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Options November 8, 2013: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I don't really like Pumpkin Spice

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Artist Track Album Approx. start time
Dean Turner  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options   0:00:00 ()
Duck Sauce  Barbra Streisand (DJ Keili RMX)   Options   0:01:52 ()
Anamanaguchi  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options   0:02:20 ()
Michael Jordan  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options   0:02:29 ()
Pharmakon  Milkweed/It Hangs Heavy   Options   0:02:41 ()
Jealous Orgasm  The Lord In The Sky Is Ourselves   Options   0:09:12 ()
Crim3s  Pansy   Options Stay Ugly EP  0:13:36 ()
The Invisible  The Stain (Illium Sphere Remix)   Options   0:16:06 ()
gahs  Rid Of Me   Options 2  0:21:07 ()
Happy Doghouse  Rock N Roll Puppy   Options 행복한 강아지 집  0:36:36 ()
Mettamodel  Discotek Brainstorm   Options   0:38:29 ()
Rain Dog  Nexus feat. Robot Koch   Options Two Words  0:42:06 ()
Tanner Trees  T3   Options   0:45:22 ()
Bob'sknee  farmer_pumkin_fuck.swf   Options quality_content3.swf  0:48:59 ()
Brick and Mortar  Keep This Place Beautiful   Options   0:51:27 ()
Emily Easterly  Wrecking Ball   Options   0:55:50 ()
Josh LeCoq  Vampires Don't Have It Easy   Options   1:07:26 ()
Ken Pronouncing Things!  Vol. 20   Options   1:11:04 ()
F A N S   All This Time   Options   1:11:58 ()
AVISPA  Vam   Options   1:15:21 ()
Modra  The Restless Dream   Options   1:17:48 ()
Oneida  I Will Haunt You   Options   1:24:23 ()
Alabama Joe  Not So Well   Options   1:28:48 ()
Grey Widow  III   Options   1:38:23 ()
Heavy Friends  Knowledge   Options Internet Present  1:44:18 ()
Tweens  Don't Wait Up (demo)   Options   1:47:04 ()
El Sur   The Wave   Options   1:50:30 ()
Key Bumpz  Nerd Destroyer   Options The 69 Greatest Hits  1:50:54 ()
Joudy Ju  N1   Options Bestia  1:51:53 ()
Video Ranger  Albatross   Options Kim Kelly Vs. Dana Scully  1:55:53 ()
Jackie Trash  Trampoline   Options Wow So Sad  2:05:46 ()
Lula Lulla  Psychoward C   Options   2:08:26 ()
Mirel Wagner  Red   Options Mirel Wagner  2:09:01 ()
Polvo  Some Songs   Options Siberia  2:14:03 ()
Widowspeak  Smoke and Mirrors   Options The Swamps  2:18:37 ()
Wooden Shjips  In The Roses   Options Back To Land  2:22:39 ()
Finally Punk  Boyfriend Application   Options   2:34:39 ()
Prom  Katie   Options Spring Training  2:36:05 ()
R I C H I E . Q U A K E  I Love Only You   Options Q  2:40:10 ()
Kitty (formerly Kitty Pryde)  •.¸.•SECOND♥LIFE•.¸.•   Options flowerviolence (Unreleased)  2:43:27 ()
Lesphinxx  Is He It   Options ATHAME EP  2:48:01 ()
nadnerb  michael michael unicycle   Options 4 track woweez  2:51:11 ()
Roomrunner  Bait Car   Options Ideal Cities  2:52:38 ()
War Baby  Dance Song   Options Jesus Horse  2:53:40 ()
Juana Molina  La Rata   Options   2:57:12 ()
DJ Keili as R. Kelly  Once (Pearl Jam) (Listen: )   Options   3:01:32 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:02am fred von helsing:

Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:02am fred:

Good beastin' Keili!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:02am glenn:

yasou, pmorfi.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:02am common:

Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:03am northguineahills:

Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:03am glenn:

oops. omorfi.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:04am fred von helsing:

Your airwaves are now being beasted. Please stand by for an important brain safety announcement.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:04am glenn:

my morning gift to y'all. www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:04am Keili:

Helloooooo you wonderful wonderfuls!

Let's start this weekend RIGHT! With more Pharmakon!

