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Options November 11, 2020: Total Seasons Landscaping Four

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Mary Lou Williams  Praise The Lord   Options Black Christ Of The Andes 
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Bill McClintock  I Will Survive the Rainbow in the Dark (Dio & Gloria Gaynor)   Options  
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Geoff and Maria Muldaur  Brazil   Options Pottery Pie 
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Klaus Nomi  Ding Dong (The Witch Is Dead)   Options Eclipsed: The Best Of Klaus Nomi 
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Reverand Craig Pringle with The Campbell Brothers & Jem Pagan  Hollerin'   Options Sacred Steel - Live! 
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Jill McClintock (Bill's cousin)  Beautiful Shining Star of Superstition   Options  
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Chic  At Last I Am 80% Off   Options  
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Johnny Cash  The Green Green Grass Of Home   Options  
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Dan? Joe? Mullet? Mullins?  I Am The Grass   Options Plantation Gold: The Mad Genius of Shelby S. Singleton and Plantation/SSS Records 1967-1976      0:54:13 (Pop‑up)
Sad Kermit  Hallelujah   Options  
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Emerson Kitamura featuring mmm  Rock Your Baby   Options  
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Neil Cicierega & Johnny Cash & Hoobastank  Just a Baby   Options Mouth Dreams 
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Frank Harris and Maria Marquez  Canto Del Pilon   Options  
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Ak Sak Ma Boul  Silhouettes   Options Figures 
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Mader  Loons   Options Tangobidet 
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Rockabye Baby Ensemble  Redemption Song and then some   Options  
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Dominique Dumont  Sunshine in 1929   Options People on Sunday 
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Penguin Cafe Orchestra  Single from Penguin Cafe   Options  
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Loma  Half Silences   Options Don't Shy Away 
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Jane Weaver  The Revolution Of Super Visions   Options Title Track 
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The Springfields  Far Away Places   Options  
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Death Valley Girls  Hypnagogia   Options Under The Spell of Joy 
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US Girls  Four American Dollars   Options  
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Conspiracy Music Guru  Don't Let Them Take Your Mind   Options Flat Earth Man 
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Gefahrenzone  Stein Auf Stein   Options Too Much Future Punkrock GDR 1980-1989    *   2:20:33 (Pop‑up)
Rosa Extra  Was Mir Deine Schleuder Ist Dir Meine Waschmaschine   Options Ende Vom Lied: East German Underground Sound 1979-1990 (V/A) 
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Lucidvox  Amok   Options We Are 
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F8TLSTK  Deep Dreams   Options Title Track    *   2:31:11 (Pop‑up)
Lee Scratch Perry  Train To Doomsville   Options Pay It All Back Vol 2 
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Whyte Horses  Ca Plan Pour Moi   Options Hard Times 
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Neil Cicierega  Ribs   Options Mouth Dreams 
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The Tokens  The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)   Options       2:53:02 (Pop‑up)
The Big 3  The Banjo Song   Options       2:53:12 (Pop‑up)
Bananarama  Venus   Options  
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Die Fabulosen TheKenSchlampen  Scham   Options  
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Wing  I Could Have Danced For Another Ten Minutes Or So   Options       3:01:23 (Pop‑up)
BBC Shipping Forecast Orchestra  Sailing On   Options       3:07:44 (Pop‑up)


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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:06am cory:

oh snap did I beat FoFo in?
Avatar 8:06am wizard frog:

Boom shakalakalakalaka
Avatar 8:39am Nacho:

... boom
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:41am -Ken:

Morgen cory, froggie and nacho!
  8:41am F௹F௹ (:

Ah, cory! I thought I was the first one to post today, but then I realised my assistant sent me to the wrong wfmu site! It's wfmu.org not wfmu-fourseasons.com!
Avatar 8:52am wizard frog:

Heard they're making Rake America Great Again t-shirts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:52am cory:

sounds like it is time for a new assistant Fo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:54am -Ken:

I think it's "Make America Rake Again." Either way, I want one
Avatar 8:58am wizard frog:

Oh yes, stupid me.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:00am Handy Haversack:

Anarchic greetings, Ken and all the Freed Forms! Hi, F௹F௹!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am zopa:

Raking beats blowing, in my book.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:01am David (in London):

Good day groovers, got to get you into my life. Afternoon Staysh.
Handy! FoFo!
  9:01am Earthwalker:

We need more Kens in this World !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am melinda:

Howdy!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:01am Asheville Jon:

morning Ken. excellent job sneaking The Eagles into the Hellraiser "we made it" video. awesome!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:02am PaulRobeson1920:

Goood Morning everybody! Beautiful warm autumn day
  9:02am Martinibomb:

Goooooooood Morning Viet... er Ken!
Avatar 9:02am Fredericks:

Field Marshal Freedman knows what good music sounds like; he just doesn't play it all the time.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:02am Lixiviated Life:

Hey you hep kats and kittens
Time to swing it
to the rockin beats
from Rev Ken
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ten more weeks of anarchy!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:03am Strandlund:

Good Morning Ken...FANTASTIC START!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:03am Hugo (NL):

Hi there! Ahh, the Four Seasons. Where you'll hear Avant-garde pop, poppy avant-garde, teutonic thump thump, loud guitars and guttural screaming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am geegee vindaloo:

I've been waiting four years for this show!
  9:04am ami ad:

Hello DJ. Hello all. Got swag package yesterday evening. Appreciate your local skeleton.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am luka:

i am curious as to what the "total" in "total landscaping" entails.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:05am Handy Haversack:

David, ami, how goes the day?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:05am David (in London):

Earthwalker! Ami ad! Yo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Deborah:

Good Morning Glorious Listeners, Ken, Crew!
Avatar 9:06am orpheusviking:

amen!
Avatar 9:06am Really Lisa:

Amen, geegee vindaloo.
Hey David iL, Handy, F௹F௹, all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:06am JeremyB:

Great travelogue today! And this mashup is nuts!
Avatar 9:07am Clay Pigeon:

NICE DIO GAYNOR!
Avatar 9:07am TDK60:

/ o / u / t / ! /
  9:07am ami ad:

Handy,David,One and All. Wednesday.
Avatar 9:07am Roberto:

I'm guessing "total" means they mow the entire lawn, not just here and there.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:07am Handy Haversack:

Hi, Really Lisa! Surviving?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:08am David (in London):

Hey Lisa. Hello to you!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

🤘 😀 🤘
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:08am Stanley:

Everybody everywhere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am zopa:

TDK60: We must not stop until it becomes manifest. Out Demons! OUT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am BeNowB:

omg this mashup is the bees knees
  9:09am garlic lover:

Bees knees !🦦
  9:10am Androu B.:

Good Morning all! It's a whole new era! Make America Awake Again!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am Steve from Dunwoody:

theel
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:11am Strandlund:

"Make Orwell Fiction Again!"
  9:11am morphe':

I recommend that film to so Many folks and only 1 appreciated?????????????
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:11am David (in London):

Stanloid, TDK, greetings gents.
Avatar 9:11am Roberto:

So who's the gal in the WFMU tee at the dildo shop?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am Fuzzy:

Now with more Big-Ass Vibrating Pussy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am -Ken:

@Strandlund! A slogan for TODAY!! haha
  9:12am kpx:

Who was the guy who always referred to Ken as Kinny?. or is my memory faulty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am BeNowB:

Just treat trump like a troll, dont feed him and ignore him. I hear he already went back to his home I Florida.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:12am Handy Haversack:

Which'n, morph? Brazil? First DVD I ever bought!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Did Planet Tyler run into Ghouliani in the store?
Avatar 9:12am Clay Pigeon:

BLATTITUDE!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:13am Asheville Jon:

Did Planet Tyler go to the crematorium?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am BeNowB:

The Pidge!!!
  9:14am Androu B.:

Oh yes, I guess we have Gritty to (partially) thank for the taking us out of a dark cloud we've been cast in for the past 4 years.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@-Ken: Found a great egg gif last night --> imgur.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:14am PaulRobeson1920:

I work for my brother’s “Four Seasons Blacktop: sealcoating and crack filling” business. FYi I will NOT be adding the T. Shirt to my on going sale here.
Avatar 9:14am Roberto:

Is Planet Tyler her legal name?
Avatar 9:14am TDK60:

Melting, at least.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:15am JeremyB:

@BenowB I AGREE!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:15am PaulRobeson1920:

The Panda Mug and Rooster lamp are still available. 1x large mason jar has sold.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:15am David (in London):

Hey morphester, kpx
Avatar 9:16am Roberto:

Ooh, we holla'in' now!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:16am Asheville Jon:

Ken, any mashups/songs with grifter Kenneth Copeland laughing about Biden's win?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am Webhamster Henry:

KBC has a "Ding Dong Bush is Dead" song about Geo. H.W. Bush's single term.
  9:16am morphe':

David van der Stoke - read about the Mary Wollenstonecraft sculpture in Newington Green ???? It is "something" - she does have a full bush>>>
Is that lovely Italian shop still there on the corner of Newington Green ??? ... It was my cunundrom - walk from thge Angel and hop the 73 to Stokie from there or try to sneak on the 73 2 xs?????
  9:16am Martinibomb:

oh yeh the Cambell Bros they kick super arse!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:16am Lixiviated Life:

Oh Kinny,
You had me at
Klaus Nomi
Avatar 9:17am TDK60:

David in Thamestown, is Bojo sad?
Avatar 9:17am Roberto:

I hope you all remembered to vote legally this time around.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:18am PaulRobeson1920:

Rock and Stinkinn Roll!
Avatar 9:18am wizard frog:

Stop the second (real*) count*!
  9:18am morphe':

Just back to Madrid ... must get some veg and juice and ??? off to play raquet with Simon.... tilllllllllll...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the morrow???????
  9:18am Creston:

Is that Robert Randolph?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:19am Handy Haversack:

Hasta later, morphe'!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

I'm an atheist but man, this is smokin'! Same goes for Robert Randolph.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:19am YETI BOB:

Well that's quite a sound to wake up to! Good morning good people.
Avatar 9:19am TDK60:

Buena suerte, Morphe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am fred:

Breaking news: Florida Man Thinks He Won The Election
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am -Ken:

Jem Pagan playing steel on Hollerin'
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:21am MasterofPuberty:

I remember when you played this track over a decade ago! Incredible favorite awesome. I almost believe.
  9:22am morphe':

Handy - Maribel liked ye so - she - just yesterday - was inviting herself to BKLYN... Not kidding = NYShitty 19Nov-14Dic... I will send her email to ye so ye can contact her for my funeral.. Long Live X-Ray Burns!!!!!!!!!
  9:22am Androu B.:

Another stroke of synchronicity for this country: We gain a new president and simultaneously lose a beloved game show host.
  9:22am Creston:

I’ve seen Robert Randolph live twice! It was awesome
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:23am Handy Haversack:

Sounds good, morphe'!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am BeNowB:

MASHUP HEAVEN! lol
VH meets Steevie ...
This is mind bending!
  9:24am prudy:

brilliant mashup by the McClintock's...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am Alison Porchnik:

If you're not superstitious enough to wait until the PA and WI votes have been certified: shopclass.threadless.com...
  9:24am Earthwalker:

Hi David !
Things got worse in France
They won’t let you walk freely in the streets or open your business ( livelihood ) No mask you pay 130 euros
They’ve silenced the deputies in the parliament. Who knows mandatory testing vaccines ?
I smell a dictatorship
No hugging kissing touching stay away cover your mouth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am Baja Joe:

Hey now Ken!
  9:25am morphe':

Thanks TDK - till soon... send me an email so we can communicate en real
if necessassry - I do have Handy's
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:25am David (in London):

morphe - It looks more like a T-1000 Terminator to be honest, but hey, civic art in Hackney has never been exactly an uncontentious issue.

Do you mean the deli, Gallo Nero? If so, yes it is still there.
  9:26am morphe':

I can name that Robert Wyatt in one note!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

If poor Mark Hurst wasn't burdened with so much bad stuff happening with social media's role in the downfall of humanity, he could probably do a neat show about uses of AI to create new and exciting mash-ups.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:26am YETI BOB:

@morphe': But this is not Wyatt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

@KFHP ... or DJ Jesuspants could do that show.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:27am Handy Haversack:

morph, ee have TDK60's as well so can put all together.

Ken fHP, sounds like Techtonic just needs to expand to a three-hour format.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:27am YETI BOB:

BTW singer Dana Gavanski just released a beautiful cover of this song on her album "Wind Songs"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am BeNowB:

You know I already starred that GIF months ago hahahah
  9:27am kpx:

Howdy, David in London, TDK60, Ami ad .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am BeNowB:

Twirling for freedom - haha
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:27am David (in London):

Hey Earthwalker. Sigh. Yes, I fear that, give or take, we are in a similar place. Teenage Depression is the soundtrack of the day. ('cos Middle Aged Depression doesn't have the same ring to it).
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:27am WR:

@fred @9:20 meme worthy LOL.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Saw a crazy vid from John Voight earlier today. Do people like him actually believe the words dribbling from their mouthes?
Avatar 9:29am TDK60:

Don't think I've twirled for freedom in a spell.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:29am YETI BOB:

@Woods: No. they do not believe it. That's why it's BULLSHIT. (See the book of that title by moral philosopher Harry Frankfurt)
  9:29am frank H:

to Ken from hyde park...then 4 more years of socialism
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:30am David (in London):

Hello Yeti Bob.
Avatar 9:30am Roberto:

Jon Voight -- legendary talent, crazy-ass muthafu**a.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:31am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I'm very glad not to see (or to have seen last week) a gallery of 'fail' animated .gifs here.
  9:31am Dan bk:

I love the Robert Wyatt version of this didn’t n is there was an another one (assuming original)!
  9:31am Androu B.:

Has Jon Voigt become the new Gary Busey?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:31am YETI BOB:

"One of the most salient features of our culture is that there is so
much bullshit. Everyone knows this" - he wrote this in 2005 - worth reading - www2.csudh.edu...
  9:31am morphe':

David van der Stoke - now that you say the melting/re-blending Terminator thing - I see it = ya need to write a Guardian article as such before I steal yer idea!!!!!
Yes I loved that shop ecept = poor and so equitable-distant between Angel and Stokie ... I tried not to hop/steal the bus bus too often with my wee Aran then of 3 years old (1989) ... I'll tell you about the police and me and Arnan on the bike with no equipment on the way to Clisssold park
from Jenner Rd...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:31am Mike D.:

At last I am free....TO GET STROKIN'! Stroke it to the left, and stroke it to the right..
  9:31am Dan bk:

*Know
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:32am YETI BOB:

@Dan bk: It was a brilliant choice by Wyatt to cover this Chic song.
  9:32am Dan bk:

Amazing <3
  9:32am frank H:

any songs for vets?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:33am Handy Haversack:

Not letting the Devil ride is endorsed by Talking Egg? Then it must be the One True Way!
  9:33am Kpx:

@Earthwalker: the next thing you know they'll be boarding up your doors and windows from the outside.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:33am Marley P. Dogg:

This set deserves a grammy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@YETI BOB: Definitely gonna have to read that after work today. Thanks!
  9:33am Dan bk:

Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am Doug in JC:

I know it's rude to post other music during a show, but I swear this dead milkmen song was written for Ken. It has a Stooges reference, dogs, class warfare, German thedeadmilkmen1.bandcamp.com...
  9:34am frank H:

flat earthers? WOW!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:34am PaulRobeson1920:

lol. Free... with every purchase! Ken juice
  9:36am dictater:

Dont start partying til the porcine baby winges his last brain fart.
  9:36am frank H:

71,926,263 to be exact
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:36am PaulRobeson1920:

Anything u buy here comes with Ken juice free. Guaranteed
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:36am YETI BOB:

Hey D(iL). Over the weekend I visited Ottowa IL - we hiked in some nice sandstone canyons. Afterwards we went to a brew pub and I ordered the fish & chips. The server asked me if I wanted chips or fries with that - because crisps are chips here and chips are fries. (I got the fries but I should have gotten the crisps, which were actually housemade and better than the soggy fries).
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:37am David (in London):

The Way of the Egg. It is the One True Way, Handy.

morphester - There's a second branch up in Stoke Newington main, on the High Street. The guy who runs it is super nice, and as an ardent Gooner, I enjoy bantering with him over the brocoletti. I look forward to that story about the bike some time.
  9:37am Earthwalker:

I hear ya David
Get up Stand up
I think more will be revealed about this COVID 19 Connerie then it will be mostly forgotten
Remember the roaring 20s
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:38am The Oscar:

No lie, I heard the call made live because we tuned into CNN to see the Four Seasons conference. I can't imagine a better way to learn.
  9:38am Sam:

Wait, so you bleep out "ding dong" but you say "dildo" on the air?
Avatar 9:39am TDK60:

I wonder if R. Giuliani likes the Four Seasons, (the band from north Jersey). I wonder about such things.
  9:39am Earthwalker:

Morphe. What’s the take on
good ol Bay Ridge ?
Avatar 9:39am wizard frog:

Oh... well greased hmmm... Wonder how much grease we talking
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:39am The Oscar:

I mean, Led Zeppelin has that song about the hedgerow.
  9:40am Sam:

There's got to be a good landscaping/boiler song mashup
  9:40am frank H:

any music for veterans?
  9:40am A:

https://minerals1.bandcamp.com/track/landscaping
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:40am YETI BOB:

Earthwalker: But it's no con. People are dying, hospitals are overflowing. I wish there were a fine for people in the USA who refuse to wear a mask - maybe we wouldn't be leading the world in new cases and deaths.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:40am WR:

Gotta be songs about mowing the grass at least.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am GeorgeSimian:

There's White Fence. I know that's a band.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:40am Strandlund:

Rudy is secretly trying to take ol' Trumpski down...or he's an idiot...or both!
  9:40am Earthwalker:

Where were they sticking
  9:40am Marie:

Are there songs about topiary?
  9:40am kpx:

Matt the inconsiderate rat.
Avatar 9:40am UFOspecialist:

Avant Gardener
Avatar 9:40am TDK60:

Peter Gabriel has song about "diggin' in the dirt" but I think it's about therapy.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:41am Handy Haversack:

David, I just realized that the union between the two eggs to become the Talking Egg is so perfect that the Way comes to us from a singular source, all duality annealed by the Cosmic Griddle. Thus is the Way made whole.
  9:41am wfmu listener phillip:

18 hours of grass!HOLY TOLEDO
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:41am Okasa:

Corn is a type of grass.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am luka:

there's always "Plant Man" by Gary Young. oh no, that just made me thing of Flat Earth Man again.
  9:41am weehawk:

Mower by Superchunk?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am unpopularfred:

what about I Talk to the Trees from Paint Your Wagon
  9:41am Sam:

I'm happy mowing free
Grass, grass, grass, give it all to me
Avatar 9:42am Roberto:

So who is Planet Tyler again? Is she related to Planet Claire?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:42am David (in London):

Yeti Bob. I think every Brit in the US has made that mistake at least a couple of times. Certainly me. 'Why have I got a plate of crisps..?' (See also, 'Can I borrow your rubber?')
  9:42am LP Stevenson:

What? No Porter Wagoner? Sacrilege
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am PigeonsAndRust:

Somoeone did "Me and Giuliani Down by the Dildo Store" to the tune of 'Down by the Schoolyard' youtu.be...
  9:42am Daniel S:

Ken, Philly is holding a Philly Fraud Street Run to celebrate the Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco. Check it out at https://fusion.inquirer.com/news/four-seasons-total-landscaping-fraud-street-run-philadelphia-20201110.html
  9:42am miniteeny:

Garden Party by R. Nelson?
Avatar 9:43am UFOspecialist:

Homegrown
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:43am David (in London):

Handy, Talking Egg fried so that we may live.
  9:43am Sam:

WHAT'S HE GROWING IN THERE???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am iiibeat:

I've always wondered about product testing for dildo manufacturers . . Do they pay different according to size? Are men and women paid the same amounts for their work? Real ethical questions.
  9:43am Ned:

I would argue that Johnny Appleseed by NOFX is about landscaping
  9:44am kpx:

@Ken: I suggested staff sergeant Barry Sadler, ballad of the Green Beret to Clay, but it was a no-go. maybe you can dig it up for play.
  9:44am frank H:

ok so maybe no songs for vets....how about something about freedom because we are going to lose that on Jan. 20, 2021
  9:44am miniteeny:

Supergrass could represent in this theme?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am Phillippe Bastille:

Good morning
  Swag For Life Member 9:45am Mennlinn Rebarts:

In the Lone Wolf and Cub Manga, "The Grass" are the most ruthless of the ninja.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am luka:

YES THE MUTTLEY WHEEZE LADY
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:46am Stanley:

Yes. This!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:46am Asheville Jon:

ALL THE NETWORKS!!!!!
  9:46am Sam:

She's been smoking too much
  9:46am olivia:

Hahhahahaha
Avatar 9:46am Ashtabula:

HA!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:46am Asheville Jon:

three hours of this please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am iiibeat:

Who is the master who makes the grass green??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am luka:

this is the best
  9:47am miniteeny:

Crying
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am PigeonsAndRust:

This is superb
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:47am PaulRobeson1920:

He he he
  9:47am prudy:

You can't make this shit up...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 9:47am Strandlund:

FANTASTIC!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am Nymor:

The laughing girl is the funniest thing - I cried
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:48am David (in London):

Hey Phillippe.
  9:48am Earthwalker:

Yo Yeti ! Very well taken thanks The word goes people die of preexisting conditions With the “ virus “ or compromised immune systems as I said I hope more becomes known
  The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:48am Bucksomcounty:

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Thank you, Ken!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am Phillippe Bastille:

What's goin' on, DiL?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:49am Handy Haversack:

Hey, Phillippe!

How did you all already know about that laughing, wheezing woman? I never know anything. I think I'll count it a virtue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am Phillippe Bastille:

Hey Handy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am luka:

@handy someone posted a link to a tweet in here last week, that's the only way i knew about it.
  9:50am kpx:

is this Kermit the Frog singing when he was a tadpole?
  9:50am Sam:

It's total, perfect, really beautiful landscaping. Not partial landscaping. That's not how we do things in America. When we landscape, it's all the way, it's total, ok? Frankly, it would be socialist and unAmerican to do less than TOTAL, perfect, beautiful landscaping.
Avatar 9:50am Hubig Pie:

Hal-lay-loo-ya
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:50am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Doktors for "Bob" used to play a song called "Cut My Toe Off with a Lawnmower"….
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:50am Stanley:

Hey Handy!
The Guardian picked it up and it went supersonic.
  9:51am Androu B.:

Oh, does this mean we'll be hearing from our most favorite of all divas, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:51am Webhamster Henry:

I dunno, I prefer Wing.
  9:52am xindeed:

Hahahahahahahahaa!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

The mashup we need, not the mashup we deserve.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am iiibeat:

Love is not a victory march?? I think this guy has been in the grass. . A bit.
  9:52am Sam:

I prefer the real Kermit. Jim Henson. This is like the deep fried shitty McDonalds version of Kermit
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am Nymor:

That tweet link for those wanting some joy

twitter.com...
Avatar 9:54am Roberto:

Oh yeah, there's always "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who got hit with a power mower."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am iiibeat:

Their Kermit McRib was the stuff though . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am Irene Trudel:

The best Spinal Tap moment of the campaign!
  9:55am Earthwalker:

Let’s all wheeze and laugh
I actually do have asthma
episodes sometimes and laugh a lot
In August had the fever body aches tired as an old dog lasted around 10 days
Still laughing and wheezing
Avatar 9:55am Aquebogue:

@Nymor THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
  9:55am kpx:

@iiibeat: does that make him a snake in the grass.
Avatar 9:56am Roberto:

The real Kermit doesn't sing Muppet Christ Superstar. Sometimes you have to go with the Kermit you get.
  9:57am Sam:

True, Muppet Christ Superstar is the greatest thing ever
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:57am David (in London):

You Kermit always get what you want, as the song says.
Sorry, I'll get my coat.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:58am (Murakami Whywolf))):

YETI BOB:
I haven't read "On Bullshit" yet, but what the author said was its central message—the bullshitter is utterly agnostic to truth, what they say is purely there to get them what they want, truth or lie or a useful amalgam—has been invaluable these last few years.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:58am YETI BOB:

Kermit made his first TV appearance in 1955. That's one old frog!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 9:59am YETI BOB:

@Murakami: Right. "The liar cares about the truth and attempts to hide it; the bullshitter doesn't care if what they say is true or false, but rather only cares whether their listener is persuaded."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@YETI BOB: The sad thing is that there are so many people who latch onto it and take it as truth. A few months ago an old friend of mine started posting all of this qanon stuff about child sex trafficing. Really disturbing.
  9:59am wfmu listener phillip:

@ken thank you for un banning me:) I appreciate it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am Phillippe Bastille:

Oooh, I like this!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:00am Stanley:

Yer man, Sam Harris, nailed this a couple of years ago.

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am Phillippe Bastille:

This is a Mary Wing 3OAK all in one song!
  10:02am ubetyourlife:

“Incubus is underrated,” he said in mixed company
  The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:02am Bucksomcounty:

That laughing is sooooooo WONDERFUL!It makes my heart ticklish. Want to play it over and over. Cheers Four Seasons Landscaping!
  10:02am kpx:

@Earthwalker: I don't laugh very often, but when I do for some reason it causes me to start coughing. and I don't even smoke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02am steveo:

Emerson Kitamura is the real Kermit
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:02am YETI BOB:

@Woods: I've seen some good articles on how to talk to people like that who have swallowed the Kool-Aid. You can't attack directly, or you just push them into a defensive stance. You have to let the cracks open up on their own so people can see the flaws and contradictions in their theories.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:03am YETI BOB:

But you have to say *something*. I don't think its good to just leave those kind of crazy assertions un-challenged.
  10:04am ubetyourlife:

“Oh that was Hoobastank,” he added without irony.
Avatar 10:04am Roberto:

During my lifetime, the Republican Party has found success by telling people what they want to hear as opposed to what they need to hear. My completely unscientific take is that Drumpf simply took that strategy to its logical extreme.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:04am Stanley:

Yeti Bob - I could do with a bit of training in that.
Avatar 10:05am βrian:

It takes patience to coddle.
  10:06am kpx:

@WL Phillip: what show where you banned from. this one or another.
  10:06am F௹F௹ (:

STOP THE MUSIC!

