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Options October 11, 2013: DONT SAY SHIT feat. Vulture Shit!

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Artist Track Album Comments New Approx. start time
Dean Turner  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options       0:00:00 ()
Anamanaguchi  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options       0:00:42 ()
Michael Jordan  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options       0:00:50 ()
Low Fat Getting High  Beastin' the Airwaves! Jingle   Options       0:01:03 ()
Emiliana Torrini  Gun   Options       0:02:25 ()
Banks.  Before I Ever Met You   Options       0:08:23 ()
Alex Zelenka  Wrath Of God (Alex Zelenka Remix)   Options I Want To Fuck Alice Glass      0:13:37 ()
Bright Future  WITH U [MIT DIR] (432 hz)   Options FROM EARTH WITH BLOOD      0:20:51 ()
Jealous Orgasm  Breath Rhythmythm (Dance-Exorcise-Breath Rhythm)   Options       0:27:42 ()
Music behind DJ:
    Vote for Vulture Shit's upcoming 7" Title!

- Top Brass

- The Joys Of Employment

- Professional Courtesy

- The Beatles 

  0:33:00 ()
Ava Luna  I Love It (Cover)   Options       0:47:41 ()
Roomrunner  Apse   Options Ideal Cities      0:47:58 ()
Unstoppable Death Machines  Shake It Crazy   Options We Come In Peace      0:51:59 ()
Jealous Orgasm  The Lord In The Sky Is Ourselves   Options       0:55:20 ()
The Invisible  The Stain (Illium Sphere Remix)   Options       1:00:09 ()
Privelege  Delete Yr Unused Gods   Options       1:05:51 ()
R I C H I E . Q U A K E  I Love Only You   Options Q      1:13:14 ()
Clams Casino  I'm God (instrumental)   Options       1:17:05 ()
Richie Quake & Milah Libin  Be Like You   Options Sound Of Return EP      1:21:33 ()
Infinity Shred  Void Ripper   Options       1:25:39 ()
Music behind DJ:
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  1:30:07 ()
Vulture Shit  Church Van Contraband   Options       1:41:17 ()
Ken Pronouncing Things!  Vol. 19   Options       1:43:47 ()
Dirty Fences  White Lies   Options Too High Too Kross      1:45:55 ()
Hunters  Brat Mouth   Options Hands On Fire      1:48:44 ()
Lost Boy?  Be Cool (Live @ Shea Stadium)   Options       1:51:49 ()
Low Fat Getting High  My Hate   Options Bad Yoga      1:54:27 ()
Spookey  Jet   Options       1:58:49 ()
Vulture Shit  Dinnertime   Options       2:10:36 ()
Vulture Shit  I Love My Job   Options   Never before heard!  *   2:15:04 ()
Dinowalrus  Grounded   Options       2:16:52 ()
Railings  Plastic Veins - Irrigation Channels   Options Railings      2:25:06 ()
Finally Punk  Boyfriend Application   Options       2:31:37 ()
The Three Degrees  Do What You're Supposed To Do   Options Looking Good: 75 Femme Mod Soul Nuggets      2:33:15 ()
Vacation Club  Forest Babe   Options       2:35:26 ()
Las Rosas  Black Cherry   Options Black Cherry/Supposed 2B      2:38:26 ()
Lazyeyes  Wait   Options Lazyeyes      2:42:06 ()
Vulture Shit  That's My Little Guy   Options     *   2:57:27 ()
Music behind DJ:
Vulture Shit 
Sweat Lodge   Options       2:59:12 ()
Shantih Shantih  Something Else To Drink   Options       3:04:15 ()
Adrian Lau & Trap Ciudad  Free   Options       3:07:44 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:01am nah:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:01am fred von helsing:

  Fri. 10/11/13 9:02am Russ:

  Fri. 10/11/13 9:02am sara:

guten morgen
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:03am amEdeo:

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii iiiiiii ii i iiiii iii iii i iiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:03am fred:

Beastin' morning Keili.
This Low Fat Getting High jingle is great
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:03am common:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:03am Toots:

Mama in da haus!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:04am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63:

...if I hear you I'm late...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:05am Revolution RabbitBeast Nov63:

...perfect Set so far!...
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:06am Russ:

Bora da
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:08am Toots:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:09am dc pat:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:09am Toots:

Congrats DC PAT on your Beastie Award!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:10am Keili:

Let's start this weekend right - with VULTURE SHIT!

