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April 30, 2008: Text To Speech
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Wed. 4/30/08 6:01pm
From:
Sean Daily
First comment! Woo hoo!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:11pm
From:
C
This system discriminates against senior citizens!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:11pm
From:
Woody J
I want to hear my name on the radio!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:11pm
From:
Pivi
I cant believe I got thru!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:11pm
From:
patrick
where is the secret santa swag?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:12pm
From:
Blake Wallington
How did Andy become successful after the flop that is "Rat Race"? How does one rebound from a career failure?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:12pm
From:
patrick
ken how do i start my own pirate radio station?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:12pm
From:
Jefrey Bauman
MY QUESTION: Andy: What's Tom Scharpling's Salary?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:13pm
From:
Randy
Andy, what is the best way to get a TV spec script read?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:14pm
From:
christopher
this has been bothering me all week: how can Andy have NEVER heard of Sonic Youth. You would think after living in the nyc area for the past few decades, he would have seen their name on a poster or in the paper at least once.
my theory is that when your ego is at level his is, you block out any information that does not pertain to you or your interests.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:14pm
From:
brock
For Andy: How does one get an unsolicited script read?
For Ken: What's the total storage space of the archives?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:14pm
From:
Tor Hershman
Hey, Andy, should I go back to moi's toilet cleaning gig after moi's massive heart attack and quintuple by-pass?
Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor
Wed. 4/30/08 6:14pm
From:
Greg G
To Andy,
How much of your real life seeps into your writing, especially on Monk? Is your life full of people getting murdered and missing like on the show?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:14pm
From:
Andy in Berlin
As a fifth Beatle, Andrea would be Murray the K
Wed. 4/30/08 6:15pm
From:
patrick
speaking of scharpling, how does it feel to be the least talented of the two of you?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:15pm
From:
DADDYBIGS
HEY ANDY I HAVE A SCREENPLAY AND I DO NOT KNOW WHERE OR WHO TO SEND IT TO, ALSO I WOULD LOVE TO BE A DJ ON WFMU HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THAT?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:16pm
From:
c.o'd
How can I get a copy of 'Hot Hero Sandwich' show . Is that really you ,Andy, occasionally fronting the 'Hot Hero' band ? How come you have a lisp now ? I loved that show.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:16pm
From:
joe
andy,
Did you ever pitch a movie in the wayne d.m.v.?? I think i saw you,,, because, later that day i heard the same guys voice on the radio,,, hence,,, I rediscovered 7secondelay that day.. (your show was ripping off the audio of an unreleased movie)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:17pm
From:
Fred
Hey Andy, what do you think of Tom's show?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:17pm
From:
Brian in OR
Ken: our local college / community freeform station is floundering, including mostly an automated dj program (Simian, programmed by the program director). The student staff seems mostly to do nothing. What are the minimal, crucial staff positions (must be students) necessary make a successful station?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:18pm
From:
CB
YO YO YO
LOL
Wed. 4/30/08 6:18pm
From:
C
This is for Ken: Who is Miss Buxley? Why won't you answer her emails from last week? Is she a problem commentor?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:19pm
From:
WOO
i forbid you from losing the will to live.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:19pm
From:
Laurie
Andy, how does one develop such horrible taste in music? Is it innate? Or did it stem from your past as a singer/songwriter touring with Don McLean?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:20pm
From:
Anon
Ken, ask Andrea if she is writing these questions.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:20pm
From:
rip
I thought you guys was gonna nswer with also text to speech which would make it more interestingandy especially so why not this wway?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:20pm
From:
christopher
H0w 1mp0r74n7 15 17 70 h4v3 wr1773n f0r 7h3 H4rv4rd |4mp00n wh3n 7ry1n6 70 47741n 4 p051710n 1n 7h3 N3w Y0rk c0m3dy w0r|d?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:20pm
From:
Randy
Andy, I'm a filmmaker who is not making any money, and it's making my girlfriend very unhappy. what should i do?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
Tim
Andy, will you please sing you favorite Super Sonic Rascals song?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
Betsy from DC
To Ken,
Do you actually sit around with Andy and plan theme ideas for these shows, or do brainstorm 35 seconds before show time?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
charis Conn
Ken, How do you stay so super hot?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
t
abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxy and z
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
D
Ken,
Have you ever considered canceling seven second delay?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:21pm
From:
Jason
Ken, now that Randi Rhodes is gone, how would you save Air America radio ?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:22pm
From:
Pivi
Betsy: That sounds about right! :P
Wed. 4/30/08 6:22pm
From:
jon
Ken: are there jobs in radio where I can use my audio editing skills?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:23pm
From:
Tim
Andy: Could you help me negotiate my facebook account?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:23pm
From:
Mr X
What is the meaning of life?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:23pm
From:
Peter
Ken, do you like the sound of my feminine mechanical robot voice, despite the fact that I am a man?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:23pm
From:
broadway bill
which is better candide or rent?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:24pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
I am stuck in a miserable job. I need out, but I have no skills. My baby's momma left me. She takes all my money. What am I to do? Open for Don McLean?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:24pm
From:
Raj
Andy, did you write the Saturday Night Live sketch with Phil Hartman as the frustrated Broadway actor currently playing in the King and I, overshadowed by the brilliance of Yul Brynner?
