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Playlist for 27 July 2016 Options | Sayonara, Umeboshi!

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Laemonz  Bela Bodacampode   Options Drive To Heaven, Welcome To Chaos 
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François De Roubaix, Bernard Maître   Que Tout est Beau   Options Les Onix: Enregistrements Meconnus pour Marionettes, Theatre et Television (1972-76) 
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Gotz Allsmann  Dein Kuss Von Gestern Nacht Mein Schatz   Options German Pop Vol. 1 
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Michael Kamen  Ducts   Options Brazil Soundtrack 
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Ivor Cutler  Im Happy   Options Lido      0:09:31 ()
Flower Crown  Goddess in the Morning   Options Larger Than Life (but not quite colossal) Charle Lewis 2016 Premium 
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Taco  Song of Unknown Title   Options WAKA WAVE: Japanese Post-Punk & Experimental Music from the 80's (Tony Coulter's 2016 Marathon Premium) 
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François De Roubaix, Bernard Maître   Depart Pour L'Usine   Options     *   0:21:01 ()
Funkadelic  Maggot Brain   Options Title Track 
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Jason Stephenson  Who Lotta Affirmation Videos at Once   Options  
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Mia Doi Todd  Who Knows Where The Time Goes?   Options Songbook 
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Niobe  Give All to Love   Options White Hats 
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Brian Eno  I'm Set Free   Options The Ship 
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Petra Haden  Armenia City In The Sky   Options Petra Haden Sings "The Who Sell Out" 
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Go Home Production  The Whale and The Walrus   Options GHP Aborted Tapes Vol 1 
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Go Home Productions  Main Bloom   Options Spliced Krispies 
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GW Sok  Spoonfeed Hell   Options Listen to the Painters 
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The Suicide Commandos  Mosquito Crucifixion   Options Passive/Agressive: Music From the Twin Cities Underground, 1978-2015 (Sam Segal's 2016 Marathon Premium) 
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Marc Hurtado / Alan Vega  Saturn Drive Duplex   Options Sniper 
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Exploded View  Lost Illusions   Options Self Titled 
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Arpadys  Monkey Star   Options Cosmic Machine: The Sequel 
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Warning   Wild Roses for the Exit   Options Self Titled 
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Bachikaburi ばちかぶり  Kanto 寒都   Options Bachikaburi 
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Mujercitas Terror  Adios Amigos   Options Fiesta Muda 
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Music behind DJ:
Flipper 
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Owen Korzec  Smells Like Teen Spirit - Otamatone Deluxe cover   Options  
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Typical Nirvana Fan   Smells Like Whatever   Options  
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Shittyflute  A-Ha - Take On Me - Shittyfluted (from youtube)   Options  
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Eläkeläiset  Humpanirvana   Options Humppakarajat 
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Klaus Dinger und Japandorf  Cha Cha 2008   Options Self Titled      2:08:58 ()
Schlammpeitziger  Gorschio's Glimmergoo   Options  
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Christo Graham  Heaven on Their Minds   Options Muppet Christ Superstar 
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Betty Griffin  Free Spirit   Options Divine Disco 
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Dolly Mixture  How Come You're Such a Hit with the Boys, Jane?   Options Sharon Signs to Cherry Red: Independent Women 1979-1985 (V/A) 
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The Revillos  Where's The Boy For Me?   Options       2:32:29 ()
Neneh Cherry & The Thing  Dirt   Options  
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Jessica Kane  I'm So Hungry   Options Sixes and Sevens 
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Mark Twain’s Atomic Wombat  I Wanna Be Your Dog   Options Considerably Further Beyond the Sea: The Avant-Garde Surf Compilation      2:48:25 ()
The Bombay Beach Boys  Pipeline   Options  
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BBC Shipping Forecast Orchestraq  Sailing By   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 6:28am People Like Us:

herro
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 6:28am -Ken:

Hi Vicki!
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 6:28am People Like Us:

I wasn't waiting here btw
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 6:31am -Ken:

We believe you, Vicki. You're among friends here.
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 6:32am People Like Us:

my left eye was waiting, my right eye was watching Xanadu
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 6:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, citizens. I feel totally adrift in the current DNC without Jim the Poet and his reports. Where can I go to get fair and balanced convention reporting?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 6:41am cory:

mornin all. found out yesterday my town has wifi downtown. might go hunting pokemon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 7:08am -Ken:

Dont get run over like Justin Bieber did in Jersey City, Cory.
  Wed. 7/27/16 7:25am ʧoʧo (:

Good morning, Ken, cory, Vicki, Ken From Hyde Park!

Am I the only one that can't get to properly play any of the Ken's archived shows using the new version (3rd) of the pop-up videoplayer for desktop computer using different browsers? The problem is the streams keeps breaking every fraction of second.

I've noticed this new version showed up just few weeks ago in all Ken's and SSD archived shows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 7:27am cory:

wow, that's some crap wifi. hiya kens, non-kens, and anti-kens
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 7:29am cory:

@FoFo, i've had that happen to me on the Kindle app too. usually durning burns & jonesy
  Wed. 7/27/16 7:34am ʧoʧo (:

I forgot to mention that, in order to play any Ken's archived shows I changed the version in the URL (i.e. change it from 3 to 2). Then everything is back to normal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 7:50am sphere:

hello peops.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 7:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

There was a paragraph on the main page that mentioned that the tech team is testing out an HTML5 player. Maybe you could try it again, ʧoʧo, and send the station manager an email with specifics of the operating system, browser version and such.
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:12am Jack:

Man, that IS a Nazi salute. So who specifically is she saluting? before she turns it into a "I'm just waving to the audience"...
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:15am AnAnonymousParty:

GM y'all. Can we hear something cool today? I'm really growing weary of the 100°+ days.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:15am sphere:

yeah, Jack. i think her salute was one of the biggest dog whistles ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:18am Marcel M:

Wow she starts with a heil and then turns it into some sort of I want you/princess wave. Who is that lady?

