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Options January 24, 2014: Lies Your Parents Told You

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  6:01pm P-90:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm Carmichael:

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm robyn:

aloha ladies. can't wait for the horrible stories to descend..

I don't like the theme song.

I LOVE the theme song!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Carmichael:

Is Michele wearing a Canadian tuxedo?
Avatar 6:03pm dale:

what is the theme song? sounds like maneater by hall and oates. i don't like it if it is.

Has Michele been through a crisis???
Avatar 6:03pm glenn:

welcome to weirdy talk, with your hosts foodbed and the other one.
Avatar 6:04pm Kurt Gottschalk:

wtf, you can't have michele give the best possible answer in the first three minutes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm robyn:

wow, frangry drinking like a homeless russian woman at a showing of the hunger games. i guess that's actually semi appropriate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I got a new sheet for my foodbed table this week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm Carmichael:

How does the Pierre Cardin look with the sideways ponytail?
  6:05pm Steve-O:

Hi Frangry & Michelle! First-time live listener here.....let's have some fun! =)
  6:05pm Jess:

When u grow up u can be whatever u want to be
  6:05pm WhatUpHotNerds:

What was Michele's answer? I missed the intro.

"The Thirsty Game"

Movie title of FRANGRY'S drinking life...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm robyn:

"we were just hugging"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"Those Brussels spouts are delicious."
Avatar 6:06pm glenn:

This Be The Verse
By Philip Larkin
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
  6:06pm chalmers:

"We love all of you children equally."
Avatar 6:06pm Detroit Mac:

This is for your own good.

The black banana tastes the best...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Carmichael:

"Your dad wasn't an informer, he was an *advisor*".
Avatar 6:07pm ottovonbqe:

what's the number again?
Avatar 6:07pm madman:

hey weirdos welcome to W_frangry_michele_u 91.1 shut up weido
  6:07pm Steve-O:

Here we go! =)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm Carmichael:

They said Spike was normal.
  6:08pm Jess:

My mom and dad was having sex, heard yelling, she said she stepped on a tack
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm robyn:

gotta excel somewhere.
Avatar 6:08pm madman:


As an exibit or feed Spike to the lion?
Avatar 6:08pm glenn:

wait... the bronx zoo thing wasn't a lie, it was a threat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Spike's parents' lie: "We love you, son."
  6:08pm Ellie:

Up until recently, I thought the rainbow was red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, and brown. This is how my mother taught me the rainbow, and she told me I wasn't looking hard enough when I complained that I saw it differently when I would see one in the sky. At 25, my bf told me the truth.
  6:08pm Other Claire:

An artist friend, Claire Siepser, made a book with this very concept - Lies Our Parents Told Us - coincidence? She also made 'Lies We Told Our Parents' and 'Lies We Tell Ourselves'

Avatar 6:09pm Kurt Gottschalk:

when i was a teenager i had a korean girlfriend whose mother used to tell her that she could kill her and bury her in the back yard and no one would know. truth.
  6:09pm Skirkie:

That I was handsome :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm robyn:

Oof. Frank.
  6:10pm P-90:

@Kurt ew!
Avatar 6:11pm dale:

they have chickens living in the house
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Carmichael:

We sent Scruffy to live on a farm with lots of other doggies.
  6:11pm WhatUpHotNerds:

So I have a really weird one. My parents told me that they moved to the state of New Jersey because it was the only state where you can choose want you want to do for a living.
  6:12pm P-90:

Rover went to live on a nice farm in the country
  6:12pm Steve-O:

@Kurt: Damn, that's creepy. Hope it was only a joke.....
  6:12pm WhatUpHotNerds:

For some reason states like Florida and stuff predetermined your jobs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Carmichael:

You owe me a beer, P-90.
  6:12pm P-90:

  6:13pm Skirkie:

That was just fishing for compliments. But they most definitely sent two pets to a farm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...honestly - it's more what they did *not* tell me - which was just about everything...
Totally off-topic: Republicans are gonna have a shorter Primary so they attack each other less. I am utterly heartbroken - it's like my favorite ComedyProgram being cancelled...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Carmichael:

We're getting to that time when someone will call in and ask what the topic is.
  6:14pm tonyb:

