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Options March 2, 2016: A Show for the Undecided Pledgers

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:00pm Lizardner Dave:

Happy birthday Andy. Go to hell!
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:02pm glenn:

who are we eulogizing tonight?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:02pm cosmic matrix:

other way around! andy has been BORN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, neither of these guys are dead. Let's start the show.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:03pm Marcel M:

Hello!
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:03pm Fredericks:

Andy will probably be here.
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:03pm cosmic matrix:

andy is BORN again! ....wait, i thought you were JEWISH, andy?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:03pm Fredericks:

Retire on your 70th, Andy.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:03pm Marcel M:

Hahhahaha! I love that joke! I'm gonna tell it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:04pm Cliff:

Seven Second Delay: The Retiree edition
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:04pm Cliff:

It's all in the delivery, Marcel
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:06pm glenn:

define many.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:08pm Nick the Bard:

Everybody soak Andy with mouse pledges for me
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:10pm Marcel M:

Oh yeah... the teaching thing. How are we not asking Andy about how that is going?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:11pm cosmic matrix:

that really happened.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:11pm herb.nyc:

I give up, am I a man or woman?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Nick why arnt you answering? oooohhh is this the boxcar studio? whats the number?
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:13pm herb.nyc:

DONT do voice-text-voice, plz
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:13pm cosmic matrix:

voice-->text-->voice was a smashing success!! more please
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:14pm Cliff:

The text-to-voice one was great, I actually made it through the entire hour that time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/2/16 6:14pm Carmichael:

A 7 second delay is in direct conflict with the concept of the Early Bird Special.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:14pm Tommy:

The "worst gig" show was great
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:14pm cosmic matrix:

don't listen to herb, what does he know? hasn't even pledged! :)
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:14pm Listener Robert:

You also did 1 extra, secret show. (I presume the 2nd was a scam, there being only 19 secret words.)
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:15pm ram:

Play John Denver's Sunshine song!!!!
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:16pm Listener Robert:

I still think you should keep doing the same car-racing movie for commentary each time. See how many different things you can say about the same thing if you keep doing it for years.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:17pm brandon:

how much money do we have to pledge to get WFMU down to one day a week?
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:17pm brandon:

i mean JM in the AM
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:18pm Listener Robert:

Brandon, if in the AM you mean JM, what do you mean in the PM?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Geez way to kick a guy when hes down
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:19pm herb.nyc:

@c.matrix- you liked that voice-txt show??!!
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:20pm khd:

ken, i will donate 20 bucks now if you give me animated gif powers for my avatar
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:20pm Nick the Bard:

how much to pledge to make jm in the am ten days a week just to spite brandon?
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:20pm brandon:

"the sonia and robert gold studio" ugh
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:21pm herb.nyc:

ALL dj's hafta say "hi Amy Vogel"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:21pm Twenty Benson & Hedges:

Bring back the benediction. That'll get the pledges rolling in.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:21pm Marcel M:

@Brandon: You're gonna need a lot of strict orthodox Jews to start liking the station sans Nachum to get that to happen. Good luck!
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:21pm cosmic matrix:

@herb, yes? a lot?
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:22pm Listener Robert:

I suppose Nachum could do add'l secret shows for the sufficiently loyal.
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

@herb, we could rock paper scissors
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:23pm herb.nyc:

Nachum's extra $ goes to jihad???
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:23pm Listener Robert:

Remember the 2 Jewish programs that preceded Nachum's?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:23pm cosmic matrix:

G. Haad, the rapper.
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:24pm Listener Julian:

Guys, how much $ would it cost to bring back the old Telstar theme song?
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:24pm Donald J Trump:

Would love to pledge but Chris Christie is so far up my butt i can't reach my wallet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

How much money would it take to get people to call in that actual know how to talk on the phone?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:26pm Listener Julian:

Nick, some of us are shy.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:26pm Marcel M:

I world without WFMU would make me very sad.
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:26pm cosmic matrix:

"that actual know" how to type??? bwhahahaa
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:26pm Marcel M:

a world*
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:26pm Nick the Bard:

and some of you have never talked on the phone, or have had a conversation in a general sense
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:27pm Twenty Benson & Hedges:

@ Nick - They don't call us lonely hippies for no reason.
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:28pm Listener Robert:

Julian, it should be Telstar with the "Go To Hell" lyrics.
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:28pm cosmic matrix:

either i hear andy's restless leg, or you guys have a new little guinea pig
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:28pm herb.nyc:

Any $ for ISIS? and ISIL?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:29pm cosmic matrix:

how about a hollowed out koran where you put yer WEED ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/2/16 6:29pm Carmichael:

Nick, you're describing the SUW demographic to a tee.
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:30pm Listener Robert:

Herb, I sure hope that's the goddess & the Int'l Soc. for Individual Liberty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:30pm melinda:

What's SUW?
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:31pm Listener Julian:

Happy birthday, Andy!
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:32pm BennettCap:

Old Friends by Simon and Garfunkel.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:32pm herb.nyc:

@Robert. Suuuuuuuuure
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:32pm Listener Robert:

Melinda, SUW's the show that got rid of the other Andy (Frangry's co-worker) as co-host so they could have BOTH hosts be 12 YO girls.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:33pm herb.nyc:

S
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:33pm Marcel M:

Triumph's election special was AMAZING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:33pm Nick the Bard:

SUW - Shut up Weirdo, the 6-7pm show on Friday
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:33pm coelacanth:

that's not fair Robert...they only ACT like 12-year-olds.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:34pm Marcel M:

Wait... was Triumph really on the show or was that a joke?!?! When was that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:34pm Cliff:

Listener Robert, it was also that the Other Andy wanted to change the day/time of the show and Frangry wanted to keep it on Fridays at 6
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:35pm Wilson.:

Happy Birthday Andy! Another kick ass show you guys pulled off was the 'Green Show' keeping you guys on air with an excessive bike... So f-ing funny!!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:35pm cosmic matrix:

it made me cringe to listen, the way she used to be so rude to him!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:35pm melinda:

Thanks guys, I know the show but did not make the connection.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:35pm Wilson.:

Exercise
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:35pm Greg of Portland:

@Marcel Andy is listed in the credits! It made me way more happy than it should have to see his name flash on the screen. And JESUS, that special is FUNNY.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:36pm Marcel M:

@Greg: Seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in my life! Really?! Didn't see his name. Writing credit?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:38pm Nick the Bard:

I almost bought sgt. Bilko at 7-11 this morning
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:38pm Marcel M:

@Nick: Hahahah. That is a funny image.
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:40pm brandon:

every weekday my alarm goes off to JM in the AM... its killing me
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:40pm coelacanth:

aren't there dorky frats that aren't as insufferable?
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:40pm Marcel M:

@Brandon: Change it to KTU?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:41pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Nick you sounded annoyed when I called back lol
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:42pm Power Papi:

I don't love the show,but I think it has a great personality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:43pm Nick the Bard:

I get annoyed whenever anyone calls in twice or more
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:44pm Marcel M:

@Nick: We like Aaron. Just let him thru when he calls. He insults Andy well :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

It was a slow show so I helped them out lol, sorry
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:44pm Listener Robert:

Nick, you always sound at least mildly perturbed. We love you that way.
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:44pm Marcel M:

Its okay to say brother to black guys (if yr white) as long as you accentuate the ER. Hey brothER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:45pm Cliff:

I annoyed Nick the Bard once by calling in at the end of SSD, and then calling back at the beginning of DIFM to continue my SSD call (he did put me on the air though! :)
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:45pm Listener Robert:

How did Nick know it was you, Aaron?
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:45pm Marcel M:

@Aaron: I've met and hung out with Nick and when I call he seems to want to kill me. Don't take it personally.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:45pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I will just tell nick to turn that frown upside down next time
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:45pm herb.nyc:

Rubio won the state of Imagination
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:46pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Robert my computer has a lisp thats how
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:47pm Nick the Bard:

on the phone during the show i'm working, so I need to be a professional
off the phone i'm not, so I don't really give a shit what's going on
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:47pm Marcel M:

Oh shit Jihad chicken!
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:48pm Marcel M:

We love you Nick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:48pm coelacanth:

so we have to hollow out our korans ourselves?
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:48pm Marcel M:

I have a 7SD show Idea, call up the dudes in Iran where you can ask about Koran laws. Get some advice guys.
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:49pm Listener Robert:

Aaron, can you feed your vocoder thru Melodyne? That's how Neil Cicerega did, for instance, "Crocodile Chop" that Ken played this AM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:50pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

is that like AutoTune?
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:51pm ledzeppelinsucks:

Andy getting shot with what?
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:51pm Listener Robert:

Darn, I misspelled Cicierega above, and once I criticized Ken on his pronunciation of that name. Yes, Aaron, it's Sonar's autotune.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:51pm Cliff:

Crocodile Chop was a great mashup, hadn't heard it before, thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Robert I have too much self worth for it
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:53pm Marcel M:

Psych?! hahaha
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:53pm Listener Robert:

When Ken played that the 1st time, 2 yrs. ago IIRC, that's what turned me on to Neilcic, although if I'd been paying att'n, I SHOULD have been turned on to him yrs. earlier by Jesse Walker, whose column I happen to have open in the other tab right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:53pm coelacanth:

have either of you ever extracted a bb from your flesh? (just curious)
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:53pm ram:

My advice: don't forget you become too self-important when you are in fundraising mode and there's nothing worse than obnoxious djs (Frangry). And Andy can pretend to be David Bowie's corpse. Good luck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:55pm Nick the Bard:

I've been following Neil since back in like, 2000 when Hyakugoichiii!! first showed up and he had his mp3.com page going
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:55pm coelacanth:

No! Make it stop!
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:55pm cosmic matrix:

oogie?
Avatar Wed. 3/2/16 6:56pm Marcel M:

hahahahhah
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:56pm coelacanth:

Okay that was funny!
Avatar    Wed. 3/2/16 6:57pm cosmic matrix:

donald mcmonkey?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:58pm Cliff:

I feel more empathy for Andy now that he sounds like a frantic middle-aged woman
  Wed. 3/2/16 6:58pm Wilson.:

This show was so good!!!
     Wed. 3/2/16 6:58pm Listener Robert:

I saw a mouse on Lydig Ave. today, & Ken's a former colleague of Jesse Walker I think, so we come full circle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/2/16 6:59pm coelacanth:

i'd like to hear Pseu and Frangry do a marathon show.
...i'd pay for that!
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