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The spinning styles of your Nana jamming with a cross-section of the Animal Kingdom conducted at a very wrong speed by an ordinary Kitchen Sponge who forgetfully was not wrung dry.

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Options October 13, 2020: Inside the Alfalfa Brethren with Doctor Dillweed & Professor Sprout

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Popul Vuh  Aguirre I   Options Aguirre  Cosmic Music  1976   
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Friendly Persuasion Catering Service 

Amuse-Bouche: Brethren's Cheese Bread   Options






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Shyam Acharya  Jai Ram Chant   Options Absolute Bliss Consciousness  Shyam Yogashram     
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Jordan De La Sierra  Music For Devotional Pastimes   Options Gymnosphere: Song Of The Rose  Numero Group  1978/2014   
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Ralph M. Lewis  Cosmic Consciousness - Part I   Options Attaining Cosmic Consciousness  Rosicrucian     
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Sri Darwin Gross  Oh, How I Love The Bless Sugmad   Options It Just Is!  Eckankar  1972   
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Appetizer: Alfalfa Sprout Salad   Options






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Eden Ahbez  Scriptures of the Golden Age   Options       More Ahbez: article + doc 
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Marilyn Rossner  Discovering You   Options An Inward Journey  The Spiritual Science Fellowship     
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Friendly Persuasion Celebratory Systems of the Effulgent Light 







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Ojas  Song of the Mother   Options The Seven Levels of Man  Unity  1978   
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Shyam Acharya  Jai Ram Chant (reprise)   Options Absolute Bliss Consciousness  Shyam Yogashram     
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Friendly Persuasion Catering Service 

Main Course: Nut Roast   Options






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Vic Mars  Thistle And Briar   Options Inner Roads And Outer Paths  Clay Pipe  2019   
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Molly Roth  Sound Advice on the Care & Feeding of Houseplants   Options Plant Talk/Sound Advice  Plant Talk Productions  1976  Backing music, selections from Vic Mars "Inner Roads And Outer Paths" 
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Belbury Poly  Root and Branch   Options The Gone Away  Ghost Box  2020   
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Friendly Persuasion ARBoretum Association 







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Ern Westmore  Facial Exercises And Massage Routines For Skin Beauty - Part II   Options Facial Exercises And Massage Routines For Skin Beauty  Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics  1966   
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Coronet Instructional Filmstrip  Keeping Clean and Neat   Options Good Health Habits  Coronet  1956   
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Sven Libaek  Peaceful Landscape, pt. 2   Options Nature Walkabout  Votary  1966/2013   
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JB Dunckel  Slow Down The Wind (Dream)   Options Summer  Prototype  2015   
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John Cameron  Drifting   Options Bruton Brutoff  Trunk  2020   
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Gaynor And Dorothy Maddox  French Dinner   Options Hear How To Plan The Perfect Dinner Party  Carlton  1960   
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Dessert: Your Own Granola   Options






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Carmine Capobianco and Debi Thibeault  Psychos In Love   Options Psychos In Love  We Release Whatever The Fuck We Want Records  1987/2018   
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Rich In Washington  MilkMilkMilkMilk   Options DJ ARB & Primal Ice Cream present Milk Rap Residual  WFMU  2020   
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Nefarious Grasshopper  Milk Rap   Options DJ ARB & Primal Ice Cream present Milk Rap Residual  WFMU  2020   
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Sonderangebot  Milk Rap (Wet Mix)   Options DJ ARB & Primal Ice Cream present Milk Rap Residual  WFMU  2020   
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Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am Professor Sprout:

Welcome to the Alfalfa Brethren, fellow thren.
Avatar 11:01am StringOFperils:

With threns like these gnu kneads anemones.
Avatar 11:02am Dr. Dillweed:

Open your hearts, open your minds.
Avatar 11:05am Franco Twinkie:

The topic is sprouts? Oh man, once upon a time....
  11:08am wendy del formaggio:

Oh! I showed up right in time for cheese bread. That sounds good.
Avatar 11:08am StringOFperils:

...I remember. It was in Brussels, and there was a head of cabbage, where I'd left it, perhaps a couple of feet too near the shrink-ray.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Krys O.:

Avatar 11:11am Water Cress:

Sprout it don’t shout it!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am rawvegetable:

Avatar 11:13am Water Cress:

Have some cheeese bread dr dill
Avatar 11:13am StringOFperils:

Mom always liked Franco Twinkie better.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am Jan Turkenburg:

I might not give it all, but most of it, anyway
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am 1 All-Purpose Rich in Washington, Slightly Beaten:

My body is a temple but I'm getting quotes for an exterminator.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:15am Jan Turkenburg:

Avatar 11:15am Dr. Dillweed:

Treat your body and mind with care!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:15am Jan Turkenburg:

Sorry, I'm just too gigly to meditate today...
Avatar 11:18am Franco Twinkie:

That's right. Call me anything, just don't call me later for dinner! As soon as I get done screwing a peanut butter sandwich into my face, I'm going to tell you about a little story about sprouts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am Professor Sprout:

Doctor Dillist of the Dillweed and I look forward to stories. Please share with us today and if you have any questions we will answer them throughout the show today.
Avatar 11:19am Water Cress:

I worked across the street from the place that imports bean sprouts for the region. Fun fact- bean sprouts are delivered by dump truck!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am Jan Turkenburg:

Where are my manners btw. Hi everyone!
Avatar 11:21am Water Cress:

One time, I was behind one of these bean sprout dump trucks in my car, and bean sprouts were flying out of the truck, hitting my windshield. They squish like bugs on a windshield. Blech.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am 1 All-Purpose Rich in Washington, Slightly Beaten:

Hi Jan!
Hi everybody!
Avatar 11:22am Cp304:

Round of claps for errybody
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am Broccolina:

Fenugreek sprouts make your BO smell like maple syrup
Avatar 11:24am Franco Twinkie:

First of all, this is a bit long winded, but hey if you are here for the duration I don't think you have much else going on besides drinking coffee and staring out the window.
Avatar 11:24am Water Cress:

Milk you can chew!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am Broccolina:

Hello my bretherens!
Avatar 11:25am Water Cress:

Franco that def goes on the back cover of your book,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am 1 All-Purpose Rich in Washington, Slightly Beaten:

Ralph M. Lewis reminds me of Elmer Fudd.
Avatar 11:25am StringOFperils:

Originally released as 'I Smell Comets'
Avatar 11:25am Martinibomb:

Good morning to you.
Avatar 11:25am Dr. Dillweed:

Hello to all! Cosmic hellos to you all.
Avatar 11:26am Cp304:

Franco, I listen while working. Driving from job to job, up and down electric poles, under houses, etc.
Avatar 11:26am Water Cress:

Oh I was picturing a duck
Avatar 11:27am Water Cress:

Totes Fudd hahaha
Avatar 11:28am Water Cress:

“Shhhh I’m hunting for cawnshusnusss”
Avatar 11:29am Water Cress:

Vewwy Cawsmic vibatowy scale
Avatar 11:29am StringOFperils:

Wascally wationalism.
Avatar 11:30am Franco Twinkie:

Okay here goes: In the late spring of 1976 I had been sleeping on this beach for about a week ten miles above Santa Cruz, but I felt it was time to move on. Because the night before....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Elmer Was Fwamed:

i just read that they took the guns away from Elmer and Yosemite Sam.
Maybe Elmer can teach Bugs cosmic consciousness instead and Sam can become an artisanal beer maker or record shop owner with that impressive moustache.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Jan Turkenburg:

Can you purify your consciousness with bleech?
Avatar 11:31am Water Cress:

It’s is raining so hard outside right now. ThinkIng of all the drowned sprouts out there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Elmer Was Fwamed:

Let's hear it for The Rosicrucian Cosmic Arkestra!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am Professor Sprout:

Our brethren sprouts are bathing in the rainstorm this morning.
Avatar 11:33am Water Cress:

Jan some people think so! I haven’t tried it yet.
Avatar 11:34am StringOFperils:

What a dramatic sprout field!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am Professor Sprout:

Powerful it is, SproutOFperils
Avatar 11:36am Franco Twinkie:

...there had been this party around a camp fire. It was all sorts loose screws - runaways, party fiends, psychotic hippies and me. One guy was on acid and stabbing his shoes with a big hunting knife.....
Avatar 11:42am Franco Twinkie:

...lots of these people were more or less regulars, who during the day were naked and stoned and it seemed had no place else to go, like me I suppose....
Avatar 11:43am Dr. Dillweed:

Saving lots of money on earthly things like clothes, Franco.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Carmichael:

"Oh the sun shines bright, on my old Kentucky Sugmad ..."
Avatar 11:48am Franco Twinkie:

They had clothes Dr. Dillweed. Although this was Northern California in the '70's, you still had get dressed to go to the store and buy food, but that was about about it, every place else people were naked.
Avatar 11:49am Water Cress:

Golden Throats!
Avatar 11:50am Water Cress:

Choir practice! Without the side effect of getting COVID 19 sign me up!!!!
Avatar 11:52am Water Cress:

I’m a grate person. Is that ok?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Krys O.:

There's an Eckankar center near where I live. I always think of that album cover when I walk by it.
Avatar 11:53am Franco Twinkie:

I snuck off to a sand dune where I had all my stuff stashed, but first I had to walk by a big group of drunk and rowdy bikers who were pushing each other into the water and throwing cherry bombs everywhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am Elk Can Car:

The nearest Eckencar center near me is in a tiny decrepit business plaza in a crappy part of town. The words 'Eckencar Center' are on the door in those stick-on letters you buy at the hardware store.
Avatar 11:56am Franco Twinkie:

Melty cheese and rolled lunch meat?
Avatar 11:57am Martinibomb:

I'm making sprout biscuits. Just dump and bake.
Avatar 11:57am Water Cress:

If you don’t chew a sprout, it grows in your body.
Avatar 11:59am Franco Twinkie:

I rolled out my sleeping bag on a blanket behind the sand dune to the sound of yelling and explosions.
Avatar 11:59am Water Cress:

MB I love a good dump cake recipe please share
Avatar 12:04pm Franco Twinkie:

I was awoken early in the morning by a bright light and loud racket coming over the cliff I was sleeping under. I just stared straight up in the air with my heart beating.
Avatar 12:07pm StringOFperils:

Martian Tripods, Franco?
Avatar 12:08pm Mr Fab:

ECK, a mouse!
Hi Otis, and friends of Friendly. Lovely to awake to such pleasant babbling.
Avatar 12:10pm Cp304:

This is much better than the babbling in the Barret confirmation this morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:11pm Krys O.:

Franco Twinkie, you have me thinking of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds LP. Had that as a kid because I was a huge Moody Blues fan.
Avatar 12:14pm Water Cress:

What a glorious bean sprout I am!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:15pm Krys O.:

I yam.
Avatar 12:15pm StringOFperils:

I yam what I yam. Eck eck eck eck ekck eck eck eck
Avatar 12:16pm Dr. Dillweed:

What the Eck!
Avatar 12:17pm Franco Twinkie:

Krys O. I have the transcript record of the actual radio broadcast. At this remove, a suspension of belief is required to fully immerse yourself in the story. We all know it to well. But still, just imagine what people thought when they first heard it?
Avatar 12:17pm StringOFperils:

This reminds me of the end-of-life scene in Soylent Green, when Edward G. goes to the special place...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:18pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

Looking this up on Discogs and I see that this Larry David also did music on a cassette by an Alex Jones, a New Age person.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:18pm Krys O.:

I hub you.
Avatar 12:21pm Dr. Dillweed:

Not sure if it’s the same Larry David, Rich, this was my guess when I entered it in discogs.
Avatar 12:22pm StringOFperils:

Spinefunnel - Exhale Clear Red . Think I heard that on the overnight.
Avatar 12:24pm StringOFperils:

The other side of this cassette is doomy speed metal isn't it...
Avatar 12:24pm Franco Twinkie:

Where was I? Oh yeah, the light. There was nothing I could do buy lay there as the light would approach and then back off. This continued for a while until a large cloud of chemicals descended on me. I was been gassed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:24pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

my mom managed a bookstore in the 70s. When the rich lady who owned it decided to go full on New Age and get more involved in the store, it slowly morphed into a woo woo New Age-y store, so I got to meet lots of these kinds of people who would do in-store events.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:27pm Krys O.:

My mom was a cleaning lady and one of her clients was a woman who developed Therapeutic Touch.
Avatar 12:27pm Franco Twinkie:

I covered my face with a shirt and zipped up my bag. Eventually I drifted back off to sleep.
Avatar 12:31pm StringOFperils:

That's Chopin you're walking all over , Lady!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:32pm Krys O.:

The effulgent funnel.
Avatar 12:32pm Mr Fab:

I thought 'dillweed' was a just a term 'Beavis and Butthead' used to insult each other. Turns out it's a real kind of food! Which I leaned when I saw it in my wife's spice rack and started laughing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:33pm Broccolina:

Did you tell her "Look dear, they named a spice after you"?
Avatar 12:33pm StringOFperils:

Fab, if you see Dickweed up there, order takeout.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:34pm Broccolina:

Dill Bag means Heart Garden in Hindi
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:34pm Krys O.:

One can also cook with dill seed.
Avatar 12:35pm Water Cress:

Bean here now sprout
Avatar 12:35pm Dr. Dillweed:

Bean there, dill that
Avatar 12:35pm Martinibomb:

These sprout based buttermilk biscuits are gonna be delicious
Avatar 12:38pm StringOFperils:

Become a Were. Sprout some hair. Use yer bean. Funnel flare.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:41pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

Buddha walks into a delicatessen and asks them to make him one with everything.
Ba dump dump! <high hat>
Avatar 12:43pm Water Cress:

Did someone says Prawns???
Avatar 12:44pm StringOFperils:

Divine mother. Nope. Big oxymoron for me.
Avatar 12:44pm Dr. Dillweed:

Prana, like the designer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:45pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I remember being in the bookstore and some new-agey author was trying to make my mom lose her visibly irritated demeanor, so he did this 'here! let me crack a cosmic egg over your head and let the woo woo energy flow down your head', as he mimed cracking an egg and with his fingers, tried to simulate egg goo running down her hair and she just lost it and yelled at him. It was kind of funny. The guy was so full of shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:45pm Webhamster Henry:

"Friendly Persuasion" sounds good with a harp backing!
Avatar 12:45pm Water Cress:

I would pray to Divine the drag queen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:46pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

A Dawn Davenport meditation tape
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:48pm Broccolina:

Dream Davenport
Avatar 12:48pm Franco Twinkie:

In the grey light of the morning I stuffed everything into my backpack and headed up the trail to the highway. Once I was on top of the mesa, I realized what had happened the night before - I was sleeping under a field of spinach and a tractor spreading insecticide had been stitching back and forth through the field.
Avatar 12:50pm StringOFperils:

Ha ha. Franco. I just visualized that scene as a painted piece of California vegetable crate art. Twinkie Boy Spinach.
Avatar 12:51pm Franco Twinkie:

Funny you should say that Alina. The name of the beach I had been crashing on was called Bonny Doon. It was just below the town of Davenport.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:53pm Webhamster Henry:

So @Wendy, are you done making that cheese bread yet?
Sheena's Jungle Room needs a cooking show (or a cocktail mixing show). "Sheena's Kitchen". Listeners could prep and make the food in real time, with appropriate cuts while the dish is boiling / roasting / baking. Radio you can taste and smell!
Avatar 12:54pm Dr. Dillweed:

Interesting, Henry. We were thinking about that. Telepathy? Synchronicity?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:56pm Webhamster Henry:

I'm so connected to WFMU I don't even have to have it on.
Avatar 12:59pm Franco Twinkie:

I really needed a shower. I had been sleeping outside for quite a while, but that's not what I had in mind. I drove into Santa Cruz and stopped at a donut shop. I sat at he counter and had milk and a maple bar, I didn't drink coffee yet. Someone had left a newspaper on the stool next to me, I stuffed it in my bag and left.
Avatar 1:06pm Franco Twinkie:

I waked around down town for awhile, it was still early and not a lot of places were open. I sat on a bench on Pacific Avenue and got out the paper to read. In the classified section there was a listing: Room for rent - $80. Ask for Peter.
Avatar 1:06pm Water Cress:

We tried to talk ursula 1k to do a paella show
Avatar 1:08pm Mr Fab:

Will we be hearing the WFMU Shemp Meditation Tape?
Avatar 1:08pm Water Cress:

Mm nut loaf
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:08pm Webhamster Henry:

That nut loaf is not GF or vegan. I pass.
Avatar 1:09pm Water Cress:

Nuttin says lovin like nut loaf from the oven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:09pm Webhamster Henry:

Olivia played the new Mindfulness for Jerkoffs "tape" (night) side in its entirety the other day.
Avatar 1:10pm Mr Fab:

That’s cool, Henry, I’m on that tape. I think Martinibomb is too?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:11pm Webhamster Henry:

The Shemp tape is available here: blog.wfmu.org...
It was the biggest seller in the WFMU Catalog of Curiosities, I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:12pm Webhamster Henry:

I'm in the Jerkoffs tape mix too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:13pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I'm just nuts for nut roast!
Avatar 1:13pm Water Cress:

Don’t total your neat plants
Avatar 1:13pm Dr. Dillweed:

With homemade ketchup, Rich!
Avatar 1:14pm Water Cress:

Oh wow Intelligent Neglect is my lifestyle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:14pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

Lots and lots of ketchup. Maybe too much ketchup.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:15pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

Plant people just want to get in your plants.
Avatar 1:15pm Cp304:

Qualified plant people only please
Avatar 1:15pm Dr. Dillweed:

Some plants thrive on neglect. Like me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:16pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I also go semi-dormant in winter. DON'T fertilize me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18pm Thyme:

Some plants like to be stepped on
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I am letting so many jokes just sit there unsaid.
Avatar 1:18pm Cp304:

Teasing the root system was in in the 80s
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:18pm Webhamster Henry:

I though this was going to be the "talk to your plants" record that used to be a WFMU classic.
Avatar 1:19pm StringOFperils:

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Me break crockery.
Avatar 1:20pm Dr. Dillweed:

I must have killed 100+ plants because I was influenced by Instagram.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:21pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I am a spider plant serial killer.
Avatar 1:22pm Franco Twinkie:

I called the number from a phone booth. A woman answered and told me to call back about 8pm. Later, I was given instructions how to get to the house. It was not to far from the donut shop. The front door was open so I just walked in. There was a group of young people hanging around in the kitchen. No one seemed to concerned that this stranger just walked in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:22pm Eck Can Ack Ack Ack:

I think the only common houseplant that I can't kill is a pothos.
Avatar 1:24pm Cp304:

Yeah, fluoride is only good for humans
Avatar 1:26pm StringOFperils:

Variegated leaf primadonna.
Avatar 1:28pm Franco Twinkie:

Peter was older that everyone else, maybe thirty at the most. He was the manager of the house. I explained my situation and can only guess that I didn't strike him as a complete nutcase. I passed the test, gave him $80 and I was in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:30pm Mother In Law Tongue:

Some plants prefer to be neglected by college students in a dorm room
Avatar 1:31pm Water Cress:

I’m the opposite of a wandering Jew. I never go anywhere
Avatar 1:32pm Franco Twinkie:

I was shown a green room upstairs with a ratty brown couch and a mattress on the floor. I went out to my car and got my stuff, dumped in on the couch then went downstairs to formally meet everybody.
Avatar 1:33pm Dr. Dillweed:

More like crapgrass
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:33pm Professor Sprout:

I concur Dr. Dillweed
Avatar 1:33pm StringOFperils:

I don't cotton to swabs.
Avatar 1:34pm Oliverer:

Good day Dr. Otis ! ... proud to have this one in my collection : ) thanks to one of your golden purges .. Gold my friend!! Gold!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:36pm Professor Sprout:

My pleasure Dr. Oliverer, my contemporary.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:38pm Jan Turkenburg:

This is a helluffa show, professor and doctor. I regret I have been listening intermittently, but the news of a new 'almost' lockdown just being confirmed by the PM hits me harder than I thought....
Avatar 1:39pm Franco Twinkie:

In the morning I got up early to explore the house. No one else was up yet, so I could really snoop around, It was a big blue wooden Victorian with large trees front and back, a barn, surfboards propped against redwood trees and large translucent green houses full of plants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:40pm Rich in Washington:

Oh wow, Jan! Sorry to hear!
Avatar 1:40pm Cp304:

Very sorry Jan, you peoples just need to grab brooms and pitchforks and hit it
Avatar 1:41pm Mr Fab:

Franco, did you happen to mention to your new house mates that you had been doused in weed killer? That might be worth noting. Would explain the distinct odor you no doubt had.
Avatar 1:43pm Franco Twinkie:

Mr. Fab, This was 1976. No one cared about stuff like that. Everyone and everything smelled funny back then.
Avatar 1:44pm Dr. Dillweed:

Yeah just read that, Jan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:44pm Rich in Washington:

Oh boy! Facial aerobics!
Avatar 1:45pm Feldpausch:

You can even exercise your face while you work, as I'm doing right "N-O-W-O-W-W"
Avatar 1:49pm Dr. Dillweed:

Purse your lips and blow!
Avatar 1:50pm Water Cress:

Very Abagails Party lipstick advice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:51pm Professor Sprout:

Jan, commisserating here as we are on lockdown, or almost there, red alert in Quebec.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:51pm Mother In Law Tongue:

This is so sad, before they had i-phone filters you had to do this!
Avatar 1:51pm Water Cress:

Stretch your mouth in all directions
Avatar 1:52pm Franco Twinkie:

Later that morning Peter appeared. As it turned out, he did not live there, he lived in Capitola, in a house near the beach south of Santa Cruz. The green houses were his, they were full of sprouts, trays and trays of sprouts on wooden shelves. He explained his business to me. He supplied restaurants from Half Moon Bay in the North to Los Gatos in The Santa Cruz Mountains and beyond. He asked me if I need a job, I needed a job.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:53pm MILT:

I prefer to avoid laughing
Avatar 1:53pm Dr. Dillweed:

When we had to put belladonna in our eyes instead of kawaii filters
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:53pm MILT:

So I don't get the lines in the first place
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:53pm Professor Sprout:

Winking at everyone here
Avatar 1:54pm Water Cress:

these mouth and eye excercise work for any Similar muscles ;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:54pm MILT:

You should check my nostrils, I have a 6 pack in there
Avatar 1:55pm Dr. Dillweed:

Eye kegels
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:57pm MILT:

I was born with jowels, they aren't going anywhere
Avatar Swag For Life Member 1:57pm Rich in Washington:

Get your jowl muscles WORKING!
Avatar 1:59pm Dr. Dillweed:

There’s no cure for turkey necks
Avatar 1:59pm Water Cress:

I have a lot of loose skin around my neck. People think I’m wearing a cowl neck sweater
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:00pm Rich in Washington:

Sure, everyone talks about Popeye's enormous forearms, but NOONE talks about his gigantic, buttock-like jowls.
Avatar 2:01pm Water Cress:

Some times I use a Victorian choker cameo necklace to hold the loose skin upward, but it just ends up spilling over the top and makes it look like I’m wearing a rubber mask.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:02pm Krys O.:

The puffy face is a sign of steroid usage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:03pm MILT:

In real Victorian times you would have had a bearer to hold up your neck surplus
Avatar 2:03pm StringOFperils:

Mars needs Shar Pei S.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:04pm Krys O.:

Having a prognathic jaw, as I do, helps reduce the look of a double chin or jowls. Think Dudley Do-Right.
Avatar 2:04pm StringOFperils:

Otis: From Eck To Ern
Avatar 2:06pm Water Cress:

My neck feels really good right now.
Avatar 2:08pm Water Cress:

Some people don’t like pouring liquids into their bodies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:09pm MILT:

You're never dry when you drink the recommended amount of milk
Avatar 2:10pm Water Cress:

Some people are making lobster soufflé for dinner with cotton candy for dessert.
Avatar 2:12pm Water Cress:

I’ve had a beard for a while. I should really check in on the chin and neck situation soon.
Avatar 2:12pm Dr. Dillweed:

I have some nut roast and soufflé stuck in my mustache
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:15pm Rich in Washington:

Of course! Her ELBOWS! What was I thinking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:15pm Professor Sprout:

Betty has a dirty elbow problem
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:16pm Rich in Washington:

He uses an angle grinder on his fingernails.
Avatar 2:16pm Dr. Dillweed:

3 times a week?!
Avatar 2:16pm StringOFperils:

Tim takes a shower in a hot greasy skillet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:16pm Rich in Washington:

His youth pastor washes his back.
Avatar 2:17pm Water Cress:

I don’t believe in cutting toe nails, if you do it right they just fall off naturally.
Avatar 2:25pm Franco Twinkie:

I've never been a plant person, but when I lived at home I had to do yard work, which included watering the plants, so I knew how to operated a garden hose. However my main job was filling my Volkswagon with trays of sprouts and delivering them to the various restaurants and health food stores Peter had on this account. This was fine with me, it gave me a chance to explore the area and get paid at the same time. Most of the watering was handled by Gwenn, a middle aged woman who looked like a character from a 50's science fiction movie. She had bleached blond hair, wore cat eye glasses, jeweled gold sandals and black capri pants. Usually the first thing she would do when the got to the house is take off her shirt and fire up a cigarette then water the sprouts in her brassiere.
Avatar 2:26pm Water Cress:

Oh these nut loaves again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:27pm Kat in Chicago:

Rock lobster! Down... down!
Avatar 2:28pm Dr. Dillweed:

Hot and bothered making crepes!
Avatar 2:29pm Mr Fab:

Quite the cranky, condescending attitude from this dude.
Avatar 2:31pm Water Cress:

Dry but not as dry as your delivery.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:34pm Webhamster Henry:

These Maddoxes talk too much.
Avatar 2:37pm Franco Twinkie:

One day I asked Martin, one of the hippie surfers who lived at the house what was the deal with Gwenn. He told me she was on a work release program from jail and Peter would pick her up and drop her off. I asked Martin what she had done to wild up in jail. With a sparkle in his eye he told me how Gwenn and some guy she met in a bar got drunk and jacked a car. The police chased them until they crashed into a phone pole and ran away. They were caught hiding near by and hauled off to jail. I must have seemed non-plussed, because then He added "And the best part is they were NAKED when they did all of this!"
Avatar 2:38pm StringOFperils:

Ot dog, bien sur!
Avatar 2:38pm Mr Fab:

Are there any more of these “sophisticated” people around? Perhaps that whole attitude is a relic of the past. Gotta get me an ascot and velvet smoking jacket.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:40pm rawvegetable:

Psycho In Love! This is incredible!
Avatar 2:45pm Martinibomb:

I liked your milk rap remix @rawVeg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:46pm Professor Sprout:

It's coming up in a moment.
Avatar 2:48pm Water Cress:

I’m in love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:48pm Rich in Washington:

Of all the VHS era dreck I've sat through, I have never seen this. Now I want to.
Avatar 2:50pm Water Cress:

Psychos in love in love w you thanks Oats and Sondy!
Avatar 2:50pm Martinibomb:

thanks for zeeee tunes today!
Avatar 2:51pm Water Cress:

Yes oh that was you rawveg?? Great stuff!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:52pm rawvegetable:

Thank you @Martinibomb @Solo Mon!
Avatar 2:53pm Franco Twinkie:

Gwenn turned out to be a real nice person despite her brassy appearance and sordid past. I would talk to her while she was watering the sprouts. One day she said to me with a knowing smirk " You know, at the beach over by Peters house the girls like to take there tops off." I told her that where I went to the beach everybody, men and women were completely naked all the time. She was older so she didn't seem know how young people behaved now days, but this was Santa Cruz after all. Boy, I miss those days.
Avatar 2:53pm Martinibomb:

booom! there it is
Avatar 2:53pm Water Cress:

Milk milk milk milk chew chew chew chew
Avatar 2:54pm Water Cress:

Here here here here here thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks loooooooove
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:54pm Grape Hater's Lung:

I love this one!
Avatar 2:55pm Martinibomb:

coool how di sondy make this one? Ableton?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:55pm Grape Hater's Lung:

Wonderfully fun show today! And relaxing!
Avatar 2:57pm StringOFperils:

Thank you !
Avatar 2:57pm Water Cress:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:57pm Jan Turkenburg:

Wow... Thank you both! It was very soothing.
Avatar 2:57pm Oliverer:

Kind regards Team !! .. the best of company & brilliant soundtrack, to my tuesday cleanins \m/
Avatar 2:57pm Water Cress:

Flip it and reverse it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm Krys O.:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 2:58pm rawvegetable:

Ooooo, see you next week!
Avatar 2:59pm Water Cress:

All we need is tube tops?
Avatar 2:59pm Franco Twinkie:

I guess you kids are to young to remember Engineer Bill. You would play Red Light - Green light with a glass of milk.
Avatar 3:00pm Franco Twinkie:

Avatar 3:00pm Water Cress:

It’s like Pow pow pow TV game I’m excited
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:00pm Professor Sprout:

Loved your stories Franco. Take care everyone, see you soon!
Avatar 3:01pm Sonderangebot:

Martinibomb with audition!
Avatar 3:01pm Sonderangebot:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06pm ARB:

Psychos in love? This is great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07pm ARB:

Uh oh, here we go,,,,,,,,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07pm ARB:

Dying of thirst
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