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Options August 19, 2011: Who's A Dick

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  6:01pm hamburger:

hello dicks! WEIRDOS!
  6:01pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

This should be interesting.

Hello Ladies!
  6:02pm FRANGRY:

Hi Weirdos
  6:02pm TubaRuba:


Are the mikes in MONO?
  6:02pm stinkbug:

  6:02pm G:

Andy's a Dick. Wow, I've been waiting to say that for a couple of years now.
  6:02pm Johnny Muller:

  6:02pm Airdoor:

hello all!
  6:02pm DEED:

  6:02pm TubaRuba:

Michelle seems like an alright chap... so far

Who is she? This Michele???
  6:03pm TubaRuba:

Hi Airdoor, welcome back!
  6:03pm Beatles:

Ma belle

Like Mike Mackenzie?
  6:04pm Airdoor:

thanks! hoping this weeks show is better than last weeks :)
  6:04pm Danne D:

Hi Weirdos :)
Hey TubaRuba is here :)
  6:04pm Beatles:

Everyone on the Tom board hates Spike too. SPIKE IS A DICK

Is Andy Cohen a dick?
  6:05pm G:

Frangry should dish on all the stuff about Andy she won't say when he's right there.

Tell Spike to "go fist yourself!"
  6:06pm Danne D:

Hi whoever Michelle is (I just got here)
Hi Frangry :) <333
  6:06pm dodo:

god created dicks so he/she/it is therefore a dick
  6:06pm G:

Danne likes ASCII ice cream cones.
  6:06pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I wouldn't say that Andy is a dick. He does have other interesting attributes.
  6:07pm Jared:

What about duache nozzles?

Dick vs. Douche-bag

The eternal conundrum!
  6:07pm jtm:

Ooh I LIKE Michelle and Frangry together! This rocks.
  6:07pm Danne D:

More like Ass-key ice cream cones, G :)
That's in honor of Frangry's um ampleness
  6:08pm G:

3 = tetas, got it
  6:08pm DEED:

my brother in law is a prick but not a dick
  6:08pm Jared:

opps - douche nozzle
  6:08pm Spike:

@BEATLES: I going to cut your's off.

Andy Cohen is an Aspberger.
  6:09pm Gary:

"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
  6:09pm John Lennon:

All we are saying, is Spike is a Dick.
  6:09pm g:

Rick Perry, anyone one at Fox News, Donald Trump.
  6:09pm TubaRuba:

"Are you taking celebrity dicks?"
Is that what Steve Buschemi asked Frango on the subway?
  6:09pm Danne D:

Yay :) That's me :)
  6:10pm ?:

Andy B. is a dick, haha!
  6:10pm Danne D:

"I'm just like sexy...and gross" - that should be on next year's calendar as a quote of the month.
  6:10pm g:

Anyone on their cellphone on line in front of me.

FRANGRY wears a prosthetic dick, right?

Does that make her a fake dick?
  6:11pm John Lennon:

"My kid is [ = used to be] an honors student at I.S. Buttfuck"
  6:11pm TubaRuba:

Where's McCabe been lately?
  6:11pm Danne D:

I had other dick examples, but I didn't wanna hog up all the air time.
  6:12pm Danne D:

I have to say that I'm well pleased that Frangry knew it was me on the phone :)
  6:12pm John Lennon:

Paul is a dick.
  6:12pm Weave Ho:

People who whine about dicks are a bunch of pussies.
  6:12pm Obviously:

Frangry just borrows dicks for a little while when she feels the need for one.
  6:12pm TubaRuba:

I dig Michelle's attitude. Very refreshing from the usual panic and despair
  6:12pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Not as much drinking tonight, huh?
  6:12pm dale:

all the men are masturbating listening to two women. all the women just hate them.

Ringo is a dick.
  6:12pm Danne D:

lol TubaRuba :) so is this the night you finally call?
  6:13pm alberto:

Andrew "Dice" Clay

Yeah, where is JOHN MCCABE?

Is he okay?
  6:13pm Danne D:


People who bring their Effin Kids to Starbucks and buy them a frap at 11:30 at night. I mean WTF?
  6:13pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - nah, I'm as bored with the topic as I usually am ;)
  6:14pm josh:

birthday party clowns are dicks

Vice Principals are DICKS!
  6:14pm Danne D:

Dang :( There needs to be a Tuba Ruba call.
  6:14pm A Dick Comment:

We have the ",." in the show title, left over from last week
  6:14pm g:

Religious zealots are hypocritical dicks.
  6:14pm seang:

I like girls who hate babies
  6:15pm Danne D:

Frangry if the phones die can I call with one more Dick story?


