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January 27, 2017: Monkey Stories
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Listener comments! | |
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![]() HI WEIRDOS |
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![]() RRRROOOOBBBBOOOOTTTTSSS!!!! |
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![]() Hello Everyone |
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![]() Robots! Quit stealing American jobs! |
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![]() Monkey. Monkey stories. |
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![]() Monkey, is that French for Monkey? Like Filet Mignon? |
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![]() i say it's give or take 20 mins til someone calls in about fucking/wanting to fuck a monkey. 15 minutes til a caller compares an ex to one. |
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![]() Meant Mionkey, damn autocorrect. Sorry Fringy |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:04pm
Heyjoletsgo:
yeh yeh! SHUT UP WEIRDO!! |
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![]() ROBYN!!!!!! |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:04pm
Heyjoletsgo:
Thanks for putting the t-shirts on the wfmu store!! |
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![]() oh MAN this is the best episode of SUW EVER!!! |
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![]() What about Lion Stories? |
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![]() (chanting like U-S-A) R-O-B-Y-N! R-O-B-Y-N! R-O-B-Y-N! R-O-B-Y-N! |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:05pm
Heyjoletsgo:
Next t-shirt should be a hot dog sandwich shirt! |
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![]() omg i love fried eggs for dinner michele <3 |
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![]() ok ted. |
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![]() First caller will talk about flingin' poo. Guaranted. |
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![]() I'd like five fried eggs and a milk. |
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![]() if SUW is a hotdog sandwich, who is the hot dog and who is the sandwich? |
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![]() I would like one of those monkey hats they wear, though. Either the bellhop hat or the cowboy hat. Actual size. |
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![]() @Robyn, just happy you're here. The comments board missed you. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:09pm
DONALD TRUMP:
IM REMOVING ALL TAX FROM HOT DOGS | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:09pm
Mikeeee:
When my mom was a young girl, circa 1950's, a monkey threw doo-doo at her. Missed unfortunately | |
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![]() Whats the over under on "Harambe" calls? |
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![]() And quit eating those brats and chorizos. They're taking American jobs. |
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![]() @ted i know, i'm kidding you <3 |
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![]() Monkey brain soup on the menu! nothingornothing.wordpress.com... |
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![]() When we were kids, we always wanted to go to the zoo to see the red-butted baboon. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:11pm
throwbackvernacular:
monkey shit fight at the zoo: at the ape chamber all those monkeys throwin feces. cept for one going for broke, he was throwin his poo up high in the air, and it rained down upon him... so that happened | |
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![]() Do you guys know the Brassens song "Le Gorille?" It's about a horny gorilla who breaks lose and fucks a federal judge. Frangry will understand it, it's in French. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:12pm
dale:
i don't have any monkey stories. sheep stories, yes. |
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![]() "Monkeys on acid", HA HA HA |
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![]() Michele doen't consume corn in movie form. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:13pm
throwbackvernacular:
I have threatened people: i'm gonna come at you like a monkey with 2 straight razors in its fists. | |
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![]() lol what musicals has michele seen that feature "FFN" |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:13pm
AL:
9 AM after spending all night drinking homemade wine in creepy rural New Jersey, we stopped in New Hope, PA en route back to Philadelphia, basically to throw up. Gathered ourselves and, still queasy, decided to spend a few minutes making sure we were okay. Wandered into a store. Its ceiling was covered in mirror shards, the owner was nowhere in evidence but there WAS a tiny rhesus monkey in a diaper wandering around. No. | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:14pm
throwbackvernacular:
not gay but I would make love to ryan gosling as if he were a sweet lady | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:14pm
dale:
this is a rooster story about a monkey story. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:14pm
throwbackvernacular:
a fetching man | |
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![]() There's a local beer here called Monkey Knife Fight. |
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![]() Has anyone ever been to Jungle Habitat? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:15pm
throwbackvernacular:
monkey on acid with straight razors... I shudder | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:16pm
JimmyfromKearny:
Angry monkeys can rip your face and your junk off.. | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:16pm
Heyjoletsgo:
YES ROSTER |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:16pm
throwbackvernacular:
the stuff nightmares are made of | |
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![]() Its no whale penis. I mean its not like people are taxidermying them. |
