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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options September 25, 2013: The Seven Second Delay Failed Cable Pilot That Really Fails from 2000
Seven Second Delay fans, we have another very special rerun for you. Last week we heard the virgin rebroadcast of Ken and Andy’s failed cable pilot for The Metro Channel. At that point, even though they lovingly called it a failed pilot, it hadn’t yet failed. That show was well received, and broadcast on TV over and over again.

Tonight, the show that actually failed. Ken says that after the show ended, he remembers rushing over the director and apologizing for Andy’s behavior... but when he looked into the director's eyes, he knew it was over.

Tonight’s archives comes to us thanks to a cassette recording from Joe Morris. Thank you so much, Joe!

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Ken and Andy  Failed Cable Pilot from September 2000 

Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:00pm northguineahills:

So, what happened to waiting in line at the Apple Store?
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:01pm Robert:

Can we assume the location recording Ken & Andy were supposedly making today did not go well?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:01pm Matt from Springfield:

"7SD: We never stop at one failure!"
Hi NGH, Robert, Ange and Delayers delayed!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:01pm northguineahills:

Are they in central holding?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:03pm glenn:

7sd "failure delayed is failure fulfilled". or something.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

I mean, come on! The stuff they do on radio is amazing--because it's on radio! Doing the same stuff on TV isn't--it's just normal and tedious!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:03pm steve:

so, can anyone direct me to video of failed pilot 1?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:05pm Ange:

I am so sad about this, but Apple store show didn't happen! When Andy got to the Short Hills mall there weren't any lines and he lost his excitement about the concept, called Ken, and called the whole thing off. RIP ABORTED APPLE STORE SHOW.
Avatar Wed. 9/25/13 6:05pm Dr. Goot:

"Scaramouche"
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:07pm hamburger:

aww that sounded like the perfect set up for a show, turning up to joke around for a queue that no longer existed and trying to come up with something else..
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:08pm Matt from Springfield:

What a shame, too bad they didn't riff at another store there.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:09pm glenn:

really? i'd bet peter or david before michael.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:09pm Matt from Springfield:

I call BS! That's from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)!

It *is* a "group prayer", in a way...
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:10pm Ange:

@hamburger, I know! I wanted them to just go shopping for pants and get a pretzel
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:11pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ange: Aw man! Shopping for pants--that's perfect!!!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Kawffee tawlk...
Warrdar...
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Ooof, my condolences, Staten Islander...
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:18pm common:

listening from s. philly. woooooter.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:19pm Ange:

They are called the Metro Channel not Metro Cable FYI
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

Farm-a-cologist
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:21pm Carmichael:

If they had pitched the show to Bob Balaban, they'd have a show.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:23pm Matt from Springfield:

@Carm: Or at least a cerebral Christopher Guest mockumentary movie about their failure.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:27pm Matt from Springfield:

100 points, redeemable 1:1 in Zimbabwe Dollars!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:30pm northguineahills:

@ Matt, before or after they removed 9 zeros?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:30pm Ange:

We miss you Hunter
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

More memories of Hunter...
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:31pm -max-:

RIP Hunter, you are missed.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:32pm Matt from Springfield:

@NGH: "Ahh, it doesn't matter!" :)
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:34pm Fredericks:

Hunter was fun.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:35pm Greg from Bloomfield:

The Western Hemisphere is the dancingest hemisphere of all!
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:37pm Robert:

There's something about the voice, even a lo-fi recording of it, that creates a presence that pictures don't. I got that effect from listening to audio tape of my long-dead mother, and it's the same with Hunter--even though I never met Hunter.
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:37pm Jeff:

Testing, testing, testing comments from app.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:38pm Matt from Springfield:

Ken got by on a technicality, it's only because more of the points went to him than me...
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:38pm Jeff:

More.
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:39pm Robert:

The voice is just so...personal. Home movies, even if they're looking straight at the camera, don't have the same addressing-you effect. This is why radio seems so personal too. It's why Jean Shepherd, for example, complained of audience members feeling overly familiar with on-air people
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:39pm moi:

Poo.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:40pm Matt from Springfield:

@Robert: a picture doesn't move you as a voice does. And it's a good idea to leave a long recording of yourself for your loved ones.
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:41pm Robert:

Aw, now I'm thinking of Mother & Daddy talking to me as a baby, trying to get me to talk into the Webcor.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:45pm Matt from Springfield:

You take a chicken, and roast it, right?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:46pm Matt from Springfield:

Sorrid LaSordo.
"He broke my heart, then he broke my lock, so I broke his nose."
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:46pm glenn:

she's from the east coast.
Avatar Wed. 9/25/13 6:46pm Surrealist:

How to roast a chicken: Find out some embarrassing factoids about him, then throw a party and rattle them off in front of his friends.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Mass a chew sets!!
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:47pm Jeff:

That sounds so Boston.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:48pm glenn:

naw. they say wicked all through the atlantic provinces.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

I guessed that from "wickkid", it seems Bostonians say that.
RMV "Registry" is a Mass. thing. Find ALL the states' idiomatic DMV names!!
en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:49pm Caryn:

The "wicked sure" and accent pointed to Boston, but then she had to ask what BU stood for, so I was sidetracked to think about neighbouring areas, including Canada. Darn.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@glenn: Interesting. Wonder how that developed.
"It's a wickkid storm, Marthah, from Monctin down to Providince".
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Hmm, only 9 of 50 states+DC calls theirs the "Department" of Motor Vehicles: California, Connecticut, DC, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia. There are a lot of "Division" of Motor Vehicles, some lesser knowns like Office, Bureau, Registry, and unique items.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:55pm glenn:

pennsylvania BORDERS on canada.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:57pm northguineahills:

if you count the border on Lake Erie.
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@glenn: On Canada water, but not Canada dry. Though you can buy Canada Dry in PA. Coincidence??
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:58pm Caryn:

Yay, got the last one correct!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

"That's really the end!" New 7SD motto!

Thanks Ange and encored failure Ken & Andy!
Have a good night everyone!
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:58pm glenn:

i do count the border on lake erie. why not?
Avatar    Wed. 9/25/13 6:59pm Matt from Springfield:

If only Andy acted like this the whole time, might have been a shoo-in for a cable show! :)
  Wed. 9/25/13 6:59pm Robert:

I miss at least the intro to "Audio Kitchen". Lotsa found audio.
  Wed. 9/25/13 7:00pm Robert:

Matt, don't you know they always save a kick for the end?
  Wed. 9/25/13 7:01pm Robert:

Like one perfectly awful show they did from a rest stop on the GSP, but at the end Ken made me laugh with, "You spilled the man's drink, you made the baby vomit...we're outta here!"
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