Only play legal music, Ken!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:07am YETI BOB:

Here's one good article about how to talk to Qanon believers: www.nytimes.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@YETI BOB: I see what you're saying. I said nothing, mostly because a) she's a full-on trumper and b) it was on facebook, which I've pretty much stopped looking at (with a couple of exceptions)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am Phillippe Bastille:

No music recorded after November 3rd can be played until all legal options are exhausted
  10:08am F௹F௹ (:

This is my favourite verse from 'Canto del Pilon':

I don't want a married man,
Because he smells like hard bush

I want a single one
because they smell like a ripe pineapple.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:09am YETI BOB:

"Create some cognitive dissonance - try to show how these conspiracies play out. Say, ‘I don’t know if you’re right or wrong, but if you were right, I would expect the following to happen.’ Explain how, in past conspiracies, there is usually some whistle-blower or news report, and then the whole thing unravels quickly. Witnesses come forward, then victims. And journalists circle like sharks to get the story. Try to get them to think about concrete things and logistical details, including the bureaucracy that’s required to maintain these vast alleged plots.”
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:09am PaulRobeson1920:

I have some home grown Potatoes for sale. The big ones 1$ each the smaller ones 5 for 1$
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:10am PaulRobeson1920:

Some are purple
  10:10am Sam:

I don't know why people who are so discerning as to distrust the mainstream media will then trust unconfirmed crap on the internet.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 10:10am Adriana DC:

Hey Station Manager Ken, please require all the djs to play laughing landscape lady all day, no, ALL WEEK, at least once an hour.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:11am David (in London):

I've got to go to the shops. No Wing until I get back.
  10:11am Sam:

The laugh is so great. It should be the new goat scream.
  10:11am wfmu listener phillip:

potato? someon mention potato:) I'm diabetic and I still cant resist eating them every day despite my A1C being almost 10:(
  10:11am Earthwalker:

kpx. Good one. I find myself profoundly happy during meditation lately
I meditate everyday at home also do
Raja yoga Qigong and also a movement meditation once a week plus walk 3 to 4 miles a day average and lift weights 61 in December very grateful
My next job feeding helping homeless people here in France
Peace
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:12am YETI BOB:

@Sam: They see the media asre "beaming information at us" without our consent, whereas info on the internet is "found" or "discovered" which makes people feel like they found something on their own instead of being told what to believe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@wfmu listener phillip: Aren't sweet potatoes better, glycemic index-wise? (I know, they're not the same)
  10:13am Sam:

Ha yeah, I "stumbled upon" it after Zuckerberg's algorithm shoved it in my face.
  10:13am Earthwalker:

kpx. Ginger curcuma honey
  10:13am F௹F௹ (:

Hola, David, Handy & Lisa!
Avatar 10:14am wizard frog:

Da Fuq - I just googled Sweet Potato vs Potato sugar "Unsurprisingly, boiled sweet potatoes contain more than 14 times the amount of sugar of regular boiled potatoes" I'm trying to cut down on sugar too
Avatar 10:16am βrian:

Love the loons. Sounds of summer!
  10:16am wfmu listener phillip:

I've had sweet potatoes or canned yams before. delicious with maple syrup on them:(
  10:17am wfmu listener phillip:

does anyone know of a doctor taking new patients in bronx little italy near st barnabus hosp.
  10:17am kpx:

@Earthwalker: had some ginger in a so-called health drink I bought last week, and it reminded me how much I hated the taste of ginger.
  10:18am Earthwalker:

Main stream media big business owned
big business bullshit
  10:18am F௹F௹ (:

wizard frog,

This should cheers us up
https://www.precisionnutrition.com/sweet-potatoes-vs-potatoes-infographic
Avatar 10:19am βrian:

I just can't abide adding sweetener to sweet potatoes. Just seems fundamentally wrong to me. (And too damn sweet, of course.)
  10:19am Sam:

I agree, I don't trust the mainstream media either, and they lie a lot, but still, it's based on some level of truth and they're held accountable in certain ways, whereas the internet is just the wild west.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:19am Michele with One "L":

Is she crying or laughing or both?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:20am Handy Haversack:

βrian, they winter here (loons) -- salt water. Haven't seen any yet, though.
Avatar 10:20am βrian:

That's what they ask about loons.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:20am YETI BOB:

@Wizard Frog: Fact check - regular potatoes have 0.8g sugar per 100g, sweet potatoes have 4.2g. The ratio is about 5. And in both cases, not really a lot of sugar.
Avatar 10:21am βrian:

@Handy: Are they vocal during the winter season?
Avatar 10:21am wizard frog:

@fofo Potatoes on rotation it is then. @yeti bob - thanks - the reason I started eating sweet potatoes was because I thought regular ones had more sugar
  10:22am wfmu listener phillip:

my primary doc retired in march. I cant find one who takes my insurance with accepts new patients. (sad) I've run out of med refills:(
  10:22am Earthwalker:

kpx bitter is good for the liver
Just spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down
Go honey
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:23am YETI BOB:

@Earthwalker: There are non-profit news outlets like the Guardian and the BBC which I (mostly) trust.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:23am Handy Haversack:

I think I have only ever heard them call once or twice here -- I think toward spring, so maybe they were getting ready to head back upstate or to Maine. The greater number of loons is definitely a high point of our trips to Michigan and Maine for paddling in the summer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am steveo:

I love it when you follow the letter of the law,
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:23am (((Murakami Whywolf):

That press conference was emblematic of why we're still not completely screwed: they're vengeful authoritarians, but they're really bad at a lot of it. I think prizing personal loyalty and worship above competence (which makes Baby uneasy anyway) is largely why.
  10:24am kpx:

@one L: if you laugh hard enough, you can laugh to the point where you start to cry.
Avatar 10:24am wizard frog:

DWYANE TWAYNE
  10:24am F௹F௹ (:

YETI BOB, wizard frog


100g of baked potato: 1.2g sugar
100g of baked sweet potato: 6.5g sugar


I don't know about you guys but I'd like a sugar recount. I'm pretty sure baked potato will win over the sweet potato. Start the recount!
  10:25am Sam:

Did you shoot a man in Hoboken just to hear him die?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:25am Michele with One "L":

SPOILER ALERT
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:26am YETI BOB:

F௹F௹: Our numbers are pretty close. I'm quoting raw ingredients, you are looking at baked - the baking drives off some of the water so the sugar density will be higher.
Avatar 10:27am wizard frog:

My neighbour (who I do not like) had a work colleague come knocking on his door last night because he apparently he hasn't replied to any emails for the past 2 days, no answer, MIA it seems.
  10:27am Androu B.:

@SM Ken,
You should start tonight's 7SD with the 007 theme in honor of the late, great Sean Connery.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:27am Handy Haversack:

100g of potato? Not in America, F௹F௹! Potato portions start at half a damn pound -- if you're a baby or don't have a mouth! With Marshmallow Fluff and Mike's Hard Lemonade on top!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:28am Yes:

good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am Lewis:

@Androu B - very good idea!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:28am YETI BOB:

@(((MW))) - Exactly - a competent Trump would be a true nightmare - he'd be Stalin basically.
  10:28am wfmu listener phillip:

does anyone take Lopressor (beta blocker) 100 tabs. I'll pay you for 60 pills. they want $100 out of pocket at riteaid? anyone???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:29am zopa:

Where the hell are the puppy gifs?!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:30am PaulRobeson1920:

He's gone to look for America
  10:31am kpx:

I really like a boiled sweet potato, a little butter a couple dashes of pepper, and umm umm. always had some for Thanksgiving.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am melinda:

yay, penguin cafe
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am zopa:

Penguins are NOT puppies!
  10:32am wfmu listener phillip:

JAN 20 we are sending THE GIANT ORANGE back to his home planet. and hes STAYING THERE!
  10:32am Sam:

That penguin gif would be funnier if he were wearing a bowtie and carrying a tray of dishes
Avatar 10:33am βrian:

I make a mean sweet potato casserole. Basically lots of curry-like spices, a lot of lime juice, etc. Eggs, wild rice, and aged cheddar. Very savory and a bit picante.
  10:33am F௹F௹ (:

wfmu listener phillip,

Check Toprol XL?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am -Ken:

@Philip, please dont use this chatboard to score drugs. Go to the dark web for that.
  10:35am morphe':

Must run but - Penguin Cafe =
There should be a book (article at least)
about THE NEW MUSIC DISTRBUTION CENTER
#### Lower B'WAY...1982???
where I bought ...
THE NIHILIST SPASM BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO CANADA!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tony COULTER - might you write such an article
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am -Ken:

@morphe -= That place was the BEST!! I spent many hours there. Respect to Yale Evelev
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am steveo:

extremely enjoying the vibe and demeanor of today's selections
  10:36am wfmu listener phillip:

@ken YESSS SIR UNDERSTOOD!
Avatar 10:36am wizard frog:

@Ken do you have any spare login deets / tuTORialz?
  10:36am F௹F௹ (:

wfmu listener phillip:

http://kensdrugsdrugsdrugsshop.onion
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am -Ken:

Aj geez, it aint hard to get on the dark web.. get a vpn, get tor and away you go.... THere are tons of howtos out there on the light web
  10:37am Earthwalker:

Yeti. Thanks. I plead guilty my nose is glued to the tv screen English news here
in France lately impeachment Protests !
Élections I do do BBC would love non partisan Have always read between the lines My French wife hates the news
She’s right. My sister in Woodstock N.Y. hasn’t watched the news in 40 years
  10:37am wfmu listener phillip:

the CityMd urgent care center on E fordham road? the REFUSED ME! I came in begging for med refills. and they REFUSED ME. for insulin. and Advair.
  10:37am morphe':

Ken - went in ...
4 minutes -
got my
Nihistt Spasam Band 33
and split ..
Someone must do an article....book...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Earthwalker:

Maybe there are exceptions, but everyone pushing the 'itʼs preëxisting conditions' argument has been someone trying to minimise what is a very real problem, and sounds like the 'A.I.D.S. doesnʼt do anything, itʼs unhealthy lifestyle' denialists of a few decades back.