If you did, that is enough for you to gain my respect!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:25pm
From:
Pivi
Is there a place for me and my 3D grapich skills on the radio?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:25pm
From:
jt
Ken: what should you NOT do?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Don McLean
Andy, which is more comfortable to swim in? A pool full of gold dubloons or a pool full of dollar bills?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Randy
Andy, how do I get a writing agent?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
vinh!
Andy: What's the big'ol deal, rather, the long and short story with hatin' on Don Mclean anyhow? And have you ever considered writing him into an episode of Monk? And if so how?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Chet Bizzaro
How can i keep up with the younger kids in my field who are more tech saavy?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Krystal
Ken and Andy,
I feel trapped in my job as an automated robot reader. There's no room for free expression or anything. What should I do? Plus I have no money and no royalties agreement. What should I do??
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Tim
Andy, how do I submit script ideas for Monk?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
Richard
Did WFMU have to pay the FCC for the inappropriate word uttered during the water boarding? If not, how did the station get out of it?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:26pm
From:
hannah
Great show!! How do you make it so great!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:27pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
I like the idea of answering in computer voice. Brilliant.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:27pm
From:
?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wed. 4/30/08 6:27pm
From:
daddybigs
HEY ANDY I HAVE A SCREENPLAY AND I DO NOT KNOW WHERE OR WHO TO SEND IT TO, ALSO I WOULD LOVE TO BE A DJ ON WFMU HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THAT?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:28pm
From:
brock
Ken and Andy, what is your favorite new york or new jersey street food?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:28pm
From:
RE
Is it worth refinancing to get rid of my HELOC and ARM if I might sell the property in the next few months?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:28pm
From:
JT
Andy, How would you go about acquiring the thespian services of a Schwarzenegger or a Jan-Claude Van Damme for a film noir, or if this is not feasible, Steve Buscemi.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:28pm
From:
joe
pick a question by random... ...
Wed. 4/30/08 6:28pm
From:
?
andy, why do insist on parking on the street and not in the wfmu parking lot. are you afraid of your car catching some hippie disease
Wed. 4/30/08 6:29pm
From:
Betsy
I can't decide between becoming a rich millionaire DJ like Ken or a poor starving artist type writer like Andy or staying in the Hare Krisna temple making flower garlands? Which is the better career move for a sound financial future?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:29pm
From:
John
Ken and Andy: Do you ever feel like you're just faking it?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:29pm
From:
joe
theese are GREAT!!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:29pm
From:
SueB
hahah hippie didease!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:29pm
From:
bob
I love the show. I can't believe I got through. Can I tell you a long story?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:30pm
From:
Some_Guy
Of the three main candidates Clinton, Obama and McCain, which would most aversely affect WFMU's fortunes? Which would have the most positive effect?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:30pm
From:
bill
HEY ANDY I HAVE A SCREENPLAY AND I DO NOT KNOW WHERE OR WHO TO SEND IT TO, ALSO I WOULD LOVE TO BE A DJ ON WFMU HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THAT?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:30pm
From:
Tim
Ken, if you were not involved in WFMU, what other career would you have and why?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:30pm
From:
joerg
ken whe is dat NYC booster antennea getting installed? -listener joerg
Wed. 4/30/08 6:31pm
From:
ducky chuck
I hear there is a lot of money in kicking cats, is this true?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:31pm
From:
SueB
I am a print designer. Should I take out a loan to take a web design certificate?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:31pm
From:
T
Ken, what do you think of the McCain girls?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:31pm
From:
SueB
I am a print designer. Should I take out a loan to take a web design certificate course?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:31pm
From:
Peter K.