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![]() When does Scott get out? |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:16pm
dale:
which genetalia are we supposed to google? |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
Heyjoletsgo:
ostriches ,mating is hilarious, watch the whole process |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
Heyjoletsgo:
It is rediculous |
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![]() @ carmichael i think next december |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
Holly from New Zealand:
Tapir have a really weird penis too | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
Heyjoletsgo:
booo |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
throwbackvernacular:
suw reaction sounds like standard fare in regards to my unit...its always like wtf. | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:17pm
JimmyfromKearny:
Has anyone been to the bar "The Iron Monkey" near WFMU...? | |
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![]() great now ostrich penis is in the search history, again |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
Heyjoletsgo:
but maybe not as bad as orlando |
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![]() Good for him, Frang. Let's throw a kegger for him. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
Heyjoletsgo:
at least we learn something |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
Holly from New Zealand:
I really can't stand that guy | |
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![]() of course know-it-all guy replies to "what's up" with a sentence. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
Heyjoletsgo:
hahahhaahah |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
throwbackvernacular:
happy as a drunk monkey | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:18pm
Kayle in Toronto:
There's a lot of psych research that involved injecting baboons with cocaine... for science |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:19pm
dale:
isn't there a movie called 'daydream believer - the monkeys story?' |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:19pm
Heyjoletsgo:
he is blind, he got tricked by Ken and Andy |
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![]() Someone should publish a book with the stuff he calls in with (swag possibility). |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:20pm
Holly from New Zealand:
GREAT idea Ken | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:20pm
throwbackvernacular:
helper monkey got into my acid stash, then broke into my fuckin gun cabinet... haven't entered my house in days. | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:20pm
Heyjoletsgo:
pancake |
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![]() this is a sincere story? what show am i listening to |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:21pm
throwbackvernacular:
miche you kinda say sensitive weird. | |
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![]() @Kayle ever seen Shakma |
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![]() HA HA, just the concept of "helper monkey" is hilarious. So many possibilities ... |
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![]() @KFHP, speech to text to speech CD? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:22pm
Jordan:
@Frangry - Michele over pronounces her "T's" - you're just going to have to live with it....... | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:22pm
throwbackvernacular:
no lie... you used to be able to get mo. ...nkeys via mail order | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:23pm
dale:
i have a fun story about a monkey held in a tine cage with electrodes stuck into his brain and he's forced to chain smoke for 16 years. maybe not so much fun for him, but hilarious for the rest of us. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:23pm
throwbackvernacular:
if you have a helper monkey, it should wer a diaper. | |
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![]() cockblocked... |
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![]() @jordan: im living with it and im going to laugh every time |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:24pm
BADBRAIN:
I bought one of your shirts ladies... |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:25pm
Curious George:
Banana Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-UqKjOwwo | |
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![]() monkeys playing basketball is a YES |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:25pm
Jordan:
@Frangry - good for you...... | |
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![]() @Robyn I'm more partial to monkeys dressed as cowboys riding dogs. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:26pm
BADBRAIN:
when I was a toddler, I was in a store with my mom and gram, I saw a monkey and screamed that I wanted it and my gram bought it |
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![]() OOOOO EEEEEE AAAAAAAA |
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![]() @ted i looooove monkey rodeos. and Rally Monkey i.ytimg.com... |
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![]() S.U.W. will be the next Supreme of streetwear fashion. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:28pm
throwbackvernacular:
I would shave a monkey bald then dress it up in osh kosh bigosh... so it would look like I got a weird 2 year old | |
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![]() nice weed. |
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![]() In a thousand years, Cornelius and Dr. Zira will be taking calls from apes about their adorable human stories. I think the program will be called, Shut Up, Primate. |
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![]() @Robyn Monkey Rodeo RULES! |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:29pm
Holly from New Zealand:
Alright! Pizza shirt coming to New Zealand, probably the worlds southern most weirdo xxx | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:29pm
throwbackvernacular:
take it to malls and whatnot | |
