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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.
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September 5, 2016: It's the first Monday in September! No way! Anyway, Dave welcomes death metal god Chris Reifert (Autopsy, Death, etc.) and comedian Bob Walles to Studio A for nonstop mayhem!
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![]() Professional as always! |
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![]() hello!! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:01pm
Dennis D:
Hi |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:02pm
BenDoverMD:
another flippin Labor Day...hyuh Dave & hillistines |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:03pm
Dennis D:
Angel witch, such soothing sound |
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![]() Hola, everybody! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:04pm
Dennis D:
Como esta |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:05pm
BillDolanBDC:
BRING ON THE REVERB!!!!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:05pm
Debbie:
Hola, Dave and Angel Witch fans. | |
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![]() i haven't heard angel witch in months |
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![]() I think since DH is doing animated GIFs, we should submit some to DH. Except the face melting scene from Indiana Jones, story of DH's life |
![]() good evening kids | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:06pm
Rickwaukee:
This fellow seems enamored. | |
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![]() Just noticed that about 45% of the lyrics to this is "angel witch." |
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![]() Please do, Folsom! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:07pm
BillDolanBDC:
Raiders of the Lost Reverb Ark | |
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![]() Sweet, sweet Angel Witch. She needs a slow jam makeover with a long monologue in the mid-section. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:07pm
Matt in Hillsborough:
what's with the anime gif dave (blood notwithstanding) | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:08pm
Ms. Sim:
Oh shit, I'm here! I was listening, but I barely made it to a computer. Howdy Hill People! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:08pm
Danne D:
Hi everyone! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:09pm
Danne D:
I could swear I heard Matt W using reverb the other day | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:09pm
Dennis D:
love this song, i heard a good cover by Josh Homme's wife Brody |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:10pm
Dennis D:
hi Ms Sim |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:11pm
Dennis D:
Yo Amy |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:12pm
Dennis D:
REVERB! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:13pm
Ms. Sim:
Bit of trivia... That gif from Angel Witch is from a movie called Devil's Hand, and it stars Alan Alda's DAD!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:13pm
BillDolanBDC:
HOME OF THE HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS!!!! | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:13pm
Dennis D:
Cowboy Chimp! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:14pm
Dennis D:
That cowboy chimp has John Wayne's gait! |
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![]() Hey there! How’s everyone’s labor doing? |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:15pm
Dennis D:
Hi Jake |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:15pm
BillDolanBDC:
My water just broke. | |
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![]() Romper Room, Dave |
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![]() hi there! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:17pm
BillDolanBDC:
Magic Garden | |
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![]() i loved romper room |
![]() Danne you are on it...Bill Magic Garden had the Chucklepatch | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:18pm
BillDolanBDC:
Romper Stomper Room | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:18pm
Dave Sustain:
Thought it was ms cleo | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:18pm
Lolly:
ROMPER ROOM! that b*^ch never said my name. | |
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![]() Romper Room... yes, life changing. Though we're also aging ourselves by knowing it. |
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![]() Chat like the angel wind! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:19pm
BenDoverMD:
Was it Carol & Paula? |
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![]() CALL IN!!! 201-209-9368 |
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![]() There are 3 lines open. |
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![]() Cuz the other line....well you know who is on :) |
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![]() @DennisD: Hello! How you doing? @pillow_out: I liked “Romper Room,” I loved “The Magic Garden” and “Kid’s Are People Too” and I liked “Villa Alegre” as well. |
![]() Ben I believe so and Sherlock Squirrel | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:21pm
Rickwaukee:
I've never called in and I have never been beaten - make your own conclusions. | |
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![]() Well time to recitfy at least one of those situations, Rickwaukee!!! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:22pm
StephenRadford:
Good evening sports fans! |
![]() Radford...Evening mate | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:22pm
MadameLuke:
Hello from Santa Cruz! | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:23pm
Dennis D:
@Jake slowly reecovering, down 45 pounds in 5 weeks and trying to get some energy back, its been scary, thanks for asking. |
