WFMU: Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from March 6, 2013

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Dan B From Upstate: The era of two-hour Seven Second Delay... www.youtube.com... (3 seconds)
	♥ 6:03pm G: Watch out for those dolphins. Andy. I hear they are really really horny. Did you bring protection?
	♥ 6:04pm PMD: Wear a diaper.
	6:04pm Orangutan Spectre: OMG, I love Lickathon prizes!
	♥ 6:04pm G: They normally have some trouble filling an hour without longueurs...
	6:04pm Parq: " the other guy's armpit"??
	♥ 6:05pm G: New and improved, with twice the longueurs!!!
	6:05pm Caryn: Dolphins, the gang rapists of the sea. No wonder Andy "date rape and pedo jokes are my faves" Breckman hangs out with them. Always looking for new material.
	6:06pm Andrea: How do you feel about the ARMPIT?
	♥ 6:06pm Matt from Springfield: All right, TWO extra hours of 7SD Marathon time! Twice the time to brood over how no one's pledging to this show! ;)
	♥ 6:06pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Ken & Andy & Delayers! :)
	♥ 6:06pm G: Where's Andy's right hand in that picture? Inquiring minds, and all that...
	6:07pm Caryn: The foot and ear licks are going to be really uncomfortable for both parties involved... I suspect the armpit one will too, but less so. That's mostly bad just for the licker.
	6:07pm Rhett: This is exciting. I've never listened to a live radio broadcast... and especially not on a marathon! When do they schedule bathroom breaks?
	♥ 6:08pm G: Expecting just a lick and a promise.
	6:08pm Pledgemaster: Ken, you said Grateful Dead
	6:08pm Caryn: @G: maybe he's checking if dolphins are like sharks, with the 2 penises. Or hemipenes, TBE.
	♥ 6:09pm hamburger: Stop murdering dolphins Andy! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer!
	♥ 6:09pm G: Like truckers everywhere, they pee in used soda bottles, then throw them out the window when they think no one's looking.
	♥ 6:09pm Matt from Springfield: @Rhett The answer, may surprise you...
	6:09pm Ric: Will the sponsored licking involve contact microphones? For that like-you-are-there aural experience.
	6:09pm chris m: do you have to call in to soak andy, or do online donations count?
	6:09pm Rhett: I didn't plan this very well, drinking a lot of water before engaging the comedy of Andy Breck-man.
	♥ 6:10pm Rev. Turnip Druid: DO IT FOR HUGO!
	♥ 6:10pm cklequ: Online counts too, Chris.
	6:10pm Dan B From Upstate: Kind of a shame there's no video this week.
	♥ 6:10pm G: You can still please Fidel.
	6:11pm Caryn: The Hugo Chavez Memorial Lickathon & Soak.
	6:11pm chris m: I had a good year so Andy is going to pay.
	6:11pm Caryn: @Dan B: although seeing Andy lick someone's foot or armpit might make us all feel extremely nauseous. So maybe the lack of a video stream is a blessing.
	6:12pm Ric: If I pay $500 can I lick Frangry or Michele?
	♥ 6:12pm G: You and what army, Ric?
	♥ 6:12pm Listener Julian: WHEN ARE WE SOAKING ANDY
	♥ 6:13pm Matt from Springfield: GO Reinis! @Ken: Riga or Daugavpils Jewish ancestors?
	♥ 6:14pm woj: i think the lickathon needs to be combined with waterboarding andy somehow. salivaboarding, the torture no one can take.
	6:14pm Fredericks: Isn't Andy soaking in the picture?
	♥ 6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks hamburger! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer is already trending higher than #HugoChavezDeath! The world will soon know of Andy's sea mammal cruelty!
	♥ 6:14pm Greg from Bloomfield: If I pay $500 can I like Jonesy or X. Ray?
	6:14pm Orangutan Spectre: Gotta love fruit stickers!!
	♥ 6:15pm Listener Julian: SOAK SOAK SOAK
	♥ 6:15pm Greg from Bloomfield: *lick
	♥ 6:16pm Matt from Springfield: So will the Performance Space host Ken & Andy "UCB Shows"? That would be great--you can still charge $5, but proceeds will now benefit WFMU directly instead of the UCB Theater! Who, by the way, can't even handle a simple exorcism on their premises!!
	6:17pm T-Shirt: How about a Cavalcade of Comedy CD?
	6:17pm Andrea: @chris m - online donations count!
	♥ 6:17pm cklequ: It's always embarrassing to not have watched porn.
	♥ 6:18pm Matt from Springfield: Isn't watching pornos in Ken's office the typical monthly staff meeting?
	♥ 6:18pm darien: quick question: does twice-long timeslot means twice-long soaking?
	6:18pm Torbjørn: Do the soak already, it'll be a lost opportunity if my browser session times out !
	♥ 6:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: So, is the SOAKING period right now? They haven't made that clear on Air.
	♥ 6:19pm Matt from Springfield: Never mind, it seems they're answering my question!
	6:19pm Andrea: It's true! My boss Ken showed me his celebrity porn before the show tonight. They are NOT SOAKING YET.
	♥ 6:19pm G: 7 figures, cmon.
	♥ 6:20pm G: even to the Dolphin Masturbatorium
	6:20pm Caryn: The picture on the plate better be a recreation of the "uncomfortably long post-Sandy hug" moment btw Ken and Christie. The porn will obviously have to wait until the phone banks are changed back into Ken's masturbatorium. In other words, post-Marathon.
	6:21pm Andrea: 90 SECONDS TO SOAK
	♥ 6:21pm Matt from Springfield: @G: So is the Dolphin Masturbatorium intended FOR dolphins, or ALONGSIDE dolphins, or TO dolphins??
	♥ 6:22pm G: All of the above, Matt. Everyone gets to have fun
	♥ 6:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: Getting ready as we type... :)
	6:22pm Andrea: 800-989-9368!!
	6:22pm ted: What if Andy sings American Pie in it's entirety...that would be worth something
	6:23pm Caryn: @Matt: maybe it's dolphin-themed. You know, dolphin decor and erotic paintings...
	♥ 6:23pm Matt from Springfield: True, Caryn.
	6:23pm chris m: Just waiting to hit submit!
	♥ 6:23pm woj: GIMME A S
	6:24pm Andrea: SOAK! ONLINE PLEDGES COUNT.
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME A O
	♥ 6:24pm Listener Julian: This is so exciting!
	6:24pm Torbjørn: @Ted: I second that. I could go for a full karaoke duet.
	♥ 6:24pm G: Putting the OK in SOAK
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME AN A
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME A P
	6:24pm Dan B From Upstate: If you search Andy Breckman wet, will it lead to this playlist page now?
	♥ 6:25pm Julie: Sooooooooooooooooak!
	♥ 6:25pm woj: wait
	♥ 6:25pm -max-: Soaked him with a mouse!
	6:25pm Caryn: @Dan B: I'm not going to do that search, because I just ate.
	♥ 6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Pledge #63800. SOAKED! :) @Ted: For a large donation, Andy should do that!
	♥ 6:26pm G: that Earth Google website TX GRAMPS :)
	♥ 6:26pm cklequ: That's two mice, max.
	♥ 6:26pm PMD: Above and beyond pledge for life.
	♥ 6:26pm hamburger: This is it people! Andy match for match!! Double your donation via Andy the big bucks Breckman!
	♥ 6:27pm Listener Julian: SOAKED! But where's my heart icon?
	6:27pm Caryn: Andy, the WFMU listenership is not exactly chock full of "Twilight" fans...
	♥ 6:28pm darien: yay. soak andy. then soak him again on the second hour. please?
	♥ 6:28pm Matt from Springfield: @Julian: Sometimes it takes a while to show up, but by tomorrow morning it should surely show up on your profile, and stay there!
	♥ 6:28pm Julie: I hope it hurts! (Andy)
	♥ 6:29pm Matt from Springfield: GO DJ Julie! Always a sweetheart! :)
	♥ 6:29pm Mike Noble: Ken soakers, hands up
	6:30pm Caryn: I really think that when I make my other pledge next week, I should adopt Andy. I just feel bad for him.
	♥ 6:30pm Julie: I want a hearrrrt...guess I gotta give online
	♥ 6:30pm Jeff: BTW, Ken's a man of his word. When he says he has the porn, he has the porn. www.flickr.com...
	♥ 6:31pm Matt from Springfield: I'm glad they were so delayed with their premium--I got to select a replacement premium I couldn't get in 2012, no waiting for it in the Prize Warehouse! And I'll still get the 7SD premium, eventually!
	6:31pm Caryn: Oh Julie, the heart'll be there by the time your show is on.
	♥ 6:31pm Listener Julian: @Jeff Ugh.
	♥ 6:31pm Mike Noble: Still terrified!
	♥ 6:31pm G: Heart delay.
	♥ 6:32pm G: It's heartbreaking.
	6:32pm Andrea: Andy called me POOR!!
	♥ 6:32pm Julie: GOOOOOOO! Lewis/Louis
	♥ 6:32pm Matt from Springfield: Everybody CLAP!
	♥ 6:32pm Julie: Andrea, soak him in person, perhaps a nice pitcher.
	♥ 6:32pm G: Andy calls everyone south of Warren Buffett poor.
	♥ 6:33pm woj: has andy ever been adopted?
	6:33pm Caryn: Wow, performance space-level pledge!
	♥ 6:33pm Mi-rgod: Happy to be part of the soaking! Looking forward to the grand total.
	♥ 6:33pm AbeSomething: Hoping to see a red heart near me name...
	6:34pm steve: wow thats a lot of soaking!
	♥ 6:34pm PMD: How do you get a red heart near your name?
	♥ 6:34pm G: Give moolah.
	6:34pm Caryn: @woj: yeah, most years. This year, adoptions all seem to be going really slowly, so for all we know, someone may have placed dibs on him already.
	♥ 6:35pm Matt from Springfield: It's a lost-the-will-to-live halt!
	♥ 6:35pm AbeSomething: Hmm... No heart. I'll have to donate again.
	6:35pm Caryn: Wait, I missed the soak total! What was it?
	6:35pm Wall Street: @Andrea: Oh you 47 percenters don't understand...Andy was telling you to get him some coffee, "because beggars can't be choosers"...
	♥ 6:35pm AbeSomething: Nevermind! It's here! Huzzah!
	6:36pm Caryn: You have a heart, Abe!
	♥ 6:36pm hamburger: That dolphin seems very eager to escape the grasp of Andy Breckman
	6:36pm Wall Street: Ah, United Fruit. Now they knew how to run a republic.
	♥ 6:37pm Listener Julian: I love this so much.