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![]() Question; Is Spike who called last week, the same one from the Best Show? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:30pm
throwbackvernacular:
isn't the pizza shirt mad old? | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:30pm
Brando:
@FRANGRY - Please fix the PLAYLIST - "MIONKEY" - It's driving my O/C brain crazy............ | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:31pm
throwbackvernacular:
what did that monkey do?!!! | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:31pm
throwbackvernacular:
you'll never get to say that again | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:32pm
Brando:
@Frangry - THANK YOUR my dear.......... | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:32pm
throwbackvernacular:
kit-ten monkey baby... | |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:32pm
chalmers:
That was nearly a Michele "kit-ten" by the weird sound guy. | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:32pm
dale:
i think he was masturbating while he talked to you. |
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![]() That dude had an extraordinarily creepy voice. |
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![]() i threw the toy away that night. |
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![]() The Monkeys and the Kit-tens is the new The Birds and the Bees. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:33pm
BADBRAIN:
keep your monkey in your pants brother |
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![]() i like it when it sounds like people curse almost immediately |
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![]() Apes too? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:34pm
nonesuch:
Racist! | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:34pm
TehBadDr:
Stories about Monkeys? Well I could tell you a few! Do Monkey girls count, kinda like the hosts? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:34pm
throwbackvernacular:
bull shit, monkeys throw shit like mother fuckers | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:35pm
dale:
michele is a dirty girl! |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:36pm
throwbackvernacular:
we should get miche to totally vom on air right now | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:36pm
TehBadDr:
I suss Michelle flings her poo, but only when nobody is there to document the event! |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:37pm
throwbackvernacular:
rowdy vomitous | |
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![]() you gotta clear out the Foodbed somehow @TehBadDr |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:37pm
Jordan:
Michele - Is your "tongue thrusting" issue part of your "gagging" problem? | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:37pm
TehBadDr:
!!! |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:38pm
dale:
i wish we could still order monkeys and baby alligators from the sears catalog like in olden days. |
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![]() Monkey's are like old people. They no one is going to say anything when they do crazy things. |
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![]() Are there still organ grinders around with monkeys. |
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![]() ever see Max Mon Amour? Charlotte Rampling falls in love with a chimpanzee. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:40pm
TehBadDr:
Monkey! You'll love your new pet, till he goes all monkey on you |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:40pm
throwbackvernacular:
can monkeys eat hot dogs? | |
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![]() Hey where is the Miami guy? |
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![]() I stand corrected ladies. I underestimated the demo. |
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![]() yeah there was a novel in that call. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:41pm
throwbackvernacular:
scamp? | |
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![]() I see more of a rapscallion than a rascal. |
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![]() @ted re: organ grinders, yes |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:42pm
throwbackvernacular:
homeboy beat the shit out of his helper monkey from his wheelchair | |
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![]() @Robyn, i thought that movie was an acid trip |
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![]() @robyn in the US? |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:43pm
Andy plants:
I was at Six Flags when I was younger and a monkey got on the car window and started rubbing it's a little red rocket all over | |
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![]() @ted i think so. @cory jaw-dropping @Andy plants LOL |
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![]() GET IN THE CAR ANDY PLANTS |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:44pm
throwbackvernacular:
#slappedhisprivates | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:44pm
TehBadDr:
Monkeys scare us because they are like us running on pure instinct! |
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![]() maybe i should have gone with the ape suit story |
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![]() @robyn re: organ grinders-monkeys in the US, Trump-Pence don't count. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:46pm
Andy plants:
In route | |
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![]() No. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:47pm
throwbackvernacular:
this is bullshit.... | |
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![]() lol this is bullshit |
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![]() @robyn the ape suit story is about the annual party(different year) that i saw Max Mon Amour |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:48pm
throwbackvernacular:
this fuckin guy | |
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![]() wtf did he say "Doggy-style Petting Zoo" |
