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Playlist for 07 September 2016 Options | Strokin' It to the North Northeast

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Rosa Extra  Was Mir Deine Schleuder Ist Mir Deine Waschmaschine   Options Ende Vom Lied: East German Underground Sound 1979-1990 (V/A) 
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Cabaret Voltaire   Nag Nag Nag   Options The Living Legends 
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Sunchine  Narcoleptic Feedback   Options Necromance 
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Sudden Infant  Nag Nag Nag   Options Invocation Of The Aural Slave Gods 
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Funhausen  High in the Attic   Options Self Titled 
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GW Sok  Spoonfed Hell   Options Listen to the Painters 
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Cows  The Emmigrant Song   Options Passive/Agressive: Music From the Twin Cities Underground, 1978-2015 (Sam Segal's 2016 Marathon Premium) 
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Cows  39 Lashes   Options  
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Suddan Infant  Human Fly   Options Wölfli's Nightmare 
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Useless Eaters  Bunker   Options Relaxing Death 
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Alice Cooper  Lost zin America   Options Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper 
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The Knack  My Sharona   Options       0:36:46 ()
JG Thirwell  The Chosen March   Options  
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Anthony Braxton  Track 3, Side A   Options Creative Orchestra Music 1976 
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Oranj Symphonette  Up Up and Away   Options  
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Ophire State Marching Band  Begin The Beguine   Options  
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Oliver  Good Morning Star Shine   Options       1:02:07 ()
The Avalanches  Because I'm Me   Options Wildflower 
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Betty Wright  Clean Up Woman   Options  
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Betty Davis  Hangin' Out   Options The Columbia Years 1968-1969 
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Clarence Carter  Strokin'   Options  
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Herbst in Peking  Parade   Options Ende Vom Lied: East German Underground Sound 1979-1990 (V/A) 
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JG Thirwell  Scenester   Options The Venture Brothers Vol 2 
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Barry Adamson  The Big Bamboozle   Options  
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Flying Lizards  Hands 2 Take   Options Obey the New Wave (Douglas Wolk's 2001 WFMU marathon premium) 
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Grauzone  Eisbaer   Options  
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Helge Schneider  Es Gibt Reis, Baby!   Options Title Track 
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Adriano Celentano  Prisencolinensinainciusol   Options  
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Sheiss Flote  Die Walkure   Options  
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The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives  A Few Choice Numbers   Options  
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David Greenberger  Everything Spoken Between Songs in the Order that They Appear on All the Widely Released Official Live Albums by the Rolling Stones   Options You Can't Always Want What You Get - A Lowbudget Tribute to the Stones 
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Brian Joseph Davis  Voiceover (excerpt)   Options  
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Porest  The Field Recordings   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Eric Cartman & the Cast of South Park  In My Safe Space   Options  
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Vicky Leandros  Wie Sich Die Muhlen Dreh,nin Im Wind   Options  
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Dengue Fever  Both Sides Now   Options City of Ghosts OST 
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James Brown  September Song   Options  
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Grant Green  Afro-Party   Options  
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Volker Kriegel  Zoom   Options  
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Friends of Dean Martinez 
The Warmth of the Sun   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 6:12am -Ken:

Morning all! It's been a long time..
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 6:40am Losermom:

I know, we had to listen to the last two shows twice.
  Wed. 9/7/16 6:48am fΔfΔ (:

Good morning, Ken, Losermom!

I'm so glad you're back, Kommissar Ken! I hope you enjoyed whatever you were doing.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 6:48am groucho:

Welcome back!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 6:49am Losermom:

Good morning, everyone, it's going to be a lovely day again!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 7:12am -Ken:

Thanks everybody,great to almost be back. I was in Baton Rouge where I got an ear infection and a broken rib, witnessed much devastation and skied 6 balls at 32 MPH.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 7:45am AnAnonymousParty:

Nice skiing. Wanna buy my boat? offerupnow.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:01am cory:

hiya Kens and non-Kens
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:02am cory:

btw, why is mullet guy killing mullet guy?
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 8:11am AnAnonymousParty:

Good mullet guy always triumphs over Evil mullet guy. It's one of the many life lessons Road House teaches us.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi, all. I, too, went water skiing on vacation. After like five minutes, I went outside the wake and the driver turned, speeding me way up. I wimped out and let go of the rope. Still fun, though.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 8:17am AnAnonymousParty:

My kids loved to do the 360 around the boat. The driver pulls a turn, the skier swings as wide out beyond the wake as they can, almost to the point of passing the boat. The diver then whips the boat to turn in the opposite direction, the rope goes over the bow of the boat and passes over and the skier completes the turn making a circle around the boat.