"we can't have a dog...your grandfather is allergic"
  6:14pm Cujo Beagle:

...I'm so misunderstood
  6:14pm WhatUpHotNerds:

I remember when my parents were driving me past some road construction and they said the "End Road Work" sign was an anti-road work sign.
Avatar 6:14pm glenn:

kurt's g.f.s mom sounds like the korean mom on the gilmore girls.
  6:15pm Fishbone:

Grandma's just sleeping.
Avatar 6:16pm dale:

with a name like mueller - who knew?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Carmichael:

"That's why we can't have nice things."
Avatar 6:16pm glenn:

sometimes i wish my parents HAD lied to me. they were brutally honest with all of us.
  6:17pm some other guy:

I think my parents were mostly liars of omission, those crafty fuckers.

Next Week:

Lies FRANGRY needs to tell her future child.

1. I've never stolen anything.
2. I've never done drugs.
3. I've never had extra-marital sex.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

xactly s.o.g. - if not from bad intent - then from incompetence...
Avatar 6:19pm madman:

@mister johnny happy 25th
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm Carmichael:

"We've left you a large trust fund."
  6:19pm P-90:

Andrew, that's going on your permanent record
Avatar 6:19pm dale:

that's an old joke - rodney dangerfield said it. the only lie is his
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm robyn:

he did make a story about being a furious masturbator sound pretty cute.
  6:20pm Rabbitroid:

"If all else fails, pee on her back."
  6:20pm i can do it till i need glasses:

  6:20pm giraffe-o:

Lies Frangry will tell her children : "Your dad is not Johnny Muller."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm robyn:

"I've never been peed upon. I wear panties. Your father's name is Mike McKenzie."
  6:21pm WhatUpHotNerds:

My parents would sometimes eat some of my food saying that they were testing it for poison.
Avatar 6:21pm dale:

that's a call for why o why
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...what about that guy in the midwest who was a sperm donor for a lesbian couple - & is getting sued for child support...that kid is gonna be told interesting things...
  6:23pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Another car one was that the eject button on the tape deck was an ejector button in case of an accident.
Avatar 6:23pm glenn:

oh yeah. my high school was between the catholic high school and the high school for the deaf. fun times.

Frangry Lies continued:

"The proper pronunciation is FILLAY MINYONG!!!"
  6:23pm P-90:

That'll be thrown out on appeal, Rev
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Carmichael:

@glenn: I went to the Catholic high school. Wish I was deaf ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

I rather hope so.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm robyn:

i remember being told coffee puts hair on your chest, which was extremely confusing, as a woman.
  6:24pm P-90:

I hope
Avatar 6:24pm alberto:

"we found you by the trash, we only took you in and fed you to shut you up."

i was told this seriously until i was about 5, then jokingly until this day.
Avatar 6:25pm Reeshard:

The cereal guy is soooo toasted.
Avatar 6:25pm Johnny Muller:

Wally is Tommy O'Shea's long lost twin
  6:25pm not my real name:

My mom said that I was a handsome young man...
  6:25pm WhatUpHotNerds:

What up!
Avatar 6:26pm glenn:

the deaf girls were way crazier than the catholic girls.
Avatar 6:26pm Johnny Muller:

@Madman Thanks!
  6:28pm beast:

As a young child, every time we went to visit our relatives in Texas my dad would tell me we were going to Disneyland.
  6:28pm drunken monkey:

I would totally toboggan Frangry and Foodbed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm robyn:

oh yeah that is a good one. i thought i was going to die if i swam after my ate. so i'd wait an hour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Skirkie:

I figure I'm old enough that all that knuckle cracking would've started affecting me by now.
Avatar 6:29pm Reeshard:

Tobogganing - Love it when the two of you learn about the activities of normal Americans.

FRANRY lies to her child continued:

That's not me on "I'm Worth It."
  6:29pm bogus bitch:

Swimming right after eating gives u embolism and Girls are innocent and will always respect you.
Avatar 6:31pm dale:

sitting too close to the tv will make you crosseyed.

