Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 25, 2018 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting July 25, 2018: The Seven Second Delay Bendy Straw Consortium

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Sebastian:

good evening
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

love the show. can't believe i logged on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Sebastian:

I already fell for the insurance scam, so I'll be staying far away from this one, probably
  6:06pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

can't wait to get rich! quick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
queems:

i LOVE wasting money
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Sebastian:

how's the forever stamps consortium doing btw?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

aren't plastic straws on the sh*t list now as a huge ocean pollutant? i
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

ooooooOOOOOHHHHhhhhhh - irony.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

without plastic bags what do people put their dog poop and cat box squeezin's into?
  6:08pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

oh man. it's straws. I was hoping it was those corn cob holders that look like little corn.
  6:09pm
Listener Robert:

Damn it, that's the last straw!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

LOVE corn cob holders. and the little butter brush, too.
  6:10pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

I wonder if Andy and fam. will just throw their straws and bags into the ocean when they're in Cali.
  6:11pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

corn cob holders and little butter brush are definitely hawt. better than the lobster eating tools?
  6:11pm
kofer:

I am beginner in English, could you speak slower?
Avatar 6:12pm
Jeff Moore:

UNCLEAN DY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Sebastian:

can't I just send some straws that have been sitting in my cupboard for ages to have them stored at WFMU to get in on the deal?
  6:14pm
Lixiviated Life:

SMK you sit in a throne of lies
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
dale:

the days of rolling your hot ear of corn over the stick of butter in the dish on the table take me back to the gas crisis and kennedy murders. funner times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

people don't know that ben d. straaugh invented the bendy straw.
  6:20pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

I think what you've seen Ken is emergency seagull tracheatomy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

differently beveraged people can use a paper straw or a twizzler. twizzlers are very sanitary due to the various cleaning chemicals that they are made from.
  6:29pm
bubba:

Can't the differently beveraged use paper straws?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
queems:

paper straws tend to turn to mush
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
queems:

i feel like this lady missed the point
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Sebastian:

what about straw straws?
  6:31pm
Sam:

First they came for the 20 oz sodas, but I said nothing, because I don't drink large sodas.
Then they came for the straws, but I said nothing, because I can live without straws.
Then they came for WFMU, but it was too late to do anything. The moral of the story is, don't ban things.
Avatar 6:31pm
Nick the Bard:

But paper straws disolve too quick, and they'll propably start making them out of manure instead of paper
  6:31pm
bubba:

I have fond memories of paper straws because you could blow the wrapper off, sending it across the school lunch room.
  6:33pm
bubba:

Also, you can cut paper straws to a point at one end, turning it into a reed musical instrument that sounds a lot like a duck call.
  6:33pm
empress dragon nostradamus:

I second Dale's Twizzler straw idea. Can replace mouthwash.
  6:34pm
Sam:

Why are they talking about the Nets and the Dolphins? What is this, Sportsy Talk? Ba dum bum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

it's not like funnels don't exist. just put a funnel into a bed-ridden person's mouth and he/she can pour away.
Avatar 6:35pm
Will from Seattle:

Wouldn't that confuse actual whales though?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The marshy Meadowlands swampy areas must have acres of reeds just sitting there waiting to be harvested and turned into valuable drinking straws.
  6:36pm
Dean:

Is this an exempt offering?
  6:39pm
Listener Robert:

Will people be buying these illegitimately thru intermediates as straw purchases?

Get it?
  6:40pm
ATL Ex-Pat:

I work at a major nightclub in NYC. We have banned all straws. I can’t tell you where because I’m sure they are watching me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If we had the fancy plastic currency like they use up in Canada, you could pull a $5 bill from your wallet, roll it up and slurp away.
  6:41pm
straw straws:

There are people producing straws made of get this “straw” #notglutenfree
Avatar 6:41pm
Will from Seattle:

Open up a straw speak-easy in the basement of WFMU
  6:41pm
COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Plutonium straws are the worst! Teeth fall out. And so heavy!
  6:43pm
?:

making America criminal again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
melinda:

@Will great idea
  6:44pm
Sam:

With prohibition you either got rich, or you went to jail. The same will be true with the straws. Sure, let's buy a bunch of something that's about to become illegal, what could go wrong?
  6:46pm
Listener Robert:

If we buy enough stock will you produce another "loyal listener" show as bad as your trip to a movie at the Rockaway Mall?
  6:47pm
Sam:

That stock certificate is what will sink you when the prosecutor holds it up as Exhibit A. Good luck claiming the illegal straws weren't yours!!
  6:47pm
Julian:

How much for a bag?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PMD:

"We'll be farting through silk."
  6:49pm
beej:

FATAL FLAW: at the rate you'd be charging for plastic straws, people could use catheters more cheaply. Just sayin'...
Avatar 6:50pm
Beast of Boonton:

What is so bad about plastic straws on the beach anyway?
  6:51pm
COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Do able-bodied adult men use straws in the USA?
  6:52pm
Dean:

Just goes to show the biases of environmentalists. Never a peep from them when camels were dropping like flies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
common:

straws. love em. no. hate em.
  6:53pm
Listener Robert:

Yeah, Beast -- at Orchard Beach they even sell Budweiser in plastic bottles.
  6:56pm
Julian:

cut the bottom 2 inches from the bendy straws for the coke straws
who would know?
  6:57pm
Sam:

That certificate's not worth the paper it's not printed on
  6:58pm
Sam:

Maybe it's Rodeo as in Rodeo Drive in Hollywood. That's where you go to corrall Breckmans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Sebastian:

Thanks guys, have a good time!
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