Congrats to my first three commentors: Fred VH, Fred, and Glenn. You'll be featured in this weeks Beastly Weekly on my DJ Keili YouTube channel!

My Channel: youtube.com/user/djkeili
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:05am Mike East:

yeah, Pumpkin Spice was my least favorite Spice Girl, too.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:05am Keili:

@MikeE - *chuckles and slaps knee forever*
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:05am Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

✟Ble⚡⚡ the Bea⚡tly Children.✟
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:06am Cheri Pi:

おはようございます けいり-さん!
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:06am Bob in DC and/or VA:

Hey Keili! I'm OK with pumpkin spice but am really tired of pumpkin ale.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:07am common:

is this the dude from khanate?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:07am fred:

I hope Pharmakon's better, that she'll reschedule her Paris show, and that I'll hear about it
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:07am Guido (Cologne):

Hi out there.
Track mixes perfect with church bells outside here in Cologne.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:08am common:

whoops. no it aint.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:08am Stevel:

Great alternative 'good morning' track. Its angst-filled Friday!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:09am Cheri Pi:

Ors hould I say, ケイリ-さん
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:20am Jay/London:

Hi Keili on holiday for my birthday it's on Sunday so treating myself to your show LIVE !!! for a change
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:20am Keili:

Nice to see you Jay! wow yayyy
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:22am fred:

A PJ Harvey cover! Clicky-star!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:22am northguineahills:

PJ Harvey cover!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:22am Keili:

My favorite PJ Harvey cover right now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:22am tim from champaign:

Hey Keili and Beasteseses!

I had to put on the Fred Flinstone brakes this morning on my ride to work. The rear brake cable slipped out of place as I was coming to a busy intersection. Yabba Dabba D'oh! (sorry)
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:23am northguineahills:

Feliz cumpleanos Jay!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:23am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, Beasties.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:24am Jay/London:

just love pj harvey .. this cover is just ....
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:25am northguineahills:

yup, clicky starred!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:29am Jay/London:

I like pumpkin soup making more of it today ready for my birthday party on sunday
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:32am Bob in DC and/or VA:

What I hate about pumpkin spice chai is having to tell the Starbucks person how many "pumps" I want. Stop expecting me to make all these fucking decisions!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:32am tim from champaign:

I really like pumpkin better than pumpkin spice. Pumpkin soup is so good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:32am common:

pumpkin soup and roasted pumpkin seeds...so good.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:32am Jay/London:

@ northguineahills yes i do
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:35am sporting a boner:

Forget the grunge angle. Are you getting enough salad?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:35am glenn:

pumpin' pumpkin.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:36am northguineahills:

There's nothing wrong about liking Nirvana...., or any of their oeuvre.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:36am common:

beer. pumpkin does not belong there.
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:36am sporting a boner:

I've been undressing involuntarily
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:37am northguineahills:

I like most gourd related foods, as long as they're not sweet.
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:37am Russ:

Hi, Keili :)

One joke (I'm working & listening)

Raymond goes to the hospital.
Dr: We've got the results of your tests.
Raymond: Okay, what's the problem?
Dr: We think you're a chicken.
Raymond: A chicken? That can't be!
Dr: We've seen the eggs, Ray.

Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:37am tim from champaign:

Eggnog flavor - don't dig. Home made Eggnog with lots of booze - yum yum yum!
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:37am sporting a boner:

What do WV people do for Halloween? Pump kin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:38am tim from champaign:

Good one, Russ!
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:38am Russ:

Hey, eggs theme!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:38am chinchilla:

Yes! I love it when I have Fridays off.. start my day with BtAWK!!
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:38am sporting a boner:

I want a venti potpourri bulls#^ thingy drink
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:40am Claude Wampler:

Your dislike of Pumpkin Spice rivals my dislike of you talking about your dislike of pumpkin spice. Really? That's the best you can do? Stop wasting air time. Please drink a fucking eggnog latte and shut up (sooner).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:40am Cheri Pi:

I love the spice mix-Pumpkin Pie, it' such a time saver when baking.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:41am chinchilla:

mmmm pumpkin beer...
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:41am fred:

The stereo is interesting on this Mettamodel track. Or maybe it's just me
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:41am fred von helsing:

finally saw SAVAGES holy crap they tore the place up raw energy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:43am Cheri Pi:

Claude Wampler- keep a civil tongue in your head. Keili is entitled to air her opinion and spark conversation.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:44am Keili:

@bob - i feel you on that decisions thing.

