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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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Options April 4, 2016: Dave returns from the woods to welcome comedian Lukas Kaiser (the man who brought you "Macho Sluts" in a paper bag) to Studio A. Plus THE RETURN OF SHAINA!

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Artist Track Album Approx. start time
Dave is back from the woods! Lukas Kaiser will be joining him in studio!      0:00:00 ()
Angel Witch  Angel Witch   Options Angel Witch (duh)  0:00:00 ()
Sly and the Family Stone  You Can Make It If You Try   Options   0:05:05 ()
The Kinks  Two Sisters   Options   0:08:31 ()
T. Rex  Monolith   Options Electric Warrior   
Teenage Fanclub  Everything Flows   Options A Catholic Education   
Napalm Death  Dead   Options    
Margo Guryan  Sunday Morning   Options Take a Picture   
Child Bite  Death Before Dementia   Options Negative Noise   
Glen Campbell  Ghost on the Canvas   Options Ghost on the Canvas   

Listener comments!

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm Bon Scott Vivant:

Now on a flippin' Monday!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm Sim:

YES! I'm here at the start gate!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:01pm F-berg:

Hey guyz!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm BenDoverMD:

Dave Hill is our new national champion. Hi everybody
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Queef Wahoo:

1st time long time!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm DaveHill:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Shaina, meet Angel Witch! Welcome back.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:02pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

hey guys!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm DaveHill:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm Sim:

What I'd really like to hear to kick off the show is a song about a witch.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm JeffHQ:

Hola Dave!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm BenDoverMD:

Valley Lodge killed it at Pianos last week...great to meet you Dave. The Dell dude was on after you
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm P-90:

Shaina?! Is it true? Are you there? Can you hear me, Shaina?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:03pm Cheri Pi:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm F-berg:

I can hear you loud and clear, P-90!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Danne D:

@BenDover Danny Fingers and the Thumbs - guests of the show :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm hola-soymilk:

Hi, nice song, is it a new release? Haven't heard it
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Bon Scott Vivant:

Shaina is back?!? And Danne D is in the house too? Tonight we ROCK.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm Danne D:

How's baby Monte, Shaina?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:04pm F-berg:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm JakeGould:

Hi everyone
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm Sim:

...Or a song about an angel.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

I really enjoy metal
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm BenDoverMD:

@DanneD is the Dell dude a finger? p.s. It appears he hasn't aged a day since those commercials 20 years ago
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm JeffHQ:

Smuggling cellphones into venues nationwide!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm F-berg:

Monte is good. He walks and stuff.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:05pm P-90:

@F-berg How's the offspring? Was it Jimmy Cagney he looks like? Still?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm F-berg:

p-90: He doesn't look like Cagney anymore. Maybe more like Brad Pitt?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm JakeGould:

@F-berg: He walks? Good. Send him out the door and earn his keep already.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:06pm BenDoverMD:

welcome back Shaina!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm DaveHill:

Big surprise in store tonight....unless of course Shaina already told you she's live in-studio!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm F-berg:

Thanks BenDover!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm P-90:

Oops, you were answering the question while I was typing it. Also there's a time lag on comments sometimes...
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:07pm JakeGould:

@DaveHill: So what does Danne D do now?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:08pm TomCvnt:

Oh angel witch... i haven't heard that song since 'Nam
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:08pm Folsom:

I guess all we need is YngDave in the studio
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:09pm P-90:

I'm sure "Original Macho Slut" Danne D has plenty to do. He's still Chief Cookie Wrangler etc, right?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:09pm JeffHQ:

We can make it if we..(sigh)...
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm DaveHill:

YngDave! Where is he?!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm Danne D:

I'm chilling an home - Dave's on his own in terms of foraging for oreos tonight :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:10pm F-berg:

P-90: I changed my avatar, it's sideways, but you can see a current photo of Monte.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm Īke:

Hi folks! Did you know that pirates interfere w/WFMU? If you're in s. Brooklyn (esp. near Flatbush), near Paterson NJ, or near Union/Irvington NJ, and you can hear interference to FMU's 91.1 signal, esp. from a station at 90.9, that's an illegal station and it's hurting WFMU. The FCC will ONLY go serve them notices IF you report them. Do it here:
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm Danne D:

Wait it's 9:10 and YngDave hasn't called yet? I'm already worried.

Love the Monte avatar Shaina :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

is anyone else not a fan of the harpsichord?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:11pm F-berg:

Thanks Danne D!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:12pm Danne D:

Ike speaks the truth folks. Do the station a solid if those pirates are screwing you up.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:12pm Queef Wahoo:

hat trick
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:13pm hola-soymilk:

Of all the stations to target, why fmu
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:13pm hola-soymilk:

I hope yngdave is alright
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wash your hands well before you leave for the night, Shaina. Most of the station had some kind of flu lately.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm P-90:

Monte looks both Cagney-esque AND Pitt-ly in that shot. Def a leading-man type. Has he started tap lessons yet?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:14pm JeffHQ:

Lukas Lit Club
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm JakeGould:

@Īke: I have to pay taxes, got picked for jury duty and now you want me to fill out another form?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:15pm Danne D:

@KenFromHydePark - Shaina is very good about disinfecting phones and such.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm F-berg:

Thanks Ken! I cleaned the entire desk before I even sat down!

