Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist

Listener comments!

12:49pm Pearly Sweets:

Dance for me. Dance!

12:51pm bill:

rRather ugly, am I? Whyyyy, I oughta.........

12:51pm Sean Daily:

Second comment! Woo hoo!

12:52pm one scent pledge:

corn weenie!

12:53pm Kenny G:

Pledge you Muthafuckers! Don't leave me hanging out to dry!!!

12:53pm Pearly Sweets:

Shake your limbs like tree branches and crush the acorns under your hoofed feet!

12:54pm Mike:

i tried to bid 1 penny but the computer overlords won't let me

12:54pm Pearly Sweets:

Four videos. One video for each family member.

12:55pm stingy d:

smarmy ants in your pants

12:55pm Pauluu:

Spidermaan wants Flangees!!!

12:56pm Been:

Try less hard

12:56pm Pearly Sweets:

Drats! The Heavy Flow!

12:57pm dc pat:

Go over your swag again.

12:57pm stingy d:

this is bad advice.

12:59pm KennyDaddie:

Shutup and play the Flangees!

12:59pm Sean Daily:

In other words, Kenny, you're a loser, baby, so why don't we kill you? Something along those lines?

12:59pm Pearly Sweets:

Extend your arms and legs into monuments and destroy Tokyo!

12:59pm risky!:

WE LOVE YOU RISKY!

1:00pm ?:

can we see the knitting cam for a knitting sized pledge?

1:00pm risky!:

I MEAN KENNY G!

1:00pm Kenny:

Pledge you FUCKERS!!!!!

1:00pm Art Smass:

Is this the post-therapy Zoo Crew?

1:00pm Pearly Sweets:

Please play more mouth music. Kenny your song was too short.

1:00pm kennyDaddie:

Shave Nick! Auction off his parts for pledges and shave them!!!

1:01pm stingy d:

i drink bourbon a lot. i like whiskey.

1:02pm ogunh:

Sorry (looking in the wallet), only got one dollar and five euros. Can't help you there ...

1:04pm Pearly Sweets:

Do you have something with bells or whistles?

1:06pm risky!:

I want the premium! but I ain't got no $75..........whoa is risky.

I'd do $20 for a premium..... and a smile!?

1:07pm kennyDaddie:

Shave Nick! Shave Nick!

1:08pm Cecile:

Kenny, I'm feeling as giddy as a little (but legal) boy today....

1:09pm brandon not brenden:

why is JM in the AM is the only show that announces the amount of each pledge with the person's name?

1:09pm Pearly Sweets:

Eat the mic. Six inches means you aren't dedicated to your craft.

1:10pm Pearly Sweets:

Nick has strayed. Damn your eyes!

1:11pm Harvey:

I'm pledging for that time there was a reverse exorcism of Kenny G.

1:15pm bb:

if you people would pledge, kenny has promised special, special treats

and dont you want to know more?

1:15pm risky!:

I PLEDGED! YOU ALL SHOULD TOO!!!

1:16pm Joe:

I already gived you all my moneys! English no good when broke! Fuck!

1:16pm Cecile:

I bought Ken last week.

1:17pm Marshall Stacks:

I already pledged. This set is almost enough to get me to pledge again.
I love it when Kenny G gets all sentimental.

1:19pm Cecile:

Is there any Bonzo Dog Band in the House?

1:20pm Marshall Stacks:

"Underneath all that noise, he's really shy."
Pretty much sums it up, eh?
You can help poor Kenny G, or you can turn the page.

1:25pm Cecile:

I am the only one who understands Kenny G.
And he goes off and lets someone else sponsor him.

Tramp. Why do you continue to break my heart? ;)

1:27pm stingy d:

being awake makes me sleepy

1:27pm kennyDaddie:

I bought Kenny. He had no say in it.

1:27pm Joe:

Perhaps we should brand him with a scarlet letter G.

And that doesn't even make sense.

1:29pm Cecile:

Oh, all right.
blood relation trumps most dedicated stalker.
I guess.

:D

But he's still a tramp.

1:31pm kennyDaddie:

I'm happy to rent him out. Now that he's part of this household, he needs to do his share...

1:35pm Cecile:

I'll take that into consideration! LOL!

1:39pm dc pat:

can vikki be your co-host. Then I'll pledge.

1:40pm Cecile:

WHO IS THAT WOMAN KENNY?

(Hi, Vicki, good to hear you!)

1:43pm Parq:

Vikci's in the house? (Sorry, just got back from a long lunch). Welcome, Miss B. I just melt when she says "do' org".

1:44pm vicki:

absolutely not

1:44pm risky!:

If anyone here hasn't pledged, god help me, I will..... I'll just..... scream!

1:45pm Art Smass:

Yeah, Parq, those glottal stops do it for me every time.

1:45pm Sean Daily:

A COMMENT!

1:46pm Erech:

what was that bed music a minute ago, the merry-go-round madness thing? Very mesmerizing.

1:47pm Erech:

Oh, me dummy, I can read the playlist to the left. WAY TO GO, ME.

1:48pm Sean Daily:

Ceci n'est pas un commentaire.

1:49pm Pearly Sweets:

Nick is educational. Now he should dance too.

