WFMU: Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from April 1, 2020

Listener comments!
	♥ 5:58pm Lizardner Dave 2: Happy birthday Dong Sun!
	♥ 5:59pm steveo: you need like an easy-listening compilations record for skeletons to play in the interstices
	♥ 6:00pm steveo: (in general; having someone on the phone to chat with also works)
	♥ 6:00pm full metal monkey: Ok let the madness begin
	♥ 6:00pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): too late!
	6:01pm BVP: it sounded great Ken. just what we needed.
	♥ 6:01pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Next week we should all do a zoom meetup
	6:01pm CC: waking up at 5 in the morning is healthy regardless of what else you do!!!
	♥ 6:02pm dale: msturbatorium is going to need servpro to come in for a deep cleaning.
	6:02pm JakeGould: @AaroninMinneapolis: That’s a good April Fool’s joke! Haha! WFMU listeners video chatting. LOL!
	6:02pm BVP: i dunno if i would want to do a zoom meet up. ive never seen Andy and i like the mystery.
	♥ 6:03pm PMD: Ken! station ID!
	♥ 6:03pm full metal monkey: @bvp I agree
	♥ 6:03pm full metal monkey: I only get my info from WFMU
	♥ 6:03pm spodiodi: why does anyone listen to wfmu if not for the news?
	♥ 6:03pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): WFMU is my only news source and my only social media
	6:03pm johnzo: I get my info solely from wfmu
	♥ 6:03pm steveo: Andy, we're not getting news we're getting our last remaining shreds of SANITY
	♥ 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I also get my info from infowars
	♥ 6:04pm mrdonutsu: Who else is going to air the Bob Dylan DAT tape?
	♥ 6:04pm spodiodi: i wish wfmu was my source of almonds
	♥ 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Who put the what in the what now?
	6:04pm CC: I think it's essential to know what people in the New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut are thinking!!!...simple!!!
	♥ 6:04pm Mr. Pumpy: Well...WFMU does not exist in a vacuum (unfortunately) so even if someone only comes here...they are infected with the outer media outlets!
	♥ 6:04pm Lizardner Dave 2: How else would we know that it's Dong Sun's birthday?
	♥ 6:04pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Pronouns: they/them or e/em, thank you!
	♥ 6:05pm brainiac: Who Has It Worse, Andy or the Listeners?
	♥ 6:05pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Dont worry KFHP, Ken just called you gay
	♥ 6:05pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Lizardner Dave 2: exACTly!
	6:05pm Ruby from Amherst: I have Andy's rusty nail box, finally
	6:05pm CC: and I really loved listening to Glenn last Sunday!!!
	♥ 6:06pm Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I'm back from the booze depot, didn't make it back before Irwin's show ended. Who wants a beer and/or cocktail? Pale ale with a bourbon back? I have enough...
	♥ 6:06pm queems: i live by myself and i could do this literally forever bring it on
	♥ 6:06pm spodiodi: i think you're right, Ken. going to be a long ride
	♥ 6:06pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: you were made for this!
	♥ 6:06pm brainiac: I always liked you, Mr. Pumpy
	♥ 6:07pm Mr. Pumpy: @brainiac...you know the answer to that one.
	♥ 6:07pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): July 4 2022
	♥ 6:07pm chresti: This is the other Ken, hello!
	6:07pm CC: all you have to do is make love to someone who got over it and you will automatically contract there antibodies and you'll be immune!!!...simple!!
	6:07pm Mike in Denver: I used to get all my info from Matt Warwick, but then he stopped playing Heavy Metal by Don Felder and can no longer be trusted.
	♥ 6:07pm queems: @granny honestly i'd appreciate if people would stay 6 feet away from me for the rest of my life
	♥ 6:07pm chris: ooo, yes, please and thank you, Mr. P
	♥ 6:07pm spodiodi: wine, and whiskey, if you please, MrP
	♥ 6:07pm Little Danny: I knew Andy's gambling problem would manifest itself somehow through Hamilton
	♥ 6:08pm dale: i think 'greased up' ventilators are probably unsanitary.
	♥ 6:08pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: i will honor that boundary, even on the disco dance floor
	♥ 6:08pm Mr. Pumpy: @CC...you should be on the task force with that knowledge!
	6:08pm CC: if you can make somebody sick you can also make them well!!!
	♥ 6:09pm queems: @granny you are the coronavirus/disco MVP
	6:09pm Chud: I'm betting the 4th of July for Hamilton
	♥ 6:09pm steveo: ken i hope you lose, and that you wear your burt reynolds suit
	6:09pm CC: it's like the kissing disease if you're too careful you might catch it!!!
	♥ 6:09pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: in our halter tops and platforms!
	♥ 6:09pm spodiodi: gary and mellissa loved to make love
	♥ 6:10pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Chud: what YEAR?
	6:10pm Chud: A free internet performance, but a full cast production
	6:10pm JakeGould: @CC: That is not a creepy suggestion at all. Not at all.
	♥ 6:10pm Mr. Pumpy: We may be in Star Trek stardate by that time.
	♥ 6:10pm PMD: Viruses ride ho's?
	6:10pm Chud: 2020
	♥ 6:10pm chris: we need a vaccine and/or an anitbody test, if such a thing is possible.
	♥ 6:10pm Handy Haversack: Hey, everyone. We had a walk. Stood by the water and drank a couple of beers. Negotiated some indoor spaces. Glad to be home. The water was nice -- down by the creek @queems.
	♥ 6:11pm spodiodi: i just did a star track puzzle, pumpy
	♥ 6:11pm Listener Robert: I'd bet there'll never be a vaccine for this that actually works. The first ones will flop, and by then they'll have lost interest. @chris, there IS an ELISA test, but I don't know whether it's for surface antigen or antibody.
