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Options July 16, 2008: Andy versus the Listener Chorus

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  Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm Brian in OR:

ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm lizee:

Again with the weird dropouts?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:02pm Philly Mike:

First.
That's $0.05 Andy.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm Henery:

Sounds like a good crowd.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm Philly Mike:

Drat, not first... another $0.05
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm Grant In Burbank:

Go Ang, Go!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:03pm Guy Tensen:

Here's a nickel from Iowa
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm Listener Mike in California:

Open the wallet, take out another nickle.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:04pm Henery:

Yay Andrea!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm Mike:

Andrea sounds like Miranda July in her softer, sweeter moments.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:05pm Peter:

Pay up!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm Guy:

This ought to count for a real comment.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm Henery:

Screw fair!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:06pm g:

substantive and on topic: andy is a cheap well you know... lol
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Eric:

I thought Andrea had frizzy blonde hair.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Rexella:

Andy has been reckoned, and Jack has proclaimed him DOOOOOOMED!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Raj:

Goto hell, Andy!!!

How's that for a real comment!!!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Steve in Seattle:

Hey! I'm almost a senior citizen!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Henery:

I wonder how Andy will make Andrea's grandmother cry...?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:07pm Bennett:

Pay up, Andy! *cheers*
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm Guy:

Andy better pay up or we'll take out his kneecaps.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:08pm Tim:

What is the topic?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm Gregory:

Yeah, what's the topic tonight?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:09pm Mike:

I'll bet a nickle that Andy drops another F bomb.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm g:

same topic as always -- timekilling, timefilling, whatever
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:10pm Steve in Seattle:

I once jumped a fence and found 50 cents
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm Mike:

Do you mean you jumped a fence and found the hip hop guy?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:11pm g:

yeah, it was ther prison perimeter fence
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm Another Andy:

Oh, for the love of crackers!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm Steve:

This is annoying, I hope your marker runs dry very soon.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm Jason:

THESE LIVE SHOWS SUCK !!!
Ken, Andy,
You two should be in the studio by yourselves.
Dump THE LOSER STUDIO AUDIENCE - NOW !!!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:12pm Steve in Seattle:

No, but the person who witnessed my good fortune thought it rhymed
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm Lukas:

What is happening?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm Mike:

I love hearing a Jew say, "I swear to Christ." Classic.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm Audie Ence:

Say something funny, please.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm Raj:

i hope the dump button isn't on the audience's hands...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:13pm Tom:

Ken - Your show today was good, especially the first half hour. Later, you sounded tired. I've been tired.
Charkee McGee and the Problematically Incentivized Flaming Ducks
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm steve:

oh yeah...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:14pm steve:

-5 cents
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm steve:

that makes 20
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:15pm Mike:

Hi Ken. MUSIC, PLEASE!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm Guy:

THIS is bad radio?!?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm Lukas:

Why $4.23? Does this have anything to do with Lost?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:16pm Commenteer:

Ken, why do you want Andy to sound like the reasonable one? This is disorienting.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:17pm Listener Julian:

The live show makes Andy too happy.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm Bob Dylan:

Live studio audience = me going electric = Judas.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:19pm andy waltzer:

Last December, I found half a $100 bill sticking out of the icey snow, I kept chipping and used ice melting stuff but I couldn't find the other half. Sad story! Do I get a nickel?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:20pm jake:

al la Best Show... perhaps the topic could be expanded to include the most money you have lost....
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm Steve in Seattle:

I think Andrea gets a nickle
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:21pm !!!:

Most $ lost? When Bush went to Iraq. I lost a lot of money on that, uh, visit.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm Tim:

I once lost about $20 in change in a snow bank... and then found it 3 months later when the snow bank melted. True story.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm john:

How do the odds of an interesting call stack up against the odds of an amusing response?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:22pm Austin:

Sorry. I'm late. Give that coin to My Boss.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm Guy:

I found some tickets laying on the floor of Chuck E Cheese the last time I took my kid there.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:23pm JT:

I once found a quarter in a vending machine.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm Raj:

Most money lost: I saw Moving, IQ and Sgt. Bilko in movie theaters.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm Steve in Seattle:

I found a 1944 silver dime when digging in the garden. That's worth more than 10 cents
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm Lizardner Dave:

Back from the pub. Gonna keep posting until 7. If Ken plays Rush I'll call in...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:24pm Austin:

I kid you not. Someone leaves $100 bills in my apartment on occasion.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm Henery:

I once found a £20 note outside my front door. That's about $40.