  6:15pm Danne D:

Otherwise I'll post it here, but it's a good one.
  6:15pm g:

Overly happy people are dicks.
  6:15pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

People who say "It is what it is".
  6:15pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - the one time I thought about calling was to get off a zinger making fun of Andy, and I'm sort of glad I didn't call and just chuckled to myself instead
  6:15pm Danne D:

Hiya Mister Johnny
  6:16pm alberto:

Dick Cheney
  6:16pm Danne D:

This caller is a dick. He wants all the rich dicks to have all the money.
  6:16pm A Dick Comment:

Nothing more useless than a do-nothing dick.

Is Michelle Obama a dick or a C-WORD?
  6:16pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

Wow this Obama guy is dumb.
  6:16pm g:

Racist tea party callers are dicks.
  6:16pm seang:

people who say "and stuff" are dicks
  6:16pm Eric:

guys that wear ball caps backwards are dicks
  6:17pm Chuck E. Cheese:

@Eric: Hata.
  6:17pm Hot Doug:

All this talk about "dick" is making me HUNGRYYY!

People who don't turn down their radio when they call a radio show are DICKS!!!!
  6:18pm Danne D:

Surprised that the creep factor has been pretty low considering there are two lovely ladies on the radio right now.
  6:18pm hubba:

wouldn't that make them tiny dicks?
  6:18pm Orlando:

Is there such a thing as a penis allery?

People who don't tip 20% are DICKS!!!!
  6:18pm g:

Litters, spitters, junk tuggers, guys with metal testicles hanging off the back of their pickups...
  6:18pm alberto:

Frank Sinatra
  6:19pm rockafire explosion:

chuck e. cheese is a dick
  6:19pm Hint:

Callers who say "yez" for "you" are dickerrific.
  6:19pm hubba:

yeah, if some guy is coming on my girlfriend... he's using his dick
  6:19pm Danne D:

You know who was dick - Magilla Gorilla. Seriously. And so was Yogi Bear.
  6:20pm Hint:

hubba sounds like he likes that.
  6:20pm Danne D:

How the hell is he not a porn star with a name like Nick Cannon?
  6:20pm Johnny Muller:

people that air guitar, crossing guards, mall security, old people, evangelists
  6:20pm g:

Guys that make girls nervous are dicks.
  6:20pm ?:

Dick Cannon?
  6:21pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - wasn't Magilla always helping people out?
  6:21pm Orlando:

Those two dudes should have a dick fight?
  6:21pm Danne D:

I might have to listen back through the archive and count how many times the word dick gets said on tonight's show.
  6:21pm hubba:

Levar Burton is a dick
  6:21pm Jo - jo:

Guys that wear sunglasses on the back of their heads are dicks.
  6:21pm Danne D:

He always was giving Mr. Peebles a heart attack.
  6:21pm Hint:

"Are you married?" So subtle!
  6:22pm hubba:

Willy Wonka is a dick

Good point, Danne D!

Which cartoon characters are DICKS?

That dark haired girl from Archie comics - she was a total DICK!
  6:22pm g:

Guys with sweaters tied around their shoulders.

Like a horse?
  6:23pm hubba:

Lucy from Peanuts is a dick
  6:23pm TubaRuba:

@hubba - he gave away his factory!
  6:23pm Danne D:

I feel like I'm missing the prime example of the dick cartoon character.

Marmaduke is a fucking dick though, that's for sure.
  6:23pm Richard D. Dick:

Dicks are actually pretty awesome. Three words: semen displacement theory. Woo hoo!

  6:24pm Danne D:

TubaRuba could be a good lawyer for those accused of being dicks.

Barney Frank is a DICK.
  6:24pm hubba:

My sister’s unborn child is a dick
  6:24pm Danne D:

Oddly enough, though, there's Dick Dastardly, who was just misunderstood. Not a Dick.
  6:24pm Episode Title:

"Whining Haterz on Parade!"
  6:25pm Danne D:

58 guys yelling dick into the phone isn't fun?
  6:25pm tinkle bear:

people who call the cops, period.
  6:25pm New Topic:

So who's a pussy?
  6:25pm hubba:

Is that Christopher Walken?
  6:25pm Danne D:

See when it turns into vendetta radio that's not good.