Congrats to my first three commenters, Nah, Fred VH, and Russ, you'll be featured in Tuesday's Beastly Weekly video on my youtube channel: youtube.com/user/DJKeili!

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:10am Keili:

@fred - one of my fave jingles!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:10am nah:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:12am dc pat:

HEY thanks Toots, and than YOU DJK! Only award I ever got, *sniff*...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:15am Toots:

I pledged. Did YOU pledge?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:15am dc pat:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:16am fred von helsing:

hey NAH welcome to l33t, am I right russ ?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:16am Toots:

I pledged, but didn't get a red heart. :(
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:19am Senor Loma (aka indyGOkid):

I now work at the Swedish Embassy as their meatball model.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:20am dc pat:

if you click on my profile, it will turn into a visited link, gray.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:20am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I made it!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am nah:

FVH it is my pride and joy to be part of this group
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am Russ:

Jokes? More pirate jokes?

I once took the pee out of a pirate.

He was furious!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am fred von helsing:

432 Hertz, 72 merely Tickles
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am Keili:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am Toots:

oooh! looky there!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:23am Toots:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:24am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I miss you Tootsy!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:25am mama fried:

@Russ You made me work for that one!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:28am tim from champaign:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:29am common:

holy shit! my band starts a song with breathing in that exact same rhythm. wow!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:29am Professional Courtesy:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:30am ! I X Key !:

show sum luv
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:30am Green Mountain Man Mark:

Not that unusual.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:32am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Hyperventilation is not just a serious condition. Now it's a musical condition. :-)
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:32am common:

@green mountain man: I guess not.
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:34am Bob in DC and/or VA:

Hey there everybody! Great show so far.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:34am ! I X Key !:

kaylee hooray awesome
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:35am lasophielle:

Vulture Ship!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:35am tombom:

cool wow dang nice
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:36am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Vulture Ship => Vulture Starship
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:37am lasophielle:

Vulture Shibboleth
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:38am Andrew Waterloo:

Vulture Firetruck
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:38am Toots:

starship is every band's downfall. Jefferson...
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:38am Steve:

Vulture sabertotth
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:38am Professional Courtesy:

Mike B for Pope!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:39am Mark:

What about a maritime highbrow side project called Culture Ship?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:39am Toots:

Why is that dude leaving the country?
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:40am Mark:

If you don't choose The Joys of Employment, I'm no longer a fan of the band.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:40am Toots:

"I'm Mike B and I'm back from the dead."
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:40am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Professional Courtesy => Professional Discourtesy
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:40am Professional Courtesy:

Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy Professional Courtesy
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:40am Sherlock Holmes:

The Joys of Naval Employment
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:41am lasophielle:

@Toots he has to go hang out in the north of England for a while
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:42am Toots:

No one "Has" to hang out in the north of England for a while.
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:43am lasophielle:

@Toots If by that you mean Mike B (the Sexy Drummaster of Twitter) possesses an arousing voice, then yes. He loves saying beverages it seems
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:43am Condor Crap:

I am bigger & my songs are longer.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:43am Toots:

Bon Shit
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:44am Toots:

Culture Ship is great!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:44am Condor Crap:

Professional Courtesy of The Beatles
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:45am lasophielle:

Shit Jovi's Culture Ship of Dreams
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:45am Keili:

The band loves the suggestions!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:46am lasophielle:

oops I used the s word
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:46am Toots:

Isn't this that song from that commercial?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:47am dc pat:

this is that damn song my daughter played none sotp about 3 months ago...this is a better version
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:47am Toots:

oh boy...
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:48am Professional Courtesy:

Can you say Vulture Clit on the air?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:48am Toots:

oh. But it's AVA LUNA! They rule.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:48am Keili:

@dc pat - haha the only reason I'll play it!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:48am ?:

Buenos Guanos!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:48am Keili:

If you guys have any questions/jokes for vulture shit - feel free to post them now and I'll let them know on air!
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:50am lasophielle:

@Professional courtesy well you just prompted me to google that (do lady vultures have them?) but instead i found out urbandictionary has a typically gynophobic entry under 'clit vulture'
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:52am Cecile:

DCP, I only got 16/20 on Ikea or Death. Admittedly I was hungry and tired when I took the quiz, but still...Only True Kvlt.
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:53am corrie:

Top Brass sounds lame. sorry. not sorry. go with joys of employment/professional courtesy. I like Joys of better, because it sounds like you're a cookbook, rather than a cleaning company. go for it. be the best you can be. julia child. etc.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:54am northguineahills:

