Playlist for Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy - July 16, 2008

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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw.

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July 16, 2008: Andy versus the Listener Chorus

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Listener comments!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm From: Brian in OR

ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm From: lizee

Again with the weird dropouts?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm From: Philly Mike

First.
That's $0.05 Andy.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm From: Henery

Sounds like a good crowd.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm From: Philly Mike

Drat, not first... another $0.05

Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm From: Grant In Burbank

Go Ang, Go!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm From: Guy Tensen

Here's a nickel from Iowa

Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm From: Listener Mike in California

Open the wallet, take out another nickle.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm From: Henery

Yay Andrea!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm From: Mike

Andrea sounds like Miranda July in her softer, sweeter moments.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm From: Peter

Pay up!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm From: Guy

This ought to count for a real comment.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm From: Henery

Screw fair!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm From: g

substantive and on topic: andy is a cheap well you know... lol

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Eric

I thought Andrea had frizzy blonde hair.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Rexella

Andy has been reckoned, and Jack has proclaimed him DOOOOOOMED!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Raj

Goto hell, Andy!!!

How's that for a real comment!!!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Steve in Seattle

Hey! I'm almost a senior citizen!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Henery

I wonder how Andy will make Andrea's grandmother cry...?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm From: Bennett

Pay up, Andy! *cheers*

Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm From: Guy

Andy better pay up or we'll take out his kneecaps.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm From: Tim

What is the topic?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm From: Gregory

Yeah, what's the topic tonight?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm From: Mike

I'll bet a nickle that Andy drops another F bomb.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm From: g

same topic as always -- timekilling, timefilling, whatever

Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm From: Steve in Seattle

I once jumped a fence and found 50 cents

Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm From: Mike

Do you mean you jumped a fence and found the hip hop guy?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm From: g

yeah, it was ther prison perimeter fence

Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm From: Another Andy

Oh, for the love of crackers!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm From: Steve

This is annoying, I hope your marker runs dry very soon.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm From: Jason

THESE LIVE SHOWS SUCK !!!
Ken, Andy,
You two should be in the studio by yourselves.
Dump THE LOSER STUDIO AUDIENCE - NOW !!!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm From: Steve in Seattle

No, but the person who witnessed my good fortune thought it rhymed

Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm From: Lukas

What is happening?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm From: Mike

I love hearing a Jew say, "I swear to Christ." Classic.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm From: Audie Ence

Say something funny, please.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm From: Raj

i hope the dump button isn't on the audience's hands...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm From: Tom

Ken - Your show today was good, especially the first half hour. Later, you sounded tired. I've been tired.
Charkee McGee and the Problematically Incentivized Flaming Ducks

Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm From: steve

oh yeah...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm From: steve

-5 cents

Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm From: steve

that makes 20

Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm From: Mike

Hi Ken. MUSIC, PLEASE!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm From: Guy

THIS is bad radio?!?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm From: Lukas

Why $4.23? Does this have anything to do with Lost?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm From: Commenteer

Ken, why do you want Andy to sound like the reasonable one? This is disorienting.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:17pm From: Listener Julian

The live show makes Andy too happy.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm From: Bob Dylan

Live studio audience = me going electric = Judas.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm From: andy waltzer

Last December, I found half a $100 bill sticking out of the icey snow, I kept chipping and used ice melting stuff but I couldn't find the other half. Sad story! Do I get a nickel?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:20pm From: jake

al la Best Show... perhaps the topic could be expanded to include the most money you have lost....

Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm From: Steve in Seattle

I think Andrea gets a nickle

Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm From: !!!

Most $ lost? When Bush went to Iraq. I lost a lot of money on that, uh, visit.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm From: Tim

I once lost about $20 in change in a snow bank... and then found it 3 months later when the snow bank melted. True story.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm From: john

How do the odds of an interesting call stack up against the odds of an amusing response?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm From: Austin

Sorry. I'm late. Give that coin to My Boss.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm From: Guy

I found some tickets laying on the floor of Chuck E Cheese the last time I took my kid there.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm From: JT

I once found a quarter in a vending machine.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm From: Raj

Most money lost: I saw Moving, IQ and Sgt. Bilko in movie theaters.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm From: Steve in Seattle

I found a 1944 silver dime when digging in the garden. That's worth more than 10 cents

Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm From: Lizardner Dave

Back from the pub. Gonna keep posting until 7. If Ken plays Rush I'll call in...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm From: Austin

I kid you not. Someone leaves $100 bills in my apartment on occasion.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm From: Henery

I once found a £20 note outside my front door. That's about $40.

That was a good day.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm From: Jimmy Buffet

I once found a sanddollar between my cheeks.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm From: Lizardner Dave

So Ken, did you come up with a title for last week's show yet?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm From: ?