@russ - thank youuu!

Yes, everyone, more jokesss!

@chinchilla - thank you! I love starting my fridays off with you!

@Claude Wampler - you are a rude grump and I will find you and pour eggnog lattes in your fish tank.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:44am Keili:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 9:44am tim from champaign:

Claude - It's free form radio. DJs can talk about whatever the hell they want. Be careful or Cheri Pi might tell you to eat a pumpkin spice flavored bag of something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 9:45am Cheri Pi:

Too True TfC!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:45am Keili:

@fred - I always seem to stumble upon tracks with weird stereo settings. Not sure I'm happy about it.
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:46am Steve:

Good morning listen to you show on The Wfmu app with pumpkin pie with a little spice
  Fri. 11/8/13 9:47am Russ:

More jokes if I get a break, Keili :)
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:48am Keili:

I wanna hear a joke from Claude Wampler - HE seems like a funny guy!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:49am amEdeo:

I am Lahdee Googah!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 9:50am fred von helsing:

the singer was in white mens shirt black pants shaved head up on the security barrier and up and down the front row belting it out at everybody personally. eye contact body aggression insane rock comraderie howling lunacy manic lust all mixed up crazy shit i just about ripped the security barrier off its moorings i don't think i've ever seen so much primal power in a gig
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 9:50am fred:

re. stereo: it's quite likely to be me: I just had an ENT clean up one of my ears, it's likely to act funny for a while
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:00am Whosondephone:

File Extensions, My Dear.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:00am sporting a boner:

You can't reason with wrecking ball. Wrecking ball don't care
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:01am sporting a boner:

Wrecking ball see bldg wrecking ball swing
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:02am tombom:

i don't like pumpkin spice either pumpkins smell funny halloween is weird that's my opinion
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:02am sporting a boner:

Wrecking ball just is. Like zen.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:02am tomasz.:

wait, how aren't they file formats?
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:03am sporting a boner:

I'm having a Ken dog step flashback
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:03am Jay/London:

yay pumpkins RULE!!!
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:05am West Virginia boy:

I pump kin
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:05am Guido (Cologne):

Actually I'm gonna have Pumphin for evening meal.
Hokaido (a small one)
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:06am KP:

Please list the coffee places you might soon be monopolizing
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:06am tim from champaign:

New genre: Pumpkin Spice Dog Step.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:06am moleculechaser:

pumpkin beer is amazing, someone is lying to you...there are so many splendiferous pumpkin beers! and you can get gluten free beer also...
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:07am fred von helsing:

some other guys used the same tech to add cowbell to any MP3 you upload
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:08am Whosondephone:

Casio SA-21. Best keyboard ever!
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:08am sara:

dusted with dogs could be the name of something! I like it
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:08am fred:

Trust me, you don't want to know the back story to dogstep. It's a bit like what they say about sausages, except MIR isn't disgusting, just really boring
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:10am Guido (Cologne):

There is even chestnut beer.
Never tried.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:11am chinchilla:

sorry Keili I don't have a gluten free tip cus I'm pretty sure most of those are bad any ways... I think you need to gluten to make good beer. If any one is on the fence about pumpkin beer, I was then I tried Southern Tier's 'Pumking'.. soooo goooood
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:11am chinchilla:

Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:12am fred von helsing:

MOAR COWBELL!! www.morecowbell.dj
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:13am Keili:


@Chinchilla - aw thanks for the input!
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:14am sara:

pumpkin beer is very hit or miss. some of them taste like pumpkin pie candy which doesn't seem like beer to me, but pumpkins alone in em can just taste like some bland overcooked squash. yeah chestnut beer was great
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:16am Keili:

FORGOT TO MENTION that Pumpkin Pie is my favorite pie of all time.

I don't even like Apple Pie at all.

