WFMU: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from May 23, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:00am JakeGould: Hey!
	12:01am schnall: Hey
	♥ 12:01am Phillippe Bastille: hey
	🎸 ♥ 12:01am spodiodi: ahoy ahoy
	12:02am ami ad: halLoo
	♥ 12:02am Handy Haversack: Hello, Rich! Hello Pumpers-Up of (Dead) Things!
	🎸 ♥ 12:03am coelacanth∅: greetings rich, John, Darren?, Olivia? ... indigestible squirrel carcassoids
	♥ 12:04am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...and inflatables accu-wide!
	🎸 ♥ 12:04am chresti: Hello everbody.
	🎸 ♥ 12:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Hay!
	♥ 12:06am Mr. Pumpy: #1 movie
	12:07am schnall: Gang's all here!
	12:07am ?: I'm In this!
	12:07am schnall: We're all in this together.
	12:08am Blacktooth: From the sharks (JAWS) perspective, his story set to this song makes it seem like one last, long-shot attempt at making it big on the shore.
	♥ 12:08am rich: good morning jake, phillips, spodiodi, handy, cool, mr p, chresti, kfhp, ?, black tooth, and schnall, and you to look at: carlosramirezart.net www.instagram.com...
	12:08am schnall: it is as if God created the devil and gave him one last shot at the big time.
	12:09am ami ad: If the jaws don't shut tight it might be a matter of life or death.
	🎸 ♥ 12:10am coelacanth∅: my desire to see a glimpse of a topless woman was on full throttle when jaws came out but still not enough to make me sit through the movie; and that's the only reason i could think of.
	12:10am Stieg R Sea WA via Short Hills NJ: Blow it up Schnall!!! woo!
	♥ 12:10am Handy Haversack: I always think of myself as just vulnerable legs flailing in an ocean of threat anyways, so I can hang with this.
	♥ 12:11am ParUbi: Hey everyone
	🎸 ♥ 12:12am chresti: I never saw Jaws.
	12:12am sufferwords: asaahhhhhh...
	🎸 ♥ 12:12am coelacanth∅: Handy yah sometimes in not-clear water i consider that. i wouldn't even see it coming
	♥ 12:12am Mr. Pumpy: "My husband tells me you're in sharks."
	12:12am Blacktooth: @schnall: a super crappy JAWS reboot told from the perspective of the misunderstood shark. Let’s make a million dollars
	12:13am ami ad: @coelacantho:My desire to see a glimpse of a topless woman is ever present.Even more these days.
	12:13am schnall: Sort of a Grendel for sharks; that could definitely work.
	♥ 12:13am rich: coel and chresti you should see the film it's good. robert shaw especially. avoid all sequels and attempts to cash in by others except for piranha
	♥ 12:14am Handy Haversack: I just figure it's a useful way to think of most situations, @coela.
	12:14am schnall: Maybe in our reboot the shark is a vegetarian; that could really sell.
	🎸 ♥ 12:14am spodiodi: i was jaws for Halloween... how goth is this costume? www.denofgeek.com...
	♥ 12:15am Mr. Pumpy: @Blacktooth...make it even crappier yet, and up your profits!
	🎸 ♥ 12:15am coelacanth∅: ami ad yes that has never changed about me!
	12:15am schnall: Nice, spodiodi
	12:15am JakeGould: The Jaws reboot would have to be “Day of the Dolphin” but with a shark. A shark that kills for the military, until it realizes it’s being used.
	🎸 ♥ 12:16am chresti: spodi, maybe if you paint it black.
	12:17am ?: Great film. Great film.
	🎸 ♥ 12:17am spodiodi: it was kinda black around the eyes. i loved jaws awww
	🎸 ♥ 12:17am coelacanth∅: rich i respect your judgement ...just it's getting late. i don't see many movies; not my priority. but not out of the question if i live long enough!
	12:17am ami ad: A vegetarian shark equals a lactose intolarant kitty.
	♥ 12:17am Mr. Pumpy: @rich, agreed. Jaws II...JAWS WHO?!
	♥ 12:17am rich: jake it needs to talk in that case
	12:18am schnall: A vegetarian shark VS a lactose intolerant kitty; this script practically writes itself!
	12:18am Blacktooth: Seriously trying to get this crappy JAWS reboot some legs. The crappier the better. What’s Air Bud doing these days? Can we call his agent?
	♥ 12:18am Mr. Pumpy: Please don't smoke in here!
	12:18am ami ad: A talking shark?Unheared of.
	12:18am JakeGould: @rich: “Murder… I… Shark… No…”
	♥ 12:19am Handy Haversack: I think all cats are lactose intolerant. They just like fats.
	♥ 12:19am rich: but who does the voice?
	♥ 12:19am Mr. Pumpy: There it is. Squalus!
	♥ 12:20am Handy Haversack: Even though we're just swimming in the dark.
	12:20am schnall: This is not a boat accident!
	12:20am JakeGould: Garfield’s farts must be killer then.
	12:20am ami ad: If all cats are lactose intolerant are all sharks vegeterian?
	12:20am schnall: @rich: Steve Buscemi.
	12:20am PERSONATOR from Highland Park NJ: TIE A BOWLINE AND THROW IT OVER THE RUTTER!
	♥ 12:21am Mr. Pumpy: Whiskey going down well. I'm completely jazzed with this show. No joke, even as a film, ummm, addict? ...JAWS has kept the throne in my mind for decades.
	♥ 12:21am Richy4619: BRAVO! STAY HOME!!!
	12:21am Colleen: This is amazing!
	12:22am JakeGould: How about “Jaws vs. Godzilla”
	12:22am elwyn: I am loving this show. Has anyone played that new shark game "Maneater"?
	12:22am schnall: Thanks to Mr Jack Spillum (frequent Midnight Matinee contributor) for AoA
	🎸 ♥ 12:23am coelacanth∅: (isn't that true for the majority of animals?)
	♥ 12:24am Handy Haversack: And this paddle-ball game. And that's all.
	12:24am schnall: Some animals are not eating machines though. Some animals spend their day doing macrame. Or solitaire.
	♥ 12:25am Handy Haversack: @PERSONATOR: Someone yelling "tie a bowline!" with real desperation is one of my greatest fears. I need silence, whisky, and a cheat sheet.
	12:25am JakeGould: I went to Greenwood Cemetery this week and sat by a pond where one lone egret was carefully stalking the edge of the pond for fish… It did not care about me, but for about 2 hours just walked back and forth and murdered tiny fish.
	🎸 ♥ 12:25am coelacanth∅: -or online mahjong
	♥ 12:25am rich: schnall samuel jackson
	🎸 ♥ 12:26am spodiodi: elwyn, not until now, but it sounds promising "Experience the ultimate power fantasy as the apex predator of the seas - a giant Shark! Terrorize the coastal waterways. Tear swimmers and divers limb from limb, give the humans a reason to fear you!" (and looks it)
	♥ 12:26am Mr. Pumpy: This is...YES!!!! I don't know what to say. BRUCE!
	12:26am schnall: Egrets, I've got a few, but then again...
	12:26am ami ad: Aren't sharks actually Pescetarian Vegetarian?
	♥ 12:26am rich: some animals gather round the table and play poker
	♥ 12:26am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...you'll just trade it all for a thermos.
	♥ 12:27am Handy Haversack: @rich, I raise.
	♥ 12:27am rich: what do you do with your few egrets?
	12:27am schnall: Samuel Jackson, Steve Buscemi, Lassie and Charo playing poker for our entertainment.
	🎸 ♥ 12:27am coelacanth∅: John @12.26 haha
	♥ 12:27am Mr. Pumpy: AOD, Spielberg, Zappa, and Benchley walk into a bar...
	12:28am ami ad: @rich:Beasts.
	12:28am JakeGould: Egrets… I’ve had a few… But pardon me… They were too gamey…
	12:29am schnall: If you could be any animal playing poker, what card would you lead with?
	12:29am JakeGould: The best way to avoid getting killed by sharks kin movies is to not have sex.
	♥ 12:30am Mr. Pumpy: I have food to prepare, but his accu is too damn fun. Fun! FUN!!
	♥ 12:31am Mr. Pumpy: Nails on a chalkboard, baby!
	♥ 12:31am Handy Haversack: I mean, if I know it was gonna be that kind of party, I'd have had more sharks come along.
	12:31am JakeGould: Anyway, when saw that egret I endlessly had the though of putting a very tiny top hat on it’s head.
	🎸 ♥ 12:32am spodiodi: this is great. man. this is great.
	♥ 12:33am Mr. Pumpy: For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
	♥ 12:34am Mr. Pumpy: I woulda stuck my dorsal fin in the scalloped potatoes!
	♥ 12:34am Handy Haversack: Yeah, this is spectacular!
	🎸 ♥ 12:34am spodiodi: Hoochie Coochie Seaman is killing me (reminds me of trying to amuse each other while drinking, making up blues songs... oh wow. thank you, Rich, John)
	♥ 12:34am rich: otter ace
	12:34am schnall: That Quint sure can sing.
	12:34am ami ad: Is catching wild birds fair game these days?
	🎸 ♥ 12:35am Ken From Hyde Park: This is somewhere between Jabberjaw and Sharknado.
	12:35am schnall: Catching fair birds is wildly game.
	🎸 ♥ 12:35am spodiodi: Sharknado 1,2,3,4,5?
	♥ 12:36am Mr. Pumpy: It's the politician deciding to open up early! 4th of July economy and all...
	♥ 12:36am Mr. Pumpy: rich...you slipping an allegory in on us?!
	♥ 12:36am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Is a bird in the hand still worth more than two freerange wild birds in the bush?
	12:36am ami ad: Birds fall from the sky while hitting glass sky scrapers.
	12:36am JakeGould: Just went through a list of “fun” and “weird” art events in NYC and wow… There is a lot of garbage streaming out there.
	♥ 12:37am rich: i always slip in an allegory mr p hard to keep your footing when they cross your path
	♥ 12:37am silentkid: Had to log in and heap on more praise---this may be the best thing ever! or at least the best thing right now! Kudos schnall...
	12:38am Jim H: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
	♥ 12:38am Mr. Pumpy: rich...truth! Alright, going ten feet away to prep some food. I'll check in for all the funny stuff.
	♥ 12:39am Mr. Pumpy: "I don't have to take this abuse much longer!"
	12:39am schnall: Slipping on allegories can be dangerous
	♥ 12:39am Handy Haversack: I really think he means it about the bigger boat.
	♥ 12:39am Mr. Pumpy: Broke my heart
	12:40am ami ad: @Jim H:Laser beams under water?What?
	12:40am schnall: Mary Ellen Moffat. I bet he just made her up.
	♥ 12:40am rich: especially if they're too tight
	♥ 12:40am Handy Haversack: This track is already perfect.
