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Favoriting March 2, 2018: Life Hacks

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm
Frangry:

HI WEIRDOS
  6:02pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

YAY
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Just Ted:

Hello Everyone
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All out Scott:

let the weirdness begin
  6:03pm
medson:

Hey everyone
Avatar 6:03pm
Third World Man:

the song keeps skipping
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
bore:

the supsense is killin me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
common:

is it over?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I ate a cheese sandwich once and hacked up a massive loogie.
Avatar 6:04pm
Third World Man:

show is over folks!
  6:05pm
JP:

Hello weirdos
  6:05pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

They put a MAN ON THE MOON...can they fix the skip in the INTRO!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Marcel M:

It was a fun day to walk dogs.
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northguineahills:

I don't understand strip clubs, never go, but I've dated a stripper before (Hopes wife isn't on the comments board)
  6:06pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Strippers say - FUCK YOU, FRANNY!!!
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madman:

HIGH-----LADIES AND LISTERNERS WELCOME TO RILEY OUR NOREASTER
Avatar 6:07pm
Just Ted:

Congratulations Frangry you have a J O B.
  6:07pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

FRANNY is a Whore-Easter...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Ciggy:

Hey Weirdos.
Everyone knows it's Windy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
bore:

what color is it???
Avatar 6:08pm
robyn:

so it's a Johnny Mueller
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Third World Man:

hey michele if I pledge is 45 days until I pony up enough time? I just started a new job and my paychecks are lagging.
  6:09pm
Noelle:

Ladies - What size T-Shirts do YOU wear???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
dale:

mt hope is out. vassar station is out. it's armegeddon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Rand al'Thor:

Hey, all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
queems:

you have to wear socks to bed in the winter, wtf
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Darrin77NYC:

Frozen and barren!
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robyn:

the best thing about sleeping is that moment you can kick off your socks in bed because it's so warm and comfy and you're about to sleep
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

3rd world dude - contact joe mcgasko. he's the head man on that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
common:

man, I love socks.
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Darrin77NYC:

Merino wool socks WILL CHANGE you life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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queems:

my feet are freezing 24 hours. day
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Third World Man:

Joe who, dale?
  6:11pm
CeeDubbles:

I just went out and swept the warwagon clean in MY BARE FEET
  6:11pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

What KIND of socks?
Which BRAND?
Are they made of MERINO WOOL???
Avatar 6:12pm
robyn:

that being said someone walking around on the street or even in the driveway produces a visceral horror in me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
common:

agreed, robyn
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bore:

here's a classic life hack: wear the same jeans all week
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Darrin77NYC:

Darn Tough socks! Made in Vermont. Guaranteed for life. $20 a pair.... and worth every penny!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:12pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

“DARN TOUGH” are the BEST BRAND OF SOCKS, period...
  6:13pm
yuppie:

Definition of a preppie, gets out of the shower to per
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

joe mcgasko - go to the monday 9 am schedule and that's joe's show. click on the link to contact him, he's the guy in charge of billing the pledgers.
  6:13pm
Dan:

Put shampoo on your hair before you get in the shower.
  6:13pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Keep the pee-pee in the shower talk for the MARATHON!!!
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robyn:

opening a bottle of beer with another bottle of beer is way more impressive
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

michele - get some slippery elm to sooth and coat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
common:

or on a table
  6:14pm
Dan:

Do you have gurt?
  6:14pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

How much do I need to pledge to pee on Michele in the shower?
  6:15pm
Noelle:

@Robyn - That is more impressive!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:15pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Michele is SAD GERD GIRL
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Darrin77NYC:

No mayo? Then how do you eat tuna or potato salad??????
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

using toothpaste to polish your dull headlights is a life hack - a sandwich is NOT a life hack.
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Darrin77NYC:

JOE Mayo?
  6:15pm
Dr Feelgood:

Elevate the head of your bed 6" w a few books or bricks to reduce reflux symptoms overnight
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robyn:

yeah more like mayNO
  6:16pm
six:

make grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter
  6:16pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Michele, a zero carb diet CURES GERD!!!
LIFE HACK
You’re Welcome...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

miracle whip for me!!!
  6:16pm
Dan:

Leave car windshield wipers up in the air in snow and ice storms.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

making soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker is a life hack.
  Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
stalvey:

Alphabetize your canned goods. Save food prep time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

instead of buying expensive things i find that shoplifting is a great life hack.
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Darrin77NYC:

It's not really a HACK, but spend money on THE BEST sheets. You'll love sleeping even more!!!!
  6:18pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Your Life Hack is WEAK!!!
  6:18pm
Dan:

Thread count matters.
Avatar 6:19pm
robyn:

Life hack: learn how to not return messages/calls. Once you feel comfortable doing this your life will improve. Your on-demand attention is not needed and should not be expected.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
queems:

if you keep a big cardboard box in the back of your car you can bring all of your groceries inside at once
  6:19pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Michele is ER-MAH-GERD-GIRL
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
common:

live across the street from your beer store. and never practice music
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Ciggy:

Crack an egg into Changua.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

people don't understand what the term 'life hack' means - including the ladies.
  6:20pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

life hack, what a hipster topic. bleh
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dale:

okay, frangry understands. michele not so much.
  6:20pm
Dan:

Barefoot in bed socks everywhere else.
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glenn:

life hack - eight hours of sleep, and a reasonable diet. boom done.
  6:21pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

https://www.healthline.com/health/gerd/sex#1

Hey - GERD is bad for your SEX LIFE. LAME...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
common:

umbrellas are for suckers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Ciggy:

Barefoot in the rain.
  6:21pm
Mikeee:

SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
  6:21pm
JC:

My Life Hack for you two - STOP BEING HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!
  6:21pm
You Phism:

is this code, like "wearing a raincoat in the shower?"
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madman:

I HAVE A KID FOR ADOPTION
  6:21pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

hahahah, awesone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
bore:

here's another classic hack: drink wine from a coffee mug
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
northguineahills:

@queems: one canvass bag feeds me for every meal for two weeks+
Avatar 6:22pm
robyn:

what's the last block you gentrified
Avatar 6:22pm
spacecowboy:

put the crap you need for the next day in your car the night before so you dont forget it
  6:22pm
six:

pro tip: pour the end of a bag on chips into the end of a jar of salsa and eat that shit with a spoon like it's cereal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
mrdonutsu:

"Life hacks" is such a millennial concept. No way around that...
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VT Knit Girl:

socks!
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Darrin77NYC:

NO... Wool is moisture wicking
  6:23pm
Daniel:

To avoid being asked to help your friends move, get a motorcycle
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glenn:

and don't forget where you parked your car.
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EarlyMorningInSeoul:

Life Hack - Scenario: You accidentally wrote on a whiteboard with permanent marker. If you write over the permanent marker with a dry erase marker, the chemicals in the dry erase marker can dissolve the permanent marker.
  6:23pm
Mikeee:

SUB TOPIC - Barefoot voters out there. WASH FEET BEFORE BED?? NOT WASH FEET BEFORE BED??
  6:23pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Sweaty Feet are sexy...
  6:23pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

@mrdonutsu: milennial hipster terminology
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
bore:

use dirty towels as a bath mat
  6:24pm
CeeDubbles:

@Dan, of course I raised the wiper arms in 'the Swedish Snow Salute' when brushing the Vulva
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

soaking your feet in vinegar and then making salad dressing with that so as not to waste vinegar s a life hack.
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Darrin77NYC:

NOT wool.... anti-microbial!!!
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Darrin77NYC:

I know far too much about f'n socks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
dale:

^ bore gets it. it's all about killing two birds.
  6:25pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Bee Pollen is good for sweaty feet and GERD dontchaknow...
  6:26pm
giraffe-o:

Is weed still illegal in NYC and NJ?
Avatar 6:26pm
Third World Man:

I call BS...how can Michele not have a boyfriend when she is so pretty?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
mmottel:

massive brickwalling vocal mics :)
  6:27pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

you should say you are 'life hacky-sacking' to the police
  6:27pm
Papa's Got A Brand New Guinea:

@Frangry & @Michele: This!!! https://i.redd.it/itf0z5i309g01.jpg
  6:27pm
Jordan:

PEE & CUCUMBERS - Sounds like FRANNY back in college......
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
cklequ:

At the end of a hard day I find that lying horizontally on a mattress with the lights switched off provides an ideal opportunity for sleep.