	♥ 6:37pm G: BRUTAL! :)
	6:37pm Caryn: Say the number as a square root or something.
	6:38pm Dan B From Upstate: Good god! That's amazing.
	♥ 6:38pm Julie: whoa! what's the soak Andy record?
	♥ 6:38pm -max-: Everybody clap!
	♥ 6:38pm Matt from Springfield: WOOHOOOOO!!!!! Lucky number 13 GRAND!! Huzzah! :D
	6:38pm Dan B From Upstate: Hah! 71% already!
	♥ 6:38pm Listener Julian: I could run a radio station for $26,000!
	6:38pm Andrea: $13,664.... gulp!
	6:38pm Chris: A hyundai!
	6:38pm Rhett: No Hanukkah at the Breck-mans!
	6:38pm Caryn: Wow! That's good for 4 minutes. "Best Show" eat your heart out!
	♥ 6:39pm woj: BEST. SOAK. EVER.
	♥ 6:39pm Listener Julian: Andy should call into next week's TomThon and tell him to "keep pluggin' away!"
	♥ 6:39pm G: 13K??? Bye bye new car purchase lol
	6:39pm Caryn: Oh Andy, we love you. But we also know you're rich as hell. So soak you we shall, like loving siblings shortsheeting their kid brother.
	6:39pm Rhett: Is that 71% for SSD or the whole marathon?
	♥ 6:40pm Carmichael: I've heard your iPod, Andy. Whatever the opposite of perfect is, you have it.
	♥ 6:40pm Matt from Springfield: Liar! Julie, on the other hand, WAS born with perfect musical taste! :)
	♥ 6:40pm Mike Noble: just for this slot
	6:40pm steve: Rhett its for the show... grand total is on the fmu homepage
	♥ 6:40pm Julie: Matt -- wait, what? (Puts Olivia & Madonna in the bag for tonight)
	♥ 6:41pm Carmichael: Jesus, you guys. People will be taking BACK their pledges!
	♥ 6:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Andy B has that cuddly face that says: "I'm funny! I'm loving! Throw me into the pool!" :)
	♥ 6:41pm G: Andy: here's the deal. we just don't need to hear hotel california for the 1357th time
	6:41pm Caryn: My phone is a second-hand one, so all the music on it (all 3 songs) are boring AOR from the previous owner. If I was judged on my phone music, it wouldn't exactly reflect my musical tastes.
	♥ 6:42pm G: Doctor My Ears
	6:42pm Andrea: @Rhett -- it's just for tonight! Our goal from now until 8pm is $22,000... and right now we're at $15,664.39
	♥ 6:42pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: Those are sometimes good too, and in any event focus attention to your other great selections! ;) I also named Joe McG and AmNazz as DJs here with "perfect musical taste"!
	♥ 6:42pm Julie: Let's not forget that Jackson wrote 3 songs on Nico's Chelsea Girl.
	♥ 6:42pm Carmichael: Shit, I'll just change the station to classic rock.
	6:42pm T-Shirt: Is this like some of those self-inflicted catastrophes, Sequester-style?
	6:42pm Rhett: This is very exciting to listen to this live... it's almost as if it's really happening!
	6:43pm Andrea: Pledge $200 now to take this song off the air. One pledge or all your pledges added together. 800-989-9368 or here: www.wfmu.org...
	♥ 6:43pm Julie: If you say so, Matt (picks up the Rod Stewart cd)
	♥ 6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken: Not as good a pledging strategy as "Soak Andy": remember, many of us listen to WFMU specifically to hear terrible music!
	♥ 6:43pm Listener Julian: COUSIN STORIES
	6:43pm Caryn: See, Ken, you should've used this instead of "Careless Whisper"! Of course, Browne's Nico-adjacent music penning talents might make this backfire too.
	♥ 6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: 3 shudders 35 smiles
	♥ 6:45pm Carmichael: Ken, play The Only Song.
	♥ 6:45pm woj: if you don't get $200, do we have to listen to this again?
	6:46pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm scared that the H7:00 problem is going to make all the computers revert to 6:00 in 15 minutes and the show will never end.
	6:46pm Parq: Woj, better, we get to hear "Hotel California".
	♥ 6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Play "Mockingbird" w/ Carly Simon!! That's the worst version of it!!!
	6:47pm Dan B From Upstate: Knuckles the dog! Everyone stop pledging!
	♥ 6:47pm Carmichael: OK Andy, I dare you to play Hotel California. Wait, no I don't.
	6:47pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: - Watching the News but - CowKegel - ! [Provisional Heart for Pledge after PayDay...: ((♥)) ]
	6:47pm Sean: I think I know why WFMU listeners hate Andy. Pretty much everyone in the world knows that commercial success and level of artistry aren't exactly equivalent. That is, everyone except Andy. If Andy were a contemporary of Van Gogh, he would dismiss his painting.
	♥ 6:48pm Matt from Springfield: "KNUCKLES THE DOG"!! Go Killdozer, but more importantly, GO BILL MAC! www.flickr.com... www.youtube.com...
	6:48pm kiemzi: NOBODY PLEDGE I <3 KNUCKLES THE DOG!
	6:48pm Caryn: I'm singing along to Knuckles! Ken might just get Andy to pay the 200 bucks to turn this off. Ken is soaking Andy surreptitiously!
	6:49pm Caryn: If Andy does play "Hotel California", those 200 bucks will be pledged immediately! So it would be a good pledge-getting strategy.
	♥ 6:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Sean: Who needs that ear-cutting weirdo? Just wait a while and you can get a nice, clean, professional song by Don McLean called "Vincent"!
	♥ 6:49pm woj: @Parq sweet!
	6:50pm giraffe-o: Play the Chiquita Banana song non-stop until you reach your pledge goal. Or the Banana boat song. Or, 'Yes we have no Bananas'
	6:50pm Caryn: Did Cat Stevens ever record any dog-related songs?
	6:50pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: Would 200% get raunchy Dolphin Silhouette action in there - ?
	♥ 6:50pm Carmichael: Because everyone has lost the will to live.
	♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield: "Shower The People You Love With Love"?
	♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: "I Love My Dog"!
	♥ 6:50pm G: Must be maple syrup season, The sap is rising.
	6:51pm g: My girlfriend loves JT and is getting REALLY pissed!
	6:51pm steve: Caryn - "I Love My Dog"... ?
	6:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): So where are we in the lickathon? I came late.
	♥ 6:51pm Carmichael: @Caryn: Yes, I Love My Dog.
	♥ 6:51pm Matt from Springfield: @G: Hey, my ears are getting sticky. And the rest of this room. Oh NO!!!!....
	♥ 6:52pm G: No one calls, because they love the train wreck, and it's only three minutes per song.
	6:52pm Caryn: @Matt & steve: oh yeah... I fear the sugary sappiness will lead to several listeners going into diabetic shock. Insulin at the ready, emergency rooms!
	♥ 6:53pm Matt from Springfield: @G: Similar to what I pointed out above. And, listeners prefer to hear Andy & Ken in a "train wreck" than for them to be fulfilled! :)
	♥ 6:53pm Carmichael: Hey, do you have any Dan Fogleberg?
	6:53pm Dan B From Upstate: Maggot Brain is awesome. I am people, and people love maggot brain.
	♥ 6:54pm woj: andy could pledge $200 to get this off the air...
	♥ 6:55pm cklequ: Who the devil is Dan Fogelburp?
	6:56pm Caryn: This is a bit too "Carlos Santana, the talking-about-angels years" for my taste.
	♥ 6:57pm joe: Wait if I pledge you are going to turn off Maggot Brain off? Are you out of your mind? Of course I'm not going to pledge
	6:57pm Andrea: What are you going to do with your fruit stickers? 201-536-9368
	♥ 6:57pm Carmichael: Andy has no idea what Ken plays on his show, because Andy NEVER listens to WFMU.
	♥ 6:58pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Are those the "Devadip" years, or did he have a Christian/New Age period as well?
	6:58pm Caryn: Andy, just pay the 200 bucks yourself! (once again, I suspect Ken is soaking Andy in secret)
	6:59pm Andrea: If you gave online and want the punchline to the joke "How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?" we recommend calling in during one of Ken's songs at 800-989-9368
	6:59pm Caryn: @Matt: essentially that, but I think he went a bit New-Age-y right after that. And kept talking about frigging angels and energy. sigh
	♥ 7:00pm G: This is now like one of those horrible Xmas music only stations in December
	♥ 7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Ally McBeal soundtrack! Who's this?
	7:00pm Andrea: We're $185 away from taking this off the air.
	7:00pm glenn: dan fogelberg IS the devil.
	7:00pm Caryn: I actually kinda like this version... less annoying vocal runs than Mariah normally does.
	7:00pm Edward from Brooklyn: I just pledged so I have no more arrows in my quiver, but JESUS!!!
	7:00pm JoJo: Love this song! Dancing around the living room!
	♥ 7:01pm Carmichael: Laugh? Cry? I'm going to vomit.
	7:01pm Dan B From Upstate: I actually have this song on my iPod. I got it from a Sound and Safe premium from a couple years.
	♥ 7:01pm Matt from Springfield: Mariah Carey = Whats'erbutt!!
	7:01pm isn't it: It was in Love Actually-- a young kid sang it.
	7:02pm Rhett: That's it! One hour!
	7:02pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Hey, we made it past 7. Everyone still alive?
	7:02pm isn't it: young kid = tween
	7:03pm T-Shirt: Stay tuned for Sinners' Crossroads.
	7:03pm Rhett: The call was coming from inside the house!
	7:03pm Edward from Brooklyn: Shouldn't they be licking something by now??
	7:04pm Caryn: I gotta say, no matter how crappy the songs get, I ain't pledging to turn them off, because I love a 7SD trainwreck moment. So this might not be the best moneymaking strategy.
	7:04pm Andrea: Everyone thank Mac from the Antique Phonograph! A true hero: www.wfmu.org...
	♥ 7:05pm Carmichael: Deliverin' is a live album.
	♥ 7:05pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: I figured that the moment I saw the description. And not participatory enough--it's just listening to music, listening to the trainwreck and commenting amongst ourselves, rather than an urgency to pledge.
	♥ 7:06pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: We can always thank Mac! But, for that in particular!
	7:06pm Rhett: This strategy is like if GG Allin had a WFMU show saying "If you don't donate to WFMU I'll do something unpleasant to myself."
	7:07pm Edward from Brooklyn: I don't want to pledge any more right now, but if someone doesn't call pretty soon I'm gonna post the punchline to the joke.
	7:07pm Caryn: @Matt: I had the same reaction reading the episode description. Especially after what happened on Ken's show earlier today.
