WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from January 19, 2011

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Vivid Video Casting Agent: Andy wants back into the LA entertainment industry? Three words: Jewish MFM threesome. We need that niche filled. So start filling that niche!
	6:02pm Robert: I keep forgeting wheher she's his current or previous wife, and wheher Andy had 2 or 3. Is here a mnemonic?
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will his Shadow Family be on the show too?
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: He's here with his current wife!
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: This is the only "three-way" Beth would permit Andy.
	6:05pm Danne D: This show will be interesting on the archives when Andy's on wife 3...
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: Andy's so large - he counts as two men.
	6:06pm Danne D: Good thing Andy doesn't know about the internet yet and doesn't realize you can hear the station in Austin...
	6:07pm Danne D: If Ken and Andy can do a 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall show, this one should be a breeze, what with 91 being less than 99 and all.
	6:08pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: in point of fact, we're only slightly dating
	6:08pm Tim Serpas: Austin's full. Feel free to visit for SXSW. :)
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: For me it's 1. WFMU 2. Seven Second Delay . . 90. WFMU buffering problems 91. WFMU pledges that fail to "lift off"
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: All 4 seasons - and they all kinda suck.
	6:09pm Danne D: This caller is proving that they have good drugs in NJ so I guess you can put that on the list...
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Why isn't Andy's wife chewing gum?
	6:11pm Audio Monitor: He took the whole package and is chomping five.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Mafia Neighborhoods: When a colleague of my Dad's was moving there, the realtor actually touted the benefits of a mobster neighborhood: they never attack in front of each other's families, and there's NO petty crime and vandalism!
	6:12pm Ike: Trees! (Esp. in Morris Co.) Well, a lot more than in many parts of NYC. As for the Portuguese restaurants, Casa Vasca is good.
	6:13pm Danne D: LOL Matt, my mom grew up in a mafia neighborhood. The realtor was right. They also were very generous at halloween apparently.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: I thought Andy was THE KING OF ZINGERS????
	6:14pm Danne D: I like to say Xanadu like the guy in the newsreel in Citizen Kane when talking about that project.
	6:15pm Robert: Sorry I dropped off he phone, but previous phoner jus took my reason. And that delay's a lot more than 7 secs.
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Xanadu was an awesome movie, too.
	6:16pm NJ stuff: Weird New Jersey magazine/website Most densely populated state in the US (people must like it)
	6:16pm Dasypus: Absolutely. The birds of Cape May! That's definitely a reason to stay in New Jersey.
	6:16pm Robert: But that's couning the time to the online stream, which introduces its own delays, sorry.
	6:16pm Hunter: Zing'd Andy twice on the same show...
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE JERSEY DEVIL???????
	6:17pm NJ stuff: Jug Handles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:17pm Bosco: Did they give out the money last week?
	6:18pm Listener zero: I said State of New York, not New York City!
	6:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne D: Interesting! Did they give out those big, pointed men's rings?
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Good hunting, HUNTER!!!
	6:18pm marq: probably not going to count all of the things from the playlist comments, but this is where most of them will be.
	6:19pm Hunter: Should I call again? It seems to me that I can make Andy's wife laugh
	6:19pm Bosco: number 15: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
	6:19pm Hunter: Hello Johnny!
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Greek Diners.
	6:20pm Danne D: oh my god, this girl is stealing my call!!!! I was gonna say taylor ham, diners, and bagels. A caller should try again with pork roll ;)
	6:20pm KG: Best thing about Jersey: You don't have to pump your gas
	6:20pm Robert: Bu Listener 0, I was going to mention proximity to NY, and I don't think they should be allowed to count such close reasons as distinct for their 91 count.
	6:21pm Danne D: Matt, I didn't grow up in the mafia neighborhood so I don't know. My mom said though that the only one to go jail was the (Jewish) accountant (not making any of this up in terms of the story).
	6:21pm Listener zero: But the NYC isn't even factually true. NYC is a liberal enclave within NY State.
	6:21pm Biblical Jacob: You KNOW that whenever you eat ham, an Angel needs to see his analyst!
	6:21pm Danne D: Absolutely KG - who the hell wants to smell like gas. And our gas is cheaper than the rest of the country too.
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about CANCER ALLY. It's so cool at night.
	6:22pm Bosco: Edison used to have the biggest bowling alley in the country (I think.)
	6:22pm ben drinken: jersey cows, weird NJ, gardens, probably the most diverse and interesting history of any north eastern state, just about anything cool in American history has happened in NJ. So many figures from pop culture to amazing minds are from or live in NJ.
	6:22pm Danne D: Oregon also doesn't let you pump gas.
	6:22pm NJ stuff: Nude beach at Sandy Hook Locating yourself by Parkway or Turnpike exit number Rutgers College Ave. Grease Trucks
	6:22pm Danne D: The thing is, you know that if they take away full serve, the stations will just charge the same price - they won't pass an savings on to you...
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about OAK TREE ROAD.
	6:24pm Hunter: Nude beach at Sandy Hook :) Am I the only one who goes there?