P-90: Funny you should ask, I want him to be a tap dancer.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Welcome back, shaina. Danne blew it
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Can't believe Danne sucked so much he got fired from a volunteer job
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm P-90:

@hola: they don't "target" a station, they just try to squeeze their signal into a spot on the FM band. Which happens in this case to be uncomfortably close to FMU's frequency.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm F-berg:

Thanks Hola!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Danne brings the funk and oreos
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:16pm hola-soymilk:

Danne is like a volunteer fire fighter except he's starting the fires
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm Sim:

Let's be fair, Danne D did a fine job, all things considered.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm melinda:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:17pm JakeGould:

“PenisKingSupremeAllOthersSuck4Life” is not taken.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm Danne D:

Hi Melinda :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm cash:

i already miss danne.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:18pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:19pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm P-90:

Shaina, meet: YngDave!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm Sim:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm melinda:

hi Danne D!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:20pm Ĩkє:

@hola, not just FMU, they also frack up lots of non-commercial stations (which tend to be relatively weak, that's probably why) and occasionally a few commercial ones, too. There's like 30 pirates in Flatbush on weeknights and all weekend long. But for once I chose to stay on topic re: over-the-air listeners & how they can report the ones messing up WFMU.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm cash:

Give danne his own show, fmu muckity-mucks!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm Danne D:

Aaron! :) How are you?

Hope you're planning to call tonight :)

@Shaina - FYI - Aaron in Minneapolis uses a text to voice service when he is doing his calls - so there can be a delay when he's on the line. He called last week - a great caller and supporter of the station :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:21pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

That was spicy yngdave! I know hes not on here im yelling it into the void
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:22pm JeffHQ:

C'mon to Kramerbooks, Busboys and Poets, or any streetcorner in DC!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:23pm P-90:

YngDave always complains about how "noisy" his Fender guitar is because the electronics on those are not "noise-cancelling" like his PRS guitar or most other guitars. So it picks up emissions from other electronic gear in the vicinity. In case anyone was curious.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:23pm Danne D:

@Hola - alas I've always been a temp keeping the chair warm for Shaina - so nothing to be fired from :)

@cash - I appreciate the kind words, not sure that even I could handle a regular dose of that though!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:24pm Deb:

Hola! I'm late I'm gonna have to listen to the podcast. I LOVE The Kinks. And, the internet is the way I know about WFMU.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:24pm Sim:

Obviously YngMom needs to call back when her stories are over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm chad from oregon:

Nooooo! Yngmom denied!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm hola-soymilk:

Ike, this is crazy shit. There's a cool pirate video thing on YouTube of max headroom taking over dr who
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm JakeGould:

YngDave is Jewish? Brooklyn Yid?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm hola-soymilk:

Danne, please stop farting in the chairs
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm P-90:

@Dave Hill: You've got a Pawar guitar?! I've hung out with Jay, his guitars are awesome! Post a picture of your Pawar sometime, please?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:25pm F-berg:

Thanks Danne!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Has anyone tried the Iron Maiden beer
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm lord freakington:

the rule is play the hits no new stuff-- homer simpson
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:27pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

I bet it's heavy
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:28pm Grampa_Seth:

I think the joke would be funnier if the punchline was "racism eagle"
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:29pm lord freakington:

ugh is there really an iron maiden beer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:29pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Can someone fill me in who Shaina is?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm cash:

th beer's really good..i can vouch
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm lord freakington:

she is daves spirit guide and pseudo mentor
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:30pm BenDoverMD:

These guys talking right now should come see my friends cover band MaidenNY they play all the hits for like 6 bucks and they sound incredible
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm Monstrositor:

I don't think Janick was even mixed into the PA when I saw them a few years ago, except during the solos, when he and Adrian were both playing over each other.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

@ lord frakington:yeah I think they just slapped some artwork on some Karlsburg's
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:31pm lord freakington:

rock is dead = iron maiden beer
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm JeffHQ:

I heard taquitos.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm lord freakington:

luxury box plus iron maiden = rock is dead
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

carlsberg isnt bad
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm TomCvnt:

theres a lot of kickass metal bands today! the audiences are awesome if you're looking in the right places. also slayer's reign in blood red wine is a thing
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:32pm lord freakington:

YEAaah dave is fancy!!!! I knew it
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Dave did they have Iron Maiden beer in the luxury box?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm elrad:

Juan Croucier trying too hard: https://youtu.be/RhI6fNGOIJo?t=4m1s
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm JeffHQ:

Heavy Metal LARPing Lot?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:33pm Danne D:

@Aaron Shaina is the calling screener tonight (and from the start of the show) - She had baby Monte last March or so and she's been away for the better part of the last 15 months as a result. I've the usual backup plan when Shaina's not available.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm cash:

when/whr is cover band playing? let's do it up, as marc maron wld say
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm lord freakington:

yeaah iron maiden beer in the luxury box!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Taquitos? run to the hills more like run to the bathroom
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:34pm Danne D:

Shaina's good people :) - you'll hear from her in a little bit.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm Dennis D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

go Bruce!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm P-90:

@Aaron: Shaina is Dave's Loyal Secretary and Faithful sidekick, the original co-star of this show, she's been on maternity leave to whelp an infant, this is her triumphant return. Danne D was filling in for her.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:35pm lord freakington:

59 = time to stop rockin-- rock is for youngins
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Are you going to call screen Danne D?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm BenDoverMD:

taquitos are the new bong hits
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

59 is the official rock cut off after that only hall and oates
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:36pm BriJet:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm Danne D:

@Aaron I serve at the pleasure of Dave :) So I'll be around, no worries. Not at the station tonight though.

Hi BriJet :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm JeffHQ:

Moonlight muck mayhem
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

is it me your looking for
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm hola-soymilk:

Neapen (spelling) is a town near Ottawa I believe
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm hola-soymilk:

Hey brijet
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:37pm Slick Goldtooth:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:38pm BenDoverMD:

@cash: dunno of anything in immediate future but some of those same guys do an ozzy/sabbath cover band and they are doing the whole Blizzard of Oz album on Staten Island on 5/14....maiden NY has played Arlene grocery from time to time
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm JeffHQ:

Blue Ice Boomer!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm pillow_out:

hello! and yay shaina's back!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm cash:

'serve at th pleasure of'...ewww, disgusting, so subservient
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm Folsom:

Hey Danne can you get DH to escort for the FMU RNC Cleveland crew?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:39pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Saskatoon is for lovers
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:40pm lord freakington:

wha? dave crashed two bits but its still funny
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:40pm JeffHQ:

Conduit of corn starch rage.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

What song plays underneath when Dave does Erotic short stories?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm Danne D:

Hey Slick :) Hey Pillow Out :)

@Folsom - I have no such pull - you should call in and suggest it to him.

@Dave - FYI The Sportsytalk Most Trusted Team of DJ Bronwyn C and Jim the Poet are being sent by Station Manager Ken to Cleveland for the Republican Convention in July. Given that you are a Cleveland native perhaps you can be their male escort.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm cash:

thanks ben, keep us/me informed thru here, if u can
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:41pm lord freakington:

me and mrs jones - old seveinties hit
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:43pm JeffHQ:

Omar at 7-11 just renewed me for a 10 ep season 2. "Band of Bon Bons"
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:43pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

thanks lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm BriJet:

Good Lord give Davy some sugar!!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm Dennis D:

not in dressing room?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Bruce says "nice playing kid have a taquito"
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:45pm BenDoverMD:

Great basketball game going on by the by
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm Danne D:

Go Nova and less than 150 total points!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm Dennis D:

i wonder what this band does in the dressing room that won't allow this guy in?
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:46pm hola-soymilk:

Everyone please stop saying escort and erotic
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:47pm JakeGould:

Any room can be a dressing room if you get dressed in it!™
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:47pm JeffHQ:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:49pm Supermeowy:

Hi! so exciting to hear Shaina has returned!! sorry Dave loses his Oreo supplier (aka Danne). Hola Hola!!! And a howdy do to everyone else!!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:50pm BenDoverMD:

Hey @Hola! You should call and talk about how you got mad at Dave on twitter today...that was you and that did happen right? Hope you are having an awesome night
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:51pm JeffHQ:

Steel Drum Satisfaction
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:51pm hola-soymilk:

Hi meowy
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm Dennis D:

i'll play bass for yas
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Dave can I play the melodica in Macho Sluts?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm Danne D:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm hola-soymilk:

I was mad at Tomasz
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm JeffHQ:

(wait for it)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:52pm P-90:

Twitter cat fight/flame war with hola? Damn, I missed it.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:53pm BenDoverMD:

I got the Macho Slüts merch covered...
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm JeffHQ:

Everybody wants s...
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm Ultraseven:

oh my god, I'm so happy he's calling again
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:54pm cash:

oh god these pauses..what fight w hola? i follow dave, no fight lately
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:55pm Slick Goldtooth:

My quarter life crisis had me getting a stronger appreciation for Sabbath's Heaven and Hell and overall Dio
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

im going to go heat up some taquitos
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm JeffHQ:

We need Jeopardy music.
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm hola-soymilk:

I'll fight anyone
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:56pm Danne D:

I love Aaron :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:57pm JeffHQ:

@hola: don't fight
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 9:57pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

  Mon. 4/4/16 9:58pm JeffHQ:

@hola: good vibes for Aaron
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:58pm Danne D:

Great call man. Looking forward to your Lukas Kaiser introduction.

