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Options April 26, 2013: Fire Starters

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Avatar 6:01pm Danne D:

Hi Frangry :) <3333
Hi Foodbed :) <333
Hi Weirdos :)
Avatar 6:01pm Frangry:

Avatar 6:02pm glenn:

hola chicas. i don't know how to say weirdos con espanol.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Carmichael:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm robyn:

is michele healed?

Let's get this fire started!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm G:

Show prep loop in full force
Avatar 6:03pm Danne D:

Poor Foodbed 8( Still sick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm G:

No Betty Boop voice? :p
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm robyn:

this banter reminds me of when andy was on the show.

It's a TANK-top - not a tank-TOP!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm robyn:

5 minutes of pure cohost bile.
Avatar 6:04pm Danne D:

SUW formula:

Frangry says gross thing.

Michele says something about what Frangry says.

Frangry says "ew!"

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm G:

boob sweat. the woman has such broadcasting instincts. howard stern is monitoring this for hints.
Avatar 6:05pm Kurt Gottschalk:

i can't believe you make me leave the room and call but ok, when i was a kid me and my friend would light pocket combs on fire and make huge flaming bombs as it melted that would attack our superhero action figures. maybe not the most pyro-y but it was super cool.
Avatar 6:05pm Danne D:

I bet the callers are wondering what the statute of limitations on fire crimes.
  6:05pm Shamus:

Can you tell us what the fight is about?

FRANGRY should bottle her cleavage sweat and sell it on ebay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm fleep:

I smell pledge premium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Carmichael:

Underwater guy has NO fire stories.
  Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Glenn M:

hey gurls
  6:07pm Fancypants:

I put fire to a candle...
  6:07pm Uncle Flowed:

Avatar 6:07pm Danne D:

Wonder if Tommy O'Burn will call in tonight
  6:08pm Fancypants:

I burned some summer -- i burned my feet...
Avatar 6:08pm Danne D:

My nephew is actually going to college to be an arson investigator

I bet SPIKE has been indited for arson.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm steve:

i tried to smoke a slim jim like a cigarette.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Carmichael:

The kid-approved fire product is AquaNet.
  6:08pm Bart:

I burned my lips trying to blow up a car (not with a bomb.. from the tail pipe... )

Didn't FRANGRY burn her nose at the beach last summer?
  6:09pm Fancypants:

Clothes burning now.
  6:09pm neil:

why don't we get Station Mgr. Ken to call in and debunk the lawn burning mystery?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm fleep:

Zoomies. You take a filmy plastic bag and knot it up over and over until it's in a tight wad. Put a bucket of water on the floor. Attach a coat hanger to a ceiling fixture, put the knotted bag on the hook, and light the bottom.
Avatar 6:09pm Frangry:

Mister Johnny: Every summer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm robyn:

i have to say i am completely terrified of fire. i love my e cigarette in part because i can fall asleep smoking or drop my cigarette and never have to worry about anything ever again.
  6:09pm Fancypants:

I pour water on burning closet...
Avatar 6:10pm Frangry:

Station Manager Ken is out of town, not sure he will call
  6:10pm Adam:

Burn baby burn!!!!
  6:10pm Spike:

@Mister Johnny: I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Carmichael:

This guy lights his farts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm fleep:

The melted drops of bag plastic make a high pitched zipping noise as they hit the bucket. It's trippy.
  6:11pm kellie:

I got kicked out of girl scouts for setting the troop leaders clothes line of fire with a burnt marshmallow (can't say it was a total accident)!
  6:11pm Chris:

Two of my friends and I nearly set fire to a forest by using a dead tree to launch bottle rockets.
  6:11pm Fancypants:

In the bible, there is a lot of people making fires and putting different living creatures into the flames.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When I was in my teens, my dad had an idea to fill a balloon with acetylene (a flammable gas). To dispose of it, he put a lit match or a cigarette by it and burned his arm pretty badly. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
  6:12pm Fancypants:

@ Kellie. You sound like a fun girl scout!
Avatar 6:12pm Danne D:

@Fancypants fire was still new back thing - it was the "in" thing to burn stuff like bushes and stuff
  6:12pm Frangella:

Frangry, Your boobs have gone up 1 size - from what to what?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm robyn:

"be careful though - there's no scientific evidence whatsoever"
  6:12pm Fancypants:

@ Ken. You are TOO funny...