	6:24pm Brian: Jon Stewart is from NJ.
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: I have a "Weird Virginia" book. It's true.
	6:24pm NJ stuff: @Hunter -- Nope...
	6:25pm kat330: Hearing Beth's cough, I vote Andy whisks her outta there pronto!
	6:25pm adamp: yo la tengo
	6:26pm Hunter: @NJ Stuff...do you go there?
	6:26pm NJ stuff: The Pine Barrens
	6:26pm Danne D: agree - jughandles clear the old people off the road
	6:26pm NJ stuff: Jersey Barriers on the highways!!!
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE PINE BARRENS!!! It's a unique ecosystem.
	6:27pm Danne D: florida = old people in fast lane :(
	6:27pm Hunter: Let's see...that 3 zings
	6:27pm Listener zero: It's too late, I am tired. Getting my borders all mixed up. Still prefer NY State over NYC, though.
	6:28pm NJ stuff: in florida, the old people use the hash marks between lanes to keep the center of the car aligned. seriously, i've seen it.
	6:28pm Robert: The best address in NJ is not Shades of Death, it's Wit's End, which is off route 94.
	6:28pm Danne D: yay - i did a call without sucking! :)
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: Zing hat-trick. Keep zinging HUNTER.
	6:28pm KG: Cowtown also had a flea market, is it still there?
	6:29pm Danne D: (that was me with the CowTown rodeo call)
	6:29pm Danne D: DEMOLITION DERBY NIGHT!!!! AT THE SUSSEX COUNTY FAIR!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDY WOULD LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
	6:30pm Danne D: I think so KG. I was always on the way to Atlantic City when passing through there.
	6:30pm aNDY: i'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC
	6:30pm george h in JC: tomatoes
	6:30pm tranewreck: TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES
	6:30pm Danne D: Texas Weiners! Yes :) (can't get 'em in Austin)
	6:31pm tranewreck: Stangl pottery
	6:31pm glenn: yo la tengo. duh.
	6:31pm Danne D: Fat Burger = Fail. Try White Manna or White Mana
	6:32pm Dasypus: On behalf of Lisa, yes, the TRENTON MAKES sign. Yes!!
	6:32pm agent hoopz: anyone else detecting genuine animosity from andy because someone other than him made his wife laugh
	6:32pm Joe: White Manna in Hackensack
	6:33pm dave: State with the MOST document-challenged residents (notice I didn't use the unfortunate "illegal alien" adjective) -people who will wipe your ass for $7/hr. Important for us older folks who refuse to shovel our walks and hate to pay a fair wage.
	6:33pm Bosco: Drugs are cheaper in Jersey?
	6:33pm Chris: Come on.. Fatburger is right down the block.. the ONLY one on the East Coast.. no need to go to LA EVER again...
	6:33pm Hugh Effen-Bastid: As someone who has moved back to NJ after several years' absence, here are two reasons that are REAL: 1. SHOPPING. You just can't find all the good stuff you're used to getting in Nj anywhere else. They don't have it, and what's more, they've never heard of it. Get used to Walmart. 2. NO MEDIA. Typically there's one newspaper and one NPR station that doesn't carry the shows you like. The other radio and TV stations are useless.
	6:35pm glenn: seems to be a lot of food type stuff on the list.
	6:35pm Danne D: Um, there's a Fatburger in one of the casinos in AC.
	6:35pm kat330: My ex was born in Perth Amboy -- um, that's not a positive.
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE GOGORAMA?????
	6:36pm NJ stuff: @agent hoopz -- comedians are jealous bastards. BEELEEVE IT.
	6:36pm Kevin from BayRidge: Bayway World of Liquors!
	6:36pm Danne D: Culture Stuff: Newark Museum, a hidden gem There ya go Mr. Johnny - Satin Dolls (aka the Bada Bing)
	6:37pm Danne D: Shaq is from NJ
	6:37pm Bosco: This is a very sad list.
	6:37pm MrFab: The Feelies!
	6:37pm Danne D: There's great hospitals here - Robert Wood Johnson, Hackensack University Medical Center
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about FRANK'S CHICKEN HOUSE ??????
	6:38pm KG: Pat Dinzio and The Smithereens
	6:38pm NJ stuff: Johnson & Johnson
	6:38pm Danne D: New Jersey also is the eggplant capital of the world. As well as the blueberry capital of the world. Don't forget the Jersey Tomatoes either!
	6:38pm Danne D: (comments board will save this list, guys, you should read it)
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about NEW HOPE ??? Oh wait - that's PA
	6:39pm Kevin from BayRidge: "House"
	6:39pm Listener zero: Frank's Chicken Shack! Big Whorehouse!
	6:39pm Joe: TRACTION Park!!
	6:39pm dj kurt: so wfmu doesn't make the list?
	6:40pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Frank's is no longer there. Now it's Delilah's Den.
	6:40pm NJ stuff: Gas prices on the turnpike always 20 cents under NYC. I always fill up when leaving NYC or returning to NYC via the Pike...