That was a good day.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm Jimmy Buffet:

I once found a sanddollar between my cheeks.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm Lizardner Dave:

So Ken, did you come up with a title for last week's show yet?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm ?:

My computer's being watched by Iranian spies & FBI Counterterrorism.
Since I'm watching this, I guess they're watching you as well.
Everybody, Say Hello !!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:25pm Doug:

I found a dime on my bedroom floor just the other day!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm Lukas:

Wow!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:26pm I.H.:

On 5th Ave., I found a shiny new Metrocard with $4.50 on it. You see dead Metrocards everywhere, but somehow I just knew it had a balance remaining on it. It was so new, it almost glittered.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm Tom:

No Canada. Home of the maple leaves, animals and vegetables. No Canada. Home of the brave.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm Steve in Seattle:

I'm going to search the office tonight before I go home to see if I can find some pennies in unlocked desk drawers.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:27pm Jess James:

I once found stacks and stacks of bundled cash in an adjacent room, but the teller wouldn't let me behind the glass to get to it.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm Lizardner Dave:

I found a Canadian five dollar bill in a jacket last week. I bet it's worth more than when I bought it.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm Raj:

Don't worry. The rain laundered it.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:28pm Austin:

Is it ok if I don't leave my email address on future posts?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm Austin:

Raj,
Who is more sad they're not there? You or me?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:29pm Listener Lizard Dave:

Are we close to a record on comments yet?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm Steve in Seattle:

No, its not optional, you must pay every time
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm Doug:

I once found an F-14 Tomcat in the park ... I figure it was worth half a billion at least. It's in my garage now.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:30pm Lizardner Dave:

Hello Ken. Is this Andy on Skype from Berlin?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm Raj:

I'm gonna play the "stuck in Bristow VA" card here, Austin!!!!

I VOTE FOR ME!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:31pm Steve in Seattle:

I once found a tomcat, it was Siamese.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm Lizardner Dave:

Ange is a vegetarian? That's going to make me slow down the commenting pace.

Eat grass-fed humanely raised animals. It's what they're for.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm Lukas:

Why are the comments only worth a nickel?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm Mark:

re: Andy's Bill Gates story, "interesting" is a funny word.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:32pm MONEY FOR ANDREA:

I found a nickel in Andy's piggy bank and gave it to Andrea
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm Austin:

I'm sorry. It was trick question. The correct answer was Listener Guy is . I'm not being sarcastic.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm Listener Julian:

Money for Andrea! Go Cardinals!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm Steve in Seattle:

5 cents a comment, 10 cents per call. 4.23 per audience member
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:35pm Lizardner Dave:

Although Ange does sound cute for a vegetarian. Usually they're thin and angry and wear odd glasses.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm Lizardner Dave:

Let's see if I can get back to back comments.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm Lukas:

Fantastic!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:36pm Lizardner Dave:

Whoo! Hat trick?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm Listener Dave:

Nope.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm Raj:

Does Adrien's new shrink know what he's getting into?????

Hector Elizando joins the cast!

MONK... the season premiere... this friday on -(click)
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:37pm Austin:

We are about to hit message 100. FIVE BUCKS FOR ANDREA! Enjoy that GardenBurger
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm Tom:

I once found $20 on my brother's dresser.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:38pm g:

screw monk -- only the 50 and up F demo cares...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:39pm vinh!:

amazing. I once found a receipt for breakfast in a 36 year old book. does that count?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:40pm Henery:

What sort of breakfast?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:41pm Lukas:

I once saw a film where people found a lot of money.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm Austin:

Rebuffering Stream....
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm Austin:

Rebuffering Stream....
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm vinh!:

simply "BREAKFAST" for 800 yen, at the Hotel New Nagoya, on August 11, 1968
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm Austin:

Rebuffering Stream....
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:42pm Lizardner Dave:

Andy, can you help me with my melons?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm inger:

I found $20 outside the CVS...on the ground
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:43pm Austin:

Seriously, though. Does anyone have a calculator? These math questions are hard.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm Steve in Seattle:

That's a VERY interesting story.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:44pm Lizardner Dave:

You don't need a calculator, you need a nice Korean boy. At least that's what Andy says.
My hands are getting tired. How many comments are we at?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm g:

someone left an atm logged in ahead of me in line two christmases ago -- i looked around the account for a few seconds, saw $3000 or so, but realized that they have cameras there -- no way would it have worked...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm Listener Julian:

Why isn't Ken talking? What's the concept behind that? I miss his lateral lisp.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:46pm Listener David:

I have a dry cleaning biz, and I'm constantly finding money in the pockets of my customers; from change to almost $400
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm Steve in Seattle:

Who cares? Since I'm currently without an assignment, my employer is allowing me to generate the alternate revenue stream
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:47pm barry:

Handsome living minus another 5 cents
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm Austin:

Lizardner Dave ,
Your last message was # 124.
Yeah...woo hoo.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm Lukas:

It's not over yet!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm g:

it's a typical fmu weird experiment julian...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm Steve in Seattle:

Ken is writing que cards for the studio audience
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm Lizardner Dave:

Andy has lost the will to live.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:48pm g:

cue, dude, come on...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm nicoled:

Ah, the last 12 min.....getting in there so I can cost Andy another .05!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm Raj:

800 yen = $2.87
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm Lizardner Dave:

Thanks Austin! Andy losing the will to live has returned strength to my hands.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm Aliza:

rooting for the silenzter!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm Lukas:

Isn't "queue" also possible?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:49pm Listener Julian:

Don't get me wrong, I like it that he's letting Andy twist on the line...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm Steve in Seattle:

Sorry, I also misspelled nickel earlier
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:50pm g:

andy, rude? and who exactly would be shocked, again?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm Austin:

Does anyone want to call in for me? I'm at work and I can take the highest $$ found prize. I'll tell you the story over the comments.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:51pm Lizardner Dave:

Lox are not vegetarian. Unless you're one o'them "Fish aren't animals" vegetarians.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm JT:

There was also another time I found a dime in a vending machine. Damn.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm Raj:

I'm game, Austin!!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm Tom:

Nickel and Dime Radio with $mall Change.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm Steve in Seattle:

If we reach 200 comments, I'll match Andy's contribution for comments
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:52pm Lukas:

Are deep-fried crickets on a stick vegetarian?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm g:

andy's caller clinic ...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:53pm Listener Julian:

Lukas, they ain't kosher...
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm g:

200 in an hour is only 3 and change per minute
why not?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:54pm Lizardner Dave:

The ski lift guy sounds like Steinski.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm g:

lithp?

that clock ith broken i thwear to godd
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm Me:

I swear to Christ.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm Austin:

Bah....I had a work call come in. Still time.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:55pm Lukas:

For vegetarians who avoid meat for ethical reasons, is it OK to eat roadkill?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm Lizardner Dave:

I'll match if we hit 200 comments as well. Ken, you have my e-mail. Shoot me a note and I'll make good.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm Tom:

Don't take any wooden nickels.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm Lizardner Dave:

Are we there yet?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:56pm Lukas:

How many comments are there now?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm g:

that clock ith broken i thwear

if he repeats himself so can the commenters
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm Listener Julian:

HI, YOU'RE ON THE AIR
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm Austin:

One afternoon, my girlfriend was going through my books looking for something to read, and she found a stash of a hundred dollar bills. Throughout my bookcase, she found about $1700. That was about 8 months ago. Occasionally, I will still find a Hundred Bill hidden in my house.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:57pm Steve in Seattle:

I was planning on mailing my contribution to Andy's home in Madison. Try zabasearch
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Lizardner Dave:

Did we make it?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Listener Julian:

DON'T SAY APPLAUSE JUST APPLAUD
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm g:

andy is boycotting now
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Lukas:

Next time they should only have studio guests with a lithp.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Tom:

A penny for your thoughts.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Me:

Lukas, that's like asking if someone would eat a human (assuming that you normally wouldn't) as long as it's dead.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm Austin:

This is message number 829!
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:58pm g:

andy whining, how nostalgic
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm Lukas:

Is this going to be a long story?
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm Tom:

Shave and a haircut - two bits.
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm g:

andy whining, that's rare
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm Lizardner Dave:

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=andy+breckman+madison+new+jersey
  Wed. 7/16/08 6:59pm Steve in Seattle:

Comments = 829!
  Wed. 7/16/08 7:00pm Austin:

That's not true. But, I wanted to make The Boss extra coin.
  Wed. 7/16/08 7:02pm Raj:

OMG Lis Dave! NICE FIND!!!!!
  Wed. 7/16/08 7:04pm Austin:

174?
$8.65.

Listener Steve, you matching?
  Wed. 7/16/08 7:07pm Lizardner Dave:

Thanks Raj. I feel a little guilty but blame google. You can call that up on anyone who hasn't opted out or gotten an unlisted number.

Looks like we only hit 168 during the show or $8.40 out of Andy's pocket. I'll still send $10 Ange's way if someone shoots me an e-mail as to where to send it.
  Wed. 7/16/08 10:57pm Kyle:

Wooo!!! I was there!
  Thu. 7/17/08 1:15am Joe:

And we thank you
  Thu. 7/17/08 1:16am Joe:

And we thank you
  Thu. 7/17/08 2:48am matthew:

i'm concerned about the air conditioner too!
  Thu. 7/17/08 4:03pm Ange:

thanks for all the comments, long-time listeners, multiple-time commenters! Andy couldn't be bothered to wait for the final tally at the end of the show, so we just rounded up a ways... so thanks so much. last night will fund another year of good call-screening from jeff and good blogging/producing from me.
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