	♥ 7:07pm Matt from Springfield: Hey now Ken, don't throw rocks in Glass Houses...
	♥ 7:07pm Carmichael: Billy Joel. Insta-mute!!!
	♥ 7:07pm Matt from Springfield: LOL Rhett! :)
	7:07pm df: I actually had to turn the radio off for this Billy Joel
	7:08pm cosmic matrix: I LIKE THAT BILLY JOEL SONG
	7:08pm Caryn: I'm just laughing hysterically at the Billy Joel. Ken got so flustered!
	♥ 7:08pm G: Billy Joel was so late on the 70s revival of the 50s that this came out in the 80s.
	♥ 7:08pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: What was the concept failure of Ken's morning show?
	♥ 7:08pm -max-: That Billy Joel song was just featured on a Jeopardy clue a few moments ago, ironically enough.
	7:08pm Dan B From Upstate: Dengue Fever is decent!
	7:08pm cosmic matrix: and that song by poco "africa" may be my favorite song in the world. SO THERE
	7:09pm T-Shirt: I like this. What is it called again?
	7:09pm Rhett: I knew I was going to miss DJ Rupture, but I didn't realize I would miss him THIS MUCH.
	7:09pm Edward from Brooklyn: DENGUE FEVER Y'ALL!
	7:09pm Caryn: @Matt: the "pledge now or I'll play the 'Careless Whisper' sax solo on a loop" bit. Pledging came to a screeching halt.
	7:09pm Andrea: Getting excited for the Ken v. Andy LICKATHON
	7:09pm steve: T-Shirt - Dengue Fever!
	7:10pm Andrea: @Rhett - hilarious
	♥ 7:10pm Matt from Springfield: James & Carly's "Mockingbird"!!! I keep telling you, that's the worst version of it!
	7:10pm cosmic matrix: you guys are actually kind of comparing apples and oranges as it were.
	7:10pm Rhett: @Andrea - serious!
	♥ 7:10pm SeanG: it's Toto not Poco
	♥ 7:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Ha ha, "Careless Whisper" is a song I hate that I love, and that sax part is a big plus for the song!
	7:11pm Caryn: @Matt: "Mockingbird" might actually work. But who knows with this masochistic crowd?
	7:11pm steve: yeah when does the licking start?
	♥ 7:11pm cklequ: I'll pledge $200 to get The Beatles off the air for good.
	♥ 7:11pm joe: so help me god if he plays the kenny g christmas album....
	7:11pm cosmic matrix: @sean--awwww sh*t, really? i always make that mistake OOPS!
	7:11pm Andrea: ANY MOMENT
	7:12pm Caryn: @Matt: exactly, and everyone seems to feel that way, so almost no-one wanted to pledge to take it off. Ken misjudged his audience.
	7:12pm Edward from Brooklyn: LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING!
	7:13pm cosmic matrix: nice stereo separation!
	♥ 7:13pm Matt from Springfield: Folk-country-pop crossover! Make out in a wood panelled basement, drunk on Boone's Farm wine!
	7:14pm cosmic matrix: well, ken, let's hear YOU sing a song then! canya do any better? hee hee
	7:14pm Andrea: CALL NOW
	7:14pm Rhett: Wait, is this what Poco sounds like? After all these years of hearing that name I didn't know what to expect.
	7:14pm Caryn: This might evoke some nostalgic feelings in people...
	7:15pm clint: We need Andrew gold
	7:15pm Edward from Brooklyn: cklequ, you're a person after my own heart.
	♥ 7:15pm Jeff: Here's the man inflicting this on you! Andy and his iPod: www.flickr.com...
	♥ 7:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: The melted vinyl stunt was a good pledging strategy for Ken, in addition to being very silly, you pledge to ADD something on, rather than take something off. A good comparison to the cumulative nature of this Marathon.
	♥ 7:16pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Jeff! :)
	♥ 7:16pm G: Andy gave Ken a good Poco in the ribs there
	7:16pm Edward from Brooklyn: Jeff: Eeeeeewwwwww, doncha just hate him?
	♥ 7:17pm Matt from Springfield: Woooo Hawkwind!
	7:17pm glenn: silver machine!!!!!! leave it on!
	♥ 7:17pm Julie: Hawkwind? who let Clay in there?
	7:17pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I don't know, I'm kind of considering a pledge to get Hawkwind off.
	7:18pm steve: who listening to fmu doesn't love some Hawkwind??
	7:18pm glenn: i want julie to move to a daytime show.
	7:19pm Adam in Portland and Lynnwood: Lemmy forever!!!
	7:19pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I have listened to Julie's show in real time exactly once and I should have not been up that late, but it was great.
	♥ 7:19pm Matt from Springfield: Judy Collins! That's a plus!
	♥ 7:19pm Julie: Glenn -- I rarely come out before dark. Ooh sweet judy blue eyes!
	7:20pm glenn: silver machine is post lemmy, i think.
	7:20pm Andrea: "It's Judy Collins. She always cooks with honey." -- Andy
	♥ 7:20pm Matt from Springfield: Lena Dunham's also too cool for KP, apparently! Hmmph!
	7:20pm giraffe-o: Judy Collins is still alive???
	♥ 7:20pm Matt from Springfield: Recorder solo! Dance naked in a field!
	♥ 7:21pm G: Define "alive".
	♥ 7:21pm Matt from Springfield: @giraffe: "Alive and then some", as Clay Pigeon would say.
	♥ 7:21pm chaoserene: does Andy actually listen to this stuff in his freetime?
	7:21pm giraffe-o: What's the definition of a minor 2nd? Two flutes playing in unison ;)
	7:21pm Edward from Brooklyn: The thing is, I do like some of the music Andy likes. It's mostly his attitude about it that makes me want to curbstomp him.
	7:21pm Dan B From Upstate: This has, um... kind of worked. It's gotten them from 71% to 77%.
	7:21pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: Happy Hippies for Hawkwind. & no children. Billy Joel is the fake Elton John. People only like Billy Joel because they look more like him than the Ramones.
	7:21pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): What is ridiculous about this is that any one of Andy's songs could, under the right circumstances, slip right into Ken's show without incident. He might have to yell over them, but it could work.
	♥ 7:22pm Nick the Bard: I'm late in saying it, but Billy Joel is awesome. All of it.
	♥ 7:22pm chaoserene: rainbow unicorn vomit!
	7:22pm giraffe-o: Station Manager Ken - was that a Hawkwind recording with Lemmy?
	7:22pm Rhett: @giraffe-o - I've heard the same joke about fretless bass players.
	♥ 7:22pm joe: No that his actually Lemmy on Silver Machine
	♥ 7:22pm G: @Pete: You have to turn the material ironic, so you are doing something with it, rather than it doing something with you.
	7:23pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I always hoped Billy Joel would emerge in a new dark, drunk phase. But then I heard an interview with him in which he was just a friendly drunk. Such wasted potential.
	♥ 7:23pm Matt from Springfield: @RRN63: Did you ever hear Billy's first album Cold Spring Harbor? He was really ripping off Elton's early style on that one.
	♥ 7:23pm joe: Bring back the Cambodian murders
	♥ 7:23pm woj: i keep wanting to click on the hearts thinking i am liking a comment
	♥ 7:24pm Matt from Springfield: @Chaoserene: Good Name For A Band!
	♥ 7:24pm joe: Wait should I be concerned that I have spoken on that phone many times?
	7:24pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Elton John publicly called for Billy Joel to get a hold of himself. Billy Joel publicly told Elton John to fuck off. Joel 1, John 0 in the battle of the two first names.
	♥ 7:24pm G: Billy Joel: "Americans will love a guy like me doing this piano rock shit even more than they did for some fey Brit with no fashion sense."
	7:24pm Rhett: Knowing this, wouldn't Andy have sneaked in and sanitized these items?
	♥ 7:25pm Julie: I guess we have to wear some gloves tonight to protect from this licking. Interesting they are licking needle #1, because EVERYONE has licked needle #3.
	♥ 7:25pm chaoserene: good point, how do we know these items are genuinely as dirty as they would normally be?
	7:25pm Andrea: Dr. Mark is is board certified in Clinical Pathology, which includes microbiology. He appeared on our magic brownie roulette show at the UCB Theatre, with Amy Sedaris, Tom Gammill, and Gary Lucas
	♥ 7:25pm Frangry: I don't think Station Dictator Ken had the mics in mono. 80 years of radio. Just sayin...
	♥ 7:26pm Julie: Billy was making records (with his bands) before Elton was recording his own material. I think they have their own style. (Gots to stand up for my piano men!)
	♥ 7:27pm Matt from Springfield: @Frangry: Haven't you heard, Ken is now the "Station Kenager Man"! Good to sing to "Secret Agent Man", too. @Andrea: Great episode!
	7:27pm Rhett: Bring in whoever performs their housekeeping to explain how they don't really do their job.
	♥ 7:28pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: Hmm, I presumed that because Elton's first records were out long before '71, Billy was being less than original.
	♥ 7:28pm chaoserene: @Frangry, who's weekly chore is it to sanitize the equipment? Is this an issue of concern to most DJs?
	♥ 7:30pm Frangry: @chaoserene, that entire building is a pigsty.
	7:30pm Edward from Brooklyn: "That's not as bad as EXPLOSIVE diarrhea" -- Station Manager Ken
	7:30pm Andrea: I really want to see them link inside each other's ears! So intimate.
	♥ 7:30pm woj: LESS TALKING MORE LICKING
	7:30pm Andrea: Let's get the phones ringing!
	7:31pm Rhett: Am I missing out on an experience by donating by phone rather than internet? What's the difference?
	7:31pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: ...I'd bet Billy Joel's a good guy (& an accomplished pianist). - I'm just sayin'. - Between Joel & Elton it's probably too close for comfort (I think they actually did shows together)...
	7:31pm Andrea: If we raise $500 now Ken or Andy will kick the doorknob to studio B.
	♥ 7:33pm chaoserene: @Frangry, but how do any of these items compare to Andy Cohen's foot?
	7:33pm cosmic matrix: i don't want either one of you to get sick.
	7:34pm cosmic matrix: i'll donate $50 if you two lick each-others' tongues, though. now, THAT'S entertainment!
	7:34pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Well let's hope there's a high-class weirdo in the phone room who's going to get the footlicking he/she's always dreamed of.
	♥ 7:35pm Julie: Rabbit, yes they toured together! Saying Billy ripped off Elton is like saying Kate Bush ripped off Laura Nyro. Just because they both write and play the piano....
	7:36pm cosmic matrix: or, conversely, you could ask us to pledge in order for you NOT to lick these dirty objects.
