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July 16, 2008: Andy versus the Listener Chorus
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Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm
From:
Brian in OR
ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm
From:
lizee
Again with the weird dropouts?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm
From:
Philly Mike
First.
That's $0.05 Andy.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm
From:
Henery
Sounds like a good crowd.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm
From:
Philly Mike
Drat, not first... another $0.05
Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm
From:
Grant In Burbank
Go Ang, Go!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm
From:
Guy Tensen
Here's a nickel from Iowa
Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm
From:
Listener Mike in California
Open the wallet, take out another nickle.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm
From:
Henery
Yay Andrea!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm
From:
Mike
Andrea sounds like Miranda July in her softer, sweeter moments.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm
From:
Peter
Pay up!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm
From:
Guy
This ought to count for a real comment.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm
From:
Henery
Screw fair!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm
From:
g
substantive and on topic: andy is a cheap well you know... lol
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Eric
I thought Andrea had frizzy blonde hair.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Rexella
Andy has been reckoned, and Jack has proclaimed him DOOOOOOMED!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Raj
Goto hell, Andy!!!
How's that for a real comment!!!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
Hey! I'm almost a senior citizen!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Henery
I wonder how Andy will make Andrea's grandmother cry...?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm
From:
Bennett
Pay up, Andy! *cheers*
Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm
From:
Guy
Andy better pay up or we'll take out his kneecaps.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm
From:
Tim
What is the topic?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm
From:
Gregory
Yeah, what's the topic tonight?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm
From:
Mike
I'll bet a nickle that Andy drops another F bomb.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm
From:
g
same topic as always -- timekilling, timefilling, whatever
Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I once jumped a fence and found 50 cents
Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm
From:
Mike
Do you mean you jumped a fence and found the hip hop guy?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm
From:
g
yeah, it was ther prison perimeter fence
Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm
From:
Another Andy
Oh, for the love of crackers!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm
From:
Steve
This is annoying, I hope your marker runs dry very soon.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm
From:
Jason
THESE LIVE SHOWS SUCK !!!
Ken, Andy,
You two should be in the studio by yourselves.
Dump THE LOSER STUDIO AUDIENCE - NOW !!!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
No, but the person who witnessed my good fortune thought it rhymed
Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm
From:
Lukas
What is happening?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm
From:
Mike
I love hearing a Jew say, "I swear to Christ." Classic.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm
From:
Audie Ence
Say something funny, please.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm
From:
Raj
i hope the dump button isn't on the audience's hands...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm
From:
Tom
Ken - Your show today was good, especially the first half hour. Later, you sounded tired. I've been tired.
Charkee McGee and the Problematically Incentivized Flaming Ducks
Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm
From:
steve
oh yeah...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm
From:
steve
-5 cents
Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm
From:
steve
that makes 20
Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm
From:
Mike
Hi Ken. MUSIC, PLEASE!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm
From:
Guy
THIS is bad radio?!?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm
From:
Lukas
Why $4.23? Does this have anything to do with Lost?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm
From:
Commenteer
Ken, why do you want Andy to sound like the reasonable one? This is disorienting.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:17pm
From:
Listener Julian
The live show makes Andy too happy.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm
From:
Bob Dylan
Live studio audience = me going electric = Judas.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm
From:
andy waltzer
Last December, I found half a $100 bill sticking out of the icey snow, I kept chipping and used ice melting stuff but I couldn't find the other half. Sad story! Do I get a nickel?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:20pm
From:
jake
al la Best Show... perhaps the topic could be expanded to include the most money you have lost....
Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I think Andrea gets a nickle
Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm
From:
!!!
Most $ lost? When Bush went to Iraq. I lost a lot of money on that, uh, visit.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm
From:
Tim
I once lost about $20 in change in a snow bank... and then found it 3 months later when the snow bank melted. True story.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm
From:
john
How do the odds of an interesting call stack up against the odds of an amusing response?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm
From:
Austin
Sorry. I'm late. Give that coin to My Boss.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm
From:
Guy
I found some tickets laying on the floor of Chuck E Cheese the last time I took my kid there.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm
From:
JT
I once found a quarter in a vending machine.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm
From:
Raj
Most money lost: I saw Moving, IQ and Sgt. Bilko in movie theaters.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I found a 1944 silver dime when digging in the garden. That's worth more than 10 cents
Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Back from the pub. Gonna keep posting until 7. If Ken plays Rush I'll call in...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm
From:
Austin
I kid you not. Someone leaves $100 bills in my apartment on occasion.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm
From:
Henery
I once found a £20 note outside my front door. That's about $40.