1:50pm Parq:

Comment now, pledge in just a moment. Or, as Miss Bennet's people like to say, 'Alf a mo.

1:50pm Pearly Sweets:

Oh the sweet hypnotic movements bring me closer to reaching into the heart of the lord!

1:51pm dirty:

OH! I can SMELL the dance!!!

1:52pm Michele:

I hope someone is filming this!

1:53pm kennyDaddie:

<http://bigtimestride.ytmnd.com/>

1:55pm Pearly Sweets:

Money isn’t the only thing that was raised with that dance.

1:55pm Pearly Sweets:

My work morale was also raised.

1:56pm Joe:

Under the Water, Over the water!! The water movvesmovvesmovvesmovves.

AS THE DAYS GO BY.

1:56pm Cecile:

I want to loop Nick's explanation of sailing. It is awesome.

1:56pm Pearly Sweets:

Sometimes I walk around water, depending on bridges.

1:58pm Pearly Sweets:

Yes! Kenny! Bring more props! Make them filled with puns!

1:58pm Cecile:

There's a Demetri Martin joke that you can lessen the power of any word or phrase by putting "DJ" in front of it. His example was "DJ Abraham Lincoln"

1:59pm DJ Pearly Sweets:

I don't believe it!

2:01pm Pearly Sweets:

Oh you sweet mouth music. Every diddle and dun dun brings me eternal pleasure.

2:01pm anhelo:

I'm LOVING your show

2:02pm Cecile:

*laughs at Pearly's now powerless name*

2:07pm Pearly Sweets:

Everyone grab a microphone and improvise scat! John Giorno would appreciate it.

2:08pm Old Timer:

I remember when you could hardly turn on FMU without hearing John Giorno. Good to have his shrieking non sequitors back.

2:16pm BSI:

egad! Came back from lunch and just missed the LAFMS track by Boyd Rice! TIME HATES ME....

2:16pm Pearly Sweets:

Three has two round mounds.

2:17pm DJ Spiro Agnew:

'Nuff said.

(Younger listeners, contact me after the show and I'll tell you who Sprio Agnew was.)

2:17pm BSI:

Ethel Merman did a stellar version of this on her godlike disco record...

2:19pm risky!:

keep the pledges coming!

2:19pm Cecile:

I LOVE ETHEL

2:19pm BSI:

ah, Ethel...
I love you like a dirty, dirty bird, Kenny G...

2:19pm MC Pearly Sweets:

Does this undo the DJ? or does it just make me Scottish?

2:19pm Parq:

It's time for Bard to show us his best Ethel Merman impression.

2:20pm DBish:

Gotta follow with the REZ's I Got Rhythm

2:21pm Cecile:

It alleviates slightly, but only slightly. ;)

2:23pm Pearly Sweets:

Oh you man machine. Groove every ounce of your cogs and sprockets to till oil slicks the floor!

2:25pm Ike the Phone Slave:

Nick the Bard is afraid to read it on the air, but Cosmic Cowboy's comment was, "I invite Kenny over for a special bath with me and my sons. They're very handsome and still quite young."

(!) I guess that fits in with Kenny's man-loving orthodox costume schtick. I snapped some pics of him dancing.

2:27pm Pearly Sweets:

Yes! Let us all go over to the Cosmic Cowboy's house and bathe the filth and sin off of our bodies until we come red newborns again! Clean me with your dancing!

2:30pm Cecile:

Pearly, congratulations. I now hand you the "Kenny's #1 Stalker" crown. Er, enjoy it?

2:30pm Ike the Phone Slave:

Rural peninsular Virginia is awfully far to go to bathe the filth and sin off our bodies.

Hmmm, "peninsular" sounds dirty in this context.

2:33pm BSI:

Kenny G. makes everything sound dirty.
That's why we need him in our lives...

2:33pm Cecile:

what doesn't, Ike?

2:33pm Pearly Sweets:

Maybe we should charter a bus? Or just have a local hay ride instead?

2:37pm Negator:

I miss Joe Frank. Where did he go?

2:38pm Denise in Washington, DC:

This sounds like Rod McKuen.

2:41pm Negator:

That was Rod, eh? I still miss Joe. Where is he?

2:44pm Cecile:

mmmm. I want to embrace Ken Nordine's....voice.

2:44pm kennyDaddie:

DJ MC Nordine!

2:45pm Pearly Sweets:

YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS!

2:46pm Cecile:

LOL! Ruh, roh

Nick defining a city is funny, too.

2:47pm Cecile:

THey do take it seriously in Minnesota.
It expires every 4 years.

2:47pm Pearly Sweets:

Phone people are like mud people.

2:49pm Cecile:

phone golems

2:51pm Pearly Sweets:

I have heard that a phone golems spit is hasidic!

2:51pm Steve Spielberg:

"E.T....phone golem."

2:52pm Frankie:

Relax...don't do it...

2:54pm still b/p:

The BLUEest Danube.

2:55pm Sgt. Pearl E. McSweets:

What's the total for the show? Did you beat Ken?

2:56pm BSI:

so..... uh...... nobody's getting tazed?

11:39am -max-:

Pictures here - http://www.whathoproductions.com/Galleries/WFMU/Marathon2009/KennyG20090304/index.html