	♥ 12:40am Mr. Pumpy: Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
	12:41am Stieg R: wonderful scene in this movie where schneider takes every book out of the library out about sharks and has a learning montage pouring over the books on the floor
	12:41am schnall: That horrible high-pitched screaming
	12:42am ami ad: Shark is Whack.
	♥ 12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Did Stephin Merritt, Tom Waits, Bill Callahan, and Robert Shaw collaborate on this one?
	12:42am schnall: terrible, horrible, inconsolable, thesaurusable
	12:43am JakeGould: Hey! Any of you regulars remember what Middle Eastern theme dance party or such Sheila B. mentioned on her show today? Something that shifted gears to helping those in need during these crisis filled days?
	🎸 ♥ 12:43am coelacanth∅: haha Jim H coincidentally i made a dr.evil reference earlier this evening, not something that happens often.
	12:43am Jim H: Biggest shark I ever saw while diving was a 14’ Tiger. And she was gravid (if that’s the right word). Full of baby shark. BIG around.
	♥ 12:44am Handy Haversack: This is SO GOOD. Jake, I think it became evlovesqueens.com.
	♥ 12:44am rich: the sore is able
	🎸 ♥ 12:44am coelacanth∅: Pumpy @12.42 and Walter Brennan
	🎸 ♥ 12:45am spodiodi: this is great... next, i need to listen to The Texas Chainsaw Love Story Love will keep us together... (linked from schnall's website [ thank you! ])
	12:45am schnall: Awww, thanks spodiodi!
	♥ 12:45am Handy Haversack: I've just ... danced to this in Parsippany. I have. What a world.
	12:46am schnall: Ark U. Kidden?
	🎸 ♥ 12:47am Ken From Hyde Park: @Jake - In her communiqué, she mentioned Disco Tehran - mailchi.mp...
	12:47am schnall: Additional shout-outs to Steve Dovas and Nicholas Spillum, takes a village to kill a shark.
	♥ 12:47am rich: here's john's website when you need more midnight matinee: www.quality-schnallity.com...
	12:48am ami ad: One time I was on an army guard post,there were Lebanese fisherman fishing with dynamite down below,a shark appeared but they were not bothered.Fish in Peace.
	12:50am Stieg R: Captain Schnall: is the crappy piano dead? Now there was a beautiful musical application
	12:50am schnall: Flash is dead. Long live flash. I miss the crappy piano. But progress moves forward everly.
	12:51am Colleen: I love this so much
	12:51am CPO Sharkey: Ahoy!
	12:51am ?: Thank you
	12:51am schnall: Hey ?:, nice to see you here!
	12:52am ami ad: Hello ?
	12:53am JakeGould: @Handy @Ken: Thanks!
	♥ 12:53am rich: hello?
	♥ 12:53am Handy Haversack: Colleen! @schnall, this is some great stuff.
	🎸 ♥ 12:53am spodiodiw: wow, we are amused here
	🎸 ♥ 12:53am coelacanth∅: and ronald mcdonald reagan tried to use "jaws in the usa" for his election campaign
	♥ 12:54am rich: how could there have been only two
	12:54am schnall: One two three four!
	♥ 12:54am rich: hit it!
	12:55am ami ad: Wait Colleen is with us?Colleen!
	♥ 12:55am Handy Haversack: spodiodi, I must be drunk -- I'm seeing double u!
	12:55am Agent Peter: turn up the bass drum!
	♥ 12:55am rich: w
	🎸 ♥ 12:55am Ken From Hyde Park: The last few weeks, Jonesey has been starting his show with the Jaws scare theme.
	♥ 12:56am Handy Haversack: Say the "D"!
	12:57am Jim H: Okay hear me out here. Jaws was just Moby Dick for the masses. Ask Peter Benchley.
	🎸 ♥ 12:58am spodiodiw: coel, my friend had a pipe with Reagan's head/face as the bowl (i think with his hand to his ear), and "Just say no!" somewhere on it. cracked me up when he broke it out over at his house
	12:58am ami ad: @Handy Haversack:I'm holding my face up,controversial yet effective,can still answer the math problems.
	♥ 12:58am Aitch: Freaking me out like PR Gnus Of The World News I heard on the Jungle room earlier......
	12:58am schnall: @Jim H: Does that make Sharknado The Caine Mutiny?
	♥ 1:00am Handy Haversack: @ami ad: I believe in you! @Jim H, sure ... it's just ... it doesn't change the way mustard tastes, you know?
	🎸 ♥ 1:00am spodiodiw: Handy, we have that effect on people, drunk or not
	1:01am ami ad: What happened to spodiodi?
	1:01am Stieg R: guys i missed it, did the shark live happily ever after?
	1:01am Jim H: @Schnall. But where does that leave Left Shark?
	🎸 ♥ 1:01am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, John. Looking forward to Jawsy Shore 3-D!
	♥ 1:01am Handy Haversack: He's double me now. w?
	♥ 1:01am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I can see that!
	1:02am ami ad: Thanks Handy Haversack,that means a lot.
	1:02am Jim H: Brilliant!! Loved it.
	🎸 ♥ 1:02am coelacanth∅: Thanks schnall that was Excellent! now i don't need to see the movie
	🎸 ♥ 1:03am dubya: dag, Handy, no idea -- i hadn't noticed THANKS JOHN SCHNALL
	♥ 1:03am Handy Haversack: @coela, you really don't! OR live down the Shore.
	1:03am ami ad: @Stieg R:Shark Tank was cancelled no?
	1:04am Jim H: Yep. Huzzah for the crew of skeletons!
	♥ 1:04am Mr. Pumpy: Schnall...killer stuff! Thank you. Rich, I thank you too for bringing it this way. Amazing!
	🎸 ♥ 1:04am dubya: test (looked ok on profile)
	🎸 ♥ 1:05am coelacanth∅: spodi that's hilarious! (@12.58)
	🎸 ♥ 1:05am spodiodi: thank you, skeleton crew
	1:05am schnall: Fun hanging out with you all. Keep them pearly white.
	🎸 ♥ 1:07am spodiodi: coel, i was just thinking about him earlier today, though it's been years (i can't remember why now)
	♥ 1:07am Handy Haversack: That was some great radio, schnall. Thanks for making it,
	1:08am ami ad: @coelacantho:I'm one with your desire,sorry for the late reply.
	♥ 1:08am Mr. Pumpy: So I didn't even get to the food prep yet because I decided to purge pop's fridge and found twenty or so jars of expired shite. Two of them were hot sauces from years back and as the crescendo of that segment was coming I was pouring them down the drain and it was mixing with all types of other wannabe condiments...fucking caustic! It added to the ending. Just now pops wandered out for some water and I told him to beware the jars all over the place. He yelled at me with his dentures out that he didn't want to talk right now. Ahh..I'm living over here!
	♥ 1:09am rich: thank you john
	🎸 ♥ 1:09am coelacanth∅: weird spodi. that shit happens to me all the time too (at least twice today)
	1:12am ami ad: Power to you Mr. Pumpy,
	🎸 ♥ 1:12am coelacanth∅: hang in there Pumpy
	1:13am grtyvr: jesus! his voice
	1:14am tom: yes that previous song had me thinking of Leonard Cohen
	🎸 ♥ 1:14am spodiodi: admire your patience and dedication, Mr. P
	♥ 1:14am rich: mr p whenever you see expired condiments you will think jawsy shore
	🎸 ♥ 1:14am coelacanth∅: (correction: at least 3 times, spodi, if i count Leonard Cohen, who i was just reading about an hour ago...)
	1:15am grtyvr: fuuuuuu! I missed a midnight matinee.. To the archives tomorrow...
	🎸 ♥ 1:15am spodiodi: old salsa? Salsa Shark! (Clerks)
	🎸 ♥ 1:16am spodiodi: youtu.be...
	♥ 1:18am rich: Saturday 2-6:30pm Corbet vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest (Vol. 3) w/Steve Beresford; Anna Högberg & Finn Loxbo; Paal Nilssen-Love; Peter Brötzmann; films & videos; Rebekah Heller; Rob Mazurek; Hamid Drake ess.org... 4pm Pamela Z www.pamelaz.com... Sunday 12pm-12am Memorial Day Meltdown: hosted by Quintron & Miss Pussycat, King Khan, Eric Oblivian and Sean Spits, w/Nobunny, The Zeros, Jack Oblivian & The Sheiks, Bloodhot Bill, Paul Collins, Aquarian Blood, et al. www.facebook.com... 1pm Kishi Bashi gigs.guide... 1pm Black Lips www.roughtrade.com... 3pm Yo-Yo Ma plays Bach’s complete cello suites live www.youtube.com... 4-6:30pm Ka Baird curates: Livestream shorts (Victoria Keddie, Aki Onda); Duncan Moore; Speaker Music; MV Carbon; The Space Lady ess.org...
	1:18am ami ad: Shark less salsa is my preferred salsa.But no salsa works too.
	🎸 ♥ 1:19am Ken From Hyde Park: This seems familiar like "Mother" from Pink Floyd.
	🎸 ♥ 1:20am spodiodi: i hear you, coel. i resisted typing a bunch of unintersting connections last night when i mentioned i had Mini Pearl tomatoes in my home... that related to a band by a name days earlier on here that reminded me of BR-549, having had explained Minnie Pearl to my lady, per the tomatoes in our home (i don't know if she'd even heard of Hee-Haw) -- i've always noticed that all cool things are connected
	🎸 ♥ 1:20am coelacanth∅: Old Salsa, by Fabergé. To bring out the Spice in your Life.
	♥ 1:21am rich: shark is fine as long as it's spicy with peaches
	♥ 1:22am rich: explaining minnie pearl is a good title for a book
	🎸 ♥ 1:23am Ken From Hyde Park: Minsplaining
	1:24am ami ad: @spodiodi:Tomatoes stink anyhow.
	1:25am Tookie: help
	🎸 ♥ 1:25am coelacanth∅: not a fan of shark as a food -though i don't know what kind of shark i've eaten. too dense, not fatty enough...(never had it spicy with peaches)
	🎸 ♥ 1:25am spodiodi: the rotten kind do, ami ad
	♥ 1:26am rich: tookie how may we help you?
	🎸 ♥ 1:27am coelacanth∅: we have advice. free advice. occasionally good advice. Free.
	1:27am ami ad: Worked on a tomato farm many years ago,we had to separate the green and red ones,they all stink,and then go to the lab and get the seeds out.Smelly situation.
	🎸 ♥ 1:29am spodiodi: coel, "ahhh, thee price of eet" youtu.be... (don't let the orange disaster see)
	🎸 ♥ 1:31am spodiodi: i had no idea, ami ad. which smell worse? seeds out... why?
	🎸 ♥ 1:32am spodiodi: "the world's most indulgent disinfectant"
	♥ 1:33am Mr. Pumpy: And that's how long it takes to clean a decade's worth of sauces and condiments out of a large refrigerator. Emptied into a container and flushed before rinsing the bottles. I should have put it in a blender and marketed it. Maraschino cherries go well with expired hoisin sauce and Caesar dressing, I'd reckon!