Morning Ken and friends.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:19am Wild Neil:

Peace everybody.
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:19am ʧoʧo (:

Thanks for letting me know, Ken From Hyde Park. Didn't notice it. I always come directly to the archives pages.
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:23am ʧoʧo (:

http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/07/21/10-times-democrats-gave-the-nazi-salute-just-like-laura-ingraham/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:24am -Ken:

Yes, f0f0 this is the first such report Ive heard so please send me specifics and I can share it with Jason and Kenzo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:25am -Ken:

What's your pleasure everybody?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:25am Wild Neil:

Harsh Toke, please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:25am Marcel M:

Its true, FOFO, lots of people Heil.. hell everybody's heilin'!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:26am AnAnonymousParty:

Ken, I'm already on the record for something cooling. BTW, did you figure out what to do with the 'band'?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:28am -Ken:

Thanks AAP - Yes, the band os beautiful and all lit up in my office although I want to put it into the main studio. AAP built WFMU a super cool little 4 piece transistor band that lights up and bops to loud sounds and vibrations to boot! I should post a pic but I dont have one handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:29am -Ken:

Everybody heils, just like the children's book says, but nobody tries to correct it as hilariously as Laura Ingraham.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:29am Wild Neil:

@Ken, what is the GIF of the disintegrating busty robot woman? Any idea what movie that comes from? Also, could we have a traffic cone update today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:30am Marcel M:

@Ken: That IS true... She looks like she's doing a slapstick routine.

Screw the cones, I need a nefarious pigeon update.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:32am -Ken:

cone AND pigeon update today. LOTS of news on both fronts
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:33am AnAnonymousParty:

"I should wave to the crowd ... OH SHIT, I'm Hitler! ... dial it back, make it a wave ... don't be the Queen, don't be the Queen ... point to that guy, and mom ... maybe they didnty notice ..."
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:34am Wild Neil:

@MarcelM-I wonder if they gave homeless people nets to catch pigeons they could then cook them over burning 50 gallon drums and thus feed themselves and their families a delicious grilled chicken-like dinner. I think the French have a pigeon recipe.
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:38am Homeless Guy:

Great, now I finally have a use for that can of truffles in my pocket.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:40am Marcel M:

@Wild Neil: Something tells me that begging for a few hours and making a few bucks is a bit easier.
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 8:41am People Like Us:

I'm sure all the homeless people reading the comments board on their macbook pros would congratulate you on that statement
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:42am Wild Neil:

@Marcel-of course. Path of least resistance.
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:42am Jack:

I never know the proper etiquette for heiling. And how to respond if someone throws me the salute?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:43am -Ken:

Dont eat the pigeons. Trust me. Will explain.
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 8:43am People Like Us:

throw a pigeon?
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 8:44am People Like Us:

pigeons are mainly full of plastic bags, lengths of string and nails from Ken's cones
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:44am AnAnonymousParty:

Can you turn a Heil into a Heil-Five?
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:45am Jack:

Squab
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:45am Marcel M:

@AAP: I believe thats called, "the Leipzig special."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

Pigeons, aka "sky rats."
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 8:46am People Like Us:

boy oh boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:48am cory:

@-Ken, i'm going to request that one song you don't want to play that i think you would like.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:48am AnAnonymousParty:

I'll bet it has something to do with pigeons eating garbage and other crap, the meat is laced with heavy metals and toxic chemicals, parasites. That's gotta be yummy, right?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:50am Losermom:

Whew, I made it!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 8:50am Wild Neil:

www.bbc.co.uk...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 8:53am Marcel M:

@Wild Neil: The recipe does not call for NYC/NJ street pigeons..
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:53am ʧoʧo (:

Requests:
Sudden Infant - Girl
Stimmhorn - Schnee
Johns Evans - Evacuation
Killdozer - Buckles The Cat (Who Helps People AND Dogs)
Blechdom from Blechdom - Jackie Sung

Non-requests:
Bjork
Any Bjork soundalike
Any Bjork's guest musician (I know that would include Dokaka)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:53am -Ken:

boy oh boy is right
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 8:54am -Ken:

Thank you f0f0!
  Wed. 7/27/16 8:54am ʧoʧo (:

Blectum from Blechdom*
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 9:01am People Like Us:

for some reason I just thought of "Sorry I'm a Lady" by Baccara - can't think why
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:01am bobdoesthings:

good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:04am bobdoesthings:

curious.. whats that giant head theme park about? whose the head?
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:04am yvang:

hello from the wfmu app android version that works perfectly
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:04am Zach:

Hi everyone. good morning on this wednesday!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:05am ʧoʧo (:

Thank YOU, Ken. I also appreciate you take the time and effort to type 'f0f0' as opposed to just 'fofo'.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:05am Cecile:

Good luck by basement Jaxx
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:07am yvang:

François de Roubaix was a musical ancestor of Lefdup
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:09am MD:

Good Morning gang! Let's all buckle up and get ready for a rocky ride in the next 4 months...Rumor has it....there are more emails out there...and Pumkin Head's Taxes!!!
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:11am jan:

Love that Ivor Cutler tune all these years; is there a back story?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, he's happy...but why?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:12am βrian:

On the subject of Baby Animal(s):
www.slate.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:12am fred:

@Wild Neil: I don't know of any recipe. We call pigeon flying rats
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:13am Cecile:

He's happy because he's the OG, Ivor Cutler!
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 9:15am People Like Us:

what's the gif next to Michael Kamen from?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:15am bobdoesthings:

I like this gif... you should save it if you ever play "I whip my hair back n forth" by will smith's daughter.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:15am Cecile:

I had a pigeon in a Chinese restaurant. All bones and gamier than than what I imagine dry-aged rat would taste like.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:16am -Ken:

Dont know, Vicki.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:17am fred:

Sorry to mention music on that playlist of all places, but I like this Flower Crown track
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

I wonder what's the G. Gordon Liddy recipe for pigeon.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:17am Cecile:

If you need to use pigeons, they still are good for delivering messages.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:17am Cecile:

mm mm taco
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:19am βrian:

Pigeon aux Fèves et Lardons :recettessimples.fr...
Actually, it's the lardons that kind of creep me out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:19am fred:

@Cecile: poor latency, though: en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:20am βrian:

Hunting doves is a thing in Texas. (The birds, I mean.)
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:22am Cecile:

That is hilarious!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:22am fred:

@βrian: So? Hunting whatever is probably a thing in Texas
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:22am rsj:

i was hoping to hear maggot brain this AM
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:23am βrian:

I think we're going to hear a story of maggots ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:23am sphere:

perfect. thanks ken.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:23am Mark R:

Maggot Brain!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:23am fred:

Yeah! Maggot brain!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:23am Listener142985:

last call in cleveland?
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:24am Mark R:

The first song I played on the first show I ever did on WFMU.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:24am Wild Neil:

Some people hunt prarie dogs from ridiculous distances using sniper rifles set-ups....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:24am sphere:

pigeon that is raised for food is often called "squab."
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:25am Cecile:

Yes!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:26am Mark R:

Nice GIF. And btw I'd take Nixon over any of this year's Republican nominees any day of the week.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:27am Mark R:

Sphere, I remember one time Eddie Haskell said, "I have to be home for dinner. We're having squab tonight." To which Ward and June rolled their eyes at each other.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:28am -Ken:

Nixon presided over a way more liberal populace than what we have now and he helped pave the way for all this shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:28am fred:

@Mark R: There's only one by now, there's no denying it
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:30am Mark R:

I've become thoroughly convinced that if Trump is elected, we'll have World War III and therefore nuclear holocaust and therefore the end of the world. So whatever about Hillary, goddammit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:30am rsj:

alexa plays maggot brain

i love the reality that nixon was the last liberal president
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:31am βrian:

Squab is young pigeon (unfledged). Like pigeon veal, I guess.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:32am fred:

Don't worry about being embarrassed by Trump. We french are likely to elect a neo-nazi so you'll soon be off the hook
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:32am rsj:

it's such mini minded hogwash hype that hillary is not truly great, sure she's a funny looking geezer but that just highlights the double standard

pigeon tacos are probably good
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:32am Mark R:

Ken, I read a very thought-provoking piece that traced the modern Republican party's roots back to Goldwater's rejection of the Civil Rights Act, that at that point their base really became white nationalists, even if their elites were Wall Street types. That the base never really bought into supply-side economics or any of that bullshit, they just wanted to preserve white supremacy.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:33am Mark R:

Two neo-Nazis do not make a right. Although they make an extreme right.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:33am Wild Neil:

I am lobbying for Korean BBQ tacos to go mainstream.
@Mark R can you post a link for that if its online?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:33am Mark S:

Nixon was a war criminal
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:36am Mark R:

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12256510/republican-party-trump-avik-roy Neil. And I agree that Nixon was a war criminal. I wasn't making a pro-Nixon statement. I was making an anti-every single Republican in 2016 statement.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:36am βrian:

I feel affirmed. Anybody up for the barefoot firewalk?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:36am Wild Neil:

The Jason Stephenson is unsettling...
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:36am emile:

my beauty is natural
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:37am Mark R:

"We're sorry that a few people's feet were burned..."
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:38am Cecile:

Mark R, I loathe Nixon and I agree
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:39am Wild Neil:

@Mark R. I would posit something I heard on the radio-the office of president has gotten too powerful compared to Congress which has abdicated much of its power. Regardless of WHO is in office. I would like to read more about this from both sides.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:39am MD:

TACO!!!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:40am Cecile:

I also agree with Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:40am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Nixon
0.) had to deal with what looked like a permanent Democratic majority in the Congress that was sometimes about as left-wing as Bernie Sanders (today, not then), and
1.) in his heart never gave a damn about domestic policy, which is one reason why he was able to pivot from the Republican most esteemed by the Civil Rights movement to the Ailes-advised genteel* race-baiter he became.

*...in comparison to George Wallace—fake Wallace-supporters were seeded into his audiences for him to be less-nasty-than.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:42am Wild Neil:

Cone update!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

Toxic New Jersey pigeon waste. Yark!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:44am fred:

Congress is set up to be a place for compromise. Now it's taken to be a four-letter word, which speaks volumes about how math is a lost art
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:45am βrian:

Who here has eaten:
1) Squirrel
2) Raccoon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:47am melinda:

I love this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:48am sphere:

agreed, melinda. this is a perfect cover.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:50am herb.nyc:

Hi. I read SANDERS by Ted Rall. Whoa!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:50am -Ken:

I prefer this show and this board to be a space for people to ESCAPE the current idiot wind blowing over the world. So please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:52am rsj:

no more talk of squab tacos
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:53am @sugarwolf@:

For awhile there was a warning not to eat squirrel from Ringwood from NJ, but apparently you can now??
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:53am βrian:

I should add:
3) Rabbit
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:53am -Ken:

Squab Talk is coming dangit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:54am rsj:

i've noticed a huge uptick in the chipmunk population, has anyone else noticed this? should we be alarmed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

