Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 23, 2014 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting April 23, 2014: Secret Birthday Party for a Listener

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Listener comments!

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mariano:

'Evening, Ken & Andy!
@Whooda, if you're still here, totally agree about the major/minor terminology.
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Matt from Springfield:

This Secret Birthday Party will be a SURPRISE! when it is discovered!

Hey Ken and Andy and Delayers!
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Carmichael:

Did you ever get the end table from Ikea, Andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Matt from Springfield:

"The Life Coach is OFF Duty. Exist at your own risk."
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-max-:

Can't believe I'm signed in...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

If there aren't any birthdays lined up, want me to zip over the the nearest old folks' home and look for a birthday person?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Why is this evening different than all other evenings? It JUST doesn't matter..."
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chris:

Torah Duty?
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chris:

@Matt, LOL
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common:

hey peoples!
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Matt from Springfield:

Now THAT's What I Call A Cancer Stick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
mariano:

Went to my first seder ever last Monday. Really nice, but a couple of infants kept disrupting the flow (selfish bastards!), so it was very informal, lots of smoke breaks during diaper changes, etc.
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Whooda:

How about a premature birthday surprise for me like your premature obituary for Bob Dylan?
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chris:

The Hillel sandwich is the bomb, Ken!
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Nick the Bard:

Matzoh isn't that bad, I've had cream soda that that was feet flavored.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hey common!

@chris: The Breckman shul of Judaism.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

@mariano: I'd like to go to one sometime.
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Whooda:

Call up Glenn Campbell in his new facilitated care digs and tell him it's his birthday.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
common:

hey matt!
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northguineahills:

I dig matzoh as a gentile, although it isn't my go-to flat cracker bread.
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common:

only the whoopie...ken just said it.
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Whooda:

@Nick the Bard Shame on you DJ Nick the Bard! I just made my first cream soda with my new auction find of C02 compressed gas. It tasted less like feet and more like bilge water which is infinitely more pleasant tasting than my toes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Whooda: Your homemade "champagne" makes me want to get CO2 cans myself! All the different wines (and drinks) to make "sparkling"!
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Whooda:

There is a battery operated fart machine toy that was popular with the hoodlums
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

That's too small a net--Mike Noble is the only Mike listening to this show, and I think that's because he has to!
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Whooda:

I got a big (20#) tank of gas AND a regulator for $15 at auction. I even found the secret formula for Coke on the internet, I had no idea it had bat wings, so I've been burping like a Tupperware dish today in my experiments.
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common:

@whooda: love me some bat wings.
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thunderish' Jay:

i would love to call in shortly in some days .. sorry for the abrupt end and some rudeness in the forum not intended into its foroists
  6:16pm
Robert:

Ken, tell us the words to Irwin's closing theme!
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Whooda:

@common I've been using your avatar as my desktop image ever since you introduced her, eerrr, i mean *it*. Just can't bring myself to replace her.
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thunderish' Jay:

im in a state of discharge, ill canalize it into music creation.. will have to check the international USA code into the station land line
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common:

@whooda: great! i stole it from dj tim(i believe). It's too good!
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common:

@whooda again: on my profile settings, the only thing I wrote was "bat wings". It's true.
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Whooda:

@common it's a small, demented world
  6:20pm
Mitch:

My best bud Colin hates work/life etc. and has tomorrow and friday off. Isn't that a fun little thing to celebrate?
  6:20pm
sporeleki:

Nickelodeon Gak
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common:

@whooda: so true. especially here. no, everywhere.
  6:20pm
Mitch:

he also kissed a girl last weekend
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Nick the Bard:

www.kidsshowbags.com.au...
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Matt from Springfield:

"I'm a Soviet-doodle daaaandy..."
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Whooda:

How 'bout that 'putintang' huh?
  6:23pm
Robert:

I recorded my own punk lyrics to it over the phone that got published by someone on a compilation cassette I got.
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Whooda:

Driving the *short* bus
  6:24pm
Robert:

I did a version of O Canada on it too. That was ~30 yrs. ago.
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cklequ interior:

Damn Nicole and her busy friends.
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Whooda:

What the hell with all these eggheads that listen to Ken and Andy? What are the odds????
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

Andy Breckman you'd better watch your speed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Whooda: *Punctual* eggheads, no less!!
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Whooda:

@Matt Ok, anal-retentive I can understand. But mathematicians?!?
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KK:

Hi guyse no one invites me to birthday parties so i'm listening to find out what it's like
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Whooda:

@KK from my experience it's just like this, mumbling to oneself, whistling Dixie in solitude and desperate attempts at conversation with strangers.
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mariano:

@Matt: Punctual eggheads reminds me of this joke: what do you get when you cross a German and a Russian? Someone who's *precisely* 20 minutes late! Could work with German and lots of other nationalities, I guess, but that's how I heard it.
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Whooda:

haha that jokes reminds me of my Italian x-wife Mariano.
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amanda c:

andy needs to go lose his car in the parking lot to make this episode a bit more humorous.
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Matt from Springfield:

Like those "crossed-nationality" jokes, so long as there's an element of truth to them :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
common:

@amanda: hee hee!
  6:35pm
Robert:

I wonder how many WFMU listeners have a copy of that punk cassette I'm on.
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KK:

@mariano good one @whooda doesn't sound like im missing much. thanks for that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
common:

what is frozen?
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KK:

Here's a classic: A German arrives in Paris, upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks "Occupation?"
HE says "Oh, no no, just visiting!"
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dc pat:

Hilarious, @KK...
  6:40pm
Peanut:

Hay did the wfmu performance space open yet?
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mariano:

@Whooda: I'm Hispanic and German (among other things), and somehow I'm always 10-15 minutes early.
@Matt: Agree, gotta tread carefully with those.
@KK: Hah! Definitely writing that one down!
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common:

@KK: hee hee, also
  6:41pm
rick:

Pharrell Williams' song "Happy" is from The Despicable Me 2 soundtrack. Idina Menzel's "let It Go" is from Frozen.
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Whooda:

@KK that's an old joke the new version involves an American government officials arriving in Nevada.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

"European Heaven" is where:
the Italians are the lovers,
the French are the cooks,
the British are the policemen,
the Germans are the engineers,
all handled with Swiss precision.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

...so "European Hell" is where:

the SWISS are the lovers,
the BRITISH are the cooks,
the GERMANS are the policemen,
the FRENCH are the engineers,
all done with ITALIAN precision! ;)
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Whooda:

hahaha @Matt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
mariano:

@Matt: Good one!
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mariano:

That is totally a fake "your call cannot be completed!" Come on!
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Matt from Springfield:

The "reaching", is half the fun...

@Whooda/mariano: Thanks, one of my faves!
  6:45pm
PMD:

That first voice mail didn't sound like a real one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
amanda c:

fatal flaw #2034920934: finding someone who actually picks up their phone nowadays.
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-max-:

SURPRISE!!! Oh, damn… Too bad, Jeff!
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Carmichael:

"The home phone only rings at home." Brilliant, Andy.
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Whooda:

The NSA average between connection to porn website and ejaculation is seven minutes (seven minute delay)


ne delay)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
KK:

@Matt the Italian precision got me
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
mariano:

Jesus, every time they say Ariana I jump!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Hey, those narcs are geezers, but they're pretty cool!"
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cklequ:

Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks
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Matt from Springfield:

@KK: Heh! Do you happen to be Italian? I'm not, but I'm Slovenian so I can kinda understand that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
common:

@cklequ: very good! now that's in my brain!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
KK:

No, I'm Macedonian in fact but the whole Mediterranean is very not precise so I GET IT on a personal level.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Burn It Down, with Andy B."

@KK: Viva, Makedonija! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
KK:

More like Andy Wreckman
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cklequ:

Hey... there's still 5 minutes and Nick The Bard has Nicole's number, right?.
Give her a call.
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Whooda:

Unexplainable phenomenon, that is the jingle for the ken and andy show.
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Nick the Bard:

ken and andy have her number now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

My birthday was a couple Saturdays ago. In 2017, it'll be on a Wednesday, and a chance for 7SD birthday mayhem. Unless Doomsday happens before then.
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Ange:

It's an OK topic I hope.. Grandma Phyllis is REALLY EXCITED. I have heard these stories 100 million times though.. so let me know if I sound interested enough.
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Whooda:

Train shortage
  6:58pm
Listener Julian:

I love this show so much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Dead Air Gulch, because no one gets out of WFMU's Air alive!"...

Well that was a terrific level of anti-climatictivity! :)
Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!
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