	♥ 6:11pm spodiodi: foreshadowing
	♥ 6:11pm queems: @handy how did it smell
	6:11pm CC: if you fly ian airplane just make sure to lock your cockpit!!!
	♥ 6:11pm Mr. Pumpy: @chris, chresti, spod...here you are. Cheers!
	♥ 6:12pm Handy Haversack: @queems: fine! A cormorant, a merganser, some geese. Water was clear. Wind was cold!
	♥ 6:12pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): you're all joking about gay orgies, but i have tickets to one that may never happen again!
	♥ 6:12pm chresti: Cheers Pumpy!
	♥ 6:12pm spodiodi: clink clink cheers, humans!
	6:12pm BH: so there'll be a certain point where the recovered and corona-proof people rise up to take over society? (also, not entirely sure if setting expectations for a coronavirus off of what flu outbreaks are like is totally workable but there's a lack of intelligent ways to estimate this right now)
	♥ 6:12pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...I'm jealous! Was it of a BORG cube? That would be challenging...
	♥ 6:12pm queems: @handy today was deceptively windy! i walked 10.5 miles and wore gloves
	6:13pm Chud: I was telling my brother the other day: it'll be a little while before I go bowling again, but it'll be much longer until I eat at a bowling alley/arcade/etc
	♥ 6:13pm chris: Cheers! Mr. P. Listener Robert, we need to know about those antibodies. but at least there's some progress, i guess.
	♥ 6:13pm spodiodi: it was the old kirk crew on the bridge, posing, pumpy. -- it's got me thinking about building a better puzzle website
	♥ 6:14pm spodiodi: wii bowling is ok, if you're a shut-in (cheers, everyone)
	6:14pm CC: if you live with anyone you make sure that they are not irresponsible!!!...simple!!
	♥ 6:14pm Jennica: cheers All
	♥ 6:15pm Jennica: Who has it worse? That depends. I know this single gal is going to pick out a BF and sign up for some sort of regular thing b/c I don't like going through this zaniness alone. I know that some couples want to kill each other right now. I'm going to sign up for the kind of BF who never wants to kill me.
	♥ 6:15pm Jennica: oops - correction - ever
	♥ 6:15pm JM: I want the covid19 to go away & hand washing & personal space to becomes the new normal.
	♥ 6:16pm queems: my bf comes over once a week and then leaves and it's perfect
	♥ 6:16pm spodiodi: no knife fights here yet, still, Jennica
	6:16pm Dave Miss: Andy’s going to make his kids punch up his rewrite for Sergeant Bilko 2
	6:16pm ultradamno: The air quality is improving though www.mercurynews.com...
	♥ 6:16pm Kat in Chicago: wow @queems, impressive mileage! I congratulate myself if I walk a mile somewhere and back. did you wear your coffee filter mask to the store? I'm pro-being by myself. Financial concerns notwithstanding, I am so glad I'm not dealing with roommates or my abusive ex during this (being with the latter through 9/11 was bad enough).
	6:17pm Chud: @queems, you're living the dream
	♥ 6:17pm Kat in Chicago: Sun came out so I'm gonna take my first walk in days after I log off work in fifteen minutes.
	♥ 6:17pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...looking at ST puzzles now. Where'd you get that one?
	6:18pm CC: the World Wide Web is a wealth of information for those who know how to weed through it and discern the truth!!!!
	♥ 6:18pm queems: @kat i just started making a cloth mask today to wear to the store! i had to stop because i need to figure out how to work my sewing machine. take that walk! it's good for your brain
	♥ 6:19pm Jennica: cc: that truth part is tricky
	♥ 6:19pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...I haven't touched my wii in years...and I was at my house a few days ago to get my bike and I thought of grabbing the Wii and forgot. DAMN! I could get my Mario on...and bowling. Gotta go back, but thanks for the reminder.
	♥ 6:19pm melinda: Hi everyone.
	♥ 6:19pm Jennica: Hi Melinda!
	♥ 6:20pm chresti: An armchair scientist
	6:20pm CC: I'm pretty sure that somebody got pissed off at Donald Trump and let this virus loose on the world?!?
	6:20pm JakeGould: @queems: Just wear a bandana instead. Cloth masks — unless you add filter to it — might as well just be bandanas.
	♥ 6:20pm Kat in Chicago: @queems I got mask making planned for the weekend. I do not use my sewing machine anywhere near as much as I should, hope this gets me back into it.
	♥ 6:21pm spodiodi: mrpumpy: www.jigsawplanet.com... -- that's the one -- you can tweak num pieces, and use your own image, etc
	6:21pm JakeGould: @CC: Don’t say that name!
	♥ 6:21pm PMD: I've been walking in the desert. So quiet and no viruses.
	♥ 6:21pm spodiodi: sorry slow -- was looking for the one i did
	♥ 6:22pm spodiodi: i think your progress will be lost if browser instance is closed
	♥ 6:22pm queems: @jake the mask stays on my tiny head better than a bandana would. although you can use an elastic headband on your face under your bandana to keep it up so you don't have to adjust it/contaminate it while you're out
	6:22pm ultradamno: The Hot Zone mini-series
	6:23pm pomadethesun: Do I have it
	♥ 6:23pm spodiodi: i think the code base might be lifted from xjig (linux) -- which is more customizable
	♥ 6:23pm chresti: His cough wasn't dry, though.
	♥ 6:23pm melinda: I wore my no.4 double coffee filter mask on errands yesterday and when the plumber came today. Fits pretty well and looks less ridiculous when the end is folded a bit.
	6:24pm CC: Hahaha... my taste in music and everything else lies with WFMU!!!!!
	♥ 6:24pm Mr. Pumpy: Hey Melinda..