Worst impression EVAH!
  6:26pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - haha

Fake Christopher Walken! My fav caller since that guy stopped pickeling his brother
  6:26pm Episode Title:

That's Christopher Walkin' Wounded
  6:26pm hubba:

totally Walken...
  6:26pm Orlando:

People who put others down are dicks.
  6:26pm Weave Ho:

@ Danne D I feel like I need to file a police report with all this unwanted dick in my ears.
  6:26pm Fred:

I work with a woman who has a fake English accent. She's from Iowa and is a dick

Switch topics, Frangry.

Talk about how ANDY COHEN drives you crazy!
  6:27pm Orlando:

I want a t-shirt to put on my dick.
  6:27pm DEED:

Big SUV driver's are DICKS
  6:27pm Episode Title:

What Mister Johnny said. Here's your CHANCE, Frangry!
  6:27pm I love pizza too:

Cab drivers who won't open up their doors until you tell them where you're going are dicks. (uh oh, I finish people sentences but not wrong... and I'm a back seat driver...according to that guy, I'm a dick) Anyway, cats who knock over plants are big dicks too.
  6:27pm TubaRuba:

@Fred - did she have a British nanny?
  6:28pm hubba:

Gary Coleman was such a big dick
  6:28pm Danne D:

Okay, I won't call. Here's the story I had.
Back when I worked at the insurance company my boss was going over something with me. This maintenance guy came into the small conference room we were in and was changing a light bulb. After about 2 minutes, my boss went back to his office and the maintenance guy turns to me and says to me "What a dick!"

Pretty impressive that he figured out my (then) boss so quickly.
  6:28pm alberto:

  6:29pm Danne D:

Back to cartoon characters.

Bugs Bunny: Total effin' Dick.
  6:29pm ?:

I think that caller drives a SUV, thats why people stare at him
  6:29pm hubba:

People from New York are dicks!
  6:29pm Danne D:

Hey Frangry so if this topic keeps flaming out will there be Flirt with Frangry AND Michelle?

Lady GaGa is a DICK!
  6:29pm hubba:

like how you're ruining this show...
  6:30pm Danne D:

The Fonz on Happy Days was kinda a dick.
  6:30pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - Bugs is definitely the archetypal cartoon dick


Elmer Fudd is a total DICK!
  6:31pm g:

Low tippers, loud talkers, people pushing double strollers...
  6:31pm Danne D:

Elmer Fudd was just trying to feed all his little Fuddruckers man.
  6:31pm alberto:

Andy Breckman
  6:31pm TubaRuba:

"This is where we take a break and talk about how we're feeling"

*Now* it's a chick show

Did FRANGRY drink before the show?
  6:31pm We Want:

A Catfight
  6:31pm ?:

Andy Breckman, yeah. he's a dick
  6:32pm g:

Poor people don't have TVs.
  6:32pm hubba:

homeless people are dicks!
  6:32pm Danne D:

Frangry, I officially promise I will review this show and count how many times the words dick, dicks, and dickish get said.
  6:32pm hubba:

yeah, people that have to eat their own feces to subsist are dicks!
  6:33pm So...:

Andy's at the bitch, and the bitches are at the show.
  6:33pm Danne D:

I gotta admit that I just plugged in my headphones so the cleaning people don't heard the word dick continuously spouting from my radio.
  6:33pm TubaRuba:

This Andy-hater is a dick

Will FRANGRY and MICHELLE slow dance at the end of the show?
  6:33pm Danne D:

It is a good time to note that NONE of these call in shows on WFMU feature female co-hosts right now.
  6:33pm Danne D:

But kicking out Andy from the show would be a Dick Move.
  6:34pm Listener Dave from Seattle:

I think the getting along part is the problem
  6:34pm TubaRuba:

Michelle is delightfully cynical, but I'm still wary of whatever that vampire thing was she mentioned
  6:34pm Danne D:

Surprised nobody has called up saying Hellooooooooooooo Ladies
  6:34pm josh:

what's that little platform with wheels that people ride around on? those people are dicks
  6:35pm ?:

I'm waiting for a caller, who says "Hi. I'm a dick. Bye."
  6:35pm Danne D:

Michelle Catch Phrase = "Not Cool Bro"

No, the Christopher Walken guy is a

  6:35pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - Are there any other talk shows besides 7SD, SUW, and sometimes Night People?
  6:35pm Airdoor:

i think they need to have a show where people call in with their best celebrity impressions

What song will Frangry & Michelle slow-dance to?
  6:36pm Weave Ho:

So who are the pussies?! Anyone called a dick and really is a dick doesn't care, they're usually proud of it.
  6:36pm ?:

lots of dicks are calling in now
  6:36pm Listener Jon:

Frangry, we love the show here in our office, We listen every week. But you're a dick. A loveable dick, but a dick nonetheless.
  6:37pm Danne D:

All these friggin impersonators and none of 'em are impersonating Tricky Dick Nixon?