Not a question, just a clarification: Air America did not get rid of Lionel. WWRL, the New York Air America outlet, did. He's still on Air America and can still be heard daily on their website. He's just not on in New York anymore.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:32pm
From:
Richard
What would happen to WFMU if Andy acted as Station Manager for a week?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:32pm
From:
?
Here's my show idea: Antiques Roadshow bloopers. Sometimes, they must drop those things
Wed. 4/30/08 6:33pm
From:
No TV
OK. Here's my Monk pitch: Monk is sent to Mexico to investigate the strange case of a young man who drowned… in mid-air during a parachute drop.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:34pm
From:
alan
Het guys i am from Peru and you should call somebody to transmit shows outside US h.. a lot of people listen to you ourside US by internet-- and we have amazing music here-- come guys-- be open mind!!!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:34pm
From:
?
Here's my second bloopers show idea: Stripper Bloopers. Nobody is born knowing how to slide down a pole like that
Wed. 4/30/08 6:34pm
From:
agent hoopz
why IS ken so full of hate? and why is andy so full of love?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:35pm
From:
Tim
Here is a seven second delay idea: alternative travel route ideas to anything Rick Steves suggests.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:35pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
My show idea is here - Make Andy be the call screener and let the call screener Bob be the co-host.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:35pm
From:
Dave
Program idea. Number one hit from every time zone
Wed. 4/30/08 6:36pm
From:
Greg from DC
You can do a show where Andy acts and talks like Ken and Ken acts and talks like Andy, while asking listeners to call in questions to certain themes that keep changing every 5 minutes.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:36pm
From:
Perry Wallace
An idea for Seven Second Delay: Do the whole show with a seven second echo.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:36pm
From:
C
Would you ever consider having Monk solve a murder in the WFMU studio?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:37pm
From:
VA
SSD show idea: steal scharpling's last show idea.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:37pm
From:
Kevin
Show pitch: What if you got listeners with Netflix to list their queue and you guys critique it?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:37pm
From:
Sean Daily
Andy: Can you have more shows where DJ's team up? You had shows like that during the marathon, and they were some of the best you've had.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:37pm
From:
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Wed. 4/30/08 6:37pm
From:
Sean Daily
That was for Ken, actually.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:38pm
From:
sloane
How about a show of English teachers reading student papers that suck?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:38pm
From:
Richard
If they made a movie out of Seven Second Delay, what actors would you like to play you?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:38pm
From:
Barry
Maybe if you guys took more than 7 seconds to prepare for the show it would be entertaining.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:38pm
From:
anonymous
Show Pitch: What if you tried to get on the air of another radio station again except did some research beforehand and focused on college stations?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:38pm
From:
Listener Rudy
I refuse to rent Rat Race. But perhaps you could do an episode of Seven Second Delay where we all listen to the sound track of Rat Race, and the two of you, and callers, comment on the action live.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:39pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
The playlist screener needs to open up her net. There's plenty of good comments posted.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:39pm
From:
Tim
Idea for Seven Second Delay show: Three weeks of consecutive shows with diminishing preproduction. First show gets one hour of preproduction. Second show gets 30 minutes of preproduction. Third show gets 5 minutes. Call it an experiment.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:39pm
From:
?