	♥ 6:24pm PMD: Daisy!
	♥ 6:25pm spodiodi: i do a lot of walking in the street (to avoid people on sidewalk; not a streetwalker, per se)
	6:25pm ultradamno: They risked everything to contain it 1.bp.blogspot.com...
	♥ 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Daisy 1 or Daisy 2?
	♥ 6:25pm queems: i found a few n95s in my basement that i'm going to donate
	♥ 6:25pm Webhamster Henry: Hi Daisy!
	6:25pm JakeGould: @melinda: How did you hold it in place? Here is a good guide to different materials that can be used for a face mask. smartairfilters.com...
	♥ 6:25pm chresti: Good, melinda, you have plenty of filters?
	♥ 6:26pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...AHHHH...online! Cool, I'll check it out.
	♥ 6:26pm spodiodi: every dry cough makes me nervous. it's quiet enough to hear too many atm, esp at night
	♥ 6:27pm Mr. Pumpy: @melinda...when you're sporting that you should ask random people if they want cream or milk...scratch that, ng...caf or defaf.
	♥ 6:28pm spodiodi: no touching actual pieces, which have been found to host C19 for up to 3 puzzle solutions
	6:28pm Rand al'Thor: Midnight in the desert.
	♥ 6:29pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...ha! Depending on the puzzler, I suppose. Puzzlee?
	♥ 6:29pm chresti: Drink hot liquids
	♥ 6:29pm Listener Robert: @Rand do you listen to MITD?
	♥ 6:29pm chresti: @Pam
	♥ 6:29pm spodiodi: jealous of the desert deserter. wanted to do same. still on my mind
	6:30pm CC: I think when you're living in a small place and smoke a lot and that'll keep the virus from living in your air!!!... that's what me and Jeremy do!!
	♥ 6:30pm Mailman Tom: This situation is making folks hyper-sensitive
	6:30pm dk50b: Children of Men doesn't involve a pandemic, instead worldwide infertility with no known cause. Britain remains the only "stable" government by becoming a police state, blames immigrants for all problems, placing them in cages on public streets then deporting them. Remarkably prescient, highly recommended if you haven't seen it, but not really relevant to our current disaster.
	6:31pm Rand al'Thor: I do, Listener Robert. Tim's doing a good job as a host.
	♥ 6:31pm spodiodi: easier to buy cakes here in the city, at least
	♥ 6:31pm chresti: Armchair Doctors
	♥ 6:32pm dale: i could all the cake in manhattan.
	♥ 6:32pm Aaron in Minneapolis: So what is the number for the single occupancy hotline again?
	6:33pm CC: You 2 have had lurkers for years!!!
	♥ 6:33pm Listener Robert: @Rand, I agree. I thought Dave was great, but Tim's even better. I think they both beat Art Bell.
	♥ 6:33pm spodiodi: i went to buy some cake today. DENIED! line around the block. not for this free bird! (but now i'm crying) have to try again when the people have thinned out
	6:34pm ultradamno: It is not an indicator. www.thatsnonsense.com...
	6:34pm BVP: holding!!
	6:34pm CoffeeBluez: I'm shaking my head. LOL
	♥ 6:34pm chresti: 1st thing in the morning is best for breath test.
	♥ 6:35pm spodiodi: i go around sniffing everything
	6:35pm JakeGould: For those who care, RiteAid near me is now limiting people coming in and people are waiting in line with 6 feet between them. Stunning achievement for chain drugstore.
	♥ 6:35pm spodiodi: some things never change
	6:35pm ultradamno: The other part of it is the claim if you drink water every 15 minutes, you'll flush it out or something.
	6:35pm CC: of course you know if you get over it that doesn't mean you can't catch it again in the fall!!!
	♥ 6:36pm spodiodi: JakeGould -- same scene here in many places for a while now
	♥ 6:36pm melinda: @Mr. Pumpy haha@chresti no, I have several but will have to find more, still need them for coffee too@Jake I use 2 rubber bands on each side.
	♥ 6:36pm Jennica: @ultra: lots of Natural Light
	♥ 6:36pm chresti: Yeah, hot drinks, ultra
	6:37pm JakeGould: Single Occupancy? 201-521-0843
	6:38pm CoffeeBluez: "Over the others who are not calling." LOL Great line
	♥ 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: I thought that caller was demonstrating breath holding, but it's ... Aaron!
	♥ 6:38pm Blues Mandinga: Ea! Greetings from Bogotá, Colombia.
	♥ 6:38pm spodiodi: some vigilante with a box of gloves was greeting customers entering the neighborhood store today, strongly encouraging their use
	♥ 6:38pm Mailman Tom: Smoke cannabis. The hot smoke will kill the virus that's trying to attach itself to your throat.
	♥ 6:38pm dale: alan sounds a lot like s.a.m. from wake and bake.
	♥ 6:38pm spodiodi: hi Blues Mandinga
	♥ 6:38pm chresti: A bot?
	6:39pm ultradamno: Under the current EPA, drinking that much water may cause worse problems
	6:39pm JakeGould: Not Alan. Aaron from Minneapolis. He uses text to speech to talk.
	♥ 6:39pm spodiodi: nice, Aaron
	6:40pm CC: you might have to get over it once or twice or three times???
	♥ 6:40pm chresti: Hot coffee or tea, every 15 minutes, I got it covered.
	6:40pm CC: they say that the third time is a charm!!!
	♥ 6:40pm Blues Mandinga: Hi @spodiodi
	6:41pm ultradamno: All this Thailand talk and not one joke about Ken looking for Thai Stick online?
	♥ 6:41pm spodiodi: i heard if you worry, all the time, especially at night, you'll be fine
	♥ 6:42pm Doug in JC: Aww man.. RIP Adam Schlesinger
	♥ 6:42pm chresti: Pour hot water on everything. Haha spodi.