I noticed that WFMU was started in 1958 and that was 58 years ago. What kind of evil magic is that?
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:54am Mark R:

I like the big-headed bathing beauties.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:54am fred:

@sugarwolf: this warning is very geographically specific. What's the backstory?
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:55am Mark R:

The Free Hugs guy's shack seems cool.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:55am herb.nyc:

I've eaten squab dark meat. Good
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:55am βrian:

Lead poisoning in the squirrels from a nearby superfund site, apparently.
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 9:56am KP:

This eno track would make a great political ad
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:56am Wild Neil:

@RSJ-my neighbor live traps chipmunks...and releases them in new zip codes. So far this summer, he has caught ten.
LIKE this Eno cover of Velvet Underground a lot.
@Brian-oh, I better cancel my hunting trip to Love Canal then...
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:56am ʧoʧo (:

The only interesting pidgeon-anecdote I have is about the first time I saw a white pigeon. I was eating in a huge dinning hall with glass walls then I look outside and saw a bunch of pigeons coming and then BANG! the only white pigeon of the group smashes into the wall and falls about 60 feet.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:57am AnAnonymousParty:

@βrian: I have eaten squirrel and rabbit.
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:57am Mark R:

Since Justin Bieber was hit by a car in Jersey City yesterday, my question is, which FMU DJ was behind the wheel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 9:57am -Ken:

Chipmunks where RSJ? I got a ton of them in Sussex County NJ
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:58am Listener142985:

''free hugs'' just became my work desktop background. thanks!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 9:59am Wild Neil:

Rabbit is supposed to be a very delicate meat.
@Ken-ever hear of Country Pie records in Newton? Used to go there a lot in the 80's...and also went on a couple dates with Ann...
Armenia City in the Sky is an AWESOME song!
  Wed. 7/27/16 9:59am herb.nyc:

I saw Petra do this, at Joe's Pube
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 9:59am rsj:

CT, and prospect park they're everywhere. it used to be a bit of a rarity, now they are darting in front of me everywhere i go, and i am not always wearing my blue WFMU shirt, so that's not it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:00am fred:

@Mark R: your asking is mighty suspicious
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:00am @sugarwolf@:

Apparently the lead found in testing was not from the squirrels but from the blender used in testing. MMMM squirrel smoothies!!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:01am Mark R:

I totally have an alibi, Fred.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:02am sphere:

Squirrel Girl is the most powerful hero in Marvel Comics. Truth.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:03am ʧoʧo (:

Talking about eating wild beasts. If they were legally edible, which WFMU DJ would you choose to eat and why?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:03am Marcel M:

Ken! Play Walrus, by Boris/Merzbow.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:04am Mark R:

It's not that easy to play the drums in those puffy Edwardian sleeves, either, dammit.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:05am βrian:

Fava beans just don't taste the same to me any more.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am kevlicki:

Good morning Ken, Marcel and all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am Cliff in Prague:

Hi Ken & everybody, I get to tune in live for the 1st time this month :)
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am tadpoles:

Thinking of The Who ... love the pictures of Lilys on the home page. Make my life so wonderful.
Thanks.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am ʧoʧo (:

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am Wild Neil:

I am relentless and cheap so I am going to Amvets to go record hunting tonight....building a new collection for when I finally get a turntable...its only a buck an album...found a weird album I may send to FMU about America
's time to Choose and Nembutol...its like an election spoof record and a pharmaceutical advertisement......
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:06am Marcel M:

Cliff!! Hows living in Euroland?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:07am βrian:

Record hunting? Now, those I've never eaten.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:08am BennettCap:

Yo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:09am Marcel M:

Haha... much pondering and much THC intake later...
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:09am Zach:

I remember you guys talking about the nest you found. How long ago was that? Was that on your show or SSD?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:09am βrian:

Wiccan or wicker?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:09am Cliff in Prague:

ʧoʧo!

Marcel, I can throw a stone in any direction and hit a pub, every restaurant has booze, and I can buy absinthe in any convenience store :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:10am MD:

I LOVE HOME-TOWN RADIO!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:10am Marcel M:

Ken thew something at one, it bounced right near him, and he didn't flinch. Ken had to convince me they were real. I thought he was hallucinating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:11am Marcel M:

Sounds good Cliff!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:11am fred:

@ʧoʧo (: Andy? When the question makes no sense, Andy Breckman is my go-to answer
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:11am Cliff in Prague:

Pigeons need to be featured on next year's WFMU t-shirt
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:11am kevlicki:

Strange, I've never seen a pigeon nest. But pigeons are everywhere! What do they look like, where do they make them, besides at wfmu?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:11am (Murakami Whywolf)):

@sphere:
Yes, 'being unbeatable' is about the best superpower there is, basically 100% effective Plot Armour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:12am MD:

IT'S THE MOB KEN! YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR PROTECTION MONEY!!! I KEEP TELLIN YA!!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:12am PMD:

My favorite part of that last set was Petra singing wah wah wah
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:12am PMD:

I am sad about the pigeons.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am Zach:

any chance we'll hear Clay Pigeons by the mountain goats?
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am herb.nyc:

Awww, pigeons
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am melinda:

That's a sad but illuminating story about the pigeons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am Marcel M:

@Ken: By the way, its Boris WITH merzbow, mostly boris, not a noise track: www.youtube.com...