	6:40pm KG: former places: Palisades Park Jungle Habitat Bocraft
	6:40pm Danne D: One of the most acclaimed golf courses in the world are in new jersey: Pine Valley
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about CRANBERRIES FROM THE PINE BARRENS
	6:41pm Robert: Come on, you can't count Traction Park as a reason, they're gone. Make the race to 91 count for something, huh?
	6:41pm Bosco: Doesn't Princeton University rate?
	6:41pm Brian: Two Democratic senators. (In other words, no Republican senators.)
	6:41pm Danne D: The Jersey Devil totally should be on this list.
	6:42pm Sharon: 1. Kip's Castle in Cedar Grove 2. Thomas Edison's labs, experiments & house in West Orange 3. Our own magazine 'Wierd New Jersey'
	6:42pm glenn: frank lloyd wright designed houses in - bernardsville, cherry hill, glen ridge and millstone.
	6:42pm NJ stuff: Gloriously cheesy downscale beach hotelsand boardwalk in Wildwood
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about RED BANK
	6:43pm Danne D: Here's another one: The Grover Cleveland Birthplace is in NJ. Trenton has a lot of good historical stuff - the Old Barracks Museum comes to mind. The Edison Museum too if that's not on the list.
	6:43pm Suicide Watch: The Palisades.
	6:43pm MrFab: Danne: check #23 Sharon: #19 snaps fingers try to keep up, you in the back!
	6:43pm NJ stuff: Cape May Lighthouse, just south of Cape May
	6:44pm Todd 76%: What about Adrenalin OD, The Feelies, The Smithereens and the Misfits?
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE HINDENBERG DISASTER !!!! OH - THE HUMANITY !!!!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: All the lifesaving/rescueing Coast Guard members are trained in Cape May.
	6:45pm Danne D: Awesome views of NYC should be on the list.
	6:45pm Kevin from BayRidge: 1) No bottle or beer deposits! 2)Cheaper booze than NY
	6:45pm Robert: Make Irwin take Action Park (#51) off the list.
	6:45pm Danne D: There's actually two Boontons: Boonton Town and Boonton Township. They are right next to each other.
	6:46pm KG: the Pulaski Skyway a true wonder of the world
	6:46pm Danne D: It's always awesome when Ken's quick on the hang-up :)
	6:46pm NJ stuff: Aqua Teen Humger Force is proudly set in NJ
	6:46pm wendy del formaggio: Rutt's Hutt is spelled "Rutt's Hutt" and The Linden Cogeneration Plant, especially when some of the smokestacks are on fire!
	6:47pm Robert: You can't count the setting of a cartoon as a reason not to move!
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Put the Hindenberg on the list of things that are no longer here.
	6:47pm Todd 76%: What about The Trenton Bath House, Louis Kahn's American Modernist icon?
	6:48pm wendy del formaggio: Oh, and the old Brigantine Castle. Scary!
	6:48pm kat330: How about Cory A. Booker?
	6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE LOKOTA WOLF PRESERVE
	6:48pm NJ stuff: In 1964, the Isley Brothers founded the record label T-Neck Records, named after Teaneck, their home at the time.
	6:48pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Grover Cleveland
	6:49pm Daniel: The Pine Barrens Greenwood Lake D and R Canal State Park
	6:49pm RIP: The Margate Elephant
	6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE DELAWARE WATER GAP
	6:49pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Frank Sinatra. Lou Costello
	6:50pm KG: J-E-T-S
	6:50pm Menlo Park Wizard: Kevin Smith?
	6:50pm Danne D: The Turnpike itself man - that should go on the list. The Paterson Falls are the best ones, Ken. Elmwood Park has a big toilet paper factory - that should count, right?
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE MARTIAN LANDING IN SCUTTERS MILL
	6:51pm Danne D: Lots of wineries on route 40 btw. And they offer tours.
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Movie "Garden State"? Ultimate tribute to a home state!
	6:51pm sarah: Princeton Record Exchange! Duh.
	6:51pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Jungle Habitat
	6:51pm Jack: Ringwood Manor is haunted and Skyland Botanical Gardens
	6:51pm Gary Kahn: Taylor Ham and Egg on a Roll! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Ham
	6:51pm Robert: You want pretty falls, it's Paterson (Passaic R.), hands down. But waterfalls in general is covered.
	6:51pm NJ stuff: New Jersey is the only state without a state song. Good for us!
	6:52pm CF: did someone say MAXWELLS in Hoboken yet?
	6:52pm Eric Morriss: NJ outlawed the death penalty in 2007
	6:52pm Hunter: Wow, Zing'd 4 times in a show!
	6:52pm Chris: HOBOKEN! Maxwells, and Burr shot Hamilton there too
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: MENLO PARK MALL Hello
	6:53pm Unclepoop: The greatest thing about NJ must be that it's not Belgium, i should know, i live there.
	6:53pm kat330: Yeah, well, Booker IS here and now and improving NJ as opposed to all these dead and gone dudes.
	6:53pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Lake Hopatcong
	6:54pm KG: Definitely Lake Hopatcong
	6:54pm NJ stuff: The state is highest in the proportion of students who graduate from college and then leave the state. The nachas!!!