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![]() Sounds like YngMom wants to have Yngtercourse with Dave. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:23pm
BillDolanBDC:
Married with Fake Biker Children | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:23pm
StephenRadford:
Hey what's happening MoreGuinness? You doing well? |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:23pm
Dennis D:
Pain in my back/leg is slightly lessened. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:24pm
Supermeowy:
hey, Madame Luke!!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:24pm
MadameLuke:
Meowy!!!! | |
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![]() @DennisD: 45 pounds in 5 weeks? Yikes! Hang in there! Once your body adjusts you should be good. |
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![]() A good GIF would be someone photoshopping the beginning of Music Man when Robert Preston leaves the train, with "Professor Dave Hill" on his suitcase. "I don't believe I know your name" "I don't believe I dropped it" |
![]() Not bad Radford.. Landscaping looks sexy kid | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:25pm
BenDoverMD:
Drinking game participants are already buzzing |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:25pm
Dennis D:
Yes glad for the weight loss just faster than anticipated |
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![]() YNGMOM!!!!! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:26pm
BenDoverMD:
Where's Snook? |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:26pm
StephenRadford:
Thanks bud! I'm just glad it's all done. I'm more secretary of the interior! :p |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:27pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Can we start a GoFundMe to get Jimmy more minutes? Perhaps find him an eccentric millionaire benefactor ? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:28pm
Lolly:
I love the ailment drinking game bc it reminds me of Bob Ducca: https://youtu.be/kHIegpSmIyw | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:28pm
MadameLuke:
Drink! Foot stress fracture! | |
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![]() Some say that YngDave's image was the inspiration for the logo of a bread company. www.daveskillerbread.com |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:29pm
Dennis D:
I'd throw a few bucks to Jimmy's phone fund |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:29pm
BenDoverMD:
Does Jimmy have paypal? I'll send 10 or 20 bucks...I'm finding not enough places that accept paypal these days |
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![]() “Lamont, you big dummy!” “Esther, you so ugly!” “This is the big one! Elizabeth I’m coming to join ya!” |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:30pm
MadameLuke:
Daves Killer Bread is delicious fwiw | |
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![]() YngMom is on fire tonight. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:31pm
StephenRadford:
Oh and I gotta say, I'm impressed with the level of creativity from those who gather here. I gravitate to creative minds. MoreGuinness is one talented artist! (If he's not careful, he might be asked to do great things)- inspired. |
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![]() @ChadFromOregon: Hey! That’s what I said too her Saturday night! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:32pm
Rickwaukee:
I like YngMom more than Mrs YngDave - ick. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:32pm
Supermeowy:
Do Not Enter -- this week's Yngdave-inspired band name | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:33pm
StephenRadford:
Okay, enough with the mushy stuff. Back to the show! |
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![]() New wordy tattoo combination, “Meet Me in Montauk” on a leg/arm and “Do Not Enter” as a tramp stamp. |
![]() I'm blushing Radford...but also I can bring the hot rock heat. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:33pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Classic Danne D | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:34pm
MadameLuke:
Not into this Flintstones call | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:35pm
BillDolanBDC:
DinaSNORE | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:35pm
Dennis D:
This guy has thought about this a little too much |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:35pm
StephenRadford:
Totally! You got rock coursing through your blood, I wonder if bringing the heat through riffs and licks is some kind of an ailment. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:35pm
MadameLuke:
Trying. Too. Hard. | |
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![]() "Would they have to make special vinyl for the records you play on dinosaur turntables?" |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:36pm
Dennis D:
I'm with you Madame Luke |
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![]() How often would one have to change the bird’s beak or the bird itself on a dinosaur turntable? |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:36pm
Dennis D:
Cut the Gab |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:36pm
MadameLuke:
Can you call back in 20 millennia? | |
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![]() I hope a meteor hits this dude's house and his whole family goes extinct. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:36pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
It's a tyrannadon you monster | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:37pm
StephenRadford:
You know what would have happened. Pinao playing dinosaurs on Youtube. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:38pm
StephenRadford:
Piano... I have no idea what a pinao is or how to play one... answers on a postcard. |