FRangry, I've got a big Toboggan for you.
Avatar 6:31pm madman:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm robyn:

as one of the ..."select" community that listened to that show, i don't remember you guys really revealing anything too embarrasing. i DO remember frangry swearing like a sailor as if to spite the FCC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Carmichael:

Don't watch the food cook in the microwave.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- oh yeah - that generation of parents deffo lost the 'don't sit close to the screen' battle big time...
  6:33pm some other guy:

"experimental" marijuana?
  6:33pm giraffe-o:

Lies the TSA told me : "Take off you shoes." "No liquids or gels." "Turn off all electronic devices"
Avatar 6:33pm dale:


There's gotta be a time limit on shitty phone calls....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm robyn:

is this freaking sauna guy?!!
  6:35pm hot bar:

My dad told me tapioca in pudding was fish eyes.
Avatar 6:35pm dale:

that was a prank - YES - SAUNA GUY
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Skirkie:

Jesus f'n christ what an awful fucking story teller.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Carmichael:

My dad told me soy sauce was bug juice.
Avatar 6:35pm dale:

masturbating causes acne.
Avatar 6:36pm madman:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- that's funny hot bar - fun lies...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Carmichael:

His dad was 52, his mom was 12.
Avatar 6:36pm dale:

masturbating too close to the t.v. wil make you crosseyed. then blind.
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

...and give you acne.
  6:37pm hot bar:

He also said if you swallow gum it gets stuck in your pancreas. and you would have to eat charcoal to get it out. and he's a doctor.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Skirkie:

My mom said we would go to Disney World someday.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...not good for the TV either...
Avatar 6:37pm madman:

  6:37pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Here's another one. I remember when I was little I asked if I could try coffee (my parents normally didn't let me have any). I tried it/spit out out since it was so bitter. My parents said, when you get older it'll taste better. Nope, nope, nope. Still tastes like crap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm Skirkie:

Note: All cats are evil.
Avatar 6:39pm dale:

you're not THAT close rev rab...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm Carmichael:

"The way to cure your hangover is to get drunk."
Avatar 6:39pm madman:

  6:40pm bogus bitch:

U girls better get married soon. Especially Frangry, before you get fat and uglier. As soon as u have kids girls, you are going to inflate.

The fuckin' cat totally deserved it...
  6:40pm Chris:

Girls like men who make them laugh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm robyn:

let's bring nose piercings back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm ! I X Key !:

How much does Frangry weigh? I wonder what percent of Frangry is wine if Frangry drinks a bottle!
Avatar 6:41pm dale:

there's a god.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Carmichael:

Let's bring safety pins piercings back.
  6:41pm Marshall Stax:

They told me I was great & special. I'm not.

I'm fairly awful, and in a perfectly typical way.
Avatar 6:41pm madman:

  6:42pm hot bar:

Like a fine wine... better drank
  6:42pm WhatUpHotNerds:

  6:43pm Marshall Stax:

BBitch is dead wrong:

My wife has had 4 kids and she's skinnier than when she was 15. SO, since this was my personal experience, it is also therefore a universal truth,.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm robyn:

ahahaha. great pic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Carmichael:

Hey kid, go back and watch Jessie and the Rippers!
  6:43pm Chris:

Hey Robyn I'm Not Worth It was streamed not broadcast so they didn't have to abide by the FCC's dumb ass rules.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm robyn:

Kid caller. This girl's world is probably crumbling before her eyes.
  6:43pm bogus bitch:

Sorry Frangry, you hav Nicaraguan blood. Michelle might last longer because u r boricua.
Avatar 6:43pm Karl with a K:

did he say peaches or pizzas?
  6:44pm Danne D:

if Frangry is getting like a fine wine is Finewine getting like Frangry?
  6:44pm beast:

When our cat had a litter of kittens of of them died within the first day. My mom told me she had buried the kitten. Two years later one of her friends was digging around our freezer, looking for food during a holiday party at our house. He pulled out this ball of tin foil and unwrapped a little frozen kitten on our kitchen counter.

LuLu was FRANGRY'S child calling from the future...
Avatar 6:45pm Karl with a K:

@ beast WTF!
  6:45pm Barrie:

"Mum and dad are going to live apart for a little while."
I was 13 though, so I knew they were full of shit.
  6:45pm WhatUpHotNerds:

bogus bitch? http://cdn.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/face.jpg
  6:45pm Marshall Stax:

"I love you, little buddy!"