	♥ 7:36pm Matt from Springfield: All right!! Terrestrial broadcasts, in Portland! Travelling 3 hours back in time!
	7:36pm Charles in Portland: WHAT?! ON THE AIR live here in Portland?! How cool is that!!
	♥ 7:36pm Frangry: @chaoserene absolutely none of them. i'm still crying.
	♥ 7:36pm G: Elton John was the hugest thing on the charts in the mid 70s, and Billy Joel suddenly got popular in the second half of the 70s. Coincidence? I think not.
	♥ 7:38pm Matt from Springfield: Snivel away, kids, snivel!!
	7:39pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): My comment didn't get read -- it was "I hate that by pledging I am a part of any of what is going on here tonight."
	7:39pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: ...for my Place & Time (age) - it was kinda more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types - & still seems like it from where I'm sittin'...some people like Sports (like Conservative Johnny Ramone did) - whatever - !!...
	7:40pm Andrea: Here's the doorknob! pic.twitter.com...
	♥ 7:40pm chaoserene: @Frangry, I'm sure this year's SUW marathons will be just as epic and significantly less awkward
	7:41pm steve: sometimes i wonder if Andy's serious when he rags on FMU, but then he goes along with stunts like this...
	♥ 7:41pm SeanG: oh my god this is gross!
	♥ 7:41pm Frangry: Little buddy!
	7:41pm Rhett: Ooooh... ADA accessible door knob
	♥ 7:42pm Julie: this 2-hour show totally effed me up. Like whoa, it's nearly 8.
	♥ 7:42pm Frangry: @steve, no way! he secretly loves WFMU
	7:43pm Dan B From Upstate: Maybe mention other things that will be licked AFTER you get passed the doorknob?
	7:43pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: I'd say Kate Bush was influenced by Nyro - not the fake one. ; )
	7:43pm Sally Field: "You lick me, you all really lick me!"
	7:43pm Chris M.: that doorknob carries diseases not yet discovered by science.
	7:43pm Rhett: They need a device that makes noise when an internet donation comes in.
	7:43pm steve: god i wish i had more money
	♥ 7:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: And normally it only feels like it's been 2 hours!...
	♥ 7:44pm Julie: Kate was busy listening to Pink Floyd. Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.
	♥ 7:44pm Frangry: @Rhett, the phones DO ring when an internet donation comes in. :(
	7:45pm Caryn: @Rhett: yep, online donations make a ringing phone noise.
	♥ 7:45pm Julie: What kind of pledge do we have to make to get Andy to cohost a marathon show with Bryce?
	7:45pm Rhett: oh...... :-(
	7:45pm Fredericks: Andy Lickman
	♥ 7:45pm Matt from Springfield: @Frangry: Seriously? That's awesome!
	7:46pm cosmic matrix: i liked it when they sent ken up with balloons
	7:46pm BadGuyZero: WOW! I tuned in just in time for that magic moment!
	♥ 7:46pm Julie: Ken JUST got healthy, let's not have him licking the toilet
	7:46pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Come on, Andy, give it a nice, slurping sound.
	7:47pm Caryn: I kinda feel like Ken's threat of a sports show could lead to interesting Sports Relief-style stunts, like Ken swimming the length of the Hudson. I'd pledge for that, even if it would be as bacteriologically hazardous as this.
	7:47pm Andrea: ha Fredericks!
	♥ 7:47pm Frangry: I really wish this was on video.
	♥ 7:47pm Matt from Springfield: Plague Day Doorknob! DO IT!
	7:48pm Rhett: Give us a live tweet photo, Andrea!
	7:48pm Caryn: @Frangry: hopefully, pictures are being taken (you listening, Andrea?)
	7:48pm Jeff In Puna Hawaii: we need proof!!!
	7:48pm Rhett: So when will Andy's funeral be?
	♥ 7:48pm cklequ: Licking a doorknob is almost as enjoyable as pleasuring a dolphin.
	♥ 7:49pm Matt from Springfield: The Listerine spit sounded grosser on the radio than the lick itself! :)
	♥ 7:49pm Frangry: @Matt from Springfield, you're totally right.
	7:49pm BadGuyZero: Hmm...my heart is black while other hearts are red. Sounds about right.
	♥ 7:49pm G: Andy's pact with Satan, resulting in his Monk haul, makes his death impossible.
	7:50pm Caryn: This is a good way to soak Andy. He'll gladly pledge to make Ken lick things.
	♥ 7:50pm woj: thought the listerspit was actually vomiting
	7:50pm BadGuyZero: I wonder if that dolphinsex.org site it still around.
	♥ 7:50pm Frangry: @BadGuyZero, It turns black once you see someone's profile.
	♥ 7:51pm Frangry: EWWWWWWWWW
	7:51pm BadGuyZero: BLERG! "is" not "it"
	♥ 7:51pm Matt from Springfield: Yecch!!! Those sounds!
	♥ 7:51pm Julie: My heart is already black (and non-existent)
	7:51pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: As far as 'America's' tastes relating to its' homophobia & unadventurous fashion - whose position would that support - ? - I just think Elton communciates real Soul - whereas Joel seems mannered, predictable, a panderer to lowest common denominator popular tastes, & phony...Who cares...
	7:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): My heart turned black after listening to this show tonight.
	♥ 7:51pm Matt from Springfield: This is fantastic "Theater of the Mind", at least!
	7:52pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Hey, thanks, Pete's girlfriend!
	7:52pm Rhett: Listening my black show was heart when tonight
	7:53pm Dan B From Upstate: People flush the terlet with their shoes, though. Anyway, I'm still kinda sad there's no video this year.
	7:53pm Caryn: @RRN63: I don't think either one of them has much "soul", but both have some decent songs. And entertaining drunken behaviours.
	♥ 7:54pm chaoserene: yeah, having video for SUW and 7SD was so good last year!
	♥ 7:54pm Frangry: Ken didn't do video this year because he says "the novelty has worn off". But I think it's great for the stun/talk shows.
	7:54pm Andrea: We are $320 away from having Ken or Andy lick the bathroom floor. This bathroom is worse than a dive bar bathroom. Pee stains and all.
	♥ 7:54pm Frangry: Seriously you guys have no idea how fucking gross that bathroom is.
	7:54pm BadGuyZero: "The State of WFMU" post-hurricane address.
	♥ 7:55pm Julie: OMG the bathroom floor, that's the bathroom the volunteers and bands use too!
	♥ 7:55pm chaoserene: okay I think I might need to contribute to this cause
	7:55pm BadGuyZero: The toilet doesn't have a cover on the tank.
	♥ 7:56pm G: aka CBGB's Bathroom, Jersey City branch
	7:56pm Caryn: @Frangry: yeah, like CGI or 3D, if video is used as a crutch and a novelty, it's no fun. But with shows like this, video is needed to get the full experience. It is not a novelty when it is integral to the show!
	♥ 7:56pm chaoserene: pledging for this is pledging to uphold what truly makes this show one of the most brilliant things ever... right?
	♥ 7:56pm cklequ: $320 to bob for upper deckers?
	♥ 7:56pm G: It's like contributing to medical research
	♥ 7:57pm Frangry: @Caryn, maybe Foodbed and I will ask for video on our show. We don't have any great stunts tho.
	7:57pm Rhett: I made the ringy sound!
	7:57pm steve: we get pics yet?
	♥ 7:57pm Frangry: @chaoserene, fuck yes.
	7:57pm Caryn: Man, the past 2 days of the Marathon have been very toilet-centric... Oy.
	♥ 7:57pm chaoserene: hahaha
	7:58pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): How do you people use that bathroom and not just clean it out of disgust, then? That's right, 'you people.'
	♥ 7:59pm Frangry: I use the ladies bathroom on the 3rd floor. Which is significantly cleaner. The bathroom they are near is the one all the bands and volunteers use.
	7:59pm Rhett: @Andrea - make the twitter photo happen for this one!
	7:59pm Caryn: @Frangry: no, but you do have plenty of horndog male fans who will gladly pledge if they see video footage of you. Whether that encourages or discourages the use of a video stream, though, is up to you.
	7:59pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Ha! "Ladies" and "Bands"!
	♥ 7:59pm Matt from Springfield: Ewww, here it comes!!
	8:00pm Michael: Uhh...guys: this is how The Aristocrats _started_.
	♥ 8:00pm Frangry: @Caryn, good point. video it is.
	♥ 8:00pm Frangry: @Pete from Boston, hahahaha you win.
	♥ 8:00pm Matt from Springfield: @Michael: "...Seven Second Delay!"
	♥ 8:01pm chaoserene: And @Caryn, I do believe the sex appeal has doubled this year
	8:01pm steve: bravo
	8:01pm Dropper: Too bad there's no video stream this year.
	8:01pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Thank you!
	♥ 8:01pm Matt from Springfield: Eww! The "tastes of the city" experience!!
	8:01pm other david: Heroes
	♥ 8:01pm Sierra: I have empathy for Andy.
	♥ 8:02pm Julie: Yes you should reward those people who had to look at Andy Cohen a chance to look at you and Michele, Frangry
	8:02pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I have contempt for everything I've heard tonight.
	♥ 8:02pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks for the stunts, Ken and Andy! Surpass your records next week! :) Have a good night everyone!
	8:02pm Caryn: @chaoserene: yep, even with the footrub stunts of last year, this year is clearly more appealing
	♥ 8:03pm Frangry: Great show 7SD!
	8:03pm Caryn: Andrea better have a frigging folderful of pictures of this!
	8:03pm BadGuyZero: Oh my...I'm scheduled to be working the phones next week. What horrors will I witness?
	8:04pm Dan B From Upstate: The wheeeeeeeeel of fate! There had better be video for that.
	8:04pm Caryn: @BGZ: just don't touch anything with your bare hands! Rubber gloves or disposable hankies at the ready!
	8:06pm Rhett: That's how my name is pronounced! Boo!!
	8:14pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: 'Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.' - Well - you made the comparison, not me. ' I don't think either one of them has much "soul",' ...Like I said - more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types for me...

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March 6, 2013: Marathon 2013, Week One, The Soak, DJ Battle and Lickathon

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Today's the first-ever two-hour-long Seven Second Delay! Here's what's in store:

Every pledge gets the punchline to this joke:

"How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

1) The Soak: There will be a four minute "soak Andy" period. If you pledge during this period, Andy will match your pledge out of his pocket. Don't forget the huge payout Andy got from his hit TV show "Monk." Wow. What a windfall that was. I still can't believe how much that was.

2) DJ Battle! Ken and Andy go song for song, and you will need to pledge to get Andy's atrocious soft rock removed from the airwaves.

