Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from August 12, 2020 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

  6:05pm
ami ad:

Roir
  6:05pm
wfmu listener phillip:

I could sure use that money.
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dale:

masturbators anonymous.
Avatar 🚂 6:05pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

We await our instructions. Kadavergehorsamkeit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
ultradamno:

A masturbatoriam song and dance sounds frightening
  6:05pm
wfmu listener phillip:

not a gambler never was.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

andy knows when to hold it. and knows when to fold.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dei xhrist:

I'm listener #456!
Avatar 6:08pm
spodiodi:

sounds like a job for the robots
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

I'm a few minutes late. How do they know how many listeners there are? Gotta be streaming only right?
Avatar 6:09pm
Chud:

How is Ken measuring the numbers?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

isn't double or nothing another 200 and not another 400?
  6:09pm
listener pi:

It's not fair. You can't count me as a rational number.
  6:09pm
johnzo:

screw that rich jerk andy! tell him to take bis cayman islands bank account and his yacht and shove it where the sun don't shine!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Rand al'Thor:

I've social media'd a link.
  6:10pm
wfmu listener phillip:

wow andy what a cheap skate. he probably spent $200 on snacks for his masterbatorium
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah I'm on the FM. So to screw Andy I can just turn the app on my phone and stream it on this laptop and be counted twice, right?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

philiip - yes, but all delicious, quality snacks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Sweet Corn Lizzie:

they will argue about this all hour and he'll never have to pay!
  6:12pm
Tim:

How many listeners are they trying to get?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

672? seems a bit high, but quarintine makes people listen to weird shit
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

poochie is getting tickled pink.
Avatar 6:13pm
Chud:

Double or nothing means another $200 to a total of $400. Double or nothing twice would be $400
  6:13pm
johnzo:

sam the appraiser's irl cousin's band just released an album!!! & he did the art! not the boring cousin! an interesting cousin! buy it! but just the digital version cause there's only two tapes yet and I haven't ordered one yet
https://theearcadians.bandcamp.com/album/down-in-the-bunker?utm_campaign=theearcadians%20album%20down-in-the-bunker&utm_medium=email&utm_source=album_release&utm_content=fanpub_fnb
  6:13pm
Listener Robert:

So these streaming numbers -Ken's been quoting for years are not a joke, something he's been making up? He can get a real-time readout of the number streaming?

I could switch from WMFU to stream if it'll hurt Andy.
  6:13pm
sean:

Andy The Adjuster
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

OK, so still listening on FM but have the pop up stream going on the laptop and the app going on my phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
ultradamno:

I've heard of white male fragility, but it's nice to hear it declared.
  6:13pm
johnzo:

*2 tapes left
  6:14pm
polly onymous:

i'm signing in from four different devices !
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

On mute of course because they're out of sync from the FM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Sweet Corn Lizzie:

I'm listening on the computer and have the iphone and ipad going!
Going to put it on my work laptop too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dei xhrist:

can I game the system by playing WFMU on multiple devices? The delay is EXCITING
  6:15pm
Listener Robert:

How should we time this? If we're streaming now, is it too early?
  6:15pm
Sam the appraiser:

The underlying message of this show: people who listen over the air are NOTHING! Only cool computer internet nerds count as LISTENERS!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

listening on an over the air radio so we aren't even counted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Rand al'Thor:

I'm tempted to share the link with the Discord chat for a somewhat-popular YouTube series that satirizes public access TV programming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Sweet Corn Lizzie:

Sam isn't that obvious? Over the air people just have to have a radio but cool computer internet nerds have to spend some real coin on an iphone or something
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
nortonjutland:

Yes, andy loses double his loss($200), otherwise what is his risk?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
PMD:

I'm on my computer and my phone. I'll put the phone in the window so the neighborhood can hear.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
PMD:

@polly - yay!
Avatar 6:19pm
Pixburgh:

Oliver Stoned.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Rand al'Thor:

That'd be amusing if I could get Richard Burnish to call in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
ultradamno:

JEWEL! READ SOME JEWEL!
  6:21pm
bren:

the great debate
Avatar 🚂 6:22pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

It could be much worse: Dr Hal Robbins on his "Ask Dr Howl" (radiovalencia.fm) frequently reads the poetry of Clark Ashton Smith.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

this dude is wrong.
  6:23pm
Listener Robert:

Wait a minute...if Andy loses, are we gaining anything but schadenfreude from Andy's suffering? Do the proceeds go to Auricle?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Sweet Corn Lizzie:

Clark Ashton Smith. wow.
  6:23pm
bren:

yeah i totally challenge that last dude
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

"a gamble to decide whether a loss or debt should be doubled or canceled."

andy's loss last week was 200. he either loses another 200 or get's his lost 200 cancelled.
  6:24pm
ami ad:

Andy loses,we win.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Rand al'Thor:

I thought she was about to say she was listening via her cats and gerbils.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dei xhrist:

Polly for the win!
  6:24pm
bren:

under the other definition the better gets neither double nor nothing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Julie:

someone say something about damned souls?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
ultradamno:

Last week it was figuring out how to play liar's poker on the fly, this week the meaning of double or nothing. This is kind of like a preliminary meeting before the actual show.
  6:26pm
Listener Robert:

How do we win? Do the proceeds go to Auricle, or is the settlement just between Ken, Andy, and some contest winners?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Asheville Jon:

if i stream on three different devices, does that count as 3 different listeners?
  6:29pm
dk50b:

Caller's on the Market-Frankford Line (MFL) one of Philly's two subway/el lines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
micah:

ken i would like my next stimulus not from the gub'mint i would like it from Andy lol thx bai
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
ultradamno:

The Hypothetical Kens were a great band
  6:30pm
Tim:

Does it count every browser as a different listener? Or just IP addresses?
  6:30pm
johnzo:

ok Im gonna turn it on on my laptop... if I listen on an old phone through the website but not the ap will that work?
  6:30pm
Sam the appraiser:

Ken does great when he resorts to blatant cheating
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Julie:

does alexa through tune in count?
  6:31pm
polly onymous:

great idea, now im using multiple browsers on the same devices DOUBLE OR NUTHIN!!! woo hoo
  6:31pm
Sam the appraiser:

Alexa: cost Andy money.
  6:31pm
ami ad:

alexa,listen to Andy. sick
  6:33pm
yippie:

i put wfmu on roku
Avatar 6:33pm
khd:

running on vlc, mpc, winamp, my phone, chrome and firefox :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
ultradamno:

The cyanide is just there for a little extra kick
  6:34pm
People Like Us:

I'm not listening too
  6:34pm
johnzo:

ok if there are any ghosts in my room they'll be listening to the show in stereo from an old phone and my laptop... I hope you appreciate this pointless waste of electricity ken!
  6:35pm
ami ad:

got 3 devices streaming,and 2 radios on.
  6:36pm
johnzo:

I mean I COULD make the elderly homeless guy who lives with me listen to the show... he needs me to help him turn his foodstamp card on so I kinda got him over a barrel...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Rand al'Thor:

Got four devices streaming.
  6:36pm
yippie:

get some quadrophonic sound for talk radio
  6:37pm
Listener Robert:

The 7SD e-mail didn't say who gets the money Andy loses.
  6:37pm
Cygwin User:

Thanks, KfHP:
Alter it, if you would, so that stream0..stream3 were used to balance the load.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Doug Schulkind:

All Give the Drummer Radio listeners are COMMANDED to switch over to the WFMU mothership stream until 6:59!
Avatar 6:37pm
khd:

10 streams running - mpc has one instance of each stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
ultradamno:

Is this what we're talking about www.blogto.com...
  6:37pm
johnzo:

so it had like a panel that only the waiter has the key for to pass the food in or...?
  6:37pm
Cygwin User:

I still insist that modern computers use damned souls to help reduce latency. (Make your own 8th Circle of Hell joke.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
ultradamno:

The cone of silence idea www.wasserstrom.com...
  6:38pm
Listener Robert:

If Ken doesn't say soon that Auricle's getting Andy's stakes, I'm switching back to over-the-air.
Avatar 6:39pm
Chud:

Doesn't slow my computer at all, and I think I've got 200 going
  6:39pm
Cygwin User:

Again, great work, but don't just use stream0 .
Avatar 6:39pm
Fox:

According to cartoonist Geoff Vasile, the homeless are still quite capable of taking food off the plates of diners.

www.instagram.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
ultradamno:

We're going to need California to stay put until November.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
eastvanhalen:

Oh hey, a challenge? Listening from Vancouver...
  6:39pm
Bert:

Hey this is bert from Antwerp, Belgium
Me and my 99 friends are ignoring social distancing to listen to WFMU!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

it really wasn't san andrea's fault - his wife just said it was.
Avatar 6:39pm
khd:

i.imgur.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Jeff Golick:

Just following Doug's orders @6:37.
Avatar 6:41pm
spodiodi:

wink martingale would approve
  6:41pm
Listener Robert:

OK, so this is just between Ken & Andy, I'm switching off stream.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Asheville Jon:

i have about 20 different players going right now, hope that helps!
  6:42pm
vanya moscow:

Вхожу в сеть 112573
  6:43pm
johnzo:

is DAME Judy Dench known for bench sitting?
  6:44pm
CC:

Just dropped in to say hi I don't know if this will count???...:)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I'm glad he didn't rhyme wench, stench, cinch,
  6:45pm
ami ad:

hot another computer streaming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Switchblade Batman:

What if you're listening on the radio radio?
  6:45pm
Listener Robert:

Andy very cooperatively clarified just now. Which means he really wants to donate his money. So OK, let's help.
  6:46pm
ami ad:

Stream On Listener Robert.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Julie:

radio radio doesn't count, it has to be a stream
  6:47pm
Cygwin User:

I'm all out of consoles.