That was a good day.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm
From:
Jimmy Buffet
I once found a sanddollar between my cheeks.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
So Ken, did you come up with a title for last week's show yet?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm
From:
?
My computer's being watched by Iranian spies & FBI Counterterrorism.
Since I'm watching this, I guess they're watching you as well.
Everybody, Say Hello !!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm
From:
Doug
I found a dime on my bedroom floor just the other day!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm
From:
Lukas
Wow!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm
From:
I.H.
On 5th Ave., I found a shiny new Metrocard with $4.50 on it. You see dead Metrocards everywhere, but somehow I just knew it had a balance remaining on it. It was so new, it almost glittered.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm
From:
Tom
No Canada. Home of the maple leaves, animals and vegetables. No Canada. Home of the brave.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I'm going to search the office tonight before I go home to see if I can find some pennies in unlocked desk drawers.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm
From:
Jess James
I once found stacks and stacks of bundled cash in an adjacent room, but the teller wouldn't let me behind the glass to get to it.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
I found a Canadian five dollar bill in a jacket last week. I bet it's worth more than when I bought it.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm
From:
Raj
Don't worry. The rain laundered it.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm
From:
Austin
Is it ok if I don't leave my email address on future posts?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm
From:
Austin
Raj,
Who is more sad they're not there? You or me?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm
From:
Listener Lizard Dave
Are we close to a record on comments yet?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
No, its not optional, you must pay every time
Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm
From:
Doug
I once found an F-14 Tomcat in the park ... I figure it was worth half a billion at least. It's in my garage now.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Hello Ken. Is this Andy on Skype from Berlin?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm
From:
Raj
I'm gonna play the "stuck in Bristow VA" card here, Austin!!!!
I VOTE FOR ME!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I once found a tomcat, it was Siamese.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Ange is a vegetarian? That's going to make me slow down the commenting pace.
Eat grass-fed humanely raised animals. It's what they're for.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm
From:
Lukas
Why are the comments only worth a nickel?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm
From:
Mark
re: Andy's Bill Gates story, "interesting" is a funny word.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm
From:
MONEY FOR ANDREA
I found a nickel in Andy's piggy bank and gave it to Andrea
Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm
From:
Austin
I'm sorry. It was trick question. The correct answer was Listener Guy is . I'm not being sarcastic.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm
From:
Listener Julian
Money for Andrea! Go Cardinals!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
5 cents a comment, 10 cents per call. 4.23 per audience member
Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Although Ange does sound cute for a vegetarian. Usually they're thin and angry and wear odd glasses.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Let's see if I can get back to back comments.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm
From:
Lukas
Fantastic!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Whoo! Hat trick?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm
From:
Listener Dave
Nope.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm
From:
Raj
Does Adrien's new shrink know what he's getting into?????
Hector Elizando joins the cast!
MONK... the season premiere... this friday on -(click)
Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm
From:
Austin
We are about to hit message 100. FIVE BUCKS FOR ANDREA! Enjoy that GardenBurger
Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm
From:
Tom
I once found $20 on my brother's dresser.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm
From:
g
screw monk -- only the 50 and up F demo cares...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:39pm
From:
vinh!
amazing. I once found a receipt for breakfast in a 36 year old book. does that count?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:40pm
From:
Henery
What sort of breakfast?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:41pm
From:
Lukas
I once saw a film where people found a lot of money.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm
From:
Austin
Rebuffering Stream....
Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm
From:
Austin
Rebuffering Stream....
Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm
From:
vinh!
simply "BREAKFAST" for 800 yen, at the Hotel New Nagoya, on August 11, 1968
Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm
From:
Austin
Rebuffering Stream....
Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Andy, can you help me with my melons?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm
From:
inger
I found $20 outside the CVS...on the ground
Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm
From:
Austin
Seriously, though. Does anyone have a calculator? These math questions are hard.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
That's a VERY interesting story.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
You don't need a calculator, you need a nice Korean boy. At least that's what Andy says.
My hands are getting tired. How many comments are we at?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm
From:
g
someone left an atm logged in ahead of me in line two christmases ago -- i looked around the account for a few seconds, saw $3000 or so, but realized that they have cameras there -- no way would it have worked...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm
From:
Listener Julian
Why isn't Ken talking? What's the concept behind that? I miss his lateral lisp.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm
From:
Listener David
I have a dry cleaning biz, and I'm constantly finding money in the pockets of my customers; from change to almost $400
Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
Who cares? Since I'm currently without an assignment, my employer is allowing me to generate the alternate revenue stream
Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm
From:
barry
Handsome living minus another 5 cents
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
Austin
Lizardner Dave ,
Your last message was # 124.