3) The Ken vs Andy Lickathon: for every $500, Ken or Andy have to lick an item in or around the WFMU studio. The largest pledge in each $500 round will decide whether it's Ken or Andy who does the licking. These are the items that will be licked, in order:

1) the mouthpiece of phone #1
2) the main microphone
3) the needle on turntable 1
4) the doorknob to the studio
5) the 4th floor elevator button
6) a volunteers foot
7) the toilet handle
8) the other guy's armpit
9) the inside of the other guy's ear
10) the WFMU bathroom floor

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Dan B From Upstate: The era of two-hour Seven Second Delay... www.youtube.com... (3 seconds)
	♥ 6:03pm G: Watch out for those dolphins. Andy. I hear they are really really horny. Did you bring protection?
	♥ 6:04pm PMD: Wear a diaper.
	6:04pm Orangutan Spectre: OMG, I love Lickathon prizes!
	♥ 6:04pm G: They normally have some trouble filling an hour without longueurs...
	6:04pm Parq: " the other guy's armpit"??
	♥ 6:05pm G: New and improved, with twice the longueurs!!!
	6:05pm Caryn: Dolphins, the gang rapists of the sea. No wonder Andy "date rape and pedo jokes are my faves" Breckman hangs out with them. Always looking for new material.
	6:06pm Andrea: How do you feel about the ARMPIT?
	♥ 6:06pm Matt from Springfield: All right, TWO extra hours of 7SD Marathon time! Twice the time to brood over how no one's pledging to this show! ;)
	♥ 6:06pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Ken & Andy & Delayers! :)
	♥ 6:06pm G: Where's Andy's right hand in that picture? Inquiring minds, and all that...
	6:07pm Caryn: The foot and ear licks are going to be really uncomfortable for both parties involved... I suspect the armpit one will too, but less so. That's mostly bad just for the licker.
	6:07pm Rhett: This is exciting. I've never listened to a live radio broadcast... and especially not on a marathon! When do they schedule bathroom breaks?
	♥ 6:08pm G: Expecting just a lick and a promise.
	6:08pm Pledgemaster: Ken, you said Grateful Dead
	6:08pm Caryn: @G: maybe he's checking if dolphins are like sharks, with the 2 penises. Or hemipenes, TBE.
	♥ 6:09pm hamburger: Stop murdering dolphins Andy! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer!
	♥ 6:09pm G: Like truckers everywhere, they pee in used soda bottles, then throw them out the window when they think no one's looking.
	♥ 6:09pm Matt from Springfield: @Rhett The answer, may surprise you...
	6:09pm Ric: Will the sponsored licking involve contact microphones? For that like-you-are-there aural experience.
	6:09pm chris m: do you have to call in to soak andy, or do online donations count?
	6:09pm Rhett: I didn't plan this very well, drinking a lot of water before engaging the comedy of Andy Breck-man.
	♥ 6:10pm Rev. Turnip Druid: DO IT FOR HUGO!
	♥ 6:10pm cklequ: Online counts too, Chris.
	6:10pm Dan B From Upstate: Kind of a shame there's no video this week.
	♥ 6:10pm G: You can still please Fidel.
	6:11pm Caryn: The Hugo Chavez Memorial Lickathon & Soak.
	6:11pm chris m: I had a good year so Andy is going to pay.
	6:11pm Caryn: @Dan B: although seeing Andy lick someone's foot or armpit might make us all feel extremely nauseous. So maybe the lack of a video stream is a blessing.
	6:12pm Ric: If I pay $500 can I lick Frangry or Michele?
	♥ 6:12pm G: You and what army, Ric?
	♥ 6:12pm Listener Julian: WHEN ARE WE SOAKING ANDY
	♥ 6:13pm Matt from Springfield: GO Reinis! @Ken: Riga or Daugavpils Jewish ancestors?
	♥ 6:14pm woj: i think the lickathon needs to be combined with waterboarding andy somehow. salivaboarding, the torture no one can take.
	6:14pm Fredericks: Isn't Andy soaking in the picture?
	♥ 6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks hamburger! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer is already trending higher than #HugoChavezDeath! The world will soon know of Andy's sea mammal cruelty!
	♥ 6:14pm Greg from Bloomfield: If I pay $500 can I like Jonesy or X. Ray?
	6:14pm Orangutan Spectre: Gotta love fruit stickers!!
	♥ 6:15pm Listener Julian: SOAK SOAK SOAK
	♥ 6:15pm Greg from Bloomfield: *lick
	♥ 6:16pm Matt from Springfield: So will the Performance Space host Ken & Andy "UCB Shows"? That would be great--you can still charge $5, but proceeds will now benefit WFMU directly instead of the UCB Theater! Who, by the way, can't even handle a simple exorcism on their premises!!
	6:17pm T-Shirt: How about a Cavalcade of Comedy CD?
	6:17pm Andrea: @chris m - online donations count!
	♥ 6:17pm cklequ: It's always embarrassing to not have watched porn.
	♥ 6:18pm Matt from Springfield: Isn't watching pornos in Ken's office the typical monthly staff meeting?
	♥ 6:18pm darien: quick question: does twice-long timeslot means twice-long soaking?
	6:18pm Torbjørn: Do the soak already, it'll be a lost opportunity if my browser session times out !
	♥ 6:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: So, is the SOAKING period right now? They haven't made that clear on Air.
	♥ 6:19pm Matt from Springfield: Never mind, it seems they're answering my question!
	6:19pm Andrea: It's true! My boss Ken showed me his celebrity porn before the show tonight. They are NOT SOAKING YET.
	♥ 6:19pm G: 7 figures, cmon.
	♥ 6:20pm G: even to the Dolphin Masturbatorium
	6:20pm Caryn: The picture on the plate better be a recreation of the "uncomfortably long post-Sandy hug" moment btw Ken and Christie. The porn will obviously have to wait until the phone banks are changed back into Ken's masturbatorium. In other words, post-Marathon.
	6:21pm Andrea: 90 SECONDS TO SOAK
	♥ 6:21pm Matt from Springfield: @G: So is the Dolphin Masturbatorium intended FOR dolphins, or ALONGSIDE dolphins, or TO dolphins??
	♥ 6:22pm G: All of the above, Matt. Everyone gets to have fun
	♥ 6:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: Getting ready as we type... :)
	6:22pm Andrea: 800-989-9368!!
	6:22pm ted: What if Andy sings American Pie in it's entirety...that would be worth something
	6:23pm Caryn: @Matt: maybe it's dolphin-themed. You know, dolphin decor and erotic paintings...
	♥ 6:23pm Matt from Springfield: True, Caryn.
	6:23pm chris m: Just waiting to hit submit!
	♥ 6:23pm woj: GIMME A S
	6:24pm Andrea: SOAK! ONLINE PLEDGES COUNT.
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME A O
	♥ 6:24pm Listener Julian: This is so exciting!
	6:24pm Torbjørn: @Ted: I second that. I could go for a full karaoke duet.
	♥ 6:24pm G: Putting the OK in SOAK
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME AN A
	♥ 6:24pm woj: GIMME A P
	6:24pm Dan B From Upstate: If you search Andy Breckman wet, will it lead to this playlist page now?
	♥ 6:25pm Julie: Sooooooooooooooooak!
	♥ 6:25pm woj: wait
	♥ 6:25pm -max-: Soaked him with a mouse!
	6:25pm Caryn: @Dan B: I'm not going to do that search, because I just ate.
	♥ 6:25pm Matt from Springfield: Pledge #63800. SOAKED! :) @Ted: For a large donation, Andy should do that!
	♥ 6:26pm G: that Earth Google website TX GRAMPS :)
	♥ 6:26pm cklequ: That's two mice, max.
	♥ 6:26pm PMD: Above and beyond pledge for life.
	♥ 6:26pm hamburger: This is it people! Andy match for match!! Double your donation via Andy the big bucks Breckman!
	♥ 6:27pm Listener Julian: SOAKED! But where's my heart icon?
	6:27pm Caryn: Andy, the WFMU listenership is not exactly chock full of "Twilight" fans...
	♥ 6:28pm darien: yay. soak andy. then soak him again on the second hour. please?
	♥ 6:28pm Matt from Springfield: @Julian: Sometimes it takes a while to show up, but by tomorrow morning it should surely show up on your profile, and stay there!
	♥ 6:28pm Julie: I hope it hurts! (Andy)
	♥ 6:29pm Matt from Springfield: GO DJ Julie! Always a sweetheart! :)
	♥ 6:29pm Mike Noble: Ken soakers, hands up
	6:30pm Caryn: I really think that when I make my other pledge next week, I should adopt Andy. I just feel bad for him.
	♥ 6:30pm Julie: I want a hearrrrt...guess I gotta give online
	♥ 6:30pm Jeff: BTW, Ken's a man of his word. When he says he has the porn, he has the porn. www.flickr.com...
	♥ 6:31pm Matt from Springfield: I'm glad they were so delayed with their premium--I got to select a replacement premium I couldn't get in 2012, no waiting for it in the Prize Warehouse! And I'll still get the 7SD premium, eventually!
	6:31pm Caryn: Oh Julie, the heart'll be there by the time your show is on.
	♥ 6:31pm Listener Julian: @Jeff Ugh.
	♥ 6:31pm Mike Noble: Still terrified!
	♥ 6:31pm G: Heart delay.
	♥ 6:32pm G: It's heartbreaking.
	6:32pm Andrea: Andy called me POOR!!
	♥ 6:32pm Julie: GOOOOOOO! Lewis/Louis
	♥ 6:32pm Matt from Springfield: Everybody CLAP!
	♥ 6:32pm Julie: Andrea, soak him in person, perhaps a nice pitcher.
	♥ 6:32pm G: Andy calls everyone south of Warren Buffett poor.
	♥ 6:33pm woj: has andy ever been adopted?
	6:33pm Caryn: Wow, performance space-level pledge!
	♥ 6:33pm Mi-rgod: Happy to be part of the soaking! Looking forward to the grand total.
	♥ 6:33pm AbeSomething: Hoping to see a red heart near me name...
	6:34pm steve: wow thats a lot of soaking!
	♥ 6:34pm PMD: How do you get a red heart near your name?
	♥ 6:34pm G: Give moolah.
	6:34pm Caryn: @woj: yeah, most years. This year, adoptions all seem to be going really slowly, so for all we know, someone may have placed dibs on him already.
	♥ 6:35pm Matt from Springfield: It's a lost-the-will-to-live halt!
	♥ 6:35pm AbeSomething: Hmm... No heart. I'll have to donate again.
	6:35pm Caryn: Wait, I missed the soak total! What was it?