	6:54pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: REasons # 78. Early kevin Smith movies 79. Rutgers New Brunswick Fat Sandwiches 80. South Mountain Reservation mushroom gathering 81.Friends of Don Quixote!
	6:54pm glenn: les paul was from wisconsin.
	6:54pm The Pineys: The Pine Barrens.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: A famous Mexican Aviator crashed to his death into the Pine Barrens. THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING!!!!!
	6:55pm Danne D: The Stone Pony. That can go on your list.
	6:55pm Daniel: Saltwater taffy
	6:55pm KG: One of the best things is: leaving Atlantic City
	6:56pm J5: Mountain creek and Action park are the same place.
	6:56pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: NJ Transit/PATH/ halfway decent public transportations
	6:56pm Danne D: LOL Moutain Creek is what Action Park was. The old Playboy Club was here - whatever is now it probably has the same decor. Cape May Lighthouse.
	6:56pm CF: Ha good thinking Chris @ 652
	6:56pm Danne D: Monmouth Park - an awesome track for horse racing
	6:56pm KG: Yes there is a boardwalk through the meadowlands behind Medieval Times
	6:56pm NJ stuff: Chris Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina. Shortly after his birth, his parents moved to Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York. A few years later, they relocated and settled in the working-class area of Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
	6:56pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: reason #86. purest heroin in the country!
	6:57pm Z: Xanadu!!!
	6:57pm Danne D: Read the comments, guys, you'd be way over 91 by now ;) Medieval Times! You can add that to the list :)
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... LOEW'S THEATER IN JERSEY CITY !!!!!
	6:57pm glenn: baseball was invented in london, ontario, canada by alexander cartwright, long before abner doubleday.
	6:57pm Menlo Park Wizard: Grover's Mills DOES exist!
	6:57pm Bob: Delaware Water Gap!
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Two words.... MONSTER TRUCKS
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: the Brendon Byrne Arena
	6:59pm Chinaman: You have only 90 reasons. MOUNTAIN CREEK AND ACTION PARK ARE THE SAME PLACE!!!
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: Gerrymandering!
	7:01pm Dasypus: So put the Princeton Record Exchange as #91!
	7:01pm Robert: OK, so they hit 90, but that goes with WMFU.
	8:09pm Trish!: Listened earlier through the stereo away from el computero. 1. Good view flying into Newark airport. 2. Surprising amount of trees and green space along country roads in the summertime. 3. NJ people have a better sense of humour than their state neighbours. Mix this with other good qualities about NJersians (Jersians?) and hey! that's not nothin'. 4. with 3. Less bullshit.
	11:22am Kendall!: Don't know why I didn't listen last night. I would've said: No Tornados No Earthquakes No Hurricanes No Tsunamis No Volcanos The worst we get is some blizzards and occasional flooding.
	11:36am Kendall!: Also! You can go to Pennsylvania and buy fireworks! Which sounds stupid but the thing is, people from Pennsylvania are not allowed to buy fireworks in their own state. But we can!
	1:56pm PMD: Thistle Fish and Chips
	1:57pm PMD: Glen Jones and X Ray Burns
	12:18pm Michael: Beth has a great voice for radio. Sounds much better than when she's on the phone.

Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from January 19, 2011

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January 19, 2011: Andy's wife Beth urges listeners to call in and give "91 Reasons to Like New Jersey."

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Images	New * / Special ***	Approx. start time
Andy, Ken & Andy's wife Beth	91 GREAT THINGS ABOUT NEW JERSEY (from 7SD's listeners)
	91 GREAT THINGS ABOUT NEW JERSEY "91 GREAT THINGS ABOUT NEW JERSEY"					01 WFMU 02 Foster Fields 03 all four seasons 04 air particles that create pretty sunsets 05 Portuguese restaurants in Newark 06 Liberty Science Center 07 Maxwell's in Hoboken 08 medical marijuana (coming soon) 09 indoor skiing at Xanadu in the Meadowlands 10 shares a border with New York City 11 ocean frontage 12 birds of Cape May 13 High Point 14 Raceway Park (Englishtown) 15 diners 16 hard rolls 17 regulations on liquor licenses which necessitate BYOB restaurants 18 not having to pump your own gas 19 Weird New Jersey 20 Shades of Death Road (Warren County) 21 bagels 22 Holstein's Ice Cream Parlor 23 Appalachian Trail 23 Jersey Devil 24 Uncle Floyd 25 Cowtown Rodeo 26 Wild West City 27 NJ State Fair (Sussex County) 28 Pine Barrens 29 Rutt's Hutt (Clifton) 30 Pulaski Skyway 31 Jersey tomatoes 32 the expression "Down the Shore" 33 William Carlos Williams 34 Waterloo Village 35 Edison Museum 36 Morristown Community Theater 37 New Brunswick fat sandwiches 38 White Rose burgers 39 Asbury Lanes 40 the name "Hackensack" 41 Rutherford Pancake House 42 Sweet Avenue Bakery (Rutherford) 43 Jimmy Hoffa's remains still live here 44 Ralph's Pizzeria (Nutley) 45 Patti Smith 46 Bruce Springsteen 47 Jon Stewart 48 Stengl Pottery 49 the other Four Seasons 50 Frank's Chicken