My computer's being watched by Iranian spies & FBI Counterterrorism.
Since I'm watching this, I guess they're watching you as well.
Everybody, Say Hello !!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm From: Doug

I found a dime on my bedroom floor just the other day!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm From: Lukas

Wow!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm From: I.H.

On 5th Ave., I found a shiny new Metrocard with $4.50 on it. You see dead Metrocards everywhere, but somehow I just knew it had a balance remaining on it. It was so new, it almost glittered.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm From: Tom

No Canada. Home of the maple leaves, animals and vegetables. No Canada. Home of the brave.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm From: Steve in Seattle

I'm going to search the office tonight before I go home to see if I can find some pennies in unlocked desk drawers.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm From: Jess James

I once found stacks and stacks of bundled cash in an adjacent room, but the teller wouldn't let me behind the glass to get to it.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm From: Lizardner Dave

I found a Canadian five dollar bill in a jacket last week. I bet it's worth more than when I bought it.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm From: Raj

Don't worry. The rain laundered it.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm From: Austin

Is it ok if I don't leave my email address on future posts?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm From: Austin

Raj,
Who is more sad they're not there? You or me?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm From: Listener Lizard Dave

Are we close to a record on comments yet?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm From: Steve in Seattle

No, its not optional, you must pay every time

Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm From: Doug

I once found an F-14 Tomcat in the park ... I figure it was worth half a billion at least. It's in my garage now.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm From: Lizardner Dave

Hello Ken. Is this Andy on Skype from Berlin?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm From: Raj

I'm gonna play the "stuck in Bristow VA" card here, Austin!!!!

I VOTE FOR ME!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm From: Steve in Seattle

I once found a tomcat, it was Siamese.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm From: Lizardner Dave

Ange is a vegetarian? That's going to make me slow down the commenting pace.

Eat grass-fed humanely raised animals. It's what they're for.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm From: Lukas

Why are the comments only worth a nickel?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm From: Mark

re: Andy's Bill Gates story, "interesting" is a funny word.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm From: MONEY FOR ANDREA

I found a nickel in Andy's piggy bank and gave it to Andrea

Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm From: Austin

I'm sorry. It was trick question. The correct answer was Listener Guy is . I'm not being sarcastic.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm From: Listener Julian

Money for Andrea! Go Cardinals!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm From: Steve in Seattle

5 cents a comment, 10 cents per call. 4.23 per audience member

Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm From: Lizardner Dave

Although Ange does sound cute for a vegetarian. Usually they're thin and angry and wear odd glasses.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm From: Lizardner Dave

Let's see if I can get back to back comments.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm From: Lukas

Fantastic!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm From: Lizardner Dave

Whoo! Hat trick?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm From: Listener Dave

Nope.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm From: Raj

Does Adrien's new shrink know what he's getting into?????

Hector Elizando joins the cast!

MONK... the season premiere... this friday on -(click)

Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm From: Austin

We are about to hit message 100. FIVE BUCKS FOR ANDREA! Enjoy that GardenBurger

Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm From: Tom

I once found $20 on my brother's dresser.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm From: g

screw monk -- only the 50 and up F demo cares...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:39pm From: vinh!

amazing. I once found a receipt for breakfast in a 36 year old book. does that count?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:40pm From: Henery

What sort of breakfast?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:41pm From: Lukas

I once saw a film where people found a lot of money.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm From: Austin

Rebuffering Stream....

Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm From: Austin

Rebuffering Stream....

Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm From: vinh!

simply "BREAKFAST" for 800 yen, at the Hotel New Nagoya, on August 11, 1968

Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm From: Austin

Rebuffering Stream....

Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm From: Lizardner Dave

Andy, can you help me with my melons?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm From: inger

I found $20 outside the CVS...on the ground

Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm From: Austin

Seriously, though. Does anyone have a calculator? These math questions are hard.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm From: Steve in Seattle

That's a VERY interesting story.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm From: Lizardner Dave

You don't need a calculator, you need a nice Korean boy. At least that's what Andy says.
My hands are getting tired. How many comments are we at?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm From: g

someone left an atm logged in ahead of me in line two christmases ago -- i looked around the account for a few seconds, saw $3000 or so, but realized that they have cameras there -- no way would it have worked...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm From: Listener Julian

Why isn't Ken talking? What's the concept behind that? I miss his lateral lisp.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm From: Listener David

I have a dry cleaning biz, and I'm constantly finding money in the pockets of my customers; from change to almost $400

Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm From: Steve in Seattle

Who cares? Since I'm currently without an assignment, my employer is allowing me to generate the alternate revenue stream

Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm From: barry

Handsome living minus another 5 cents

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: Austin

Lizardner Dave ,
Your last message was # 124.
Yeah...woo hoo.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: Lukas