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![]() #Sully is trending worldwide on twitter Some will say because it's a paid promoted tweet. I prefer to think it's because of this Bill Dolan call |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:41pm
MadameLuke:
Wait, the blue Monsters, Inc. guy was also a commercial airline pilot? How did I not know this major spoiler?! #Sully #SullyMovie | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:41pm
Dennis D:
This is not one of Bill's better calls |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:41pm
MadameLuke:
My Twitter contribution. | |
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![]() HOLY POTATO!!! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:42pm
Rickwaukee:
Dave guided the call to the bottom of the Hudson | |
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![]() Super Meowy should use that as her Superhero catch phrase |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:42pm
BillDolanBDC:
I am outraged at AT&T's service in my parents house. Sorry people. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:42pm
StephenRadford:
I thought it would be HOLY KALE!!!! |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:43pm
Rickwaukee:
I say I'm gonna slice one lengthwise when I'm going to fart laying down. | |
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![]() Not to brag, but the "Mary tree" is just a couple blocks from my house. :) People leave bouquets of flowers on the regular. |
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![]() “Sacred spud found by cook makes residents feel safe, watched over.” www.cbc.ca... |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:45pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
How wet is this goddamn potato | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:45pm
Dennis D:
It's no Mary Tree. |
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![]() @DennisD Exactly. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:46pm
BenDoverMD:
Spoiler alert re: Bill Dolan... Sully sticks the landing |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:47pm
JeffHQ:
\m/ | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:47pm
MadameLuke:
What are the odds of my finding a burrito on Labor Day? Sadly probably pretty good right? | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:49pm
BillDolanBDC:
I think Jimmy used up all the minutes on my phone. Sorry folks. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:50pm
StephenRadford:
Is it me or is Tom Hanks always in films that involve airports / aircraft of some kind? |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:50pm
adrian990:
what a joke bill - get your act together next time | |
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![]() Tom Hanks is a very important actor. |
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![]() tom hanks was important in the 80s |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:51pm
StephenRadford:
Oh absolutely Jake. Strong in everything he does. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:52pm
BillDolanBDC:
Sorry I faded out before my dinosaur part of the story. | |
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![]() the burbs was his best role |
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![]() www.ebay.com... |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:53pm
JeffHQ:
I strum from the land down under. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:53pm
StephenRadford:
I'd have to say Big is a movie that changed my life as a kid. |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:53pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Sully's plane sucked a pterodactyl into engine three. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:53pm
MadameLuke:
Two words: Bachelor Party | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:53pm
StephenRadford:
Tom Hanks never got to work with Robin Williams in a movie, right? that would have been an amazing combination. |
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![]() www.ebay.com... |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:54pm
BillDolanBDC:
You really got me on that one Mike & Jean. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:54pm
BillDolanBDC:
Bossom Body Count | |
Mon. 9/5/16 9:56pm
Dave Sustain:
That's my new insult for somebody "a wet potato" | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:56pm
Dennis D:
Tough love. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:56pm
StephenRadford:
I've been listening to a lot of death metal in preparation for Chris. I'm completely out of that music, It's growing on me. Autopsy - "Waiting For The Screams" a highlight. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 9:58pm
StephenRadford:
Mr Hill! don't forget to delve into Chris Reifert's artwork for the albums. curious about his inspirations for Skull Grinder and Macabre Eternal. |
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![]() @DaveHill: You are really killing it with the GIFs tonight. |
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![]() Thanks, Jake! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:01pm
BenDoverMD:
But the gifs are freaking out my iPad... #justsayin |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:01pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Underrated aspect of the pill gif: That cat has pockets! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:03pm
adrian990:
zuko did nothing wrong | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:03pm
Dennis D:
I knew a woman who was like that Cat Gif. You had to hid all your pharmaceuticals when she used your bathroom. |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:04pm
JeffHQ:
Cookie monster moisture mayhem. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:06pm
Rickwaukee:
heavy deja vu right now | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:08pm
JeffHQ:
SacredspuD | |