You can live with C.O.P.D. and many other preëxisting conditions for years; if COVID-19 turns those terminal…well, think of it this way:

Even if you walked to the edge of the cliff, the guy who pushes you off it is still a murderer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am melinda:

I just started using a vpn today, I guess that means I can find dark web sanka now
  10:40am Marie:

@Phillip--not sure but I think there's some solid research showing that cinnamon capsules can help lower blood sugar (not sure how much). I too cannot stay away from potatoes. I NEED them. Also, maybe Bellview would be able to help you.
  Swag For Life Member 10:40am teod:

www.torproject.org and get the tor browser
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:40am Handy Haversack:

Don't use a VPN *and* Tor, according to some how-tos I got to from Mark Hurst's excellent new site -- they work basically at cross-purposes.
  Swag For Life Member 10:41am teod:

@handy, agreed. if you need to hide that you're using tor, I believe a bridge is the way to go
  Swag For Life Member 10:41am teod:

re: bridges support.torproject.org...
Avatar 10:41am wizard frog:

OKFINE, I'll get a VPN and follow some tutorials... can't even score illegal substances off of a light web music station community based message board these days... what is the world coming to?
  10:43am Earthwalker:

WhyWolf well taken
We lost 4 beautiful coworkers at our center in San Francisco back then
Inform stick together heal
  10:43am wfmu listener phillip:

I accidentally saw one of those "red rooms" I hope that girl is OK she was so frightened when the masked men broke into her room.
  10:44am wfmu listener phillip:

"RED ROOMS" on the dark web are real. Dont go there or look in on any of them. big mistake
  10:45am morphe':

I really must go but 2 Ken warnings:
a)
he makes coffee by scrounging out grounds of his compost heap (he said)
b)
I volunteered to paint the new Montgomery St space 1990??and he yelled at me ... about horizontal or vertical or something paint roller ...

YET WE STILL LOVE KEN !!!!! just no kisses on the mouth ...

out raquet ball with Simon en Madrid evening!!!!!!
  10:45am F௹F௹ (:

Forget about VPN, Tor and the like. Just cover your face with peanut butter for total anonymity. It works because it blocks wifi tracking signals send by the feds.
  10:46am Earthwalker:

Marie I second that emotion
Cinnamon !
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:46am YETI BOB:

@morphe': You've been trying to leave for an hour and a half! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am zopa:

Ok. It's penguins all the way down. You win, Ken. You win. This is why I can't have nice things...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:47am PaulRobeson1920:

1x light and dark blue Coffee mug with a depiction of Steamy cup of tea on it 3$
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:47am Handy Haversack:

F௹F௹, I use 100g of baked potato on my upper face and 100g of baked sweet potato on my lower face. The peanut butter is just to keep it from slipping.
Avatar 10:47am Jeezuseffinchrist:

well, Tor doesn't seem to like FB
  10:48am Sam:

Can somebody put Chris Christie's face on the one jumping out and landing on its belly?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:48am JtotheK:

ahoy ken, hi everyone. digging the programme this AM.
  10:48am morphe':

Yeti - left and came back but got re-stuck in the FMU FLYpaper - GREAT ROBERT MUSIL short story from the perspective of a person thinking he woke to go to the loo in the mid nights and got stuck in flypaper
  10:48am F௹F௹ (:

Mexico is not that far away, Springields. Just saying.
  10:48am Marie:

Hey Earthwalker! I also meditate, almost daily--I do TM. I love it. And I did qi gong for a little while too. And I run and walk and do yoga--I need to exercise to feel good :>)
  10:48am ?:

Thanks for the great tunes on my jog, much appreciated...
  10:49am prudy:

all day long please...
  10:49am Marie:

Here's an article. about cinnamon and blood sugar:
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cinnamon-and-diabetes#TOC_TITLE_HDR_4
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:49am (((Murakami Whywolf):

This seems to be a glycemic ordering for me for delicious but problematic foods; not surprisingly, internal structure seems to be key:

hand-pulled wheat noodles
high-gluten white bread
wheat noodles
white rice
roasted potatoes
fried potatoes
boiled potatoes
white sugar
rice noodles

(Sugar will raise my blood levels for an half-hour, rice noodles for one or two.) (Anything, e.g. tea with lemon, that makes your stomach empty faster….)
  10:49am Thelud:

Hoboken? Ooh, I'm dying!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:50am YETI BOB:

@morphe': Robert Musil - there's a name. I have "The Man Without Qualities" up on my shelf for decades, still haven't been able to finish it. Maybe I'd do better with one of his short stories.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:50am Handy Haversack:

I hope that Ken isn't implying that Talking Egg is *penguin* egg ... but it is the Way. And I shall abide in it. No matter how cute the backstory might prove to be.

YB: Me too! Just *sitting* there!
  10:51am The Bürgermeister:

Thanks Ken! I enjoyed
  10:51am F௹F௹ (:

Handy,

Good! The potatoes-peanut butter face mask works as good as TOR behind 100 proxies.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:51am David (in London):

I'm back. You may play Wing now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am luka:

{hank hill voice} don't let em take your mind
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:52am Michele with One "L":

PLEASE PLAY THE FLAT EARTH SONG
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:52am (Murakami Whywolf))):

(I once ate some intensely glutinous ramen noodles that raised my blood glucose level by all of 50ng/dl, which I've seen lean meat do.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am steveo:

I believe that the flat earth song is a round
  10:52am The Bürgermeister:

My wife asked to do Karaoke the other day. And I happened to discover the Karaoke version of that flat earth song... it's a long one
  Swag For Life Member 10:52am teod:

@Jeezuseffinchrist: facebook actually provides tor access at facebookcorewwwi.onion
Avatar 10:52am jt:

Four Seasons Total Landscaping ! Never Forget ! Pretty sure somebody got fired over this gaffe.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:52am YETI BOB:

@HH: It was recommended to me by two separate people, who did not know each other. One gifted me Vol 2 and one gifted me Vol 1. In the same year. So I feel like it's my destiny to read it. And I even liked the parts I read.
  10:52am Sam:

Good zinger steveo!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 10:53am Okasa:

I know we will never prove we are in a simulation, but isn't Four Seasons Total Landscaping the best evidence we have?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am steveo:

Letter of the law
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:53am (((Murakami Whywolf):

"Sad-Eyed Lady of the Flat Earth"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am steveo:

Thank you Sam
  10:53am Bob in DC:

Curd duca!
  10:54am morphe':

yeti - man without qualities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boarding school horrors.... OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10:54am Marie:

Somebody could make a mint selling Four Seasons Flat Earth Landscaping T-shirts
Avatar 10:54am Sketch:

Whoever was looking for Beta Blockers- Try eating a bunch of bananas. Works better than beta blockers, and its good for your bowels too
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:54am Handy Haversack:

There's a bluejay back here imitating a squirrel! Trolling? I think it's trolling! But -- I'm feeding it!

Life sure got complex.

Blargh -- I have a meeting at 11. No Wing till I get back! (Sorry, David.)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:55am YETI BOB:

@Marie: Oh, they are selling like hotcakes. There's one awesome one with an image of Gritty on a riding mower outside the place.
  10:55am F௹F௹ (:

I just wanna know what is going to happen once US King's twitter account loses its 'public interest' privilege on January 20th. SAD TIMES!
Avatar 10:55am Sketch:

I'm pounding a ton of bananas because I'm having ghost induced anxiety. A ghost stole my phone
  10:55am chresti @tennis booth@Griffith park:

Morning Ken and tous le monde! Listening....working, kinda.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:55am YETI BOB:

@Marie - sorry - I read right over the word "Flat" in your post. Good one!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:56am YETI BOB:

((cleaning my glasses, drinking more coffee))
  10:57am Sam:

Yeah, sometimes there are glitches in the matrix like that. I've had times when I'm out in the wilderness somewhere and I know there are no train lines for a hundred miles, but I hear a train horn in the distance, and I'm like, Ha, God fucked up. That sound doesn't belong here. Now I know this WHOLE thing is fake. It's only happened a few times, they're usually careful not to repeat it after the first screwup.
Avatar 10:57am Jeezuseffinchrist:

@teod no dice :/
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:57am Handy Haversack:

Hey, chresti!