Yeah...woo hoo.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
Lukas
It's not over yet!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
g
it's a typical fmu weird experiment julian...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
Ken is writing que cards for the studio audience
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Andy has lost the will to live.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm
From:
g
cue, dude, come on...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
nicoled
Ah, the last 12 min.....getting in there so I can cost Andy another .05!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
Raj
800 yen = $2.87
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Thanks Austin! Andy losing the will to live has returned strength to my hands.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
Aliza
rooting for the silenzter!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
Lukas
Isn't "queue" also possible?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm
From:
Listener Julian
Don't get me wrong, I like it that he's letting Andy twist on the line...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
Sorry, I also misspelled nickel earlier
Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm
From:
g
andy, rude? and who exactly would be shocked, again?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm
From:
Austin
Does anyone want to call in for me? I'm at work and I can take the highest $$ found prize. I'll tell you the story over the comments.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Lox are not vegetarian. Unless you're one o'them "Fish aren't animals" vegetarians.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm
From:
JT
There was also another time I found a dime in a vending machine. Damn.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm
From:
Raj
I'm game, Austin!!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm
From:
Tom
Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall Change.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
If we reach 200 comments, I'll match Andy's contribution for comments
Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm
From:
Lukas
Are deep-fried crickets on a stick vegetarian?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm
From:
g
andy's caller clinic ...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm
From:
Listener Julian
Lukas, they ain't kosher...
Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm
From:
g
200 in an hour is only 3 and change per minute
why not?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
The ski lift guy sounds like Steinski.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm
From:
g
lithp?
that clock ith broken i thwear to godd
Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm
From:
Me
I swear to Christ.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm
From:
Austin
Bah....I had a work call come in. Still time.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm
From:
Lukas
For vegetarians who avoid meat for ethical reasons, is it OK to eat roadkill?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
I'll match if we hit 200 comments as well. Ken, you have my e-mail. Shoot me a note and I'll make good.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm
From:
Tom
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Are we there yet?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm
From:
Lukas
How many comments are there now?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm
From:
g
that clock ith broken i thwear
if he repeats himself so can the commenters
Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm
From:
Listener Julian
HI, YOU'RE ON THE AIR
Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm
From:
Austin
One afternoon, my girlfriend was going through my books looking for something to read, and she found a stash of a hundred dollar bills. Throughout my bookcase, she found about $1700. That was about 8 months ago. Occasionally, I will still find a Hundred Bill hidden in my house.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
I was planning on mailing my contribution to Andy's home in Madison. Try zabasearch
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Did we make it?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Listener Julian
DON'T SAY APPLAUSE JUST APPLAUD
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
g
andy is boycotting now
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Lukas
Next time they should only have studio guests with a lithp.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Tom
A penny for your thoughts.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Me
Lukas, that's like asking if someone would eat a human (assuming that you normally wouldn't) as long as it's dead.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
Austin
This is message number 829!
Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm
From:
g
andy whining, how nostalgic
Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm
From:
Lukas
Is this going to be a long story?
Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm
From:
Tom
Shave and a haircut - two bits.
Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm
From:
g
andy whining, that's rare
Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=andy+breckman+madison+new+jersey
Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm
From:
Steve in Seattle
Comments = 829!
Wed. 7/16/08 7:00pm
From:
Austin
That's not true. But, I wanted to make The Boss extra coin.
Wed. 7/16/08 7:02pm
From:
Raj
OMG Lis Dave! NICE FIND!!!!!
Wed. 7/16/08 7:04pm
From:
Austin
174?
$8.65.
Listener Steve, you matching?
Wed. 7/16/08 7:07pm
From:
Lizardner Dave
Thanks Raj. I feel a little guilty but blame google. You can call that up on anyone who hasn't opted out or gotten an unlisted number.
Looks like we only hit 168 during the show or $8.40 out of Andy's pocket. I'll still send $10 Ange's way if someone shoots me an e-mail as to where to send it.
Wed. 7/16/08 10:57pm
From:
Kyle
Wooo!!! I was there!
Thu. 7/17/08 1:15am
From:
Joe
And we thank you
Thu. 7/17/08 1:16am
From:
Joe
And we thank you
Thu. 7/17/08 2:48am
From:
matthew
i'm concerned about the air conditioner too!
Thu. 7/17/08 4:03pm
From:
Ange
thanks for all the comments, long-time listeners, multiple-time commenters! Andy couldn't be bothered to wait for the final tally at the end of the show, so we just rounded up a ways... so thanks so much. last night will fund another year of good call-screening from jeff and good blogging/producing from me.
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