	♥ 6:42pm PMD: Ken is going to WFMU despite this??
	♥ 6:42pm spodiodi: G&T, please, Mr. Pumpy. all this lime talk
	♥ 6:42pm Aaron in Minneapolis: WHAT ADAM DIED?
	6:42pm BH: it's kinda weird to conduct an international census to figure out who the least patient peoples of the world are, but corona season is that sort of test
	♥ 6:42pm PMD: He wasn't wearing a mask in the NYT photo
	6:42pm CC: you could be negative one day and then the next day be positive if you saw somebody you shouldn't???
	6:42pm Dave Miss: How is Dave The spazz?
	♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd like to be in the room when Aaron pranks the clinic: Doctor: "Open up and say 'aah.'" Computer voice machine: "Aah."
	6:43pm ?: we haven't heard from Danger yet...
	♥ 6:43pm dale: delivered food can have the corona virus on it. packaging, a sneezed on pizza...
	6:43pm pp: FoW
	6:44pm CC: who does all of your shopping???
	6:44pm Rand al'Thor: One pizza chain was advertising "contactless delivery" which I find hilarious because of all the preparation/cooking of the pizzas.
	6:44pm JakeGould: Footage of the WFMU skeleton crew interrogating each other. youtu.be...
	6:44pm BH: I hold out hope that dining establishments that can occasionally survive a visit by the food inspector can avoid becoming a corona cluster
	♥ 6:46pm spodiodi: i never eat out anyway
	6:46pm Chud: @Jake, nice
	6:46pm JakeGould: @spodiodi: That’s what she said.
	♥ 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park: Unfortunately for Katie, swimming in the East River leads to growing extra toes.
	6:46pm CC: I have to admit I haven't been able to smell fish lately!!!
	♥ 6:47pm spodiodi: badum tiss
	♥ 6:47pm spodiodi: thanks for the link, JakeGould
	♥ 6:48pm spodiodi: i love that
	6:48pm JakeGould: The reaction in the lungs is an overreaction by the immune system and thus sepsis as well as suffocation sets in and then… Death.
	♥ 6:49pm spodiodi: it was cool to see kurt russel again in Once Upon a Time...
	♥ 6:49pm Jennica: @Ken I always liked that band East River Pipe... which I think is a guy as opposed to a multi-member "band"
	6:49pm JakeGould: Once they test everyone in the U.S. it will be good.
	♥ 6:49pm chresti: So taking antihistamines might help?
	♥ 6:49pm melinda: I have chronic fatigue with possible autoimmune issues and almost never get sick with flu or cold, but that could be because I'm a loner.
	6:49pm ultradamno: @jennica Depending on how many personalities he has
	6:50pm BH: Hopefully Iceland can help us figure out how easy/hard it is for healthy people to pass it to others, and if getting it from a 'healthy' person is different than getting it from an obviously sick person
	♥ 6:50pm Doug in JC: @Jake should be done by 2023 or so
	♥ 6:51pm Jennica: @BH who knows?!
	6:51pm ultradamno: @melinda Same here. Finally, perks to being a 'troubled loner'
	6:51pm JakeGould: @Doug in JC: Can’t wait for societal collapse!
	♥ 6:51pm Listener Robert: I had a preview of all this 2 years ago when I caught parainfluenza B and then almost died from overaggressive treatment.
	♥ 6:51pm spodiodi: maybe we just need to adapt to breathing oxygen rich liquid like in the movies
	♥ 6:52pm spodiodi: or whatever makes that work
	♥ 6:52pm spodiodi: Granny should know
	6:52pm BH: i'm just gonna hold out hope that the spring break bro and other oblivious people can accidentally immunize a portion of the country by passing around a weak CV to each other.
	6:53pm BH: but there is a real plinko element to this, partly because of what we don't know
	♥ 6:54pm spodiodi: nothing is more soothing for the nerves than Ken's wisdom and kindness
	6:54pm Alfredo Garcia: is this episode fda-approved?
	6:54pm JakeGould: @spodiodi: In “The Abyss” one learns that repeatedly slapping a woman until she vomits can save a life. That James Cameron really brings it!
	6:55pm JakeGould: This is CC from the boards? Dang.
	♥ 6:55pm spodiodi: magic, Jake
	♥ 6:55pm chresti: Yay c.c.
	6:55pm China Rash: How to call in?
	♥ 6:56pm spodiodi: first, find a box
	6:56pm CC: VERY CAREFUL!!!
	♥ 6:56pm spodiodi: nice CC
	♥ 6:57pm chresti: That's it Jake, gastric acids!
	6:57pm JakeGould: What is gastric acids?
	♥ 6:58pm spodiodi: cheers, Dave The Spazz
	♥ 6:58pm spodiodi: thanks, Ken and Andy!
	6:58pm CC: we got time for one more great joke, Andy!!!
	6:58pm CoffeeBluez: Be safe guys!
	♥ 6:58pm chresti: Vomit has acids
	6:58pm CoffeeBluez: Be well all!
	♥ 6:58pm Listener Robert: You mean your place on Lake Owassa, -Ken? Stop by!
	♥ 6:58pm Mr. Pumpy: I hate when I get to busy and fall behind on the accu...especially these days when I'm more into communication than normal...and it is so active! Thanks Ken and Andy...and everyone!
	♥ 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Let's hope the virus-positive callers don't give up the will to live.
	♥ 6:59pm chresti: Thanks Ken and Andy!
	7:02pm dk50b: @Rand al'Thor if there's no contact after cooking experts say no risk
	12:40am PS: Alright, I missed the marathon. But you guys pulled me back in with this one. Donating stat!

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Listener comments!
