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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options April 4, 2016: Dave returns from the woods to welcome comedian Lukas Kaiser (the man who brought you "Macho Sluts" in a paper bag) to Studio A. Plus THE RETURN OF SHAINA!

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Artist Track Album Approx. start time
Dave is back from the woods! Lukas Kaiser will be joining him in studio!      0:00:00 ()
Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch (duh)  0:00:00 ()
Sly and the Family Stone  You Can Make It If You Try   Options   0:05:05 ()
The Kinks  Two Sisters   Options   0:08:31 ()
T. Rex  Monolith   Options Electric Warrior   
Teenage Fanclub  Everything Flows   Options A Catholic Education   
Napalm Death  Dead   Options    
Margo Guryan  Sunday Morning   Options Take a Picture   
Child Bite  Death Before Dementia   Options Negative Noise   
Glen Campbell  Ghost on the Canvas   Options Ghost on the Canvas   

Listener comments!

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm Bon Scott Vivant:

Now on a flippin' Monday!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm Sim:

YES! I'm here at the start gate!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm F-berg:

Hey guyz!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm BenDoverMD:

Dave Hill is our new national champion. Hi everybody
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Queef Wahoo:

1st time long time!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm DaveHill:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Shaina, meet Angel Witch! Welcome back.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

hey guys!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm DaveHill:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm Sim:

What I'd really like to hear to kick off the show is a song about a witch.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm JeffHQ:

Hola Dave!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm BenDoverMD:

Valley Lodge killed it at Pianos last week...great to meet you Dave. The Dell dude was on after you
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm P-90:

Shaina?! Is it true? Are you there? Can you hear me, Shaina?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm Cheri Pi:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm F-berg:

I can hear you loud and clear, P-90!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Danne D:

@BenDover Danny Fingers and the Thumbs - guests of the show :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm hola-soymilk:

Hi, nice song, is it a new release? Haven't heard it
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Bon Scott Vivant:

Shaina is back?!? And Danne D is in the house too? Tonight we ROCK.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Danne D:

How's baby Monte, Shaina?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm F-berg:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm JakeGould:

Hi everyone
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm Sim:

...Or a song about an angel.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

I really enjoy metal
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm BenDoverMD:

@DanneD is the Dell dude a finger? p.s. It appears he hasn't aged a day since those commercials 20 years ago
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm JeffHQ:

Smuggling cellphones into venues nationwide!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm F-berg:

Monte is good. He walks and stuff.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm P-90:

@F-berg How's the offspring? Was it Jimmy Cagney he looks like? Still?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm F-berg:

p-90: He doesn't look like Cagney anymore. Maybe more like Brad Pitt?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm JakeGould:

@F-berg: He walks? Good. Send him out the door and earn his keep already.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm BenDoverMD:

welcome back Shaina!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm DaveHill:

Big surprise in store tonight....unless of course Shaina already told you she's live in-studio!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm F-berg:

Thanks BenDover!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm P-90:

Oops, you were answering the question while I was typing it. Also there's a time lag on comments sometimes...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm JakeGould:

@DaveHill: So what does Danne D do now?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:08pm TomCvnt:

Oh angel witch... i haven't heard that song since 'Nam
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:08pm Folsom:

I guess all we need is YngDave in the studio
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:09pm P-90:

I'm sure "Original Macho Slut" Danne D has plenty to do. He's still Chief Cookie Wrangler etc, right?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:09pm JeffHQ:

We can make it if we..(sigh)...
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm DaveHill:

YngDave! Where is he?!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm Danne D:

I'm chilling an home - Dave's on his own in terms of foraging for oreos tonight :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm F-berg:

P-90: I changed my avatar, it's sideways, but you can see a current photo of Monte.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm Īke:

Hi folks! Did you know that pirates interfere w/WFMU? If you're in s. Brooklyn (esp. near Flatbush), near Paterson NJ, or near Union/Irvington NJ, and you can hear interference to FMU's 91.1 signal, esp. from a station at 90.9, that's an illegal station and it's hurting WFMU. The FCC will ONLY go serve them notices IF you report them. Do it here:
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm Danne D:

Wait it's 9:10 and YngDave hasn't called yet? I'm already worried.

Love the Monte avatar Shaina :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

is anyone else not a fan of the harpsichord?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm F-berg:

Thanks Danne D!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:12pm Danne D:

Ike speaks the truth folks. Do the station a solid if those pirates are screwing you up.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:12pm Queef Wahoo:

hat trick
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:13pm hola-soymilk:

Of all the stations to target, why fmu
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:13pm hola-soymilk:

I hope yngdave is alright
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wash your hands well before you leave for the night, Shaina. Most of the station had some kind of flu lately.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm P-90:

Monte looks both Cagney-esque AND Pitt-ly in that shot. Def a leading-man type. Has he started tap lessons yet?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm JeffHQ:

Lukas Lit Club
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm JakeGould:

@Īke: I have to pay taxes, got picked for jury duty and now you want me to fill out another form?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm Danne D:

@KenFromHydePark - Shaina is very good about disinfecting phones and such.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm F-berg:

Thanks Ken! I cleaned the entire desk before I even sat down!

