Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 6, 2013 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting November 6, 2013: What You Invented First

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Arf.
Avatar 6:03pm
Nick the Bard:

Back on call screening tonight, so don't be jerks.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Woof
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Matt from Springfield:

PB & Us--I remember that one well!
Hey Ken & Andy & 7SDelayers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
amanda c:

welcome back nick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:

Since the Emergency Contact List was a bust for most of us, maybe this weekly email will fail a little less.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Never have Andy read any scripts ever agaom
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
PMD:

Yet ANOTHER name change?
  6:06pm
NT Clay:

Andy is an asshole on twitter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Mike East:

I saw WFMU retweeted Andy today.
  6:06pm
NT Clay:

Homophobic old man humor
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

is ken putting peanut butter in underpants? is it chunky peanut butter?
  6:09pm
NT Clay:

OK, that's a good programmer joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: It's one of the UCB shows - according to their description, it was more like swimming trunks or large boxers. Andy was receiving a Wheel of Fate punishment, to wear "peanut butter underwater" with Ken's dogs at his feet.
Avatar 6:10pm
Ange:

I am in the studio reading your comments... will try to represent!
Avatar 6:10pm
Ange:

So glad to have you back Nick the Bard!
Avatar 6:11pm
Ange:

Sign Up for Ken & Andy's New Weekly Email List with Jokes, Links, GIFs and Fatally Flawed Show Ideas! eepurl.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
davex:

But the Twitter account hasn't been verified. How do we know that they are really Andy's jokes?
Avatar 6:12pm
Dan B From Upstate:

#VerifyAndyBreckmanMan
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Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...listening to News but
- HaHa picture !!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ange you rock!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Mutant:

I tried signing up, but I was already singed up!
Avatar 6:14pm
Ange:

The fatal flaw with Uncle Andy Toys.... it looks like UNCLEAN TOYS when you write out the URL
  6:15pm
MrFab:

"I tried signing up, but I was already singed up! " - Me, too!
Avatar 6:15pm
Ange:

@mutant @mrfab (we secretly signed up a lot of our frequent commenters up already)
Avatar 6:16pm
Zach Friend:

Andy should read some of the tweets people have sent him
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Mutant:

Aha! That's OK with me.
Avatar 6:17pm
Nick the Bard:

"The word banister is also often used erroneously to refer to the handrail of a stairway."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
amanda c:

wait, i can't tell if andy is being sincere or sarcastic- someone start googling the history of banisters!
  6:17pm
Robert:

I had the reverse happen to me. My US pat. 5,336,446 expired and then the new owners of Calgon toiletries used the formula for their bubble bath.
Avatar 6:20pm
Nick the Bard:

the hell, I asked a caller his name, and he hung up O_o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Ange: Forget the NSA--there's your FMU scandal!
Of course, we already insist that you sign us up for stuff anyway, so that's a moot point...
Avatar 6:20pm
Snortley:

The Walkman was introduced by the Japanese firm Sony, but they did it mostly with technology developed by NASA for spacecraft electronics.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
cklequ:

That may have been me. Far too personal a question to ask a stranger...
Avatar 6:22pm
Nick the Bard:

feh, just make up a name and city you're in so Ken can keep track of what caller is on what line and make it easier when you're on the air
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

i had an idea to cut barbecue time in half by doubling the speed of the rotisserie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

i also invented the Danceman, Jogman, Saunterman and Galavantman
Avatar 6:25pm
Nick the Bard:

I invented the sun.
  6:25pm
Robert:

Ken was afraid even to use a sample of my bath foam on his kids, and companies like Calgon didn't offer to license it while it was in force, but within a year after it was out of my hands, their new owners were using it. See that, Ken? Calgon wasn't afraid to use it ONCE THEY NO LONGER HAD TO PAY FOR IT!
Avatar 6:27pm
Dr. Goot:

Is there any weight to the rumor that Andy patented the Pittsburgh Platter?
Avatar 6:28pm
Ange:

oh no why did i google that
  6:28pm
Robert:

Is a Pitt. Platter a cross between the Pluto Platter and the pu-pu platter?
Avatar 6:29pm
Ange:

Who else should Andy war with on Twitter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

michael j. fox...
Avatar 6:31pm
Nick the Bard:

The lesson here - have a ton of money on hand at all times.
Avatar 6:31pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Jon Wurster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

...or anyone else handicapped
Avatar 6:32pm
Nick the Bard:

AS far as I know, Toy Fair is press only, not open to the public.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

ooh, andy -prepare to be shaken down by the electrical workers union. you can't plug in an extension cord there yourself.
  6:35pm
MrFab:

Nick's right. Andy's an elitist! "Registration is open to the trade only; Toy Fair is not open to the public." (So says:
http://www2.toyassociation.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=TF_Show_Information2)
Avatar 6:36pm
Ange:

INFO FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW: Doors open at 8. Show starts at 8:30. The Underground Comedy Club at Room 84, 84 Washington St. Admission is free, but there is a 2 drink minimum.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
cklequ:

s23.a2zinc.net...

I can't find booth 4869B on this map. But Uncle Andy will really be there...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
davex:

Doesn't WFMU get press credentials?
Avatar 6:41pm
Niko:

How about Chucky Woolery, to continue Scharpling's feud?
Avatar 6:42pm
Nick the Bard:

Andy should let me go with him to Toy Fair, it's like my show here is all about toys :/
  6:44pm
ADL:

You know, twenty three years ago I thought of having a radio show with Andy Breckman. I even built a crude prototype of him out of burlap sacks.
Avatar 6:45pm
DJ Niko:

Jill St. John was on the cover of the March 1960 issue: lauramcphee.tumblr.com...
  6:48pm
conrad:

I bet a lot of dead people have someone doing twitter for 'em. How 'bout a feud with Clark Gable?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Niko: I second Chuck Woolery!! :)
Avatar 6:51pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Or... or... his grandson, Clark Gable III. twitter.com...
Avatar 6:51pm
Jeff:

I won't even bother to call in with this one, because it's too geeky.

But I invented object-oriented programming!

It seemed really messy to me when building a largeish system that some data structures would be getting tweaked by a bunch of functions throughout the system - and the more things that were twiddling the data directly, the more chance there was that something would corrupt the data, and the harder it would be to change the way things were being stored, if a different internal structure made more sense later.

I decided there should be a piece of code which owned the data, and which all the other code would have to ask to make changes or to look things up. That's basically object-oriented programming, and I wrote the code for the project I was working on that way.

Of course, a few years later, I found out that object-oriented programming already existed, and had a name, and had been defined much more formally than I ever did. But anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

Butter: It's on a roll.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Dan B: "Cheaters". Classy.
  6:53pm
djelrock:

You guys are so freaking rude :(
Avatar 6:54pm
Dan B From Upstate:

That show is nothing but class.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

i thought of a restaurant chain where you order hot soup and they rollerskate it out to you
  6:54pm
djelrock:

I'm sure you just lost that listener n possible contributor.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
davex:

I had the idea for having ideas about stuff.
  6:56pm
conrad:

How about Errol Flyyn?
https://twitter.com/errolflynnlives
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

andy needs to spar on twitter with old ladies or little children
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Suggest that idea to Waiter Grover, sounds like a concept he would use for a restaurant. Steaming bowls of soup all over Fat Blue muppet.
Avatar 6:58pm
madman:

hello Michele I hope you heard this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

Look forward to receiving your e-mailings! They'd BETTER be worth it!!! ;)

Have a good night, everyone!
  7:04pm
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