Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 25, 2017 Favoriting

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Favoriting January 25, 2017: Farm Fresh Comedy, Made Right Before Your Eyes
Seven Second Delay gets topical! Andy's pal David Feldman is in the studio as a guest. As AP wire news stories break, Ken, Andy and David plan to come up with jokes about the news stories, and the Tweetworthy jokes go out over Twitter. David kicks things off with a couple of Mary Tyler Moore observations. A Jenny Finch story comes across the wire, and the crew struggles a bit to come up with a joke about it. But then things start rolling with tweets about Bison Slaughter, NFL concussions, and Governor Tom Wolf! Other joke topics include police dogs, the Trump wall, Syrian refugees, the National Park Service, the Cheneys, NFL drones, and the Confederate flag. Also, Beth calls in to give a recap of the Women's March in DC and a bison limerick!

Recap by Andrew M.

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Everybody should follow tonight's guest writer David Feldman, on twitter. His twitter account is: https://twitter.com/david_feldman_

If you like a tweet on his account, retweet it. If you don't like one of his tweets, retweet it. If we say it's funny, it's funny, Trust us. Have we ever lied to you before? David is very depressed. He's going through a divorce and his ex-wife took half of his twitter followers and she is fucking most of them. Do what we say.

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Listener comments!

  5:57pm
Listener Robert:

"Farm fresh"? Does that mean corny? Get better, Ken. You know Andy's just not funny on the air by himself.
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dgg:

are we gonna get to play w the robot again?
Avatar 6:02pm
Undead83:

Cheers guys, let's begin to rock
  6:03pm
Listener Robert:

You had a staff meeting while you had the flu? You trying to start an epidemic at WFMU?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Enter your jokes in the comments and the comedians will evaluate them. Here goes:

Q - Why is it you never see <insert minority> working at a lumber yard?
A - Would you hire a <minority>?
  6:04pm
Listener Robert:

I have one of David Feldman's books, "Do Penguins Have Knees?" Dave Lindelof gave it to me for my birthday, or some holiday.
Avatar 🚂 6:05pm
dgg:

"And you think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"
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dgg:

holy shit I had all of those "do clocks go clockwise" books as a kid.
Avatar 🚂 6:07pm
Nick the Bard:

aaron, sorry, they do have a topic and stuff tonight, and i was running late, so i don't know how tight on time they're trying to be
Avatar 🚂 6:07pm
Nick the Bard:

(nothing against you, don't worry)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
common:

i miss the robot.
  6:08pm
melinda:

I loved the MTM show
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Damn it, why are you reading my comments before I type them. geez
Avatar 6:09pm
Undead83:

@ common I think the robot only runs on Ken's Show xP
  6:09pm
Listener Robert:

I was just looking a few days ago at a YouTube of her doing a soap commercial.
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dgg:

@David Feldman your 2013 Mort Sahl interview was excellent
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

andy has a masturbation rider in his contract. i have no idea what that means.
  6:10pm
Listener Robert:

Where was David Feldman's interview of Mort Sahl published? You sure it wasn't Mort Sahl's interview of David Feldman?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

didn't mary die in a hot air balloon accident?
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dgg:

if you have a rider is it still masturbation? Also, yeah! It's on YouTube.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
common:

@undead83: i think so.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

valerie harper is still alive, and i think she was hotter than mary.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

mary tyler moore didn't make it after all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Asheville Jon:

which sank faster: the titanic, or this show?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

it took the titanic 2 hours and change, sooooo...........
  6:22pm
melinda:

Dale I feel bad for laughing at that but I did.
  6:22pm
JoelA:

Copyright for AP breaking news site is 2015... no kidding
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
silent-H:

Just the FMU doc. sex and broadcasting...sounds like a joke set-up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
cosmic matrix:

(andy is a rock star)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
dale:

which melinda?
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dale:

andy is a sedimentary rock star
  6:25pm
Sam:

We told him to take a bite outta crime!
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dgg:

haha ok the "AP" one got me
  6:27pm
melinda:

@dale: the one about Mary not making it after all
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
dale:

is andy snapping his gum and clicking his pen or clicking his gum and snapping his pen?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

ah - that felt wrong when i wrote it. i posted it earlier and fb so i guess it didn't feel THAT wrong.
  6:28pm
Sam:

Trump needs a whole forest of redwoods just to color his hair!
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Linda Lee:

most of the tweets from the Parks Service are more interesting than that ..
  6:30pm
Sam:

The good news is, the orangutan preserve has been greatly expanded to include the white house
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Asheville Jon:

Hello Linda Lee! How's it going?
Avatar 6:30pm
Linda Lee:

good news on the Bison slaughter!
  6:31pm
Sam:

Bison, or biden?
  6:31pm
giraffe-o:

"If news breaks, it was probably Seven Second Delay that broke it"
Avatar 6:31pm
Linda Lee:

going well Jon! you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Asheville Jon:

Been a good few days, thanks.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

...ted nugent makes bingo plans.
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dale:

sam - HA!
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Linda Lee:

good to hear it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Asheville Jon:

glad to hear you're doing well too. how's the weather?
Avatar 6:34pm
Linda Lee:

icey! asheville too?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
dale:

damned if you do, damned if you don't
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Folsom:

there's a cheney joke somehow
  6:35pm
Kellyanne Conway:

Andy is funny, alternative fact
Avatar 6:35pm
Linda Lee:

back in our day, a shotgun meant just one joint ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Asheville Jon:

nope! was in the 60's today.
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Linda Lee:

oh my gosh. that sounds fantastic. ..
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dgg:

Dick cheney didn't have the common decency to offer.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

'Tough but fair.'
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dgg:

"The US felt so bad about invading Iraq, Iraq has been offered a four year occupation of Florida"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Asheville Jon:

it was nice. supposed to get colder over the next few days though. that's fine with me!
Avatar 6:37pm
Linda Lee:

too soon for the 60s .. true
  6:37pm
muwfInMA:

can one go through a day in the US and not hear of or see guns!? been normal for way too long
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Asheville Jon:

it's been a very warm winter. i want cold!
  6:38pm
Sam:

The thing is, Ken and Andy are funniest when they're not trying to be funny. They're funniest when they're tryng to do normal things like reserve hotels or deliver pizzas. When they're sitting there trying to construct jokes, it's not as funny.
Avatar 6:38pm
Linda Lee:

do you have snow?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

bamboo splints under the nails work - just ask marla!
  6:39pm
Sam:

I'm feeling kind of whip and cheney tonight.
Avatar 6:39pm
Linda Lee:

(probably not today, i guess!)
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Trump doesn't CARE if torture works, he just likes it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Asheville Jon:

me? snow? nothing even close to that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
cory:

mobile.nytimes.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

he said 'hard on' - heh heh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
cory:

whoops, this isn't messenger. sry
  6:41pm
moontana:

In response to slaughter ban, bison turn guns on themselves. Montana has the highest suicide rate in the nation. We're number one, we're number one!
  6:41pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I'm still sitting on a voucher for a replacement prize for the unproduced Seven Second Delay sex tape. Can I use it for this so-called graphic novel? Will it be as graphic as the sex tape?
  6:42pm
Sam:

Technically you're supposed to shoot the bison, and then give it the gun and ask it to shoot you. That's what gentlemen do.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
dale:

matt moore - walk it off
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Horrible, but: 'If only her "followers" would take the term literally.'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
cory:

how about the NFL drone story?
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
WFMU listener WADE:

comedy made fresh...like snails being stepped on
  6:45pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

God is my witness, I thought footballs could fly.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Couldn't they call them something more racist than 'drones'?
  6:46pm
Sam:

Ha good one murakami
  6:46pm
Sam:

you too pete
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

"i love my fourth wife....."
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redkayak:

what's the twitter handle again?
  6:47pm
Sam:

There once was a man named Frelinghuysen
Who didn't want people to hurt bison
Avatar 6:48pm
Linda Lee:

david_feldman_
Avatar 🚂 6:48pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

'When they found out who' s President, they BEGGED us to shoot them.'
Avatar 6:49pm
redkayak:

@LInda 10-4 :)
Avatar 🚂 6:49pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Funny how Trump never calls the Confederates 'losers'….
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

thumbs up! HA HA ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa...........
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Asheville Jon:

www.youtube.com...
  6:51pm
Sam:

It's ok to joke about school shootings, but a guy who doesn't have cancer? Stay away from that.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

don't get testy people.
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dgg:

mort sahl and david feldman: www.youtube.com...
  6:52pm
Sam:

Prostate cancer is a pain in the balls!
  6:52pm
moontana:

Wait a minute, that story about the kid asking his victim to shoot him sounds like fake news. Are Ken and Andy making this stuff up?
Avatar 🚂 6:52pm
dgg:

How bout: "Doctor gave Governor thumbs up and it came out clean"
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Doctors say Tom Wolf can go home again.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

dgg - too much imagery
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
sweeks:

I'm realizing that Andy is actually kinda funny
  6:54pm
tq:

@midnight
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dgg:

@dale hahaa
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dgg:

@dale hahaa
Avatar 🚂 6:56pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Mattel's stock needs batteries.

Barbie's going to have to go back to being a sex doll.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
dale:

mattell sells flat - barbie sells dream house.
  6:56pm
Listener Robert:

Thanks for the link, dgg.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Asheville Jon:

pure Ken and Andy comedy here: www.youtube.com...
  6:57pm
moontana:

Great show but I miss the robots.
Avatar 🚂 6:57pm
dgg:

@dale yeah, I was going for clean bill of health. But got "doo doo on thumb" instead. @rob: for sure, its good
  6:58pm
moontana:

The robots seemed more human.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
dale:

bikini girls on deck!
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