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![]() @Stephen call in and ask about the art work :) Everyone call in - 201-209-9368 and ask all your death metal questions :) |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:10pm
James S.:
No Spoilers! | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:10pm
StephenRadford:
Joe Versus the Volcano he was pretty broken... |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:10pm
Rickwaukee:
Is Bill's story in the movie? I'll just catch it there I guess. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:11pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Road to Perdition! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:12pm
JeffHQ:
Seen a bun | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:12pm
StephenRadford:
Thanks Danne! |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:12pm
adrian990:
he's kind of a scumbag in that thing you do | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:13pm
Dennis D:
evem his scumbag roles are lightweight. |
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![]() @pillow_out: “Bossom Buddies” and “Bachelor Party” and then that is it. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:14pm
StephenRadford:
This is starting to sound like a "What would Michael Bay Do?" segment. |
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![]() How can you forget Cinnabon?? It smells up the whole mall!! Hi Dave and Hillfolk! |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:16pm
Lolly:
Oh! Maybe Cinnabon ATTRACTED the birds | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:16pm
Dennis D:
Hi Matt From |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:16pm
BenDoverMD:
His finest work youtu.be... |
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![]() My favorite Sully Sullenberger line is when he said, “Remember the I said I’d kill you last? I lied!” |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:20pm
JeffHQ:
Almond allergy anarchy | |
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![]() Aussiesque voice from Mancunians. Coincidence? |
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![]() www.siboelectronic.com... |
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![]() Whoops, the line was… “Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I lied!” |
![]() It's Chaos, Cinnabons and moisture in the studio tonight.. | |
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![]() shop.nuclearblast.com... |
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![]() Essentially. It's a book, whose essence is a book. |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:24pm
Marc15:
Ing Dave is the Monroe of WFMU | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:25pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Cinnabon is moist as can be, that's brand synergyy my friends. | |
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![]() "WFMU: All the time zones seem like one!" |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:26pm
Marc15:
It is 4:25 AM In Oslo, according to Siri | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:27pm
daveB from before:
Great to hear your voice Stephen! Solid call!!! |
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![]() "I'm late from the Cinnabon stop! No time to de-goose the plane, let's GO!!" |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:28pm
JeffHQ:
VonAir | |
![]() Alternate Sully plot...The Movie is shot entirely from the birds perspective | |
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![]() JIMMY!!!! |
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![]() Jimmy :( |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:29pm
ScottC:
Check DaFont.com... | |
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![]() Poor Jimmy :( |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:30pm
JeffHQ:
JimmY | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:30pm
Dennis D:
Fuck, Jimmy! Best of luck |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:30pm
Ms. Sim:
Jimmy!? wtf, I thought this was an YngDave link. How many regular listeners do we have to emote for? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:30pm
Rickwaukee:
Those are the kind of memories you want to hold on to. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:30pm
Ms. Sim:
No offense Jimmy, I'll emote for you, too. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:31pm
StephenRadford:
I can't find the Wade Snook Sacred Potato image. |
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![]() Uggh. GOLF KILLS!!! |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:32pm
JeffHQ:
Brutal. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:32pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
This is still better than the dinosaur call. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:32pm
Ms. Sim:
Is Jimmy going to sing a song for his mother? HE SHOULD | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:33pm
BillDolanBDC:
Feel horibile for Jimmy but ike & Jean made me now crying laughing. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:33pm
Rickwaukee:
Does Jimmy have a question for tonight's guest? | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:33pm
StephenRadford:
Haha. We should have beta tested the timezone game... :P |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:34pm
Lolly:
❤️❤️❤️Jimmy | |
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![]() Dave's children's book: "You're A Lot More Metal Than You Realize" |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:35pm
JeffHQ:
Your metal meditation question? | |
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![]() We love you Jimmy! |
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![]() My favorite show on the new schedule is “Japanese Woman Screaming for 20 Minutes Straight.” |
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![]() "The Jimmy Fund" |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:36pm
daveB from before:
finished up a sketchbook and celebrating by stealing kid's candy |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:36pm
herb.nyc:
(Im gonna be a jerk, but ever since YngDave's mom spoke, the show has been going downhill. Excuse me for saying.) | |
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![]() Jimmy should give vocal lessons |
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![]() You're the lawyer Jimmy, think of a 503 or something and we can help you out! |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:36pm
BillDolanBDC:
What does the Japanese woman's sexuality have to do with anything? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:36pm
JeffHQ:
503 destitution destruction | |
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![]() @Jake: Brian Turner used to have that segment regularly. |
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![]() @Bill: ;P |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:37pm
BillDolanBDC:
YES!!!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:38pm
Ms. Sim:
It's all about the duffel bag. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:38pm
BillDolanBDC:
Tell Jimmy dinner at the Thistle first | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:38pm
Marc15:
AMC Theater in West Orange has a liquor license | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:38pm
JeffHQ:
Hide the fifth of Jack in the Pepto. | |
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![]() We lost you Jimmy (but don't lose yourself!) |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:39pm
Ms. Sim:
YNGDAVE! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:42pm
Marc15:
The theater is in the Essex Green Shopping Plaza, West Orange | |
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![]() Don't ever "get clean", YngDave. |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:43pm
Ms. Sim:
I feel so unsettled now that I know what YngDave looks like. My brain can't reconcile the look with the voice... But my heart loves the voice even more with the look. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:43pm
StephenRadford:
Do they play Sully though? They've got Sausage Party (apt) and Mechanic: Resurrection |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:44pm
Matt in Hillsborough:
yeah! you tell that WOMAN!!!!!! | |
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![]() Hillary = Thatcher and Ma Teresa's recent canonization, no one else can give this commentary. |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:44pm
Rickwaukee:
If you're not voting then STFU | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:45pm
BillDolanBDC:
VOTE OINNABON!!!!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:45pm
JeffHQ:
Bensonhurst Burn | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:45pm
StephenRadford:
Our current PM is Theresa May... She might even be a mother... too early to tell. |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:46pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
It wouldn't be in the listing, Sully hasn't come out yet, despite what Tom Hanks' mustache suggests. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:46pm
Ms. Sim:
Whoa, YngDave with the Proxima b knowledge! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:47pm
Marc15:
The theater has a bar | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:47pm
Marc15:
Oinkabon | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:47pm
Ms. Sim:
Closest Earth-like planet! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:47pm
JeffHQ:
WADE | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:47pm
Ms. Sim:
omg WAAAADDDEEEEEEE!! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:48pm
BillDolanBDC:
Pretty sure Sully grew the mustache to hide the stretch marks from eating this: https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g60956-d1768811-i40724933-Lulu_s_Bakery_and_Cafe-San_Antonio_Texas.html | |
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![]() www.amctheatres.com... 4pm and 7:15 on Friday Sully |
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![]() Makes no sense? Well clearly Dave, you aren't Michael Bay. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:49pm
StephenRadford:
I'm cracking up... |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:49pm
Ms. Sim:
Whoa, wade, no smack about the dog. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:49pm
BillDolanBDC:
A lot of Loews (Theaters) on this show | |
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![]() @Stephen: Ma Teresa...Theresa May...OH MY GOD GET OFF THE ISLAND!! HURRY, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!!! |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:50pm
JeffHQ:
Cyrillic Center | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:51pm
StephenRadford:
Thanks for the warning Matt! I can already hear sirens... |
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![]() I made this for Jimmy from Kearny: wfmu.org... |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:52pm
Marc15:
You could do no wrong Dave | |
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![]() @Stephen: Jump on the first hovercraft to safety you can find. @Jake: Amen! |
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![]() LOL Cassius what an entrance |
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Mon. 9/5/16 10:53pm
daveB from before:
Nice Jake! |
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![]() Cassius returned to the scene of the crime?!? |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:55pm
BillDolanBDC:
Cassius sounds like a reporter reporting from the boardwalk during a hurricane. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 10:56pm
JeffHQ:
Euthanasia rollercoaster http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402836/The-white-knuckle-ride-death-Euthanasia-rollercoaster-thrill-experts-warn-spend-final-moments-feeling-SICK.html | |
