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Playlist for 12 June 2019 Options | Return Of The Khlam

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Artist Song Album Images New Approx. start time
Les Reines Prochaines  Opfer Dieses Liedes (Wicked Game)   Options Le Coeur En Beurre-Doublegras 
  0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Emerson Kitamura  Rock Your Baby   Options  
  0:03:43 (Pop-up)
Dump  International Airport   Options Title Track 
  0:09:15 (Pop-up)
Danzig and Andy Rehfeldt  Mother   Options  
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Main Bloom  Go Home Productions   Options Spliced Krispies 
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Shittyflute  Sounds of Silence   Options  
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Notekillers  Ricochet   Options Notekillers (1977–1981) 
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Olivia New*Ton*Jon  Bermuda   Options O*N*T*J 
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Jayne Cortez & the Firespitters  There It Is   Options Title Track 
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Mary Lou Williams  Praise The Lord   Options Black Christ of the Andes 
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Old Time Relijun  Veleno Mortale   Options Catharsis in Crisis 
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The Residents  Kaw-Liga   Options Stars and Hank Forever 
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Anita  Excerpt, Side One   Options The Fist International Sex Opera Band 
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Brainticket  Excerpt from Brainticket Part One   Options Conttonwoodhill 
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The Special AKA f. Rhonda Dakar  The Boiler   Options       1:11:49 (Pop-up)
Ann Magnuson  Bromance Nightmare   Options Dream Girl 
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Surplus 1980 Collective Ensemble with G.W. Sok  Glory Hole   Options Forget All This 
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The Billy Nayer Show  Party   Options The American Astronaut Soundtrack 
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Saint Black  Alex   Options Title Track 
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Toby Goodshank  Untitled Number 8   Options  
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Perfect Hair Forever  I Hate The Mall I Hate Them All   Options  
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Alvarius B.  I'll Carry Your Dwarf   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven 
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Inflateable Boy Clams  I'm Sorry   Options  
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Pharaoh Overlord  Maailmanlopun Ateriana   Options Zero 
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Moon Duo  No Fun   Options  
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Big Black  Heartbeat   Options  
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Khlam (ХЛАМ)  cacet   Options Industrial Jazz 
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John Zorn  Inside Straight   Options Naked City 
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John Barry  Thunderball with Lil' Tommy Jones Surgically Removed   Options  
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Jane Weaver  Did You See Butterflies (Loops Variation)   Options Loops in the Secret Society 
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Von Spar  Extend the Song   Options Under Pressure 
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The Chipmunks  Institutionalized at 16 rpm   Options  
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Kikagaku Moyo 幾何学模様  Green Sugar   Options House in the Tall Grass 
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Listener comments!

  7:31am kєn (:

Hello, friends! Today your newly improved Kєn will take you on a journey to the wonderful world of World Music by playing you Paul Simon's Graceland for the entirety of the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:09am Sebastian:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:11am Sebastian:

really looking forward to that Crosby, Stills etc. remix - and of course all the Foo Fighters songs!
Avatar 8:19am Losermom:

Good morning from the Official Middle of Nowhere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Can't type now. Donning HazMat suit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:35am -Ken:

Morning all. I havent done the "Our House" remix yet but I do have some great Paul Simon songs to spin your way.
  8:45am Listener Robert:

Negative Ken, are you short in the morning of ani-GIFs, or of time?
  8:46am Listener Robert:

...or of RAM?
Avatar 8:47am Davee:

Are ewe short of ram? haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:54am Sebastian:

I'm not afraid of Paul Simon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59am Sebastian:

happy SSD birthday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am Krys O.:

  9:00am wfmu_listener_phillip:

  9:01am Marley Dogg:

Haha wicked game
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Sebastian:

ooooh Pippilotti Rist!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am Cmurtha:

its not tuesday and yet I am hearıng wıcked game
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am Phillippe Bastille:

Good morning Andy-less Ken and everyone
  9:02am Marley Dogg:

Well played staysh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am The Oscar:

Boy, Matt and Clay sound great on this one!
Avatar 9:02am Lixiviated Life:

I don't care if you play Korean Yanni covers
I'm here for the GIF's
Avatar 9:02am Snoochienucci:

Is this Transitions or the Ken show? I dont here any freestyle rhyming....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am fleep:

Avatar 9:03am Linda Lee:

good heavens. brilliant straight up!
  9:03am wfmu_listener_phillip:

  9:03am Dropof Goldensun:

  Swag For Life Member 9:03am davehamilton:

bring back Dr. Arbuthnot
  9:04am Toothgrinder Tom:

Well wicked
Avatar 9:04am Linda Lee:

this is very funny.
Avatar 9:04am Frank from Bedminster:

Clay hitting the high notes nicely during this morning's transitions!
  9:04am Listener Bop Monroe:

der fabulosen kenslutz!
  9:04am Marley Dogg:

The background screaming startled me haha
  9:04am Dropof Goldensun:

I’m loving this!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am melinda:

Love how the vocal off-ness escalates.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Jay Goges:

WAKE UP!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Phillippe Bastille:

I perversely felt the need to favorite this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am The Oscar:

Holy cow, this keeps getting better!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Jeezy:

I think you should play :
Mercury Girl
Que Vida?!
and then You Didn't Have To Be So Nice
in tribute to that great summer show you did in 2010!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Webhamster Henry:

28 years of 7SD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am sphere:

  9:06am Listener Bop Monroe:

38 years of LSD
  9:06am FԚFԚ (:

Morning, real Ken, unreal Ken! Hola, people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am The Oscar:

Ahh, this reminds be I have this record coming with my swag!
  9:07am wfmu_listener_phillip:

WOW! seven second delay is on longer than the simpsons?
Avatar 9:07am Linda Lee:

28 years of sparring with Andy. rewards in paradise assured.
  9:08am Siberescue Brian:

I'm beginning to suspect that you're paying some kind of tribute to Matt Warwick. This is one of his favorite songs. Don Felder up next?
  9:08am LCBD:

So good!
Avatar 9:09am crateslinger:

no more felder comments. this is a safe space.
  9:09am Listener Bop Monroe:

Everyone's a winner baby that's no lie.
Avatar 9:10am Listener Alice in Fanwood:

Trigger warning: Don Felder
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am sphere:

thank you crateslinger.
  9:10am FԚFԚ (:

What about playing Ramen-stein? It's Rammstein but served with Japanese noodles on the side.
Avatar 9:11am AnAnonymousParty:

Served in a beer stein?
Avatar 9:11am cory:

i thought it was a beer mug full of soup?
  9:11am Siberescue Brian:

LOL! Safe space it is. Ken is kicking astronaut with the opening of the show so far. Great tunes!
Avatar 9:11am Linda Lee:

caught your note, crateslinger! i think i'm a bit far for city guys & a 2 week job. it's a 3 hour trip one way. thanks, though!
  9:12am FԚFԚ (:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am Rich in Washington:

Hello Ken!
Hellooo everybodeeez!
  9:13am wfmu_listener_phillip:

to be honest. i tbought S.S.D was pn longer than 1991. i tbought it was like 1980 or 1985 it started???
Avatar 9:14am Diezel Tea:

We're back for Ken time. Yee haw!
Avatar 9:14am AnAnonymousParty:

Up in the air, Junior Burdmen!

And, Go Blues!
Avatar 9:14am Megaroni:

All hail! Our Sir Ken returns to the airwaves!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am Ken From Hyde Park:

How is Olive feeling this morning?
Avatar 9:16am crateslinger:

Np, Linda. Hey sphere! Sorry I missed you. I was so hung over - but I still would have made it - and then these guys showed up. It was awful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am Phillippe Bastille:

Hey LindaLee, how's that moving prep going?
  9:17am FԚFԚ (:

I hear your pain and confusion, wfmu_listener_phillip. I am embarrassed to admit that just last night, I realised Keith Moon was the drummer of The Who. I always thought he play in the Rolling Stones!
Avatar 9:18am Linda Lee:

hi Phillippe! it's going, thanks. fishing for painting help right now. looks like it may just be me. the horror ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am -Ken:

Morning all! Wait till I tell Andy that tonight is our anniversary! Im gonna give him a present and guilt the F outa him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am -Ken:

@Jeezy thanks for remembering that show Was I filling in for Jones or something?
Avatar 9:21am Linda Lee:

i'm sure Andy remembers too, Ken. he's got it all planned nice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am -Ken:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am Rich in Washington:

Wasn't there an episode of The Honeymooners like this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am -Ken:

"Lives" is a funny word.
  9:22am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Hi SMK! Great show so far! Hi Linda Lee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Cmurtha:

الله رحمها اولوه
Avatar 9:23am Diezel Tea:

Holy smokes.
Avatar 9:23am Linda Lee:

hi Rachel! good morning!
  9:24am Brendan:

Ken baby!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am Sebastian:

I like listening to guilt-ridden Andy, his little ows and arghs, you just want to cuddle him intensely
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am zopa:

OK. Now you have my attention, SMK.
  9:25am FԚFԚ (:

And NOW you have my attention, Sebastian.
Avatar 9:26am AnAnonymousParty:

Now that's enthusiasm!
  9:27am Listener Bop Monroe:

Ken gives a watch fob of his own hair.
Andy gives him agita.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am Sebastian:

here's the first little hint of Foo of the day! Ok, maybe the second - hey, FoFo!
  9:28am FԚFԚ (:

Great deep-fake music, Ken! I think that's how the kids say nowadays when talking about mashups.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

Pixie dust that's not laced with Roundup® works much better.
  9:28am Marley Dogg:

This is the best mash up ever
  9:29am ignatatus666:

Love it!!!
Danzig lounge beats
  9:30am Brendan:

All the great smooth jazz /soft rock neutered hits never too loud for your office
Avatar 9:30am Roberto:

O Screaming Goat, how we'd missed thee.
  9:30am FԚFԚ (:

Can't believe Dr Bootygrabber is still hanging around with us in this #Metoo era.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am Webhamster Henry:

Bootygrabber and the screaming goat - what a flashback!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am sphere:

@ crateslinger - no problem. i have a meeting so i gotta bail for the rest of the show. cya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Sebastian:

unwanted relatives - is there any other kind?
Avatar 9:32am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken, hope you avoid the brain zaps.
  9:34am Listener Bop Monroe:

So is that the coyote got caught in the elevator door?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am dei xhrist:

Olive will not leave if she knows you have treats. You have to assure her there are couch crumbs in dog heaven
Avatar 9:35am Linda Lee:

huzzah Olive!! told ya! :-)
Avatar 9:35am Listener Alice in Fanwood:

Yay Olive!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am Webhamster Henry:

The flutes of poo.
  9:35am FԚFԚ (:

Now that you are planning to take LSD, Ken, it might be Olive (pixie dust survivor) doing a show dedicated to your living memory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am Sebastian:

uuuuh, Scheißeflötefunkel
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am Cmurtha:

I am a sucker for bad recorder covers of all sorts (or shitty flute as labeled here)
Avatar 9:36am AnAnonymousParty:

Well, to be fair, there's been more than a few times I've perked up after this show was over, so ...
  9:36am Brendan:

Hey Aquaturd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am melinda:

Hearing shittyflute again comforts me.
Avatar 9:37am crateslinger:

i never did get any crabcakes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am The Oscar:

The Pooeyflute seems to be genuinely perturbing my cat.
  9:37am Kat in Chicago:

Pooeyflute! It’s been too long. Or not long enough.
Avatar 9:37am Diezel Tea:

Agreed. Nothing like some good shittyflute to brighten a day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am Phillippe Bastille:

@Linda good painters are hard to find. We had to have ours painted twice, and the second cost was nearly double the first because he had to fix all of the first painter's screw-ups.
Avatar 9:38am Linda Lee:

the sound of silence never sounded so good.
  9:38am FԚFԚ (:


Avatar 9:38am Evan From Seattle:

i'm glad i'm not the only one that feels that way @melinda
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am Phillippe Bastille:

@crateslinger you visited Maryland?
Avatar 9:38am Linda Lee:

that's scary, Phillippe! thanks for the warning.
  9:39am chrizzi:

thanks, the Sound of shicelence was soo good in the library ~~~
  9:40am sugarwolf:

I haven't listened to shitty flute in so long!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am Planet Tyler:

Has anyone noticed that the timing of Ken's comeback coincides with Garrison Keillor's producing the Writers Almanac again? What does it mean???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am CVB from SYR:

  9:41am FԚFԚ (:

Good, one chrizzi! Sounds of Scheißelence sounds like the perfect name for music genre that encompasses the shitty flute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

Gallagher looks like a cave man in that GIF.
Avatar 9:46am AnAnonymousParty:

Shut up and play yer saxophone.
Avatar 9:47am Linda Lee:

beautiful, Jayne Cortez. say it.
Avatar 9:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Don't forget The surprised look of confusion.
Avatar 9:49am John Allen:

Avatar 9:49am Linda Lee:

it's the shutting up that's the problem. it makes us bombastic once we breathe again.
Avatar 9:49am Linda Lee:

i gotta go buy primer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am SSS:

The Gun Saints
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am Spankyflop:

Good morning Ken, et al.
Avatar 9:54am Linda Lee:

love the Mary Lou, Ken! thank you!
  9:55am FԚFԚ (:

Thank goodness the Mary Lou song is over! I couldn't type any comment because I was clapping my hands with fervent religious devotion to her tune.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am Phillippe Bastille:

Yeah, the first guy didn't sand his spackling well, didn't use a primer, used the wrong type of paint, didn't bother covering furniture or use painters tape. they did it while we were on vacation so we couldn't supervise
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57am Irwin:

"Veleno Mortale" sounds strikingly similar to the Residents' version of "Kaw-Liga."
Avatar 9:57am Lixiviated Life:

gangster jesus
  9:58am FԚFԚ (:

I like that The Old Time Relijun guy is siniging in Spanitalianish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am The Oscar:

Kaw-Liga! Pretty sure I listened to this literally dozens of times before I caught the Michael Jackson sample.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am Irwin:

As I was sayin' ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am The Oscar:

(See also: "Happy Hero" by Negativland)
Avatar 10:00am AnAnonymousParty:

Billie Jean, is not this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am JtotheK:

Good Morning Ken. Hi everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am Asheville Jon:

yay, Ken on wednesday mornings again. life is good!
Avatar 10:01am Nulsh:

Ah cool! The Residents!
Howdy folks!
Avatar 10:02am Linda Lee:

@Phillippe ~ i'll remember your experience as i mourn the lack of help here. thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am Mick:

thank you for the Residents!
Avatar 10:04am Roberto:

That might be the most twisted gif ever. Therefore, I find it hilarious.
Avatar 10:06am βrian:

@Phillippe: When I was a painter that was a common scenario. Folks had to pay us lots of money to fix the damage of previous painters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am Yvang:

There's also this terrifying antibiotic resistant mushroom which appeared in some hospitals
Avatar 10:07am Nulsh:

Doesn't El Vez do a version of Graceland?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:09am Webhamster Henry:

Just play the lead in to "Old Friends" from Bookends.
"I can't get up the mucus!"
  10:09am FԚFԚ (:

I hire my painters based on their knowledge of Bob Ross. How are you going to trust someone to do your wall if they can't tell how many little fluffy clouds should be on it ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Stevel:

My goat alarm is malfunctioning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Ken From Hyde Park:

This Anita sounds like an outtake of Trouble's birdcall bed music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am The Oscar:

"Sex Opera" or "Snuff?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Yvang:

Yeah! I need my Brainticket dose!
  10:11am FԚFԚ (:

It's probably the Fist AND the Last International Sex Opera Band.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am fleep:

Nice typo
  10:12am FԚFԚ (:


The Fist International Sex Opera is banned in most countries.
Avatar 10:12am Pellegrino.steve:

good morning mid morning reprobates
Avatar 10:12am Nulsh:

He does! El Vez toon is called Aztlan...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am Sebastian:

wouldn't have caught that one, thank you, @fleet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am Guido from Cologne:

Originally the band's name was Conttonwoodhill and the album title was "Brainticket". Who caused the confusion? The pressing plant or the printer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am Strandlund:

Nice pick, Ken!!
Avatar 10:14am crateslinger:

@Phillippe Bastille - I was in Baltimore two weeks ago to see Deicide. They were awesome, but I got in a fight with the cops and lost one of the lenses to my sunglasses.
Avatar 10:15am Nulsh:

Haven't heard The Boiler in years. Great song.
  10:15am FԚFԚ (:

This The Special song triggers not only the Goat Alarm but the Sheep Alarm, the Pig Alarm, and even the Dairy Cattle Alarm!
Avatar 10:16am βrian:

Deicide? I'll bet they killed, right?
Avatar 10:18am crateslinger:

They did Brian. They killed everybody there.
Avatar 10:18am Roberto:

Is this someone's interpretation of having to listen to Ken talk about his boiler problems?
Avatar 10:19am crateslinger:

They definitely have their thing down, even - or perhaps especially - live.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am Passaic River Blues:

This is amazing.
  10:20am queems:

oh BOY
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am Webhamster Henry:

Yeah Ann Magnuson!
  10:20am holymother:

This song should have a trigger warning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am Asheville Jon:

this is freakin awesome
  10:21am FԚFԚ (:

Deicide!? Who cares when one of our own got into a fight with the cops!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am WFMU listener WADE: guys remember the first hour? those were the good times, huhn. didn't know how good we had it.
Avatar 10:23am AnAnonymousParty:

Is the speed boat really Dr. Evil's submarine?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am JtotheK:

@Ken: The harp gif for Anita brought to mind the album 'Harpist's Bazaar' by Lloyd Lindroth. It has a groovy cover of 'Tequila' among other groovy covers. (I can't believe I nearly passed on this thinking $2 was overpriced!)
See it here:
  10:24am FԚFԚ (:

One can alwaysrequest the Senhor Testiculo gif whenever they feel the gif selection declines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am WFMU listener WADE:

Ann Magnuson is good. I'd never known until now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am JtotheK:

And internet research shows Lloyd Lindroth had a "flamboyant flash (which) earned him the title 'the Liberace of the harp' ..." - interesting!
Avatar 10:26am Losermom:

I'd be listening non stop but I am in my garden today which is apparently JUST OUT OF RANGE of my wifi and my stupid 3G (yes, that's what we have up here) sucks because my iphone sucks and I am pissed. I'm such a loser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Haiku Henry:

Good morning Staysh
Avatar 10:27am crateslinger:

sounds a lot cooler than it was
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am Brian C.:

@Losermom, just open the windows and crank the home stereo real loud!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am Webhamster Henry:

The harp gif comes from THE BISHOP'S WIFE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am Sebastian:

@Losermom: just turn the volume UP ALL THE WAY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am -Ken:

@Losermom, sometimes you have to run an extension router to the great outdoors. Either that or turn your barn into a giant speaker.
  10:31am FԚFԚ (:

Hmm..Interesting fella that Lloyd. But now I wonder who would be "the Liberace of the Mandolin"?
Avatar 10:33am Losermom:

@Brian C. I'm afraid my house is too far from the garden. Anyway, the chickens would drown it out. Maybe in a good way?
Avatar 10:34am Losermom:

@Ken - I will look into all possibilities. I cannot stand being out there without WFMU!!
  10:35am FԚFԚ (:

Well, losermon, you should be grateful you have a cuttting-edge 3G. We are still trapped in 0.5G here.
Avatar 10:36am Losermom:

Thank you all for your kind suggestions. It may come to a complete cranking the stereo to 11. Wait, FQFQ, how could you have less than 3G????!!!!!
Avatar 10:37am AnAnonymousParty:

1XRTT < 3G
Avatar 10:39am AnAnonymousParty:

I wasn't sure about this party at first. Now I am.
  10:40am FԚFԚ (:


(Mistakenly and formerly known as...)