	6:35pm Wall Street: @Andrea: Oh you 47 percenters don't understand...Andy was telling you to get him some coffee, "because beggars can't be choosers"...
	♥ 6:35pm AbeSomething: Nevermind! It's here! Huzzah!
	6:36pm Caryn: You have a heart, Abe!
	♥ 6:36pm hamburger: That dolphin seems very eager to escape the grasp of Andy Breckman
	6:36pm Wall Street: Ah, United Fruit. Now they knew how to run a republic.
	♥ 6:37pm Listener Julian: I love this so much.
	♥ 6:37pm G: BRUTAL! :)
	6:37pm Caryn: Say the number as a square root or something.
	6:38pm Dan B From Upstate: Good god! That's amazing.
	♥ 6:38pm Julie: whoa! what's the soak Andy record?
	♥ 6:38pm -max-: Everybody clap!
	♥ 6:38pm Matt from Springfield: WOOHOOOOO!!!!! Lucky number 13 GRAND!! Huzzah! :D
	6:38pm Dan B From Upstate: Hah! 71% already!
	♥ 6:38pm Listener Julian: I could run a radio station for $26,000!
	6:38pm Andrea: $13,664.... gulp!
	6:38pm Chris: A hyundai!
	6:38pm Rhett: No Hanukkah at the Breck-mans!
	6:38pm Caryn: Wow! That's good for 4 minutes. "Best Show" eat your heart out!
	♥ 6:39pm woj: BEST. SOAK. EVER.
	♥ 6:39pm Listener Julian: Andy should call into next week's TomThon and tell him to "keep pluggin' away!"
	♥ 6:39pm G: 13K??? Bye bye new car purchase lol
	6:39pm Caryn: Oh Andy, we love you. But we also know you're rich as hell. So soak you we shall, like loving siblings shortsheeting their kid brother.
	6:39pm Rhett: Is that 71% for SSD or the whole marathon?
	♥ 6:40pm Carmichael: I've heard your iPod, Andy. Whatever the opposite of perfect is, you have it.
	♥ 6:40pm Matt from Springfield: Liar! Julie, on the other hand, WAS born with perfect musical taste! :)
	♥ 6:40pm Mike Noble: just for this slot
	6:40pm steve: Rhett its for the show... grand total is on the fmu homepage
	♥ 6:40pm Julie: Matt -- wait, what? (Puts Olivia & Madonna in the bag for tonight)
	♥ 6:41pm Carmichael: Jesus, you guys. People will be taking BACK their pledges!
	♥ 6:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Andy B has that cuddly face that says: "I'm funny! I'm loving! Throw me into the pool!" :)
	♥ 6:41pm G: Andy: here's the deal. we just don't need to hear hotel california for the 1357th time
	6:41pm Caryn: My phone is a second-hand one, so all the music on it (all 3 songs) are boring AOR from the previous owner. If I was judged on my phone music, it wouldn't exactly reflect my musical tastes.
	♥ 6:42pm G: Doctor My Ears
	6:42pm Andrea: @Rhett -- it's just for tonight! Our goal from now until 8pm is $22,000... and right now we're at $15,664.39
	♥ 6:42pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: Those are sometimes good too, and in any event focus attention to your other great selections! ;) I also named Joe McG and AmNazz as DJs here with "perfect musical taste"!
	♥ 6:42pm Julie: Let's not forget that Jackson wrote 3 songs on Nico's Chelsea Girl.
	♥ 6:42pm Carmichael: Shit, I'll just change the station to classic rock.
	6:42pm T-Shirt: Is this like some of those self-inflicted catastrophes, Sequester-style?
	6:42pm Rhett: This is very exciting to listen to this live... it's almost as if it's really happening!
	6:43pm Andrea: Pledge $200 now to take this song off the air. One pledge or all your pledges added together. 800-989-9368 or here: www.wfmu.org...
	♥ 6:43pm Julie: If you say so, Matt (picks up the Rod Stewart cd)
	♥ 6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken: Not as good a pledging strategy as "Soak Andy": remember, many of us listen to WFMU specifically to hear terrible music!
	♥ 6:43pm Listener Julian: COUSIN STORIES
	6:43pm Caryn: See, Ken, you should've used this instead of "Careless Whisper"! Of course, Browne's Nico-adjacent music penning talents might make this backfire too.
	♥ 6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: 3 shudders 35 smiles
	♥ 6:45pm Carmichael: Ken, play The Only Song.
	♥ 6:45pm woj: if you don't get $200, do we have to listen to this again?
	6:46pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm scared that the H7:00 problem is going to make all the computers revert to 6:00 in 15 minutes and the show will never end.
	6:46pm Parq: Woj, better, we get to hear "Hotel California".
	♥ 6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Play "Mockingbird" w/ Carly Simon!! That's the worst version of it!!!
	6:47pm Dan B From Upstate: Knuckles the dog! Everyone stop pledging!
	♥ 6:47pm Carmichael: OK Andy, I dare you to play Hotel California. Wait, no I don't.
	6:47pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: - Watching the News but - CowKegel - ! [Provisional Heart for Pledge after PayDay...: ((♥)) ]
	6:47pm Sean: I think I know why WFMU listeners hate Andy. Pretty much everyone in the world knows that commercial success and level of artistry aren't exactly equivalent. That is, everyone except Andy. If Andy were a contemporary of Van Gogh, he would dismiss his painting.
	♥ 6:48pm Matt from Springfield: "KNUCKLES THE DOG"!! Go Killdozer, but more importantly, GO BILL MAC! www.flickr.com... www.youtube.com...
	6:48pm kiemzi: NOBODY PLEDGE I <3 KNUCKLES THE DOG!
	6:48pm Caryn: I'm singing along to Knuckles! Ken might just get Andy to pay the 200 bucks to turn this off. Ken is soaking Andy surreptitiously!
	6:49pm Caryn: If Andy does play "Hotel California", those 200 bucks will be pledged immediately! So it would be a good pledge-getting strategy.
	♥ 6:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Sean: Who needs that ear-cutting weirdo? Just wait a while and you can get a nice, clean, professional song by Don McLean called "Vincent"!
	♥ 6:49pm woj: @Parq sweet!
	6:50pm giraffe-o: Play the Chiquita Banana song non-stop until you reach your pledge goal. Or the Banana boat song. Or, 'Yes we have no Bananas'
	6:50pm Caryn: Did Cat Stevens ever record any dog-related songs?
	6:50pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: Would 200% get raunchy Dolphin Silhouette action in there - ?
	♥ 6:50pm Carmichael: Because everyone has lost the will to live.
	♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield: "Shower The People You Love With Love"?
	♥ 6:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: "I Love My Dog"!
	♥ 6:50pm G: Must be maple syrup season, The sap is rising.
	6:51pm g: My girlfriend loves JT and is getting REALLY pissed!
	6:51pm steve: Caryn - "I Love My Dog"... ?
	6:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): So where are we in the lickathon? I came late.
	♥ 6:51pm Carmichael: @Caryn: Yes, I Love My Dog.
	♥ 6:51pm Matt from Springfield: @G: Hey, my ears are getting sticky. And the rest of this room. Oh NO!!!!....
	♥ 6:52pm G: No one calls, because they love the train wreck, and it's only three minutes per song.
	6:52pm Caryn: @Matt & steve: oh yeah... I fear the sugary sappiness will lead to several listeners going into diabetic shock. Insulin at the ready, emergency rooms!
	♥ 6:53pm Matt from Springfield: @G: Similar to what I pointed out above. And, listeners prefer to hear Andy & Ken in a "train wreck" than for them to be fulfilled! :)
	♥ 6:53pm Carmichael: Hey, do you have any Dan Fogleberg?
	6:53pm Dan B From Upstate: Maggot Brain is awesome. I am people, and people love maggot brain.
	♥ 6:54pm woj: andy could pledge $200 to get this off the air...
	♥ 6:55pm cklequ: Who the devil is Dan Fogelburp?
	6:56pm Caryn: This is a bit too "Carlos Santana, the talking-about-angels years" for my taste.
	♥ 6:57pm joe: Wait if I pledge you are going to turn off Maggot Brain off? Are you out of your mind? Of course I'm not going to pledge
	6:57pm Andrea: What are you going to do with your fruit stickers? 201-536-9368
	♥ 6:57pm Carmichael: Andy has no idea what Ken plays on his show, because Andy NEVER listens to WFMU.
	♥ 6:58pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Are those the "Devadip" years, or did he have a Christian/New Age period as well?
	6:58pm Caryn: Andy, just pay the 200 bucks yourself! (once again, I suspect Ken is soaking Andy in secret)
	6:59pm Andrea: If you gave online and want the punchline to the joke "How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?" we recommend calling in during one of Ken's songs at 800-989-9368
	6:59pm Caryn: @Matt: essentially that, but I think he went a bit New-Age-y right after that. And kept talking about frigging angels and energy. sigh
	♥ 7:00pm G: This is now like one of those horrible Xmas music only stations in December
	♥ 7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Ally McBeal soundtrack! Who's this?
	7:00pm Andrea: We're $185 away from taking this off the air.
	7:00pm glenn: dan fogelberg IS the devil.
	7:00pm Caryn: I actually kinda like this version... less annoying vocal runs than Mariah normally does.
	7:00pm Edward from Brooklyn: I just pledged so I have no more arrows in my quiver, but JESUS!!!
	7:00pm JoJo: Love this song! Dancing around the living room!
	♥ 7:01pm Carmichael: Laugh? Cry? I'm going to vomit.
	7:01pm Dan B From Upstate: I actually have this song on my iPod. I got it from a Sound and Safe premium from a couple years.
	♥ 7:01pm Matt from Springfield: Mariah Carey = Whats'erbutt!!
	7:01pm isn't it: It was in Love Actually-- a young kid sang it.
	7:02pm Rhett: That's it! One hour!
	7:02pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Hey, we made it past 7. Everyone still alive?
	7:02pm isn't it: young kid = tween
	7:03pm T-Shirt: Stay tuned for Sinners' Crossroads.
	7:03pm Rhett: The call was coming from inside the house!
	7:03pm Edward from Brooklyn: Shouldn't they be licking something by now??
	7:04pm Caryn: I gotta say, no matter how crappy the songs get, I ain't pledging to turn them off, because I love a 7SD trainwreck moment. So this might not be the best moneymaking strategy.
	7:04pm Andrea: Everyone thank Mac from the Antique Phonograph! A true hero: www.wfmu.org...
	♥ 7:05pm Carmichael: Deliverin' is a live album.
	♥ 7:05pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: I figured that the moment I saw the description. And not participatory enough--it's just listening to music, listening to the trainwreck and commenting amongst ourselves, rather than an urgency to pledge.
