Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 10, 2021 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting February 10, 2021: Andy Breckman, Love Consultant

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm
Little Danny:

This should be good.
Avatar 6:03pm
HyperDose:

Hooray they're still on the air! Oooh broken hearts, this one's gonna get deep! How big of a joint should I roll?
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dale:

we're all in the masticatorium tonight.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Judging by his jokes, I'd assumed that Mr Breckman were a Bazooka Joe man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I hope they do Ken's original idea for this show at some point.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
paddy in matawan:

puff puff pass @hyperD
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Bubble-blowing ability were used as a proxy for general dexterity with the tongue?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Was Mr Breckman attending the work meeting using a cat filter?
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paddy in matawan:

Don't blow Bubbles. He's a clown.
Avatar 6:07pm
(Murakami Whywolf):

Hopey Sockmonkey:
I encouraged Mr Freedman to change back to the original idea without telling Mr Breckman. I think that would go well.
Avatar 6:09pm
HyperDose:

Ken still owes us an explanation about the myth of WMFU and Mount Hope. Probably some sort of front to clean his dirty money.
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

(Murakami Whywolf): Now, THAT would be a show.
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Ivan:

Never mention post-it notes to Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oh dang, I got a bunch of dates on Nerve back in the early 00s.
Avatar 6:16pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

'Past results are no guaranty of future performance.', as I tell my wife regularly.
Avatar 6:19pm
HyperDose:

For dating sites/apps, if you want to go the free route, OK Cupid is your best option. Set the bar low!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

i'd like that. tells me she isn't a gold digger and probably not that into me. which make me want them more.
  6:19pm
queems:

pam!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
common:

ah...love
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
melinda:

I thought they were saying "Nerb" and didn't understand the reference.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I too would love to know about any sites that welcome the post menopausal.
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βrian:

What is the best carbon dating site? This is what I need to know.
Avatar 6:26pm
Deborah:

A while back I was thinking of trying J Date. Perhaps I will.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Plus if the user name was intensedude89 they'd probably only be 30.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi! Anyone here enjoy long walks on the beach?
Avatar 6:27pm
Doug in JC:

@Deborah I know people who have done well there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
melinda:

I like hearing Ken & Andy use young person dating lingo
Avatar 6:27pm
HyperDose:

Some women put friend referrals in their profiles. It's pretty cool.
  6:28pm
manana:

guess intensity can be offputting...
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DCE:

You fellas crack me up
  6:30pm
queems:

i met several of my bfs on okcupid and a many of them were total psychos
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

he's drinking a sizzlurp.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

i just met women in bars. i'm old fashioned.
  6:32pm
manana:

@ken, only with sincere people-the centerfold standard
Avatar 6:32pm
Deborah:

@Doug in JC
I just need to get in the mood to do it. Probably after I get vaccinated and there is more freedom. I would not feel comfortable engaging in the dating ritual now.
Avatar 6:32pm
Doug in JC:

@queems lol but also yikes
Avatar 6:33pm
βrian:

These swells are making me a bit queasy.
Avatar 6:33pm
Doug in JC:

Yeah Deborah, I imagine it would be a purely online relationship for a little while. Which is a thing though!
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PMD:

@queems welll guess I should look for another.
  6:34pm
queems:

@doug there is something to be said about knowing you hate someone immediately, face to face
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Ken From Hyde Park:

"There are two words you should never use. One is swell and the other is lousy."
"OK, give us the lousy one first and get it out of the way."
  6:35pm
queems:

@pmd my current bf is from there though and he is 95% a gem! it is worth a shot
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PMD:

So I wonder if I should put a link to this archive on my profile...
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

As a woman, I just want to be spoken to like a PERSON.
Avatar 6:36pm
HyperDose:

OK Cupid - Best free option. Uses a quiz system where you give your answer and the answer you'd like your "perfect" partner to choose. Match percentages are based on that. You see if someone messaged you when you both match.
Bumble - Women message men first. Decent, but not a great option if you're looking for a quick connection.
Match.com - Probably the longest running paid option
Plentyoffish - Became infiltrated with spam/catfishes since the early 2010's. Avoid.
Tinder - Avoid like the plague if you're looking for anything serious

Hope this helps!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PMD:

I was told by I met from the site that every woman's profile has a photo with a yoga pose.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
PMD:

@HyperDose, thanks...
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PMD:

what about hinge?
  6:37pm
queems:

i wrote in my profile about how i moved to the suburbs and needed someone to sort my recycling and take it out to the curb and my bf wrote to me about how god he was at trying cardboard and i was all in
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Buddha of Suburbia:

LOL! Queems and two years later still going strong!
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dale:

pandemic has been good for me in that my wife doesn't want to eat out or order take in anymore. plus she hasn't gone for a 100 dollar color and cut in a year. we're saving money.
  6:38pm
queems:

*good *tying you get the idea
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HyperDose:

True, going by pictures alone, every woman does yoga and has been to Machu Picchu, and every guy either goes hunting and doesn't own a shirt.