Baby Burned Alive: Chile Arrests 4 Accused Of Killing Child For Being 'Antichrist' In Ritual Sacrifice
  6:13pm Nick C:

I burned Frangry's bra!
Avatar 6:14pm Frangry:

And my panties!
  6:14pm Fancypants:

My drunk mother almost killed herself falling a sleep with a candle on the bedside.

Thumbs down on burning children alive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm G:

My father and his two brothers burned a wood down near Atlanta when they were kids in the 40s. The oldest brother (not my dad) started lighting matches and throwing them behind him as he walked, and after awhile his brothers said they weren't going to chase them and put them out any more. He kept tossing them. Once one caught, it was immediately too big to put out. They never got caught for it, but told the story decades later after their parents had died.
  6:15pm Fancypants:

Jeezuz caller. get on with it...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Skirkie:

Rehearse your story with friends beforehand, folks. There's a lot that could have been left out of this one.
Avatar 6:15pm Danne D:

Trying to call - real would rather do the story as a comment but comment people never win lately :(
  6:16pm Francis:

Frangry, What panties?
Avatar 6:16pm Danne D:

Yo, Skirkie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park:

In college, a friend of mine burned down the trailer house where he lived. I think he was smoking in bed. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
Avatar 6:16pm glenn:

were you shitting bricks?
  6:16pm Jess:

A candle fell on my ear when I was 1 my whole ear was on fire, does that count?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm G:

Friends aren't going to give someone judgment, Skirkie :p
  6:17pm Fancypants:

@ G: God story. Thanks!
Avatar 6:17pm Danne D:

Why did Michele have a 30th birthday party? Is she doing her birthdays in advance now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm Skirkie:

Rehearse it with enemies then.
  6:17pm Fancypants:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm G:

Judgment about what to say. People either got it or they dont. The Miles Standish method normally cant work or doesnt work :)
Avatar 6:18pm glenn:

oh my god. don't pour water on a waxy fire. use salt ot baking soda.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm fleep:

It's burning things that shouldn't be burned. As always, point missed. How about: playing with a Gilbert chemistry set in the basement and setting a knotty pine desk on fire.

I love when women get their hair caught on fire, but they don't realize it until someone tells them.
  6:18pm Fancypants:

Do you gals play music? Lets have a party. Lets hear Bruce: Fire!!
  6:19pm JoJo:

Just get the fight over with and make out for 15 seconds.
Avatar 6:19pm glenn:

i don't see anything about michelle's nipples.
  6:20pm Fancypants:

You gals are soooooo stupeeeed... But thats the whole point, right!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Carmichael:

Danne's tryin' to get laid ....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm Skirkie:

Mercury expands when heated and it probably ran out of room to expand in.
Avatar 6:21pm Danne D:

Eh, Carmichael?
  6:21pm Fancypants:

  6:21pm Clay Pigeon:

i set our neighbors yard On fire with a magnifying glass when I was 7. Luckily it extinguished itself but not before blackening a good sized parch of turf.
Avatar 6:21pm Danne D:

So Skirkie did my call meet your approval?
Avatar 6:22pm Danne D:

7-year old Clay Pigeon must've been a badass
Avatar 6:22pm glenn:

clay, you gotta guest with frangry and michelle sometime.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm robyn:

Frangry apparently didn't scratch that exhibitionist itch during the marathon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm Skirkie:

I didn't DISapprove.
Avatar 6:23pm Danne D:

@Skirkie I'm counting it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm fleep:

Yet another premium idea
  6:23pm Fancypants:

Hey CLAY! I'm Willams brother. From Denmark. We are great fans of your stories. And I am a poet with lots of books behind me. I know what it is about. And you have a gift, man!!
Avatar 6:23pm Danne D:

Um, so Skirkie are you gonna call and show us how it's done?
  Swag For Life Member 6:23pm Ralphine:

We used to set our yard on fire every other year to get rid of thatch.
  6:24pm Maggie:

Would Michele even know how to MOTORBOAT?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm fleep:

Intentional fire. Denied.
  6:24pm Fancypants:

I like everybody's stories. But I would like to hear someone just say the word FIRE.
  6:25pm Jeff Ross:

I have a show on Comedy Central called The Burn. You should watch it.

They weather has been so nice...

Has anyone tried to look up your skirt on the subway stairs yet , FRANGRY?