	♥ 5:58pm Lizardner Dave 2: Happy birthday Dong Sun!
	♥ 5:59pm steveo: you need like an easy-listening compilations record for skeletons to play in the interstices
	♥ 6:00pm steveo: (in general; having someone on the phone to chat with also works)
	♥ 6:00pm full metal monkey: Ok let the madness begin
	♥ 6:00pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): too late!
	6:01pm BVP: it sounded great Ken. just what we needed.
	♥ 6:01pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Next week we should all do a zoom meetup
	6:01pm CC: waking up at 5 in the morning is healthy regardless of what else you do!!!
	♥ 6:02pm dale: msturbatorium is going to need servpro to come in for a deep cleaning.
	6:02pm JakeGould: @AaroninMinneapolis: That’s a good April Fool’s joke! Haha! WFMU listeners video chatting. LOL!
	6:02pm BVP: i dunno if i would want to do a zoom meet up. ive never seen Andy and i like the mystery.
	♥ 6:03pm PMD: Ken! station ID!
	♥ 6:03pm full metal monkey: @bvp I agree
	♥ 6:03pm full metal monkey: I only get my info from WFMU
	♥ 6:03pm spodiodi: why does anyone listen to wfmu if not for the news?
	♥ 6:03pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): WFMU is my only news source and my only social media
	6:03pm johnzo: I get my info solely from wfmu
	♥ 6:03pm steveo: Andy, we're not getting news we're getting our last remaining shreds of SANITY
	♥ 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I also get my info from infowars
	♥ 6:04pm mrdonutsu: Who else is going to air the Bob Dylan DAT tape?
	♥ 6:04pm spodiodi: i wish wfmu was my source of almonds
	♥ 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Who put the what in the what now?
	6:04pm CC: I think it's essential to know what people in the New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut are thinking!!!...simple!!!
	♥ 6:04pm Mr. Pumpy: Well...WFMU does not exist in a vacuum (unfortunately) so even if someone only comes here...they are infected with the outer media outlets!
	♥ 6:04pm Lizardner Dave 2: How else would we know that it's Dong Sun's birthday?
	♥ 6:04pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Pronouns: they/them or e/em, thank you!
	♥ 6:05pm brainiac: Who Has It Worse, Andy or the Listeners?
	♥ 6:05pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Dont worry KFHP, Ken just called you gay
	♥ 6:05pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Lizardner Dave 2: exACTly!
	6:05pm Ruby from Amherst: I have Andy's rusty nail box, finally
	6:05pm CC: and I really loved listening to Glenn last Sunday!!!
	♥ 6:06pm Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I'm back from the booze depot, didn't make it back before Irwin's show ended. Who wants a beer and/or cocktail? Pale ale with a bourbon back? I have enough...
	♥ 6:06pm queems: i live by myself and i could do this literally forever bring it on
	♥ 6:06pm spodiodi: i think you're right, Ken. going to be a long ride
	♥ 6:06pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: you were made for this!
	♥ 6:06pm brainiac: I always liked you, Mr. Pumpy
	♥ 6:07pm Mr. Pumpy: @brainiac...you know the answer to that one.
	♥ 6:07pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): July 4 2022
	♥ 6:07pm chresti: This is the other Ken, hello!
	6:07pm CC: all you have to do is make love to someone who got over it and you will automatically contract there antibodies and you'll be immune!!!...simple!!
	6:07pm Mike in Denver: I used to get all my info from Matt Warwick, but then he stopped playing Heavy Metal by Don Felder and can no longer be trusted.
	♥ 6:07pm queems: @granny honestly i'd appreciate if people would stay 6 feet away from me for the rest of my life
	♥ 6:07pm chris: ooo, yes, please and thank you, Mr. P
	♥ 6:07pm spodiodi: wine, and whiskey, if you please, MrP
	♥ 6:07pm Little Danny: I knew Andy's gambling problem would manifest itself somehow through Hamilton
	♥ 6:08pm dale: i think 'greased up' ventilators are probably unsanitary.
	♥ 6:08pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: i will honor that boundary, even on the disco dance floor
	♥ 6:08pm Mr. Pumpy: @CC...you should be on the task force with that knowledge!
	6:08pm CC: if you can make somebody sick you can also make them well!!!
	♥ 6:09pm queems: @granny you are the coronavirus/disco MVP
	6:09pm Chud: I'm betting the 4th of July for Hamilton
	♥ 6:09pm steveo: ken i hope you lose, and that you wear your burt reynolds suit
	6:09pm CC: it's like the kissing disease if you're too careful you might catch it!!!
	♥ 6:09pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: in our halter tops and platforms!
	♥ 6:09pm spodiodi: gary and mellissa loved to make love
	♥ 6:10pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Chud: what YEAR?
	6:10pm Chud: A free internet performance, but a full cast production
	6:10pm JakeGould: @CC: That is not a creepy suggestion at all. Not at all.
	♥ 6:10pm Mr. Pumpy: We may be in Star Trek stardate by that time.
	♥ 6:10pm PMD: Viruses ride ho's?
	6:10pm Chud: 2020
	♥ 6:10pm chris: we need a vaccine and/or an anitbody test, if such a thing is possible.
	♥ 6:10pm Handy Haversack: Hey, everyone. We had a walk. Stood by the water and drank a couple of beers. Negotiated some indoor spaces. Glad to be home. The water was nice -- down by the creek @queems.
	♥ 6:11pm spodiodi: i just did a star track puzzle, pumpy
	♥ 6:11pm Listener Robert: I'd bet there'll never be a vaccine for this that actually works. The first ones will flop, and by then they'll have lost interest. @chris, there IS an ELISA test, but I don't know whether it's for surface antigen or antibody.