	♥ 1:34am rich: depends on what you mix it with. rum maybe.
	♥ 1:34am Mr. Pumpy: rich...those cawndiments had jawsy shore all over them...and now they are all over me.
	♥ 1:35am rich: i bet that smells worse than tomatoes
	🎸 ♥ 1:35am spodiodi: from the sfdph website's covid faq "Can I use a plastic Halloween mask for myself or my child as a face covering?No.Face coverings cannot cover the eyes or forehead.Also, a face covering should conform with the nose and mouth fairly well, and a rigid plastic mask would not do this"
	1:35am ami ad: @spodiodi:Rotten tomatoes in a hot field have a certain stench to them,but cutting tomatoes in a lab and saving the seeds smelt worse.For years I could not stand the smell or eat tomatoes,still never buy tomatoes to this day.
	🎸 ♥ 1:36am spodiodi: sounds like some chum, Mr. Pumpy
	♥ 1:36am rich: plus there's usually nose holes in a halloween mask
	🎸 ♥ 1:36am coelacanth∅: haha spodi funny stuff!
	♥ 1:36am rich: rum chum
	1:37am ami ad: @rich:The nose holes let the tomato smell in.
	🎸 ♥ 1:37am spodiodi: or you could at least produce some chum yourself by taking a good long deep smell of that cocktail, pumpy
	♥ 1:37am Mr. Pumpy: spod...I could have chummed the parking lot for septuagenarians!
	🎸 ♥ 1:38am coelacanth∅: ("compulsion") ... i despise throwing food out but old salsa smells good as it's being poured into the toilet
	🎸 ♥ 1:38am spodiodi: lol
	1:40am ami ad: All Tomato based Salsa should be poured down the drain.
	1:40am tom: I have a bunch of old stuff in my fridge that needs to get thrown out. this is very inspiring
	♥ 1:42am Mr. Pumpy: I started choking because there were two lethal hot sauces in there. That fact, along with all the glass jars teetering on the counter top above a tile floor, was why I cautioned my old man, Alas, I was stifled! It's all good. He likes to think he's still sleeping when he rolls out here, tomorrow he'll blame me if he didn't get enough rest. Then I'll bust out the small reserve of the secret sauce, Chummees! All will be right in the world.
	♥ 1:42am Mr. Pumpy: tom...do it! It was an evacuation, if you know what I'm getting at.
	♥ 1:43am rich: expired date night
	1:43am tom: like taking a shit!
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am spodiodi: we need one here (again), for certain
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am coelacanth∅: (last chance with marianne?)
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am coelacanth∅: ...(i mean dance...)
	🎸 ♥ 1:45am spodiodi: tom, like releasing your "entire burden", as Clay Pigeon would say
	1:47am ami ad: Didn't rich hit the 20 comments limit already?
	1:48am tom: clay can be funny
	♥ 1:48am rich: unfortunately there are no limits to comments anymore ami
	1:48am ami ad: If everything is luxury,nothing is luxury.
	🎸 ♥ 1:49am spodiodi: rich, why are you looking at me?
	🎸 ♥ 1:49am spodiodi: ami ad, i'm sayin'
	1:49am ami ad: @rich:True FreeForm.
	♥ 1:50am rich: everything is nothing
	1:52am ami ad: @spodiodi:I do consume tomatoes in pizza sauce and ketchup,that's it.
	🎸 ♥ 1:52am coelacanth∅: "any more"? there wasn't ever a limit was there?
	1:52am ami ad: and nothing is something.
	♥ 1:52am Mr. Pumpy: rich, I like expired date night. It could mean so many things. Most of them interesting...
	♥ 1:53am Mr. Pumpy: Yes, tom. Like taking a shit. I appreciate you.
	🎸 ♥ 1:53am spodiodi: ketchup? paging St. Reagan (again)
	1:54am tom: thanks
	1:54am ami ad: Spaghetti with ketchup,was a staple growing up.
	🎸 ♥ 1:54am coelacanth∅: funeral homes are a common destination on expired date nights
	♥ 1:55am slugluv1313: @ JakeGould and @Ken From Hyde Park -- damn! i missed almost all of Sheila B.'s show earlier -- definitely going to check out Disco Tehran
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am spodiodi: young ami ad: thereforenow.com...
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am coelacanth∅: spodi haha yeah
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am spodiodi: coel lol
	1:55am ami ad: The rotten tomatoes from the field went to ketchup making,the good ones to export.
	♥ 1:56am Mr. Pumpy: spod...it's a vegetable AND Dan Quayle can't spell 'potato'
	1:57am ami ad: @spodiodi:Yes,something of the form.Cheers.
	🎸 ♥ 1:58am spodiodi: a million years of evolution / we get danny quayle
	🎸 ♥ 1:59am coelacanth∅: devo
	🎸 ♥ 1:59am spodiodi: boingo
	🎸 ♥ 2:00am spodiodi: Spyrogyra - nice surprise
	♥ 2:00am Mr. Pumpy: We have a duty NOW...for the future. Fucking visionaries.
	2:01am ami ad: @spodiodi:Texted my mom to authenticate that pic.I'll update.
	🎸 ♥ 2:01am spodiodi: the white folks think they're at the top ask any proud white male a million years of evolution we get danny quayle
	🎸 ♥ 2:01am spodiodi: i think it might be one of your ancestors, ami ad. old pic, no?
	🎸 ♥ 2:03am spodiodi: slugluv1313, speaking of ancestors, i too have some hungarian blood
	♥ 2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Is this a dead man's party?
	2:04am ami ad: @spodiodi:I'm not sure,not as young as I seem,might be my older brother there actually.
	🎸 ♥ 2:05am spodiodi: who could ask for more, mrpumpy?
	♥ 2:06am slugluv1313: Marlo Thomas making "ketchup soup" at the Automat on "That Girl" was intended to be funny -- but, even though i was just a kid, i also saw it as kinda sad, demonstrating how broke she was as a struggling actress in NYC but geez, at no point did i ever think that years later, ketchup would be seriously categorized as a "vegetable"!
	2:06am ami ad: @spodiodi:So do I,Magyar blood.
	♥ 2:07am Mr. Pumpy: spod...Ed Zachary!
	2:07am ami ad: @slugluv1313:Long live the U.S.A....
	🎸 ♥ 2:07am spodiodi: ami ad, i think you dated yourself earler related to some goth chat (in HS around '94? i thought)
	♥ 2:08am slugluv1313: @ spodiodi -- ahhh cool! not a lot of us out there!
	♥ 2:08am Mr. Pumpy: slug...it's Reaganomics, and it's trickle down condiment theory!
	♥ 2:08am rich: Monday 9am Richard Thompson www.bandsintown.com... 1pm Brigid Mae Power www.roughtrade.com... Tuesday 4pm Ezra Furman gigs.guide... Wednesday 12-4pm Berio Sequenza ZOOMarathon www.youtube.com... Thursday 1pm Brian Shimkovitz (Awesome Tapes From Africa) www.roughtrade.com... 6pm The Music of Mali and the Balafon w/Balla Kouyaté and Banning Eyre www.worldmusicinstitute.org... 8pm Victoria Keddie www.fridmanlive.com 9-11pm Damon Locks; Tomeka Reid; Nicole Mitchell; Jeff Parker ess.org... Friday 4pm Low www.instagram.com... 5pm Sharon Van Etten www.bandsintown.com...
	2:09am ami ad: @spodiodi:I was 14 in 1994.
	♥ 2:09am rich: Support WFMU Rent WBCN and the American Revolution: lcmedia.vhx.tv... Rent Other Music: othermusic.vhx.tv... Rent Once Were Brothers: Robbie Robertson and The Band: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Rent Nico. 1988: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Joan Jett: Bad Reputation: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Good Old Freda: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... The King: the-king.vhx.tv... Thursday May 28 WFMU and the Museum of Interesting Things present Mind Your Manners: 16mm short films on Driving, Etiquette and more. www.eventbrite.com...
	♥ 2:09am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks, Rich!!!
	🎸 ♥ 2:09am spodiodi: trickle down condiments took on new meaning tonight, mr P
	🎸 ♥ 2:10am spodiodi: and thanks, Rich!
	🎸 ♥ 2:12am spodiodi: pretty much a match, based on chat data recollection, ami ad
	🎸 ♥ 2:13am spodiodi: is Magyarsauce devoid of tomatoes?
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am spodiodi: goulash sometimes has tomatoes, at least
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am coelacanth∅: time to go dream about sharks (www.classicdriver.com...), peaches, salsa, pears, dates, tomatoes, hot sauce and ketchup. (and maybe catsup) Thanks Rich! Thanks John! Thanks Darren! have a good night everyone
	♥ 2:14am slugluv1313: a friend of mine had a subscription to "The Quayle Quarterly" -- she was sharing this tiny hellhole on East 7th Street (yeah this was before the LES got all gentrified) with another friend/graduate student -- they were/are incredibly intelligent, but at the time, totally broke and struggling . . . my friend would sit there reading the Quayle Quarterly, shaking her head, "HOW did this happen???" etc.
	♥ 2:14am rich: good night coel
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am spodiodi: goodnight, coel! sleep well!
	2:15am ami ad: @spodiodi:Never met a Hungarian tomato dish.I do appreciate that picture for we had a similar one hanging in the kitchen. Thank you kindly.
	♥ 2:15am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- indeed! surely they considered packets of mustard, duck sauce, etc., vegetables too??
	♥ 2:15am Mr. Pumpy: spod, you reminded me how epic that Oing to the Boing song is. Check out this live cut. It begins with some Forbidden Zone footage... www.youtube.com...
	♥ 2:16am slugluv1313: @ Rich -- WOW thank-you for all these listings!
	🎸 ♥ 2:16am spodiodi: that old thing blink blink yeah, twas all over, i think (at least on the boardwalk, in b&w poster format)
	♥ 2:16am Mr. Pumpy: slug, if they could pass it then styrofoam would be a veggie.
	♥ 2:17am slugluv1313: good night, coelacanthø! have fun with the sharks!
	♥ 2:18am Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I think I'm just about inebriated enough to actually make a run at prepping that food now. If pops comes out again I'll be sure to just dance around him like a culinary apparition and not mutter a word! Ha! Ya gotta laugh lest ya lose your mind!
	🎸 ♥ 2:18am spodiodi: mrPumpy, i know it well, thank you!
	🎸 ♥ 2:19am spodiodi: good luck, mr. p
	2:19am ami ad: is sleeping with the sharks dangerous?
	♥ 2:19am Mr. Pumpy: later, coel!
	🎸 ♥ 2:21am spodiodi: not if you wear a jaws mask
	♥ 2:21am Mr. Pumpy: I'm listening...and going in for the cooking, fo real this time...unless...THE FREEZER?! Are there 15 year old pork chops calling my name...looking to get out of meat purgatory?! I'm not going to look.