Future trainwreck idea: Do a musical theater show. Everything has to be sung.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:39pm
From:
beth
I'm an English teacher! I can gather some bad papers for sloane's show idea! that's a good one!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:39pm
From:
ANGE
Are you guys really upset about my net?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
joerg
how about transcripting your show and having Andy read by German Reiner and Ken read by UK Audrey
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
anon
Andy, Amy Sedaris was on Monk, so you know her. How about a Seven Second Delay where you try to get me a date with Amy Sedaris?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
?
Andy, WHAT WAS YOUR MOST RECENT SEXUAL FANTASY- PLEASE DESCRIBE IN FULL DETAIL?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
Raj
Give Ken and Andy the three hour Best Show timeslot.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
Paul
You could spend a show looking through a CCTV camera online in New Jersey and guide listeners to the location when you hide 20 bucks.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wed. 4/30/08 6:40pm
From:
t
dear ken and andy,
the next dvds in my netflix queue are king corn, freaks & geeks disc 4, dexter season 1 disc 3, and transylvania 6-5000. what do you think?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
?
Have Ken and Andy defend opposing positions on great issues (democracy vs. dictatorship, capitalism vs. socialism, Columbo vs. Quincy) while listeners phone in questions for either side
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
Peter
Ken vs. Andy show pitch: Who gets more listeners to commit crimes in one hour?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
duder
Show Pitch for Monk: Andy and Ken cameo in the case of the Freeform Murders
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
???
Show idea: have Ken & Andy play Grand Theft Auto against each other on the air.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
Ange, your net could be wider.
Here's another show idea. Andy talks and everything he says is repeated by Professor Dum Dum and the Old Codger.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:41pm
From:
Tim
Seven second idea: bababooey!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
moveeees
netflix queue quiz show; wayne's world; fed up!; oldboy; julia child: an appetite for life; the straight story; god said ha!; becoming jane; the starter wife
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
ncmary
Show pitch: have listeners call in one-line insults to update Andy's repetroire. They can't use bad language or mention anyone in particular. The more sarcastic , the better
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
ah
do either of you guys really respect 'ange' because i think its apparent you dont?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
Greg
Play one of your own older shows backwards and allow listeners to call in the next week with all the secret messages to life they found embedded in the show.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
??
I'm not being sarcastic.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
Jeff M
You could show close-ups of animals with a wide-angle lens. Everybody loves close-ups of animals with a wide-angle lens.
Oh, wait -- you're on radio. And that idea was already on South Park.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:42pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
Patrick did playlists for two weeks or so.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
??
Go to hell.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
?
I loved the show
It was fascinating .
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
Tom
Great idea, Andy. I am not being sarcastic.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
Tim
Seven second delay: solicit the worse college courses your audience ever took and have them describe what they had to do.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
bartelby
Could you explain the difference of your feelings toward your favorite Monkee compared with the rest of the Monkees with your feelings toward your favorite Beatle compared to the rest of the Beatles?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
Laurie
Gee, tonight's show is definitely not a trainwreck!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
evan
honestly, i'm still paying attention after 42 minutes so it must be pretty good. i wish it would go on for another 3 hours.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
ilana
enter into a hypothetical science fair. you have to do an experiment. get listeners to help you make the winning science fair entry.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
Dave
You rock always like your train wreck show did.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:43pm
From:
ncmary
call past interns to 7-second and do a where are they now show
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
I haven't listened to SSD in over a year. I am so glad that today was the day that I returned.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
Austin
Rate my Netflix Queue. I'm not being sarcastic.
Big Love: Season 2
Battle Royale 2
The Prisoner: TV Series
Forbidden Zone
Rocket Science
The Good Thief
New York Stories
Jacob's Ladder
The Triplets of Belleville
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
Tim
Andy, I miss you on Facebook.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
mud
andy's voice always relaxes me, now more than ever!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
SueB
Monk is one of the most witty and brilliant shows, full of fresh ideas that never remind me of Murder She Wrote.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
Some guy
Show idea: Playback an old show and do an audio commentary over it. Invite listeners who called in to the old show to call in and comment.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:44pm
From:
sarcastic?