Really, the first time this computer's felt underpowered.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

turning on the echo dot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
pantz:

I'm here! I'm a listener! Make Andy pay, for God's sake!!!
  6:50pm
ami ad:

make andy pay,double.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I just got tried to get on and the stream is down!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Julie:

alexa said it's not available!!
  6:51pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

If I catch Judi Dench hanging around on that bench near my home ONE more time ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Kat in Chicago:

Laptop, iPad, phone
Avatar 6:51pm
spodiodi:

the robots have brought the streams to their knees
Avatar 6:51pm
spodiodi:

(also yay humans)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Lizardner Dave 2:

Yeah the stream crapped out on my phone. Andy wins.
  6:53pm
Listener Robert:

I was using the pop-up player, now can't get back in, realized I don't have VLC player installed on this computer, installing it frantically now. -Ken, settle with Andy!
  6:53pm
johnzo:

the ghosts in my room are still listening on 2 devices... & Im listening on a 3rd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
pantz:

Andy must pay for his crimes! Pay!
  6:53pm
CC:

Breaking even isn't so bad?!?...:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
micah:

how about for next weeks show Andy pays each listener who doesnt listen lol ok thx bai
Avatar 6:54pm
dk50b:

Open your devices and scream I'm mad as hell and want Andy to get soaked!
  6:54pm
listener pi:

I’m listening on vinyl.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Julie:

you need the kpop kids
  6:54pm
johnzo:

screw that rich jerk andy, this HAS been mildly entertaining ken... I got SEVERAL chuckles!
  6:55pm
Listener MJ:

Picked the wrong day to give up FMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Switchblade Batman:

Can confirm, can't stream
  6:55pm
ARB:

Deus ex machina
  6:55pm
Listener Robert:

Whew, got the VLC stream in, just in time.
  6:55pm
Vanya the hacker:

Ken, I busy with Kamala Ukraine misinformation campaign. I no have time for you petty radio show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
pantz:

We need some kind of metal. Heavy levels of metal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Kat in Chicago:

I’m streaming five different places now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Switchblade Batman:

It seems to be with browser for me, phone works
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Mike East:

I just got on the stream
Avatar 6:55pm
dk50b:

Yea I tried too, already listening on app
  6:56pm
Toothgrinder Tom:

Cannot connect; who hasn’t had that problem?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Asheville Jon:

i have 17 players open and they are all working
Avatar 6:56pm
Pixburgh:

refresh your browser
  6:56pm
Mike from Cranford:

see
the cool kids tables rules
  6:56pm
Listener Robert:

Andy'll figure out some other way to donate.
  6:56pm
jeremyb:

my phone took several attempts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Switchblade Batman:

nevermind, can't get back on with phone
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Huge:

Keep trying. I finally got 5 streams going.
  6:57pm
CC:

You can do this again next week and claim that it was technical difficulties and so it was canceled?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Pauly from Clifton:

Just signed in on my tablet. Six devices total.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Rob W:

Listening via iTunes (.pls) seems to be working and you can listen on your pad or phone but the pop-up on the FMU pages is not working...
  6:57pm
Sam the appraiser:

All you 17x listeners overwhelmed the system. It was never designed to handle “popularity”.
  6:58pm
Tom in Cotati:

I have 10 VLC connections going in addition to my Winamp stream. Can't open more.

I suspect you've maxed out available bandwidth
  6:58pm
Listener Robert:

Switch to .pls, folks.
  6:58pm
yippie:

for me only radiorethink broke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Asheville Jon:

i closed 10
Avatar 6:58pm
Marshall Stacks:

No one ever tested the stream servers with this many listeners, I bet.
  6:59pm
Sam the appraiser:

Andy payed some IT guy $1,000 so he wouldn’t have to pay 400.
  6:59pm
Anonymous Techie:

the 32KB stream works
Avatar 6:59pm
khd:

haha
  6:59pm
BetsyO:

Show just went off the air in DC,... hmmm, can’t reconnect,... the Man wins again!
  6:59pm
ami ad:

call Kenzo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Julie:

I feel like marathon finales would be up at that level though
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Call up Verizon and see if the trunk line is full. Reroute if necessary.
  6:59pm
Listener Robert:

Funniest 7SD moment in weeks or months!
  6:59pm
Patty D:

Ken you did ask for Russia hackers. What did you expect?
  6:59pm
polly onymous:

the bet is cancelled due to technical dificulties - the agreement was an open feed until 6.59 DO OVER
Avatar 7:00pm
Marshall Stacks:

Victims of their own success
Avatar 7:00pm
spodiodi:

thanks, Ken and Andy!
Avatar 7:00pm
spodiodi:

don't give up. call in the judges, Ken
  7:01pm
Anonymous Techie:

thnx for the laughs. they are much needed right now
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