I *think* I can wait till "Hypnagogia" is over before I have to switch to the meeting ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am joe mulligan:

Phillip you prolly don need to go dark to just get blood pressure drugs. maybe Smart Patients has a group for your condition
Avatar 10:57am Sketch:

Yesterday, wearing my pajamas, its 1pm, I paid someone on venmo, set my phone down. 45 minutes later, I go to get it, its gone. Search my entire house for 3 hours, its no where to be seen. I never left my house, never changed my clothes. My wife searched for hours, I drove to Brooklyn and back for work expecting to come home after my phone was found, still gone. It seems like the only logical conclusion is either a stranger walked into my home and took my phone or a ghost took it. Also, I was looking at ghost videos before I lost it. Is my house haunted? Thanks.
  10:58am morphe':

ps What year did we get Montgomery st?
  10:58am Earthwalker:

Al -anon not QAnon
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:58am Handy Haversack:

That's just mean, SM Ken!

Sigh. Back soon, I hope.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 10:58am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Got here just in time for US Girls. Good day Ken and All!
Avatar 10:58am Sketch:

I tried going on the dark web and asking Qanon and he didn't take it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am zopa:

Puppies!!! Thanks, Ken!
  10:59am ?:

Big mistake you need to reconcile....
There is no such thing as Qanon. Where did you get that from? There is Q. There are anonymous researchers lurkers diggers and 'mericans, but there is no such thing as Qanon.
There is Q_anon Research, but again, there is no Qanon.
At least get the terms correct if you want a salient point to develop. Carry On!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:00am Okasa:

Nobody will ever convince me that they weren't the Berenstein Bears.
  11:00am morphe':

OUT OUT -----
butterfly was fluttering in my winda - scented my arm pits and decided to go else where .. out out OUT!!!!!!!!!!
  11:01am F௹F௹ (:

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, US Girls!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:01am YETI BOB:

@?: !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am steveo:

Brilliant song
Avatar 11:01am Sketch:

Q is a psyop. The CIA ran it to coagulate and pacify conspiracy theorists
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:02am David (in London):

Holy heck, that fractal dog put Cthulhu to shame.
Avatar 11:03am Sketch:

The only struggle going on at the top of the food chain is what to use all our man-meat for. Turkey flavored or beef.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am luka:

oh lord
Avatar 11:04am Sketch:

Thank God
  11:04am Marie:

Hey Yeti, Yeah, it would be good if that "Flat" were clearly emphasized. And maybe have an image of Trump's head with a flat top on it :>). Anybody know a t-shirt manufacturer?
Avatar 11:04am Sketch:

I wish there was a 10 minute long song about all the evidence for bigfoot
  11:04am xindeed:

YES!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:04am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Boiled _real_ Yukon Gold potatoes allowed to cool, a little unsalted butter or crème fraiche or good sour cream…. (If you have a Russian food store clise enough to try, they may have five or six varieties of it, including so. e with twice the fat of mass-market brands.) (Some also do Pojarskii, basically chicken wrapped in potato strips and fried….)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am Webhamster Henry:

Everybody: BATHROOM BREAK!
  11:05am Sam:

Are there any songs about the difference between regular potatoes and sweet potatoes, preferably in the key of Vitamin A?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:05am YETI BOB:

@Sketch: I don't need no evidence for that
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:05am David (in London):

If only Werner Herzog would intervene to question this...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:05am fm Mike:

I thought this was a smooth sexy song then I heard that dude's monotone and was like wtf LOL
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:05am Rich in Washington:

I regularly trawl Pacific Northwest thrift stores for local records and there is a depressing dearth of Bigfoot songs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am luka:

Rex did a whole dang block of bigfoot songs a few saturdays ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am Fuzzy:

Mike Judge is a genius.
Avatar 11:06am Sketch:

Yeti Bob are you a believer? I am. The only thing I don't understand is why people are so reluctant to believe
  11:06am Sam:

I had some great Bigfoot song records, but one night I left them sitting outside and they all got mysteriously stepped on
Avatar 11:06am Sketch:

I heard that luka it was excellent
  11:07am Cumbia Phil:

Thx for playin this rap again!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:07am Rich in Washington:

I need to check that out, luka.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:07am YETI BOB:

@Sketch - you're asking me if I believe in myself?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am luka:

lemme find it, hang on
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:07am Yes:

:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am Webhamster Henry:

Ken need to follow this with "The Monkey Song" from Ken's 1992 marathon premium cassette "The Happy Listener's Guide to Mind Control"
Avatar 11:07am wizard frog:

Never don't not stop ever questioning that spinning globe
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:08am PaulRobeson1920:

Flat Earth blankets Flat Earth shirt Flat Earth merchandising baby
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:08am Rich in Washington:

What do the flat earthers think that the conspiracy to convince people that the world is a globe is about?
  11:08am Marie:

Why does America have so many yokels?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am luka:

Fool's Paradise: Bigfoot Edition wfmu.org...
Avatar 11:08am Sketch:

It took 60 years for anyone to find a panda
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:08am Rich in Washington:

Thanks, luka!
  11:09am Sam:

The Earth used to be round, until the Bigfoots flattened it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am steveo:

luka, amazing; i love this station
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:09am YETI BOB:

@Sketch: Maybe Bigfoot stole your phone.
Avatar 11:10am Sketch:

National Geographic put up a reward to anyone who could prove there was a black and white vegetarian bear and it took 60 years for anyone to shoot one. Because humans can't walk around a bambo forrest without causing so much attention the pandas all ran away, but after 60 years of humans walking around looking for them they finally let the guard down and let themselves be seen. And then we killed them to prove they are real. Humans are cool
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:10am David (in London):

Luka, that was a great show, wasn't it? Shout out for Spring Heeled Jack, too!
Avatar 11:10am wizard frog:

5G is an attempt by the dark forces to make the earth round again
Avatar 11:10am Sketch:

I think I'd have smelt him! But possibly. I'm willing to believe ANYTHING at this point. It defies all logic what happened to it
Avatar 11:11am Rich in Bristol:

make it stop
  11:11am johnzo:

Flat Earth Man!! I think. He has a name ken!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:11am David (in London):

"Don't believe that you're a vole!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Goyim in the AM:

Thank God for that key change.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am steveo:

this should be 20 minutes, tbh
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:11am Rich in Washington:

"If I had known it was harmless, I'd've killed it myself"
All of America, by way of Philip K. Dick, A Scanner Darkly
  11:11am otto:

well, the customers came in and left without buying anything... but at least i know the truth now... thanks, guru!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:11am D Rok:

I just learned from this guy's website: He created a character with which to record this album. He's from the UK, and the American accent is put on!
  11:11am Earthwalker:

Cool Marie ! The wife and I did yoga 3 years here in France then came Corona we tried it zoom not the same
It was more eastern yoga real
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:12am Rich in Washington:

It feels like its been playing for an hour.
  11:12am johnzo:

@Marie cause we're number one!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am luka:

i'm sitting here listening to this insane song and just being like "oh yeah, here's that block of songs about bigfoot". god, this station kicks so much ass.
  11:12am johnzo:

in yokels
Avatar 11:13am Sketch:

To really illustrate how genuinely and paranormally my phone disappeared, we spent 7 hours searching a 2 bedroom house for it (which we keep spotless and clutter free), and I found several items that were previously lost, including a meat thermometer I lost last month and a watch I lost 2 years ago I found behind a radiator cover.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:13am David (in London):

Conspiracy Music Guru is a Brit? Man, do I feel proud now.
Avatar 11:13am Mailman Tom:

The Benny Hill Show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am captain beef fart:

check your pockets
Avatar 11:14am Sketch:

I was wearing sweatpants with zipper pockets, and never changed between when I had it and when I lost it. I also never put on a sweatshirt, and in my attempt to locate it I went through all dirty clothes in the hamper and all our trash cans
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:14am Rich in Washington:

Oh, my googles tell me that fellow Sheena's Jungle Room DJ Herk Hilligoss did an entire Bigfoot show in July wfmu.org...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:15am YETI BOB:

@RichInWashington: "The motive for world governments' concealment of the true shape of the Earth has not been ascertained, but flat-earthers believe it is probably financial. "In a nutshell, it would logically cost much less to fake a space program than to actually have one, so those in on the Conspiracy profit from the funding NASA and other space agencies receive from the government," the flat-earther website's FAQ page explains."
Avatar 11:15am Sketch:

We looked so hard for this phone that it actually freaked us out. I think Bigfoot stole it, either that or it slipped into some flatearth 5g collider split in reality
  11:15am Sam:

Stein auf Stein was really gratifying
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:16am Rich in Washington:

I think the idea of 'the future' is a conspiracy to promote the false idea that time is linear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am luka:

i am now a truther, but just for believing bigfoot stole Sketch's phone.
  11:16am Earthwalker:

Sketch ya gotta dog maybe it was eaten
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:17am YETI BOB:

@Rich: Although if you think about it for more than 2 seconds you have to ask - why were they making globes in the 1500s - were they anticipating the whole NASA scam? (Maybe they have time machines?)
Avatar 11:17am Sketch:

Like, we had a landscaper come and blow away our leaves, so I ran around the house closing all our windows while simultaniously paying the dude on venmo. 45 minutes later I can't find my phone, I never left my house. I've been searching since 1pm yesterday and verizon is going to charge me $200 to replace it. It baffles my mind what happened
  11:18am weiterso:

huahhh, that gif!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Goyim in the AM:

What your slingshot is to me is what my washing machine is to you. Just so we're clear.
Avatar 11:18am Sketch:

I could see maybe a chupacobra was in the leaves and came in the house to hide and stole my phone
  11:18am F௹F௹ (:

David,

I think I saw somewhere in this Google site (artsandculture.google.com) a page/section where you can play with the AI tool used to create the dog fractal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Megaroni:

Sir Ken playing the hits keeping us on course for incoming apocalypse
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

In the old days, people seldom lost their phones because they were connected to the wall with a cord.
Avatar 11:19am Beast of Boonton:

The ole' landscaper scam
  11:19am Sam:

My theory is Jimmy Hoffa must have fallen off the edge of the Earth. If the Earth were indeed round, he couldn't have done that, so he wouldn't be missing all these years. Ergo, the Earth is clearly flat.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:19am Stanley:

Sorry Sketch but your wife is the only suspect. What started as a joke has gone too far....beyond the point of no return.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:20am YETI BOB:

@Rich: The whole flat earth thing is a bit different from other conspiracies, IMO, because it's not political - they aren't advocating for any change, really, they just want people to listen to them - I think it's people who don't get enough attention and want to "belong" to something. I feel like they are deliberately "believing" (claiming to believe) a ridiculous, but inconsequential thing, to differentiate yourself from others. I think it's unique among cults/conspiracy theories/wacko beliefs for a lot of reasons.
Avatar 11:20am Sketch:

I went though the 7 stages of grief, and certainly blamed her, denied it even existed, and now I've accepted that my house is haunted by aliens and bigfoot. Its the only logical explanation. How could a pothead misplace their phone?
  11:21am Earthwalker:

I think the leaf blower opened and climbed in the window and pocketed the phone
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:22am Stanley:

"How could a pothead misplace their phone?"
You've just answered my next question.
  11:22am Sam:

Maybe the leaf blower is a whistle blower
Avatar 11:22am Sketch:

I think flat earth, anti vax, q anon etc. It all makes sense if you think about it. Our world is so corrupt that literally every single human being has an authority figure they distrust. Most people distrust the government, or at least half of it, to almost the same degree flat earthers distrust NASA. So I have a hard time blaming them, I blame the complete breakdown of society
  11:22am Earthwalker:

Ya gotta keep your eyes on those leaf blowers there’s always one in the crowd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am fred:

@Sketch: If the landscaper is the world famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping, assume the worst. They've been known to make people look stupid on an unprecedented level
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:23am David (in London):

F௹F௹ (: - I was considering a Talking Egg fractal, but that's against nature, so I said a few 'Hail Eggs' and moved on.
  11:23am zoran:

maybe you closed a window on your phone?
Avatar 11:23am Sketch:

I thought about the leaf blower. I looked him up on facebook and hes studying to be a cop.
Avatar 11:23am Sketch:

Maybe he saw me hitting my vape and decided to fuck with me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am -Ken:

Sketch, never have the landscaper come to YOU. Always bring the leaves to THEM.
  11:24am Earthwalker:

Roll me another one just like the other one
  11:24am Sam:

Who hired the leaf blower? The leaf?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:25am YETI BOB:

@Sketch: I'm not trying to blame anyone, just trying to understand things. And to believe the world is flat, you have to distrust more than just NASA - you have to distrust books, maps, globes going back 500 years. It's really a mindfuck to me. The only conclusion is that they don't really believe it, it's all a game or sort of prank. At least they aren't marching in the streets with guns.
Avatar 11:25am Sketch:

He's just a nice boy who lives down the street and has aspirations to contribute to the industrial justice complex
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am luka:

{flat earth man voice} don't let em steal your phone
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Phones going missing is usually due to the antics of lizard people.
  11:26am The Butterman:

Is the moon also flat then?
Avatar 11:26am Sketch:

Yeah I don't understand it either. I've been into paranormal stuff my whole life and used to go to conventions and a lot of the conspiracy theory stuff that would go on in those places was benign, like area 51 and stuff like that. But then there was this big shift with the internet and you end up with Alex Jones and David Icke and these types, and flat earthers definitely fall into that realm of people who are just expressing a pathological distrust of reality they share together. Like gangstalkers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am -Ken:

Stop talking about flat earthers or I am going to play that fucking song again
Avatar 11:27am wizard frog:

Ah, they've got to Ken as well
Avatar 11:27am Sketch:

That song is gangstalking me, I think it stole my phone
  11:28am johnzo:

stanley has a point... your wife probably suspects you're cheating on her or going to the strip club behind her back. Do you carry a lot of small bills? If she mysteriously "finds" the phone tomorrow morning you'll know it was her. or bigfoot. or chupacabra. or Jimmy Hoffa kicked it off the edge of the earth. I like Ken from Hyde Park's tying it to the wall idea, is that a "life hack"?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am Alvy Singer:

Go ahead Mr. Tough Guy Station Manager, PLAY IT!!!!
Avatar 11:29am Michael:

I cannot stop looking at that girl sliding into the lava-like inferno.
Avatar 11:29am Sketch:

No I give all my small bills to her!
  11:29am F௹F௹ (:

NO to the Flat Earth Guy song! Let's hear more washing machines songs instead!
Avatar 11:30am crateslinger:

all you gotta do to know the earth is round is go sailing
Avatar 11:30am Sketch:

Ever since it happened I actually keep hiding her phone. No one gets phones now. Also I think if I hide her phone enough times maybe I'll hide it where I hid mine
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:30am Rich in Washington:

Do you have any anti-fluoridation songs, Ken?
Avatar 11:30am Beast of Boonton:

watch landscaper from back door, ninja accomplice comes in front door
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:30am Handy Haversack:

Have you been biking over the Pulaski Bridge at all lately, @crateslinger?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:31am Matt Warwick:

YES!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:31am Rich in Washington:

OH NO!
WE'RE SORRY KEN!
Avatar 11:31am wizard frog:

PREACH IT BROTHA
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:31am D Rok:

HA! Ken making good on his threats!!!
Avatar 11:31am Sketch:

He can only play it 3 more times
  11:32am johnzo:

well then it had to be bigfoot... only question is why he didn't leave any footprints... probably all the leaves around your house...
  11:32am Listener Oscr:

Ken what have we done to you? Please desist.
  11:32am F௹F௹ (:

thanks crateslinger, THANKS FOR NOTHING!! Waaah!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:32am MasterofPuberty:

He sounds like Hank from King of the Hill.
Avatar 11:32am wizard frog:

Oh... it got shut down by the man... How predictable
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am Webhamster Henry:

Ken: Someone can sing Flat Earth at the Zoom Hoof-n-Mouth.
Avatar 11:32am Sketch:

Don't talk about the bad thing or the bad man will do the bad thing again
Avatar 11:33am Sketch:

Thank god for Lee Perry, the original conspiracy theorist
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:33am Rich in Washington:

Phew.
Avatar 11:33am crateslinger:

@handy - I moved to Pennsylvania! I haven't been across the Delaware in four months. (welcome fofo)
Avatar 11:34am Sketch:

Perry burned down his recording studio because the devil tricked him into becoming addicted to tobacco
  11:34am Ajay:

Ah Scratch. The little girls on this track are daughters of a good friend of mine...DJ Steve Barker / “On The Wire” (Radio Lancashire)
  11:34am Listener Oscar:

BTW Ken did you know you're not reachable through TuneIn in the UK anymore? It's still possible to listen via Alexa now but it's a bit of a hoop-jump.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:34am luka:

the last time i saw Lee Scratch Perry he was basically using a speak and spell on stage and my buddy got kicked out of the venue for lighting a giant spliff.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:34am David (in London):

Have Conspiracy Music Guru and Lee Perry worked together? It would surely be a match made in Heaven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am joe mulligan:

who was that guy from the midwest that had a weeknight show and sounded like lee scratch perry? rambled about existence
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am luka:

if TuneIn stops working via Sonos, i am in big trouble. and i will not implement that Amazon trash.
Avatar 11:35am Sketch:

Ken should play perry's Cocksman song
Avatar 11:36am Mailman Tom:

LOL
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:36am Stanley:

Conspiracy Music Guru is a 'fake' conspiracy theorist.
  11:36am Earthwalker:

Ken how about Kenny the name that repetitiously went on for hours on your show the last time you were pissed
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:36am David (in London):

Ajay, hats off to Steve Barker.
  11:37am Listener Oscar:

luka where are you based geographically? The TuneIn change only affects the UK.
  11:38am Earthwalker:

Back to the phone we’re you on the bowl maybe it got flushed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am luka:

@oscar i'm stateside, so that's a relief, but sucks for those in the UK.
  11:38am Sam:

I could see mashing this song up with Sweet Child O' Mine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am BeNowB:

four seasons by Tim Fite www.youtube.com... (check out later) fun timely song about the four seasons
  11:38am RtedC:

Look up the Big Lebowski T-shirt that says "Shut Up Donny
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:38am PaulRobeson1920:

1x Triple A Battery. Maybe it has a charge? 2 dollars
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am luka:

bigfoot took the phone we settled this.
  11:38am Earthwalker:

Volume up !
  The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Bucksomcounty:

Hahahahaha!!!!!! Ken Ken Ken Ken!!!!! Thank you :))))))))))))))!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am zopa:

Please note that the dog is not afforded the same landing zone as the rabbit and cat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am steveo:

ok now this is the worse song of all time
  11:40am F௹F௹ (:

I'd like to see a match between the Wheezing Lady vs the Angry Woman from the Negativland track.
Avatar 11:41am wizard frog:

good heavens
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:41am luka:

i was just about to call my insurance agent but i cannot stop laughing now.
  Swag For Life Member 11:42am Phil the Crill:

This is incredible. Great show Ken.
  11:42am prudy:

this is pretty hilarious..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:42am David (in London):

This is causing a rip in the space-time continuum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am mndave:

Thought I could keep it together... WRONG!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Goyim in the AM:

But I heard that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed!
Avatar 11:43am Sketch:

Ok, I had woken up wearing sweatpants with zipper pockets. Usual tuesday morning routine, made pancakes and bacon and eggs, having a great day. me my wife and our toddler. 1pm, suddenly we see the leaf boys showed up. I run out and move the car out of the driveway, then come back inside and simultaneously close all the windows while paying him on venmo. Then I go into my office, peacefully enjoy some cannabis, realize my phone isn't in my pocket. So I go around to all the usual places, isn't there. So I check all the rooms I closed windows in, can't find it. We put the toddler down for his nap and begin searching the house together, every room, every place we can think of. So then, it must be the toddler putting it somewhere crazy. Start looking everywhere we can think of, behind things, inside of things, on top of things, under things, over things. I leave for NYC and come back at 1130, and my wife has been searching all day still didn't find it. So we go to bed, wake up, search all morning again, search outside, search all the cars, search everywhere. I never left the house between when I had it and when I lost it. So, it was either a home intruder/bigfoot, a ghost, or it slipped into some kind of 5g induced rip in space/time
Avatar 11:44am wizard frog:

Awimboweh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am joe mulligan:

cannabis fairy took it
Avatar 11:45am Sketch:

When I left for NYC with no phone I told my wife if anything bad happens/I get arrested I'll call WFMU and tell them
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am PigeonsAndRust:

No one ever plays The Weavers' version of 'The Wimoweh Song'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am spodiodi:

hi Ken & good morning, party people
  11:45am Sam:

I would love a 3 nonstop hour show of the lion sleeps tonight some time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Webhamster Henry:

TMBG's The Guitar could also enter the mix.
  11:47am F௹F௹ (:

It was me, Sketch. Sorry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am spodiodi:

i agree w/webhamster henry -- same thought
  11:47am Sam:

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, you're my Suzanna
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:47am David (in London):

Yo spod!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am fred:

It's a shame that Wing never recorded Bohemian Rhapsody. Or did she?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:47am Handy Haversack:

That lasted far too long, and I missed Whyte Horses and the Falt Earth song. Gar-dok!

Congrats, crateslinger! Last time someone crossed the Delaware in the winter, everything went nutty for several hundred years, so act with care!

Hey, spodi!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sketch - Could your phone be in the car, under/next to the seats?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am steveo:

only 14 weavers plays in the entire playlist era -- i guess the weavers ain't what they used to be
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:48am PaulRobeson1920:

I love The Weavers. 1x Dean Banjo, somethings wrong with it. 25 DollaRs
Avatar 11:48am Really Lisa:

It's by one of the windows. You put it down somewhere after the venmo payment and the window closings. Unless you close windows w/single hand. Then I got nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am spodiodi:

yo David!
hi Handy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Blues Mandinga:

Ea!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:48am David (in London):

Ken, I didn't say don't play any Wing. Only not till I get back.
YOU CAN PLAY WING NOW! The sands of time are running low.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

If you play Wing slowed way down, it might sound like Barry White.
  11:50am Sam:

GHOST BUSTERS!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:51am David (in London):

Wing must have covered Laibach at some stage.
Avatar 11:51am Sketch:

Ken from hyde park I searched the car under the seats several times, even though I know it wouldn't be there because I used venmo from my phone at 1pm to pay the landscaper, but moved my car before I paid them, and never left my house between the venmo transaction and the realization it was gone. It's a real mystery, might have to call Adrian Monk
  11:51am weiterso:

or, from the bananas to the thekenschlampen - right around the corner
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:51am steveo:

are you taking requests? i'd like to hear the russian language version of u can't touch this (Těžkej Pokondr - Vem Kačky
)
  11:51am Earthwalker:

Sketch why don’t you have the wife ring the phone with her phone it’s probably in your back pocket
Avatar 11:52am Sketch:

we tried calling it when it first happened, and I had a full charge, but it mysteriously rang twice and went to VM, and then since then goes straight to VM
Avatar 11:53am wizard frog:

Scham! Scham! Scham!
  11:53am middlebun:

Wing for me, please.
  11:53am wfmu listener phillip:

great show @KEN I did expect you to play "mother" by pink floyd from "the wall"
Avatar 11:53am Sketch:

When I use google search my phone feature, it can't connect, and its last location was (surprise) in my house
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am Goyim in the AM:

I got to simultaneously translate for a The Ken Slut two weeks ago. For real.
  11:53am Sam:

Great kazoo vibrato
  11:54am Sam:

Icing on da cake!!
Avatar 11:54am wizard frog:

WIIIIIING
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:54am Okasa:

WIIIIIIIIING!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:54am David (in London):

HURRRRAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am fred:

YES!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:55am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Ahhhh, Wing. All is now right with the world.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:55am Strandlund:

Wing for lunch!!
Avatar 11:55am Really Lisa:

Sketch, pls check all windows, i.e. betw screen and window. I need to know now.
  11:55am Ochre Ogre:

Hi Ken! Just read this on Wiki about trump's mentor Roy Cohn.
'After Cohn's death one thing the IRS did not seize was a pair of diamond cuff links, given to him by client and friend, Donald Trump.[65] The diamond cuff links were later declared to be FAKE by an appraiser.' Lol
  11:55am F௹F௹ (:

The voice of triumph!
  11:55am ami ad:

Thank you DJ,Crew. Much to think about for next week. Spread your wings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am luka:

an all time great program, thank you Ken.
  11:55am weiterso:

did the show just started?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:55am radioronan:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am luka:

and skeletons.
  11:55am Sam:

Ken, this is too much, we don't deserve to be treated this well
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am spodiodi:

i want some runts real bad
Avatar 11:56am Sketch:

We checked the windows, the radiators, every cabinet, inside of every toy my kid has, its insane. We literally both feel like we are going insane, it doesn't make sense. The only logical conclusion is that its a ghost
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am zopa:

Thanks for the show, Ken. You should be proud of yourself.
Avatar 11:56am Beast of Boonton:

Maybe it is time to use some tech to locate the missing phone
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:56am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken! This was a great one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am spodiodi:

thanks, Ken! thanks, Skeletons!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:56am David (in London):

We can all go gently into that good night now. Thanks Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am steveo:

yep very good show, thanks
  11:56am Earthwalker:

Sketch Check under the kids pillow
Do you have an afro hair style maybe it’s up there
  11:56am Sam:

Not a dry seat in the house
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:57am nortonjutland:

!!!!!
  11:57am wfmu listener phillip:

counting the hours away to tonight's SSD
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:57am Zetti:

That was fun... thanks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am fred:

That final note was nothing short of glorious
Avatar 11:57am Sketch:

We keep our house super clean and organized, I can't stand clutter and our house is super organized. There aren't enough places for it to hide that it makes sense. Yes we searched his bed, his crib, our bed, our crib. Every piece of furniture.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:57am Andrew_in_WI:

And there's your reminder to turn on 100% Whatever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am Yvang:

Thanks Ken Frisbee!www.foxnews.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 11:57am Strandlund:

Standing "O" Ken...Standing "O"
  11:57am Ochre Ogre:

Sketch, did you try calling yer phone?
  11:58am F௹F௹ (:

Sketch,

Double check whether you are posting your messages from your lost phone or not.
  11:58am Ochre Ogre:

Thanks Ken & Crew!!
  11:58am Sam:

This show was like textbook radio awesomeness. Ken sets the standard, again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Yvang:

I love Wing I love Mary Wing I love Duane!
Avatar 11:58am Sketch:

Yes it was fully charged but it goes to VM, so I think wherever it is it can't get service
  11:59am yip:

i could tell you skipped right into that thekenschlampen kazoo solo
  11:59am wfmu listener phillip:

@sketch YOUR NOT ALONE. I have OCD everything has to be super organized. or I go nuts seeing clutter and mess
  11:59am Earthwalker:

Ken and the crew
Thanks big time for the always adventure
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar 11:59am Sketch:

Thanks everyone for restoring my sanity!
  12:00pm F௹F௹ (:

Thanks, Ken and Talking Eggs friends! Great show, tunes, wheezing lady, and GIFs! Till next episode and remember, loosen up and BE FOUR SEASONS GAFFE HAPPY!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2021 Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Thank you! Tee hee!
  12:00pm Sketch's phone:

You won't find me!
  9:33pm tacomajohn:

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