I love this show so much that I'm still awake.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Scott
Show Idea - Competition. Call a company and see who can get forwarded to the most people.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
?
i love the show, i can't believe i got through
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
I love the backwards idea and the commentary track show. Almost suggested both.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Laurie
Show idea: Interview Andy's current and former interns. Do you still have that comic book nerd guy?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
moonbeam
don't you think it would be freakin' awesome to have an exclusive grateful dead only show
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Matt
I'm being so very sarcastic with this sentence.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
??
Ken, I want to know more about Pirate Radio.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Andy in Berlin
Ange -
there's a number of people putting their netfix stuff up - why don't you play some of these?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:45pm
From:
Tim
Show Idea - Play an old "classic show" and annotate it by stopping and commenting on it.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:46pm
From:
ncmary
andy, you never sounded more sincere
Wed. 4/30/08 6:46pm
From:
Zack
Yeah, you don't have a big butt. 5
Wed. 4/30/08 6:46pm
From:
huerequeque
first time caller, long time listener. i love the show. i always recommend it to my friends. (10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:46pm
From:
Jamison
Andy, Tina Fey should be in charge of everything in comedy. scale of 1 to 10.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:46pm
From:
?
This is better than last weeks show.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:47pm
From:
AHZ
both of you guys really respect ange & ange really respects your listeners & that is REALLY APPARENT to me
Wed. 4/30/08 6:47pm
From:
Momentum
You should rename the show 'short topic attention span'.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:47pm
From:
??
Netflix queue: Police Academy 1, Police Academy 2, Police Academy 3
Wed. 4/30/08 6:47pm
From:
George
Here's a show idea
Have Ken interview potential sidekicks to replace Andy. If that doesn't work, you can always have another tug-of-war show.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:47pm
From:
CJ (4)
show pitch: Line up 10 call screens and have them screen calls for 5 minutes each. At the end of the show Ken and Andy rate the screeners. It should be easy to find 10 call screeners who will help you out.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:48pm
From:
Anonymous
For seven second delay: you could do a whole show each trying not to exhibit your slight lisps. At the end, people could vote on whether paying so much attention made them better or worse.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:48pm
From:
mouse
Ange picks only the very best comments!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:48pm
From:
Some guy
Pitching a WFMU show: The Baby Monitor Hour
Wed. 4/30/08 6:48pm
From:
Betsy
Andy's face is so sexy, that i'm taking all my Steve Allen posters down and putting his pictures up instead.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:49pm
From:
JT
gutter helmet 5
Wed. 4/30/08 6:49pm
From:
Doug
A challenge ... listeners send in 800 numbers ... you guys take turns dialing them and have to guess what the business is using only "autopmated Andy" type questions (i.e. - prepared ahead of time). You could both agree on the questions each of you will use that you preapre during foreplay. ...
Wed. 4/30/08 6:49pm
From:
anonymous [sincere 10]
I have to write a blog entry for homework tonight.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:49pm
From:
Dave 9 OUT OF 10
This show is sucking the life out of my wife, but I'm enjoying it.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:50pm
From:
cod
Andy, I loved 'Hot Hero Sandwich' when I was a kid.You must be very proud to have fronted the Hot Hero band (sincere10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:50pm
From:
Dave
Your show rocks, like last weeks train wrecks
10
Wed. 4/30/08 6:50pm
From:
vinh
This show sucks. 5?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:50pm
From:
Tim
Andy, Baby Mama is the Citizen Kane of maternity movies.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:50pm
From:
Former SSD Intern Patrick
I haven't listened to SSD in over a year. I am so glad that today was the day that I returned.
sincere 10
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
??
This is a 9 on the sarcasm meter. (rating: 10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
SueB
Monk is one of the most witty and brilliant shows, full of fresh ideas that never remind me of Murder She Wrote.
RATING: 8+
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
John
You guys are *so* much funnier than Tom Scharpling.
sarcastic 8
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
dink
This show is so great, that I have lost my voice from laughing, now if only Andy could laugh so loud! (10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
Marx
Wow! This is the best show evar! roflmao!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:51pm
From:
?
(not sincere)
This is more fun than oral surgery.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
McNamara
Guys, This is such a great concept that I just spend the past 45 minutes circumventing my company's firewall, just to post this. Thank you. sarcastic 3
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
???
