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Options March 18, 2015: Marathon Week Two Live from Monty Hall: Permanent Twister! Pledge Here.

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For $75 pledges tonight, all donors automagically receive the framed, full color Celestial Portrait of Ken and Andy, viewable here.

For $100 or more: at the start of the show, you will be in the running to receive a customized, original T shirt hand drawn by Andy Breckman! Specify size (M, L, XL), what you want Andy to draw, and your taste (good or shitty).

Before Permanent Twister gets underway tonight, a pledge of $100 or more will put people in the running to win an original T-shirt drawn by famed toy inventor and Renaissance man Andy Breckman. Collector's item! Specify size (M, L, XL), what you want Andy to draw, and your taste (good or crappy).

Here's How Permanent Twister Works. Every level is $1000.

Level 1: Five WFMU tchotchkes will be superglued to Andy.
Level 2: Ken's stomach is superglued to Andy's back.
Level 3: 30 tennis balls will be passed out to audience members. Perfect for hurling at helpless radio hosts..
Level 4: Ken's left arm is superglued to Andy's right foot.
Level 5: An audience member gets to feed Ken and Andy hot soup.
Level 6: Andy's right arm is superglued to Ken's left foot.
Level 7: Ken's right hand is superglued to Andy's left hand.
Level 8: A lucky audience member will be superglued to the Ken/Andy chimeric monster. "Lucky" is a funny word, isn't it?
Level 9: We spray expanding insulation foam into any exposed nooks and crannies
Level 10: For every additional $50 pledge, we will put a tack on the stage!

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Carmichael:

There is virtually no sound on the stream. I have everything cranked all the way up.
Avatar 6:04pm Dan B From Upstate:

Ken's shirt is killer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Julie:

I thought it was just me, I couldn't hear it hardly at all
Avatar 6:05pm Kevlicki:

Carmichael, I don't have a problem. but I also have yet to turn off the radio broadcast on my stereo too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Julie:

yeah I had to turn my radio on, which means it's out of sync
Avatar 6:05pm Marcel M:

I hear a weird delay... our doubling of the voices in the background or something. But its not so bad.
Avatar 6:06pm Dan B From Upstate:

No video stream audio problems here. Chrome on Win 7.
Avatar 6:06pm Marcel M:

or not our
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Carmichael:

Strange. The video audio is usually very reliable and loud, but not today. I'm using the iPhone app, on the same wifi as always. Let me check my phone volume.
  6:08pm SeanG:

is Ken baked?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Julie:

ah I hear it better now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Carmichael:

Yes, thank you tech person!
Avatar 6:11pm Kevlicki:

The shirts from last week are exactly how I imagined, incredible!
Avatar 6:11pm Marcel M:

Avatar 6:11pm Dan B From Upstate:

That mic drop was wonderful.
Avatar 6:14pm Danne D:

Not enough takers on the Human Centipede Stunt I take it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Julie:

oh that is great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Stanley:

Andy in Berlin - great to see ya man!
Avatar 6:18pm Dan B From Upstate:

What song should andy and ken be singing on the tshirt? Madonna's cover of American Pie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Nick the Bard:

Crips? Did he get another one?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

Pfft, I've dealt with super glue on me before, Andy really is a wuss...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Caryn:

Do they have handsfree mikes for when their hands and feet are superglued? Or is there a designated mike-holder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Gaylord Fields:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Carmichael:

I put superglue on my fingertips before guitar performances. Really protects the calluses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Julie:

the mic holder is Mike
Avatar 6:28pm glenn:

doctors use it instead of stitches. is there anything superglue can't do?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Caryn:

@Julie: his last name isn't Holder, is it?
Avatar 6:29pm Dan B From Upstate:

I think I read just this morning that super glue was originally intended as a quick-fix emergency suture for soldiers injured in the midst of battle. Chapstick is also supposed to be good for paper cuts... so there's that...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Julie:

@Caryn it wasn't that good a joke, Mike Noble. I dunno if I wanna hear about Ken experimenting in different positions..
  6:32pm vodka:

nice ad
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Gaylord Fields:

My only consolation to having my face glued to Andy is that I'm to understand this is a very unpopular program.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Julie:

Gaylord has the best avatar
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"This cannot go well."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Gaylord Fields:

@Julie: You're just saying that to draw attention to the superiority of yours.
Avatar 6:36pm glenn:

that's not homo-erotic, boys. it's homo-ewww.
  6:37pm Marie:

it's homo-evotic!
  6:43pm vodka:

Avatar 6:43pm Fredericks:

I'd empty my bladder before the gluing, if I were you.
Avatar 6:44pm Marcel M:

Oh lord... somehow I thought it just wouldn't happen.
Avatar 6:44pm Danne D:

Pledge more pledge fast so we get to the foam part (which hopefully hides everything!!!)
Avatar 6:45pm dale:

WTF is in ken's pants? did you see those shadow lines and worn areas?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Julie:

I'm getting really uncomfortable
Avatar 6:46pm Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, god. He went sideways!
  6:46pm SeanG:

  6:46pm Kevlicki:

This is incredible
Avatar 6:46pm dale:

what if ken has to pee or andy has to poo?
Avatar 6:47pm Dan B From Upstate:

Look how red Andy's head has gotten!
  6:47pm Kevlicki:

"I just wanted to make sure we were really attached"...
Avatar 6:47pm Danne D:


Avatar 6:48pm dale:

a creepy moment turned tender - awwwww.......
  6:49pm Kevlicki:

This is the perfect stunt for radio. No one should see what's on this stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Folsom:

  6:50pm Marie:

I love watching the yooung man's face in the background.
  6:50pm vodka:

Andy might get a heart attack
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Gaylord Fields:

I hate watching my face on AndyKen's hand.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Carmichael:

Good God in heaven ... What will they do for a $1,000 pledge?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Julie:

That's Mr Garbage time back there
Avatar 6:50pm dale:

not to worry, a little squirt of acetone will separate them in a heartbeat. but acetone will give them cancer, so....
  6:51pm Kevlicki:

It's andyken!
  6:51pm Robert:

"I can't breathe."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Julie:

Avatar 6:51pm dale:

i only said that once.
Avatar 6:51pm Dan B From Upstate:

I like that AndyKen name.
  6:51pm Marie:

Can I have my pledge back?
  6:52pm Leslie in NH:

This is creepy. I'm sorry that they are doing this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Nick the Bard:

You have to pledge double to get your pledge back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Julie:

is the glue strong enough for Andy to stand up
  6:52pm Kevlicki:

We get to see them split up, right? That's also part of the excitement
Avatar 6:53pm dale:

chang and eng bunker had something like 19 children. they were married to sisters. i would not want to be in THAT bedroom.
Avatar 6:53pm Marcel M:

@Kelicki: I think we'll just have to wonder what happened.
Avatar 6:55pm dale:

is andy strong enough to stand up?
Avatar 6:55pm Dan B From Upstate:

Andy's red head.... It's like a high school gym class dodgeball!
  6:55pm SeanG:

Avatar 6:56pm dale:

i/m glad no sacs are involved
Avatar 6:56pm Marcel M:

oh no no...
Avatar 6:57pm Marcel M:

Avatar 6:58pm dale:

why doesn't npr or pbs do this kind of stuff? I WOULD GIVE TO THEM IF THEY DID!
Avatar 6:59pm Marcel M:

Because high minded types give to them dale, WFMU does this to get us low lifes to donate.
  6:59pm Marie:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Mike East:

now that's what I call a sticky situation
Avatar 7:01pm Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, don't turn it off! We have to see the un-sticking!
  7:01pm SeanG:

that was the best
Avatar 7:01pm Marcel M:

I wanna see them separate!!!!
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