	2:21am ami ad: Jawsy Shore,Only Where You Are At.
	♥ 2:21am Mr. Pumpy: rich, this song rules.
	♥ 2:21am slugluv1313: my Mom used to make Lecsó with the tomatoes we grew in our backyard -- and then store by canning or freezing for the Winter
	♥ 2:22am Mr. Pumpy: aka, that song ruled. Cooper...
	🎸 ♥ 2:22am spodiodi: mr. pumpy, you crack me right up
	♥ 2:23am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- be afraid! be VERY afraid! :)
	♥ 2:23am rich: i imagine one of those strange chefs who make meals using foam and such has vegan styrofoam on their menu
	♥ 2:23am Mr. Pumpy: Spod...I'm just bummed because Meat Purgatory cancelled their Fall tour.
	2:23am ami ad: Tomato Lecso?No sir I don't like the sound of that.
	🎸 ♥ 2:25am spodiodi: stop
	♥ 2:25am Handy Haversack: I was on the phone (with Jarrett, Mr. Pumpy) but listening. This is a great show, rich!
	♥ 2:25am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- no offense intended! just knew that in my brain somewhere there was some sort of Hungarian food that used tomatoes
	🎸 ♥ 2:25am spodiodi: going to wake ppl up
	2:25am ami ad: Corporate Veganism is Not The Answer.
	♥ 2:25am rich: mr p pork chops in their teens are trouble not as sullen as lamb chops in their teens however
	🎸 ♥ 2:26am spodiodi: how do, Handy?
	♥ 2:27am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- ha ha! as a vegan, i totally agree!
	2:28am ami ad: @slugluv1313:None taken,just tomatoes are a touchy subject for me,it's cool.
	🎸 ♥ 2:28am spodiodi: i know there's an answer chops won't be teens forever. enjoy it!
	🎸 ♥ 2:29am spodiodi: them*
	2:29am tom: thor and friends- from Austin- right?
	♥ 2:31am rich: yes
	2:31am ami ad: @sluglouv1313:The person that was in charge of the tomato experiment I happend to be part of recently got an award for his hard work,trying to trace the flavor of ancient tomatoes.
	♥ 2:32am Handy Haversack: OK, spodiodi. Took out the recycling, gave my hands the handwashing of their lives, continued digging the music. Not. Too. Shabby. How goes?
	2:33am tom: thanks rich
	♥ 2:35am Mr. Pumpy: Handy! All good with J?
	♥ 2:35am rich: here's what some theaters are streaming this week: Anthology Film Archives streaming The Wolf House; Those That, At A Distance, Resemble Another (through May 24); Walden and Lost Lost Lost (Jonas Mekas); Notes On An American Film Director At Work: Martin Scorsese (Jonas Mekas); Mother (Bong Joon-ho magnoliapictures.vhx.tv...); Parabeton; Movie That Invites Pausing (Ken Jacobs) anthologyfilmarchives.org... Film Forum: filmforum.org Capital in the Twenty-First Century; Band of Outsiders; Rififi; Lee Grant’s Down and Out in America; The Booksellers; What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael; Beanpole; Mephisto; Incitement; The Whistlers; Sorry We Missed You; The Wild Goose Lake; L’Innocente; Corpus Christi; César and Rosalie; Les Choses de la Vie; L’Important C’est D’Aimer; La Traversée De Paris Film at Lincoln Center: www.filmlinc.org Bacurau; The Booksellers; Deerskin; Liberté; Santiago, Italia; Satantango; Someone, Somewhere; Vitalina Varela; The Whistlers; A White, White Day; On A Magical Night; Caro Diario; Mysteries of Lisbon (the original six-part miniseries); Joan of Arc Angelika Film Center: www.filmlinc.org Spaceship Earth; Jose; On A Magical Night Alamo On Demand: ondemand.drafthouse.com
	2:37am ami ad: Rockers.Release your'self.
	🎸 ♥ 2:38am spodiodi: wb, Handy. just recovering from laughing and smiling. enjoying the music
	♥ 2:38am Mr. Pumpy: Chicken breasts trimmed and about to grill. Turkey taco meat as well? Me thinks yes! I stayed away from that Freezer from Hades. The River Styx is between the fridge section and the freezer. Charon was calling, but I don't have the tokens.
	🎸 ♥ 2:39am spodiodi: -smiling (why recover?)
	♥ 2:39am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- ugh, yeah, can totally understand the aversion to tomatoes
	2:40am ?: On-U Sound in the area and all is right with the world
	♥ 2:41am rich: if you're looking for something to read here's a bunch of issues of interzone, one of the best science fiction magazines, up there with new worlds: Interzone: archive.org...
	♥ 2:42am Mr. Pumpy: rich, thanks so much for all the info tonight! And the tunes...that's a given.
	♥ 2:43am rich: mr p glad you didn't have the tokens
	♥ 2:43am Handy Haversack: @spod: Yeah! No reason for smile recovery so far! @Pumpy: All cool. J'erts a bit lonely. He apologized again for his internet crapping out on Sunday. Also, we both worked on our Jay impressions.
	2:43am ami ad: Red Fruites/vegetabels were considered toxic for many years no?
	♥ 2:45am Mr. Pumpy: rich, me too! Because as condiments can attest, here is a glutton for punishment.
	2:45am ami ad: So was being red.
	♥ 2:45am slugluv1313: one of the kitties here is lounging on the desk, next to the computer . . . i think he is digging the On-U Sound groove too? or maybe just waiting for my now-empty bowl? (yeah, finally ate something myself -- sleep patterns and everything else totally out of whack)
	♥ 2:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...good, and great!
	♥ 2:46am Mr. Pumpy: Not the lonely part. The he's good and impersonations...
	♥ 2:46am Mr. Pumpy: If someone told me this was a Cure b-side from around 83 I would believe it in a minute.
	2:47am ami ad: @slugluv1313:Same here,up this late,barely been eating the past few weeks,liquid diet mostly.
	♥ 2:48am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- right? i was thinking same thing -- maybe not The Cure but Birthday Party, Bauhaus
	2:48am ami ad: Liquid and smoke.
	♥ 2:49am Mr. Pumpy: slug...yeah!
	♥ 2:51am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- yeah, i keep hearing how a lot of people have been bingeing like crazy (esp. on crappy/junk food), gaining a lot of weight -- for me it has been like the opposite, not much of an appetite at all -- eating a lot less but strangely, eating "healthier"
	♥ 2:51am Handy Haversack: I also have my first mosquito bites of the season. I think the jig is up!
	♥ 2:51am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- ahh EVERY day is World Goth Day, hah!
	♥ 2:53am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	♥ 2:53am rich: alright everyone thanks for hanging out, listening, commenting. have a good week. perhaps i'll figure out a way to make expired date night more than something that sounds like it should be something. or maybe not. and stay safe.
	2:54am ami ad: @slug:Yeah.I was never big on food,but I eat even less these days.Had some cookies and a sandwich today.And tea and Hash.
	2:55am tom: thanks rich well done
	♥ 2:55am rich: Blood Plasma Donations Hospitals are in need of convalescent plasma donations to determine if antibodies found in the plasma of people who have recovered from COVID-19 can be used as a treatment. COVID-19 survivors who are interested in donating plasma must have a laboratory-confirmed case of COVID-19 and be otherwise eligible to donate blood. In New Jersey, University Hospital in Newark is collecting donations. Contact the Rutgers and University Hospital COVID-19 Treatment Group at 973-972-5474 or by email covidplasma@uhnj.org for more information. In New York City, New York Blood Center is collecting donations. Visit the Blood Center’s website at nybc.org for more information and to donate blood.
	♥ 2:55am Mr. Pumpy: rich, amazing! Thank you so much. Be well!
	2:56am ami ad: Thank you.
	🎸 ♥ 2:57am spodiodi: thanks, Rich! thanks, Darren! thanks, John Schnall! thanks all / night!
	2:58am grtyvr: thank you to WFMU for keeping us sane
	♥ 2:58am Handy Haversack: Thanks, rich!
	2:59am ami ad: JobLess.
	♥ 2:59am slugluv1313: thanks again, Rich, for the excellent tunes/vibes, and all the informative links :) i know i have mentioned this before, but i cannot thank you and all at WFMU and everyone on the comments board -- you are all a HUGE positive presence during these bizarre, often depressing and frightening times :)

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from May 23, 2020

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May 23, 2020: John Schnall’s Midnight Matinee Presents: Jawsy Shore
Just when you thought it was safe (or maybe not) to go back to the Joisey Shore, Midnight Matinee strikes again with a horrifying mix of vintage Spielberg and Garden State soufflé. A behemoth, a monster, an eating machine, a Situation. Tune in at Midnight, Saturday, May 23, on Rich Hazelton’s Inflatable Squirrel Carcass to experience the terror of… Jawsy Shore.