House 51 Action Park 52 you can see New Hope PA from across the river 53 Hot Dog Johnny's 54 Buttzville 55 Sterling Hill Mining Museum 56 Yo La Tengo 57 Statue of Liberty 58 sweet summer corn 59 Andy's favorite tomato (Beth) 60 Wellmont Theater (Montclair) 61 Count Basie Theater (Red Bank) 62 the Palisades 63 The Feelies 64 the Hindenberg Disaster 65 Franklin Mineral Museum 66 two Democrat senators 67 Lautenberg is close to death 68 Washington crossed the Delaware 69 Skillman Village (Montgomery Township) 70 Space Farms (Beemerville) 71 Lou Costello born in Paterson 72 Sinatra (Frank) 73 The Sopranos 74 the view of the Manhattan skyline from Weehawken 75 Fish & Grits Truck (Trenton) 76 Les Paul 77 Applegate Farms (Montclair) 78 Branch Brook Park (Newark) 79 people in NJ who compiled this list and left off Bon Jovi 80 Chris Rock 81 Princeton University 82 Mountain Creek 83 Boardwalk in Atlantic City 84 gay civil unions 85 the Meadowlands marshes 86 the Vince Lombardi service area on NJ Tpk 87 Grover's Mills (site of War of the Worlds) 88 White Manna burgers 89 the movie Clerks 90 director Kevin Smith 91 The Ling Sub Museum

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Vivid Video Casting Agent: Andy wants back into the LA entertainment industry? Three words: Jewish MFM threesome. We need that niche filled. So start filling that niche!
	6:02pm Robert: I keep forgeting wheher she's his current or previous wife, and wheher Andy had 2 or 3. Is here a mnemonic?
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will his Shadow Family be on the show too?
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: He's here with his current wife!
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: This is the only "three-way" Beth would permit Andy.
	6:05pm Danne D: This show will be interesting on the archives when Andy's on wife 3...
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: Andy's so large - he counts as two men.
	6:06pm Danne D: Good thing Andy doesn't know about the internet yet and doesn't realize you can hear the station in Austin...
	6:07pm Danne D: If Ken and Andy can do a 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall show, this one should be a breeze, what with 91 being less than 99 and all.
	6:08pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: in point of fact, we're only slightly dating
	6:08pm Tim Serpas: Austin's full. Feel free to visit for SXSW. :)
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: For me it's 1. WFMU 2. Seven Second Delay . . 90. WFMU buffering problems 91. WFMU pledges that fail to "lift off"
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: All 4 seasons - and they all kinda suck.
	6:09pm Danne D: This caller is proving that they have good drugs in NJ so I guess you can put that on the list...
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Why isn't Andy's wife chewing gum?
	6:11pm Audio Monitor: He took the whole package and is chomping five.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: Mafia Neighborhoods: When a colleague of my Dad's was moving there, the realtor actually touted the benefits of a mobster neighborhood: they never attack in front of each other's families, and there's NO petty crime and vandalism!
	6:12pm Ike: Trees! (Esp. in Morris Co.) Well, a lot more than in many parts of NYC. As for the Portuguese restaurants, Casa Vasca is good.
	6:13pm Danne D: LOL Matt, my mom grew up in a mafia neighborhood. The realtor was right. They also were very generous at halloween apparently.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: I thought Andy was THE KING OF ZINGERS????
	6:14pm Danne D: I like to say Xanadu like the guy in the newsreel in Citizen Kane when talking about that project.
	6:15pm Robert: Sorry I dropped off he phone, but previous phoner jus took my reason. And that delay's a lot more than 7 secs.
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Xanadu was an awesome movie, too.
	6:16pm NJ stuff: Weird New Jersey magazine/website Most densely populated state in the US (people must like it)
	6:16pm Dasypus: Absolutely. The birds of Cape May! That's definitely a reason to stay in New Jersey.
	6:16pm Robert: But that's couning the time to the online stream, which introduces its own delays, sorry.
	6:16pm Hunter: Zing'd Andy twice on the same show...
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE JERSEY DEVIL???????
	6:17pm NJ stuff: Jug Handles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:17pm Bosco: Did they give out the money last week?
	6:18pm Listener zero: I said State of New York, not New York City!
	6:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne D: Interesting! Did they give out those big, pointed men's rings?
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Good hunting, HUNTER!!!
	6:18pm marq: probably not going to count all of the things from the playlist comments, but this is where most of them will be.
	6:19pm Hunter: Should I call again? It seems to me that I can make Andy's wife laugh
	6:19pm Bosco: number 15: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
	6:19pm Hunter: Hello Johnny!
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Greek Diners.