Avatar 10:43am Losermom:

Now I am sad. I have to go turn off the irrigation so I am going to miss some of the show. There are downsides to living in a clean, safe environment, growing my own food and tending to my own livestock, running my own business, swimming in clean water.
Avatar 10:45am βrian:

I'm aghast when I see folks swimming in the lakes around Madison. It's damn near pea-green soup.
Avatar 10:45am Losermom:

One last thing before I go - I was all set to get 2 goats this spring, but my mom brought 4 pekin ducklings from Cleveland when she came in May. Now I have 4 gigantic, terrified, dirty, noisy, hungry, loud babies in my goat pen. smh They are awesomely cute, though.
Avatar 10:46am Roberto:

Avatar 10:46am AnAnonymousParty:

@Losermom: I miss my farm.

And, Go Blues!
Avatar 10:46am Roberto:

They're all a bunch of baBOOONs
Avatar 10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

No, he cares too much about school. Everyone else just doesn't understand. He later grows up to be Alan Shore.
  10:48am FԚFԚ (:


Id rather live in a toxic, dirty landfill with a 0.5G connection, growing my own infested maggots than live without WFMU!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am JtotheK:

Having heard a few notes of 'Yakety Sax' I have a request.
Any chance we can hear the Boots Randolph track that crossed over to the Northern Soul scene? His cover of 'Take a Letter Maria' which was issued on 45. Please and thank you.
Avatar 10:50am βrian:

Speaking of paradox, I looked out the window yesterday, and there was a pair of Mallards foraging about the garden.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51am The Oscar:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am Webhamster Henry:

I was just thinking the Boy Clams would be a great segue here!
Avatar 10:52am Roberto:

YAS best apology song EVER
Avatar 10:53am AnAnonymousParty:

"Then I shoved your boyfriend under a car that crashed into a motorcycle and caught on fire."
  10:54am Spaceman One:

“I’m Sorry” the best song ever committed to tape.
Avatar 10:54am crateslinger:

Mark Hurst should be proud as this is my only social media presence.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am The Oscar:

I have an autoharp instructional manual autographed by Cory McAbee of the Billy Nayer Show. Super cool guy.
Avatar 10:58am Nulsh:

It's RHODA Dakar dude!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am Sebastian:

yay, Vicky!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Kat in Chicago:

Avatar 11:01am βrian:

Will Andy be wearing those selected shorts?
Avatar 11:01am crateslinger:

I have had Andy's cellphone number since Ken gave it out about 10 years ago. I bet it's the same. Maybe I'll call and warn him of the ambush.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am tim from champaign:

Sounds like a challenge, Ken. Make your third hour the suckiest third hour that ever sucked!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am tim from champaign:

You blew it, Ken! The third hour is now off to an excellent start.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:05am Brian C.:

I guess Ken hates "dude" as much as Irwin hates "Irving"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am DroneTree:

Cookie monster covering spacemen 3!
  11:10am FԚFԚ (:

It's a lack of respect to call someone like Mr Ken dude, dudes!
Avatar 11:11am Lixiviated Life:

"Let me explain something to you.
Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski.
You're Mr. Lebowski.
I'm the Dude.
So that's what you call me."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am adampsyche:

i loved the ken show that started off with like 17 covers of this song
Avatar 11:12am crateslinger:

Andy says he's got a surprise for YOU Ken.
  11:12am The Dude:

Uh, yeah, that moniker is reserved for me.
Avatar 11:12am Linda Lee:

that sounds like fun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am adampsyche:
Avatar 11:14am Nulsh:

Ha ha! That's right, he was El Duderino etc.
Got me thinking about watchin' the movie now.
Avatar 11:17am AnAnonymousParty:

That GIF needs to be animated with a severed human head tossed out the door and bouncing down the sidewalk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am tim from champaign:

2 covers starting a set is coincidence, 3 is a theme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am Sebastian:

heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat!
  11:19am Chi Bill:

Dang! What a fine collection of covers and everything else (are they all covers?)!!! Love the gifs too during this ZuckerBezosTrumpVanDykeCavanaugh f'd up period.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am Ken From Hyde Park:

For Losermom's situation, does there exist battery-operated, rechargeable WiFi repeaters? Hang one on a post near the barn and enjoy the signal. Would also be handy for backyard parties or in remote villages and hooked up to a solar panel.
  11:21am FԚFԚ (:


Wait.. i forgot the name. Let me try again.