And the crowd goes nuts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:18am cory:

what is the bow?
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 8:19am AnAnonymousParty:

The pointy bit at the front of the boat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:20am cory:

thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:21am cory:

i've only been one a handful. mostly canoes
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 8:24am AnAnonymousParty:

You gotta get the timing right, kill the power at the apex of the turn so the boat noses down so the skier can pull the rope over, and then gun it to keep the tension. The boat needs to have some power.

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:26am bobdoesthings:

good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:27am -Ken:

Dangerous maneuver AAP - I've never done it as a skiier or a driver. You better make sure you have a ton of room and no other boats in the area.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:28am cory:

i wonder if my gramps and grams ever pulled that off. he did get his thumb cut off by the rope once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:37am cory:

how about a pic of a ladder trick?
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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:38am Marcel M:

Morning Ken, welcome back.

@Cory: My friend's father had his thumb taken off by the rope as well when he was younger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:42am cory:

hi marcel, great show this week
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:44am -Ken:

The ski rope can kill you in many different ways.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:48am Marcel M:

Thanks Cory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:49am Marcel M:

I kinda like that one where its a wake board but you aren't attached to it. Like a skateboard. I'm too lazy to do it anymore tho its always like.... eh... I'll drink a beer in the boat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:50am -Ken:

Wakesurfing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:52am bobdoesthings:

I thought wakeboarding were those smaller boards and you'd throw them down when a big wave came in and surf the shoreline as the wave receded?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:54am -Ken:

that's called skimboarding (i think...). which is different from wakeboarding which is different from wakesurfing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:54am Marcel M:

@Bob: yeah that is wakeboarding, but there is a version that you do like water skiing and the board is different. Called Wake surfing. Which I just looked up, and it looks like people who are pro with it do it without a rope. Pretty crazy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:55am Marcel M:

Ohhh right skimboarding. I used to do that when I was a kid its pretty fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:55am bobdoesthings:

OHHH you're right ken.. thats what I was thinking of.
@marcel - nah i think Ken is right 'skimboarding"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:55am Marcel M:

Wakeboarding is the one where its a board and you are strapped in and you do it behind the boat. Ok glad we got all that figured out bros.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 8:56am bobdoesthings:

bro!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:56am cory:

yeah, we just car-surf out here
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 8:58am Ike:

Morning! Almost time to punch in (goats) at work....
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:00am fΔfΔ (:

WASHING MACHINE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:01am sphere:

good morning. attack of the killer lemurs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:01am Michele:

Hey guys!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:03am Sem Chumbo:

So that's where my hair went.
Hiya, Ken and those who listen to Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:05am melinda:

hello Ken and fellow people!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:05am Chris M.:

@-Ken: i fractured a rib on the fourth of july. took about a month before i could sleep almost normally. get well soon.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:05am Yvang:

Hiya, Salut,‎привет,안녕하세요, Holà everybody
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:06am phillip in the bronx:

welcome back ken. we missed you these last two weeks
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:08am phillip in the bronx:

ken? could ypu not have tweeted that you'de be out the laat two weeks? we all know you have a smartphone
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:10am phillip in the bronx:

for lord sake man! tweet man tweet! we're a very clingy needy audience
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:10am -Ken:

Hi Philip - I wasn't expecting to be out for two weeks, and I am currently on social media detox.

Thanks to Bob and Jack for covering for me!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:12am Roberto:

Ken back mit a vengeance!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:13am Dave in Vermont:

wife asked me to turn off "this music"
bye
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:14am phillip in the bronx:

sorry ken. its just wednesday comes no ken? no seven second delay?. its like the sun didnt shine to me. yeah guys im that needy! cant help it.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:14am pierre:

Bonjour Ken and Kenanigans
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:15am jan:

@Dave- My wife is gone today, which is why I am able to tune in to Ken at 9:00, but this first set is harsh! Nag Nag! I want to turn off the radio, too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:16am -Ken:

Apologies all around~! hahah sorry Jan, Dave's Wife and Phillip. Now on to more harsheness///
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:16am Marcel M:

I for one, embrace the harshness. It goes well with coffee and waking up. I got it cranked (wife is at work).