	♥ 7:06pm Matt from Springfield: @Andrea: We can always thank Mac! But, for that in particular!
	7:06pm Rhett: This strategy is like if GG Allin had a WFMU show saying "If you don't donate to WFMU I'll do something unpleasant to myself."
	7:07pm Edward from Brooklyn: I don't want to pledge any more right now, but if someone doesn't call pretty soon I'm gonna post the punchline to the joke.
	7:07pm Caryn: @Matt: I had the same reaction reading the episode description. Especially after what happened on Ken's show earlier today.
	♥ 7:07pm Matt from Springfield: Hey now Ken, don't throw rocks in Glass Houses...
	♥ 7:07pm Carmichael: Billy Joel. Insta-mute!!!
	♥ 7:07pm Matt from Springfield: LOL Rhett! :)
	7:07pm df: I actually had to turn the radio off for this Billy Joel
	7:08pm cosmic matrix: I LIKE THAT BILLY JOEL SONG
	7:08pm Caryn: I'm just laughing hysterically at the Billy Joel. Ken got so flustered!
	♥ 7:08pm G: Billy Joel was so late on the 70s revival of the 50s that this came out in the 80s.
	♥ 7:08pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: What was the concept failure of Ken's morning show?
	♥ 7:08pm -max-: That Billy Joel song was just featured on a Jeopardy clue a few moments ago, ironically enough.
	7:08pm Dan B From Upstate: Dengue Fever is decent!
	7:08pm cosmic matrix: and that song by poco "africa" may be my favorite song in the world. SO THERE
	7:09pm T-Shirt: I like this. What is it called again?
	7:09pm Rhett: I knew I was going to miss DJ Rupture, but I didn't realize I would miss him THIS MUCH.
	7:09pm Edward from Brooklyn: DENGUE FEVER Y'ALL!
	7:09pm Caryn: @Matt: the "pledge now or I'll play the 'Careless Whisper' sax solo on a loop" bit. Pledging came to a screeching halt.
	7:09pm Andrea: Getting excited for the Ken v. Andy LICKATHON
	7:09pm steve: T-Shirt - Dengue Fever!
	7:10pm Andrea: @Rhett - hilarious
	♥ 7:10pm Matt from Springfield: James & Carly's "Mockingbird"!!! I keep telling you, that's the worst version of it!
	7:10pm cosmic matrix: you guys are actually kind of comparing apples and oranges as it were.
	7:10pm Rhett: @Andrea - serious!
	♥ 7:10pm SeanG: it's Toto not Poco
	♥ 7:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: Ha ha, "Careless Whisper" is a song I hate that I love, and that sax part is a big plus for the song!
	7:11pm Caryn: @Matt: "Mockingbird" might actually work. But who knows with this masochistic crowd?
	7:11pm steve: yeah when does the licking start?
	♥ 7:11pm cklequ: I'll pledge $200 to get The Beatles off the air for good.
	♥ 7:11pm joe: so help me god if he plays the kenny g christmas album....
	7:11pm cosmic matrix: @sean--awwww sh*t, really? i always make that mistake OOPS!
	7:11pm Andrea: ANY MOMENT
	7:12pm Caryn: @Matt: exactly, and everyone seems to feel that way, so almost no-one wanted to pledge to take it off. Ken misjudged his audience.
	7:12pm Edward from Brooklyn: LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING!
	7:13pm cosmic matrix: nice stereo separation!
	♥ 7:13pm Matt from Springfield: Folk-country-pop crossover! Make out in a wood panelled basement, drunk on Boone's Farm wine!
	7:14pm cosmic matrix: well, ken, let's hear YOU sing a song then! canya do any better? hee hee
	7:14pm Andrea: CALL NOW
	7:14pm Rhett: Wait, is this what Poco sounds like? After all these years of hearing that name I didn't know what to expect.
	7:14pm Caryn: This might evoke some nostalgic feelings in people...
	7:15pm clint: We need Andrew gold
	7:15pm Edward from Brooklyn: cklequ, you're a person after my own heart.
	♥ 7:15pm Jeff: Here's the man inflicting this on you! Andy and his iPod: www.flickr.com...
	♥ 7:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Caryn: The melted vinyl stunt was a good pledging strategy for Ken, in addition to being very silly, you pledge to ADD something on, rather than take something off. A good comparison to the cumulative nature of this Marathon.
	♥ 7:16pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Jeff! :)
	♥ 7:16pm G: Andy gave Ken a good Poco in the ribs there
	7:16pm Edward from Brooklyn: Jeff: Eeeeeewwwwww, doncha just hate him?
	♥ 7:17pm Matt from Springfield: Woooo Hawkwind!
	7:17pm glenn: silver machine!!!!!! leave it on!
	♥ 7:17pm Julie: Hawkwind? who let Clay in there?
	7:17pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I don't know, I'm kind of considering a pledge to get Hawkwind off.
	7:18pm steve: who listening to fmu doesn't love some Hawkwind??
	7:18pm glenn: i want julie to move to a daytime show.
	7:19pm Adam in Portland and Lynnwood: Lemmy forever!!!
	7:19pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I have listened to Julie's show in real time exactly once and I should have not been up that late, but it was great.
	♥ 7:19pm Matt from Springfield: Judy Collins! That's a plus!
	♥ 7:19pm Julie: Glenn -- I rarely come out before dark. Ooh sweet judy blue eyes!
	7:20pm glenn: silver machine is post lemmy, i think.
	7:20pm Andrea: "It's Judy Collins. She always cooks with honey." -- Andy
	♥ 7:20pm Matt from Springfield: Lena Dunham's also too cool for KP, apparently! Hmmph!
	7:20pm giraffe-o: Judy Collins is still alive???
	♥ 7:20pm Matt from Springfield: Recorder solo! Dance naked in a field!
	♥ 7:21pm G: Define "alive".
	♥ 7:21pm Matt from Springfield: @giraffe: "Alive and then some", as Clay Pigeon would say.
	♥ 7:21pm chaoserene: does Andy actually listen to this stuff in his freetime?
	7:21pm giraffe-o: What's the definition of a minor 2nd? Two flutes playing in unison ;)
	7:21pm Edward from Brooklyn: The thing is, I do like some of the music Andy likes. It's mostly his attitude about it that makes me want to curbstomp him.
	7:21pm Dan B From Upstate: This has, um... kind of worked. It's gotten them from 71% to 77%.
	7:21pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: Happy Hippies for Hawkwind. & no children. Billy Joel is the fake Elton John. People only like Billy Joel because they look more like him than the Ramones.
	7:21pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): What is ridiculous about this is that any one of Andy's songs could, under the right circumstances, slip right into Ken's show without incident. He might have to yell over them, but it could work.
	♥ 7:22pm Nick the Bard: I'm late in saying it, but Billy Joel is awesome. All of it.
	♥ 7:22pm chaoserene: rainbow unicorn vomit!
	7:22pm giraffe-o: Station Manager Ken - was that a Hawkwind recording with Lemmy?
	7:22pm Rhett: @giraffe-o - I've heard the same joke about fretless bass players.
	♥ 7:22pm joe: No that his actually Lemmy on Silver Machine
	♥ 7:22pm G: @Pete: You have to turn the material ironic, so you are doing something with it, rather than it doing something with you.
	7:23pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I always hoped Billy Joel would emerge in a new dark, drunk phase. But then I heard an interview with him in which he was just a friendly drunk. Such wasted potential.
	♥ 7:23pm Matt from Springfield: @RRN63: Did you ever hear Billy's first album Cold Spring Harbor? He was really ripping off Elton's early style on that one.
	♥ 7:23pm joe: Bring back the Cambodian murders
	♥ 7:23pm woj: i keep wanting to click on the hearts thinking i am liking a comment
	♥ 7:24pm Matt from Springfield: @Chaoserene: Good Name For A Band!
	♥ 7:24pm joe: Wait should I be concerned that I have spoken on that phone many times?
	7:24pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Elton John publicly called for Billy Joel to get a hold of himself. Billy Joel publicly told Elton John to fuck off. Joel 1, John 0 in the battle of the two first names.
	♥ 7:24pm G: Billy Joel: "Americans will love a guy like me doing this piano rock shit even more than they did for some fey Brit with no fashion sense."
	7:24pm Rhett: Knowing this, wouldn't Andy have sneaked in and sanitized these items?
	♥ 7:25pm Julie: I guess we have to wear some gloves tonight to protect from this licking. Interesting they are licking needle #1, because EVERYONE has licked needle #3.
	♥ 7:25pm chaoserene: good point, how do we know these items are genuinely as dirty as they would normally be?
	7:25pm Andrea: Dr. Mark is is board certified in Clinical Pathology, which includes microbiology. He appeared on our magic brownie roulette show at the UCB Theatre, with Amy Sedaris, Tom Gammill, and Gary Lucas
	♥ 7:25pm Frangry: I don't think Station Dictator Ken had the mics in mono. 80 years of radio. Just sayin...
	♥ 7:26pm Julie: Billy was making records (with his bands) before Elton was recording his own material. I think they have their own style. (Gots to stand up for my piano men!)
	♥ 7:27pm Matt from Springfield: @Frangry: Haven't you heard, Ken is now the "Station Kenager Man"! Good to sing to "Secret Agent Man", too. @Andrea: Great episode!
	7:27pm Rhett: Bring in whoever performs their housekeeping to explain how they don't really do their job.
	♥ 7:28pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: Hmm, I presumed that because Elton's first records were out long before '71, Billy was being less than original.
	♥ 7:28pm chaoserene: @Frangry, who's weekly chore is it to sanitize the equipment? Is this an issue of concern to most DJs?
	♥ 7:30pm Frangry: @chaoserene, that entire building is a pigsty.
	7:30pm Edward from Brooklyn: "That's not as bad as EXPLOSIVE diarrhea" -- Station Manager Ken
	7:30pm Andrea: I really want to see them link inside each other's ears! So intimate.
	♥ 7:30pm woj: LESS TALKING MORE LICKING
	7:30pm Andrea: Let's get the phones ringing!
	7:31pm Rhett: Am I missing out on an experience by donating by phone rather than internet? What's the difference?
	7:31pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: ...I'd bet Billy Joel's a good guy (& an accomplished pianist). - I'm just sayin'. - Between Joel & Elton it's probably too close for comfort (I think they actually did shows together)...
	7:31pm Andrea: If we raise $500 now Ken or Andy will kick the doorknob to studio B.
	♥ 7:33pm chaoserene: @Frangry, but how do any of these items compare to Andy Cohen's foot?
	7:33pm cosmic matrix: i don't want either one of you to get sick.