	♥ 6:11pm spodiodi: foreshadowing
	♥ 6:11pm queems: @handy how did it smell
	6:11pm CC: if you fly ian airplane just make sure to lock your cockpit!!!
	♥ 6:11pm Mr. Pumpy: @chris, chresti, spod...here you are. Cheers!
	♥ 6:12pm Handy Haversack: @queems: fine! A cormorant, a merganser, some geese. Water was clear. Wind was cold!
	♥ 6:12pm Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): you're all joking about gay orgies, but i have tickets to one that may never happen again!
	♥ 6:12pm chresti: Cheers Pumpy!
	♥ 6:12pm spodiodi: clink clink cheers, humans!
	6:12pm BH: so there'll be a certain point where the recovered and corona-proof people rise up to take over society? (also, not entirely sure if setting expectations for a coronavirus off of what flu outbreaks are like is totally workable but there's a lack of intelligent ways to estimate this right now)
	♥ 6:12pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...I'm jealous! Was it of a BORG cube? That would be challenging...
	♥ 6:12pm queems: @handy today was deceptively windy! i walked 10.5 miles and wore gloves
	6:13pm Chud: I was telling my brother the other day: it'll be a little while before I go bowling again, but it'll be much longer until I eat at a bowling alley/arcade/etc
	♥ 6:13pm chris: Cheers! Mr. P. Listener Robert, we need to know about those antibodies. but at least there's some progress, i guess.
	♥ 6:13pm spodiodi: it was the old kirk crew on the bridge, posing, pumpy. -- it's got me thinking about building a better puzzle website
	♥ 6:14pm spodiodi: wii bowling is ok, if you're a shut-in (cheers, everyone)
	6:14pm CC: if you live with anyone you make sure that they are not irresponsible!!!...simple!!
	♥ 6:14pm Jennica: cheers All
	♥ 6:15pm Jennica: Who has it worse? That depends. I know this single gal is going to pick out a BF and sign up for some sort of regular thing b/c I don't like going through this zaniness alone. I know that some couples want to kill each other right now. I'm going to sign up for the kind of BF who never wants to kill me.
	♥ 6:15pm Jennica: oops - correction - ever
	♥ 6:15pm JM: I want the covid19 to go away & hand washing & personal space to becomes the new normal.
	♥ 6:16pm queems: my bf comes over once a week and then leaves and it's perfect
	♥ 6:16pm spodiodi: no knife fights here yet, still, Jennica
	6:16pm Dave Miss: Andy’s going to make his kids punch up his rewrite for Sergeant Bilko 2
	6:16pm ultradamno: The air quality is improving though www.mercurynews.com...
	♥ 6:16pm Kat in Chicago: wow @queems, impressive mileage! I congratulate myself if I walk a mile somewhere and back. did you wear your coffee filter mask to the store? I'm pro-being by myself. Financial concerns notwithstanding, I am so glad I'm not dealing with roommates or my abusive ex during this (being with the latter through 9/11 was bad enough).
	6:17pm Chud: @queems, you're living the dream
	♥ 6:17pm Kat in Chicago: Sun came out so I'm gonna take my first walk in days after I log off work in fifteen minutes.
	♥ 6:17pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...looking at ST puzzles now. Where'd you get that one?
	6:18pm CC: the World Wide Web is a wealth of information for those who know how to weed through it and discern the truth!!!!
	♥ 6:18pm queems: @kat i just started making a cloth mask today to wear to the store! i had to stop because i need to figure out how to work my sewing machine. take that walk! it's good for your brain
	♥ 6:19pm Jennica: cc: that truth part is tricky
	♥ 6:19pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...I haven't touched my wii in years...and I was at my house a few days ago to get my bike and I thought of grabbing the Wii and forgot. DAMN! I could get my Mario on...and bowling. Gotta go back, but thanks for the reminder.
	♥ 6:19pm melinda: Hi everyone.
	♥ 6:19pm Jennica: Hi Melinda!
	♥ 6:20pm chresti: An armchair scientist
	6:20pm CC: I'm pretty sure that somebody got pissed off at Donald Trump and let this virus loose on the world?!?
	6:20pm JakeGould: @queems: Just wear a bandana instead. Cloth masks — unless you add filter to it — might as well just be bandanas.
	♥ 6:20pm Kat in Chicago: @queems I got mask making planned for the weekend. I do not use my sewing machine anywhere near as much as I should, hope this gets me back into it.
	♥ 6:21pm spodiodi: mrpumpy: www.jigsawplanet.com... -- that's the one -- you can tweak num pieces, and use your own image, etc
	6:21pm JakeGould: @CC: Don’t say that name!
	♥ 6:21pm PMD: I've been walking in the desert. So quiet and no viruses.
	♥ 6:21pm spodiodi: sorry slow -- was looking for the one i did
	♥ 6:22pm spodiodi: i think your progress will be lost if browser instance is closed
	♥ 6:22pm queems: @jake the mask stays on my tiny head better than a bandana would. although you can use an elastic headband on your face under your bandana to keep it up so you don't have to adjust it/contaminate it while you're out
	6:22pm ultradamno: The Hot Zone mini-series
	6:23pm pomadethesun: Do I have it
	♥ 6:23pm spodiodi: i think the code base might be lifted from xjig (linux) -- which is more customizable
	♥ 6:23pm chresti: His cough wasn't dry, though.
	♥ 6:23pm melinda: I wore my no.4 double coffee filter mask on errands yesterday and when the plumber came today. Fits pretty well and looks less ridiculous when the end is folded a bit.
	6:24pm CC: Hahaha... my taste in music and everything else lies with WFMU!!!!!
	♥ 6:24pm Mr. Pumpy: Hey Melinda..
	♥ 6:24pm PMD: Daisy!
