Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from June 2, 2010 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting June 2, 2010: Radio Chat Room Revisited

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
JoeChrisMorris:

I like this song Ken - Andy Breck Man Man!

Peace out
Joe-Chris Morris
  6:03pm
Ken:

Hi Andy.
  6:04pm
Andy:

Hey Ken- how was your week?
  6:04pm
Ken:

Great. Just got off of jury duty today.
  6:04pm
JoeChrisMorris:

Oh no its automated Andy AND Ken
  6:04pm
Andy:

Is this going to be a long story?
  6:05pm
JoeChrisMorris:

Yes
  6:05pm
Ken:

It's not automated Andy and Ken, Joe. Sheesh,
  6:05pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Long distance charges may apply.
  6:05pm
Andy:

SOMEBODY OUT THERE CALL IN-
201 209 9368-
and get on the air and explain: we're doing Radio Chat Room again-
  6:06pm
mario c:

how do we know they are not bots
  6:06pm
Ken:

It sure is nice not having to talk.
  6:06pm
PMD:

Well, I would call but I don't know what to explain?
  6:06pm
Andy:

It sure is- let's let our Winged Monkeys do all the work today!@
  6:06pm
Ken:

Explain that people are free to call in and speak on the air without moderation!
  6:06pm
JoeChrisMorris:

Sigh
The station used to have this Sunday nights before the Music Faucet
  6:07pm
Andy:

hey- can I curse on here?
  6:07pm
Ken:

Oh God. Not this guy again...
  6:07pm
Irwin:

There are many circles of hell. Ours has a phone number: 201-209-9368.
  6:07pm
Ken:

Fuck yeah Andy!
  6:08pm
Andy:

SOMEBODY give our on-air phone number out- (201) 209 9368- thanks
  6:08pm
Ken:

Just nobody curse on the air!
  6:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Can The Rampler call in? That guy can talk.
  6:08pm
Ken:

There you go!!
  6:08pm
Andy:

I just realized: i could've done this show from home- what am I doing here?
  6:09pm
Snapplholic:

I miss the familiar voices
  6:09pm
texas scott:

i'll tell someone...what's the number again?
  6:09pm
Andy:

I need somebody to call in and be my "puppet"- and say whatever I tell them to say- any volunteers?
  6:10pm
Ken:

The trick is to know when you've been put on the air... like somebody is on right now and they aint saying anything!
  6:10pm
Ken:

Hi Pamela - you;re on the air!
  6:10pm
Mr. Puppet:

sure.
  6:10pm
cantspeak:

I am using my iPhone to stream so I can't call in.
  6:10pm
Ken:

You're on FIRE Pamela!!
  6:10pm
Andy:

Who is this woman?
  6:11pm
Ken:

It's Pamela, Andy! You know her!
  6:11pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Doesn't a light come on to indicate that the person is on the air?
  6:12pm
Ken:

Speak up! You're on the air!
  6:12pm
giraffe-o:

There are no jobs in the Bay Area, Pamela.
  6:12pm
Ken:

Speak!!!!
  6:12pm
Andy:

Do I have a puppet on the air?
  6:13pm
Andy:

Puppet- say this: reefer-- fresh reefer
  6:13pm
Ken:

If you will be Andy's puppet, give me your phone number here.,,,
  6:13pm
Ken:

Now I need a puppet too!
  6:13pm
PMD:

The problem is the 7sd...
oh, there are a few jobs. I swear.
  6:13pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Give out the international access number so listeners from overseas can call in.
  6:13pm
Andy in Berlin:

This is all really Irwin, right?
  6:13pm
texas scott:

BR-549.
  6:14pm
PMD:

Ken, I'll be YOUR puppet!
  6:14pm
Andy:

Puppet- say this:
Get your fresh reefer- fresh reefer- fresh reefer here-
who wants reefer?-- get your fresh reefer
  6:14pm
Andy:

Where's my puppet?
  6:14pm
Ken:

PMD, what's your number?
  6:15pm
PMD:

I'm calling in!
703-964-7290
  6:15pm
Ken:

PMD, do you have two phones?
  6:15pm
Irwin:

Andy's out buying a batch of fresh zingers at the Evil Store.
  6:15pm
PMD:

Of course, that's not my real number.
Nope, just cell. I just hung up.
  6:15pm
chris:

this is awesome
  6:16pm
Marshall Stacks:

I found the fatal flaw!