	7:34pm cosmic matrix: i'll donate $50 if you two lick each-others' tongues, though. now, THAT'S entertainment!
	7:34pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Well let's hope there's a high-class weirdo in the phone room who's going to get the footlicking he/she's always dreamed of.
	♥ 7:35pm Julie: Rabbit, yes they toured together! Saying Billy ripped off Elton is like saying Kate Bush ripped off Laura Nyro. Just because they both write and play the piano....
	7:36pm cosmic matrix: or, conversely, you could ask us to pledge in order for you NOT to lick these dirty objects.
	♥ 7:36pm Matt from Springfield: All right!! Terrestrial broadcasts, in Portland! Travelling 3 hours back in time!
	7:36pm Charles in Portland: WHAT?! ON THE AIR live here in Portland?! How cool is that!!
	♥ 7:36pm Frangry: @chaoserene absolutely none of them. i'm still crying.
	♥ 7:36pm G: Elton John was the hugest thing on the charts in the mid 70s, and Billy Joel suddenly got popular in the second half of the 70s. Coincidence? I think not.
	♥ 7:38pm Matt from Springfield: Snivel away, kids, snivel!!
	7:39pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): My comment didn't get read -- it was "I hate that by pledging I am a part of any of what is going on here tonight."
	7:39pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: ...for my Place & Time (age) - it was kinda more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types - & still seems like it from where I'm sittin'...some people like Sports (like Conservative Johnny Ramone did) - whatever - !!...
	7:40pm Andrea: Here's the doorknob! pic.twitter.com...
	♥ 7:40pm chaoserene: @Frangry, I'm sure this year's SUW marathons will be just as epic and significantly less awkward
	7:41pm steve: sometimes i wonder if Andy's serious when he rags on FMU, but then he goes along with stunts like this...
	♥ 7:41pm SeanG: oh my god this is gross!
	♥ 7:41pm Frangry: Little buddy!
	7:41pm Rhett: Ooooh... ADA accessible door knob
	♥ 7:42pm Julie: this 2-hour show totally effed me up. Like whoa, it's nearly 8.
	♥ 7:42pm Frangry: @steve, no way! he secretly loves WFMU
	7:43pm Dan B From Upstate: Maybe mention other things that will be licked AFTER you get passed the doorknob?
	7:43pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: I'd say Kate Bush was influenced by Nyro - not the fake one. ; )
	7:43pm Sally Field: "You lick me, you all really lick me!"
	7:43pm Chris M.: that doorknob carries diseases not yet discovered by science.
	7:43pm Rhett: They need a device that makes noise when an internet donation comes in.
	7:43pm steve: god i wish i had more money
	♥ 7:43pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: And normally it only feels like it's been 2 hours!...
	♥ 7:44pm Julie: Kate was busy listening to Pink Floyd. Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.
	♥ 7:44pm Frangry: @Rhett, the phones DO ring when an internet donation comes in. :(
	7:45pm Caryn: @Rhett: yep, online donations make a ringing phone noise.
	♥ 7:45pm Julie: What kind of pledge do we have to make to get Andy to cohost a marathon show with Bryce?
	7:45pm Rhett: oh...... :-(
	7:45pm Fredericks: Andy Lickman
	♥ 7:45pm Matt from Springfield: @Frangry: Seriously? That's awesome!
	7:46pm cosmic matrix: i liked it when they sent ken up with balloons
	7:46pm BadGuyZero: WOW! I tuned in just in time for that magic moment!
	♥ 7:46pm Julie: Ken JUST got healthy, let's not have him licking the toilet
	7:46pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Come on, Andy, give it a nice, slurping sound.
	7:47pm Caryn: I kinda feel like Ken's threat of a sports show could lead to interesting Sports Relief-style stunts, like Ken swimming the length of the Hudson. I'd pledge for that, even if it would be as bacteriologically hazardous as this.
	7:47pm Andrea: ha Fredericks!
	♥ 7:47pm Frangry: I really wish this was on video.
	♥ 7:47pm Matt from Springfield: Plague Day Doorknob! DO IT!
	7:48pm Rhett: Give us a live tweet photo, Andrea!
	7:48pm Caryn: @Frangry: hopefully, pictures are being taken (you listening, Andrea?)
	7:48pm Jeff In Puna Hawaii: we need proof!!!
	7:48pm Rhett: So when will Andy's funeral be?
	♥ 7:48pm cklequ: Licking a doorknob is almost as enjoyable as pleasuring a dolphin.
	♥ 7:49pm Matt from Springfield: The Listerine spit sounded grosser on the radio than the lick itself! :)
	♥ 7:49pm Frangry: @Matt from Springfield, you're totally right.
	7:49pm BadGuyZero: Hmm...my heart is black while other hearts are red. Sounds about right.
	♥ 7:49pm G: Andy's pact with Satan, resulting in his Monk haul, makes his death impossible.
	7:50pm Caryn: This is a good way to soak Andy. He'll gladly pledge to make Ken lick things.
	♥ 7:50pm woj: thought the listerspit was actually vomiting
	7:50pm BadGuyZero: I wonder if that dolphinsex.org site it still around.
	♥ 7:50pm Frangry: @BadGuyZero, It turns black once you see someone's profile.
	♥ 7:51pm Frangry: EWWWWWWWWW
	7:51pm BadGuyZero: BLERG! "is" not "it"
	♥ 7:51pm Matt from Springfield: Yecch!!! Those sounds!
	♥ 7:51pm Julie: My heart is already black (and non-existent)
	7:51pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: As far as 'America's' tastes relating to its' homophobia & unadventurous fashion - whose position would that support - ? - I just think Elton communciates real Soul - whereas Joel seems mannered, predictable, a panderer to lowest common denominator popular tastes, & phony...Who cares...
	7:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): My heart turned black after listening to this show tonight.
	♥ 7:51pm Matt from Springfield: This is fantastic "Theater of the Mind", at least!
	7:52pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Hey, thanks, Pete's girlfriend!
	7:52pm Rhett: Listening my black show was heart when tonight
	7:53pm Dan B From Upstate: People flush the terlet with their shoes, though. Anyway, I'm still kinda sad there's no video this year.
	7:53pm Caryn: @RRN63: I don't think either one of them has much "soul", but both have some decent songs. And entertaining drunken behaviours.
	♥ 7:54pm chaoserene: yeah, having video for SUW and 7SD was so good last year!
	♥ 7:54pm Frangry: Ken didn't do video this year because he says "the novelty has worn off". But I think it's great for the stun/talk shows.
	7:54pm Andrea: We are $320 away from having Ken or Andy lick the bathroom floor. This bathroom is worse than a dive bar bathroom. Pee stains and all.
	♥ 7:54pm Frangry: Seriously you guys have no idea how fucking gross that bathroom is.
	7:54pm BadGuyZero: "The State of WFMU" post-hurricane address.
	♥ 7:55pm Julie: OMG the bathroom floor, that's the bathroom the volunteers and bands use too!
	♥ 7:55pm chaoserene: okay I think I might need to contribute to this cause
	7:55pm BadGuyZero: The toilet doesn't have a cover on the tank.
	♥ 7:56pm G: aka CBGB's Bathroom, Jersey City branch
	7:56pm Caryn: @Frangry: yeah, like CGI or 3D, if video is used as a crutch and a novelty, it's no fun. But with shows like this, video is needed to get the full experience. It is not a novelty when it is integral to the show!
	♥ 7:56pm chaoserene: pledging for this is pledging to uphold what truly makes this show one of the most brilliant things ever... right?
	♥ 7:56pm cklequ: $320 to bob for upper deckers?
	♥ 7:56pm G: It's like contributing to medical research
	♥ 7:57pm Frangry: @Caryn, maybe Foodbed and I will ask for video on our show. We don't have any great stunts tho.
	7:57pm Rhett: I made the ringy sound!
	7:57pm steve: we get pics yet?
	♥ 7:57pm Frangry: @chaoserene, fuck yes.
	7:57pm Caryn: Man, the past 2 days of the Marathon have been very toilet-centric... Oy.
	♥ 7:57pm chaoserene: hahaha
	7:58pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): How do you people use that bathroom and not just clean it out of disgust, then? That's right, 'you people.'
	♥ 7:59pm Frangry: I use the ladies bathroom on the 3rd floor. Which is significantly cleaner. The bathroom they are near is the one all the bands and volunteers use.
	7:59pm Rhett: @Andrea - make the twitter photo happen for this one!
	7:59pm Caryn: @Frangry: no, but you do have plenty of horndog male fans who will gladly pledge if they see video footage of you. Whether that encourages or discourages the use of a video stream, though, is up to you.
	7:59pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Ha! "Ladies" and "Bands"!
	♥ 7:59pm Matt from Springfield: Ewww, here it comes!!
	8:00pm Michael: Uhh...guys: this is how The Aristocrats _started_.
	♥ 8:00pm Frangry: @Caryn, good point. video it is.
	♥ 8:00pm Frangry: @Pete from Boston, hahahaha you win.
	♥ 8:00pm Matt from Springfield: @Michael: "...Seven Second Delay!"
	♥ 8:01pm chaoserene: And @Caryn, I do believe the sex appeal has doubled this year
	8:01pm steve: bravo
	8:01pm Dropper: Too bad there's no video stream this year.
	8:01pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Thank you!
	♥ 8:01pm Matt from Springfield: Eww! The "tastes of the city" experience!!
	8:01pm other david: Heroes
	♥ 8:01pm Sierra: I have empathy for Andy.
	♥ 8:02pm Julie: Yes you should reward those people who had to look at Andy Cohen a chance to look at you and Michele, Frangry
	8:02pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I have contempt for everything I've heard tonight.
	♥ 8:02pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks for the stunts, Ken and Andy! Surpass your records next week! :) Have a good night everyone!
	8:02pm Caryn: @chaoserene: yep, even with the footrub stunts of last year, this year is clearly more appealing
	♥ 8:03pm Frangry: Great show 7SD!
	8:03pm Caryn: Andrea better have a frigging folderful of pictures of this!
	8:03pm BadGuyZero: Oh my...I'm scheduled to be working the phones next week. What horrors will I witness?
	8:04pm Dan B From Upstate: The wheeeeeeeeel of fate! There had better be video for that.
	8:04pm Caryn: @BGZ: just don't touch anything with your bare hands! Rubber gloves or disposable hankies at the ready!
	8:06pm Rhett: That's how my name is pronounced! Boo!!
	8:14pm RevolutionRabbitNov63: 'Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.' - Well - you made the comparison, not me. ' I don't think either one of them has much "soul",' ...Like I said - more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types for me...

Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from March 6, 2013

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