@TubaRuba - talkies also include Best Show (to a large extent). Clay Pigeon's show often has large DJ interplay. How Stuff Works is non-music. Chris T's show is a talkie. Bronwyn and Jay as well.
  6:37pm Listenership:

@Jon: Oh SNAP!
  6:38pm hubba:

People that high-five Special Olympic kids with down syndrome and say, “good job,” are dicks.
  6:38pm Danne D:

I remember the Barista at Starbucks in Seattle who was a dick. I asked her for a grande coffee and she goes what kind and I say regular and she derisively says..."Oh, a drip"
  6:39pm Listenership:

@Danne: ZING!
  6:39pm Danne D:

This beats the snot out of a re-run, Frangry :)
  6:40pm Cris the Waiter:

Dicks: people who say "I saw that in a documentary."
  6:40pm Danne D:

@Listenership - that was no zinger - it was said condescendingly. as if my ordering a plain old regular coffee was beneath them.

Any of Frangry's online dates, who didn't treat her like a princess - is a Dick.
  6:40pm Orlando:

Some dicks just need a hug.
  6:41pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - oh right! I like Chris T but I always forget about him and I listen to Clay

Sharpling's show is terrible, and I've tried to listen multiple times :|
  6:41pm Listener Ian:

People who watched Lost are dicks.....

SPOILERS are dicks!
  6:41pm Danne D:

It's kinda Dickish the way I make so many comments and make the screen scroll up before other comments get a chance to be read.
  6:41pm Empty:

"FYI, to be honest, in my opinion, It's really good. It's based on a true story."
  6:42pm Danne D:

We'll have to agree to disagree about Scharpling, Tuba Ruba. He's good people too :) Totally not a dick in person.
  6:42pm TubaRuba:

"And he's a Mexican, too!"

  6:42pm phillip:

Did anyone say, people "planking" are dicks?
  6:42pm Danne D:

I'm off my commenting game tonight. Frangry doesn't like my comments. *sigh*

Scroll back Danne D.

What does the "D" stand for? Dick?
  6:43pm g:

This guy knows annoying.
  6:43pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - If you can explain what the eff is going on on that show in one sentence, I might give it a third or fourth try ;P

Just kidding, Danne D!!!
  6:44pm g:

Guys who share are dicks.
  6:44pm Mexican Do No Wrong:

This is Merr-ca'. Learn to speak English, Julio.
  6:44pm g:

Guys with high awareness are dicks.
  6:44pm Listenership:

Comments hint: Keep em short, Danne.
  6:45pm TubaRuba:

People that use the internet are dicks
  6:45pm Danne D:

@TubaRuba 3 Hours of Mirth, Music and Mayhem

Plus it's something that I was able to share with my nephew and he enjoyed it :)

No worries Mister Johnny.
  6:45pm Danne D:

@Listenership: Like this?
  6:45pm josh:

subway dancers are dicks!
  6:46pm Listenership:

  6:46pm ?:

Apple is being a total dick lately.
  6:46pm Meemer:

Just so you know, horsemaning is the new planking.
  6:46pm g:

NYC ticket writers are dicks.
  6:46pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - Maybe 1hr Mirth, 2hr of dead air from what I've heard ;P
  6:46pm Danne D:

"Frangry I got 2 Dicks for ya" - ya know he was waiting patiently to have his call answered so he could make that comment.
  6:47pm Danne D:

@Listenership: K
  6:47pm Danne D:

To each their own, TubaRuba :)
  6:47pm seang:

where's McCabe?

I think you need to be a little mean or stingy to be a dick. Planking is lame - but not really dickish.
  6:47pm g:

Walmart is dick.
  6:47pm Danne D:

Tom is one of the rare people that can actually make me laugh out loud.