Pumpkin pie all the way.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:16am Keili:

Why I capitalized Apple Pie and Pumpkin Pie, we'll never know.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:17am amEdeo:

  Fri. 11/8/13 10:18am KP:

I love pumpkin pie. The beauty of it is even the worst one is still better than apple.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:19am sara:

what about mincemeat pies and sweet potato pies ? i guess i like most pies
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:20am Cecile:

My friend made amazing pumpkin beer. But that was the only one I liked. He should be doing it for a living.

I have jokes!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:21am Keili:

I haven't had many other types of pies.

I'm not sure I ever had a savory pie, besides like Chicken Pot Pie, which doesn't really feel like a pie.

I might be wrong though I ALWAYS FORGET THINGS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:21am Cecile:

I like all pies. They are all delicious.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:21am Keili:

@Cecile - WHAAAT
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:21am sara:

bad apple pies get full of lame starch, gloop and hair gel or whatever. a totally homemade one with one kind of fresh apple is way better
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:22am Cecile:

If you go to the UK or the commonwealth, you will have all kinds of savory pies. I still think about a steak pie we had often in Australia when I was a kid more often than is healthy.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:22am Sean D. Daily:

Let the serial starring begin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:23am Cecile:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:23am tim from champaign:

Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin pie. Pear pie is the supreme ruler of fruit pies.

@ sara: what's this chestnut beer you speak of?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:23am Cecile:

What do you get when you cross a Disney cartoon deer and a ghost?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:24am tim from champaign:

Homemade apple pie with a flaky crust, warmed up with a slice of cheddar cheese is sooo good. Mess you up bad!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:24am fred von helsing:

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a train ?
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:24am sporting a boner:

Blood oranges are good too
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:25am Cecile:

Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:25am fred von helsing:

A: Feathers all OVER the place !!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:26am Keili:

@cecile - amaaaazing jokes omg

@fvh - thats sad and hilarious
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:26am fred:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:26am tim from champaign:

Good one, Cecile!

D'oh, I knew that was coming, Fred!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:26am Cecile:

hahahahah fred.

My neighbor was just throwing them at me when he gave me a ride before Halloween.
But I can't remember them all.

Oh. How do you fix a broken tomato?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:26am Tome:

A CockaChoo
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:27am sara:

@tim guido had a link first that reminded me. urban chestnut in st louis makes one called winged nut. never had a pear pie. are they french too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:27am Cecile:

I was doing to say a cluck track
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:28am Ed in Scotchland:

The Hen-sylvanian (for those lucky Amtrak regulars)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:28am tim from champaign:

Q: How many Absurdists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:28am lamous:

what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:29am Keili:

@lamous - oh no what
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:29am lamous:

a dick-tater !!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:29am tim from champaign:

A: Orangutang
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:30am Cecile:

tomato paste!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:30am fred von helsing:

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:31am tim from champaign:

Ooooh, another good one, Cecile!

OK, I just made this one up...

Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and an orangatag?

A: My mother!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:31am fred von helsing:

A: Dr. Dre
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:31am tim from champaign:

@Fred - I heard David Yow tell that joke.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:35am fred von helsing:

Q: What's green and flies over Berlin ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:36am Cecile:

here's a backhanded compliment that is kind of insulting:
"You're too pretty/too smart to be a ____________________"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:36am Keili:

I am in love with all of your jokes.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:36am fred von helsing:

A: Snotzies !
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:36am glenn:

what's the difference between a radial tire and 365 blowjobs?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:36am glenn:

one's a goodyear......
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:37am Keili:

@cecile - yes! I'm a fan of responding to the phrase "you're probably too young to remember this, but___" with a quick "you're probably too old to remember this, but____"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:37am Keili:

@glenn - ooof
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:37am glenn:

i'd like to thank jonathan lethem for that joke.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:38am Keili:

Also, the story behind this topic is that on wednesday evening, in a Starbucks, I witnessed a man call a woman he was with a "cacafuego".
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:38am Bob in DC and/or VA:

Overheard on my old street in Florida: An 8-year-old girl calling another girl a "fat diarrhea fart-head." That doesn't even make any sense, yet it has a certain poetry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:38am Cecile:

I even get "you're too young to remember this" from 40 year olds (I'm 52, but don't look it.)
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:38am Brian Yankou:

Yo Keili! You should consider playing these two awesome bands I recently have been rocked by:

Palberta (NYC) and Wet Brain (Baltimore)

My weird insult comes from an old video of my sister-in-law and brother-in-law dancing and mugging for the camera when they were little kids:

"Tom, you look like a duck! WITH... TWO... FLAT... EARS!" (continues dancing to the Grease soundtrack)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:39am Cecile:

Bob, that is poetry.