It's a sure sign that summer is coming...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Carmichael:

With your above remark re: Michele's youthful appearance. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Skirkie:

I don't have a story. And would of course wuss out if I did.
Avatar 6:25pm Danne D:

I shoulda made the motorboat sound at the end of my call. Opportunity missed.
Avatar 6:26pm Frangry:

Mister Johnny: I'm still wearing tights. Nothing to see.
Avatar 6:26pm Danne D:

@Carmichael oh, well it's true :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm G:

some people have a tights fetish. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
  6:26pm Fancypants:

I am a girl. My hair is on fire.

Nothing? I beg to differ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Skirkie:

I do tend to put matches out in my mouth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm robyn:

this would be more fun if he added in that he can't have sex now without setting someone on fire.
  6:27pm Tomas:

Ladies - Has anyone ever set your hair on fire?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm robyn:

where are those people at
Avatar 6:27pm Danne D:

Next Week on Shut Up Weirdo: Saliva Stories
Avatar 6:27pm Danne D:

Damn I didn't make the list 8(
  6:27pm Fancypants:

Once it was the goat who put fire to Jesus.
Avatar 6:28pm glenn:

i burned my lip doing hot knives on a boat. does that count?
Avatar 6:28pm Danne D:

"It's like home-made napalm, it's great!"

This should be a testimonial on the next SUW premium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Skirkie:

Bring Mr. Muller to a meetup.
Avatar 6:30pm Danne D:

I'd have to call in as Dadde D for that episode

You know what's better to burn than Lysol???

Pledge Furniture Polish! It creates a huge scary fireball!!!
Avatar 6:30pm Danne D:

Happy Birthday Michele's dad :)
  6:31pm Andrew B:

pretty sure my dad would call and set a new standard for weirdos.
  Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Ralphine:

I set a lady's hair on fire with a candle at church when I was a kid.
Avatar 6:31pm Danne D:

Flaming eyeball = winning story
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm robyn:

i told my parents i called in once. "proud" is not exactly the word I would use to describe their reaction.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Carmichael:

AquaNet! AquaNet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm Skirkie:

Oh snap. I had a second degree burn on my arm 2 or 3 years ago and I was very disappointed in the lack of badass scar.
Avatar 6:32pm Danne D:

@Skirkie you should call in with that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Skirkie:

Well, it wasn't fire. It was a hot muffler.
Avatar 6:33pm Danne D:

As Clay would note, a young Carl Palmer played drums on "Fire" by Crazy World of Arthur Brown
  6:33pm Jonathan:

Frangry, Pee on the air for the ratings.
  6:33pm Adam:

why are most of your listeners OLD guys???
Avatar 6:34pm warhamster:

I don't believe for a minute that your dads are older than my dad.
Avatar 6:34pm Danne D:

@Skirkie you gotta hit me up for a Bears game sometime
  6:34pm Tomas:

Michele, How much did you pay for the show?
  Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Ralphine:

Carl Palmer of Carl Palmer's ELP Legacy?
Avatar 6:34pm Danne D:

@warhamster Michele's dad probably robbed the cradle
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Spike is probably out burning something right now in hopes of coming up with a story for tonight.
Avatar 6:35pm Danne D:

@Ralphine Yup. The Same. He's the guy behind the mask in the video.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Skirkie:

Season don't start for a month, Danne. I'll text at you.
Avatar 6:35pm Frangry:

@Adam: because we are young ladies?
Avatar 6:35pm Danne D:

Avatar 6:35pm warhamster:

Nice work, Michelle's dad.
Avatar 6:35pm Danne D:

  6:35pm Denise:

Michele, Do you look like your Dad?
  6:35pm Andrew B:

thankfully I'm not the only one who thought gasoline was a catalyst for fun in their youth

Sir Francis Drake's Cakes...
Avatar 6:37pm warhamster:

Michelle is the moralist of the show.
  6:38pm Fancypants:

Set fire to something in the studio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm robyn:

robert in seattle!! i miss you!!
  6:39pm Fancypants:

This HAIR-story rocks!
  6:39pm Fancypants:

YES YES YES. Robert is the winner. Stop the show. Play music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Julie:

Francie-pants? Is that your new name, Frangry?
  6:40pm Clay Pigeon:

Slurring intensifying.
Avatar 6:40pm ottovonbqe:

It's been a long time since I had the itch to watch something burn....
  6:41pm Shamus:

Sounds like Michele loves the BAD BOYS.
  6:41pm Fancypants:

Frangry and Michele ... are you comfortable? Are you sitiing in comfy chairs? If you do, set fire to this furniture.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm robyn:

you guys are the weirdos tonight.

