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Options June 17, 2015: Funny, Funny, Funny. Funny Dementia Stories

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:06pm PMD:

I'm not sure how I feel about today's show. Might have to turn it off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:06pm PMD:

OH, but hi! I"m excited!
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:07pm Listener Robert:

So we'd have to matriculate? Does Andy have a matriculatorium?
Avatar    Wed. 6/17/15 6:08pm ironybread:

Ah, the Kenneth H. Dahlberg flanking maneuver.
Avatar Wed. 6/17/15 6:08pm herb.nyc:

seriously, WHERE is andy's nyu talk. i am just a mile away. plz tell us, thx (is it 721 b'way?)
Avatar Wed. 6/17/15 6:09pm Paul D:

Has Andrea stopped Why oh Why? noticed its not on the new schedule
Avatar Wed. 6/17/15 6:11pm herb.nyc:

[ OT- (1) someone commented, wks ago, that their letter to Andy was returned. mine too, 18 days later! (2) i saw Sex and B docu on saturd, and of course, loved it.(3) Ken did perhaps his best show ever on wfmu, this morning. Andy would agree. ]
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:11pm Listener Robert:

Actually taking elements from pre-existing stories & weaving them together in a new setting is really hard. I admire the product of such a thing very much, & I was delighted to learn (because of the hilarious clues) my friend Damon had done that w "Lost".
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:13pm Listener Robert:

My letter to Andy Breckman, Madison NJ never came back, so...?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:13pm PMD:

Can anyone invest?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:21pm PMD:

Is that Zane as in Zane?
Avatar Wed. 6/17/15 6:21pm cosmic matrix:

it must be zane!! greetings from donald mcmonkey!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:22pm dale:

hoping evan calls in with a tale about his dad.
Avatar Wed. 6/17/15 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

haha i recognized his voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:24pm PMD:

Hey, she's together enough to know to look for an envelope!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:28pm Mike East:

Was just listening to an episode of Night People where Dave said his father would tell his great grandmother that JFK just died every time he saw her.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:30pm Mike East:

I'm actually dealing with this issue right now, but have no stories funny enough to share. Its such a hard fucking thing to deal with. I do think it is good to laugh about it cuz its better than the alternative
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:31pm JakeGould:

Pants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

No Evan call yet surprisingly
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:35pm dale:

i'm married to the same woman as ken. wait - that sounds weird.
Avatar    Wed. 6/17/15 6:35pm quinn:

i miss you weirdos
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:36pm PMD:

Snoring Jew in a German youth hostel. An episode of the new show?
  Wed. 6/17/15 6:36pm Next week:

Callers tell Andy least loved bedtime stories and try to knock him out. Classic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:36pm steve:

i cannot hear a word this woman is saying
  Wed. 6/17/15 6:36pm Brian / Oregon:

Hey Andy -- you should include an appellate criminal defense lawyer on the Probable Cause writing staff to avoid the verisimilitude-detracting mistakes television writers make about the law (e.g., calling a burglary a robbery, a jail a prison, etc.).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:37pm Ike:

Is this woman calling from inside a cardboard box?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:37pm cklequ:

I think this caller may have dementia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:37pm dale:

i'm grateful that my parents died on the young side so i didn't have to deal with dementia or needing to put them in a home - i should go to hell for saying that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:38pm Nick the Bard:

she's in her car, I know that
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yeesh....for maybe the third different time, I diealed a 210 area code by mistake. I'm either getting dialing dyslexia or dementia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:40pm Nick the Bard:

i the call screener desk phone thing sometimes sounds different than what the dj is hearing as far as quality, so I don't always really drop people for that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

and to the person that just called, I was asking you to give me a quicker version of your story, I wasn't telling you to go away, bah
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:44pm Nick the Bard:

i (may) have other people I need to get to, it's not my fault some people NEVER realize you're at the call screener...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/17/15 6:44pm JakeGould:

Snoring Jew pants in a German youth hostel, I know, I know, it’s serious.
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:47pm Listener Robert:

I want to see if Ken get desperate enough to pick up my line, now that I have an ACTUALLY funny (albeit poignant) dementia story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:48pm steve:

hahaha thats great
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:52pm Ĩkє:

Hey Nick, if you notice that Haitian pirate at 90.9 screwing with FMU in your neighborhood, report them here: transition.fcc.gov...
Just fill in as much as you know. Nobody should mess with FMU!!!
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:55pm Listener Robert:

Ike, is that the one in the Bronx? I got their approximate location by driving around several years ago; it's on or near Burke Ave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 6:56pm Ike:

No, Robert, this time we're talking NJ. There's a really strong 90.9 somewhere around Union or Elizabeth. And possibly also a 91.3 and several others.
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:57pm Listener Robert:

What I didn't ay on air was that after I excluded the possibility that someone was hoaxing me, the 2nd time she called, I tried to scam her out of $, saying I was short of it (which was true). I even tried to see if her real son had a job for me after I contacted him.
     Wed. 6/17/15 6:58pm Listener Robert:

Ike, are you saying they're strong enough in Union or Elizabeth to be interfering with their Mt. Hope signal?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/17/15 7:06pm Īke:

Hey Robert, no, it's 90.9, not 90.1 (though there's one of those in NJ as well). Not sure if you'll see this so I'll also reply on Pseu's playlist.
     Wed. 6/17/15 7:08pm Listener Robert:

I saw it, Ike. Sorry I mix up the freqs.
  Wed. 6/17/15 8:45pm Tommy:

Quinn, we miss you, too!!!!!!!!!!
  Thu. 6/18/15 6:55am Gil:

For those who missed the show, the secret word was BELIEVES
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 6/19/15 10:27am Lizardner Dave:

Falling asleep during your own talk show has been done. deadspin.com...
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