	6:20pm Danne D: oh my god, this girl is stealing my call!!!! I was gonna say taylor ham, diners, and bagels. A caller should try again with pork roll ;)
	6:20pm KG: Best thing about Jersey: You don't have to pump your gas
	6:20pm Robert: Bu Listener 0, I was going to mention proximity to NY, and I don't think they should be allowed to count such close reasons as distinct for their 91 count.
	6:21pm Danne D: Matt, I didn't grow up in the mafia neighborhood so I don't know. My mom said though that the only one to go jail was the (Jewish) accountant (not making any of this up in terms of the story).
	6:21pm Listener zero: But the NYC isn't even factually true. NYC is a liberal enclave within NY State.
	6:21pm Biblical Jacob: You KNOW that whenever you eat ham, an Angel needs to see his analyst!
	6:21pm Danne D: Absolutely KG - who the hell wants to smell like gas. And our gas is cheaper than the rest of the country too.
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about CANCER ALLY. It's so cool at night.
	6:22pm Bosco: Edison used to have the biggest bowling alley in the country (I think.)
	6:22pm ben drinken: jersey cows, weird NJ, gardens, probably the most diverse and interesting history of any north eastern state, just about anything cool in American history has happened in NJ. So many figures from pop culture to amazing minds are from or live in NJ.
	6:22pm Danne D: Oregon also doesn't let you pump gas.
	6:22pm NJ stuff: Nude beach at Sandy Hook Locating yourself by Parkway or Turnpike exit number Rutgers College Ave. Grease Trucks
	6:22pm Danne D: The thing is, you know that if they take away full serve, the stations will just charge the same price - they won't pass an savings on to you...
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about OAK TREE ROAD.
	6:24pm Hunter: Nude beach at Sandy Hook :) Am I the only one who goes there?
	6:24pm Brian: Jon Stewart is from NJ.
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: I have a "Weird Virginia" book. It's true.
	6:24pm NJ stuff: @Hunter -- Nope...
	6:25pm kat330: Hearing Beth's cough, I vote Andy whisks her outta there pronto!
	6:25pm adamp: yo la tengo
	6:26pm Hunter: @NJ Stuff...do you go there?
	6:26pm NJ stuff: The Pine Barrens
	6:26pm Danne D: agree - jughandles clear the old people off the road
	6:26pm NJ stuff: Jersey Barriers on the highways!!!
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE PINE BARRENS!!! It's a unique ecosystem.
	6:27pm Danne D: florida = old people in fast lane :(
	6:27pm Hunter: Let's see...that 3 zings
	6:27pm Listener zero: It's too late, I am tired. Getting my borders all mixed up. Still prefer NY State over NYC, though.
	6:28pm NJ stuff: in florida, the old people use the hash marks between lanes to keep the center of the car aligned. seriously, i've seen it.
	6:28pm Robert: The best address in NJ is not Shades of Death, it's Wit's End, which is off route 94.
	6:28pm Danne D: yay - i did a call without sucking! :)
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: Zing hat-trick. Keep zinging HUNTER.
	6:28pm KG: Cowtown also had a flea market, is it still there?
	6:29pm Danne D: (that was me with the CowTown rodeo call)
	6:29pm Danne D: DEMOLITION DERBY NIGHT!!!! AT THE SUSSEX COUNTY FAIR!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDY WOULD LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
	6:30pm Danne D: I think so KG. I was always on the way to Atlantic City when passing through there.
	6:30pm aNDY: i'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC
	6:30pm george h in JC: tomatoes
	6:30pm tranewreck: TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES
	6:30pm Danne D: Texas Weiners! Yes :) (can't get 'em in Austin)
	6:31pm tranewreck: Stangl pottery
	6:31pm glenn: yo la tengo. duh.
	6:31pm Danne D: Fat Burger = Fail. Try White Manna or White Mana
	6:32pm Dasypus: On behalf of Lisa, yes, the TRENTON MAKES sign. Yes!!
	6:32pm agent hoopz: anyone else detecting genuine animosity from andy because someone other than him made his wife laugh
	6:32pm Joe: White Manna in Hackensack
	6:33pm dave: State with the MOST document-challenged residents (notice I didn't use the unfortunate "illegal alien" adjective) -people who will wipe your ass for $7/hr. Important for us older folks who refuse to shovel our walks and hate to pay a fair wage.
	6:33pm Bosco: Drugs are cheaper in Jersey?
	6:33pm Chris: Come on.. Fatburger is right down the block.. the ONLY one on the East Coast.. no need to go to LA EVER again...
	6:33pm Hugh Effen-Bastid: As someone who has moved back to NJ after several years' absence, here are two reasons that are REAL: 1. SHOPPING. You just can't find all the good stuff you're used to getting in Nj anywhere else. They don't have it, and what's more, they've never heard of it. Get used to Walmart. 2. NO MEDIA. Typically there's one newspaper and one NPR station that doesn't carry the shows you like. The other radio and TV stations are useless.
	6:35pm glenn: seems to be a lot of food type stuff on the list.
	6:35pm Danne D: Um, there's a Fatburger in one of the casinos in AC.
	6:35pm kat330: My ex was born in Perth Amboy -- um, that's not a positive.
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE GOGORAMA?????