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	The Beach Is Open	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Born to Swim	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:01:17 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Ocean Hassle	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:07:13 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	AoA	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:12:52 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Eating Machine	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:19:22 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Bruce's Lament	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:21:24 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	The Jawsy Shore	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:26:06 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Hoochie Coochie Seaman	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:28:29 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	A Bigger Boat	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:33:02 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Jawsy Girl	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:37:28 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Captain Quint	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:43:42 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Jaws vs. The Jersey Shore Trailer	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:46:43 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	Sequels	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:49:20 (Pop-up)
John Schnall's Midnight Matinee	The Beach Is Closed	Jawsy Shore	John Schnall	0:56:34 (Pop-up)

Matt Elliott	The Day After That "The Day After That" by "Matt Elliott"	Farewell To All We Know	Ici D'Ailleurs	1:05:24 (Pop-up)
Leonard Cohen	Traveling Light "Traveling Light" by "Leonard Cohen"	You Want It Darker	Columbia	1:09:25 (Pop-up)
Terry Allen and the Panhandle Mystery Band	Houdini Didn’t Like the Spiritualists	Just Like Moby Dick	Paradise Of Bachelors	1:13:41 (Pop-up)
Neko Case	Hold On, Hold On "Hold On, Hold On" by "Neko Case"	Fox Confessor Brings The Flood	Anti-	1:17:43 (Pop-up)
Opal	Northern Line "Northern Line" by "Opal"	Early Recordings	Rough Trade	1:20:25 (Pop-up)
Boduf Songs	Last Glimmer On A Hill At Dusk	How Shadows Chase The Balance	Kranky	1:24:59 (Pop-up)
Floating Flower	Falling Colours "Falling Colours" by "Floating Flower"	1st & 2nd	Black Plastic Sound	1:30:06 (Pop-up)
Reynols	Ostra Covirr "Ostra Covirr" by "Reynols"	Home Tapes Vol. 1	TQN-aut	1:37:32 (Pop-up)
Spires That In The Sunset Rise	Let The Crows Fly	This Is Fire	Secret Eye	1:42:53 (Pop-up)
Spyrogyra	The Future Won’t Be Long	St. Radigunds	Repertoire	1:48:04 (Pop-up)
Stormy Six	Gianfranco Mattei "Gianfranco Mattei" by "Stormy Six"	Un Biglietto Del Tram	Fonit Cetra	1:52:18 (Pop-up)

Ben Charest	The Chase "The Chase" by "Ben Charest"	The Triplets of Belleville	Higher Octave Soundtracks	2:03:14 (Pop-up)
The Books	Be Good To Them Always "Be Good To Them Always" by "The Books"	Lost And Safe	Tomlab	2:08:31 (Pop-up)
Alexandre Desplat	M. Ivan "M. Ivan" by "Alexandre Desplat"	The Grand Budapest Hotel	abcko	2:13:19 (Pop-up)
Jon Brion	Drive In "Drive In" by "Jon Brion"	Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind	Hollywood Records	2:14:33 (Pop-up)
Lindsay Cooper	Domestic Bliss (end credits)	Rarities Volumes 1 & 2	ReR	2:16:49 (Pop-up)
Phew	Doze "Doze" by "Phew"	Phew	Les Disques Du Soleil Et De L’Acier	2:19:25 (Pop-up)
Thor & Friends	Grassfire "Grassfire" by "Thor & Friends"	The Subversive Nature Of Kindness	LM Dupli-Cation	2:24:49 (Pop-up)
Singers & Players	Autobiography (feat. Prince Far I)	Staggering Heights	On-U Sound	2:31:16 (Pop-up)
The Missing Brazilians	Missing Brazilians	Warzone	On-U Sound	2:37:12 (Pop-up)
Matias Aguayo & The Desdemonas	After Love	Sofarnopolis	Crammed Discs	2:39:36 (Pop-up)
Celia Hollander	Santa Ana Windburn	Recent Futures	Leaving Records	2:44:24 (Pop-up)
Alexis Gideon	Conception "Conception" by "Alexis Gideon"	Upgrade Soul	FPE Records	2:50:46 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:00am JakeGould: Hey!
	12:01am schnall: Hey
	♥ 12:01am Phillippe Bastille: hey
	🎸 ♥ 12:01am spodiodi: ahoy ahoy
	12:02am ami ad: halLoo
	♥ 12:02am Handy Haversack: Hello, Rich! Hello Pumpers-Up of (Dead) Things!
	🎸 ♥ 12:03am coelacanth∅: greetings rich, John, Darren?, Olivia? ... indigestible squirrel carcassoids
	♥ 12:04am Mr. Pumpy: Rich...and inflatables accu-wide!
	🎸 ♥ 12:04am chresti: Hello everbody.
	🎸 ♥ 12:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Hay!
	♥ 12:06am Mr. Pumpy: #1 movie
	12:07am schnall: Gang's all here!
	12:07am ?: I'm In this!
	12:07am schnall: We're all in this together.
	12:08am Blacktooth: From the sharks (JAWS) perspective, his story set to this song makes it seem like one last, long-shot attempt at making it big on the shore.
	♥ 12:08am rich: good morning jake, phillips, spodiodi, handy, cool, mr p, chresti, kfhp, ?, black tooth, and schnall, and you to look at: carlosramirezart.net www.instagram.com...
	12:08am schnall: it is as if God created the devil and gave him one last shot at the big time.
	12:09am ami ad: If the jaws don't shut tight it might be a matter of life or death.
	🎸 ♥ 12:10am coelacanth∅: my desire to see a glimpse of a topless woman was on full throttle when jaws came out but still not enough to make me sit through the movie; and that's the only reason i could think of.
	12:10am Stieg R Sea WA via Short Hills NJ: Blow it up Schnall!!! woo!
	♥ 12:10am Handy Haversack: I always think of myself as just vulnerable legs flailing in an ocean of threat anyways, so I can hang with this.
	♥ 12:11am ParUbi: Hey everyone
	🎸 ♥ 12:12am chresti: I never saw Jaws.
	12:12am sufferwords: asaahhhhhh...
	🎸 ♥ 12:12am coelacanth∅: Handy yah sometimes in not-clear water i consider that. i wouldn't even see it coming
	♥ 12:12am Mr. Pumpy: "My husband tells me you're in sharks."
	12:12am Blacktooth: @schnall: a super crappy JAWS reboot told from the perspective of the misunderstood shark. Let’s make a million dollars
	12:13am ami ad: @coelacantho:My desire to see a glimpse of a topless woman is ever present.Even more these days.
	12:13am schnall: Sort of a Grendel for sharks; that could definitely work.
	♥ 12:13am rich: coel and chresti you should see the film it's good. robert shaw especially. avoid all sequels and attempts to cash in by others except for piranha
	♥ 12:14am Handy Haversack: I just figure it's a useful way to think of most situations, @coela.
	12:14am schnall: Maybe in our reboot the shark is a vegetarian; that could really sell.
	🎸 ♥ 12:14am spodiodi: i was jaws for Halloween... how goth is this costume? www.denofgeek.com...
	♥ 12:15am Mr. Pumpy: @Blacktooth...make it even crappier yet, and up your profits!
	🎸 ♥ 12:15am coelacanth∅: ami ad yes that has never changed about me!
	12:15am schnall: Nice, spodiodi
	12:15am JakeGould: The Jaws reboot would have to be “Day of the Dolphin” but with a shark. A shark that kills for the military, until it realizes it’s being used.
	🎸 ♥ 12:16am chresti: spodi, maybe if you paint it black.
	12:17am ?: Great film. Great film.
	🎸 ♥ 12:17am spodiodi: it was kinda black around the eyes. i loved jaws awww
	🎸 ♥ 12:17am coelacanth∅: rich i respect your judgement ...just it's getting late. i don't see many movies; not my priority. but not out of the question if i live long enough!
	12:17am ami ad: A vegetarian shark equals a lactose intolarant kitty.
	♥ 12:17am Mr. Pumpy: @rich, agreed. Jaws II...JAWS WHO?!
	♥ 12:17am rich: jake it needs to talk in that case
	12:18am schnall: A vegetarian shark VS a lactose intolerant kitty; this script practically writes itself!
	12:18am Blacktooth: Seriously trying to get this crappy JAWS reboot some legs. The crappier the better. What’s Air Bud doing these days? Can we call his agent?
	♥ 12:18am Mr. Pumpy: Please don't smoke in here!
	12:18am ami ad: A talking shark?Unheared of.
	12:18am JakeGould: @rich: “Murder… I… Shark… No…”
	♥ 12:19am Handy Haversack: I think all cats are lactose intolerant. They just like fats.
	♥ 12:19am rich: but who does the voice?
	♥ 12:19am Mr. Pumpy: There it is. Squalus!
	♥ 12:20am Handy Haversack: Even though we're just swimming in the dark.
	12:20am schnall: This is not a boat accident!
	12:20am JakeGould: Garfield’s farts must be killer then.
	12:20am ami ad: If all cats are lactose intolerant are all sharks vegeterian?
	12:20am schnall: @rich: Steve Buscemi.
	12:20am PERSONATOR from Highland Park NJ: TIE A BOWLINE AND THROW IT OVER THE RUTTER!
	♥ 12:21am Mr. Pumpy: Whiskey going down well. I'm completely jazzed with this show. No joke, even as a film, ummm, addict? ...JAWS has kept the throne in my mind for decades.
	♥ 12:21am Richy4619: BRAVO! STAY HOME!!!
	12:21am Colleen: This is amazing!
	12:22am JakeGould: How about “Jaws vs. Godzilla”
	12:22am elwyn: I am loving this show. Has anyone played that new shark game "Maneater"?
	12:22am schnall: Thanks to Mr Jack Spillum (frequent Midnight Matinee contributor) for AoA
	🎸 ♥ 12:23am coelacanth∅: (isn't that true for the majority of animals?)
	♥ 12:24am Handy Haversack: And this paddle-ball game. And that's all.
	12:24am schnall: Some animals are not eating machines though. Some animals spend their day doing macrame. Or solitaire.
	♥ 12:25am Handy Haversack: @PERSONATOR: Someone yelling "tie a bowline!" with real desperation is one of my greatest fears. I need silence, whisky, and a cheat sheet.
	12:25am JakeGould: I went to Greenwood Cemetery this week and sat by a pond where one lone egret was carefully stalking the edge of the pond for fish… It did not care about me, but for about 2 hours just walked back and forth and murdered tiny fish.
	🎸 ♥ 12:25am coelacanth∅: -or online mahjong
	♥ 12:25am rich: schnall samuel jackson
	🎸 ♥ 12:26am spodiodi: elwyn, not until now, but it sounds promising "Experience the ultimate power fantasy as the apex predator of the seas - a giant Shark! Terrorize the coastal waterways. Tear swimmers and divers limb from limb, give the humans a reason to fear you!" (and looks it)
	♥ 12:26am Mr. Pumpy: This is...YES!!!! I don't know what to say. BRUCE!
	12:26am schnall: Egrets, I've got a few, but then again...
	12:26am ami ad: Aren't sharks actually Pescetarian Vegetarian?
	♥ 12:26am rich: some animals gather round the table and play poker
	♥ 12:26am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...you'll just trade it all for a thermos.
	♥ 12:27am Handy Haversack: @rich, I raise.
	♥ 12:27am rich: what do you do with your few egrets?
	12:27am schnall: Samuel Jackson, Steve Buscemi, Lassie and Charo playing poker for our entertainment.
	🎸 ♥ 12:27am coelacanth∅: John @12.26 haha
	♥ 12:27am Mr. Pumpy: AOD, Spielberg, Zappa, and Benchley walk into a bar...
	12:28am ami ad: @rich:Beasts.
	12:28am JakeGould: Egrets… I’ve had a few… But pardon me… They were too gamey…
	12:29am schnall: If you could be any animal playing poker, what card would you lead with?
	12:29am JakeGould: The best way to avoid getting killed by sharks kin movies is to not have sex.
	♥ 12:30am Mr. Pumpy: I have food to prepare, but his accu is too damn fun. Fun! FUN!!
	♥ 12:31am Mr. Pumpy: Nails on a chalkboard, baby!
	♥ 12:31am Handy Haversack: I mean, if I know it was gonna be that kind of party, I'd have had more sharks come along.
	12:31am JakeGould: Anyway, when saw that egret I endlessly had the though of putting a very tiny top hat on it’s head.
	🎸 ♥ 12:32am spodiodi: this is great. man. this is great.
	♥ 12:33am Mr. Pumpy: For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
	♥ 12:34am Mr. Pumpy: I woulda stuck my dorsal fin in the scalloped potatoes!
	♥ 12:34am Handy Haversack: Yeah, this is spectacular!