The worst was my wife would come home during Bosh's show all stressed from work and I'd have his horrid noise blasting. I'd have to put on headphones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:17am Marcel M:

Liked that Funhausen
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:17am Losermom:

Love this set. Don't go changin'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:18am cory:

haha, i win. my wife likes this!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:18am phillip in the bronx:

a wednesday isnt a wednesday without ken in the morning and dinner with "seven second delay" at night. just sayin.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:19am Polyus:

whoa this GW Sok tune is cool.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:19am OTB:

I would ordinarily think it too early for the harshness, but today it's happening at exactly the right time. Welcome back, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:19am pantz:

Welcome back, Ken. Someone here said they missed you, I think.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:20am Losermom:

My husband is in a band that is way more insulting than this music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:20am Goatpuncher:

I always pretend not to be needy. That way I figure WFMU will never get sick of me and walk out on me!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:20am Cecile:

I am a wife. I like this music. Got my the Fall?
PS, when hubby is at home Wednesdays and hears any kind of ranting, he goes "Is that Ken"?
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:20am jan:

@Ken: what time do you rise on Wednesday AM? Are you listening to this while broadcasting? Seems like it might work for the PM. This is the first time in a long time I've tuned in at the actual broadcast time...Usually I begin by 9:45- by then the wife is gone. Today the anxiety I had relieved over night came right up at the moment I heard Nag Nag. I may have to come back to the archived show and try the program later....
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:21am Cecile:

Der, got The Fall?
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:22am Cecile:

P.P.S. He kind of lives on his headphones in general.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:22am Polyus:

Love this Cows song too. Haven't listened to this record in forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:22am -Ken:

Sorry Jan. I wak up at 5:30 but last night I only got three hours sleep so Im feeling kind of harsh and this music is very soothing to me.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:23am Cecile:

Where's the Rev? I don't want him to punch himself inna face.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:23am bobdoesthings:

jesus!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:23am Cheri Pi:

I know this song on the first note
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:24am Cecile:

Someone has to do a mega-set with JCS covers.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:24am Maria D:

Forgot all about the Cows! Ages well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:24am Guido from Cologne:

Hi ken!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:24am Cecile:

Also Scratch Acid does a mean Damned for All Timel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:24am -Ken:

Did it Cecile! It's still online, on the FMU blog.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:25am cory:

this reminds me. WFMU is the reason that Sleaford Mods are picking up fans at the local high school. one of my dishwashers loved the album. i burnt him a copy and he took it to school
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:25am Cecile:

Oh, cool!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:25am -Ken:

Jan, all I can do is channel my inner demons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Cows!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:25am ((Murakami Whywolf))):

Hey, interesting...I mean of course I've been to Baton Rouge to get _my_ ear infections—I'm not going to get my ear infections from some Park Slope poseurs who just started doing them two years ago no matter how 'artisinal' they are! —but I admit that I didn't know that the BRLA scene was known for its broken ribs. Ever on the cutting edge, Ken, ever on the cutting edge.

Hence, the scars.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:26am Mick:

Ken is back! With Cows!!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:26am Polyus:

Someone on the Drummer stream did one, Uncle Michael I think?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:27am Webhamster Henry:

I keep waiting for Gonzo to chime in!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:28am -Ken:

Patience webhamster, patience.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:29am Stevel:

Your demons are actually helping me work (write). You are a friend to the working man!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:29am Cecile:

My husband loved that version. "Who's doing the shitty Kermit impersonation? I dig it!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:30am (((Murakami Whywolf)):

Why is it that so much harshness can make one peaceful? Is it 'letting it out', or making the inner noise seem quieter by comparison and distraction ('I'm paying too much attention to turmoil inside, suddenly there's turmoil outside to latch onto.'), or something else?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:31am -Ken:

Yes, you nailed it Murakami. It drowns out the inner noise.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:34am -Ken:

What the hell just happened?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:35am Ken From Hyde Park:

A 503 Service Unavailable error? www.checkupdown.com...
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:36am Sem Chumbo:

Some kind of server error??
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:36am Laura L:

Beastly musick has charms to soothe the savage breast.... But not to fix the "503 Service Unavailable No server is available to handle this request" that just popped up.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:37am ash:

LOST IN AMERICA LOST IN AMERICA LOST
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:37am doctorjazz:

Sharona!
(hi all...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:37am Stevel:

The Knack goes very well with the juice-swilling belly action.