	♥ 6:25pm spodiodi: i do a lot of walking in the street (to avoid people on sidewalk; not a streetwalker, per se)
	6:25pm ultradamno: They risked everything to contain it 1.bp.blogspot.com...
	♥ 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Daisy 1 or Daisy 2?
	♥ 6:25pm queems: i found a few n95s in my basement that i'm going to donate
	♥ 6:25pm Webhamster Henry: Hi Daisy!
	6:25pm JakeGould: @melinda: How did you hold it in place? Here is a good guide to different materials that can be used for a face mask. smartairfilters.com...
	♥ 6:25pm chresti: Good, melinda, you have plenty of filters?
	♥ 6:26pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...AHHHH...online! Cool, I'll check it out.
	♥ 6:26pm spodiodi: every dry cough makes me nervous. it's quiet enough to hear too many atm, esp at night
	♥ 6:27pm Mr. Pumpy: @melinda...when you're sporting that you should ask random people if they want cream or milk...scratch that, ng...caf or defaf.
	♥ 6:28pm spodiodi: no touching actual pieces, which have been found to host C19 for up to 3 puzzle solutions
	6:28pm Rand al'Thor: Midnight in the desert.
	♥ 6:29pm Mr. Pumpy: @spod...ha! Depending on the puzzler, I suppose. Puzzlee?
	♥ 6:29pm chresti: Drink hot liquids
	♥ 6:29pm Listener Robert: @Rand do you listen to MITD?
	♥ 6:29pm chresti: @Pam
	♥ 6:29pm spodiodi: jealous of the desert deserter. wanted to do same. still on my mind
	6:30pm CC: I think when you're living in a small place and smoke a lot and that'll keep the virus from living in your air!!!... that's what me and Jeremy do!!
	♥ 6:30pm Mailman Tom: This situation is making folks hyper-sensitive
	6:30pm dk50b: Children of Men doesn't involve a pandemic, instead worldwide infertility with no known cause. Britain remains the only "stable" government by becoming a police state, blames immigrants for all problems, placing them in cages on public streets then deporting them. Remarkably prescient, highly recommended if you haven't seen it, but not really relevant to our current disaster.
	6:31pm Rand al'Thor: I do, Listener Robert. Tim's doing a good job as a host.
	♥ 6:31pm spodiodi: easier to buy cakes here in the city, at least
	♥ 6:31pm chresti: Armchair Doctors
	♥ 6:32pm dale: i could all the cake in manhattan.
	♥ 6:32pm Aaron in Minneapolis: So what is the number for the single occupancy hotline again?
	6:33pm CC: You 2 have had lurkers for years!!!
	♥ 6:33pm Listener Robert: @Rand, I agree. I thought Dave was great, but Tim's even better. I think they both beat Art Bell.
	♥ 6:33pm spodiodi: i went to buy some cake today. DENIED! line around the block. not for this free bird! (but now i'm crying) have to try again when the people have thinned out
	6:34pm ultradamno: It is not an indicator. www.thatsnonsense.com...
	6:34pm BVP: holding!!
	6:34pm CoffeeBluez: I'm shaking my head. LOL
	♥ 6:34pm chresti: 1st thing in the morning is best for breath test.
	♥ 6:35pm spodiodi: i go around sniffing everything
	6:35pm JakeGould: For those who care, RiteAid near me is now limiting people coming in and people are waiting in line with 6 feet between them. Stunning achievement for chain drugstore.
	♥ 6:35pm spodiodi: some things never change
	6:35pm ultradamno: The other part of it is the claim if you drink water every 15 minutes, you'll flush it out or something.
	6:35pm CC: of course you know if you get over it that doesn't mean you can't catch it again in the fall!!!
	♥ 6:36pm spodiodi: JakeGould -- same scene here in many places for a while now
	♥ 6:36pm melinda: @Mr. Pumpy haha@chresti no, I have several but will have to find more, still need them for coffee too@Jake I use 2 rubber bands on each side.
	♥ 6:36pm Jennica: @ultra: lots of Natural Light
	♥ 6:36pm chresti: Yeah, hot drinks, ultra
	6:37pm JakeGould: Single Occupancy? 201-521-0843
	6:38pm CoffeeBluez: "Over the others who are not calling." LOL Great line
	♥ 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: I thought that caller was demonstrating breath holding, but it's ... Aaron!
	♥ 6:38pm Blues Mandinga: Ea! Greetings from Bogotá, Colombia.
	♥ 6:38pm spodiodi: some vigilante with a box of gloves was greeting customers entering the neighborhood store today, strongly encouraging their use
	♥ 6:38pm Mailman Tom: Smoke cannabis. The hot smoke will kill the virus that's trying to attach itself to your throat.
	♥ 6:38pm dale: alan sounds a lot like s.a.m. from wake and bake.
	♥ 6:38pm spodiodi: hi Blues Mandinga
	♥ 6:38pm chresti: A bot?
	6:39pm ultradamno: Under the current EPA, drinking that much water may cause worse problems
	6:39pm JakeGould: Not Alan. Aaron from Minneapolis. He uses text to speech to talk.
	♥ 6:39pm spodiodi: nice, Aaron
	6:40pm CC: you might have to get over it once or twice or three times???
	♥ 6:40pm chresti: Hot coffee or tea, every 15 minutes, I got it covered.
	6:40pm CC: they say that the third time is a charm!!!
	♥ 6:40pm Blues Mandinga: Hi @spodiodi
	6:41pm ultradamno: All this Thailand talk and not one joke about Ken looking for Thai Stick online?
	♥ 6:41pm spodiodi: i heard if you worry, all the time, especially at night, you'll be fine
	♥ 6:42pm Doug in JC: Aww man.. RIP Adam Schlesinger
	♥ 6:42pm chresti: Pour hot water on everything. Haha spodi.