	🎸 ♥ 12:34am spodiodi: Hoochie Coochie Seaman is killing me (reminds me of trying to amuse each other while drinking, making up blues songs... oh wow. thank you, Rich, John)
	♥ 12:34am rich: otter ace
	12:34am schnall: That Quint sure can sing.
	12:34am ami ad: Is catching wild birds fair game these days?
	🎸 ♥ 12:35am Ken From Hyde Park: This is somewhere between Jabberjaw and Sharknado.
	12:35am schnall: Catching fair birds is wildly game.
	🎸 ♥ 12:35am spodiodi: Sharknado 1,2,3,4,5?
	♥ 12:36am Mr. Pumpy: It's the politician deciding to open up early! 4th of July economy and all...
	♥ 12:36am Mr. Pumpy: rich...you slipping an allegory in on us?!
	♥ 12:36am Spatulator (formerly elwyn5150): Is a bird in the hand still worth more than two freerange wild birds in the bush?
	12:36am ami ad: Birds fall from the sky while hitting glass sky scrapers.
	12:36am JakeGould: Just went through a list of “fun” and “weird” art events in NYC and wow… There is a lot of garbage streaming out there.
	♥ 12:37am rich: i always slip in an allegory mr p hard to keep your footing when they cross your path
	♥ 12:37am silentkid: Had to log in and heap on more praise---this may be the best thing ever! or at least the best thing right now! Kudos schnall...
	12:38am Jim H: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "
	♥ 12:38am Mr. Pumpy: rich...truth! Alright, going ten feet away to prep some food. I'll check in for all the funny stuff.
	♥ 12:39am Mr. Pumpy: "I don't have to take this abuse much longer!"
	12:39am schnall: Slipping on allegories can be dangerous
	♥ 12:39am Handy Haversack: I really think he means it about the bigger boat.
	♥ 12:39am Mr. Pumpy: Broke my heart
	12:40am ami ad: @Jim H:Laser beams under water?What?
	12:40am schnall: Mary Ellen Moffat. I bet he just made her up.
	♥ 12:40am rich: especially if they're too tight
	♥ 12:40am Handy Haversack: This track is already perfect.
	♥ 12:40am Mr. Pumpy: Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
	12:41am Stieg R: wonderful scene in this movie where schneider takes every book out of the library out about sharks and has a learning montage pouring over the books on the floor
	12:41am schnall: That horrible high-pitched screaming
	12:42am ami ad: Shark is Whack.
	♥ 12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Did Stephin Merritt, Tom Waits, Bill Callahan, and Robert Shaw collaborate on this one?
	12:42am schnall: terrible, horrible, inconsolable, thesaurusable
	12:43am JakeGould: Hey! Any of you regulars remember what Middle Eastern theme dance party or such Sheila B. mentioned on her show today? Something that shifted gears to helping those in need during these crisis filled days?
	🎸 ♥ 12:43am coelacanth∅: haha Jim H coincidentally i made a dr.evil reference earlier this evening, not something that happens often.
	12:43am Jim H: Biggest shark I ever saw while diving was a 14’ Tiger. And she was gravid (if that’s the right word). Full of baby shark. BIG around.
	♥ 12:44am Handy Haversack: This is SO GOOD. Jake, I think it became evlovesqueens.com.
	♥ 12:44am rich: the sore is able
	🎸 ♥ 12:44am coelacanth∅: Pumpy @12.42 and Walter Brennan
	🎸 ♥ 12:45am spodiodi: this is great... next, i need to listen to The Texas Chainsaw Love Story Love will keep us together... (linked from schnall's website [ thank you! ])
	12:45am schnall: Awww, thanks spodiodi!
	♥ 12:45am Handy Haversack: I've just ... danced to this in Parsippany. I have. What a world.
	12:46am schnall: Ark U. Kidden?
	🎸 ♥ 12:47am Ken From Hyde Park: @Jake - In her communiqué, she mentioned Disco Tehran - mailchi.mp...
	12:47am schnall: Additional shout-outs to Steve Dovas and Nicholas Spillum, takes a village to kill a shark.
	♥ 12:47am rich: here's john's website when you need more midnight matinee: www.quality-schnallity.com...
	12:48am ami ad: One time I was on an army guard post,there were Lebanese fisherman fishing with dynamite down below,a shark appeared but they were not bothered.Fish in Peace.
	12:50am Stieg R: Captain Schnall: is the crappy piano dead? Now there was a beautiful musical application
	12:50am schnall: Flash is dead. Long live flash. I miss the crappy piano. But progress moves forward everly.
	12:51am Colleen: I love this so much
	12:51am CPO Sharkey: Ahoy!
	12:51am ?: Thank you
	12:51am schnall: Hey ?:, nice to see you here!
	12:52am ami ad: Hello ?
	12:53am JakeGould: @Handy @Ken: Thanks!
	♥ 12:53am rich: hello?
	♥ 12:53am Handy Haversack: Colleen! @schnall, this is some great stuff.
	🎸 ♥ 12:53am spodiodiw: wow, we are amused here
	🎸 ♥ 12:53am coelacanth∅: and ronald mcdonald reagan tried to use "jaws in the usa" for his election campaign
	♥ 12:54am rich: how could there have been only two
	12:54am schnall: One two three four!
	♥ 12:54am rich: hit it!
	12:55am ami ad: Wait Colleen is with us?Colleen!
	♥ 12:55am Handy Haversack: spodiodi, I must be drunk -- I'm seeing double u!
	12:55am Agent Peter: turn up the bass drum!
	♥ 12:55am rich: w
	🎸 ♥ 12:55am Ken From Hyde Park: The last few weeks, Jonesey has been starting his show with the Jaws scare theme.
	♥ 12:56am Handy Haversack: Say the "D"!
	12:57am Jim H: Okay hear me out here. Jaws was just Moby Dick for the masses. Ask Peter Benchley.
	🎸 ♥ 12:58am spodiodiw: coel, my friend had a pipe with Reagan's head/face as the bowl (i think with his hand to his ear), and "Just say no!" somewhere on it. cracked me up when he broke it out over at his house
	12:58am ami ad: @Handy Haversack:I'm holding my face up,controversial yet effective,can still answer the math problems.
	♥ 12:58am Aitch: Freaking me out like PR Gnus Of The World News I heard on the Jungle room earlier......
	12:58am schnall: @Jim H: Does that make Sharknado The Caine Mutiny?
	♥ 1:00am Handy Haversack: @ami ad: I believe in you! @Jim H, sure ... it's just ... it doesn't change the way mustard tastes, you know?
	🎸 ♥ 1:00am spodiodiw: Handy, we have that effect on people, drunk or not
	1:01am ami ad: What happened to spodiodi?
	1:01am Stieg R: guys i missed it, did the shark live happily ever after?
	1:01am Jim H: @Schnall. But where does that leave Left Shark?
	🎸 ♥ 1:01am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, John. Looking forward to Jawsy Shore 3-D!
	♥ 1:01am Handy Haversack: He's double me now. w?
	♥ 1:01am Mr. Pumpy: @coel...I can see that!
	1:02am ami ad: Thanks Handy Haversack,that means a lot.
	1:02am Jim H: Brilliant!! Loved it.
	🎸 ♥ 1:02am coelacanth∅: Thanks schnall that was Excellent! now i don't need to see the movie
	🎸 ♥ 1:03am dubya: dag, Handy, no idea -- i hadn't noticed THANKS JOHN SCHNALL
	♥ 1:03am Handy Haversack: @coela, you really don't! OR live down the Shore.
	1:03am ami ad: @Stieg R:Shark Tank was cancelled no?
	1:04am Jim H: Yep. Huzzah for the crew of skeletons!
	♥ 1:04am Mr. Pumpy: Schnall...killer stuff! Thank you. Rich, I thank you too for bringing it this way. Amazing!
	🎸 ♥ 1:04am dubya: test (looked ok on profile)
	🎸 ♥ 1:05am coelacanth∅: spodi that's hilarious! (@12.58)
	🎸 ♥ 1:05am spodiodi: thank you, skeleton crew
	1:05am schnall: Fun hanging out with you all. Keep them pearly white.
	🎸 ♥ 1:07am spodiodi: coel, i was just thinking about him earlier today, though it's been years (i can't remember why now)
	♥ 1:07am Handy Haversack: That was some great radio, schnall. Thanks for making it,
	1:08am ami ad: @coelacantho:I'm one with your desire,sorry for the late reply.
	♥ 1:08am Mr. Pumpy: So I didn't even get to the food prep yet because I decided to purge pop's fridge and found twenty or so jars of expired shite. Two of them were hot sauces from years back and as the crescendo of that segment was coming I was pouring them down the drain and it was mixing with all types of other wannabe condiments...fucking caustic! It added to the ending. Just now pops wandered out for some water and I told him to beware the jars all over the place. He yelled at me with his dentures out that he didn't want to talk right now. Ahh..I'm living over here!
	♥ 1:09am rich: thank you john
	🎸 ♥ 1:09am coelacanth∅: weird spodi. that shit happens to me all the time too (at least twice today)
	1:12am ami ad: Power to you Mr. Pumpy,
	🎸 ♥ 1:12am coelacanth∅: hang in there Pumpy
	1:13am grtyvr: jesus! his voice
	1:14am tom: yes that previous song had me thinking of Leonard Cohen
	🎸 ♥ 1:14am spodiodi: admire your patience and dedication, Mr. P
	♥ 1:14am rich: mr p whenever you see expired condiments you will think jawsy shore
	🎸 ♥ 1:14am coelacanth∅: (correction: at least 3 times, spodi, if i count Leonard Cohen, who i was just reading about an hour ago...)
	1:15am grtyvr: fuuuuuu! I missed a midnight matinee.. To the archives tomorrow...
	🎸 ♥ 1:15am spodiodi: old salsa? Salsa Shark! (Clerks)
	🎸 ♥ 1:16am spodiodi: youtu.be...
	♥ 1:18am rich: Saturday 2-6:30pm Corbet vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest (Vol. 3) w/Steve Beresford; Anna Högberg & Finn Loxbo; Paal Nilssen-Love; Peter Brötzmann; films & videos; Rebekah Heller; Rob Mazurek; Hamid Drake ess.org... 4pm Pamela Z www.pamelaz.com... Sunday 12pm-12am Memorial Day Meltdown: hosted by Quintron & Miss Pussycat, King Khan, Eric Oblivian and Sean Spits, w/Nobunny, The Zeros, Jack Oblivian & The Sheiks, Bloodhot Bill, Paul Collins, Aquarian Blood, et al. www.facebook.com... 1pm Kishi Bashi gigs.guide... 1pm Black Lips www.roughtrade.com... 3pm Yo-Yo Ma plays Bach’s complete cello suites live www.youtube.com... 4-6:30pm Ka Baird curates: Livestream shorts (Victoria Keddie, Aki Onda); Duncan Moore; Speaker Music; MV Carbon; The Space Lady ess.org...