Anybody have tips for unclogging a drain?
  6:28pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

LIFE HACK
Make your drunk one-night-stand wear a diaper to bed in case he pees himself...
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spacecowboy:

shut up weirdo is all about extreme brickwalling!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

pooping in the shower? timesaver!
  6:28pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

cklequ: do you mean a 'life hack" for unclogging a drain?
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madman:

I HAD TIDE PODS FOR LUNCH---- AND GOT SICK
Avatar 6:29pm
Third World Man:

thenerdynurse.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
O Pelegao:

Buddy of mine was telling me how he called a Uber just to jump start his car.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
mrdonutsu:

You don't HAVE to wear makeup. How's that for a life hack?
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Darrin77NYC:

I live in Manhattan..... I can't have all the same color socks!
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Jeff Moore:

Cotton socks lead to footsweaty areas remaining sodden which will lead to the growth of of stinky stuff. Cotton socks are gross.

Wool socks manage to keep that from happening. They're magical. And nice soft wool like Merino isn't even scratchy.

But even with wool socks you shouldn't wear them for more than one day. Eww.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
dale:

cklequ - pour some baking soda down there. then pour vinegar in. or take the trap off and pour the hairy sludge out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
bore:

turn off your screensaver at work so your boss thinks you aren't gone all day
  6:31pm
six:

magic eraser is made of shards of glass
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
northguineahills:

My wife doesn't do her hair, but it's straight, and always perfect (but she otherwise spends a lot of time on her appearance).

(she also is known to buy a lot of underwear rather do laundry [I have never done])
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

i'm surprised michele doesn't turn her underwear inside out when it's laundry time.
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Just Ted:

Did you guys change the phone number? I'm calling but it just rings and rings?
  6:31pm
fergus fergitful:

put your car/house keys in the groceries you bought at lunch so you don't / can't forget then
  6:31pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Michele, there are plenty of guys who would pay good money for your soiled underwear...
LIFE HACK
  6:31pm
wakka wakka:

He said “keep a good supply! “ [of underwear] hehe
  6:31pm
Jordan:

@Franny - Does that story mean you get your nails done???????????
  6:31pm
six:

is literally cuts the dirt off a surface
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

just ted they're probably in the upstairs studio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
cklequ:

I think they're in a different studio, Ted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
queems:

i don't have nails
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Matt_E:

Bring a juicy piece of fruit in the shower - you can get real messy with it, then wash yourself off!
  6:33pm
carrots:

foldable chair that fits in the tub to sit while you shower when your hung over..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
northguineahills:

My wife does her own nails...
  6:33pm
wakka wakka:

I am a girl and I don’t get my nails done. Wtf is wrong with me
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robyn:

apparently clipping your nails at night is bad luck. did anyone else know this
  6:33pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Where does Michele get her nails done?
By a mortician?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
northguineahills:

I agree w/ Jeff, but living in a warm climate, there are not as much of an opportunity to wear them.
  6:34pm
carrots:

duck tape wallet!
  6:34pm
carrots:

leave an open bar of irish spring in your t-shirt drawer... which i do..
  6:34pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

DARN TOUGH SOCKS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
  6:34pm
Noelle:

Favorite nail place - "GET NAILED"!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

life hack - saute spinach in a bit of vinegar and chopped onion and garlic. then throw it out to make compost .
  6:35pm
andyplants:

Place an orange peel in your stash of weed, keeps it fresher and adds flavor
  6:35pm
carrots:

pizza box 10 galloon hat!
Avatar 6:35pm
Jeff Moore:

That partial-knot thing when plugging cords together is standard practice when setting up lighting instruments in a theater.
Avatar 6:35pm
Matt_E:

Buy striped sheets. You will always know which way to put them over your mattress
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
dale:

yes - blacksmiths have been doing that for centuries.
Avatar 6:36pm
robyn:

@Matt_E are you really dining on luscious fruits in the shower like it's the last days of the roman empire
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
queems:

NOPE
  6:36pm
carrots:

use the charcoal chimney as a burner and cook with a wok on it!
Avatar 6:37pm
Matt_E:

@robyn it's my breakfast most mornings
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

when you have diarrhea use the toilet - life hack!
  6:37pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

life hack rhymes with butt crack
  6:37pm
andyplants:

To remove stink from a pair of shoes put them in the freezer overnight (in a plastic bag of course)
  6:37pm
Jordan:

@Michele - mushy CORN FLAKES are the best!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
queems:

isn't parfait just french
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
DC:

Barfait!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
northguineahills:

@dale: so, that's what I've been doing wrong!
  6:38pm
King Dean:

Parfait means perfect in french
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Jeff Moore:

@northguineahills: I'd contend that light wool socks are all the more appropriate in warm climes and during the summer!

Because those are the sweaty times.
  6:38pm
Geoff in Ottawa:

Will MIchele say 'souffle'?
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robyn:

@Matt_E that is gladiator af i am impressed matt
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spacecowboy:

will michele say wazzzzzzup!!!!!!!
  6:39pm
carrots:

when your sick puking with diarea, puke in the toilet and hang your ass over the tub!
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Just Ted:

parfait ming-ONG
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
northguineahills:

Thanks Jeff, I'll look for some (my wool socks are all cold winter socks).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

northguinea - i learned that lesson the hard way.
  6:40pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

socks and sandals!
Avatar 6:41pm
Just Ted:

you don't sleep with socks, you hang your bare-foot off the side of the bed above the sheets for temperature regulation. DUH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

'what position are you in when you take your socks off?'
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Jeff Moore:

WTF is wrong with Michele and the word "parfait"?

A parfait is practically anything done in layers, usually in a tallish glass vessel. A lot of super-tasty desserts are served that way, so you can dig down with the spoon and pick up a few interesting complementary flavors.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
northguineahills:

Socks and Sandals, a great NYC analogue techno band,,,,
  6:41pm
King Dean:

Life hack if you need to kll someone inject insulin between their toes, it will look like they died of natural causes and no one will see the injection welt
  6:42pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Socks but NO PANTIES...WEIRD...
Avatar 6:42pm
Jeff Moore:

@NGH: check out the "Smartwool" brand.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
queems:

whoa king dean
  6:42pm
a hot dog is NOT a sandwich!:

SOCKS & SANDALS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c-1eOzpS6o
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Dale H:

I saw a guy using a leaf blower to clear the snow off of in his driveway one time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

rooster prolly ha a lot of good prison hacks
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robyn:

ultimately, it all comes down to what you do on the toilet. you can use that time quite efficiently and probably do more than you admit
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Just Ted:

@Jeff Moore don't you mean "create a Taste Sensation"
  6:43pm
Evan:

More like Barfait
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Jeff Moore:

I get freaked out if I go to bed with socks on. I keep thinking they'll cut my circulation off in the night.
  6:44pm
Luke:

@Franny - I love girls naked except for socks - DEAR LORD!!!!!!
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VT Knit Girl:

what about the word Trifle? its a fancy parfait
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
queems:

banana pudding is the best
  6:44pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

It’s wonder that Michele has GERD when she eats all kinds of CRAP!!!
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Just Ted:

Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey is banana ice-cream with walnuts and chocolate chunks.
Avatar 6:45pm
robyn:

sounds like the delicious taste of aspartame
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
northguineahills:

@Jeff: done! danks!
  6:45pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Prison Hacks
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robyn:

Mister Franny belongs in a Tom of Finland calendar
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Just Ted:

Does not work for me, because I don't make idle threats, I just remove my money and tell them to fuck-off.
  6:46pm
Luke:

CHUNKY MONKEY Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6:46pm
Evan:

Lifehack: need more money? Mug someone!
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Just Ted:

@Robyn do I dare google Tom of Finland?
  6:47pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Does FRANNY peel a banana correctly?
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Jeff Moore:

@Just Ted: iconic illustrations for the most manly men.
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Frangry:

CHUNKY MONKEY IS INCREDIBLE
  6:48pm
mr clean:

stop using soap except for your hands. and stop with the shampoo too!
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Darrin77NYC:

Michele... I'll sponsor your avocados
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spacecowboy:

that is a entirely legal defense
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All out Scott:

its not victimless if your tomato feels cheaper
  6:48pm
Jordan:

@Michele - I thought you ONLY ate KALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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madman:

I AGREE WITH MICHELLE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
DonJuanTijuana:

This comment board is such a sausage fest
  6:49pm
Evan:

Rooster Soup for the Soul
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All out Scott:

rooster definately barefoot
  6:49pm
andyplants:

Never expect anything, and you’ll never get let down
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robyn:

@ted tom of finland is cool, fear not
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Just Ted:

@Michele did you see "Just Eat It - A Food Waste Movie" documentary?
  6:50pm
mr clean:

you'll develop a wicked musk
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robyn:

is this rich kyle? keep her on the line!!!
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All out Scott:

rooster goes to church barefoot
  6:50pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Your thieving is causing your GERD, Michele...You have bad conscience and it’s burning your insides...
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robyn:

my ASMR is beginning to TINGLE
  6:51pm
giraffe-o:

Robert Browning : "A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?"
  6:51pm
Matt:

Rules are meant to be stolen
  6:51pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Hey Michele, member when your laptop got stolen? How did that feel?
Avatar 6:52pm
Darrin77NYC:

@robyn I listened to Heather Feather this afternoon! lololol
  6:52pm
Tone Loc:

@FRANNY - Did you ever suck an egg????
  6:52pm
nick:

if it's snowing, don't turn on your defroster and wipers, the snowflakes would melt and refreeze to your windshield. if you leave the windshield cold, they'll stay solid and slide over your car.
  6:52pm
giraffe-o:

life hack : "lobster jell-o"
  6:52pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

FRANNY, what are your go to MEALS to cook?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
BennettCap:

Michele, avocados are the last fruit or vegetable to worry about trusting pesticides and fertilizers. They're impenetrable. No residues. Strawberries are the worst offenders regarding chemical leftovers. But you can't steal them because of the carton.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

When packing a suitcase, roll up the shirts and stuff instead of folding. No wrinkles!
  6:53pm
Mallory:

you can just take the butter out of fridge a few hours early, and it softens without the beating!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
queems:

@mallory but then you don't have an excuse to beat something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
DonJuanTijuana:

who is this caller? that voice is SO HOT!!
  6:55pm
Jiggling Buttocks:

Fat Pants Hack for Greedy Slobs...
  6:56pm
Mallory:

lol @queems
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Jeff Moore:

Franny is right about simultaneous.
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Kevin:

@FRANNY - Are you hotter than your SISTER????
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Jiggling Buttocks:

FRANNY LIFE HACK
Want to lower your rent?
Have sex with your Landlord...
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robyn:

@Darrin I just turned it on. her voice annoyed me for 2 seconds and then it worked
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andyplants:

Always carry matches to avoid Leaving a bathroom smelling
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dale:

when you lose or gain weight you can put a new hole in your belt. voila - new belt!!
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robyn:

A purple, moist parfait on your party menu will send most of the people out of the room and allow you to cancel #lifehack
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Mallory:

the best is feminine fresh wipes just b4 coitus
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dale:

bush? not shaved?
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Evan:

but was she wearing socks?
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Just Ted:

An hour....
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Frangry:

BYE WEIRDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR THE MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mancunian:

Life hack wipe your arse with baby wipes and socks on :)
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BennettCap:

I'm bringing parfait to the marathon. Clearly labeled.
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Just Ted:

Thats an awful long time to change...
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Jiggling Buttocks:

Naked...without SOCKS???
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DonJuanTijuana:

who wears fannypacks?
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Darrin77NYC:

@robyn sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk is her thing
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Jiggling Buttocks:

Just burn the bathroom down
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Jordan:

What was the FINAL COUNT on bare feet - socks??????????
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madman:

LATER LISTERNERS
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Third World Man:

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