:

got'em
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Jim the Poet:

A non-pledger went into a bar. And got arrested. Because it's illegal to go to bars now.
  6:42pm queems:

every time i go in an mri machine i’m like “this sounds like wfmu”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm PigeonsAndRust:

I play 78s and old time radio shows on Sunday nights, and this week I'm filling in on Friday for Jonny's 'Bachelor Pad at Colony 3,' where Arnold Schwarzenegger meets Henry Mancini
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Handy Haversack:

queems, one day there will be an MRI tech who says, "That's why I love this job!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm knarf:

hey what's the new number again?
  Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Zetti:

I luv MRI music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm JeremyB:

201 539 9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm dale:

i LOVE bert kaempfert!
  6:44pm Rando1:

"This herniated disc sounds like something I heard on Spin Age Blasters the other day"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm JeremyB:

How do you hide money from a non-pledger?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm dale:

was ivy as hot as all they guys said? i like her 7 year summer show a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm JeremyB:

Million answers there, but my favorite is Hide it under the soap. Because they are dirty!
  6:45pm morphe':

is it really a new #?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm dale:

i liked dawn at dawn. she wanted that sunday night slot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Handy Haversack:

For studio B, I think, morph.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Asheville Jon:

wmmr john debella and the morning ZOOOOOOOOOO
  6:47pm morphe':

Hasids with WNEW cassettes.....!!!! Nachim????
  6:47pm P-90:

Ken killed the Israeli pledge market
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm knarf:

lol i called that number and got an annoyed person on the line
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

No, untrue words can hurt a lot. Ask the survivors of any lynching or genocide victim.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm tim from champaign (now washington):

I knew a non-pledger that went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm PigeonsAndRust:

Ivy is a wonderful person! I'll pass along the compliments to Dawn, hopefully she can come back post-Covid but right now we are limited on who can come in live
Avatar 6:49pm HyperDose:

Or a non-witch!
  6:50pm Retinox:

These jokes suck. Is Shaloub writing them?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Handy Haversack:

Are nonpledgers easy to spot? Ify!
Avatar 6:51pm ledzeppelinsucks:

I buy shit from the store. And those little icon next to the handles remind me of tattoos.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm dale:

i;m friends with dawn on fb. i know she has a baby that comes first.
Avatar 6:51pm khd:

haha those exist
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Mr Breckman ought to take comfort in an old Dana Gould bit I've recently heard, in which he claimed that Stephen Hawking, whom many then would say were the smartest person in the world, destroyed his marriage for failing to erase his browser and e-mail history.
  6:52pm P-90:

That old half-Polish “solar-powered flashlight” joke...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm dale:

she was on an episode of mac's antique phonograph hour with rich conaty. it was like a bizzaro world collision of the stations i liked then.
Avatar 6:53pm ledzeppelinsucks:

What would Phil Collins name be if he was black?
Avatar 6:53pm jbjb:

What did the non-pledger ask Tucker Carlson in the airport bathroom after asking Tucker to fix his hair? "where'd you get that bow tie?"
  6:53pm Retinox:

Grants on YOUR fly
Avatar 6:54pm HyperDose:

And once again we ask ourselves "why are we here?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Tommy in Neversink:

I ask my non pledger neighbor if the rotated the tires on his car . He told me they were rotating all the time
  6:55pm Retinox:

Stern is funny tho
Avatar Fuzzy Glover Hellraiser 2021 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What did one non-pledger say to his identical twin?

"Wow, are you ugly!"
Avatar 6:56pm HyperDose:

Guys why are you bullying non-pledgers? What about tolerance and understanding?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm dale:

play fockin' poco ken. be a man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm dale:

oooh. mrs. neil young!
  6:58pm Retinox:

Breckman is the last vaudevillian
Avatar 6:58pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Offer MAGA and Confederate Flag icons and watch the donations explode.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm PaulRobeson1920:

Baby.

Might even raise a little sand! Voodoo Chili satiates every time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm adampsyche:

I woulda loved to pledge a stupid amount for a pair of tickets to the wfmu holiday party
  6:59pm P-90:

I bet Jackson is a non-pledger...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm PigeonsAndRust:

I fixed Rich Conaty's toilet. Ah, it's a small world
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Franco Twinkie:

Oh shut up you two. I saw Jackson Browne changing a flat tire on the Pasadena Freeway. Do you even understand what that means!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm PaulRobeson1920:

3 parts bean 1 pArt sour cream
Avatar 7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Thanks for the mid range show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm dale:

ha ha! nice pidge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm dale:

dawn drove his nash.
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