WHOOO!!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:38am Laura L:

Well, but a refresh just set it aright.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:38am Jim Devoid:

Mosh Aroma!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:42am duke:

I'm still here. Don't talk about me.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:42am Mark S:

Delilah is not hip?
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:43am zm:

haven't heard state of station for a while.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:43am Goatpuncher:

Andy can go to hell! We want more Kelly Jones!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:43am foofs:

Jesus Built My Hot Prob!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:47am Stevel:

Die, James, die!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:47am Sem Chumbo:

hahaha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:47am doctorjazz:

What are we doing to Sweet Baby James?
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:47am Sem Chumbo:

Tenderizing.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:47am Cecile:

Ventures!
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:48am Cecile:

Brothers, I mean
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:48am sphere:

helloz
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:49am Cecile:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu4JbvTCfvE
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:50am Cecile:

This is such a great record,
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 9:50am Losermom:

Still unavailable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:53am -Ken:

Yeah I am getting 503 errors here as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 9:55am cory:

okay on windows 10 and chrome here
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:55am Stevel:

Now, this shit is harsh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:56am Stevel:

OK on Windows and Firefox.
  Wed. 9/7/16 9:56am Cecile:

App was down for a bit, but has been good
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 9:59am Nick S.:

Good to hear you play Useless eaters Ken! You know what the kids like.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 9:59am MD:

Good Morning Star Shines!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:01am bobdoesthings:

I'm loving these orchestral numbers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:01am cory:

me too
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:02am cory:

is this shitty trumpet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:02am Andrew Waterloo:

@cory, nah just trumpet players in tight slacks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:03am cory:

ah
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:03am Sem Chumbo:

Poor Oliver.
(Please sir, may I have some more?)
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:03am egould310:

Oh my god. I love this show. Thank you for this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:03am bobdoesthings:

new avalanches!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:08am Losermom:

I just refreshed my mac and it came back up.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:09am Sem Chumbo:

Been good all along in LInux Mint, after the initial 503.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:10am bobdoesthings:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:11am Sem Chumbo:

Bouncing Betty next?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:12am JtotheK:

good morning Ken, everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:14am Marcel M:

So apparently there is wake skating which is different than wake surfing.. With skating you use the rope and do flip tricks like on a skateboard. I tried it a few times.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:15am Roberto:

Oh lord. We be strokin'.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:15am cee:

i be strokin y'all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:15am Marcel M:

A couch?!?!?! Too kinky..
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:16am Sem Chumbo:

Should have taken that aspirin every day. Dang.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:16am Nick S.:

HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE WITH THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:16am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Oh no, the 'face grabber' stage of the naked mole rat life-cycle.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:16am Listener142985:

Let's go to der hop?
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:17am cee:

i stroke it only to the east, unfortunately
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:18am Roberto:

The dancing parrot gif syncs nicely with the strokin'.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:18am Sem Chumbo:

@cee hahaha.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:18am PKNY:

Why hasn't anyone pulled a Clarence Carter GIF from this informerical yet?

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:18am Webhamster Henry:

This guy and the Candypants Guy need to get a room.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:18am foofs:

I wanna hear Van Morrison doing this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:19am ((Murakami Whywolf):

"(I Can't Get No) Sassifaction"
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:19am Asheville Jon:

this show is drifting dangerously toward the Dr. Bootygrabber & cornweenie mix zone
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:19am Sem Chumbo:

What is the hidden subtext here?
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:19am Nick S.:

If my stuff ain't tight enuff, oh lord, turn on the gas.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:20am Sam McCoy:

Your Honor, I do not like the line of questions ng.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:20am Sam McCoy:

I also object to this spellchecker.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:20am Sem Chumbo:

Been riffling thru Jason E's marching band collection, I guess, Ken.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:21am Cecile:

I hear that song and I want to take up celibacy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:21am Marcel M:

Off to work, bye Ken and friends.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:21am bobdoesthings:

byemarcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:23am Okasa:

Broken ribs and an ear infection? That'll learn ya to go outside.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:23am ((Murakami Whywolf):

The Nazi DJ image I first took for a Nazi game-show: 'Welcome to..."Wheel...of...Hatred"!! No matter where the wheel lands you win the same, wonderful, prize!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:23am bobdoesthings:

@ken - nahh it was sampling that honey cone track I posted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:23am doctorjazz:

I want a marching band collection!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:24am PKNY:

Since the Interwebs came up short, I made my own Clarence Carter GIF, get on it, Ken!

media.giphy.com...
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:26am Cecile:

Just keep getting refurb stuff
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:26am Fred R:

I hate Apple! Unfortunately I'm s slave.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:27am Sem Chumbo:

Too much! @PKNY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Apple = Dumb
I have no use for those people. Good riddance to bad medicine.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:27am Cecile:

I have a 128G iPad Air. Thank you, refurb!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:28am sphere:

Ken, you can always get the Apple Headphone Dongle!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:28am Joshua Fried:

Your rant was better than a recitation of the playlist. Which is here anyhow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:28am bobdoesthings:

uh oh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:29am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Back in 1981, Rasputin's Records in Berkeley would let you borrow a used record album and buy it back for $1.00 less...and had a pile of blank cassettes with a noticeably large sign with an arrow pointing toward them and a supposed quote from an executive, 'Home taping is killing the record industry.'.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 10:29am Roberto:

This is somewhat reminiscent of the post-concussion programme some years back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:29am common:

good to hear you ken.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:29am Joshua Fried:

They do make slick hardware. And exclusionary market decisions. And piss on Mac owners with sloppy buggy Mac OS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:30am -Ken:

Interesting Roberto.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:31am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Check out dx.com for cheap adapters, if not now then soon. Buy three, because their typical vendor's quality control is terrible, but you'll still save money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:31am cory:

which rib did you break?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:33am -Ken:

A high rib, under my lower right chest
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:34am sphere:

sorry to hear, Ken.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:35am jan:

Back with the program since 10:00- now easier on the ears!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:36am -Ken:

I get my apple headphone adapters the same place I get my black market oxycontin. The adapter doesnt work but it doesnt matter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:36am Andrew Waterloo:

oh oh.. SP in Barruy
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:39am Cecile:

It's a silent u
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:39am Andrew Waterloo:

silently preventing me from clicky starring...
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:42am Joshua Fried:

oooohhhh classic
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:44am Grok-o-matic:

YES! Eisbaer!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:47am cee:

helge schneider has one of those voices that'll put you right to sleep
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:48am Guido from Cologne:

Lyric excerpt:
"I vomited on the carped. This looked pretty unappetizing. But I washed it away. Please visit me tonight. Rice for dinner. Shake your hair."
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 10:50am pierre:

ADRIANO!
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:51am oks:

Adriano sexy beast
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:53am fΔfΔ (:

Excerpt from the Adriano Celentano song:

"Let your coloured balls dye and let's freeze the goat! "
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 10:53am Guido from Cologne:

Can someomeone give him a retrospective Grammy for this?
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:54am Iwasrtedc:

That's my Ringtone!!
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:54am Billy London (Montreal):

This has everything I look for in a tune!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 10:55am sphere:

this Adriano tune is truly awesome. in the league of "Umbabarumba."
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:58am fΔfΔ (:

Little known fact: Prisencolinesinainciusol means "universal love", according to Celentano.
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:58am jimbo:

you should play this sometimes : https://youtu.be/x4Z5Dj5Z8pM

also gibberish "english" from an icelandic artist
  Wed. 9/7/16 10:59am Bill W:

Congrats, Ken... I started looking away in 1985.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:00am common:

look away ken
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:00am Cecile:

Then, our work is done.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:01am Elisa In Italy:

Look away from Killer Clowns from every year, Ken.
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:02am oks:

Adriano was in Fellini's "la dolce vita" , hot italian Elvis
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:02am Elisa In Italy:

@oks Adriano is so not hot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:03am ((Murakami Whywolf):

I've declared Wednesdays 'politics Sabbaths' largely because I start that day with Ken's show.

But, breaking that:
0.) Wouldn't it be great if Trump really did 'come out'?
1.) Doesn' t the media near-omnipresence of a scary thug with orange skin and weird hair feed into killer clown sightings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:04am doctorjazz:

I love this Celantano track! (I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff, like shittyflute...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:05am MD:

I LOVE THE SMELL OF FMU IN THE MORNING!!!!
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:08am oks:

Elisa, i agree to disagree , Chelentano made bolding look sexy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:09am Webhamster Henry:

Sounds like Jokerfan to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:10am Marshall Stacks:

This is the best-written Jokerfan track I've heard. (Yes, it's a low standard.)
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:10am Losermom:

I love comedy.
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:10am Billy London (Montreal):

Seriously though what is that smell? Dead clown? Trump hair?
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:11am Losermom:

My son loves this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:11am MD:

POLITICS!
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:11am Spaceman One:

Finally, Ken plays some songs I can get behind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

I was going to request a remix of Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte and his comments about Obama, but it'd probably have a lot of bleeping and also derail into the comments board into a political discourse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:12am bobdoesthings:

some classic motern media
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:12am MD:

Cain't the Pandemic get here sooner!?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:13am Brian C.:

This sounds like Jokerfan's major-label sell-out album
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:13am AnAnonymousParty:

I used to be involved in the Holiday Shores Ski Club. we did competitions and shows. Did the whole multilevel pyramid tricks, jumps, barefoots,trading skis and boats, multiple skiers braiding ropes doing crossover/unders. We knew the risks and had a dedicated safety crew.
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:14am cee:

go rush go
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:15am Ken From Hyde Park:

Sideshow Bob!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:15am Marshall Stacks:

Jokerfan auditioning for a position in the Trump Administration? Head of the NEA, maybe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:16am PMD:

Guten Morgen
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:17am oks:

makes me think of Van Morrison's ringwarm
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:17am common:

yes
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:18am oks:

ring worm
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:18am Billy London (Montreal):

Very open!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:22am MD:

That Island was WFMU!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:22am rsj:

gay as champagne!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:22am MD:

This movie has it ALL!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:23am MD:

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES! AND THE END OF TIMES!!!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:23am cee:

sexationally
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:24am fΔfΔ (:

POREST!! I hope this is the censored version or you have a lot of dumps buttons at the ready!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:25am cory:

ken, you could spent the next half hour literally pooping on air and this show would still be amazing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:28am MD:

it's been a long hot summer...caint wait for the "American Fall"
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:28am fΔfΔ (:

cory,

Yes! We can even play the classic radio game show 'What I ate today for lunch?'!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:30am MD:

I feel like I'm at an AA Meetin!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Season 20 of South Park starts tonight or is it next week?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:30am cory:

fDeltafDelta, that's sounds... fal-awful!
Avatar Wed. 9/7/16 11:31am Mark S:

yeah Fuck reality!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 11:35am Rich in Washington:

I've never watched a complete episode of South Park.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:36am cory:

wait a second, ken is alone in a room. ken has a "thing" for women speaking german. WE NEED A MOP IN STUDIO A
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 11:37am Sem Chumbo:

Canyons of my Mind, yes----windmills? Never.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/7/16 11:38am common:

ferris wheels
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

Windmills powering sawmills. Everybody wins!
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 11:42am Sem Chumbo:

Rage, rage against the dying of the light HUH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:52am bobdoesthings:

thanks ken!! great show
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:53am fΔfΔ (:

Thanks, Kenny F! Thanks for all the music, gifs, and comments. Till next episode, people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:54am Mick:

So good to have you back Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good luck to the Toxic Tourers! Thanks for the show today and get well and best wishes on a great Seven Second Delay thing tonight.
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:55am giselle:

Today I learned...
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:55am Billy London (Montreal):

Parking cliffhanger!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:55am MD:

A MOAT WITH ALIGATORS !!!!
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:56am oks:

Thank you Ken!
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:56am Billy London (Montreal):

Danke Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:56am MD:

KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT KEN!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/7/16 11:57am -Ken:

Bye everybody, thank you for hangin!
  Wed. 9/7/16 11:57am Brendan:

Thank you Ken. I hope you feel better soon.
Avatar    Wed. 9/7/16 11:59am Sem Chumbo:

The Windmills Of Your Mind Lyrics
Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain, or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind!

Like a tunnel that you follow to a tunnel of its own
Down a hollow to a cavern where the sun has never shone
Like a door that keeps revolving in a half forgotten dream
Or the ripples from a pebble someone tosses in a stream
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind!

Keys that jingle in your pocket, words that jangle in your head
Why did summer go so quickly? Was it something that you said?
Lovers walking along a shore and leave their footprints in the sand
Is the sound of distant drumming just the fingers of your hand?
Pictures hanging in a hallway and the fragment of a song
Half remembered names and faces, but to whom do they belong?
When you knew that it was over you were suddenly aware
That the autumn leaves were turning to the color of her hair!
Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
As the images unwind, like the circles that you find in
The windmills of your mind!

Keys that jingle in your pocket, words that jangle in your head
When did summer go so quickly? Was it something that you said?
Lovers walking along a shore and leave their footprints in the sand
Is the sound of distant drumming just the fingers of your hand?
Pictures hanging in a hallway and the fragment of a song
Half remembered names and faces, but to whom do they belong?
When you knew that it was over in the autumn of good-byes
For a moment you could not recall the color of his eyes!
Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel
As the images unwind, like the circles that you find in
The windmills of your mind!
Songwriters: BERGMAN, MARILYN / LEGRAND, MICHEL / BERGMAN, ALAN
The Windmills Of Your Mind lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Avatar Fri. 9/9/16 9:37am Richard Gruesome:

What a great show this week!
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