WHOLE FOODS is a total fucking DICK!!!
  6:48pm Danne D:

All those Team Followback people on twitter are dicks.
  6:48pm TubaRuba:

@Mr Jo - them being proud and posting it online so errybody can see how cool and hip they are is the dick territory
  6:49pm alberto:

@meemer HAHA!!!!
  6:49pm g:

Apple is dick too.
  6:49pm Danne D:

2 Girls on the Radio = 99.8% male callers

Danne D

I concur regarding Tom Scharpling!!!
  6:49pm Cris the Waiter:

Youtube users who get high and mighty in correcting previous comments. They dissect spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, etc. and think they're making a difference or something. Lame.
  6:49pm Danne D:

That reminds me - where's Tommelise tonight? :(
  6:50pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - next time there's a good show let me know and I'll listen again - I like talk shows but UGH haha

Yes, sports fans are DICKS!!!
  6:50pm g:

How many of the male callers are nude when they call?

RACHEL MADDOW is a huge dick
  6:51pm Danne D:

@TubaRuba :) tune in on Tuesday for another good show :)
  6:51pm Ricky:

Jim Lahey is a dick.
  6:51pm g:

How you keeping it?
  6:51pm Kyle:

You know who's a dick? Asparagus. It's expensive. It's stringy. I don't know how to cook it. It makes your pee smell. It's just a dick
  6:51pm Danne D:

"I've got the one for you" - another clever one.

This guy sounds kinda like a Clay Pigeon rip-off.
  6:52pm Weave Ho:

@g all of them. Tens of dicks rubbing up against clammy hands during this hour.
  6:52pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - does he do skits? I always feel like I'm tuning in in the middle of some huge boring inside joke

I love Latinas. Does that make me a dick?
  6:53pm Listenership:

@Mister j.: Ask Latinas.

People from New Zealand are dicks!
  6:53pm Danne D:

They do do skit calls on the show, Tuba Ruba, yes.
  6:54pm Listenership:

Frangry just said Andy does that fat-guy "sweating when it's not hot" thing!
  6:54pm TubaRuba:

Dude, Michelle is killin' it tonight - I would subscribe to her podcast and listen occasionally
  6:54pm phillip:

People who have Justin Bieber birthday parties for they're 6 year olds? Dicks?
  6:54pm Cain:

God is a dick.
  6:54pm Mary Wing:

I thought he said "Sagitarians" instead of "vegetarians," heh!
  6:54pm Danne D:

It may be tougher to follow if you catch it in the middle of one of those calls, but they can really be gold :)
  6:55pm g:

Meat eaters who dis vegetarians are dicks.

Who isn't a dick, really?
  6:55pm TubaRuba:

@Danne - that explains it, then!
  6:55pm Danne D:

Oh fucking - Justin Bieber - BIG TIME DICK!
  6:55pm Listenership:


Michelle has a podcast? What's it called?
  6:56pm g:

Mick Jagger's a dick.
  6:56pm alberto:

Janice Dickenson
  6:56pm Danne D:

@TubaRuba - yeah that's Jon Wurster you probably caught on his show.
  6:56pm ?:

Frangry if you make Michelle the winner, you are the biggest dick of all time.
  6:56pm P@@l:

Grammar nazis. Also, people who dOnT hAv innY biLity 2 tYp3.
  6:56pm Danne D:

Of course talking about a different show while your listening to this one is kinda a dick move by us :)
  6:57pm TubaRuba:

@Mr Jo - nah just hypothetically kidding... unless maybe she does coincidentally
  6:57pm Danne D:

Becca Blue - Hudson County representin!
  6:57pm Danne D:

About damn time somebody brought up Nixon
  6:58pm g:

Dick Cheney is the biggest dick.
  6:58pm Listenership:

  6:58pm Danne D:

I have to say Frangry is right, Michelle is way better at the board than Andy.
  6:59pm Stan:

Cindy Borgwardt, 4th grade girlfriend for one day. You dick! I STILL HATE YOU!!!

Death is a dick!!!!
  6:59pm Danne D:

Better question: Who isn't a dick?

Becca Blue is from Harrison, NJ
  6:59pm Listenership:

Oh, I remember now:

  6:59pm alberto:

where's mikey d?

Michelle every week!!!!
  6:59pm g:

Later dicks!
  6:59pm Danne D:

right across the swamp from Jersey City.

Anyway Have a good one! Thanks for a great show guys :)

Good night everyone :D
  7:00pm Dick:

Guessing T-Shirt size XXXXL
  6:09am lz:

lol, total girlie show. btw, i dont own a tv!
  6:24am lz:

PPS: You rock, Frangry!
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