	6:36pm NJ stuff: @agent hoopz -- comedians are jealous bastards. BEELEEVE IT.
	6:36pm Kevin from BayRidge: Bayway World of Liquors!
	6:36pm Danne D: Culture Stuff: Newark Museum, a hidden gem There ya go Mr. Johnny - Satin Dolls (aka the Bada Bing)
	6:37pm Danne D: Shaq is from NJ
	6:37pm Bosco: This is a very sad list.
	6:37pm MrFab: The Feelies!
	6:37pm Danne D: There's great hospitals here - Robert Wood Johnson, Hackensack University Medical Center
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about FRANK'S CHICKEN HOUSE ??????
	6:38pm KG: Pat Dinzio and The Smithereens
	6:38pm NJ stuff: Johnson & Johnson
	6:38pm Danne D: New Jersey also is the eggplant capital of the world. As well as the blueberry capital of the world. Don't forget the Jersey Tomatoes either!
	6:38pm Danne D: (comments board will save this list, guys, you should read it)
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about NEW HOPE ??? Oh wait - that's PA
	6:39pm Kevin from BayRidge: "House"
	6:39pm Listener zero: Frank's Chicken Shack! Big Whorehouse!
	6:39pm Joe: TRACTION Park!!
	6:39pm dj kurt: so wfmu doesn't make the list?
	6:40pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Frank's is no longer there. Now it's Delilah's Den.
	6:40pm NJ stuff: Gas prices on the turnpike always 20 cents under NYC. I always fill up when leaving NYC or returning to NYC via the Pike...
	6:40pm KG: former places: Palisades Park Jungle Habitat Bocraft
	6:40pm Danne D: One of the most acclaimed golf courses in the world are in new jersey: Pine Valley
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about CRANBERRIES FROM THE PINE BARRENS
	6:41pm Robert: Come on, you can't count Traction Park as a reason, they're gone. Make the race to 91 count for something, huh?
	6:41pm Bosco: Doesn't Princeton University rate?
	6:41pm Brian: Two Democratic senators. (In other words, no Republican senators.)
	6:41pm Danne D: The Jersey Devil totally should be on this list.
	6:42pm Sharon: 1. Kip's Castle in Cedar Grove 2. Thomas Edison's labs, experiments & house in West Orange 3. Our own magazine 'Wierd New Jersey'
	6:42pm glenn: frank lloyd wright designed houses in - bernardsville, cherry hill, glen ridge and millstone.
	6:42pm NJ stuff: Gloriously cheesy downscale beach hotelsand boardwalk in Wildwood
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about RED BANK
	6:43pm Danne D: Here's another one: The Grover Cleveland Birthplace is in NJ. Trenton has a lot of good historical stuff - the Old Barracks Museum comes to mind. The Edison Museum too if that's not on the list.
	6:43pm Suicide Watch: The Palisades.
	6:43pm MrFab: Danne: check #23 Sharon: #19 snaps fingers try to keep up, you in the back!
	6:43pm NJ stuff: Cape May Lighthouse, just south of Cape May
	6:44pm Todd 76%: What about Adrenalin OD, The Feelies, The Smithereens and the Misfits?
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about THE HINDENBERG DISASTER !!!! OH - THE HUMANITY !!!!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: All the lifesaving/rescueing Coast Guard members are trained in Cape May.
	6:45pm Danne D: Awesome views of NYC should be on the list.
	6:45pm Kevin from BayRidge: 1) No bottle or beer deposits! 2)Cheaper booze than NY
	6:45pm Robert: Make Irwin take Action Park (#51) off the list.
	6:45pm Danne D: There's actually two Boontons: Boonton Town and Boonton Township. They are right next to each other.
	6:46pm KG: the Pulaski Skyway a true wonder of the world
	6:46pm Danne D: It's always awesome when Ken's quick on the hang-up :)
	6:46pm NJ stuff: Aqua Teen Humger Force is proudly set in NJ
	6:46pm wendy del formaggio: Rutt's Hutt is spelled "Rutt's Hutt" and The Linden Cogeneration Plant, especially when some of the smokestacks are on fire!
	6:47pm Robert: You can't count the setting of a cartoon as a reason not to move!
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Put the Hindenberg on the list of things that are no longer here.
	6:47pm Todd 76%: What about The Trenton Bath House, Louis Kahn's American Modernist icon?
	6:48pm wendy del formaggio: Oh, and the old Brigantine Castle. Scary!
	6:48pm kat330: How about Cory A. Booker?
	6:48pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE LOKOTA WOLF PRESERVE
	6:48pm NJ stuff: In 1964, the Isley Brothers founded the record label T-Neck Records, named after Teaneck, their home at the time.
	6:48pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Grover Cleveland
	6:49pm Daniel: The Pine Barrens Greenwood Lake D and R Canal State Park
	6:49pm RIP: The Margate Elephant
	6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE DELAWARE WATER GAP
	6:49pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Frank Sinatra. Lou Costello
	6:50pm KG: J-E-T-S
	6:50pm Menlo Park Wizard: Kevin Smith?