@PMD I've only seen Hinge in sponsored ads. Probably a short fad app with a tiny userbase that will die out.
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melinda:

@HyperDose that's funny. I'm not on any dating sites but I've heard the same thing about Machu Picchu.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

I decided to go grey and let my bangs cover my eyes. I look like a mysterious cat lady. Speaking of cats,Queems...
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PMD:

@HyperDose LOL! Guess I should remove the Machu Picchu photo. But mine has a llama face and a photobombing bird in it.
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Deborah:

@Doug in JC
Except I teach online and am online so much, I am usually so done. But that is an excuse.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
PMD:

@queems that's great!
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melinda:

Yoga poses are so over.
  6:41pm
queems:

@buddha grey is the way to go! cats not included
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Mr. Pumpy:

Ken...don't be coy. Andy is being disgusting. surprise, surprise.
  6:42pm
wenzo llc.:

I thought plenty of fish was "christian" themed...?
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dale:

fly tying websites are very sensual. just saying....
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HyperDose:

@queems Twine-handling skills are ESSENTIAL. You have good taste!
@PMD Vacation photos are cool if you don't overdo it. As a straight man, my biggest pet peeve is the photo with multiple friends. At least tell us which one you are in the caption lol
Avatar 6:42pm
Deborah:

Buddha of Suburbia: I didn't color my hair after pandemic. It is short, spiked, so cool. The hair person put blue highlights in front and I love it. So much freedom in abandoning the dye!
  6:42pm
queems:

christian mingle is the christian dating site. also has a terrible hallmark channel movie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Mr. Pumpy:

Plenty of fish is marine life themed.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I met my wife much as Mr Breckman appears to have met his first wife, as a consequence have never dated either, and the whole thing looks to me to be designed to make the sexes hate each other.

On a related note, the friendliest divorce I know ended a marriage into which the couple's parents had forced them. By so doing, the parents gave them the gift of lack of full responsibility for the marriage, so neither felt the need for the other to have done something or been someone terrible to make the dissolution not their own fault.
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PMD:

@HyperDose - good thing I have no friends. no need to worry about that. ha
  6:44pm
queems:

@hyperdose in my city we have to sort recycling 9 ways so i had to outsource
  6:44pm
BH:

hey, somebody talk to that dog
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Doug in JC:

Is eHarmony still around? I think that was the one gave you the boot if you filled out your religion as "atheist"
  6:44pm
?:

spoiled americans
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PMD:

Farmers Only!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Ciggy:

I comingle
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HyperDose:

@PMD I hear ya. In the same boat myself haha
@queems I live above a restaurant and I guess the landlord got tired of getting fined, we finally got a recycling bin a few years ago.
  6:46pm
Marie:

"Grow an emotional support entity on your body."--one of the best things I've heard in a long time :>)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

isn't it christian mingle or eharmony? or jesus speed date?
Avatar 6:49pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Autistic pople are, very generally speaking, a lot like the people who would make good office-holders but are bad campaigners. We seem very often to be bad at finding mates but good at being in couples if our quirks are under control—though decompensation under stress or with age can be a problem. (Our frequent distaste for lying is, I think, a net-plus, at least in the major things, like not hiding money or committing adultery or being deceptive about wanting children or not.)
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Give Zachary the Demon Voice.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

How's Farmer's Only? I'm just curious.
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HyperDose:

Zoosk was a cool Facebook plugin-esque dating site. Met an ex through that.
This is also eye-opening as to who owns all the sites: en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar 6:50pm
Doug in JC:

btw, if I may, grey hair is +100
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
adampsyche:

I prank signed up a coworker for the farmer one once
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
PMD:

That's an excellent question. Pandemic or chess?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

boods - do you know allis chalmers orange from massey harris pumpkin? asking for a friend.
  6:51pm
manana:

oh man... big hurt coming
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khd:

go 2 hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
adampsyche:

what's the topic? missed it but dating something
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Buddha of Suburbia:

OOH! Huggle, Blendr, and Spoonr sound like fun! Do they still exist? HyperDOse, you're a professionl online dater.
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dale:

do you really want a gf with a beard?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I often wonder how well the cinematic relationships we see forged under difficult circumstances fare when there're no longer zombies or terrorists attacking.

Living with a time horizon greater than ten minutes can create stresses of its own—and of course the stress of an alienated job can be worse than fighting for one's life, which at least one generally _cares_ about.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale, LOL!! No, I do not. (frantically googling pumpkin resources ).
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Uh, what if "Dragon's Den" is a site for _looking_ for beards?
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dale:

artisinal bartender .com.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PMD:

omg. I went to bristlr site and there's a huge beard there. I guess if it creeped me out I don't want the beard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

is there an earhairlovers.net?
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HyperDose:

@Buddha You kind of have to be if you're one of the few remaining people with morals and values. Gotta protect yourself, it's rough out here! >.<
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Buddha of Suburbia:

We should make up a dating site.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

In a Jewish context (in the P.M.), a beard reminds one to be charitable (righteous): 'Thou shalt not round the corners of one‘s face.' is textually nearly identical to 'Thou shalt not round the corners of one‘s fields.', the latter being a primary mechanism for charity in the Old Times. (Poor people would glean the corners.)
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khd:

i just shaved and it feels great
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adampsyche:

I have been with me wife for 11 years and we met on that okcupid thing
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HyperDose:

@adampsyche You give me hope

Thank you Ken and Andy, this has been comedic and enlightening. If you're lucky enough to have someone, hold them close and love them like your life depends on it. Best of luck to the rest of us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

i met my wife on can i buy you a drink?
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dale:

thank you ken. goodnight andy.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

My COVID beard is almost a year old. Nice show, dudes! Take care!
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