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![]() Dear Lord! Running amok like a mook! |
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![]() @Jeff: Mr. Show had advertisements for a lethal rollercoaster. News reports had people terrified of it, then featured them standing in line for it, beholden to the hype. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:00pm
Dennis D:
I can't believe the cops let that guy go after all the damage he caused to Cassius. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:01pm
Dennis D:
Cops don't want to prosecute anyone that doesn't confess, they hate working. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:01pm
Mike and Jean in a car:
Dave, we will call in before the night is over, rest assured. | |
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![]() Good ol' GSH. |
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![]() Do it, Mike and Jean! |
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![]() That's just it, Dennis. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:03pm
BillDolanBDC:
I want to ask Mike & Jean to the prom. | |
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![]() Mike and Jean ARE the prom! Extreme heat! |
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![]() @DaveHill: I made a logo to help Jimmy from Kearny out. wfmu.org... |
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![]() Are Mike and Jean like those long jelly beans? |
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![]() That is awesome, Jake! |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:04pm
JeffHQ:
@Matt: Hype machine kills it. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:05pm
BillDolanBDC:
Making a Cinnabon into a wrist corsage. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:05pm
Dennis D:
Well it's the DAs actaully unless they have a sure thing they don't prosecute, I had a similar experience. I got cut by a guy with machete who told the DA I was a loan shark and holding him hostage so he had to cut me to escape. I had to take a lie detector test and they told me I was hiding something and wouldn't charge the guy. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:06pm
StephenRadford:
I remember an old game played on here where "Nightmare in Elm Street dialogue sounds just like Weather Channel Headlines"? Was that this show or something else? |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:07pm
herb.nyc:
(I heart Dave!) | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:07pm
Dennis D:
Even though i had 6 out of 8 tendons cut in my hand and he had no real damage. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:08pm
StephenRadford:
Sounds like something you won't forget in a hurry Dennis. Scary! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:09pm
Dennis D:
Well it was a long time ago but it taught me how the law works, Stephen. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:10pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
I got dumped at prom so there's room for improvement | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:11pm
StephenRadford:
It's every person for themselves, sadly, when it comes to that. Heck I was held at knife point outside a police station in Australia once. Did I think "Yell for help." Nooo. I broke free and fleed... He was too hopped up to follow thankfully. I didn't have any instinct that being that close to the law could give me comfort. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:11pm
StephenRadford:
it wasn't a police officer though, just a drugged up night-stalker. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:12pm
Dennis D:
I guess its the same the world over. :) |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:12pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
If he was so hopped up he might have just been a kangaroo | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:13pm
Dennis D:
With no respect for the law. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:13pm
JeffHQ:
Cookin' w gas now | |
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![]() Let's all send good vibes to Jimmy! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:16pm
Dennis D:
Jimmy's the best and needs a break |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:17pm
JeffHQ:
@Dave: May the Schwartz be w both of you. | |
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![]() ((((((((((((((Goooooood vibbbbbbes, Jimmmmmmmy!!!))))))))))))))))))) |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:18pm
Ms. Sim:
I'm sorry, I just can't get past that gif of a bunny leaping for freedom and crashing like a fallen star. I LOVE YOU, BUNNY! You do you! | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:18pm
StephenRadford:
I love the Crime Blotter! I hear this music, I want to go photograph suspicious behavior. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:19pm
StephenRadford:
I'm so going to learn this "Chinatown theme" movement on the piano. |
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![]() Who's talking in the background?? |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:20pm
JeffHQ:
Walles wrecking crew got your back. | |
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![]() @Stephen: I'm a bit nervous: you go out to photograph some suspicious activity, but you turn around! And then...your sprinkler has been moved! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:21pm
Dennis D:
You are so right Cassisus |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:21pm
JeffHQ:
The Shite Of | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:23pm
StephenRadford:
"The Shite of" actually says it all. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:23pm
Rickwaukee:
GO TO THE MEDIA WITH YOUR STORY | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:24pm
Dennis D:
It's all a numbers game! |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:24pm
Rickwaukee:
Crime Watch Daily would probably slide you some $$ | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:25pm
Matt in Hillsborough:
white people SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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![]() The "hospitable" party |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:26pm
Rickwaukee:
It aint racist if it's TRUE | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:27pm
Dennis D:
In Cassius's defense it sounded like a racist attack. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:27pm
Marc15:
Who doesn't? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:28pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
If he hated white people he would have jacked the Burberry watch he was wearing that would set us back years as a race. | |
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![]() Endless brunches are the opiate of bouggy people. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:28pm
Marc15:
Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! Crime blotter! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:28pm
JeffHQ:
Avocado toasted. | |
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![]() monocles everywhere |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:29pm
Dennis D:
If he took the watch it wouldn't seem as racist. It'd be a robbery. |
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![]() Caulky! |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:30pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
He took his phone didn't he. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:30pm
Marc15:
What would Jesus do? | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:30pm
Dennis D:
No i don't think he did |
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![]() Mandatory 24-hour wait period for attacking with a brick. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:30pm
Lolly:
"Avocado toast eatin' mofos" made me spit out beverage. A salve for the racism. Almost. Oh no, now poor people are assholes? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:31pm
JeffHQ:
Counselors on hand, standing by. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:31pm
Marc15:
You could kill somebody by hitting them in the head with a Cinnabon | |
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![]() @Marc: Not if they take a bit out of it first. The sugar will paralyze them. |
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![]() I found out a former supervisor at a place I worked at was swimming in a pool, conked her head, had a headache for a week, then went to get it checked out and… Died! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:33pm
Dennis D:
WTF is Avocado toast? |
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![]() Himalayas were *once* at sea level, give or take a few 100 mill years :) |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:34pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
You gotta ask you can't afford it, hoss. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:35pm
Dennis D:
Well i don't like avocados so its not a matter of money. I wouldn't eat it if I knew what it was, just never heard of it. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:36pm
Dennis D:
The DA decided not to prosecute, they said the video was not clear enough. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:37pm
JeffHQ:
Vegemite sandwich. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:38pm
Ms. Sim:
Are people pretending that they don't know avocado toast is a "hot brunch trend"? Because it is. And it's bullshit. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:38pm
StephenRadford:
On a lighter note, they now make eggplant flavoured condoms. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:38pm
StephenRadford:
Love Vegemite! |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:38pm
Dennis D:
Just laziness or fear of not getting a conviction that stopped the DA from prosecuting |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:39pm
Ms. Sim:
...And it keeps me from having cheap avocados for my burritos and tacos, man. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:39pm
Marc15:
New York's laws are too lenient. Someone can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot people and win the nomination of a major party for President | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:39pm
P-90:
Wait: how did this become ALL about "avocado toast"? I'm confused. Again. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:39pm
StephenRadford:
Oh and there's a topic transition between the condom post and the vegemite post, if you're reading this after the show. |
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![]() Exciting news!!!!!! The one and only BriJet is filling in 6a-9a (6 hours from now!) tune in :) :) :) |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:39pm
dannyhellman:
Vegemite AND avocado on toast sounds like a winner combo. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:40pm
Ms. Sim:
NO WAI DANNE! | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:40pm
Dennis D:
Well I live way uptown and we don't have trendy brunch places so that may explain why I never heard of it. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:40pm
Lolly:
Jimmy's smart, you guys. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:40pm
Dennis D:
wow, good for BriJet. |
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![]() LOLLY :) |
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![]() @DennisD: Where are you? Inwood? Or deeper into the Bronx? |
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![]() FWIW, I love that bunny jumping off of the bed. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:41pm
Dennis D:
Inwood it is Jake. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:42pm
Dennis D:
Upstate Manhattan |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:42pm
P-90:
Wait, Jimmy's gotta call back and sing a few bars... Or the show's not really complete | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:43pm
Dennis D:
Jimmy did sing earlier, but there is never enough Jimmy singing |
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![]() So everyone needs to pass out right after the show and then wake up bright and early to listen to BriJet :) Her show is gonna be great :) |
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![]() Eggplant condoms. Hwwow. |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:45pm
Dennis D:
I'll try to stay up for BriJet |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:46pm
herb.nyc:
My ex got me into eggplants; will look for those condoms for her. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:46pm
Ms. Sim:
I'm on the west coast. I start work at 6 pst. :( | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:46pm
P-90:
Who got PAID to conceive the"eggplant flavored condom"? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:46pm
JeffHQ:
Taking a knee. | |
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![]() @herb.nyc: *whipped sound* |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:49pm
StephenRadford:
I can't imagine they are always in a car or this just a one time thing? |
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![]() @JeffHQ: Leave a knee, take a knee. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:50pm
P-90:
The day after Sully landed that plane in the Hudson, it was like: "Tom Hanks is gonna play your part in the movie..." | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:50pm
StephenRadford from Middleton, not to brag.:
Okay, so... |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:51pm
Ms. Sim:
I dunno... Dave has been in every airport on earth as part of his rockin lifestyle. How has he NOT eaten a single Cinnabon? | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:51pm
JeffHQ:
Press conference scheduled for 12:15. Speech will be distributed. | |
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![]() Glad you called in Stephen :) |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:51pm
P-90:
The white stuff is just PURE sugar | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:52pm
dannyhellman:
Cinnabon = more sugar than any human should eat in one sitting. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:52pm
Ms. Sim:
i call shenanigans | |
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![]() @Ms Sim seriously the airport is the one location where I will break down and have a Cin a Bon. They should put a CinABon on every seat at the screenings of Sully |
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![]() @Danny making the case for Cinabon :) |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:53pm
Dennis D:
I don't know anyone who has eaten a whole cinnabon bun |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:53pm
Ms. Sim:
omg Danne, that would make Sully feel SO AUTHENTIC | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:54pm
Ms. Sim:
Sully: Cinnabon plus a little bit of drowning. SO REAL. | |
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![]() Large Cassius, hold the mayo. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:55pm
JeffHQ:
Be righteous to each other. | |
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![]() @Dennis then you don't know me :( |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:55pm
P-90:
Cassius gets the last word | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:55pm
StephenRadford from Middleton.:
Great to finally talk to you ear to ear @danne |
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![]() The Jesse cart approaches :) |
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![]() I’ve eaten a whole Cinnabon bun as well. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:56pm
Mike and Jean in a Car:
Not always in a car, but always when listening to Dave. I locked up I'll admit it. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:56pm
StephenRadford from Middleton.:
"Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes..." Avenue Q |
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![]() Thanks for a great show everyone :) Until next time!!! :D |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:57pm
Rickwaukee:
Love your attempted murderer. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:57pm
Dennis D:
Have a great week everyone. |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:57pm
JeffHQ:
The bus to the casino/spa is now idling out front. | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:58pm
JeffHQ:
Good vibes. | |
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Mon. 9/5/16 11:58pm
StephenRadford from Middleton.:
YNGDAVE NAILED IT. Beautiful |
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![]() All right! Thanks Dave and Chris and Bob! Thanks Danne and callers and all those caught in the Web! Have a good night everyone! |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:58pm
P-90:
YngDave! | |
Mon. 9/5/16 11:58pm
Ms. Sim:
yngDave's gunning for a slot, man. | |
Tue. 9/6/16 12:00am
P-90:
BriJet at 6 AM. The first day of school | |
Tue. 9/6/16 12:00am
Ms. Sim:
This has made my night. LOVE Y'ALL! | |
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![]() ESPECIALLY Tavares and Country Joe & the Fish. |
Tue. 9/6/16 12:00am
P-90:
(web-only) | |
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Tue. 9/6/16 12:01am
StephenRadford from Middleton.:
Night everybody. I love you all equally and without favoritism! @mrdavehill you were hilarious tonight! |
Tue. 9/6/16 12:01am
P-90:
Thanks Dave H. And crew | |
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Tue. 9/6/16 12:01am
Dennis D:
bye SR |
Tue. 9/6/16 12:02am
Mike and Jean in a Car:
Lifelong dream come true thanks guys we will definitely play this episode for our kids and also conceive them while listening to this episode. | |
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