My father in law once talked about being so sick he was "shivering like a dog shitting a bone."
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:40am herb.nyc:

hi hi. were we asked to make INSULTS? (i'm at work, so i can't totally immerse myself in the show, sorry) if so, an oldie was "how do you keep an asshole in suspense" answer is "i'll tell you tom'w!"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:40am Keili:

@bob yankou - I love that. And I love you. And thank you for checking in! I'll check those out ASAP. YAY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:40am tim from champaign:

Overheard at the grocery store (conversation was said all in sarcasm):

Customer to grocery bagger: Nice glasses.
Bagger: Nice clothes. I didn't know you could wear pajamas in public?
Customer: I didn't know you were allowed in public.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:41am glenn:

why did the chicken cross the playground?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:41am glenn:

to get to the other slide.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:41am herb.nyc:

and, i guesss it's an insult to call someone a CRIMINAL. which segues into the cd-ep i played last night by band KIDS ON A CRIME SPREE. greeeeat name.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:41am Keili:

@tim - maybe they were young lovers
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:42am Cecile:

my favorite insult:
"He/she woke up on third base and thought they hit a triple."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:42am tim from champaign:

A little girl came up to me and some friends when we were hanging on the porch and said "Y'all the biggest bunch of nerds I seen in my whole life!"
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:42am glenn:

i recommend everyone on twitter to check out #inadrunkenstupor.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:42am Brian Yankou:

Bob is my dad! Bobby is my bro! I am not a Bob! Ha ha.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:43am Brian Yankou:

But I love you too.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:43am Keili:

omg I said bob. omg. I'm sorry Brian. OMG I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:43am glenn:

not exactly an insult, but i heard somebody say "suck a bag of salted raccoon dicks" the other day.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:44am Keili:

@Tim - what sass!
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:44am Brian Yankou:

Ha ha. it's cool, KELLY!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:44am Keili:

@brain - ahhhhhhhhh yuh got mee.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:45am fred:

I'm sometimes called "extensionalist" at work by some people. I'm not saying its a good one, but it's definitely intended as an insult, and I guess it's weird.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:47am glenn:

my scary smart goddaughter said to me once, when she was about eight "you're an idiot, surrounded by a retard, wrapped up in a moron". once i stopped laughing i started laughing again.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:47am Guido (Cologne):

Who's brain?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:48am Toots:

I love TWEENS!
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:49am Brian Yankou:

Oh, shit. Just remembered more things to recommend:

Frankie Cosmos
whatever, dad
Baby Mollusk

(All NYC/ Westchester based)
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:49am sara:

@fred that is weird. what do they even mean? what a bunch of bureaucratists
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:49am Keili:

@toots - me toooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 10:49am tim from champaign:

Best band heckle of all time (courtesy of my friend Paul):

"You're video was better!"
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:50am glenn:

Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:50am Keili:

@Brian - yay thanks! It's like getting xmas gifts!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:50am fred von helsing:

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:51am fred von helsing:

A: He was stapled to the chicken !
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:52am Brian Yankou:

All of my xmas gifts will be in the form of local band recommendations from now on. It fits my budget perfectly.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:54am Toots:

@Brian: Baby Mollusk. How could anything be better than that name?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:54am herb.nyc:

there's the genre (ugh, i hate that word. seriously.) of "fuck you and ...". the sec'y at work said an old lady was on the receiving end of such, "fuck you and your entire generation!"
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:55am sara:

pumpkin spice girls was a terrible porno
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:56am fred:

@sara: it's a philosophical divide thing. I'm not complaining, that's a safer level of despise than "I'm gonna beat your nerd ass up"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:56am Keili:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:57am Cecile:

I once told a boomer that he and his generation were a bunch of "cultural megalomaniacs"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:58am Toots:

Cecile: You're right though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:58am Cecile:

I'm a late Boomer and my world was recession and arena/punk rock. No gravy train or Woodstock for me.
  Fri. 11/8/13 10:58am Brian Yankou:

@Toots Baby Mollusk is an excellent name for an excellent lady!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 10:58am fred von helsing:

beavering away on my shrine to SAVAGES :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 10:59am Cecile:

Toots: he couldn't disagree...
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 10:59am Toots:

Lulu: "Your skin smells like throw up."
Johnny: "I mean, you're fat. But I love your squooshy arm."
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:00am Brian Yankou:

Oh, man! My math problem was just 661 + 6 and I almost put 666 out of satanic instinct.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:00am sara:

@herb yeah that's just too nasty, her days are already limited. @fred at a university? @keili haha thanks
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:00am fred von helsing:

no points for guessing who Toots is :)
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:00am fred:

Thanks Keili!
@sara: research lab
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:02am Roberto:

My kid basically lives at Kinokuniya.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:02am Cecile:

I dunno. I like the clothes better in GQ than in Vogue.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:03am glenn:

toots, check the youtube i posted at the top of the playlist. and then sit keili done for a serious talk about drugs.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:03am Roberto:

...and has also been to the one in L.A.'s Little Tokyo a couple of times!
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:03am glenn:

down. not done.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:04am sara:

That's ok keili, I thought it was gonna be like uh porn again at the end. my mind must be in the gutter today
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:05am Cecile:

no grandiosity there.

hahahahahaha, it's hilarious.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:06am Billy Jam:

Keili, Keili, Keili!!!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:06am Keili:

@billy jam - BILLYDH! YOU'RE HERE!
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:06am KP:

Note ... Music!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 11:06am tim from champaign:

Ooooooooh man! That was awesome. So is your dad sweaty and smelly, Keili?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:07am Cecile:


A HS teacher once called me a "professional pain in the ass".
I said, "no, I'm just a gifted amateur."
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:07am Keili:

@Brian - that's beautiful. I appreciate that.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:07am Keili:

@tim - I have no comments at this time.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:08am Keili:

@cecile - wow that's a really good response. I would've been like AHAHHAHAHHAAA LOL ya
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:08am fred von helsing:

@cecile "talented amateur" would make you the Emma Peel of painintheassedness
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:08am sara:

that was smart cecile, both ways
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:09am Cecile:

It was one of my finer moments.
My wit usually eludes me when I'm being insulted.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:09am pines:

Hey gurl
Just this app that like let's me listen to awesome music and hear your voice and things
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:10am fred von helsing:

got more tweens ? good stuff
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:11am Cecile:

remember that Catholic schoolgirl characted Molly Shannon did on SNL? I wasn't in Catholic school, but that was dangerously close to me in my HS days.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:11am Cecile:

Nowadays, they would have given me Ritalin and I might have invented the Onion or Twitter or something.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:11am Toots:

@Glenn- I keep trying to sit K down and have a serious talk with her about drugs. I start, but then I see something interesting in my peripheral vision, and I show it to her, and we look at it for awhile, and then we get hungry and make fluffernutter sandwiches, and then I aay, "What were we talking about before?" and she says, "I think Brian Eno..." and then we put on a record and we don't talk.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:12am fred von helsing:

if anyone here is into Afrobeat (hey c'mon, it's possible !) ya gots t'check out an icelandic band called Samúel Jon Samúelsson Big Band
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:12am sara:

did you see the fake ad she did where she was a housewife selling detergent but she wasn't a meth head biker babe anymore?
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:12am Toots:

@Cecile: Mary Katherine Gallagher. That was me too. And that IS Keilidh.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:13am Juurakkotukka:

How do you like this Mirel Wagner?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:13am Cecile:

Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:14am fred:

I highly recommend Nature Theater of Oklahoma www.oktheater.org
They're based in NYC, their "life and times" series is genius so far (I saw episodes 3 and 4 yesterday)
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:15am glenn:

i usually stick to smores, but whatever floats your boat.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:15am Keili:

@pines - THE BEST APP.

and yes everyone, I am mary katherine gallagher. And Patty Simcox. And Dooneese.
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:15am glenn:

oh, and tim tams. smores and tim tams.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:16am Slowpoke:

Polvo!!!!! only one of the best three bands in the world ever!!! will they go down in history? probably not.. :(
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:17am sara:

that mirel wagner song sounded perfect for today
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:17am Keili:

Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:18am Keili:

Mirel Wagner is my fave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:18am Cheri Pi:

I can't wait to get this new Polvo rekkid
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:19am Cecile:

I want Violet Crumble.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:19am sara:

how about a guy named tim wearing a tam o'shanter with pumpkin pie
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:20am fred von helsing:

Widowspeak - nice. Similar is Juniper Rising.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:25am Steve:

Saw Wildowspeak last week in Detroit and was beautiful , the lead singer Molly have a cool voice and also pure bathing culture was cool to
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:27am herb.nyc:

@fred - ooh, i saw all 4 LIFE & TIMES when it was at public theater here in nyc. then a new part was done but i didnt catch them: www.fiaf.org...

but back to insults - GEORGE CARLIN took the "fuck you &..." theme with a great one, but i'll let someone else post it (bec i don't wanna use the f-word too much before it's even noon.)
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:29am sara:

i don't know, i've never had tim tams either. wooden shjips
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:29am glenn:

no tim tams? damn.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:30am sara:

don't we need a fake hitler bunker video about this book?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:32am fred von helsing:

@steve do they have a lot of songs ?
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 11:34am fred von helsing:

suddenly punk !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 11:35am Parq:

Whew. For a sec there, I thought you and long walks on the beach had a falling out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:35am Cecile:

sara, that HAS to happen.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:36am punk:

  Fri. 11/8/13 11:37am Steve:

@fvh widow speak have two album and recently release a EP
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:37am Keili:

@parq - hahah caught myself!
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:42am charlotte:

omg. an r.kelly cd inside a pearl jam cd. best suprise everrrrr. and then you still get to read the melodramatic pearl jam lyrics while listening to the soothing tones of r.kelly!
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:44am Keili:

@Charlotte - unfortunately in my case, I'm not enjoying the Pearl Jam element, except for the humor in it's pairing with the R Kelly CD.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:44am sara:

@cecile "vhy iz ziz german book in my ztudio!?"
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:46am Keili:

its* not it's
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:47am charlotte:

just try reading the pearl jam lyrics as if you are r.kelly. i bet that would be awesome.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:48am Keili:

@charlotte - omg best idea.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:48am sara:

how did you release the flowerviolence?
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:49am BBFF:

LESPHINXX!!!!! <3 <3 <3
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:51am fred:

@herb: I saw episodes 1&2 earlier, can't wait to catch the rest. I love it. If they ever get the full thing done, I'd probably sign up for any marathon that comes my way. I love this project so much
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 11:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

The aroma of fresh pumpkin pie is nice, but pumpkin scented candles make me gag.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:56am Señor Spamdump:

I have no idea which one of your FWB's you're playing right now, but he is positively horrific.

Wait, now you're playing something cool. Ok, that was... nabnerb. Now we know who you're banging.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:56am fred:

@herb: I guess parts 4.5 and 5 are unlikely to make it to france. Major bummer there.
  Fri. 11/8/13 11:56am Steve:

Great show today kh
Hope for the next month of November
You are not spook by pumpkin spice pie
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 11:58am Keili:

Thanks Steve! hahaha

@Senor - WOW. nuh uh. I just like purposefully bad awkward stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Fri. 11/8/13 12:00pm common:

I love the instrumentation on this juana record
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 12:01pm fred:

Great show again Keili. I hope Bryce is late. I listened to his premium today. A Bryce premium. I'm still in shock
  Fri. 11/8/13 12:01pm charlotte:

  Fri. 11/8/13 12:03pm charlotte:

this is the best thing evrr
  Fri. 11/8/13 12:03pm BBFF:


will you marry me
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 12:03pm Cecile:

crying with laughter.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 12:03pm Guido (Cologne):

You did!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 11/8/13 12:03pm Cecile:

Bryce, where is your laser harp?
  Fri. 11/8/13 12:04pm Señor Spamdump:

Figgered the only reason something like that would get on the air is if he was laying down some pretty serious pipe.
Avatar    Fri. 11/8/13 12:04pm fred:

@BBFF: there's an application, you know, get in line
  Fri. 11/8/13 12:05pm sara:

@cecile great cheek piercing thing you found. bye everybody
Avatar Fri. 11/8/13 12:05pm fred von helsing:

great show !
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