P-90: Funny you should ask, I want him to be a tap dancer.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Welcome back, shaina. Danne blew it
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Can't believe Danne sucked so much he got fired from a volunteer job
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm P-90:

@hola: they don't "target" a station, they just try to squeeze their signal into a spot on the FM band. Which happens in this case to be uncomfortably close to FMU's frequency.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm F-berg:

Thanks Hola!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Danne brings the funk and oreos
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Danne is like a volunteer fire fighter except he's starting the fires
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm Sim:

Let's be fair, Danne D did a fine job, all things considered.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm melinda:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm JakeGould:

“PenisKingSupremeAllOthersSuck4Life” is not taken.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm Danne D:

Hi Melinda :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm cash:

i already miss danne.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm P-90:

Shaina, meet: YngDave!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm Sim:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm melinda:

hi Danne D!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm Ĩkє:

@hola, not just FMU, they also frack up lots of non-commercial stations (which tend to be relatively weak, that's probably why) and occasionally a few commercial ones, too. There's like 30 pirates in Flatbush on weeknights and all weekend long. But for once I chose to stay on topic re: over-the-air listeners & how they can report the ones messing up WFMU.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm cash:

Give danne his own show, fmu muckity-mucks!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm Danne D:

Aaron! :) How are you?

Hope you're planning to call tonight :)

@Shaina - FYI - Aaron in Minneapolis uses a text to voice service when he is doing his calls - so there can be a delay when he's on the line. He called last week - a great caller and supporter of the station :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

That was spicy yngdave! I know hes not on here im yelling it into the void
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:22pm JeffHQ:

C'mon to Kramerbooks, Busboys and Poets, or any streetcorner in DC!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:23pm P-90:

YngDave always complains about how "noisy" his Fender guitar is because the electronics on those are not "noise-cancelling" like his PRS guitar or most other guitars. So it picks up emissions from other electronic gear in the vicinity. In case anyone was curious.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:23pm Danne D:

@Hola - alas I've always been a temp keeping the chair warm for Shaina - so nothing to be fired from :)

@cash - I appreciate the kind words, not sure that even I could handle a regular dose of that though!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:24pm Deb:

Hola! I'm late I'm gonna have to listen to the podcast. I LOVE The Kinks. And, the internet is the way I know about WFMU.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:24pm Sim:

Obviously YngMom needs to call back when her stories are over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm chad from oregon:

Nooooo! Yngmom denied!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm hola-soymilk:

Ike, this is crazy shit. There's a cool pirate video thing on YouTube of max headroom taking over dr who
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm JakeGould:

YngDave is Jewish? Brooklyn Yid?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm hola-soymilk:

Danne, please stop farting in the chairs
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm P-90:

@Dave Hill: You've got a Pawar guitar?! I've hung out with Jay, his guitars are awesome! Post a picture of your Pawar sometime, please?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm F-berg:

Thanks Danne!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Has anyone tried the Iron Maiden beer
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm lord freakington:

the rule is play the hits no new stuff-- homer simpson
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

I bet it's heavy
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:28pm Grampa_Seth:

I think the joke would be funnier if the punchline was "racism eagle"
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:29pm lord freakington:

ugh is there really an iron maiden beer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:29pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Can someone fill me in who Shaina is?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm cash:

th beer's really good..i can vouch
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm lord freakington:

she is daves spirit guide and pseudo mentor
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm BenDoverMD:

These guys talking right now should come see my friends cover band MaidenNY they play all the hits for like 6 bucks and they sound incredible
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm Monstrositor:

I don't think Janick was even mixed into the PA when I saw them a few years ago, except during the solos, when he and Adrian were both playing over each other.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

@ lord frakington:yeah I think they just slapped some artwork on some Karlsburg's
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm lord freakington:

rock is dead = iron maiden beer
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm JeffHQ:

I heard taquitos.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm lord freakington:

luxury box plus iron maiden = rock is dead
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

carlsberg isnt bad
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm TomCvnt:

theres a lot of kickass metal bands today! the audiences are awesome if you're looking in the right places. also slayer's reign in blood red wine is a thing
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm lord freakington:

YEAaah dave is fancy!!!! I knew it
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Dave did they have Iron Maiden beer in the luxury box?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm elrad:

Juan Croucier trying too hard: https://youtu.be/RhI6fNGOIJo?t=4m1s
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm JeffHQ:

Heavy Metal LARPing Lot?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm Danne D:

@Aaron Shaina is the calling screener tonight (and from the start of the show) - She had baby Monte last March or so and she's been away for the better part of the last 15 months as a result. I've the usual backup plan when Shaina's not available.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm cash:

when/whr is cover band playing? let's do it up, as marc maron wld say
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm lord freakington:

yeaah iron maiden beer in the luxury box!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Taquitos? run to the hills more like run to the bathroom
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm Danne D:

Shaina's good people :) - you'll hear from her in a little bit.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm Dennis D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

go Bruce!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm P-90:

@Aaron: Shaina is Dave's Loyal Secretary and Faithful sidekick, the original co-star of this show, she's been on maternity leave to whelp an infant, this is her triumphant return. Danne D was filling in for her.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm lord freakington:

59 = time to stop rockin-- rock is for youngins
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Are you going to call screen Danne D?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm BenDoverMD:

taquitos are the new bong hits
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

59 is the official rock cut off after that only hall and oates
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm BriJet:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm Danne D:

@Aaron I serve at the pleasure of Dave :) So I'll be around, no worries. Not at the station tonight though.

Hi BriJet :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm JeffHQ:

Moonlight muck mayhem
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

is it me your looking for
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm hola-soymilk:

Neapen (spelling) is a town near Ottawa I believe
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm hola-soymilk:

Hey brijet
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm Slick Goldtooth:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:38pm BenDoverMD:

@cash: dunno of anything in immediate future but some of those same guys do an ozzy/sabbath cover band and they are doing the whole Blizzard of Oz album on Staten Island on 5/14....maiden NY has played Arlene grocery from time to time
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm JeffHQ:

Blue Ice Boomer!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm pillow_out:

hello! and yay shaina's back!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm cash:

'serve at th pleasure of'...ewww, disgusting, so subservient
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm Folsom:

Hey Danne can you get DH to escort for the FMU RNC Cleveland crew?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Saskatoon is for lovers
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:40pm lord freakington:

wha? dave crashed two bits but its still funny
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:40pm JeffHQ:

Conduit of corn starch rage.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

What song plays underneath when Dave does Erotic short stories?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm Danne D:

Hey Slick :) Hey Pillow Out :)

@Folsom - I have no such pull - you should call in and suggest it to him.

@Dave - FYI The Sportsytalk Most Trusted Team of DJ Bronwyn C and Jim the Poet are being sent by Station Manager Ken to Cleveland for the Republican Convention in July. Given that you are a Cleveland native perhaps you can be their male escort.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm cash:

thanks ben, keep us/me informed thru here, if u can
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm lord freakington:

me and mrs jones - old seveinties hit
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:43pm JeffHQ:

Omar at 7-11 just renewed me for a 10 ep season 2. "Band of Bon Bons"
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:43pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

thanks lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm BriJet:

Good Lord give Davy some sugar!!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm Dennis D:

not in dressing room?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Bruce says "nice playing kid have a taquito"
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm BenDoverMD:

Great basketball game going on by the by
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm Danne D:

Go Nova and less than 150 total points!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm Dennis D:

i wonder what this band does in the dressing room that won't allow this guy in?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm hola-soymilk:

Everyone please stop saying escort and erotic
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:47pm JakeGould:

Any room can be a dressing room if you get dressed in it!™
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:47pm JeffHQ:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:49pm Supermeowy:

Hi! so exciting to hear Shaina has returned!! sorry Dave loses his Oreo supplier (aka Danne). Hola Hola!!! And a howdy do to everyone else!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:50pm BenDoverMD:

Hey @Hola! You should call and talk about how you got mad at Dave on twitter today...that was you and that did happen right? Hope you are having an awesome night
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:51pm JeffHQ:

Steel Drum Satisfaction
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:51pm hola-soymilk:

Hi meowy
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm Dennis D:

i'll play bass for yas
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Dave can I play the melodica in Macho Sluts?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm hola-soymilk:

I was mad at Tomasz
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm JeffHQ:

(wait for it)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm P-90:

Twitter cat fight/flame war with hola? Damn, I missed it.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:53pm BenDoverMD:

I got the Macho Slüts merch covered...
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm JeffHQ:

Everybody wants s...
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm Ultraseven:

oh my god, I'm so happy he's calling again
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm cash:

oh god these pauses..what fight w hola? i follow dave, no fight lately
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:55pm Slick Goldtooth:

My quarter life crisis had me getting a stronger appreciation for Sabbath's Heaven and Hell and overall Dio
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

im going to go heat up some taquitos
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm JeffHQ:

We need Jeopardy music.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm hola-soymilk:

I'll fight anyone
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm Danne D:

I love Aaron :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:57pm JeffHQ:

@hola: don't fight
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:57pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:58pm JeffHQ:

@hola: good vibes for Aaron
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:58pm Danne D:

Great call man. Looking forward to your Lukas Kaiser introduction.