Unstoppable Death Machines, a poppier version of Lightning Bolt.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:54am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

@Cecile: I only got 13/20. I need to spend more time at Ikea listening to death metal.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:54am Davee:

  Fri. 10/11/13 9:54am Professional Courtesy:

@lasophielle nice find. I'll try to use that in my next business meeting
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:55am Cecile:

I actually owned both death metal albums and things from Ikea that were mentioned in the quiz, so that was pretty helpful.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:56am Cecile:

But I wanted to be a Dark Master like Diane K.
Plus side, I know what "kvlt" means.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:56am dc pat:

Cecile: just goes to show what plenty of sleep and nutrition prior to an exam will do for you. Not a bad score though.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:56am Cecile:

never heard that phrase or seen that spelling before...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:56am dc pat:

hey, I'm happy with my score--I beat the Pi.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:57am Cecile:

I have a Gruntdal in my kitchen and Ackercocke in my mp3 files.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 9:57am Cecile:

I know, hahahaha

That should be a campaign slogan "A Gruntdal in every kitchen, and an Ackercocke on every iPod."
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:58am Professional Courtesy:

Here's a great Vulture Tidbit: Black vultures have weaker beaks than raptorial birds, and as a consequence they can't crack through the tough hides and solid bones of a carcass. So they have to attack the softest body parts of their victims first -- the anus and eyeballs.
  Fri. 10/11/13 9:59am lasophielle:

@Professional Courtesy certainly rings true of Randy Vandal!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Damn you DCPat, I'm returning my Kuupuu, I don't need three kitchen mixers
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:00am Cecile:

that's probably why they dig carrion so much, pre-tenderized.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:01am Cecile:

3 mixers is true kvlt, Pi.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:02am Professional Courtesy:

Vulture Tidbit Part 2: Once the butthole buffet is depleted, the black vulture then burrows in through the devoured rectum to get at the rest of the tender innards. Think about that: Every time they get hungry, they have to dig an asshole tunnel using their mouths instead of shovels.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:02am Toots:

I just don't think anything should be called, "The Stain".
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:03am Pine:

Yum yum bum bum
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:04am Cork:

From Yahoo Answers : I found several scientific studies that were able to isolate a virus or a bacteria from vulture feces or their excretory system.

* Bacillus anthracis, the bacteria that causes anthrax was found in vulture feces in the Etosha National Park, Namibia.
* Palyam serogroup orbivirus was isolated from vulture feces in Zimbabwe.
* Newcastle disease virus (NDV) was isolated from a cloacal swab of a deceased vulture at the Tel Aviv University Research Zoo.
* Vulture herpesvirus (VHV) was found in the rectum tissues of an Indian Gyps vulture.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:04am Weight Loss Stoner Hippie '76:

Question for VS--- what is your favorite pumpkin spiced product this season?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:04am dc pat:

I just got Effektiv's new album...arrrrresome.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:05am tim from champaign:

Vulture Shit temporarily go by Tenderoni.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:07am lasophielle:

Good question, weight loss 76. Does Martha Stewart do a pumpkin spice latte? Vulture Shippers would certainly beast about that
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:09am Professional Courtesy:

@Keili, here is a helpful article on getting rid of Vultures (for after the show)...The best way to discourage vultures is to create an inhospitable environment. Frequently run outside, clapping and shouting, or set off firecrackers throughout the week (if legal in your area). Hang shiny, fluttery objects in the roost to frighten them away. Ordinary sprinkler systems (the kind that squirt high-powered jets of water)
If you can get a sprinkler jet to reach into the middle of the roost, and turn it on whenever they look like they are making themselves comfortable, you may find success.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:09am Davee:

A shotgun is effective too!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:10am Cork:

make your very own Martha Stewart Vultue Cage this halloween ...www.marthastewart.com...
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:11am lasophielle:

@ProfessionalCourtesy (attn Keili) wouldn't work, didn't you know, these ones LOVE fireworks
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:12am Cecile:

Call them Vulture Kvlt. (pronounced cult)
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:13am fred von helsing:

hey to avoid FCC probs you can call them by an anagram, like Tutu Shrivel, or Us Evil Truth, or Vie Thru Lust
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:13am Toots:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:13am dc pat:

"Tutu Shrivel"!
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:14am lasophielle:

Tutu Shrivel I like
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:14am KP:

Privelege sounds super.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:14am Keili:

@FVH - genius. pure genius.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:16am Professional Courtesy:

New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:17am Professional Courtesy:

A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:17am dc pat:

pretty sure this vulture shit would make anyone's tutu shrivel.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:18am Professional Courtesy:

The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:18am dc pat:

nobody's mention their last defense which is puking on you.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:18am Keili:

@northguineahills - We think so too! Though live, they have a lot more effects on their drums.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:18am lasophielle:

@professionalcourtesy now that you point it out, duh, that must have been where the filth got the idea. #policingfromNature
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:20am John from Ft Lauderdale:

Life is like a box of chocolates. It can kill a dog. #robdelaney
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:20am Cork:

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:20am Professional Courtesy:

New World vultures lack a syrinx and are nearly silent. They do not have songs, and their typical vocalizations are limited to grunts, hisses and similar sounds.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:21am lasophielle:

from the placid mesmeric R I C H I E 's twitter feed:
if i gotta do something i don't want to, i'll usually but fuck it. i'll say, "I gotta do that, but fuck it."
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:21am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

@Cork, I never knew vultures had such interesting lives!
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:22am Professional Courtesy:

That post re: a vulture's syrinx should have been @RandyVandal
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:23am Professional Courtesy:

Vultures enjoy their own unique holiday, International Vulture Awareness Day, which is celebrated on the first Saturday of each September.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:26am Professional Courtesy:

A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:27am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

My father has a nice quote, "I've eaten shit with the rest of them, but I'm smart enough to know when I'm full."
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:27am Toots:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:28am Cork:

Vultures! One of the environment’s most necessary – but often overlooked – creatures.

Today is International Vulture Awareness Day (IVAD09), and I’m participating in IVAD’s blog festival – “Blog for Vultures” – with a list of 16 cool facts about these amazing birds.

16 Cool Facts About Vultures

There are 23 species of “vultures”: 16 Old World vultures found in Africa, Asia, and Europe, and seven New World vultures (including the two condors) found in the Americas. (The list is provided below.)
Old World and New World vultures are actually not closely related. However, because both groups perform highly specialized functions, they have developed similar biological traits.
Old World vultures do not have a good sense of smell – they rely exclusively on incredible eyesight to locate food – a soaring vulture can spot a 3-foot animal carcass from 4 miles away.
Several species of New World vultures have a good sense of smell, unusual for raptors.
The Rueppell’s griffon vulture is the world’s highest flying bird. In 1973, one collided with an airplane off the Ivory Coast; at the time, the plane was flying at 37,000 feet.
Vultures can eat up to 20 percent of their own body weight in one sitting.
Vultures are equipped with a digestive system that contains special acids that will dissolve anthrax, botulism, and cholera bacteria.
Vultures do not go after healthy prey, but will attack wounded and dying animals.
New World vultures have the unusual habit of urohydrosis, or defecating on their legs to cool them evaporatively.
The bald, or lightly-feathered, head is specially designed to stay clean even when confronted with blood and bodily fluids present in the carcasses. Any remaining germs are baked off by the sun.
A group of vultures is called a venue, and when circling the air, a group of vultures is called a kettle.
By consuming the carcasses of diseased animals, vultures prevent the spread of life-threatening diseases such as rabies and anthrax among animals and humans. Check out how declining vulture populations are linked to the spread of rabies in humans.
Most vulture species mate for life.
The vomit of a vulture, followed by the action of flying away, is a vulture’s most common defensive tactic against a predator or adversary. If the food is relatively undigested, the predator is rewarded with a free meal. If the food is mostly digested, the foul-smelling substance acts as a deterrent and will sting the eyes of a predator if it lands in their face .
Most vultures are social and several species can often be seen feeding together on the same carcass.
One of the few animals to use tools, Egyptian vultures use rocks to break open ostrich eggs – check out the video below:
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:28am Professional Courtesy:

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:28am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

That's the joke^
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:31am lasophielle:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:31am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Does he intend to wreak havoc with his erotic voice?
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:34am lasophielle:

If I could, I'd listen to Mike B saying "burrow through" and "thanks FCC" as I fall asleep every night
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:35am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

Erotic vultures - isn't that a Pixies thing?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:35am tim from champaign:

Getting rid of vultures? Didn't those fools who wrote those recommendations read The Red Pony?
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:38am lasophielle:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:38am Whosondephone:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:38am Toots:

Are we going to hear any Vulture Shit music?
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:39am lasophielle:

Yeah time for some Vulture Shit music
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:39am Cecile:

I'm going to a Steampunk craft fair next weekend. Gonna wear my garb 'n' shit.
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:41am lasophielle:

Fact: I got told off once for getting the rhythm to the refrain in Church Van Contraband subtly wrong.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:41am Cecile:

Oh, you mean "American Horror Story: COH-ven?"
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

Here's a web site that tracks the movement of various vultures - www.vulturemovements.org...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:41am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150):

I am often too lazy to go to conventions. One time I was in stormtrooper costume and some jerk teenagers held a plastic knife to my throat for a photo and I wanted to beat them up.