It's not over yet!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: g

it's a typical fmu weird experiment julian...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: Steve in Seattle

Ken is writing que cards for the studio audience

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: Lizardner Dave

Andy has lost the will to live.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm From: g

cue, dude, come on...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: nicoled

Ah, the last 12 min.....getting in there so I can cost Andy another .05!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: Raj

800 yen = $2.87

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: Lizardner Dave

Thanks Austin! Andy losing the will to live has returned strength to my hands.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: Aliza

rooting for the silenzter!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: Lukas

Isn't "queue" also possible?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm From: Listener Julian

Don't get me wrong, I like it that he's letting Andy twist on the line...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm From: Steve in Seattle

Sorry, I also misspelled nickel earlier

Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm From: g

andy, rude? and who exactly would be shocked, again?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm From: Austin

Does anyone want to call in for me? I'm at work and I can take the highest $$ found prize. I'll tell you the story over the comments.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm From: Lizardner Dave

Lox are not vegetarian. Unless you're one o'them "Fish aren't animals" vegetarians.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm From: JT

There was also another time I found a dime in a vending machine. Damn.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm From: Raj

I'm game, Austin!!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm From: Tom

Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall Change.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm From: Steve in Seattle

If we reach 200 comments, I'll match Andy's contribution for comments

Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm From: Lukas

Are deep-fried crickets on a stick vegetarian?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm From: g

andy's caller clinic ...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm From: Listener Julian

Lukas, they ain't kosher...

Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm From: g

200 in an hour is only 3 and change per minute
why not?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm From: Lizardner Dave

The ski lift guy sounds like Steinski.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm From: g

lithp?

that clock ith broken i thwear to godd

Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm From: Me

I swear to Christ.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm From: Austin

Bah....I had a work call come in. Still time.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm From: Lukas

For vegetarians who avoid meat for ethical reasons, is it OK to eat roadkill?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm From: Lizardner Dave

I'll match if we hit 200 comments as well. Ken, you have my e-mail. Shoot me a note and I'll make good.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm From: Tom

Don't take any wooden nickels.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm From: Lizardner Dave

Are we there yet?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm From: Lukas

How many comments are there now?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm From: g

that clock ith broken i thwear

if he repeats himself so can the commenters

Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm From: Listener Julian

HI, YOU'RE ON THE AIR

Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm From: Austin

One afternoon, my girlfriend was going through my books looking for something to read, and she found a stash of a hundred dollar bills. Throughout my bookcase, she found about $1700. That was about 8 months ago. Occasionally, I will still find a Hundred Bill hidden in my house.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm From: Steve in Seattle

I was planning on mailing my contribution to Andy's home in Madison. Try zabasearch

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Lizardner Dave

Did we make it?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Listener Julian

DON'T SAY APPLAUSE JUST APPLAUD

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: g

andy is boycotting now

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Lukas

Next time they should only have studio guests with a lithp.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Tom

A penny for your thoughts.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Me

Lukas, that's like asking if someone would eat a human (assuming that you normally wouldn't) as long as it's dead.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: Austin

This is message number 829!

Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm From: g

andy whining, how nostalgic

Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm From: Lukas

Is this going to be a long story?

Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm From: Tom

Shave and a haircut - two bits.

Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm From: g

andy whining, that's rare

Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm From: Lizardner Dave

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=andy+breckman+madison+new+jersey

Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm From: Steve in Seattle

Comments = 829!

Wed. 7/16/08 7:00pm From: Austin

That's not true. But, I wanted to make The Boss extra coin.

Wed. 7/16/08 7:02pm From: Raj

OMG Lis Dave! NICE FIND!!!!!

Wed. 7/16/08 7:04pm From: Austin

174?
$8.65.

Listener Steve, you matching?

Wed. 7/16/08 7:07pm From: Lizardner Dave

Thanks Raj. I feel a little guilty but blame google. You can call that up on anyone who hasn't opted out or gotten an unlisted number.

Looks like we only hit 168 during the show or $8.40 out of Andy's pocket. I'll still send $10 Ange's way if someone shoots me an e-mail as to where to send it.

Wed. 7/16/08 10:57pm From: Kyle

Wooo!!! I was there!

Thu. 7/17/08 1:15am From: Joe

And we thank you

Thu. 7/17/08 1:16am From: Joe

And we thank you

Thu. 7/17/08 2:48am From: matthew

i'm concerned about the air conditioner too!

Thu. 7/17/08 4:03pm From: Ange

thanks for all the comments, long-time listeners, multiple-time commenters! Andy couldn't be bothered to wait for the final tally at the end of the show, so we just rounded up a ways... so thanks so much. last night will fund another year of good call-screening from jeff and good blogging/producing from me.

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