Question for you Aaron - if you have an unusual name to say do you have to type it in phoentically?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm Danne D:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm BenDoverMD:

Oh sorry, @hola, please don't hit me...I was trying to keep up with the Aimee Mann, Michael McKean thread
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm Danne D:

Nopers I'm not on hold
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Hey Aaron!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm P-90:

FM radio broadcast booths are supposed to smell like herb, not tobacco! What gives?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:00pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Danne, its hard because my software cant even Obama's name right, and when you are a news reader. its hard
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:00pm Supermeowy:

don't fight me, Hola!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:01pm hola-soymilk:

Spicy nut store: kick in the nuts
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:01pm JeffHQ:

@Shaina: Welcome matriarch!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm hola-soymilk:

I won't fight you meowy
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm BenDoverMD:

Any card tricks from baby Monte?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm P-90:

Will Bushwick Bill Feinberg be another son, or a daughter?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Shai-na-na! Welcome back! Or as Jeff's good name for an album says: Welcome Matriarch!

Hi Dave and Hillpeople!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:04pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Getto boys trivia fact: he was actually shot on the we cant be stopped album cover
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:05pm P-90:

Matt Von S! There you are! It's never quite the same when you"re not here, you're what they call a "fixture"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:05pm lolly:

We laugh, but them land lines are what WORKS in power outages, earthquakes n whatnot
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm lolly:

Yngdave's the dad!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm JeffHQ:

Whoa, Dave's playing w Thor on a Saturday night in May!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Everyone go to ngdave's house in case of a emergency
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Matt from Springfield:

The fix is in, for my 'ture! Or "chure", as I tend to pronounce it.

@I like metal: "We can't be stopped - But we can, be shot!"
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Danne D:

The Yng and Dave Hour
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm JakeGould:

Vus machs du, YngDave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm pillow_out:

I want it to be a tv show instead
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Dennis D:

old timey!!!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Danne D:

@lolly - I am seriously pissed at Verizon for the shenanigans they keep pulling with the land lines :(
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

@matt hahaha
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:08pm Danne D:

Cassius taking the popular side on the "whether to wake YngMom" issue *sigh*
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:09pm Rickwaukee:

Funny thing, I just woke up Cassius's mom.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:09pm P-90:

The main problem when YngMom goes to bed is: no more riffage
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm Matt from Springfield:

YngTrump's Fascist Advice
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm hola-soymilk:

Rickwaukee: God dammit
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm JeffHQ:

"Aggressively 1995"-My condiments
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm Matt from Springfield:

YngDave should record mp3s of riffage ahead of time, and we can play them over the radio only when the show airs.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm lolly:

I hear ya, Danne, I had a coupla years of crap Verizon service. But there's nothing like an old fashioned Target phone plugged into the wall when it's lights out out here.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm BenDoverMD:

Set list when I saw Iron Maiden:
Aces High
2 Minutes to Midnight
The Trooper
Wasted Years
The Number of the Beast
Can I Play With Madness
Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Heaven Can Wait
Run to the Hills
Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden
The Clairvoyant
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm Matt from Springfield:

A-ron! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm chad from oregon:

Will we ever know what YngMom was watching tonight? Can we run a check on that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm JakeGould:

@Shaina: So what’s up with all of the videos and the movie? Anyplace us low-life comment board nobodies can see them?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Good setlist, @Ben.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:13pm P-90:

Dave reads a copy of his own book on the subway? Does he hold it so other passengers can see his photo on the jacket and make the connection?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:13pm JeffHQ:

Go see that play The Flick! (silences abound!)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Danne D:

Yay Julie :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Sim:

Wait... If you could combine YngDave's noodling with Aaron's meditative silences... RADIO GOLD.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Danne D:

Is that Julie Dark Julie (who is on the air filling in for Jesse tonight) or a different Julie? :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Dennis D:

the shit guy
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Matt from Springfield:

COOKIES! Oreo delivery from DJ Julie!! :D
First Milanos, now this, she has you covered! :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

It sounds like it was Julie Dark :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Hey, I'm an entitled Millennial! I've finally got the *title* to my Subaru last week!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm BenDoverMD:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Sh*tgate2016 - demand the truth!
On second thought, don't!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm P-90:

Spuds is actually an "English Bull Terrier"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:17pm muwf:

rat terrier
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:18pm Dennis D:

Bull terrier
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:18pm muwf:

no it's Bull terrier
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm JeffHQ:

Someone's diaper stinks.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Monday Evening Psychiatrist
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm Rickwaukee:

Ms. Ross sang "Do You Know Where You're Going Poo?"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm cash:

P, yeah it ws funny to sit near him while he ws reading his own, as not yet published tome, very seriously b/c he ws gonna read a section frm it at th next show he ws travelling 2
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

What is the name of Lucas Kaiser's band?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@Rick: I'm disappointed that I "get" that one!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm muwf:

terriers really are
nutty dogs

go for a mix a mutt for a better balance
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm DaveHill:

Lucas Kaiser doesn't have a band. He is a comedian.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm Rickwaukee:

@MfS: me too, me too.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm DaveHill:

Danne D! Call in soon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:22pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Macho Sluts, what is that then? a masculine sex line?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm JakeGould:

What kind of cookies are they?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm Dennis D:

Hi Dave
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm DaveHill:

Macho Sluts is the name of an incredible book Lucas brought to my attention. It really does have everything.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm Matt from Springfield:

What about the problem of Macho Slut-shaming happening online??
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm F-berg:

@JakeGould: The videos, yes! Can I post a link here or is that breaking a WFMU rule since I work with Dave? We are still working on getting distribution for the movie though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:24pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Dave, when I call, can you put the Jeopardy Theme under me?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm DaveHill:

Hey Dennis! Great seeing you at the Valley Lodge show last week.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm DaveHill:

You gotta come back on the show again soon, Dennis. I'll email you.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm JeffHQ:

Lukas Kaiser Lodge.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm F-berg:

@Matt From Springfield: I would like to do some more armchair psychology, if you have any questions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm chad from oregon:

YngMom needs her rest, but that doesn't mean that she won't be missed.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm Dennis D:

Yeah, good seeing you on guitar!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm cash:

dh: a book? or a....'zine? hope its a 'zine.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm DaveHill:

I can do it, Aaron!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm BenDoverMD:

Lucas Kaiser Söze
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm DaveHill:

What you mean, cash?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:27pm DaveHill:

Where the hell is Bill Dolan?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:27pm chad from oregon:

If YngMom has a zine, I totally need to get on that mailing list.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm cash:

is macho sluts a real book, or a more homemade thing?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@F-berg: At times I can be both anxious and angry at stuff--what is the first thing you would do to rectify that?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm hola-soymilk:

What's this song
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm F-berg:

Meditation! If you want I can send you a meditation track. But it's my voice, which isn't exactly a golden voice. More like a tinny voice.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm Nardo:

Great Teenage Fanclub song
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm cash:

yes, lets force YngMom ti make a zine!! that sounds plausible. haha. about all her 'programs'.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm F-berg:

@Matt From Springfield: That last comment was for you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm chad from oregon:

YngZine is probably just a bunch of essays about young YngDave.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm Matt from Springfield:

@F-berg: I haven't tried meditation seriously before, but only heard good things about it! ..I'd be curious about your track, email it to my FS email and I'll give it a try! :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm hola-soymilk:

Infinite distortion guy played napalm death too. Nice.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm BenDoverMD:

Moons a harsh mistress - Glen Campbell
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm cash:

& how great he was, pre- all the diseases
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm DaveHill:

Noice, hola!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:32pm BenDoverMD:

(That was a request not an answer to any question)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:32pm Deb:

@F-berg, can u post your videos on twitter? I'd love to see them.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm DaveHill:

Shaina's videos are great, Deb! Post a link, Shaina!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm Matt from Springfield:

NOICE Margo Guryan! Baroque-ish!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm SteveFromStatenIsland:

eagerly awaiting aarons return
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm hola-soymilk:

No Glenn Campbell (that's a firm request)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm DaveHill:

What do you want to hear, hola?!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm Sim:

Is it request hour? Tojo by Hoodoo Gurus! :D
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm Slick Goldtooth:

@Dave, when are you planning to do house shows for new book? Someone I know might have a place with ample space and at least one cozy piece of furniture and plenty of uncomfortable awkward things to lean on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm chad from oregon:

YngDave is still great! He's like expensive cheese. He keeps getting better!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm cash:

YngZine wld fit in nicely w his rejection of all things digital/web
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm Danne D:

Yeah - I have to go outside my house to make a call - so off to the Starbucks for me I guess.

SmartPhones can be so stupid :(
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm andy the painter:

wow! goddamn dave hill is down with margo guryan?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm DaveHill:

I'm gonna do house shows in May. Email me about it at dave@davehillonline.com.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm Danne D:

But I am not leaving until after Ghost on the Canvass :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm DaveHill:

Also, anyone with song suggestions should email me at dave@davehillonline.com. I am always up for hearing about scorching hot jams I need to hear and play!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm hola-soymilk:

Is this Glenn Campbell? I hate you all
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm DaveHill:

I love Margo Guryan!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm DaveHill:

What do you want to hear, hola?! I will take a request from you for the next music break. Bring it!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm Dennis D:

Its a Glen Campbell cover band
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm BenDoverMD:

All hail Glen!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm cash:

dh: how abt any Urge Overkill off of either SupersonicStorybook or Stull
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm DaveHill:

No, it's Glen Campbell covering a Paul Westerberg song!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm hola-soymilk:

Danne, do you have bad reception?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm DaveHill:

Good call, cash! I'm buds with Nash.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:38pm BriJet:

  Mon. 4/4/16 10:38pm Supermeowy:

Shaina what's your Twitter handle?? I wanna see videos, too :-)
hola, you know you love Glen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:39pm JakeGould:

@F-berg: I don’t know about know rules.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:39pm Slick Goldtooth:

Thanks Dave, will keep my ramblings short and highlight which of the bordering neighbors' shrubbery is fair game to pee on when there is a line for the toilet
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:40pm BenDoverMD:

another Glen Campbell record I'm gonna have to buy now...darn you, Dave Hill...that's food out of the kids mouths!!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm Matt from Springfield:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm BriJet:

  Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm cash:

danne, isnt it really Jersey thts the problem?......Its not yr phone, brother. or maybe it is, check in2 buying th Punkt cell phone, much better call quality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:42pm JakeGould:

Hot Cooter.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:42pm JeffHQ:

Little joe's beer fund.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:43pm Matt from Springfield:

Keep Walken Weird!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm Sim:

It's so cool to hear Meowy... YAY MEOWY.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm Matt from Springfield:

I think Danne should fill-in sometime with the "show" he pulled out at the Marathon!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm P-90:

Poor Danne doesn't get a break around here
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm BenDoverMD:

Great call MEOWY!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm JeffHQ:

@I'm assuming your advance team has DC handled but let me know if I should reserve the rest room at Verizon Center for a show.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm Supermeowy:

wow! And Aaron follows me on the phone lines? that is awesome!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:48pm JeffHQ:

/book talk by the stalls
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:48pm herb.nyc:

hi dave & supermeowy & all. i was Little Joe Franklin's adopter. and i apologize, for not doing a dang thing. i am not worried, i mean, worthy. i ask supermeowy to do *double* the adoptive parental duties to compensate. thank you. (i have a cat, Natalie Lewinsky. she's a doll, but maybe not terribly bright. i love dogs too; i go both ways.)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Woooo! Lukas Kaiser! Sock-knocking bet-winner!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm JeffHQ:

Rock on Aaron! Welcome LUKAS!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm Danne D:

Great Job Aaron :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:50pm Danne D:

I think my apartment somehow interferes with this Galaxy Phone I don't know why. Anyway - will be listening in the car :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:51pm BriJet:

Dave, no coffee?! :'(
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:52pm Matt from Springfield:

McBain VIII: McBain Fights The Nazi-Commies on Behalf of UNICEF
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:54pm Supermeowy:

in case Dave doesn't retweet, you can see the photo shopped images of my kitty with LJF at my Twitter account.
Herb-NYC do we follow each other on Twitter?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:54pm Matt from Springfield:

What happened? In 1957 you couldn't publish "what happened" in 15 states!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:55pm JeffHQ:

Guess I'm ditching work tmw to write feverishly on Chipotle napkins.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:56pm cosmic matrix:

"i emotionally fell down the stairs"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:56pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:57pm Dennis D:

i want to be the Macho Sluts bass player.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: And then publish them?
Because I read somewhere that writing on napkins is only the first part: it doesn't work unless you then publish them afterwards.

Maybe go to a Xerox machine and make copies of the napkins?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm cosmic matrix:

i'm from hastings-on-hudson. i'll have a slug of river water. extra PCBs, please.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm Dennis D:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm cosmic matrix:

is it... could it be...?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: The line at Kinkos causes strokes.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm Dennis D:

My brother is from Hastings, is the water fucked there?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm MadameLuke:

I can't believe how late I am to the party tonight. Hi everyone!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm Matt from Springfield:

That Kramer syndrome was supposedly based on a real Mary Hart-seizure victim!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm pillow_out:

is that where you live now @cosmic?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm cosmic matrix:

@dennis, GE used to dump chemicals in the river a "long" time ago. i wouldn't drink it!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Mme. Luke, hiya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm pillow_out:

you still live in vermont?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow_out: nah, i live in VT.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm MadameLuke:

Hiya Matt!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm Dennis D:

good to know, thanks for the info cos mat
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm pillow_out:

oh ok nevermind i wasn't sure
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm cosmic matrix:

wait, is that U marbs?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm JeffHQ:

Spit only from bridges.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm pillow_out:

yes!! duh
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm JeffHQ:

Call Fernald
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm cosmic matrix:

i knew that, double duh
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm Sim:

I can now totally see Dave tidying up his birth.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:03pm cosmic matrix:

hey, i'm playing WAKING WINDOWS this year. sunday may 8, oak45, 3:30-4:30pm.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:03pm Danne D:

Vanishing Ladies seems too serial-killery
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Bruno Mars is confident in his abilities - no gratuitous jerkiness from him!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:04pm pillow_out:

whoa awesome!! i haven't seen you play in a long time. I guess the last time was at the firehouse or whatever the hell that gallery is called
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm cosmic matrix:

it will be EPIC, hope to see u there!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Shaina is "half-Jewish and fully neurotic", as described to me once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm pillow_out:

i think it was a toothache show
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm Danne D:

we are all Hillistines
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm cosmic matrix:

i gotta tell PABLO G so maybe he'll come visit. play some old cosmic matrix tunes.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm JeffHQ:

@Shaina: please meditate
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm pillow_out:

well i'm not flying back east. if i had unlimited funds i would
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm cosmic matrix:

that was a good one
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm Dennis D:

bye Shaina
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm pillow_out:

who's pablo g?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for coming by Shaina!
Thanks for meditation advice!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm cash:

so, danne's coming in 2 replace half-jew?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Danne D:

nopers wasn't advised
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm F-berg:

Good night!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm cosmic matrix:

i used to play music w/ him in VT. he made the latest WFMU bumper sticker!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Danne D:

bye Shaina :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Sim:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm cosmic matrix:

oooops bye shaina
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm BriJet:

Nite Shaina!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm JeffHQ:

Leonardo Decapitated rulz!!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm BriJet:

Upsidedown crucifixion
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Leonardo DiCapitated ... meh, feels unoriginal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm pillow_out:

oooh ok who knows maybe i know him. i've forgotten everything
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Bye, Monte's mom!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:09pm cash:

on a bill w JohnCougarConcentrationCamp
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:10pm cosmic matrix:

well you'll see him at my show
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:10pm Matt from Springfield:

St. Andrew was likewise crucified on an X shaped cross, forming the pattern for flags in Scotland, Greece and Russia today.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm P-90:

Instead of "Leonardo Decapitated", consider "Leonardo DiCapito".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm pillow_out:

cognitive dissonance. you know i live in california!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm cash:

Leo DiCap
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm Matt from Springfield:

I thought Paul was killed in the Colosseum, but legend apparently says he was beheaded outside the walls in Rome (hence St. Paul's Outside The Walls basilica today).
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm JeffHQ:

Someone took Pre-Law at community college.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm herb.nyc:

@s.meowy, me is herbertjue on twit
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The time has come for Dave to swear at Danne D.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm BriJet:

Danne D!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, yes, but since u visit sometimes, just wanted to give u a date to aim for. i know it's a long shot!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm BriJet:

Danne D. don't be ditzy!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm JeffHQ:

Anytime Lukas is on a show is a cause for the Dropkick Murphys to play!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Don't mess with Leonardo Dicapitated - he'll sic those CGI bears on ya!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm BriJet:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm pillow_out:

I would like to come back again, but I've got some other places to get to first.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm hola-soymilk:

Danne dammit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:15pm pillow_out:

is joe playing too? @cosmic
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Say Dave, when ARE you gonna publish that book of Tweets from the men's room at the Port Authority?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:16pm JeffHQ:

We love Lukas. Oh yes we do--ooo--(cookie monster vocals)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm BriJet:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm BriJet:

Cops like that kinda talk
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Ashton's now in some lame-looking web sitcom - the wife was getting sick of being their breadwinner.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, don't know!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:18pm pillow_out:

oh yeah @matt i saw that preview it looks horrible!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:18pm cosmic matrix:

time to go downstairs and do the dishes, luv u pillows!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm Matt from Springfield:

The cops are stretched thin trying to find Danne - most of Jersey's police force is staking out at EVERY Taylor ham business they can find, and still haven't caught him yet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm pillow_out:

bye @cosmic. <3 I miss C-A-T. i hope she's ok
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm Matt from Springfield:

@pillow: Perhaps it's *supposed* to be horrible?! I don't know, if that's the case they need better marketing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:20pm BriJet:

Travolta as Danne D
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:20pm BenDoverMD:

@DanneD, call back in 20,020 minutes
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm Matt from Springfield:

BriJet! \m/
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm Danne D:

jeez that call was a mess
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm JeffHQ:

I'm listening...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm pillow_out:

yeah i don't know sam elliot it is in and I love him but i don't think he can save a crappy show
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The BB game is almost done, Danne. Who will win?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm Matt from Springfield:

@BriJet: "I've got a scratchy cell phone, and I'm not afraid to use it! Ohhh!"
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, she is doing real good! just had surgery on her face and is growing back her whiskers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm pillow_out:

that's not true dave!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm cosmic matrix:

remember when radio stations wouldn't take callers on cell phones?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm pillow_out:

oh no! yikes. poor kitty
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm cosmic matrix:

i will tell her you say hi. she is listening to wfmu downstairs. DAVE, shout out to C.A.T. if u want to
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm JeffHQ:

Hard Rock Silver Spring.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm cosmic matrix:

had a lump removed. all is well, more or less.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm cash:

ash her wht app, dave! cmon on.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:25pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm an Aries too!
(And if you're not going to debate me, I WIN!!!)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:25pm JeffHQ:

"I need to table this."
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:26pm Matt from Springfield:

"You can say "asshole" on the radio, provided nothing is going in, or coming out of it" - Ken Freedman
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:27pm JeffHQ:

Wow! Lyme-Aid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:27pm pillow_out:

oh yeah she was nuts!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh geez not the Crime Blotter!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Gosh...nice buzzer beater. Bronwyn & Jim will be talking about that tomorrow.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm JeffHQ:

Bikini Chill... !blotter
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Lyme-Aid, a registered charity in the State of Connecticut.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm cash:

  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm Danne D:

Great call BriJet :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm JeffHQ:

By the corned beef joint.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm JeffHQ:

Hitting nails.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Yeowwch! Pulling into the wrong entrance of a nursery, that sounds like a cover phrase for a truly horrendous crime! (I just pray that was a *plant* nursery!!)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm JeffHQ:

Over The Eight Librarians.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Ye Gods!!! How DOES it END!??!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: Good Agatha Christie title!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm Matt from Springfield:

I agree - if anyone is assigned a case worker or any kind of judicial followup or sentence, it's therefore too intense for our Crime Blotter.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm Sim:

This blotter is all too real, man. #triggerwarning
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm JeffHQ:

On an intercity bus he stole.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:37pm Matt from Springfield:

The Mind-Butthole Balance has been broken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:37pm pillow_out:

boflex is still around?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@pillow: There are 2 minute commercials for it, anyway..
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:39pm Matt from Springfield:

Where there's a Bake Sale ... there's SMOKE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:40pm pillow_out:

he's tae bo!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:40pm Matt from Springfield:

Lukas has figured out Billy Blank's scam!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm Matt from Springfield:

Somebody endorses(d) the Boflex in the commercials though.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm JeffHQ:

Ends up in the ER holding room in restraints.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm pillow_out:

hahaha intentionally
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm Matt from Springfield:

South-Central Euclid, can't bear to walk through that place.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:42pm Sim:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What home gym setup does Chuck Norris pitch for? I don't remember what company that is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm pillow_out:

total gym
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm Matt from Springfield:

"Hi, I'm Chris. Ugood."
"That's ENOUGH out of you, punk!"
"Call for backup!"
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm JeffHQ:

"You good."-litter lizard
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:44pm Danne D:

Dropping a candy wrapper is a gateway crime
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:44pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken HP: You're right, he pitched for one of those, don't remember if it was Boflex, Soloflex or another system.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm Matt from Springfield:

"You got the juice, Granny!"

(not Boyz in the Hood, but a lot funnier :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm JeffHQ:

And now Alaska buys Virgin America. Inuit porn is round the way.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm Danne D:

Snake on a Plane
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:46pm Danne D:

@Jeff Inuit porn: are you into it?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Virgin America was a good airline. But the silver lining is that Alaska Air is also a good airline. Your west coast travels are safe (for now).
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:47pm JeffHQ:

@Danne: Only when scored by Trent Reznor and titled "Down Inuit".
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:48pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: "Ask I more"...
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:49pm Matt from Springfield:

"I'd like my Teaneck to join her Paramus..."
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm BenDoverMD:

Sweet dreams, folks
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: (phew)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm Matt from Springfield:

A signage theft inspired by a radio show? That's escalating this, man. Pretty soon you'll be reported on by the late Robert Stack on "Unsolved Mysteries" at that rate!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm Matt from Springfield:

'Night, Ben!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:51pm Danne D:

Alaska Air has come along since I flew then like 12 years ago. They had engines falling off their planes and stuff back then
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: @11:47, I presume? :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm Matt from Springfield:

"Forget it Dave, it's Ohio..."
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: That's when the NPR piece starts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm pillow_out:

yeah @danne i heard that! they seem ok now i've been using them to fly to seattle, but that freaked me out. i had no idea
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:54pm Matt from Springfield:

"Red-Haired Hooker" sounds too much like the mixed drink "Red Headed Slut":

Sounds g-ross!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm Danne D:

I remember being not thrilled when the booking agent "accidentally" put me on an Alaska Airlines flight when they said they wouldnt.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm JeffHQ:

Reign O'er Meat!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm Sim:

This music puts the snooze right on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm pillow_out:

i would but i'm not on twitter
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Danne D:

Packing up at the Starbucks now - thanks for a great shoe Dave and Lukas and Shaina :) Take care everyone! until next time :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Matt from Springfield:

"If the engine falls off, it's free! (The engine, that is)."
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Matt from Springfield:

YAY Dave-Julie cross-banter! :D
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm JeffHQ:

\m/ Rock on Revolutionaries!!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm Danne D:

Stay tuned for Julie - she is awesome :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm Matt from Springfield:

All right! Thanks Dave, Shaina, Lukas, callers, commenters and cookies!
Have a good night everyone - make those F-bombs count!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 4/5/16 12:00am pillow_out:

goodnight ...everything's going to be ok
Avatar Tue. 4/5/16 12:01am Dennis D:

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