Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 12, 2017 Favoriting

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Favoriting April 12, 2017: The Telenovela Episode
Ken and Andy attempt to prove the old "best ideas = biggest trainwrecks" adage wrong by reenacting a Spanish language telenovela, but in English. They intend to read the English subtitles out loud while the show plays in the background. One problem - the script consists of 30 characters! So to cover that, Andy plays the part of the Ryan Gosling-esque Nicholas Nunez, Ken plays the part of the classically beautiful Rena Ortiz (aka "Four Eyes"), and Michelle (from Shut Up Weirdo) will play the part of Estefania, the adult film actress. The rest of the parts are to be covered by one female and one male caller.

The first portion of the show is dedicated to casting. Rem calls in and volunteers to read the male parts. And the female parts will be covered by caller Pam. This takes a little longer to cast since for females, Andy stronly encourages approval to participate from a boyfriend or husband.

After casting, the reading begins. It's rough going at first, with much confusion and finger-pointing. Andy is frequently lost, and Rem has to deal with a ten second delay. Eventually the gang rights the ship, but it ain't easy! Wish we could say it was worth it, but it was not. Worth it, that is. Before long, Andy loses the will to live in a very big way. Ken gets angry. Pam and Michelle perform swimmingly.

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar 5:45pm
Listener Joe:

Firstis-ious !!
Avatar 5:52pm
Old Dave:

Aver si puedo....
No puedo.
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howard in nyc:

what is spanish for 'fatal flaw'?
Avatar 6:02pm
wizard frog:

Telenovela :o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Fatal flaw: Must have another telenovela next week to continue the story, and the week after that, etc.
  6:05pm
Andrea and James:

Is the song over?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PMD:

tele-nutella
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

is the guy from sabado gigante in this?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
common:

Sounds good
Avatar 6:08pm
Old Dave:

Habra caballos?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
howard in nyc:

Can I play the role that dresses up in the bee costume?
  6:08pm
Nacho:

Suerte con el español!
Avatar 6:09pm
Fredericks:

Intriguing.
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Fredericks:

Do you have to try out for month to get the part?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
howard in nyc:

quatro ojos.
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Huge:

¡No me gusta!
Avatar 6:10pm
Old Dave:

howard, you are at the wrong border. Bee costume most recently in Trailer Park Boys...
  6:10pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Michele is portraying a porn star. NOT a hooker. Let's keep that clear.
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Nick the Bard:

At least this isn't a Korean daiily drama episode
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Marcel M:

@Cliff: She would have to do something different than her day job or its not acting!
Avatar 6:11pm
Fredericks:

Hola!
  6:11pm
ass cab:

Esto no funciona puede
  6:11pm
Andres Cantor:

Gooooooooooooaaallll!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
howard in nyc:

The other day I tuned into the latest Trailer Park Boys, their European road trip, and I had to ask myself, am I still laughing at these dudes after all these years? Sadly, yes I am.
  6:12pm
ass cab:

Jugar concierto en Montclair, tengo que ir bye
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Fredericks:

No puedo creer que lo haya conseguido!
  6:15pm
quantico bob:

Andy can I get a SAG waiver?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Sebastian:

"it's either my wife...or a female caller" classic Andy!
Avatar 6:16pm
Nick the Bard:

Yeh,. make ME out to the be creep on the show...
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Doctor Rembrandt:

This is Rem, this is going to be crazy
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Old Dave:

I just want to insert dialects of the poor telenovela victims around the world who are hooked on this crap.
Okay?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

hooker with a corazon de oro.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Sebastian:

woah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

jeesus - this IS pornographic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
howard in nyc:

This is exactly how I've always pictured Michelle's weeding
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Marcel M:

so we are supposed to watch the stream and listen? I'm confused
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

i'm moving to mexico!!
  6:19pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

This is more train-wrecky than usual. So awesome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Marcel M:

ohh we mute it?! I get it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Sebastian:

I think I'll be turning off that jabbering and watch that....
  6:20pm
Chud:

Yeah, the 7 second delay is doubled....
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Bas NL:

Kill the 7SD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Sebastian:

this is so horrible, wonderful!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
howard in nyc:

and the lack of time synchronization is the first of many fatal flaws
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
common:

Art
  6:22pm
Spoiler:

Victor to Rossa do you as your hhusband i do i now you may kiss the bride
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Sebastian:

he's gonna burst in and stop the wedding!!!
  6:22pm
Spoiler:

Nicolas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
howard in nyc:

She ain't running no more
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Sebastian:

shit!
  6:23pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

....he already burst in and stopped the wedding... are the web viewers out of sync too?!?!
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melinda:

Four-eyes, haha
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Old Dave:

Puta!
Applies to men and women here.
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Doctor Rembrandt:

my vide is behind
  6:25pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I am so bewildered
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Doctor Rembrandt:

video is lagging
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Sebastian:

they actually call her four-eyes all the time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The Wake And Bake timeslot should devote 10-15 each day for this telenovela stuff. It'll either build a devoted fanbase or drive listeners away forever.
  6:26pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

My vid is ahead of the studio, ay ay ay
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Marcel M:

Mine too Cliff... haha. It makes it interesting.
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wizard frog:

yo soy un llamo haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Sebastian:

there are so many different delays at work here. I'm positive it enhances the experience.
Four-eyes is a dummy.
  6:28pm
Dean:

The video is ahead, I'm gonna guess, about seven seconds.
  6:28pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I guess it's the 7 second delay?
Avatar 6:28pm
Listener Joe:

Turn down the video-audio a little bit...
Love, can't, long, first ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

my feed is WAY behind. makes it better i guess. ken sounds like when he was using the child's voice.
  6:30pm
por?!$$&9;:

I heart telenovolas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Sebastian:

would you look at that ponytail
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Just Ted:

I must say I'm impressed with the technology behind this.
  6:30pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Wait, she still lost her earring? I can barely follow any of this, hahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Marcel M:

@Ted: Impressed is a funny word, isn't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Sebastian:

I think she found it, Cliff. woah, that blouse is slutty!
Avatar 6:32pm
Just Ted:

@Marcel nugs is a funny word too.
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Just Ted:

as is dank.
  6:33pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Yeah her outfit was great. And Four-Eyes isn't wearing contacts right now? She can barely see at all??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Sebastian:

how does four-eyes see anything without her glasses?
  6:34pm
Spoiler:

my Vid feed is way ahead...WOW! can they show tht kind of explicit sex on Spanish Language TV? Holy smoke!
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wizard frog:

What's the name of this series? I have to find out what happens after this episode
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Sebastian:

exactly!
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Old Dave:

Druga para los pobres!
Let's celebrate that.
  6:34pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Off comes the dress!
Avatar 6:35pm
Nick the Bard:

staging a live reading of the first episode of Spanish-language Telenovela "Reina de Corazons" (Queen of Hearts)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Sebastian:

uuuuuoooooohhhh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

don't know how i'd feel about a porn star coming on to me. a fantasy yes, but the reality of the all the fluids she's been around.
Avatar 6:36pm
wizard frog:

wow it has 8.7 on imdb :o
  6:36pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Aww, they're kicking Four-Eyes out of the party.
  6:37pm
Spoiler:

Ouch! alligator clips!
Avatar 6:37pm
wizard frog:

There are 140 episodes of this show :O
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Sebastian:

do you think four-eyes banana fingers could stick?
Avatar 6:37pm
Fredericks:

Nunez is a loaded name these days.
Avatar 6:37pm
Just Ted:

The handshake!
  6:38pm
Rindig:

El trolla!
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Fredericks:

Texting and drinking and driving!
  6:38pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Drunk-crying driving while texting, bad idea
Avatar 6:38pm
Just Ted:

Bruh!
Avatar 6:39pm
wizard frog:

C'mon Bruh!
Avatar 6:39pm
Old Dave:

Can we assume WFMU is about to launch a Rifftrax version stream?
Avatar 6:39pm
wizard frog:

OUCH!
  6:39pm
Nicholas in Montclair:

Do they tip in Mexico? Maybe the valet was from the states.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Sebastian:

damn, now my stream is lagging!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

this scene get's two thumbs up.
  6:39pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Ooh la la, Four-eyes has a nice backside
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Sebastian:

I'm stuck with the crappy valet
  6:40pm
Andrea and James:

You guys are rude creeps
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

is that ryan gosling?
Avatar 6:42pm
Just Ted:

Crying-drunk-texting-driving is OK as long as its in another country, right???
Avatar 6:42pm
wizard frog:

This guy is persistent o_o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

This is not unlike Jo Firestone's Romeo And Juliet episode.
  6:42pm
Nicholas in Montclair:

I knew he wasn't going to take the stairs. That suit was made for climbing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Sebastian:

deathrace!
  6:43pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Motorcycle race!
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Just Ted:

Its the fast and the furious
  6:44pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

This has everything, I love it
  6:44pm
Listener Robert:

I can't tell which parts of dialog are IRL between Ken & Andy, and which are them in character in the telenovela. And yes, I know they're in character on 7SD too.
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Just Ted:

@Michele sounds like something you would say to Frangry. Daily.
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wizard frog:

I'm glad I tuned in live for this show - it'd be so hard to follow on podcast o_o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

i've been wasting my time on pbs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Sebastian:

Rem & Michele are killing it, great voiceacting!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Lizardner Dave:

Is this me? Is this me? Is this me? Is this me? Is this me?
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Just Ted:

He's Vin Deisel but he forgot to shave his head.
  6:46pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Smoke that cigar!
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Old Dave:

Cigar smoking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
cosmic matrix:

This is amazing!!!! Do this OFTEN please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Lizardner Dave:

Andy should have to give $20 for every time he said "Is this me" This week, you could cancel the 2018 marathon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
howard in nyc:

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not this time.
  6:48pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

"I feel nervous, confused, and strange." <- How all of us have been feeling this entire episode
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dale:

her mom is peggy buundy!
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Old Dave:

I am just counting on four eyes to beat the shit out of everyone in next 10 minutes.
Please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Lizardner Dave:

Is this me? Is this me? Is this me? Is this me? Is this me? Is this me?Is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
cosmic matrix:

Andy this could be great art, stop fucking it up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
PMD:

Andy's monologue is the best.
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Just Ted:

Wait, so this is Cinderella/Fast and Furious/Romeo & Juliet/....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
howard in nyc:

All the women are wearing tight, slutty dresses. Except Four-Eyes when she is wearing her glasses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Sebastian:

yes, poledance!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
cosmic matrix:

uh oh that pole is dangerously wobbly
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wizard frog:

UH OH!
  6:50pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Well of course. Everybody knows glasses automatically un-sexify you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
howard in nyc:

That's a killer pole-dance
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Sebastian:

poledance and death!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

that old dude didn't focus group well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Lizardner Dave:

Change the name of the show from Seven Second Delay to Is This Me?
  6:51pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Damn Michele's character, you just gave that dude a heart attack
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
cosmic matrix:

hahaha why is she sticking her butt out
  6:51pm
Spoiler:

Andy thinks this is a Table reading...
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Doctor Rembrandt:

oh dear
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
dale:

wait - does four eyes become the porn star? i'm so messed up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
howard in nyc:

Cinderella. With porn stars.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Sebastian:

please do this again in the near future!
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wizard frog:

Wasn't the pole dancer the porn star?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Tacos or tamales for supper tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
cosmic matrix:

i got here late, where did andy's part go?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

from the email newsletter - how come andy's casting couch has no cushions?
  6:53pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Pole Dancer = Porn Star =/= Four-Eyes
  6:53pm
Spoiler:

What's Up Tigre Lilly?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

she has a cool hat.
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Fredericks:

Poor kid suffers from entitlement disease.
  6:54pm
Nicholas in Montclair:

He just called her a what? She's smokin'
  6:54pm
Listener Robert:

This was better then the hot rod movie...which they should still do the commentary for...3 times a year...the same movie each time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Lizardner Dave:

Replay this the week before the marathon next year and we will soak the ever living fuck out of Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
cosmic matrix:

ohhhhh
  6:55pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

She's going to make a dress out of the curtains?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PMD:

Wait now it's Gone with the Wind
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wizard frog:

she's a magician!
  6:55pm
Nicholas in Montclair:

I'd settle for the equivalent of Jeopardy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

the hot rod movie episode was gold. GOLD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Sebastian:

it's fabulous that everybody is paying more attention to the video than to Andy's whining
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Rudy:

Andy on WoofMoo !
  6:56pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Hey that curtain dress looks pretty good!
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Rudy:

when ?
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Old Dave:

"Nata dai kaming kwarta arog kaining tawo" is the first line from wife's mouth after watching this crap
in Sorsogon Albay. Too bad...
Avatar 6:56pm
Fredericks:

Not everybody
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wizard frog:

Now Andy & Ken kiss!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
PMD:

Ken, it was worth it.
  6:57pm
Listener Robert:

if they leave the Ustream up, we can continue our own commentary.
  6:57pm
Nicholas in Montclair:

Thank you Andy and Ken for the hard work.
Avatar 6:57pm
Fredericks:

What sign are you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

can we keep watching?
  6:58pm
Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Wow, how did I make it through yet another hour....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
howard in nyc:

Oh, Ken, let it run, please?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Sebastian:

trouble in paradise
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
dale:

mierda! the feed is gone.
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wizard frog:

Was four eyes the one that got run over at the beginning?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
howard in nyc:

Well, at least we have Egyptian Shamba
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Sebastian:

damn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Know what was missing from this? Aaron from Minneapolis! Gah!
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