Anyone have a story from "BURNING MAN?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Skirkie:

"Better then this?" This is amazing.

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Skirkie:

For what it's worth I don't remember anything you said.
  6:44pm Shamus:

BOOBS and LOINS - we love you Frangry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm steve:

this guy is classy

Avatar 6:45pm Danne D:

I think this guy's burnin' a blunt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Talk about a made-up story. Hoo boy.
  6:46pm True story:

WWII in the South Pacific my friends father was a lieutenant aboard a naval ship where they had intense intervals of boredom a la Mr Roberts.

An island they were stationed near had a population of little dogs that the sailors brought aboard ship and for kicks they painted different colors.

One day, nightmare of nightmares, they were told that General Douglas MacArthur would be coming aboard and would require an inspection.

Lots of scrambling and freakouts followed as they tried to figure a way of cleaning up the dogs. They settled on turpentine. The dogs did not respond well and ran around and the sailors scrambled to corral them.

Inevitably one of them got a little to close to a heat source and all hell broke loose.

Sorry in advance to the PETA people.
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Skirkie:

Yeah man, fuck The Road. Burn it.
Avatar 6:46pm Danne D:

Avatar 6:47pm Danne D:

:( True Story poor doggies
  6:47pm Toto:

Why no talk about Michele's boobs tonight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm G:

Michele's boobs are struck dumb admiring F's upsized PMS water-retention boobs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm robyn:

wait. please tell us the make and model of michele's phone.
  6:49pm Toto:

Then talk about your butt Michele. It's only fair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Skirkie:

I "wear" a beard. It's like that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm robyn:

damn. that sounds like an amazing phone. i guess you could use the wings to attach it to your head when you drive.
Avatar 6:51pm Frangry:

see the boys at frangry.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm robyn:

don't feel bad michele i had a flip phone as of 2 months ago.

Have you guys heard this phrase "CUNT PUNT"?

Is this a new phrase?
  6:52pm Advice Guy:

Don't get mad, get even.
Avatar 6:52pm Frangry:

i love you robyn
Avatar 6:52pm TheMarmot:

Shake em!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm robyn:

oh i love YOU frangry.
  6:53pm Shamus:

"The boys" - Are you sure it isn't a water bra?

My parents died in a mysterious fire.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Idea for a topic - People call in, describe their cell phone make & model, and then the hosts critique the phone.
Avatar 6:55pm Danne D:

First mention of the word blunderbuss*

*-in the post-Andy era
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm Skirkie:

Michele try hitting the home button and the power button simultaneously, if you have those things.
  6:55pm Fancypants:

@ Ken: I think that is just the right idea for this show...
Avatar 6:55pm glenn:

wow frangry. them is some bodacious tatas.
  6:55pm Fancypants:

Is this program a kind of avantgarde?
  6:56pm Jordan:

@Robyn - we're all in love with you!
Avatar 6:56pm TheMarmot:

more like savant - tard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm G:

@Mister Johnny: Cunt Punt is from a famous sorority email that's been going around the internet. Google it.
Avatar 6:57pm Danne D:

This guy sounds burned out
  6:57pm Missed Opportunity:

Michele should have pinned a wireless mike onto Frangry's shirt tails as she left the room.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm robyn:

@Jordan <3 I feel the love or is it hormones tonight
  6:58pm Smoky:

My friend burnt the nachos and the fire department had to come, and they laughed at her!
Avatar 6:58pm Danne D:

@Mister Johnny you need to see the Michael Shannon reading of the sorority letter

Frangry burns through the lame callers...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm Skirkie:

O'Shea has gotta stop calling at 6:58
  6:58pm Jordan:

@Robyn - A little of both tonight.
  6:58pm True story:

Time for a Tommy Ban
Avatar 6:59pm Danne D:

Have a good one weirdos :)
Bye Frangry :) <3333
Bye FoodBed :) <333
Avatar 6:59pm Billy Jam:

Tommy had me at "blunt" :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm robyn:

billy jam wins!
Avatar 6:59pm Danne D:

can't wait until Michele legally changes her name to Foodbed :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm G:

re cunt punt, here's a dramatic reading of the email. the original written email is at the bottom
  6:59pm Tom:

Frangry - Tape those babies down for the w/e.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm G:

  7:00pm Robert i nSeattle:

Where do I see the T-shirt preferences?

How about a picture of the FOOD-BED-BUTT!

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