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![]() this guy needs to be on a strict one call rule if not a NO call rule. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:48pm
TehBadDr:
Poll: whom is more monkey? Frangry or Michelle? |
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![]() call cory |
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![]() the first home urinal i ever saw was in that house. it was hunter green |
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![]() already called |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:49pm
Jordan:
Frangry is a MONKEY Michele is a "rascal" CHIMP | |
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![]() Aptly, today is the last day of the current year of the monkey. Tomorrow marks the start of the ... wait for it ... the Rooster! |
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![]() just effing chillin' and resistin' michele |
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![]() ITS DAVE THE SPAZZ! |
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![]() cannot WAIT for this billy jam remix |
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![]() hi aaron |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:50pm
nonesuch:
Omg a baboon in Kenya in Kenya | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:51pm
TehBadDr:
Baboons are Kanids , not primates! |
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![]() This topic really woke up the demographic. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:52pm
throwbackvernacular:
orangutan orange.... for billy jams.. nothin rhymes with orange | |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:52pm
TheMarmot:
#FlatNoFur |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:53pm
TehBadDr:
Monkey, monkey, Aiye, yeia yeia!!! |
![]() Someone should call doing a Donald Trump impersonation and have a nice racist story | |
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![]() twaah |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:54pm
throwbackvernacular:
fried eyeballs rolled up with monkey meat... somthin dirty feet | |
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![]() Cory do I know you |
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![]() He just woke up. |
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![]() Did you know David Copperfield is from Metuchen? |
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![]() this guy is like michele's soulmate |
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![]() #yes ands King Dean |
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![]() @cory - Sorry I called your voice creepy. The story was kind of eerie, like a suspense movie. I meant no disrespect. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:55pm
samer.psd:
So stoked | |
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![]() probably not |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:55pm
Jordan:
Who's on THE LIST?????? | |
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![]() who the fuck owns a monkey? |
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Fri. 1/27/17 6:56pm
TehBadDr:
But do Frangry and Michelle have their own monkey stories?! |
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![]() Frangry IS right. monkeys are like people with no rules. |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:57pm
throwbackvernacular:
emasculation | |
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![]() I've got laryngitis so I can't call in, but monkeys stole my breakfast in Thailand once. There's a town where they just let a troupe of monkeys run amok. They're famous for that. They even have a giant anatomically-correct monkey statue at the town's little train station. I was carrying a big bag of mangosteens, the most delicious fruit in the world, and the monkeys jumped on the bag and ripped it open and the mangosteens went flying everywhere and they ate them all really quickly and scattered to the wind. The little bastards! |
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![]() good jarb austin! |
Fri. 1/27/17 6:59pm
Jordan:
@Robyn - good to have you back | |
Fri. 1/27/17 7:00pm
chalmers:
On Seven Second Delay the other night, Ken noted how the record for most comments was the SUW Guess a Number show. | |
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![]() @Jordan glad to not be whiskey+bed depressed. |
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Fri. 1/27/17 7:01pm
BADBRAIN:
no weirdo remix billy jam |
Fri. 1/27/17 7:01pm
Jordan:
@Robyn - We love you in any iteration..... | |
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![]() Comments Board After Dark edition. |
Fri. 1/27/17 7:08pm
Jordan:
@Just Ted - yes, an hour show and then an hour to discuss....... | |
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![]() who brought the processing lunch this time? |
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![]() @Robyn that will live on forever, like the Pee story. |
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![]() There should be and F.A.Q. with things like pee, gum, meatspin, cake farts, etc. |
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![]() @Jordan like talking dead? |
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![]() i wish i could even remember what happened with the processing lunch, as in why it happened |
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![]() i'm listening to last week's show. the Spike conversation is epic. "You've been gone three years!" "I'm fine." |
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![]() @Robyn Yeah! that was SO out of the blue, I half expected Tommy O'Shea to call in. |
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![]() The upshot of it was the guy was having an issue/breakup? with his GF/exGF, and they had an "emotional processing lunch". |
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![]() and yet i still feel.. so confused. |
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![]() so was he robyn, so was he. |
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![]() BTW its emotional-processing not emotional, processing |
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