I'm going to a convention in my home city next week because Yo La Tengo are playing the night before. I'm nervous about bringing any costumes to my parents' home because my parents don't I spent so much on Star Wars costumes.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:41am Cecile:

spec, are you originallyl from Mpls?
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:42am lasophielle:

nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:42am Cecile:

here's a topic - what are their favorite bands and influences?
  Fri. 10/11/13 10:43am lasophielle:

or, another topic - how did their traumatic experience at the hands of Bon Jovi's merger-mangling managers earlier this year impact their output
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:43am Cecile:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:45am common:

that's good stuff!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:46am dc pat:

Dirt Fences, pfff. These kids today gotta put more effort into group names...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:47am Keili:

dirty* <- so much more effort!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:48am Cecile:

Like Polygraph, Butterfly Bandages, or ? and the Trustafarians.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:48am Cecile:

Or The Last Temptation of Vincent D'Onfrio.

All available from me!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:49am Cecile:

Panko Cruise!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:50am fred von helsing:

@dcpat how about Kinetic Booty Meltdown Slagheap? (that popped up yesterday)
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:51am Cecile:

Bad Hair Decade!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:52am dc pat:

Oh, DirtY Fences! That's different.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:54am Cecile:

How about Dirt Nap?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:57am Cecile:

and of course, the Oneders.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:57am Keili:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:58am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Kveili will you play some Dark Throne?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 10:59am Cecile:

not mine, from the movie "that thing you do".
Yeah, Darkthrone.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:00am tim from champaign:

Man, I need some of Fabio's coffee. I'm falling a sleep at my desk. Too many Thursday night beersies.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Darkmasters for everyone! it chops, it dices...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:00am Cecile:

Pi, I read this interview with Darkthrone, and one of the guys says he likes to walk around in pink spandex pants to piss off the faithful.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:00am fred von helsing:

this cranks !
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:00am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:01am fred von helsing:

from Japan cool
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:01am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

LOL Cecile!!! I love them so much.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:01am Cecile:

...it takes your eternal soul in a frenzy of fire and screaming. Also makes wonderful radish roses.

Radish Roses. Good name for a band.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:02am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

damn yes C$, Radish Rose, or Household Rhubarb Twine.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:02am tim from champaign:

I had some Uinta Hop Notch last night. From SLC of all places. Pretty damn good. www.uintabrewing.com...
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:02am stephen:

i am so bored at work
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:02am Keili:

I can't find all the jokes you guys posted!
Do you remember them?
Post them here!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:03am Cecile:

join the club, stephen.

Good one, Pi.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:03am WKR-CP in Cincinnati:

you can't find them becasue they are too Kehvult.
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:03am Professional Courtesy:

A young vulture flew away from his home for a bit and got lost on his way back. His parents searched and searched, but they couldn't find him. About a week later, he finally finds his way home, and his parents are so happy that they have a huge feast. His father places a plate in front of him loaded with his favorite foods. He asks his father "What's all this?" His father replies "Carrion, my wayward son."
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:04am stephen:

vulture writ
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:04am Professional Courtesy:

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:05am fred von helsing:

it's a card with a heart on, oh puh-LEAZE
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:05am Professional Courtesy:

From @Cork - Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying three dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only two carrions allowed per passenger."
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:07am lasophielle:

are you gonna play Dinnertime as a finale is that what you're saying Keili? :)
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:07am herb.nyc:

"when i hear the word vulture i reach for my revolver"
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:08am lasophielle:

@herb.nyc NICE
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:08am fred von helsing:

can't wait for the segue from carrion to boyfriend application
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:10am Cecile:

Psychic Nutrition!
Good name for a band.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:10am herb.nyc:

VULTURE CLUB's big hit: "do you really want to shit on me" (ah, not so good. thanks lasophielle)
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:10am lasophielle:

My household had Tantra Tuesdays
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:11am Professional Courtesy:

Does the body good
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:12am lasophielle:

pour some wine for your neighbour
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:15am rsj:

was on west coast of FLA last winter, holy crap it was swarming with vultures. there's an amazing environmental disaster happening down there in red country, millions of dead fish=thriving vulture population
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:17am tim from champaign:

Sometime I sing "I love, I love, I love my job" to the tune of Bad Brains' "I Luv I Jah".
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:18am Greg from Bloomfield:

Orange Julius < Blind Lemon Jefferson
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:18am Toots:

wow Dinowalrus! It's so Beatles meets 90s new wave. Like what was that band I'm thinking of that had that big pop hit???
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:19am Cecile:

It's like the Happy Mondays or something.
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:24am Professional Courtesy:

CustomeCity.com sells a Vincent von Vulture mascot costume for $1480. Any takers?
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:24am Professional Courtesy:

  Fri. 10/11/13 11:25am Professional Courtesy:

Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:25am fred von helsing:

@greg he filched the moniker from Blind Lemon Pledge
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:28am tim from champaign:

I like this Railings. Sounds like Mark Stewart/Pop Group stuff.
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:28am lasophielle:

Good work, Courteous Professional!

Also - that Plastic Veins track was amazing
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:30am lasophielle:

does Mike B accept applications though, is what we wanna know
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:31am fred von helsing:

c'mon dude don't wait til later /
be a boyfriend applicator //
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:32am fred:

One of the joys of employment: missing most of today's show helping set up an audio ID app on an iPhone, while being treated to the same Dire Straits song to test it
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:34am Toots:

OMG FRED! I don't know if I would make it.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:38am tim from champaign:

Blind Mellow Jelly ...... "I want my daddy's records!!!". Anyone remember where that's from?
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:38am Professional Courtesy:

Question for Mike B: Should an access port be tagged or untagged?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:39am fred von helsing:

@fred oh man
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:40am fred:

at least it wasn't bohemian rhapsody...
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:40am Pat Byrne:

Thumbs up emoji.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:40am Keili:

@Professional Courtesy - that made him upset
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:41am Keili:

@Professional Courtesy - HE SAYS UNTAGGED
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:43am Russ:

Reposted just for u Keili -

Jokes? More pirate jokes?

I once took the pee out of a pirate.

He was furious!
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:43am Professional Courtesy:

@Mike B, how's that for the "joy of employment"
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:48am Bob in DC and/or VA:

LibreOffice! Open source all the way.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:49am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Can you say in that deep breathy voice "Take a deep breath, is there a pound cake nearby?"
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:50am blip:

wow. you guys are cool.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:53am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:54am Russ:

why are pirates pirates?

cos they just rrrrrrrrr
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:54am unknown comic:

Q: what's brown and sticky
A: a stick
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:54am barney.grubbs:

re: pirate's favorite letter
"You think it be the R, but it really be the C."
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:55am Russ:

I will be furious if u cant use the 1st joke tho!!!! :)
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:55am fred von helsing:

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots ?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:55am Cecile:

What's green and skates?
Peggy Phlegm

What's green and plays bass on Ace of Spades?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:55am fred von helsing:

A: Bunny farts.
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:56am Professional Courtesy:

Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road. Because it was dead.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:56am Greg from Bloomfield:

Moy nayme is Moykul Cayne. Nailed it.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:56am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Can you combine the deep breathy voice with the Michael Caine and say, "Are you here for business or pleasure?"
  Fri. 10/11/13 11:56am barney.grubbs:

credit to my little sister, Katy!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:57am Cork:

A pirate walks into the bar with the helm of his ship attached to the front of his pantaloons. The barman asks him, "did you know you have the wheel of your ship on your trousers?" The pirate replies...

"ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:58am Keili:

Thanks for all the amaaaazing jokes everyone!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:59am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I just star clicked that song.
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 11:59am Cecile:

he was stillborn.
A miscarriage is a different thing.
It's weird, but sorta understandable. They've invested 9 months in the process.

(speaking from various personal and family experiences)
  Fri. 10/11/13 12:00pm lasophielle:

That was awesome Keili. You're awesome
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 12:01pm Jeroen Kuster:

hello keilli
  Fri. 10/11/13 12:02pm Russ:

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
  Fri. 10/11/13 12:04pm Russ:

soz cut n pasted !!
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 12:08pm fred von helsing:

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road ?
Avatar Fri. 10/11/13 12:08pm fred von helsing:

A: He was stapled to the chicken.
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