	♥ 6:42pm PMD: Ken is going to WFMU despite this??
	♥ 6:42pm spodiodi: G&T, please, Mr. Pumpy. all this lime talk
	♥ 6:42pm Aaron in Minneapolis: WHAT ADAM DIED?
	6:42pm BH: it's kinda weird to conduct an international census to figure out who the least patient peoples of the world are, but corona season is that sort of test
	♥ 6:42pm PMD: He wasn't wearing a mask in the NYT photo
	6:42pm CC: you could be negative one day and then the next day be positive if you saw somebody you shouldn't???
	6:42pm Dave Miss: How is Dave The spazz?
	♥ 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd like to be in the room when Aaron pranks the clinic: Doctor: "Open up and say 'aah.'" Computer voice machine: "Aah."
	6:43pm ?: we haven't heard from Danger yet...
	♥ 6:43pm dale: delivered food can have the corona virus on it. packaging, a sneezed on pizza...
	6:43pm pp: FoW
	6:44pm CC: who does all of your shopping???
	6:44pm Rand al'Thor: One pizza chain was advertising "contactless delivery" which I find hilarious because of all the preparation/cooking of the pizzas.
	6:44pm JakeGould: Footage of the WFMU skeleton crew interrogating each other. youtu.be...
	6:44pm BH: I hold out hope that dining establishments that can occasionally survive a visit by the food inspector can avoid becoming a corona cluster
	♥ 6:46pm spodiodi: i never eat out anyway
	6:46pm Chud: @Jake, nice
	6:46pm JakeGould: @spodiodi: That’s what she said.
	♥ 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park: Unfortunately for Katie, swimming in the East River leads to growing extra toes.
	6:46pm CC: I have to admit I haven't been able to smell fish lately!!!
	♥ 6:47pm spodiodi: badum tiss
	♥ 6:47pm spodiodi: thanks for the link, JakeGould
	♥ 6:48pm spodiodi: i love that
	6:48pm JakeGould: The reaction in the lungs is an overreaction by the immune system and thus sepsis as well as suffocation sets in and then… Death.
	♥ 6:49pm spodiodi: it was cool to see kurt russel again in Once Upon a Time...
	♥ 6:49pm Jennica: @Ken I always liked that band East River Pipe... which I think is a guy as opposed to a multi-member "band"
	6:49pm JakeGould: Once they test everyone in the U.S. it will be good.
	♥ 6:49pm chresti: So taking antihistamines might help?
	♥ 6:49pm melinda: I have chronic fatigue with possible autoimmune issues and almost never get sick with flu or cold, but that could be because I'm a loner.
	6:49pm ultradamno: @jennica Depending on how many personalities he has
	6:50pm BH: Hopefully Iceland can help us figure out how easy/hard it is for healthy people to pass it to others, and if getting it from a 'healthy' person is different than getting it from an obviously sick person
	♥ 6:50pm Doug in JC: @Jake should be done by 2023 or so
	♥ 6:51pm Jennica: @BH who knows?!
	6:51pm ultradamno: @melinda Same here. Finally, perks to being a 'troubled loner'
	6:51pm JakeGould: @Doug in JC: Can’t wait for societal collapse!
	♥ 6:51pm Listener Robert: I had a preview of all this 2 years ago when I caught parainfluenza B and then almost died from overaggressive treatment.
	♥ 6:51pm spodiodi: maybe we just need to adapt to breathing oxygen rich liquid like in the movies
	♥ 6:52pm spodiodi: or whatever makes that work
	♥ 6:52pm spodiodi: Granny should know
	6:52pm BH: i'm just gonna hold out hope that the spring break bro and other oblivious people can accidentally immunize a portion of the country by passing around a weak CV to each other.
	6:53pm BH: but there is a real plinko element to this, partly because of what we don't know
	♥ 6:54pm spodiodi: nothing is more soothing for the nerves than Ken's wisdom and kindness
	6:54pm Alfredo Garcia: is this episode fda-approved?
	6:54pm JakeGould: @spodiodi: In “The Abyss” one learns that repeatedly slapping a woman until she vomits can save a life. That James Cameron really brings it!
	6:55pm JakeGould: This is CC from the boards? Dang.
	♥ 6:55pm spodiodi: magic, Jake
	♥ 6:55pm chresti: Yay c.c.
	6:55pm China Rash: How to call in?
	♥ 6:56pm spodiodi: first, find a box
	6:56pm CC: VERY CAREFUL!!!
	♥ 6:56pm spodiodi: nice CC
	♥ 6:57pm chresti: That's it Jake, gastric acids!
	6:57pm JakeGould: What is gastric acids?
	♥ 6:58pm spodiodi: cheers, Dave The Spazz
	♥ 6:58pm spodiodi: thanks, Ken and Andy!
	6:58pm CC: we got time for one more great joke, Andy!!!
	6:58pm CoffeeBluez: Be safe guys!
	♥ 6:58pm chresti: Vomit has acids
	6:58pm CoffeeBluez: Be well all!
	♥ 6:58pm Listener Robert: You mean your place on Lake Owassa, -Ken? Stop by!
	♥ 6:58pm Mr. Pumpy: I hate when I get to busy and fall behind on the accu...especially these days when I'm more into communication than normal...and it is so active! Thanks Ken and Andy...and everyone!
	♥ 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Let's hope the virus-positive callers don't give up the will to live.
	♥ 6:59pm chresti: Thanks Ken and Andy!
	7:02pm dk50b: @Rand al'Thor if there's no contact after cooking experts say no risk
	12:40am PS: Alright, I missed the marathon. But you guys pulled me back in with this one. Donating stat!

Dinner at Andy’s with Ken and Andy: Playlist from April 1, 2020

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