	1:18am ami ad: Shark less salsa is my preferred salsa.But no salsa works too.
	🎸 ♥ 1:19am Ken From Hyde Park: This seems familiar like "Mother" from Pink Floyd.
	🎸 ♥ 1:20am spodiodi: i hear you, coel. i resisted typing a bunch of unintersting connections last night when i mentioned i had Mini Pearl tomatoes in my home... that related to a band by a name days earlier on here that reminded me of BR-549, having had explained Minnie Pearl to my lady, per the tomatoes in our home (i don't know if she'd even heard of Hee-Haw) -- i've always noticed that all cool things are connected
	🎸 ♥ 1:20am coelacanth∅: Old Salsa, by Fabergé. To bring out the Spice in your Life.
	♥ 1:21am rich: shark is fine as long as it's spicy with peaches
	♥ 1:22am rich: explaining minnie pearl is a good title for a book
	🎸 ♥ 1:23am Ken From Hyde Park: Minsplaining
	1:24am ami ad: @spodiodi:Tomatoes stink anyhow.
	1:25am Tookie: help
	🎸 ♥ 1:25am coelacanth∅: not a fan of shark as a food -though i don't know what kind of shark i've eaten. too dense, not fatty enough...(never had it spicy with peaches)
	🎸 ♥ 1:25am spodiodi: the rotten kind do, ami ad
	♥ 1:26am rich: tookie how may we help you?
	🎸 ♥ 1:27am coelacanth∅: we have advice. free advice. occasionally good advice. Free.
	1:27am ami ad: Worked on a tomato farm many years ago,we had to separate the green and red ones,they all stink,and then go to the lab and get the seeds out.Smelly situation.
	🎸 ♥ 1:29am spodiodi: coel, "ahhh, thee price of eet" youtu.be... (don't let the orange disaster see)
	🎸 ♥ 1:31am spodiodi: i had no idea, ami ad. which smell worse? seeds out... why?
	🎸 ♥ 1:32am spodiodi: "the world's most indulgent disinfectant"
	♥ 1:33am Mr. Pumpy: And that's how long it takes to clean a decade's worth of sauces and condiments out of a large refrigerator. Emptied into a container and flushed before rinsing the bottles. I should have put it in a blender and marketed it. Maraschino cherries go well with expired hoisin sauce and Caesar dressing, I'd reckon!
	♥ 1:34am rich: depends on what you mix it with. rum maybe.
	♥ 1:34am Mr. Pumpy: rich...those cawndiments had jawsy shore all over them...and now they are all over me.
	♥ 1:35am rich: i bet that smells worse than tomatoes
	🎸 ♥ 1:35am spodiodi: from the sfdph website's covid faq "Can I use a plastic Halloween mask for myself or my child as a face covering?No.Face coverings cannot cover the eyes or forehead.Also, a face covering should conform with the nose and mouth fairly well, and a rigid plastic mask would not do this"
	1:35am ami ad: @spodiodi:Rotten tomatoes in a hot field have a certain stench to them,but cutting tomatoes in a lab and saving the seeds smelt worse.For years I could not stand the smell or eat tomatoes,still never buy tomatoes to this day.
	🎸 ♥ 1:36am spodiodi: sounds like some chum, Mr. Pumpy
	♥ 1:36am rich: plus there's usually nose holes in a halloween mask
	🎸 ♥ 1:36am coelacanth∅: haha spodi funny stuff!
	♥ 1:36am rich: rum chum
	1:37am ami ad: @rich:The nose holes let the tomato smell in.
	🎸 ♥ 1:37am spodiodi: or you could at least produce some chum yourself by taking a good long deep smell of that cocktail, pumpy
	♥ 1:37am Mr. Pumpy: spod...I could have chummed the parking lot for septuagenarians!
	🎸 ♥ 1:38am coelacanth∅: ("compulsion") ... i despise throwing food out but old salsa smells good as it's being poured into the toilet
	🎸 ♥ 1:38am spodiodi: lol
	1:40am ami ad: All Tomato based Salsa should be poured down the drain.
	1:40am tom: I have a bunch of old stuff in my fridge that needs to get thrown out. this is very inspiring
	♥ 1:42am Mr. Pumpy: I started choking because there were two lethal hot sauces in there. That fact, along with all the glass jars teetering on the counter top above a tile floor, was why I cautioned my old man, Alas, I was stifled! It's all good. He likes to think he's still sleeping when he rolls out here, tomorrow he'll blame me if he didn't get enough rest. Then I'll bust out the small reserve of the secret sauce, Chummees! All will be right in the world.
	♥ 1:42am Mr. Pumpy: tom...do it! It was an evacuation, if you know what I'm getting at.
	♥ 1:43am rich: expired date night
	1:43am tom: like taking a shit!
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am spodiodi: we need one here (again), for certain
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am coelacanth∅: (last chance with marianne?)
	🎸 ♥ 1:44am coelacanth∅: ...(i mean dance...)
	🎸 ♥ 1:45am spodiodi: tom, like releasing your "entire burden", as Clay Pigeon would say
	1:47am ami ad: Didn't rich hit the 20 comments limit already?
	1:48am tom: clay can be funny
	♥ 1:48am rich: unfortunately there are no limits to comments anymore ami
	1:48am ami ad: If everything is luxury,nothing is luxury.
	🎸 ♥ 1:49am spodiodi: rich, why are you looking at me?
	🎸 ♥ 1:49am spodiodi: ami ad, i'm sayin'
	1:49am ami ad: @rich:True FreeForm.
	♥ 1:50am rich: everything is nothing
	1:52am ami ad: @spodiodi:I do consume tomatoes in pizza sauce and ketchup,that's it.
	🎸 ♥ 1:52am coelacanth∅: "any more"? there wasn't ever a limit was there?
	1:52am ami ad: and nothing is something.
	♥ 1:52am Mr. Pumpy: rich, I like expired date night. It could mean so many things. Most of them interesting...
	♥ 1:53am Mr. Pumpy: Yes, tom. Like taking a shit. I appreciate you.
	🎸 ♥ 1:53am spodiodi: ketchup? paging St. Reagan (again)
	1:54am tom: thanks
	1:54am ami ad: Spaghetti with ketchup,was a staple growing up.
	🎸 ♥ 1:54am coelacanth∅: funeral homes are a common destination on expired date nights
	♥ 1:55am slugluv1313: @ JakeGould and @Ken From Hyde Park -- damn! i missed almost all of Sheila B.'s show earlier -- definitely going to check out Disco Tehran
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am spodiodi: young ami ad: thereforenow.com...
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am coelacanth∅: spodi haha yeah
	🎸 ♥ 1:55am spodiodi: coel lol
	1:55am ami ad: The rotten tomatoes from the field went to ketchup making,the good ones to export.
	♥ 1:56am Mr. Pumpy: spod...it's a vegetable AND Dan Quayle can't spell 'potato'
	1:57am ami ad: @spodiodi:Yes,something of the form.Cheers.
	🎸 ♥ 1:58am spodiodi: a million years of evolution / we get danny quayle
	🎸 ♥ 1:59am coelacanth∅: devo
	🎸 ♥ 1:59am spodiodi: boingo
	🎸 ♥ 2:00am spodiodi: Spyrogyra - nice surprise
	♥ 2:00am Mr. Pumpy: We have a duty NOW...for the future. Fucking visionaries.
	2:01am ami ad: @spodiodi:Texted my mom to authenticate that pic.I'll update.
	🎸 ♥ 2:01am spodiodi: the white folks think they're at the top ask any proud white male a million years of evolution we get danny quayle
	🎸 ♥ 2:01am spodiodi: i think it might be one of your ancestors, ami ad. old pic, no?
	🎸 ♥ 2:03am spodiodi: slugluv1313, speaking of ancestors, i too have some hungarian blood
	♥ 2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Is this a dead man's party?
	2:04am ami ad: @spodiodi:I'm not sure,not as young as I seem,might be my older brother there actually.
	🎸 ♥ 2:05am spodiodi: who could ask for more, mrpumpy?
	♥ 2:06am slugluv1313: Marlo Thomas making "ketchup soup" at the Automat on "That Girl" was intended to be funny -- but, even though i was just a kid, i also saw it as kinda sad, demonstrating how broke she was as a struggling actress in NYC but geez, at no point did i ever think that years later, ketchup would be seriously categorized as a "vegetable"!
	2:06am ami ad: @spodiodi:So do I,Magyar blood.
	♥ 2:07am Mr. Pumpy: spod...Ed Zachary!
	2:07am ami ad: @slugluv1313:Long live the U.S.A....
	🎸 ♥ 2:07am spodiodi: ami ad, i think you dated yourself earler related to some goth chat (in HS around '94? i thought)
	♥ 2:08am slugluv1313: @ spodiodi -- ahhh cool! not a lot of us out there!
	♥ 2:08am Mr. Pumpy: slug...it's Reaganomics, and it's trickle down condiment theory!
	♥ 2:08am rich: Monday 9am Richard Thompson www.bandsintown.com... 1pm Brigid Mae Power www.roughtrade.com... Tuesday 4pm Ezra Furman gigs.guide... Wednesday 12-4pm Berio Sequenza ZOOMarathon www.youtube.com... Thursday 1pm Brian Shimkovitz (Awesome Tapes From Africa) www.roughtrade.com... 6pm The Music of Mali and the Balafon w/Balla Kouyaté and Banning Eyre www.worldmusicinstitute.org... 8pm Victoria Keddie www.fridmanlive.com 9-11pm Damon Locks; Tomeka Reid; Nicole Mitchell; Jeff Parker ess.org... Friday 4pm Low www.instagram.com... 5pm Sharon Van Etten www.bandsintown.com...
	2:09am ami ad: @spodiodi:I was 14 in 1994.
	♥ 2:09am rich: Support WFMU Rent WBCN and the American Revolution: lcmedia.vhx.tv... Rent Other Music: othermusic.vhx.tv... Rent Once Were Brothers: Robbie Robertson and The Band: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Rent Nico. 1988: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Joan Jett: Bad Reputation: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... Good Old Freda: magnoliapictures.vhx.tv... The King: the-king.vhx.tv... Thursday May 28 WFMU and the Museum of Interesting Things present Mind Your Manners: 16mm short films on Driving, Etiquette and more. www.eventbrite.com...
	♥ 2:09am Mr. Pumpy: Thanks, Rich!!!
	🎸 ♥ 2:09am spodiodi: trickle down condiments took on new meaning tonight, mr P
	🎸 ♥ 2:10am spodiodi: and thanks, Rich!
	🎸 ♥ 2:12am spodiodi: pretty much a match, based on chat data recollection, ami ad
	🎸 ♥ 2:13am spodiodi: is Magyarsauce devoid of tomatoes?