"Your daddy is hung!"
  6:46pm Danne D:

i made my mom cut the crusts off my bread for years bc i didn't want curly hair like my brother who had an afro when he was in high school
Avatar 6:46pm madman:

  6:47pm Danne D:

Lie: tastes like chicken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm robyn:

"Kale makes me poop!"

McKale's Navy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm Skirkie:

My parents told me the crust/curly hair thing. Also Curly was the name of the dog they sent to live a happy life on a farm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm Skirkie:

Curly once bit me on the nose and we kept him, but he takes a couple of pisses on my baby sister and boom: farm life for Curly.
  6:49pm Joe Intersection:

None, just omission
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Skirkie:

Is this that cereal guy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm robyn:

this show deserves an A just for getting ladies to call in. it's interesting which topics do that.
  6:50pm WhatUpHotNerds:

@Robin "Kale turned my poop green!"
  6:50pm beast:

@Karl : the ground was frozen and she forgot about it.
  6:50pm Marshall Stax:

Best. Caller. Ever.
  6:50pm Kevlicki:

Damnit! It's 6:50 and I just tuned in. I'm tabling the Neutral Milk Hotel show at BAM tonight and don't even know the topic
  6:51pm All Hail Kale!:

Best call. Uberlistworthy! So cheerful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm Carmichael:

Was he some freak shut-in dude?
  6:51pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Frangry is mad drunk. Michele is lookin' fly with her hair.

Rub some out until you need glasses!!!
Avatar 6:52pm madman:

  6:52pm giraffe-o:

Frangry is so excited by this topic, she can't wait til after the show to rub one out.
  6:52pm Joe Intersection:

The "pleasuring" is an old stand-up joke from years ago
  6:53pm WhatUpHotNerds:

@Frangry and @Michele you guys should do a livestream http://www.ustream.tv/get-started
Avatar 6:53pm Reeshard:

"Rub one out" X-Ray Burns used that expression when I sent him a pic of the girls from Petticoat Junction.
  6:53pm Steve-O:

Genealogy, huh?

Speaking of that.....I've gotten into that too, and you won't believe just who I'm related to.....For instance, did I ever tell anyone here that I'm related to the guy who Gerritsen Beach was named after, for starters? =)
  6:53pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Frangry is drunk...with laughter
  6:53pm giraffe-o:

Lies Ken told Frangry : "I'll call into Shut Up Weirdo this Friday!"
  6:54pm bogus bitch:

U guys r pretty funny. Hopefully you'll keep your sense of humor when u marry a jealous and cheating prick.
  6:54pm Andrew Brown:

my dad gold me! I never knew!!
  6:54pm Kevlicki:

  6:54pm Steve-O:

I'm also cousins to Jimmy Carter, Herb Hoover, and even Jimmie Rodgers, the old-time country star.....and that's just for starters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Carmichael:

Sorry for the delay. I was working it.
  6:55pm bogus bitch:

Everything I said before this was a lie.
  6:55pm Andrew Brown:

I apologize for my father's lies I believed him.
Avatar 6:55pm madman:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm Carmichael:

"This is the longest business trip ever!"
  6:56pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Aww man...
Avatar 6:57pm Frangry:

  6:57pm Kevlicki:

My parents told me they were my biological parents...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm robyn:

wtf? pork? what are you eating before bed?!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm Carmichael:

LSD before bedtime also causes nightmares.
  6:57pm WhatUpHotNerds:

"Have a good nightmare" would be a good sign off for a Halloween themed ep.

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Carmichael:

Pick the handyman dad!
  6:58pm WhatUpHotNerds:

Also wiki update, wikipedia people are still being dicks....
Avatar 6:58pm madman:

  6:58pm Steve-O:

Yeah, this was a great show today. Glad I tuned in.

See ya Frangry & Michelle! Have a wonderful weekend. =)
  6:58pm bogus bitch:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Carmichael:

  6:59pm Longfell0w:

I think you should always eat pork before bed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

..haha! - it's called 'ShutUp' & I don't listen (no lie)...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm robyn:

  6:59pm Steve-O:

Bye everybody. =)
Avatar 7:00pm madman:

Avatar 7:00pm madman:

Avatar 8:03pm TheRapperWithNoName:

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