	6:50pm Danne D: The Turnpike itself man - that should go on the list. The Paterson Falls are the best ones, Ken. Elmwood Park has a big toilet paper factory - that should count, right?
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... THE MARTIAN LANDING IN SCUTTERS MILL
	6:51pm Danne D: Lots of wineries on route 40 btw. And they offer tours.
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Movie "Garden State"? Ultimate tribute to a home state!
	6:51pm sarah: Princeton Record Exchange! Duh.
	6:51pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Jungle Habitat
	6:51pm Jack: Ringwood Manor is haunted and Skyland Botanical Gardens
	6:51pm Gary Kahn: Taylor Ham and Egg on a Roll! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Ham
	6:51pm Robert: You want pretty falls, it's Paterson (Passaic R.), hands down. But waterfalls in general is covered.
	6:51pm NJ stuff: New Jersey is the only state without a state song. Good for us!
	6:52pm CF: did someone say MAXWELLS in Hoboken yet?
	6:52pm Eric Morriss: NJ outlawed the death penalty in 2007
	6:52pm Hunter: Wow, Zing'd 4 times in a show!
	6:52pm Chris: HOBOKEN! Maxwells, and Burr shot Hamilton there too
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: MENLO PARK MALL Hello
	6:53pm Unclepoop: The greatest thing about NJ must be that it's not Belgium, i should know, i live there.
	6:53pm kat330: Yeah, well, Booker IS here and now and improving NJ as opposed to all these dead and gone dudes.
	6:53pm Listener David in Budd Lk: Lake Hopatcong
	6:54pm KG: Definitely Lake Hopatcong
	6:54pm NJ stuff: The state is highest in the proportion of students who graduate from college and then leave the state. The nachas!!!
	6:54pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: REasons # 78. Early kevin Smith movies 79. Rutgers New Brunswick Fat Sandwiches 80. South Mountain Reservation mushroom gathering 81.Friends of Don Quixote!
	6:54pm glenn: les paul was from wisconsin.
	6:54pm The Pineys: The Pine Barrens.
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: A famous Mexican Aviator crashed to his death into the Pine Barrens. THAT'S GOT TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING!!!!!
	6:55pm Danne D: The Stone Pony. That can go on your list.
	6:55pm Daniel: Saltwater taffy
	6:55pm KG: One of the best things is: leaving Atlantic City
	6:56pm J5: Mountain creek and Action park are the same place.
	6:56pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: NJ Transit/PATH/ halfway decent public transportations
	6:56pm Danne D: LOL Moutain Creek is what Action Park was. The old Playboy Club was here - whatever is now it probably has the same decor. Cape May Lighthouse.
	6:56pm CF: Ha good thinking Chris @ 652
	6:56pm Danne D: Monmouth Park - an awesome track for horse racing
	6:56pm KG: Yes there is a boardwalk through the meadowlands behind Medieval Times
	6:56pm NJ stuff: Chris Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina. Shortly after his birth, his parents moved to Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York. A few years later, they relocated and settled in the working-class area of Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
	6:56pm Lead Singer of Friends of Don Quixote: reason #86. purest heroin in the country!
	6:57pm Z: Xanadu!!!
	6:57pm Danne D: Read the comments, guys, you'd be way over 91 by now ;) Medieval Times! You can add that to the list :)
	6:57pm MISTER JOHNNY: What about... LOEW'S THEATER IN JERSEY CITY !!!!!
	6:57pm glenn: baseball was invented in london, ontario, canada by alexander cartwright, long before abner doubleday.
	6:57pm Menlo Park Wizard: Grover's Mills DOES exist!
	6:57pm Bob: Delaware Water Gap!
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Two words.... MONSTER TRUCKS
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: the Brendon Byrne Arena
	6:59pm Chinaman: You have only 90 reasons. MOUNTAIN CREEK AND ACTION PARK ARE THE SAME PLACE!!!
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: Gerrymandering!
	7:01pm Dasypus: So put the Princeton Record Exchange as #91!
	7:01pm Robert: OK, so they hit 90, but that goes with WMFU.
	8:09pm Trish!: Listened earlier through the stereo away from el computero. 1. Good view flying into Newark airport. 2. Surprising amount of trees and green space along country roads in the summertime. 3. NJ people have a better sense of humour than their state neighbours. Mix this with other good qualities about NJersians (Jersians?) and hey! that's not nothin'. 4. with 3. Less bullshit.
	11:22am Kendall!: Don't know why I didn't listen last night. I would've said: No Tornados No Earthquakes No Hurricanes No Tsunamis No Volcanos The worst we get is some blizzards and occasional flooding.
	11:36am Kendall!: Also! You can go to Pennsylvania and buy fireworks! Which sounds stupid but the thing is, people from Pennsylvania are not allowed to buy fireworks in their own state. But we can!
	1:56pm PMD: Thistle Fish and Chips
	1:57pm PMD: Glen Jones and X Ray Burns
	12:18pm Michael: Beth has a great voice for radio. Sounds much better than when she's on the phone.

Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from January 19, 2011

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