Hmm...No, wait. Now i remember!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am Sebastian:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am Phillippe Bastille:

@Brian and @LL 10-ish -- sorry was on a call. In addition to the crappy paint job, these painters ruined thousands of dollars of stuff (including cloth pieces). Paint on every piece of living room and office furniture, broken lampshades, paint on the treadmill/clothes hanger, paint on the bedroom pillows, paint in the tile grout, paint on every single light fixture/ceiling fan, every window frame and hinge needed to be scraped. I could go on...
  11:22am oks:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am Phillippe Bastille:

@crateslinger except for sunglasses lens, sounds like a great time!
Avatar 11:24am AnAnonymousParty:

@Phillipe Earl Shieb did that job, right?

And, Go Blues!
Avatar 11:25am βrian:

I shall never let anybody paint my house. In fact, it's taken me nearly a decade to finish restoring the windows. 92-year-old windows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks to FMU, my "home office" is not actually in my home anymore. Sheetrocked the storage shed, added electric, a/c, heat, and carpet. I can play it loud and proud.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am Carmichael:

Good morning, Summer Kenneth. I'm heartily enjoying the musical output.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am Phillippe Bastille:

@AAP Earl Sheister...
  11:31am Marc (the other painter):

Mornin' folks I'm late, how's Olive?
  11:31am FԚFԚ (:


If you made your windows get repaid again by the same people in ten years time they will become 102-year old windows! More valuable!
  11:34am Marc (the other painter):

Has the "new program" been like- squaresville? I hope not!
  11:36am Marc (the other painter):

@ Linda Lee What are you priming?
  11:37am Chi Bill:

Windows?!?! Just avoid the Gates Window company if at all possible.
  11:39am FԚFԚ (:

Olive is not dead yet.
Avatar 11:41am Roberto:

I keep thinking Von Spar is Le Bon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am tim from champaign:

Man. I keep hearing Two Tickets to Paradise in this song and that Ex Hex song. What's wrong with me?
  11:43am Marc (the other painter):

@FQFQ Oh good, saved by the pixie dust!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Kat in Chicago:

I Can't Believe It's Not Stereolab!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken, and Happy Father's Day. They grow up fast, don't they?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am blee:

I just want to play my Har0Mon-EEEEKA, Dave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am zopa:

Oh maaaan. I was enjoying Polka Wooly Bully.
  11:47am queems:

goddamnit dave
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am Dr Kevorkian:

Three of my patients just killed themselves.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Kat in Chicago:

For those who enjoyed Von Spar, check out Joe McG's opening set from this past Monday.
  11:52am Tom in St. Paul:

That was a vitun pronunciation of Finnish, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

Acorns! Haha!
  11:54am FԚFԚ (:

Mr His Imperial Majesty Emperor Chief Lieutenant and most respectful, greatful and dear Commander Ken,

The playlist is lacking some rows, dude!!!
Avatar 11:55am AnAnonymousParty:


And, Go Blues!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am -Ken:

Thanks for hanging out friends, see you in two weeks. Here's hoping Vicki can fill in next week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am zopa:

Bobby Orr
Avatar 11:58am Losermom:

FQFQ Like I said, there is basically one really huge awful drawback to living in paradise. Like MISSING WFMU IN MY GARDEN
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am JtotheK:

thanks for the tunes, Ken!
  11:59am Marc (the other painter):

Polka Luau- hope sauerkraut juice will be offered. Yes, it's a real thing.
  11:59am FԚFԚ (:

Thanks, Ken and fellow co-commenters and winged cihpmunks! Great show, music, GIFs and dudes as usual! Till next episode and please ...BE HAPPPYYY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Yvang:

Thanks to Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Kat in Chicago:

"Celebrate" is a funny word.
  11:59am Marc (the other painter):

  12:00pm FԚFԚ (:

if WFMU can't go to Losermom's garden, then garden should go to WFMU, I say!
Avatar 12:00pm Nulsh:

Cheers folks!
  12:01pm Marc (the other painter):

Funny is a funny word
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:03pm Sebastian:

Merci, Ken!
  12:13pm Marc (the other painter):

Our house is a very very madhouse, with two gnats in the yard, we only dine on lard...
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