Question for you Aaron - if you have an unusual name to say do you have to type it in phoentically?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm Danne D:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm BenDoverMD:

Oh sorry, @hola, please don't hit me...I was trying to keep up with the Aimee Mann, Michael McKean thread
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm Danne D:

Nopers I'm not on hold
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Hey Aaron!
  Mon. 4/4/16 9:59pm P-90:

FM radio broadcast booths are supposed to smell like herb, not tobacco! What gives?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 10:00pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Danne, its hard because my software cant even Obama's name right, and when you are a news reader. its hard
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:00pm Supermeowy:

don't fight me, Hola!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:01pm hola-soymilk:

Spicy nut store: kick in the nuts
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:01pm JeffHQ:

@Shaina: Welcome matriarch!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm hola-soymilk:

I won't fight you meowy
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm BenDoverMD:

Any card tricks from baby Monte?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:02pm P-90:

Will Bushwick Bill Feinberg be another son, or a daughter?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:03pm Matt from Springfield:

Shai-na-na! Welcome back! Or as Jeff's good name for an album says: Welcome Matriarch!

Hi Dave and Hillpeople!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:04pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Getto boys trivia fact: he was actually shot on the we cant be stopped album cover
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:05pm P-90:

Matt Von S! There you are! It's never quite the same when you"re not here, you're what they call a "fixture"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:05pm lolly:

We laugh, but them land lines are what WORKS in power outages, earthquakes n whatnot
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm lolly:

Yngdave's the dad!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm JeffHQ:

Whoa, Dave's playing w Thor on a Saturday night in May!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:06pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

Everyone go to ngdave's house in case of a emergency
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Matt from Springfield:

The fix is in, for my 'ture! Or "chure", as I tend to pronounce it.

@I like metal: "We can't be stopped - But we can, be shot!"
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Danne D:

The Yng and Dave Hour
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm JakeGould:

Vus machs du, YngDave?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm pillow_out:

I want it to be a tv show instead
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Dennis D:

old timey!!!!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm Danne D:

@lolly - I am seriously pissed at Verizon for the shenanigans they keep pulling with the land lines :(
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:07pm I_Like_metal_cause_im_insecure_in_my_masculinity:

@matt hahaha
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:08pm Danne D:

Cassius taking the popular side on the "whether to wake YngMom" issue *sigh*
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:09pm Rickwaukee:

Funny thing, I just woke up Cassius's mom.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:09pm P-90:

The main problem when YngMom goes to bed is: no more riffage
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm Matt from Springfield:

YngTrump's Fascist Advice
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm hola-soymilk:

Rickwaukee: God dammit
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:10pm JeffHQ:

"Aggressively 1995"-My condiments
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm Matt from Springfield:

YngDave should record mp3s of riffage ahead of time, and we can play them over the radio only when the show airs.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm lolly:

I hear ya, Danne, I had a coupla years of crap Verizon service. But there's nothing like an old fashioned Target phone plugged into the wall when it's lights out out here.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:11pm BenDoverMD:

Set list when I saw Iron Maiden:
Aces High
2 Minutes to Midnight
The Trooper
Wasted Years
The Number of the Beast
Can I Play With Madness
Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Heaven Can Wait
Run to the Hills
Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden
The Clairvoyant
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm Matt from Springfield:

A-ron! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm chad from oregon:

Will we ever know what YngMom was watching tonight? Can we run a check on that?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm JakeGould:

@Shaina: So what’s up with all of the videos and the movie? Anyplace us low-life comment board nobodies can see them?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:12pm Matt from Springfield:

Good setlist, @Ben.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:13pm P-90:

Dave reads a copy of his own book on the subway? Does he hold it so other passengers can see his photo on the jacket and make the connection?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:13pm JeffHQ:

Go see that play The Flick! (silences abound!)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Danne D:

Yay Julie :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Sim:

Wait... If you could combine YngDave's noodling with Aaron's meditative silences... RADIO GOLD.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Danne D:

Is that Julie Dark Julie (who is on the air filling in for Jesse tonight) or a different Julie? :)
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Dennis D:

the shit guy
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:14pm Matt from Springfield:

COOKIES! Oreo delivery from DJ Julie!! :D
First Milanos, now this, she has you covered! :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

It sounds like it was Julie Dark :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:15pm Matt from Springfield:

Hey, I'm an entitled Millennial! I've finally got the *title* to my Subaru last week!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm BenDoverMD:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Sh*tgate2016 - demand the truth!
On second thought, don't!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:16pm P-90:

Spuds is actually an "English Bull Terrier"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:17pm muwf:

rat terrier
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:18pm Dennis D:

Bull terrier
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:18pm muwf:

no it's Bull terrier
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm JeffHQ:

Someone's diaper stinks.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm Matt from Springfield:

Monday Evening Psychiatrist
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:19pm Rickwaukee:

Ms. Ross sang "Do You Know Where You're Going Poo?"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm cash:

P, yeah it ws funny to sit near him while he ws reading his own, as not yet published tome, very seriously b/c he ws gonna read a section frm it at th next show he ws travelling 2
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

What is the name of Lucas Kaiser's band?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@Rick: I'm disappointed that I "get" that one!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:20pm muwf:

terriers really are
nutty dogs

go for a mix a mutt for a better balance
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm DaveHill:

Lucas Kaiser doesn't have a band. He is a comedian.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm Rickwaukee:

@MfS: me too, me too.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:21pm DaveHill:

Danne D! Call in soon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 10:22pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Macho Sluts, what is that then? a masculine sex line?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm JakeGould:

What kind of cookies are they?
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm Dennis D:

Hi Dave
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm DaveHill:

Macho Sluts is the name of an incredible book Lucas brought to my attention. It really does have everything.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm Matt from Springfield:

What about the problem of Macho Slut-shaming happening online??
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:23pm F-berg:

@JakeGould: The videos, yes! Can I post a link here or is that breaking a WFMU rule since I work with Dave? We are still working on getting distribution for the movie though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 10:24pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Dave, when I call, can you put the Jeopardy Theme under me?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm DaveHill:

Hey Dennis! Great seeing you at the Valley Lodge show last week.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm DaveHill:

You gotta come back on the show again soon, Dennis. I'll email you.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:25pm JeffHQ:

Lukas Kaiser Lodge.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm F-berg:

@Matt From Springfield: I would like to do some more armchair psychology, if you have any questions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm chad from oregon:

YngMom needs her rest, but that doesn't mean that she won't be missed.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm Dennis D:

Yeah, good seeing you on guitar!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm cash:

dh: a book? or a....'zine? hope its a 'zine.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm DaveHill:

I can do it, Aaron!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm BenDoverMD:

Lucas Kaiser Söze
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:26pm DaveHill:

What you mean, cash?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:27pm DaveHill:

Where the hell is Bill Dolan?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:27pm chad from oregon:

If YngMom has a zine, I totally need to get on that mailing list.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm cash:

is macho sluts a real book, or a more homemade thing?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm Matt from Springfield:

@F-berg: At times I can be both anxious and angry at stuff--what is the first thing you would do to rectify that?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:28pm hola-soymilk:

What's this song
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm F-berg:

Meditation! If you want I can send you a meditation track. But it's my voice, which isn't exactly a golden voice. More like a tinny voice.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm Nardo:

Great Teenage Fanclub song
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:29pm cash:

yes, lets force YngMom ti make a zine!! that sounds plausible. haha. about all her 'programs'.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm F-berg:

@Matt From Springfield: That last comment was for you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm chad from oregon:

YngZine is probably just a bunch of essays about young YngDave.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:30pm Matt from Springfield:

@F-berg: I haven't tried meditation seriously before, but only heard good things about it! ..I'd be curious about your track, email it to my FS email and I'll give it a try! :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm hola-soymilk:

Infinite distortion guy played napalm death too. Nice.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm BenDoverMD:

Moons a harsh mistress - Glen Campbell
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm cash:

& how great he was, pre- all the diseases
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:31pm DaveHill:

Noice, hola!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:32pm BenDoverMD:

(That was a request not an answer to any question)
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:32pm Deb:

@F-berg, can u post your videos on twitter? I'd love to see them.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm DaveHill:

Shaina's videos are great, Deb! Post a link, Shaina!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm Matt from Springfield:

NOICE Margo Guryan! Baroque-ish!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm SteveFromStatenIsland:

eagerly awaiting aarons return
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:33pm hola-soymilk:

No Glenn Campbell (that's a firm request)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm DaveHill:

What do you want to hear, hola?!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm Sim:

Is it request hour? Tojo by Hoodoo Gurus! :D
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm Slick Goldtooth:

@Dave, when are you planning to do house shows for new book? Someone I know might have a place with ample space and at least one cozy piece of furniture and plenty of uncomfortable awkward things to lean on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:34pm chad from oregon:

YngDave is still great! He's like expensive cheese. He keeps getting better!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm cash:

YngZine wld fit in nicely w his rejection of all things digital/web
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm Danne D:

Yeah - I have to go outside my house to make a call - so off to the Starbucks for me I guess.

SmartPhones can be so stupid :(
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm andy the painter:

wow! goddamn dave hill is down with margo guryan?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm DaveHill:

I'm gonna do house shows in May. Email me about it at dave@davehillonline.com.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm Danne D:

But I am not leaving until after Ghost on the Canvass :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:35pm DaveHill:

Also, anyone with song suggestions should email me at dave@davehillonline.com. I am always up for hearing about scorching hot jams I need to hear and play!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm hola-soymilk:

Is this Glenn Campbell? I hate you all
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm DaveHill:

I love Margo Guryan!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:36pm DaveHill:

What do you want to hear, hola?! I will take a request from you for the next music break. Bring it!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm Dennis D:

Its a Glen Campbell cover band
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm BenDoverMD:

All hail Glen!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm cash:

dh: how abt any Urge Overkill off of either SupersonicStorybook or Stull
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm DaveHill:

No, it's Glen Campbell covering a Paul Westerberg song!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm hola-soymilk:

Danne, do you have bad reception?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:37pm DaveHill:

Good call, cash! I'm buds with Nash.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:38pm BriJet:

  Mon. 4/4/16 10:38pm Supermeowy:

Shaina what's your Twitter handle?? I wanna see videos, too :-)
hola, you know you love Glen!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:39pm JakeGould:

@F-berg: I don’t know about know rules.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:39pm Slick Goldtooth:

Thanks Dave, will keep my ramblings short and highlight which of the bordering neighbors' shrubbery is fair game to pee on when there is a line for the toilet
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:40pm BenDoverMD:

another Glen Campbell record I'm gonna have to buy now...darn you, Dave Hill...that's food out of the kids mouths!!!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm Matt from Springfield:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm BriJet:

  Mon. 4/4/16 10:41pm cash:

danne, isnt it really Jersey thts the problem?......Its not yr phone, brother. or maybe it is, check in2 buying th Punkt cell phone, much better call quality.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:42pm JakeGould:

Hot Cooter.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:42pm JeffHQ:

Little joe's beer fund.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:43pm Matt from Springfield:

Keep Walken Weird!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm Sim:

It's so cool to hear Meowy... YAY MEOWY.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm Matt from Springfield:

I think Danne should fill-in sometime with the "show" he pulled out at the Marathon!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:46pm P-90:

Poor Danne doesn't get a break around here
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm BenDoverMD:

Great call MEOWY!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm JeffHQ:

@I'm assuming your advance team has DC handled but let me know if I should reserve the rest room at Verizon Center for a show.
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:47pm Supermeowy:

wow! And Aaron follows me on the phone lines? that is awesome!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:48pm JeffHQ:

/book talk by the stalls
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:48pm herb.nyc:

hi dave & supermeowy & all. i was Little Joe Franklin's adopter. and i apologize, for not doing a dang thing. i am not worried, i mean, worthy. i ask supermeowy to do *double* the adoptive parental duties to compensate. thank you. (i have a cat, Natalie Lewinsky. she's a doll, but maybe not terribly bright. i love dogs too; i go both ways.)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm Matt from Springfield:

Woooo! Lukas Kaiser! Sock-knocking bet-winner!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm JeffHQ:

Rock on Aaron! Welcome LUKAS!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:49pm Danne D:

Great Job Aaron :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:50pm Danne D:

I think my apartment somehow interferes with this Galaxy Phone I don't know why. Anyway - will be listening in the car :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:51pm BriJet:

Dave, no coffee?! :'(
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:52pm Matt from Springfield:

McBain VIII: McBain Fights The Nazi-Commies on Behalf of UNICEF
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:54pm Supermeowy:

in case Dave doesn't retweet, you can see the photo shopped images of my kitty with LJF at my Twitter account.
Herb-NYC do we follow each other on Twitter?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:54pm Matt from Springfield:

What happened? In 1957 you couldn't publish "what happened" in 15 states!
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:55pm JeffHQ:

Guess I'm ditching work tmw to write feverishly on Chipotle napkins.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:56pm cosmic matrix:

"i emotionally fell down the stairs"
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:56pm JeffHQ:

Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:57pm Dennis D:

i want to be the Macho Sluts bass player.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:57pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: And then publish them?
Because I read somewhere that writing on napkins is only the first part: it doesn't work unless you then publish them afterwards.

Maybe go to a Xerox machine and make copies of the napkins?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm cosmic matrix:

i'm from hastings-on-hudson. i'll have a slug of river water. extra PCBs, please.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm Dennis D:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm cosmic matrix:

is it... could it be...?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: The line at Kinkos causes strokes.
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 10:58pm Dennis D:

My brother is from Hastings, is the water fucked there?
  Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm MadameLuke:

I can't believe how late I am to the party tonight. Hi everyone!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm Matt from Springfield:

That Kramer syndrome was supposedly based on a real Mary Hart-seizure victim!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 10:59pm pillow_out:

is that where you live now @cosmic?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm cosmic matrix:

@dennis, GE used to dump chemicals in the river a "long" time ago. i wouldn't drink it!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Mme. Luke, hiya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm pillow_out:

you still live in vermont?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow_out: nah, i live in VT.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:00pm MadameLuke:

Hiya Matt!
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm Dennis D:

good to know, thanks for the info cos mat
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm pillow_out:

oh ok nevermind i wasn't sure
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:01pm cosmic matrix:

wait, is that U marbs?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm JeffHQ:

Spit only from bridges.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm pillow_out:

yes!! duh
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm JeffHQ:

Call Fernald
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm cosmic matrix:

i knew that, double duh
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:02pm Sim:

I can now totally see Dave tidying up his birth.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:03pm cosmic matrix:

hey, i'm playing WAKING WINDOWS this year. sunday may 8, oak45, 3:30-4:30pm.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:03pm Danne D:

Vanishing Ladies seems too serial-killery
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Bruno Mars is confident in his abilities - no gratuitous jerkiness from him!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:04pm pillow_out:

whoa awesome!! i haven't seen you play in a long time. I guess the last time was at the firehouse or whatever the hell that gallery is called
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm cosmic matrix:

it will be EPIC, hope to see u there!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm Matt from Springfield:

Shaina is "half-Jewish and fully neurotic", as described to me once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm pillow_out:

i think it was a toothache show
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm Danne D:

we are all Hillistines
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm cosmic matrix:

i gotta tell PABLO G so maybe he'll come visit. play some old cosmic matrix tunes.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:05pm JeffHQ:

@Shaina: please meditate
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm pillow_out:

well i'm not flying back east. if i had unlimited funds i would
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm cosmic matrix:

that was a good one
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm Dennis D:

bye Shaina
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm pillow_out:

who's pablo g?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for coming by Shaina!
Thanks for meditation advice!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:06pm cash:

so, danne's coming in 2 replace half-jew?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Danne D:

nopers wasn't advised
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm F-berg:

Good night!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm cosmic matrix:

i used to play music w/ him in VT. he made the latest WFMU bumper sticker!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Danne D:

bye Shaina :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm Sim:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm cosmic matrix:

oooops bye shaina
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:07pm BriJet:

Nite Shaina!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm JeffHQ:

Leonardo Decapitated rulz!!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm BriJet:

Upsidedown crucifixion
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm Matt from Springfield:

Leonardo DiCapitated ... meh, feels unoriginal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm pillow_out:

oooh ok who knows maybe i know him. i've forgotten everything
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Bye, Monte's mom!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:09pm cash:

on a bill w JohnCougarConcentrationCamp
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:10pm cosmic matrix:

well you'll see him at my show
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:10pm Matt from Springfield:

St. Andrew was likewise crucified on an X shaped cross, forming the pattern for flags in Scotland, Greece and Russia today.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm P-90:

Instead of "Leonardo Decapitated", consider "Leonardo DiCapito".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm pillow_out:

cognitive dissonance. you know i live in california!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm cash:

Leo DiCap
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:11pm Matt from Springfield:

I thought Paul was killed in the Colosseum, but legend apparently says he was beheaded outside the walls in Rome (hence St. Paul's Outside The Walls basilica today).
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm JeffHQ:

Someone took Pre-Law at community college.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm herb.nyc:

@s.meowy, me is herbertjue on twit
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The time has come for Dave to swear at Danne D.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:12pm BriJet:

Danne D!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, yes, but since u visit sometimes, just wanted to give u a date to aim for. i know it's a long shot!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm BriJet:

Danne D. don't be ditzy!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:13pm JeffHQ:

Anytime Lukas is on a show is a cause for the Dropkick Murphys to play!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm Matt from Springfield:

Don't mess with Leonardo Dicapitated - he'll sic those CGI bears on ya!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm BriJet:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm pillow_out:

I would like to come back again, but I've got some other places to get to first.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:14pm hola-soymilk:

Danne dammit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:15pm pillow_out:

is joe playing too? @cosmic
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:16pm Matt from Springfield:

Say Dave, when ARE you gonna publish that book of Tweets from the men's room at the Port Authority?
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:16pm JeffHQ:

We love Lukas. Oh yes we do--ooo--(cookie monster vocals)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm BriJet:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm BriJet:

Cops like that kinda talk
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm Matt from Springfield:

Ashton's now in some lame-looking web sitcom - the wife was getting sick of being their breadwinner.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:17pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, don't know!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:18pm pillow_out:

oh yeah @matt i saw that preview it looks horrible!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:18pm cosmic matrix:

time to go downstairs and do the dishes, luv u pillows!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm Matt from Springfield:

The cops are stretched thin trying to find Danne - most of Jersey's police force is staking out at EVERY Taylor ham business they can find, and still haven't caught him yet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm pillow_out:

bye @cosmic. <3 I miss C-A-T. i hope she's ok
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:19pm Matt from Springfield:

@pillow: Perhaps it's *supposed* to be horrible?! I don't know, if that's the case they need better marketing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:20pm BriJet:

Travolta as Danne D
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:20pm BenDoverMD:

@DanneD, call back in 20,020 minutes
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm JeffHQ:

Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm Matt from Springfield:

BriJet! \m/
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm Danne D:

jeez that call was a mess
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm JeffHQ:

I'm listening...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:21pm pillow_out:

yeah i don't know sam elliot it is in and I love him but i don't think he can save a crappy show
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The BB game is almost done, Danne. Who will win?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm Matt from Springfield:

@BriJet: "I've got a scratchy cell phone, and I'm not afraid to use it! Ohhh!"
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm cosmic matrix:

@pillow, she is doing real good! just had surgery on her face and is growing back her whiskers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:22pm pillow_out:

that's not true dave!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm cosmic matrix:

remember when radio stations wouldn't take callers on cell phones?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm pillow_out:

oh no! yikes. poor kitty
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:23pm cosmic matrix:

i will tell her you say hi. she is listening to wfmu downstairs. DAVE, shout out to C.A.T. if u want to
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm JeffHQ:

Hard Rock Silver Spring.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm cosmic matrix:

had a lump removed. all is well, more or less.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:24pm cash:

ash her wht app, dave! cmon on.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:25pm Matt from Springfield:

I'm an Aries too!
(And if you're not going to debate me, I WIN!!!)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:25pm JeffHQ:

"I need to table this."
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:26pm Matt from Springfield:

"You can say "asshole" on the radio, provided nothing is going in, or coming out of it" - Ken Freedman
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:27pm JeffHQ:

Wow! Lyme-Aid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:27pm pillow_out:

oh yeah she was nuts!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:28pm Matt from Springfield:

Oh geez not the Crime Blotter!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Gosh...nice buzzer beater. Bronwyn & Jim will be talking about that tomorrow.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm JeffHQ:

Bikini Chill... !blotter
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm Matt from Springfield:

Lyme-Aid, a registered charity in the State of Connecticut.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm cash:

  Mon. 4/4/16 11:29pm Danne D:

Great call BriJet :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm JeffHQ:

By the corned beef joint.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm JeffHQ:

Hitting nails.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:31pm Matt from Springfield:

Yeowwch! Pulling into the wrong entrance of a nursery, that sounds like a cover phrase for a truly horrendous crime! (I just pray that was a *plant* nursery!!)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm JeffHQ:

Over The Eight Librarians.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Ye Gods!!! How DOES it END!??!!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: Good Agatha Christie title!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm Matt from Springfield:

I agree - if anyone is assigned a case worker or any kind of judicial followup or sentence, it's therefore too intense for our Crime Blotter.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm Sim:

This blotter is all too real, man. #triggerwarning
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:36pm JeffHQ:

On an intercity bus he stole.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:37pm Matt from Springfield:

The Mind-Butthole Balance has been broken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:37pm pillow_out:

boflex is still around?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:38pm Matt from Springfield:

@pillow: There are 2 minute commercials for it, anyway..
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:39pm Matt from Springfield:

Where there's a Bake Sale ... there's SMOKE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:40pm pillow_out:

he's tae bo!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:40pm Matt from Springfield:

Lukas has figured out Billy Blank's scam!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm Matt from Springfield:

Somebody endorses(d) the Boflex in the commercials though.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm JeffHQ:

Ends up in the ER holding room in restraints.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm pillow_out:

hahaha intentionally
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:41pm Matt from Springfield:

South-Central Euclid, can't bear to walk through that place.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:42pm Sim:

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 4/4/16 11:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What home gym setup does Chuck Norris pitch for? I don't remember what company that is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm pillow_out:

total gym
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm Matt from Springfield:

"Hi, I'm Chris. Ugood."
"That's ENOUGH out of you, punk!"
"Call for backup!"
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:43pm JeffHQ:

"You good."-litter lizard
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:44pm Danne D:

Dropping a candy wrapper is a gateway crime
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:44pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ken HP: You're right, he pitched for one of those, don't remember if it was Boflex, Soloflex or another system.
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm Matt from Springfield:

"You got the juice, Granny!"

(not Boyz in the Hood, but a lot funnier :)
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm JeffHQ:

And now Alaska buys Virgin America. Inuit porn is round the way.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:45pm Danne D:

Snake on a Plane
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:46pm Danne D:

@Jeff Inuit porn: are you into it?
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:47pm Matt from Springfield:

Virgin America was a good airline. But the silver lining is that Alaska Air is also a good airline. Your west coast travels are safe (for now).
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:47pm JeffHQ:

@Danne: Only when scored by Trent Reznor and titled "Down Inuit".
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:48pm Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: "Ask I more"...
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:49pm Matt from Springfield:

"I'd like my Teaneck to join her Paramus..."
Avatar Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm BenDoverMD:

Sweet dreams, folks
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: (phew)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm Matt from Springfield:

A signage theft inspired by a radio show? That's escalating this, man. Pretty soon you'll be reported on by the late Robert Stack on "Unsolved Mysteries" at that rate!
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:50pm Matt from Springfield:

'Night, Ben!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:51pm Danne D:

Alaska Air has come along since I flew then like 12 years ago. They had engines falling off their planes and stuff back then
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:51pm Matt from Springfield:

@Jeff: @11:47, I presume? :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm Matt from Springfield:

"Forget it Dave, it's Ohio..."
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm JeffHQ:

@Matt: That's when the NPR piece starts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:53pm pillow_out:

yeah @danne i heard that! they seem ok now i've been using them to fly to seattle, but that freaked me out. i had no idea
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:54pm Matt from Springfield:

"Red-Haired Hooker" sounds too much like the mixed drink "Red Headed Slut":

Sounds g-ross!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm Danne D:

I remember being not thrilled when the booking agent "accidentally" put me on an Alaska Airlines flight when they said they wouldnt.
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm JeffHQ:

Reign O'er Meat!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:56pm Sim:

This music puts the snooze right on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm pillow_out:

i would but i'm not on twitter
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Danne D:

Packing up at the Starbucks now - thanks for a great shoe Dave and Lukas and Shaina :) Take care everyone! until next time :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Matt from Springfield:

"If the engine falls off, it's free! (The engine, that is)."
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:57pm Matt from Springfield:

YAY Dave-Julie cross-banter! :D
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm JeffHQ:

\m/ Rock on Revolutionaries!!!
  Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm Danne D:

Stay tuned for Julie - she is awesome :)
Avatar    Mon. 4/4/16 11:58pm Matt from Springfield:

All right! Thanks Dave, Shaina, Lukas, callers, commenters and cookies!
Have a good night everyone - make those F-bombs count!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 4/5/16 12:00am pillow_out:

goodnight ...everything's going to be ok
Avatar Tue. 4/5/16 12:01am Dennis D:

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