Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 4, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 4, 2020: The Soaking Of The Breckman! Call 800-989-9368

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How to Make Andy Breckman PAY: Make your pledge online or via 800-989-9368 during the four minute soaking period which will take place from around 6:15-6:19pm, but listen to the show live for the exact countdown to the soak.

Additionally, anybody calling a pledge in for $20 or more tonight will receive the punchline to this HILARIOUS joke, written by the Andy himself:

QUESTION: How is listening to WFMU like winning the lottery?

Call 800-989-9368 during the show for the side-splitting punchline.

And let's not forget the Seven Second Fatal Flaw Filtered Cigarettes: Anybody pledging $75 or more gets a starter pack of these exclusive smokes. Whether you're a long-term smoker, or you're just trying to get started, these are the ciggies for you!

Following the soaking tonight, we engage in the new annual tradition of Pass-The-Regrettable-Hat!

Below are the embarrassing baseball cap ideas that you the listeners suggested. For every $500 raised, the wearing of the awful hat switches back and forth from Andy to Ken and back again. Whereever we end up at 7pm, that is who has to wear the awful hat for an entire week.

I Need a Hug

Ask Me About my Explosive Diarrhea

Make America Great Again

Check Out my Wife's Rack!

I Love Driving High

FBI (Female Body Inspector)

Can I Give You a Dollar?

Obey Your Husband

I'd Love to Read Your Script

(A Pretty, Frilly Hat)

Warning: I am Coronavirus Positive



If we hit the last Coronavius hat, then the wearing of that hat goes back and forth between Ken and Andy until the strike of 7pm.

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:01pm
subject:

will there be a wheel of fate?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

What are the minutes for soaking Andy? Need to get my credit card ready.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Derp ... 6:15 - 6:19 as stated right on this playlist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Michele with One "L":

We need your support!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
full metal monkey:

Hello Andy and Ken. What type of disaster do you have planned for tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
JeremyB:

Can you soak Andy using the online widget?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Handy Haversack:

Ready to soak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
fred:

I'm tempted to join for the first time ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Folsom:

I have my pledge locked and loaded for 6:15, just need to press submit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Cmurtha:

I want this I love Dick hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
full metal monkey:

Well Ken almost had to drink his own urine earlier. So there’s that Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
fred:

What counts for the soaking? Time clicking "donate" or time completing the pledge?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

my uncle phlegm was a heavy smoker. he was funny with that microphone up to his voicebox hole.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
melinda:

I just designated SSD as a recipient of part of my SFL forgetting that there is a specific time frame for soaking. Oh well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Handy Haversack:

3 years, 10 months, 22 days since I quit smoking -- gonna take that out on Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

i want it known that i give 30 something a month to the station and have since the 1990s, my lack of radio icon notwithstanding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The relaxation tape for jerkoffs has been a popular premium this year. @fred - I think the pledge must be completed in the 4-minute time period to count. We can start the pledge before 6:15 so it's ready to go and complete by 6:19.
  6:13pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Hello Ken and Andy and the gang!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Handy Haversack:

Hi, Boodz!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Folsom:

@dale I assume when you hit submit is when it gets registered
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

folsom - i had to pledge as a one timer for some reason the last two years. i was getting double billed on my credit card by the station.
  6:14pm
Daybreak: The Marathon Man:

Michele with one L!
Don’t forget to remind everybody that there’s still time to donate to protect station manager Ken.
He gave away his hazmat suit! And the only way to protect him is through the urine treatment!!!

We’ve got to protect him!
He must drink his own Urine!!!
It’s the only way!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
melinda:

Look there's Vicki
Avatar 6:15pm
Juliette from Harding:

our call keeps disconnecting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Asheville Jon:

SOAKED!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
JeremyB:

SOAKED ONLINE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

This one's for Dong Sun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
woj:

soak in proportion with the zingerosity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Asheville Jon:

i sure wish we'd find out the total of the soaking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

how much will andy pay us NOT to soak him? 50 cents on the dollar is a good deal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Handy Haversack:

Soaked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Handy Haversack:

I heard someone say "500 dollars"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
steveo:

If I was Michael Bloomberg, I would have called and pledged $100 Million.
Avatar 6:20pm
Juliette from Harding:

Phone line busy then disconnecting....
....my husband is trying to renew his SFL during SOAK, and I am making an addition pledge, does this list count as asking us a place in the line.
So stressful I may need that fmu special cigarette
  6:22pm
queems:

you’re welcome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
steveo:

Fred from France and Francine from Fredine?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Handy Haversack:

Francine in Clifton FTW!
  6:23pm
queems:

@handy LOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

right steveo? less of a waste than his half billion presidential bid...
  6:26pm
Paul D:

whoop whoop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
fred:

Andy should start a designer virus line. That would make him ever more popular
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
ultradamno:

Featuring the voice of Jon Lovitz: uncleandytoys.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Handy Haversack:

New Testament Cigarettes. I smoke them; *He* smokes them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

andy should have known lovitz's ship sailed after the critic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Handy Haversack:

You owe me that smoke, Andy. I am not gonna forget!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Asheville Jon:

oh andy, the losing a meal gambit is played out.
  6:29pm
Food Caboose:

the one Ken supposedly couldn't read was soaking him
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

it's like banking on gallagher.
  6:29pm
Marie:

Andy, there's always dumpster diving
  6:29pm
flashbazbo:

C'mon people! Death way way way before dishonour! And that is expensive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
ultradamno:

When I smoked I only gave cigarettes to people who called them squares. What's the magic word? No, not please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Asheville Jon:

is there going to be the wheel of fate next week?
  6:29pm
smartbunny:

Hey I named those cigarettes.
  6:30pm
flashbazbo:

Sorry, that should be Death way way way AFTER dishonour.
  6:32pm
Paul D:

I love watching the livestream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
St. Joe:

Andy is pretty talented; not Vince Gilligan talented, but....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

smartbunny - i'm waiting for the fatal flaw 100s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
melinda:

@Paul me too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Folsom:

So the soaking was $10000?
  6:32pm
Paul D:

its fun
  6:32pm
queems:

i’d rather wear a coronavirus hat then a maga hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
JeremyB:

Soaking Total?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
dale:

check out my wife's rack is kind of a me too movement declaration.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
ultradamno:

Can they put "only the funny rapes" (which I believe I heard earlier) on a hat for Andy?
Avatar 6:34pm
smartbunny:

The Fatal Flaws have a filter? Boo. That's not nearly fatal enough.
Avatar 6:35pm
smartbunny:

I'm still waiting for the Why Oh Why boxer shorts.
  6:36pm
Marie:

was the "d" capitalized?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

No cheating by wearing some other hat over the 7SD hat.
Avatar 6:39pm
Dr. Goot:

What's wrong with being an effeminate boy, Ken?
Avatar 6:39pm
Fredericks:

The punch line is "Because most people never experience it."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

Just tuned in. Is there music playing now and no talking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Sebastian:

can't wait for them smokes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
melinda:

@tim no they're talking
  6:40pm
choggie:

I want one that reads, "Get a load of those getaway sticks!
"
  6:40pm
Marie:

I like the FBI one the best
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
tim from champaign (now washington):

Got it, I'm on track now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Sebastian:

what the hell, eight???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
St. Joe:

What a rip!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
melinda:

@Marie that one's funny
  6:45pm
Sandy:

Here's another idea for a hat: "There's Pooh in my Socks"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Sebastian:

there are nine cigarettes in the picture, whatever happened to truth in advertising?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How do the federal excise taxes on the cigarettes get paid? Or are they exempt from that?
  6:46pm
Marie:

Hi Melinda! Yeah :>)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Richard S:

Quick question: Do we really want to see the photo of Ken that's behind the Marathon Progress Bar?
Avatar 6:49pm
smartbunny:

yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
St. Joe:

Maybe the cigs come in the complimentary mini-size packs you used to get when flying?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Handy Haversack:

Ken, not sure, but packs of cigarettes have state stamps on them, I think. These are probably resold cigarettes.

When NY taxes first really started going up on cigarettes, I spent a year or two ordering them from the Seneca Nation until Pataki forced the banks to stop honoring those transactions.

There were some AMAZING late-night commercials on that issue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Cmurtha:

all men should have hats
  6:51pm
Marie:

@Richard B: I bet it's a pic. of ken naked, as a baby
  6:52pm
choggie:

FREE HAT!
  6:52pm
Sandy:

Another hat idea: I Wish I had a Bosom"
  6:53pm
choggie:

Sandy you need that hat that says who needs boobs when you have an ass like this
  6:54pm
Sandy:

Yeah, right
Avatar 6:55pm
Dr. Goot:

I believe the answer to the question is: "You don't want anyone else to know about it."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
dale:

every brooklyn jew wears that hat now - what's the big deal andy?
  6:55pm
choggie:

Booties last longer than boobies
  6:56pm
Sandy:

Methinks it depends on the boobies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
ultradamno:

My sister used to be terrified of Soupy Sales. She would hide when he was on TV.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Asheville Jon:

YES!!!!! WHEEL OF FATE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Sebastian:

whoop!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Folsom:

ok that is funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

TWIST ENDING~!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm
woj:

[[[[[OBEY]]]]]
  7:02pm
Listener Robert:

That was the best "hot potato" since they started doing those.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

No kidding, that was an end for the ages!
  7:07pm
Listener Robert:

Maybe "urine drink" will be on the Wheel next week. I'm always against physical hurting in these, but an occasional sip of urine is harmless. It'd be harmful only if you made it your regular beverage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:08pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Robert, I will actually be at the studio next week, so it will be very exciting for me!
  7:09pm
Listener Robert:

Aaron, you should have someone record a celebrity guest voice for your vocoder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:09pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

I will have a go to hell button on my ipad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:17pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

No i wont im too nice
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