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am spodiodi: goulash sometimes has tomatoes, at least
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am coelacanth∅: time to go dream about sharks (www.classicdriver.com...), peaches, salsa, pears, dates, tomatoes, hot sauce and ketchup. (and maybe catsup) Thanks Rich! Thanks John! Thanks Darren! have a good night everyone
	♥ 2:14am slugluv1313: a friend of mine had a subscription to "The Quayle Quarterly" -- she was sharing this tiny hellhole on East 7th Street (yeah this was before the LES got all gentrified) with another friend/graduate student -- they were/are incredibly intelligent, but at the time, totally broke and struggling . . . my friend would sit there reading the Quayle Quarterly, shaking her head, "HOW did this happen???" etc.
	♥ 2:14am rich: good night coel
	🎸 ♥ 2:14am spodiodi: goodnight, coel! sleep well!
	2:15am ami ad: @spodiodi:Never met a Hungarian tomato dish.I do appreciate that picture for we had a similar one hanging in the kitchen. Thank you kindly.
	♥ 2:15am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- indeed! surely they considered packets of mustard, duck sauce, etc., vegetables too??
	♥ 2:15am Mr. Pumpy: spod, you reminded me how epic that Oing to the Boing song is. Check out this live cut. It begins with some Forbidden Zone footage... www.youtube.com...
	♥ 2:16am slugluv1313: @ Rich -- WOW thank-you for all these listings!
	🎸 ♥ 2:16am spodiodi: that old thing blink blink yeah, twas all over, i think (at least on the boardwalk, in b&w poster format)
	♥ 2:16am Mr. Pumpy: slug, if they could pass it then styrofoam would be a veggie.
	♥ 2:17am slugluv1313: good night, coelacanthø! have fun with the sharks!
	♥ 2:18am Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I think I'm just about inebriated enough to actually make a run at prepping that food now. If pops comes out again I'll be sure to just dance around him like a culinary apparition and not mutter a word! Ha! Ya gotta laugh lest ya lose your mind!
	🎸 ♥ 2:18am spodiodi: mrPumpy, i know it well, thank you!
	🎸 ♥ 2:19am spodiodi: good luck, mr. p
	2:19am ami ad: is sleeping with the sharks dangerous?
	♥ 2:19am Mr. Pumpy: later, coel!
	🎸 ♥ 2:21am spodiodi: not if you wear a jaws mask
	♥ 2:21am Mr. Pumpy: I'm listening...and going in for the cooking, fo real this time...unless...THE FREEZER?! Are there 15 year old pork chops calling my name...looking to get out of meat purgatory?! I'm not going to look.
	2:21am ami ad: Jawsy Shore,Only Where You Are At.
	♥ 2:21am Mr. Pumpy: rich, this song rules.
	♥ 2:21am slugluv1313: my Mom used to make Lecsó with the tomatoes we grew in our backyard -- and then store by canning or freezing for the Winter
	♥ 2:22am Mr. Pumpy: aka, that song ruled. Cooper...
	🎸 ♥ 2:22am spodiodi: mr. pumpy, you crack me right up
	♥ 2:23am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- be afraid! be VERY afraid! :)
	♥ 2:23am rich: i imagine one of those strange chefs who make meals using foam and such has vegan styrofoam on their menu
	♥ 2:23am Mr. Pumpy: Spod...I'm just bummed because Meat Purgatory cancelled their Fall tour.
	2:23am ami ad: Tomato Lecso?No sir I don't like the sound of that.
	🎸 ♥ 2:25am spodiodi: stop
	♥ 2:25am Handy Haversack: I was on the phone (with Jarrett, Mr. Pumpy) but listening. This is a great show, rich!
	♥ 2:25am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- no offense intended! just knew that in my brain somewhere there was some sort of Hungarian food that used tomatoes
	🎸 ♥ 2:25am spodiodi: going to wake ppl up
	2:25am ami ad: Corporate Veganism is Not The Answer.
	♥ 2:25am rich: mr p pork chops in their teens are trouble not as sullen as lamb chops in their teens however
	🎸 ♥ 2:26am spodiodi: how do, Handy?
	♥ 2:27am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- ha ha! as a vegan, i totally agree!
	2:28am ami ad: @slugluv1313:None taken,just tomatoes are a touchy subject for me,it's cool.
	🎸 ♥ 2:28am spodiodi: i know there's an answer chops won't be teens forever. enjoy it!
	🎸 ♥ 2:29am spodiodi: them*
	2:29am tom: thor and friends- from Austin- right?
	♥ 2:31am rich: yes
	2:31am ami ad: @sluglouv1313:The person that was in charge of the tomato experiment I happend to be part of recently got an award for his hard work,trying to trace the flavor of ancient tomatoes.
	♥ 2:32am Handy Haversack: OK, spodiodi. Took out the recycling, gave my hands the handwashing of their lives, continued digging the music. Not. Too. Shabby. How goes?
	2:33am tom: thanks rich
	♥ 2:35am Mr. Pumpy: Handy! All good with J?
	♥ 2:35am rich: here's what some theaters are streaming this week: Anthology Film Archives streaming The Wolf House; Those That, At A Distance, Resemble Another (through May 24); Walden and Lost Lost Lost (Jonas Mekas); Notes On An American Film Director At Work: Martin Scorsese (Jonas Mekas); Mother (Bong Joon-ho magnoliapictures.vhx.tv...); Parabeton; Movie That Invites Pausing (Ken Jacobs) anthologyfilmarchives.org... Film Forum: filmforum.org Capital in the Twenty-First Century; Band of Outsiders; Rififi; Lee Grant’s Down and Out in America; The Booksellers; What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael; Beanpole; Mephisto; Incitement; The Whistlers; Sorry We Missed You; The Wild Goose Lake; L’Innocente; Corpus Christi; César and Rosalie; Les Choses de la Vie; L’Important C’est D’Aimer; La Traversée De Paris Film at Lincoln Center: www.filmlinc.org Bacurau; The Booksellers; Deerskin; Liberté; Santiago, Italia; Satantango; Someone, Somewhere; Vitalina Varela; The Whistlers; A White, White Day; On A Magical Night; Caro Diario; Mysteries of Lisbon (the original six-part miniseries); Joan of Arc Angelika Film Center: www.filmlinc.org Spaceship Earth; Jose; On A Magical Night Alamo On Demand: ondemand.drafthouse.com
	2:37am ami ad: Rockers.Release your'self.
	🎸 ♥ 2:38am spodiodi: wb, Handy. just recovering from laughing and smiling. enjoying the music
	♥ 2:38am Mr. Pumpy: Chicken breasts trimmed and about to grill. Turkey taco meat as well? Me thinks yes! I stayed away from that Freezer from Hades. The River Styx is between the fridge section and the freezer. Charon was calling, but I don't have the tokens.
	🎸 ♥ 2:39am spodiodi: -smiling (why recover?)
	♥ 2:39am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- ugh, yeah, can totally understand the aversion to tomatoes
	2:40am ?: On-U Sound in the area and all is right with the world
	♥ 2:41am rich: if you're looking for something to read here's a bunch of issues of interzone, one of the best science fiction magazines, up there with new worlds: Interzone: archive.org...
	♥ 2:42am Mr. Pumpy: rich, thanks so much for all the info tonight! And the tunes...that's a given.
	♥ 2:43am rich: mr p glad you didn't have the tokens
	♥ 2:43am Handy Haversack: @spod: Yeah! No reason for smile recovery so far! @Pumpy: All cool. J'erts a bit lonely. He apologized again for his internet crapping out on Sunday. Also, we both worked on our Jay impressions.
	2:43am ami ad: Red Fruites/vegetabels were considered toxic for many years no?
	♥ 2:45am Mr. Pumpy: rich, me too! Because as condiments can attest, here is a glutton for punishment.
	2:45am ami ad: So was being red.
	♥ 2:45am slugluv1313: one of the kitties here is lounging on the desk, next to the computer . . . i think he is digging the On-U Sound groove too? or maybe just waiting for my now-empty bowl? (yeah, finally ate something myself -- sleep patterns and everything else totally out of whack)
	♥ 2:45am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...good, and great!
	♥ 2:46am Mr. Pumpy: Not the lonely part. The he's good and impersonations...
	♥ 2:46am Mr. Pumpy: If someone told me this was a Cure b-side from around 83 I would believe it in a minute.
	2:47am ami ad: @slugluv1313:Same here,up this late,barely been eating the past few weeks,liquid diet mostly.
	♥ 2:48am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- right? i was thinking same thing -- maybe not The Cure but Birthday Party, Bauhaus
	2:48am ami ad: Liquid and smoke.
	♥ 2:49am Mr. Pumpy: slug...yeah!
	♥ 2:51am slugluv1313: @ ami ad -- yeah, i keep hearing how a lot of people have been bingeing like crazy (esp. on crappy/junk food), gaining a lot of weight -- for me it has been like the opposite, not much of an appetite at all -- eating a lot less but strangely, eating "healthier"
	♥ 2:51am Handy Haversack: I also have my first mosquito bites of the season. I think the jig is up!
	♥ 2:51am slugluv1313: @ Mr. Pumpy -- ahh EVERY day is World Goth Day, hah!
	♥ 2:53am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	♥ 2:53am rich: alright everyone thanks for hanging out, listening, commenting. have a good week. perhaps i'll figure out a way to make expired date night more than something that sounds like it should be something. or maybe not. and stay safe.
	2:54am ami ad: @slug:Yeah.I was never big on food,but I eat even less these days.Had some cookies and a sandwich today.And tea and Hash.
	2:55am tom: thanks rich well done
	♥ 2:55am rich: Blood Plasma Donations Hospitals are in need of convalescent plasma donations to determine if antibodies found in the plasma of people who have recovered from COVID-19 can be used as a treatment. COVID-19 survivors who are interested in donating plasma must have a laboratory-confirmed case of COVID-19 and be otherwise eligible to donate blood. In New Jersey, University Hospital in Newark is collecting donations. Contact the Rutgers and University Hospital COVID-19 Treatment Group at 973-972-5474 or by email covidplasma@uhnj.org for more information. In New York City, New York Blood Center is collecting donations. Visit the Blood Center’s website at nybc.org for more information and to donate blood.
	♥ 2:55am Mr. Pumpy: rich, amazing! Thank you so much. Be well!
	2:56am ami ad: Thank you.
	🎸 ♥ 2:57am spodiodi: thanks, Rich! thanks, Darren! thanks, John Schnall! thanks all / night!
	2:58am grtyvr: thank you to WFMU for keeping us sane
	♥ 2:58am Handy Haversack: Thanks, rich!
	2:59am ami ad: JobLess.
	♥ 2:59am slugluv1313: thanks again, Rich, for the excellent tunes/vibes, and all the informative links :) i know i have mentioned this before, but i cannot thank you and all at WFMU and everyone on the comments board -- you are all a HUGE positive presence during these bizarre, often depressing and frightening times :)

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from May 23, 2020

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