Nice conclusion to the story. I wait with anticipation to see how the pigeons are doing on Friday.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am ʧoʧo (:

fred,

hahaha...Andy Breckman would be my first choice as well.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:13am herb.nyc:

John Doe of (the e)X, sat, Grand Victory
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:14am Greg from ZONE 5:

GW still doin' it!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:15am (Murakami Whywolf)):

Cliff in Prague:
Pigeons sitting on cones nailed to the letters 'WFMU' in Asphalt Medium Condensed Bold with Jersey Kerning?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:15am sphere:

didn't Bert of Sesame Street have a song and dance called "Doing the Pigeon"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:17am Murakami Whywolf))):

Our sweet little Murdercat has not killed more chipmunks this year than usually, mostly voles and a few more shrews than last year...and a couple of rabbits.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:17am Cliff in Prague:

Haha Murakami, WTH is *Jersey* Kerning??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:17am Marcel M:

Wow wow wow Go GW SOK!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:17am rsj:

i should post a photo of the anti-squirrel chicken wire cage i have around my garden, seems to be working for now--i may not need to electrify it after all.

in BK we have pigeons in the front sometimes, and lots of birds and no pigeons in the back. where there are real birds there are no pigeons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:18am -Ken:

Kevlicki, since you ask, pigeon nests look like little mini sacrificial alters, straight from the priops department of "The Blair Witch Project." Marcel will back me up on this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:19am Marcel M:

Its true, when we saw it, my first thought was, "Wiccan Ritual."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:19am fred:

@ʧoʧo (: Come to think of it, Andy is probably way more nutritious than the average ramen and NJ squirrel fed DJ. Looks like a good choice. He should beware of starving listeners
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:19am Wild Neil:

When I was a kid I would sit in my sandbox...in the kitchen...and spit in the sandbox then eat it. I really dug the crunchy texture...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:19am Cliff in Prague:

I wonder what the pigeons sacrifice to their Pigeon Goddess
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:20am Murakami Whywolf))):

Cliff in Prague:
It's a style of kerning I just made-up to overcomplicate the font designation, name suggested by FMU's home and the internal rhyme between 'Jersey' and 'kerning'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:20am Marcel M:

I then regaled Ken and the pigeons of the story about the first time I heard about Wikipedia I thought it was a website about Wiccan culture.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:21am Webhamster Henry:

When you started talking about dead pigeons, I feared for Clay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:21am fred:

@Marcel M: It's not???
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:21am melinda:

@sphere: yes, Bert did have a pigeon song & dance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:21am Cliff in Prague:

::makes fist:: We gotchyer kerning RIGHT HERE, PAL.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:21am ʧoʧo (:

Wait a minute..Marcel M, are you the same Marcel Ken refers every time he tells a I-was-smoking-weed-with-Marcel-in-the WFMU-building-when... anecdote?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:22am Marcel M:

@Fred: Here is a Wicca Wiki: wicca.wikia.com...

Haha.. this is amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:22am Marcel M:

I am, FOFO.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:24am Murakami Whywolf))):

When do Ken and the Pigeons play Monty Hall?…or Wiccan Pigeon Altar, have they re-formed yet?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:24am βrian:

But the orange cones! Whither the orange cones?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:25am Marcel M:

This Exploded View is great. New band it looks like.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:26am fred:

Exploded View has a "Brigitte Fontaine meets The Fall" side to it. I like it
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:26am Luke:

Hello.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:29am kevlicki:

Marcel and Ken, thanks, now I have to get educated on Wiccan rituals and actually sit thru the whole Blair witch project. I had zero patience for it when it was originally released.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:31am -Ken:

Kevlicki - No need to watch the movie. just visit the props department.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:31am Marcel M:

I still have not seen that either, Kev.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:31am βrian:

@kevlicki: I intended to watch that, but —ya know— it kept slipping my mind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:32am rsj:

the kids and i found a fancy turkey/rooster/chicken carcass clearly ritualized in prospect park last Easter while egg hunting/foraging
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:32am -Ken:

Or you can also base the pigeon nests on something out of The Wicker Man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:33am -Ken:

Nice rsj! Voodoo Ritual Refuse! I once found a bloody owl in a sheet that was voodoo related.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:33am βrian:

@rsj: any brightly colored eggs inside?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:33am @sugarwolf@:

@Marcel: there is a book titled Wiccapedia!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:35am ʧoʧo (:

Marcel M

Cool! I remember few weeks ago, perhaps in SSD, Ken tried to anonymised you when telling a 'we were smoking weed in the WFMU building' anectode saying something along the lines "I won't say with whom I was smoking". But then, like 2 minutes after he totally forgot and slipped your name. Remember, Ken?

Oh, how much fun is to notice this type of things.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:36am Wild Neil:

When I was a student at Syracuse U I knew a Wiccan girl who liked King Crimson and in her rental house she had a closet door that opened into a room in the earth made out of rock..in the basement.....covered with odd graffiti and slogans...it was odd!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:36am Marcel M:

weed is just an ingredient in the Wiccan ritual.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:38am -Ken:

That is the woman you should have married, Wild Neil. Your loss.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:39am kevlicki:

Ken, now I need to see the Wicker Man?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:39am @sugarwolf@:

@Wild Neil: it sounds like a portal to another dimension!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:44am sphere:

My dad couldn't stand Blair Witch Project because of the nonstop handicam action.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:45am Vivian:

@Wild Neil, she may out there, still available! Speaking of movies, thanks to one of Ken's gifs, we watched 'Children of Men'. Eerie how it can be mistaken for today's events.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:46am Murakami Whywolf))):

I doubt "The Blair Witch Project" has much to do with real (term used advisedly) Wicca…I always got the impression that it was about watchinng Millenial girls panting in fear under low-light conditions, and though I'm sure Crowley would have liked that, none of it was in the Ancient Wisdom Gardner cribbed from him for the "Book of Shadows".
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:46am AnAnonymousParty:

In Japanese, 'Goodbye, Testicles' is 'Sayonara, umeboshi!'
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:47am βrian:

Yeah, I skipped Run, Lola, Run for the same reason. I'll just shake my TV if I want that effect.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:47am Polyus:

P.D. James' book is worth checking out as well, though a very different vibe from the movie.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:47am Mark S:

That's not nice
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:48am βrian:

You do have security cams, right?
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:48am Beldar:

The cones were not stolen, they were set free and sent home.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:49am thedunkel:

block the driveway with the pipe that JC sanitation won't pick up…
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:49am rsj:

Assfault must be cheap these days with low oil prices
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am thedunkel:

vimeo.com...
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am Wild Neil:

She WAS super hot...and still is at 49 (thank you Facebook!)...but now I am a married man...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am Planet Tyler:

So where can we see this video of madman Ken? :)
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am Luke:

Keep up the fight Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am Cliff in Prague:

Pylons!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:50am Webhamster Henry:

Hey if you're going to use that asphalt line, you have to play Paul McMahon's "Turtles" www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:51am Cliff in Prague:

Otamatone!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

"This concludes our weekly EAS (Extraordinary Asphalt Story)."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:52am thedunkel:

goo.gl...
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:53am kevlicki:

Is this beaker from the muppets singing?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:53am Wild Neil:

I think Nirvana got a lot of ideas from Mudhoney....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:54am Marcel M:

Thats a wild theory, wild neil.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:54am fred:

You should get Andy to put gold-plated cones in there, then have Irwin and Bosh defend the turf
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:54am ʧoʧo (:

I have an idea!

Summoned all WFMU pigeons into one place. Catch them. Decapitate them. Put heads in a box. Send box to the jerk next door with a red blooded message saying 'Do NOT mess with the cones!'.

No more pigeons in WFMU building! No more jerk complain! Problems solved!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Sometimes you don't always notice the subtle differences in sound between a Stratocaster and a Les Paul, and then you hear something like this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:55am fred:

Humppanirvana remains the best cover of this song
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:56am Mikeee:

KG can you re-post pylon nailing video.
  Wed. 7/27/16 10:56am Andy the painter:

this Andy would be glad to put gold LEAFED cones out there.

ken, there comes a time when every man must decide between being the nut with a hammer, or the grown up with the reflective pylons. congrats.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:57am βrian:

You could slice warm butter with that diction!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:57am AnAnonymousParty:

Is that drunk Dean Milan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:57am Cliff in Prague:

Pooeyflute!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:58am fred:

This is gold indeed
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:58am cee:

man, so glad i made it in time for scheiss fluten
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 10:58am Planet Tyler:

O man Shittyflute is making me bust a gut
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 10:58am dfb:

i had to log in to say holy fuck !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:59am Marcel M:

The people doing construction right outside my window must think I'm insane.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:59am Marcel M:

Or.. realize that I'm insane, rather.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 10:59am coelacanth:

oh, shitty flute's on. i had to turn it off for shitty mumbly dude.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:00am cee:

i feel like i'm at home when ken drops some poopyflute. finally, a place for me to be myself
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:00am SueAdynamo:

if my husband was listening to me listening to this he would at this point say, "Well that's what's wrong with you right there."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:00am fred:

@Marcel M: Stopping the air fluting might help
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:01am Wild Neil:

For lunch: Cold Kielbasa sandwhich with mayo and white American cheese (not actual kielbasa but Aldi's version of it-which is better cold and very salty!)....blue corn chips (or sourdough pretzel nuggets) and peanuts....maybe something from the machine too for desert?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:01am coelacanth:

...so Ken, why don't you have their vehicles towed? 4X and they'll never block your driveway again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:01am fred:

YEAH!!!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:02am dfb:

it rodks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:03am Jeff:

Shittyflute an Eläkeläiset both make me smile with genuine joy.

What has WFMU done to me?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:03am cee:

this Eläkeläiset is pretty punk tho
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:04am ʧoʧo (:

Kielbasa!! Isn't that a word mentioned in the Big Sausage Pizza porn for the blind sound clip?! I have never seen this word before!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:05am βrian:

Smoke on the Water, yo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:05am cory:

OH GOD. PLEASE 3 HOURS!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:06am fred:

Dokaka also has a pretty great version
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:07am βrian:

Squirrel adds a dense leanness to kielbasa that you just can't get from pork or turkey.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:07am mark R:

The Dunkel, I'm pretty sure all the problems Ken presented on his Marathon video are still there to be solved, except I think the huge chunk of pipe has finally been removed.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:07am AnAnonymousParty:

Easy to ≠ easy to bear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:08am Webhamster Henry:

You mean there's a Ken-o-matic Zingatron?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:09am Wild Neil:

Sounds very experimental! I think there are remote operated shortwave radio, this reminds me of SSD...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:09am Cliff in Prague:

Text-to-speech machine with samples of your voices?
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:09am Brendan:

Hey Ken !
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:10am Ken From Hyde Park:

Guaranteed success if the third caller is Aaron from Minneapolis!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:10am -Ken:

Yes, an Andy Zingatron and a Ken Zingatron, each controlled by different people, and then a 3rd listener calls in to interact with said Zingatrons.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:11am ʧoʧo (:

There must be a 4th listener to play 'Beth's calling in' soundboard everytime Andy's soundboard says something truly embarrassing for the Breckman family.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:11am -Ken:

coelacanth excellent question - I can only tow cars out of my parking lot, not out of the street. I dont own the street.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:13am coelacanth:

Ken - even if they're blocking your exit?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:13am -Ken:

Yep. I tried.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:13am coelacanth:

...that's not fair.
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 11:14am Whooda:

Ey! you kids outta my driveway, stay off the grass, that means you too DJ station manager Ken. And tell your punk kid he should practice air guitar instead of flute. he sounds like poo!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:15am βrian:

Perhaps you could have "some friends" park them in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:15am cory:

i'll try to get my wife drunk enough to call in
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:15am coelacanth:

have you tried parking in such a way as to block THEIR exit? (that's still legal)
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:16am Wild Neil:

Wow, in Buffalo its pretty much understood you CANNOT park in front of ANYBODYS driveway blocking in people. Neither residential nor commercial (nor non-commercial non-profit...well, you know...)
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:16am βrian:

@coel: probably not legal, but no less legal.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:16am Brendan:

Id would be a shame if something were to 'happen' to those offending vehicles
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:16am -Ken:

Unrelated to anything in particular, we are considering a lot of new features for this hear chatboard, including being able to reply to other posts, and then being able to create new threads of chat that would exist on separate tabs, and also being able to render certain posters invisible.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:17am βrian:

... and delivery people *hate* to be impeded.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:17am ʧoʧo (:

Exactly, Wild Neil! SSD idea sound very experimental! In the distant future, SSD episodes are going to be starred by Artificial Intelligence robots resembling Andy and Ken in voice and personaity. Callers could be real people or robots. No one will tell the difference! And because they are Artificially Intelligent powered, there will be no 'I lose the will to live' excuses! Just laughs!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:17am βrian:

Simplicity is a virtue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cool chatboard news. Someone asked about hearts for pledgers the other day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:19am Marcel M:

@Ken: That all sounds pretty awesome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:19am cory:

@Ken, i dig the options you mentioned
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:19am coelacanth:

well, i know a guy who'd "tow" their cars out of the way. ("drag" would be a better term, since he'd pull them from the side)
...he might not do it for a stranger though; and not in broad daylight.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:19am βrian:

Maybe bring in the iTunes design team while you're at it.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:20am ʧoʧo (:

SCHLAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!

I don't remember if I told you guys but Schlammpeitziger is actually pronounced:

Sch - Like saying Shit
Lamp - Like saying Lamb
Eit - Like saying Hey!
Tz - Like when you sneeze (i.e. achooo!)
Iger - Like saying Iceberg

So its basically like saying

Shit-Lamb-Hey-Achoo-Iceberg

Trust me. I took a basic introductory German class in 1998 and I still remember everything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:20am Andrew Waterloo:

If you base the AI of those robots off of everything that has already been said on SSD, won't SSD become a bunch of "we're terrible. huh huh.. this will definitely be our last show. huh huh " ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:21am -Ken:

Yes, the hearts shall return..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:21am Cliff in Prague:

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this other dude who takes care of things, if you know what I mean
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:22am cory:

i know a dude with a flat-bed. we both live in indiana. so...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:23am melinda:

Yes to Muppet Christ Superstar!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:23am coelacanth:

regarding the comment board: why?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:24am coelacanth:

hahaha! "your right-hand...thing"!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:24am Wild Neil:

Sounds like the comment board will become more like a....forum...
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:24am will:

Almost sounds like gonzo
Avatar    Wed. 7/27/16 11:24am Whooda:

www.google.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:25am Planet Tyler:

Is that Jesus Is Watching You pic from Texas, cos thats exactly what TX looks like
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:26am Marie:

Will stalking be allowed? (on the new "forum")?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:26am cory:

could be kansas
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:26am Marcel M:

I love the OG JC Super Star version of this as well haha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:27am cory:

@Wild Neil, sounds more like a reddit thread to me
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:27am Planet Tyler:

Yeah maybe not Texas - TX has alternating Jesus/Church signs with strip clubs. those economies feed well of each other
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:27am ʧoʧo (:

Cliff,

My cousin's friend knows that guy!
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:28am Wild Neil:

I kinda like the chatboard the way it is...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:28am -Ken:

coelacanth, because sometimes you need to silence somebody right? And sometimes you have 10 different conversations going on at once and it becomes very hard to follow if you have the poor judgement to look away for 3 minutes,
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:29am markreichard:

Remember in the Simpson's Movie when everybody thought it was the end of the world and all the churchgoers went to the bar and all the bar patrons went into the church?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:29am Henry:

muppet Godspell next?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:29am Mark S:

Change is good
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:29am -Ken:

@Marie - NO it will not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:29am Andrew Waterloo:

I remember when Lissa Simpson became President and had to clean up Trump's mess.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:30am βrian:

It's New Mexico or Colorado. I'm guessing NM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:30am coelacanth:

Ken, oh. well, i could just shut up NOW... problem solved!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:31am cory:

lol
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:33am Cecile:

Ken you might want to look up Tyro Rex Supersaur. Full libretto and the creators are amenable to it being produced.p

What a snarly little song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:34am mark R:

I like the turn this set has taken with these riot grirrrls.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:34am Zach:

not a huge fan of different threads in the chat room, since there aren't so many people that you miss stuff, would just make the chatroom look quiter. but hey il stlil be here regardless
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:35am coelacanth:

will the new way change the way we can be having several conversations at once?
...i kind of like that it's like a group of people (as if in a room...a "chat room" i shall call it) and everyone or anyone is potentially involved with any conversation.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:35am ʧoʧo (:

A glimpse into the future forum:

Taco thread - 1023 comments - moderator Cecile
Music thread - 12 comments - moderator Cory
Drug thread - 95 comments - moderator Marcel M
Pigeon thread - 58321 comments - Moderator PLU
Cones thread - 19231 comments Moderator Ken
Politics thread - 12138291 comments - Moderator Wild Neil
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:36am AnAnonymousParty:

'Chat Room'? I've always thought of this as 'Party Cove'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:36am mark R:

Oh you know it will quickly be private chats devoted to particular sexual proclivities.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:37am cory:

whoa, why do i get the music thread? too much pressure. can i get the smoking, drinking and napping thread?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:37am βrian:

New Mexico it is. Google Street View:
tinyurl.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:38am mark r:

New Mexico looks like a thrill a minute. Also not hot or anything.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:38am Wild Neil:

Lol @ F0F0...
@Brian-WOW, you actually FOUND IT?? WOW.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:38am Andrew Waterloo:

It would be nice to pay intermittent attention to the chat and still maintain a thread.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:38am coelacanth:

i think the occasional "troll" (or just asshole) could be handled better if hosts were encouraged to delete offensive or antagonistic posts, maybe with one warning. some djs seem to not know that's possible, while they watch their comment board spiral down a cesspool.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:39am Brendan:

Id like a thread devoted to goats if thats ok
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:39am cory:

^weirdo #LOL
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:39am ʧoʧo (:

Over my dead body, Brendan. That's mine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:40am Cliff in Prague:

Oh my gawd, this Revillos track is amazeballlllls
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:40am cory:

btw, the S.U.W. weirdo shirt is awseome
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:41am AnAnonymousParty:

I guess this is the Thing part?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:41am Wild Neil:

Saw the Stephen Hawking movie last night...its pretty good!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:42am Cliff in Prague:

Or that was Neneh Cherry, ok
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:42am Dean:

Neneh Cherry should have sung for King Crimson.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:42am chris:

that was wonderful, Ken
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:43am Dave Z.:

You should eat dirt for playing that thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:43am Webhamster Henry:

(Gonzo)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:43am Webhamster Henry:

You should play deeper cuts from MCS. And of course Dylan Hears a Who.
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:44am herb.nyc:

I'm gone 90"
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:44am Listener David:

He was doing Gonzo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:44am Cliff in Prague:

Meatcake
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:45am herb.nyc:

...
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:46am herb.nyc:

...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:46am iiike:

Wait, so you're going to participate, Ken? I'm IN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:46am Cliff in Prague:

They eat lots of processed pork products here in Prague
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:47am Mister Dobalina:

Muppet Christ Superstar.... what a gem in the rough. Thanks for putting me on!
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:47am Brendan:

Easy on the beefcake
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:47am βrian:

I bet you could find Rabbit pretty easily, Cliff. Maybe not Raccoon or Squirrel.
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:48am Mister Dobalina:

On a side note.. bit.ly...
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:50am Wild Neil:

@Cliff-what is the most surprising thing about Prague and the Czech Republic?
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:50am βrian:

I see that Google Street View's facial recognition algorithm has obscured Jesus' face! Ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:50am -Ken:

Yes, come out and support the station Friday night at Monty Hall: Tix in advance or at the door: montyhall.ticketfly.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:51am Cliff in Prague:

All the bureaucracy, Wild Neil... also they don't have any concept of customer service
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:52am ʧoʧo (:

But they have DVA, Cliff! Can't beat that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:53am 1ke:

@Coel@11:38, agreed re: trolls. In some cases IDK if the DJs just don't know they can lay down the law or if they're just like, "eh, this is a free speech zone, let 'em run wild, whatever, I'll focus on doing my show."
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:53am Brendan:

Surfs up in Goa
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:53am Cliff in Prague:

What's DVA, ʧoʧo? (Other than the Czech word for 2)

And while we're at it, how would you pronounce "Strč prst skrz krk"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:54am -Ken:

Yes, I think that's the situation Ike
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:55am ʧoʧo (:

Would the 2nd Amendment be still valid in the WFMU new chat forums?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:56am -Ken:

Thanks everybody! Tune in to SSD tonight and come to Monty Hall Friday night, if you can! See you next week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:56am iiike:

You mean the latter? Well once or twice a DJ actually said something like "I can't delete comments" so it's not *always* the latter. My reaction was, "Can't? Eh? Sure you can, can't you?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:56am MD:

this is like music to take GLEEMENEX By!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:56am Cliff in Prague:

Thank you Ken!
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:56am ʧoʧo (:

Cliff,
DVA is the most awesome band hailing from Czech republic.

Strč prst skrz krk = Sreet pretzels
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:57am Michael 98145:

Heh, Cliff. Somewhere i have a t-shirt with that -stick a finger thru your neck- phrase ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:57am coelacanth:

Ike, in the latter case i completely respect that point of view...but then there are times when the hostility or the self-indulgent,inane bullshit is obviously upsetting the dj - yet no action is taken. (i could but wont name names)
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:57am Brendan:

The word surf came from India . Suffe meaning coastline was later adopted by Portugese sailors and suffe became surf.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:57am MD:

sailing by.....on gleemenex!!!!!
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:57am ʧoʧo (:

Thanks, Ken! Great music/gifs as usual! Till next episode, people! Take care!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:58am Marcel M:

Thanks Ken! Bye all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:58am coelacanth:

wow it's noon! Thanks Ken.
tchau peeps
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/27/16 11:58am MD:

THANKS KEN!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THE "PIGEONS"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 11:58am Cliff in Prague:

I'll check them out ʧoʧo!
  Wed. 7/27/16 11:59am Brendan:

Thanks be to Ken
Avatar Wed. 7/27/16 11:59am Wild Neil:

Great show, Ken....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/27/16 12:00pm cory:

thanks for the great show!
  Wed. 7/27/16 12:00pm bimbo:

Please sir, I hope im not late. Are you still taking requests?
  Wed. 7/27/16 12:01pm bimbo:

Please sir Ken. Are you still taking requests?
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