What do I win?
  6:16pm
Bad Ronald:

Dialing now...
  6:16pm
chris:

it is dead air... with live people... what a concept
  6:16pm
QRDL:

So sweet of Beth to rush for the rescue
  6:17pm
Andy in Berlin:

this must be some new definition of awesome that I was previously unaware of
  6:17pm
a listener:

Beth is great! What'll it take to get her to rewrite Monk in its entirety from a feminist perspective?
  6:17pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The fun part about this is anticipating what the heck is going to happen next.
  6:17pm
Ken:

Hey!! I need a puppet too! Who has two phone?
  6:17pm
mario c:

i think that if people called and left the phone by the speakers there would be an infinite loop
  6:17pm
PMD:

Wow, the phone is busy...
  6:18pm
PMD:

Bad Model!
  6:18pm
Andy:

I want to jazz up my Facebook page and make it hip for the kids. Does anyone have the phone number of the technical staff from Myspace?
  6:19pm
Tony Shaloub:

Hey how come Andy never came up with creative ideas like this for me?
  6:19pm
juanrapido:

pamela, there are jobs here. depends on what you are looking for. email me at juanrapido@yahoo.com
  6:19pm
Andy:

I recently discovered that offering to refund lost minutes at the end of our listeners' lives violates my pact with Satan.
  6:19pm
chris:

Andy's been working too many crime shows, or hasn't bought weed recently.
  6:19pm
Mr. Puppet:

this is pure bad.
  6:19pm
JoeChrisMorris:

Well that about wraps it up for 7SD
  6:20pm
Tony Shaloub:

Don't listen to Andy, He uses that Satan excuse all the time
  6:20pm
JoeChrisMorris:

Any eBay jobs anywhere in New Jersey/New York?

JoeChrisMorris@gmail.com
  6:20pm
Ken:

Who has two phones?
  6:20pm
mario c:

this is what happens when you let the masses run the show
  6:21pm
Andy:

Will someone give out our on air phone no.- please- 201 209 9368
  6:21pm
Andy in Berlin:

I have two lines if that's what you mean
  6:21pm
Andy:

I hope someday we get a good fatwa.
  6:21pm
djarnis:

midnight amusement from andy and ken.. Seven Seconds Delay.. worlds laziest radio program ?
  6:21pm
Bad Model:

Wait a second - that's not how you spell Shalhoub! I smell a rat!
  6:21pm
Ken:

Im putting a lot of people on the air and you're not saying anything!!
  6:22pm
Lizardner Dave:

Now Irwin is recycling Andy's old FB updates. Oh well.
  6:22pm
Tony Shaloub:

maybe we just don't wanna
  6:22pm
Mike in Southern California:

I have a cell phone and a land line.
  6:22pm
PMD:

Now it's busy again.
  6:23pm
QRDL:

Ken, are you going to rename the previous "worst ever" shows in the archive?
  6:23pm
Andy:

If you're ever going to be impaled, you should be on mescaline.
  6:23pm
Bad Ronald:

Sorry, I thought Joyce was radio friendly...
  6:23pm
Ken:

MIke, what's your phone number> I will call you off the air.
  6:23pm
Mike in Southern California:

714-471-6913
  6:24pm
Simon:

Watch out for puppet impersonators!
  6:24pm
Andy:

When the only tool you have is a zinger, every problem looks like a joke.
  6:25pm
confused:

This whole show is a masturbation emergency!
  6:25pm
Andy:

My kids are straight — not that there's anything wrong with that.
  6:26pm
Tony Shalhoub:

that's not what you told ME!
  6:26pm
Leif Galangal:

Callers, please note: Callers cannot hear each other very easily due to technical issues (if I recall correctly). You'll have to SPEAK UP in order to talk to each other when you're together on the air.
  6:26pm
PMD:

Is that really Beth??
  6:27pm
Andy:

You can say I lack social grace and sensitivity, and that I'm awkward, crude, and tactless. Just don't call me gauche.
  6:27pm
Tony Shalhoub:

I never said it, I just thought it
  6:27pm
PMD:

there's no reason to give out the number
  6:28pm
Gauche:

Don't worry Andy, I lost your number.
  6:28pm
Andy:

If life was more like Seven Second Delay, no one would ever say it's too short.
  6:29pm
Tony Shalhoub:

You see folks? This is what I lived with for 8 years!
  6:31pm
Andy:

I didn't like Return of the Jedi. Too many muppets.
  6:31pm
PMD:

I don't like hearing Beth losing the will to live.
  6:33pm
Andy:

The secret to my success is getting my inner and outer dumbass on the same page.
  6:34pm
Andy:

I need some help- does anyone out there have two phones?
  6:35pm
PMD:

Why aren't you outsourcing to India?
  6:36pm
Andy:

Does anyone have two phones? I need a puppet of my own-
  6:36pm
Guy With Two Phones:

I only have 1 phone
  6:36pm
John McCabe in LA:

two different lines or two phones on one line?
  6:36pm
Andy:

can i PLEASE go home now?
  6:37pm
John McCabe in LA:

8184454224
  6:37pm
Andy:

I am either here or somewhere very interesting.
  6:38pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I had two phones, but I can't find one of them right now.
  6:39pm
Guy With Two Phones:

Could I use my phone at my desk? I'm at work now.
  6:39pm
Andy:

I read all about G-spots in my wife's Cosmo.
  6:41pm
Ron from NJ:

I can see my contribution dollars hard at work with this show!
  6:41pm
Henny Youngman:

I saw G-Spots in my wife's underwear.
  6:41pm
Andy:

I don't waste time complaining. The amount of complaining that others do in a week I can do in 30 minutes.
  6:42pm
Jon:

I like this program
  6:42pm
Ron from NJ:

LOL
  6:42pm
an inquiring mind:

What if Ken were Andy's puppet and Andy were Ken's puppet? Would there be in infinite feedback loop of inanity?
  6:42pm
PMD:

I just had to go get a beer to make it though.
  6:42pm
Andy:

I miss writing for Monk. I have way too much free time and mostly spend it following my wife around the house and picking on her.
  6:44pm
PMD:

Ilove the background music. That's something.
  6:45pm
QRDL:

Kudos to the guy not ascared of being Andy's puppet
  6:45pm
Andy:

Good news: I made contact with a parallel universe. Bad news: their Seven Second Delay sucks too.
  6:46pm
Jon:

I dissagree. I think it is excellent
  6:46pm
Ron from NJ:

Where's Frangry??
  6:46pm
dirt:

this is awesome radio
  6:47pm
You can't handle the truth:

this sucks
  6:47pm
Andy:

Some of my 1980s and '90s films have finally made it to YouTube! It's an honor and a privilege to be in such select company.
  6:47pm
Mr. Puppet:

I'm still listening and I couldn't tell you why if you had a gun to my head.
  6:47pm
Blue Öyster Cult:

Don't fear the reefer.
  6:48pm
Andy:

I'm Ken's Yoko.
  6:48pm
dave pavement:

There's never a dingo around when you need one.
  6:49pm
Andy:

The way I roll is none of your business.
  6:49pm
Ron from NJ:

Unfortunately dingos only eat babies, not puppets.
  6:49pm
Andy:

After someone dies, you have to say nice things about them. Fortunately Don McLean is still alive.
  6:49pm
concerned listener:

Is Andy literally draining the life out of his puppets?
  6:50pm
Don McLean:

Hey! Ho! I've been zinged!
  6:50pm
Robert:

Why couldn't YOU have written the conclusion to "Lost"? And things leading up to that conclusion that would've made sense, of course.
  6:50pm
Andy:

I'm against abortion. If you have unwanted children, put them on Ebay.
  6:50pm
Bad Ronald:

Wait a red hot seven second delay, you can talk about having one's hand up someone's ass on the air but not copulation with a flatulent lady? I call shenannegins!
  6:51pm
dave pavement:

what abuot puppet dingos or governments for that matter?
  6:51pm
Andy:

I can deal with gay and I can deal with bland, but I can't deal with gay and bland.
  6:54pm
nick vdK:

This is like the awkward olympics
  6:54pm
Don McLean:

Don't do it! Don't listen to Andy! DOn't listen to his puppet! He's evil!
  6:54pm
Andy:

My wife bought me some exercise training videos. Last night we sat on the couch, held hands, chugged Heinekens, and watched them.
  6:54pm
Gutter Helmet:

Ferguson is the true puppet master.
  6:55pm
Lizardner Dave:

The Mohammed stuff is kind of a dead giveaway that Andy is actually "Andy", if you get my drift.
  6:55pm
Andy:

Where can I buy the latest issue of Twitter? The newsstand in town doesn't carry it.
  6:56pm
mohammed ali:

I am the greatest, you go to college.
  6:56pm
Andy:

I'm a 26-cent stamp in a 44-cent world.
  6:57pm
Evan Williams:

You put the "twit" in twitter...
  6:57pm
Andy:

If you think this show sounds good, you're gonna LOVE HELL!
  6:57pm
?:

go to hell!
  6:58pm
Lizardner Dave:

WFMU needs a black velvet Mohammed painting. Make it happen guys!
  6:58pm
Andy:

If you think things are screwed up now, just wait til WFMU takes over national healthcare.
  6:58pm
Ron from NJ:

Next week, just hang the mic out the window and broadcast traffic
  6:58pm
Don McLean:

I'll get you, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:58pm
Andy:

The problem isn't that Seven Second Delay sucks. It's our JOB to suck.
  6:58pm
Don McLean:

I'll get you, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:59pm
Robert:

You mean Andy Breckman Man Man.
  6:59pm
Don McLean:

I'll get you more than once, Andy Breckman Man!
  6:59pm
Ron from NJ:

And for some reason, I'll listen of course.
  6:59pm
mohammed ali:

i heard that
  6:59pm
?:

damn just missed the show....or am I blessed?
  6:59pm
Don McLean:

You don't know what I mean! I'm DON MCLEAN!
  11:18pm
Marty in atlanta:

I just downloaded this and listened to it in the car. Is it too late to comment.
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