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Options September 9, 2015: Tonight's Programme: A Serious Discussion of the 2016 Presidential Campaign

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Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:02pm Marcel M:

Oh boy... here it goes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I, for one, welcome our robot-voiced overlords.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:03pm Cliff:

I think I prefer the synthesized-voice versions of Andy and Ken to the human ones
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:03pm Marcel M:

Oh man this is gonna be a rough hour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:04pm ChrisB.:

56 more minutes of this?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:04pm foofs:

BBC Radio 4 has been like this ever since the general election.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:04pm Trolleybus:

Radio for the satnav.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:04pm Dean:

This sort of dispenses with the need for a seven-second delay, though, doesn't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:05pm cklequ:

It's about time somebody started discussing the 2016 campaign.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:05pm Marcel M:

hahahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:05pm steve:

im laughing already
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:05pm Cliff:

Unless they accidentally type a bad word into the synthesizer and hit return before they think to delete it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:05pm Mike East:

@Marcel - have you never heard of speech serious before?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:06pm Marcel M:

@Mike East: Not until just now. You can learn SO much from this show.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:06pm Dean:

Synthesizer automatically checks against the black list and, voila, no more "fuck"!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:06pm ScottC:

I can't fucking take I can't I cn't take it I CAN'T TAKE IT STOP STOP ST............................
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:07pm Ike:

What ScottC said. This is excruciating. It's the Mega-Uncanny Valley of radio talk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:07pm George of Troy:

How long before one of the speech synths loses the will to live?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:08pm quinn:

NO
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:08pm Marcel M:

Today's episode really exemplifies how dedicated a 7SD listener must be.... We must be the most forgiving fans of anything on the planet.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:08pm Bas NL:

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  Wed. 9/9/15 6:08pm frog:

this almost sounds like twitch chat
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:08pm Alison Porchnik:

This show sounds exactly like all the other shows. I don't see what the big deal is.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:09pm Marcel M:

I think Ken is funnier than Andy as a robot.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:09pm Courtney of Morris:

Wait just tuned in what's happening
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:09pm Cliff:

They're robots now.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:10pm herb.nyc:

Sexy voices, like Diane Rehm's!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:10pm cklequ:

We're all robots now.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:11pm Cliff:

Anyways, didn't they steal this idea from Night People?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:11pm ken G.:

This is terrible! No donation toight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

I miss Ross Perot :/
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:11pm Dean:

Is Ken talking about Snoop Doggy Dog back in the day?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:12pm excuse me:

This sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:13pm BadGuyZero:

.. / -... . - / .- -. -.. -.-- / -.-. .- -. - / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ...
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:14pm Lorenzo:

Can the entire Fall season of Seven Second Delay be like this? Please?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:14pm ken G.:

I'm missing sarah palin! At least she is nice in the eyes!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:14pm drewo:

Brilliant
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:14pm steuben:

this is the best 7 second delay I have ever heard in my life
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:15pm frog:

abandon the skit or riot!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:15pm Alison Porchnik:

This is the best 7SD ever. Finally some serious ideas I can get behind. And I can understand what they're sayings for once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:16pm cklequ:

Be very very careful about gramma.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:17pm Alison Porchnik:

Why aren't you taking about Jim Webb?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:17pm Dean:

Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two !
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:17pm Anna F:

Yooo what the heck is going on I just tuned in
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:17pm Mike East:

this is one for the history books
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:18pm DESTRUCTOID:

ABORT!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:18pm Dean:

Looks nice in the eyes and sweet on the seat.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:19pm Sam:

Ha, I was flipping through the radio dial looking for Seven Second Delay, and I found this and I thought, No that's not it, that's got to be NPR. I totally thought this was NPR.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:19pm Sam:

This is so fucking awful
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:20pm foofs:

I only wanted to pay my sodding electricity bill!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:20pm Romeyn:

this is insane!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:20pm Dean:

Actually, it's from Bell Labs, pre-2001, i.e., pre-1968.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:21pm George of Troy:

So far I'd rank this the 2nd best 7SD I've ever heard, right behind the conference call party episode.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:21pm steve:

they should take calls
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:21pm Dean:

I'd like to hear them take a stab at ordering Mexican or Thai food.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm jan:

These voices are preferable to the usual dialogue.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm Mutant:

That's a pretty good British accent.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm herb.nyc:

Can I hear this show in Braille, plz?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm quinn:

I still love you guys... in a way
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm Sam:

If one of you says "Support for NPR comes from the John B. and Ellen P. MacArthur Foundation" it will sound totally real.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:22pm Marcel M:

A ha!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:23pm Romeyn:

i tune in to hear ken and andy not two robots from the movie 2001 a space odyssey
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:23pm Chris M.:

i was instantly able to tell who was who
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:23pm drewo:

Andy says 'wot'.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:23pm Sam:

This sounds like a conversation between Michele and Vicki!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:24pm Nick the Bard:

Support liquors, wha?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:24pm Dean:

Catherine T. MacArthur is *so* pissed at her sister-in-law Ellen P.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:25pm Bas NL:

This takes some heavy keyboard action for Ken and Andy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:26pm steve:

Bas - i think the software is taking their actual spoken words in real time and converting to robot voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:27pm Alison Porchnik:

In all seriousness, what is your feeling about Jim Webb vs that guy from Rhode Island with the funny name? Who has the upper hand against the Clinton-Sanders ticket?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:27pm Sam:

I think they're actually talking, and the computer is writing it down and then turning it back into text.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:27pm Sam:

"And so in matters vegetable animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern major general"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:28pm Cliff:

That might explain explain the random glitches
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:28pm Marcel M:

hahahha
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:28pm Bas NL:

@steve The current speedup now is giving it away..
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:29pm Ken Gurian:

What would happen if you said supercalifragalisticespialodocious?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:30pm ScottC:

this show just got more interesting when they suggested putting voters in concentration camps...
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:31pm Romeyn:

hooray for josh brecknan
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:31pm Bas NL:

Out of memory?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm Marcel M:

THEY BROKE IT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm -max-:

"Hey, you broke the President, man!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm steve:

uh oh
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm Cliff:

Nooooooooooo
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm ScottC:

they sound like an old ex-pat married couple that is losing their shizzle in Clapham
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm steve:

[riotous applause]
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm Sam:

I think the robots actually took over and strangled Andy and Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:32pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Robot down!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm Ken Gurian:

Ha you said supercalifragalisticespialodocious and looked what happened! It worked!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm cklequ:

The audio from this show needs to be dubbed over the audio from every single upcoming presidential debate. Even if it did just cut out...
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm Marcel M:

It seemed like they got along much better because the robots can't sound sarcastic
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm Jeff:

Andy talks just like Battlestar Galactica.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm ScottC:

this must be the credits.. lights up -my feet are sticking to the floor...
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:33pm Mutant:

One benefit is that you can't hear Andy chewing gum
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm Ken Gurian:

Dead air chicken?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm Bas NL:

Next up: Cooking with daleks.. ;)
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm Sam:

Not too many zingers so far...
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm ScottC:

@Mutant that gets dubbed in later in Post-Production
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm Romeyn:

is this andys next project a comedy version of battle star galactica
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:34pm Ken Gurian:

Peddle faster Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Is this Devon E. Levins programming now?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:36pm Ken Gurian:

Love the show
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:36pm Ken Gurian:

Can't believe I got through
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:36pm Sam:

I can't believe I'm still listening!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:37pm Ken Gurian:

First time texter
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Call 201-209-9368 with suggestions for robot repair actions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:39pm Cliff:

My tarot reading this morning was XVI. The Tower and 0. The Fool, which if you look here: www.billheidrick.com... is described as "Delirium, ravings. Also various forms of "speaking with a spirit", mediumism." Not joking!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:40pm Sam:

Andy, can you say "Cockfosters"?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:41pm Fredericks:

Talk about how Bernie Sanders has workable solutions to the United States' problems.
Yet he is "unelectable."
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:41pm Ken Gurian:

Funny andys robot speaks right into the mike...unlike andy
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:41pm cosmic matrix:

THIS IS FANTASTIC
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:42pm ScottC:

Oooooohhh eyeeeee geeeet iiiitttt this is a new Uncle Andy App riiiight?
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:44pm Nick in Montclair:

Great stuff! Post-human fun with politics.? Or fun with post-human politics?

Funnier than Kenny G.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:44pm Sam:

You should get a program that takes everything you say and makes it funnier.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:45pm Cliff:

Speech recognition has a come a long way from the days when you would say "recognize speech" and it would get transcribed as "wreck a nice beach"
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:45pm cosmic matrix:

GREAT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:46pm steve:

you guys should do this again next week, but take calls and do a show with normal banter
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:46pm Sam:

The awkward word spacing and pauses would work perfectly if it was a William Shatner voice.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:47pm Twenty Benson and Hedges:

Has Josh Breckman announced his candidacy for president yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:47pm Jeff:

@Sam wins the comments.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

the amazon review of who tooted is spectacular!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:48pm Marcel M:

Its pretty cool that it lets you curse sorta
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:48pm Sam:

Thanks Jeff. I love your profile picture.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:49pm Cliff:

F-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk you too!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:49pm Marcel M:

hahahhahahhah
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:50pm Cliff:

Please let's test all possible curse words and see which ones it catches
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:50pm cosmic matrix:

thank you for this. oh my god.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:50pm Marcel M:

That was great haha
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:50pm Asheville Jon:

it broke again! too much cursing! HAHAHA
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:50pm Sam:

Comma zero. Comma zero. Comma zero.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:51pm ScottC:

does the thing run on a 2 stroke engine.... I hear a putt putt putt - os is that Andy?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:51pm Bas NL:

I'm sold.. I need a copy of this app!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:51pm cosmic matrix:

it's terrible!!!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:52pm cosmic matrix:

there, self-fulfilling trainwreck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:52pm steve:

guys can i just put ALL WFMU PROGRAMMING through this app whatever it is? what is it again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:52pm Cliff:

Hmmm, what would it do to music?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:53pm -max-:

Do the robots know the Secret Word?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:54pm cosmic matrix:

this is what all things considered sounds like in my brain.
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:55pm ScottC:

what was the secret word (he says scratching his head )
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:56pm cosmic matrix:

yeah!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:56pm Cliff:

And now we've invoked Max Headroom
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:57pm Marcel M:

Thanks guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

Josh Breakfast Brackford
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:57pm cosmic matrix:

this was so good. thanks nick the board!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm Gabe:

cosmic matrix--you nailed it. It's uncanny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm George of Troy:

Excellent show, guys!
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm Anna F:

Yaaa
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm cosmic matrix:

@gabe, or maybe BBC world service! oh lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm Cliff:

Thanks guys! And I can't believe I made it all the way through
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:58pm Sam:

Seriously though - how do we get this hour back? Just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to WFMU?
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:59pm Marcel M:

F***** AWESOME!
  Wed. 9/9/15 6:59pm Trisha:

Wow
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:59pm cosmic matrix:

ha a ahaaha aahaa
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 9/9/15 6:59pm cklequ:

@sam - You get it back when you die.
Avatar Wed. 9/9/15 6:59pm Bas NL:

Thanks Ken and Andy! And thanks Josh for making it happen
!
  Wed. 9/9/15 7:00pm tooplin:

great show
  Fri. 9/25/15 7:26pm Poomaster:

This is the worst 7SD ever : )
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