Monk is my favorite show!
Sarcastic 7
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
Andy in Berlin
I'm losing MY will to live
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
Austin
Ken is my favorite. Rating - 5
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
ncmary sarcastic 8
Ken, you really want Andy to live another day, don't you?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
randy
The show is getting much better as the minutes pass and should be really great in about 6 minutes!
(9)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:52pm
From:
??
I will never turn off my radio again! (rating: 9)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:53pm
From:
Raj
More encore presentations not on the archive!!!
8
Wed. 4/30/08 6:53pm
From:
Tim
You should transcribe an old Seven Second Delay show and feed it into this voice translator.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:53pm
From:
AHOOPZ
ANGELA I HATE YOU SINCERE 10
Wed. 4/30/08 6:53pm
From:
?
Read out loud: Hoof hearted? Ice melted.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:53pm
From:
doug
SHOW IDEA: post a sign in an old age home, to have the residents call in and tell stories about the good old days of radio. Andy can than critique.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
Andy in Berlin
Tim's idea is really good
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
David
You're being too hard on yourself. I'm enjoying this one.
Totally sincere.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
Pivi
Dougs ide rocks!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
Mike from SoCal
This voice transcriber gives this particular show an amusing twist. (1)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
not Tim
I like Tim's show pitch. I think Andy and Ken mght go for it.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:54pm
From:
C
I thought last week's show was pretty good 10 (sincere)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:55pm
From:
ginny
This show is so great that it should be renamed 3,600 second delay!
(10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:55pm
From:
ncmary
Not since the last Democratic debate have we heard such riveting debate.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:55pm
From:
?
I'd sort of forgotten about you guys but this is a refreshing change from all things considered
(0)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:55pm
From:
Kat
Andrea I love you so much! Du bist mein nummer eins!!!
Wed. 4/30/08 6:56pm
From:
Doug
I threw my family out of the house because I didn't want to miss any of this show. (sincere 10)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:56pm
From:
??
Sincerely, I can't wait for this to be over. (4 -- REALLY SINCERE)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:56pm
From:
?
This rating system makes total sense.
10?
Wed. 4/30/08 6:57pm
From:
Jeff M
I really wish Kenny G were on the air every day!
(How's that scale work, again?)
Wed. 4/30/08 6:57pm
From:
Scale of 1-10
I love it when topics change several times throughout the show.
rating=5
Wed. 4/30/08 6:57pm
From:
Mike in SoCal
Show idea: Read the callers 3 different horoscopes without revealing the dates. The listener has to figure out which horoscope is for them.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:57pm
From:
df
show idea: out source the show to two radio hosts in India. Ankur and Ketan would be the hosts.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:57pm
From:
?
Be sure to make at least one of the old people cry, Andy
Wed. 4/30/08 6:58pm
From:
?
Oh no, the song, that means it is over
10
Wed. 4/30/08 6:58pm
From:
??
Andy loves to go home.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:58pm
From:
Jamison
no comment will save this show.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:59pm
From:
Jeff M
I'd love to have lunch with Andy.
Wed. 4/30/08 6:59pm
From:
vinh
andy's last comment was a 1
Wed. 4/30/08 6:59pm
From:
annie
I can't wait for next week. Ten
Wed. 4/30/08 7:00pm
From:
Some guy
Andy should only be allowed to speak through the text-to-voice translator so we can't hear any gum chewing.
Wed. 4/30/08 7:10pm
From:
uta
what about playing the theme song in the background for the lengh of the program,next time..?
Thu. 5/1/08 12:39am
From:
Erik
I loved this show! I'm so bummed I couldn't listen live. I would have tried to ask a funny question. You definitely should do something with TTS again (I will also try to locate Juilo--I have a few friends).
I actually liked the initial idea of career advice questions and thought it would be really interesting. But "interesting" is such an... interesting word. When Ken and Andy had that big falling out around minute 16, I thought the End Of The Show was nigh. Luckily, Ken got a grip on himself and allowed the show to drift to the breeze of Andy's whims after that, thus saving the show from ignominious failure. Solid.
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